I’ve been streaming, in a new world so vast, But my house gets slandered, and I’m harassed. So I present to you, with a satirical twist, Top 5 tips for a starter base, not to be missed.
First tip, follow tutorials, don’t be a fool, Plagiarize builds, and act so cool. But don’t use the mansion from the Builder book, It’s a crappy house, just take a look.
Second tip, make a hidey-hole, so easy to do, No need to decorate, just blast Diggy Hole, woo-hoo. But why bother with effort, when you can steal, Houses generated by the game, that’s the real deal.
Third tip, buy a house, if you’re homeless and sad, Grind for diamonds, and think smarter, not bad. Craft a diamond sword, and hold it tight, People will listen, it’s a powerful sight.
Last tip, have fun, don’t worry what they say, My house is the greatest, in every way. So freak you, haters, stay mad and seethe, My Minecraft house is the best, just believe.