Primitive Lands EP 18 – Vintage Story (Wilderness Survival Difficulty) – Primitive Survival Mod

Well hello there ladies and gentlemen it’s your old papa cheddar here back with some more vintage story primitive lands ultimate wilderness survival playthrough so uh yeah i figured out what happened with that temporal gear as you guys saw in the last episode hey a goat what the

All right so our our perimeter is not secure at all um yeah look you can see right there there’s some obvious uh there’s obvious chinks in the uh the armor here but you know what we can capitalize on this capitalize on this all day we’ll just uh

We’ll just trap a little goat action in our uh little goat in here because why not right we’re gonna need we’re gonna need them so it might as well right but uh anyhoo hey oh what you’re not a goat stinking drifters yeah we got a lot of work to do on uh on

This base that is for darn sure hey hey where are you going huh i need you i need i don’t think i have enough dirt to trap this guy nope shoot okay well you know what hang on let’s uh oh oh come on hang on all right let me

Let me wrestle this here goat dang it come on nope nope nope nope nope he’s gonna get out he’s gonna get oh no no we were so close we’re so okay hang on it can do this we can do this okay i think we got the

Goat sheep is this sheep yeah these are sheep right yeah i think we got it we uh we had i did some quick thinking took some of our our birch i think we got him her it the thing the goat sheep anyhoo yeah yeah all right well that’s fortuitous uh

One down and now we just need a dude ski and uh we’ll be good to go let’s take care of this stinking guy how are you running huh where are you oh that one overhead yeah get out of here you stinking you yeah we

Got a lot of a lot of work to do still left on the base um yeah it just it never ends i swear it never ends come on temporal gear come on temporal gear yeah bummer yeah so what was i saying the uh yeah our our temporal gear it got glitched

And uh that in conjunction with the uh brand new temporal uh gear nerf mod that we installed and uh of course we gotta get rid of these here too because bun buns can just jump on over those that’s right haha it’s okay papa oh papa cheddar listens to you guys when you

Tell me things i’d really try to so thank you for that um yeah so very unfortunate stuff i feel rather cheated i will say but you know what c’est la vie that’s life right and you know life goes on life definitely goes on so we just will make

The best of a bad situation and uh we’ll just keep on keep living our life keep living the dream as it were you know what i’m saying so got some things that i needed to do today um actually we can’t make sticks out of these right i could have sworn somebody said we

Could make sticks but i think i think there’s a mod for that to make sticks yeah that’s definitely definitely a probably a mod action for uh for that give me that dirt yeah get this stone out of here okay one thing i did also do to get out of here

Was i swapped the door over so that way the drifters couldn’t just pile up right there you know what i’m saying so maybe that will uh that’ll help us out a little bit in the old long run now it is getting kind of late so before we start the day

Uh i think we’ll we’ll sleep we’ll sleep we’ll uh do that i’m just going to do a little perimeter checky lou are you still here yeah you’re still here i’m just going to scan the perimeter again really quick see if uh trying to make sure nothing can actually get through

And yeah we’ll uh we’ll kind of take from there as you guys told me the drifters they can they need like a place to go during the daytime so they’ll spot up i just blocked myself out so they’ll spawn inside because i don’t have proper light levels

And then um then they won’t despawn unless i kind of like run far away you know lots of fish uh so that’s gonna be something we gotta rot we should collect the rot but we’re not um what was i saying oh yeah the light levels and stuff

So and if they had like access to a tunnel uh which you know i feel like this is a tunnel access you know i’m saying they can just run down here in the daytime you know without getting back up i don’t know i don’t i mean i like to think i

Know how this game works but actually i’m still a noob yo pop’s still a noob we still have charcoal that’s right so much stuff to do so much stuff to do so a little time to do it in but i would like to expand the base as well um but

Let me cut up these fish we still gotta i gotta get more uh more clay and stuff to make more can i get down there more uh more crooks more uh cookie stuffs more pots you know i’m saying we’ll just throw that yeah three days yeah we gotta

Cook soon look at that 23 23 hours it’s gonna be running out soon that’s okay everything else is looking good it’s looking good yeah lots to do never enough time to do it in and uh yeah shoot we’ll just kind of see where the day takes us i suppose

Uh yeah all right let’s uh a little tv action oh hi white fang you want some kisses smooches never gets old look there’s all our glorious charcoal just uh hit him down in the depths there oh don’t worry i have not forgotten about you charcoal and i will come back

To you i should not i should not be down in a pit with no way out that just sounds like a bad idea isn’t it yeah it just sounds like a bad idea but i had to get the dirt okay we’ll do some more digging from top side here

Before we uh before we get too far so yeah i’m gonna be replacing the replacing the fence i think with an actual trench got the two bed two but two which i guess we’re at three now yeah that’s yup okay well that’s how that worked out

Yeah this fallen dirt sure does make it easy i tell you what sure does hey you guys want to hear a dirty joke what do you get when you mix water and dirt mud that’s a that’s a good joke it’s dirty and yet clean all of this oh jeez

Yep yep yep dirt what can i not what is oh that’s why i couldn’t jump boop there we go i was like why am i stuck right there i thought i was glitching out again jeez this is dirt though i swear i can’t i’m getting i’m getting tired of the dirt

Guys i’m getting tired of the dirt i’ll tell ya tell you it’s rough light ah yup see see just know as bueno no mas papa cheddar no comprende the uh dertaronis and such it’s terrible i just want to dig a pit of death is that too much to ask

Physics you know yeah dirt falls but i can have a floating wood fence that that makes sense you know i think if they if there was like a what’s the what i want to say if there was a way or if there’s a button that makes dirt fall down and

Have like physics and stuff then there should be that same button for everything you know i’m saying like no floaty stuff just go a whole hog in on the uh the the uh what’s it the physics you know just make everything fall down instead of just having one thing you know one or

Two things that fall down on this case i guess it’s a few you know there’s the uh um yep there we go um you know we got dirt we got sand we got gravel now just let it uh just let everything fall down yeah there goes the shovel

Yeah you know i would like that a little bit more better because then i actually know what am i saying i would hate that that sounds terrible this dirt is bad enough oh but you know what it’d be a thing it could be it could make for an interesting

Playthrough i’d like to say and if you guys have not tried it with the dirt physics it really does it changes the game especially for your old pop so i don’t know if you guys watched my uh my aura fury multiplayer play through and stuff that uh

I had a house that was built entirely out of dirt and uh so dirt my favorite block right my favorite nothing beats old dirt and papa cheddar’s book but uh not anymore see look at that now we got a hole in our come on come on come on

Let’s stick it dirt and swear oh geez it’s gonna be the end of me it’s gonna be the end of your pop i can feel it feel down in my plums ah drinking dirt phew all right well we got almost a full perimeter on our trench here

So uh not too bad you know we’re going all the way around here we go uh you know it’s not a full full 360. kind of ended right here because i mean we got a water feature and stuff and then same over on the other side can we make this yes we can

Alright so we are getting a little bit more secured um a boot there we go and so yeah ends right here over on this side as well we still got to have that charcoal and right cha i really want to extend my base out right there

So not gonna put a trench in there right just yet and then we gotta of course do the back side as well um so you know this is kind of an unnecessary perimeter that i got here too oh what the are you are you kidding me

How did you how did you get out how did you get out that’s okay you know what we got plenty of dirt now so we can uh we can just do this we’re just gonna trap the old uh goat pow there we go look at that we gonna do

Now now we can actually box you in oh proper like that’s right ah oh we’re gonna block in our wood pile as well but you know that’s okay it’s all right because it’s worth it we have a goat now we can deal with this old gal

Later um i don’t think she could get out there we go because maybe we got up on like a block you know that little side step right there you’re ours now goatee mcgodderson that’s right you sweet baby you ooh [Laughter] so well this is quite a little jumble

God we’re just making a mess of this place aren’t we it’s so good it’s great it’s fine but yeah so this perimeter it’s a little excessive you know i could have just trenched around the house um you know and just you know fence the gardens and stuff but uh

I guess uh this world we’re going big we’re going big and we’re going home and we’re not going to go home today my cheese balls not today that’s right that’s right but we’re hungry so old papa cheddar’s got to deal with that oh let’s uh let’s get some grub let’s get some grub

There we go now we got a nice box just for wood stuff that seems dark in here doesn’t it oh maybe it’s because it’s bright where i’m at uh maybe i just oh nope come on i just uh i just don’t know you know it could be

Anywho so uh i decided it’s time to do a little bit of cooking because your old pop of cheddar we’re hungry meow 4k and you know some toy nips and uh soybeans can’t believe i’m doing that yo soy beans ew gross curse curse anyway do we have enough clay i

Don’t even think i think we’re all out of clay right oh no we got some clay all right we got some clay you know let’s make another pot make another pop pop pop pop pop pot there’s a pot oh i should be up there here’s the pot okay

Okay there we go should have done this a long time ago while we wait i think we’re going to actually make one of these bad boys a proper weapon so that a crude bow god thing of the past baby think of the past and uh we’ll just you know i don’t yeah

Man we’ll store that bad boy in here unless we can can we break it down get some of our stuff back that’d be cool yeah probably not may end up just like chucking that out to the wilderness and uh letting it despawn or whatnot but yeah

Look at here we got some stuff cooking up we got even more food going on boop there we go there we go we’re actually uh increasing our production values okay and boom there’s three three haha i’m making some more bowls i made another pot i made some more of the yeah

I got no no no no um okay let’s see here maybe we can make a soup how do we make a soup let me see it’s been a it’s been a while so if we do a three a three one one two three a one two three

Is that that’s not a soup no a boo oh okay well okay well you know what we’re not going to have soup today so let’s just uh we’re just going to cook the meat because it’s going to spoil and go bad and i’d rather have something instead of nothing

So we’re done with our potsies we’re done with the pot skis i’m almost done with the bowl skis and then we’ll cook up the rest of this here fish erroneous and this guy and uh i think we’ll be looking pretty dang good oh i gotta secure this one there we go four aha

Marvelous we’re gonna survive i love this oh yeah just look at that brand new bow look at that oh oh god look how cramped we’re getting in here too really uh we really got to expand this base shoot we really uh we’re running out of room we’re getting too big for our britches

As they like to say uh in the country where i’m from which actually no nobody says britches here uh yeah i don’t think i’ve ever ever heard anybody say britches but we’re saying bridges by gummy barn gummy great scott that’s right isn’t this nice here though look they’re

Not piling up at the door anymore sticking their stinking little drifter well okay well i guess maybe they are but look then he left so it’s fine it’s all good now baby it’s all good now mm-hmm Ah glorious now we got so much more food ah i love it and we gotta start making bread soon and stuff there’s always so much to do i can’t can’t stress it enough all right well what shall we do i guess uh i guess we’ll go to sleep

And i’ll go to sleep pass a little bit of time wake up in the morning get on with the rest of our day how’s that sound all right so i made a few uh tea lights boop so i know this ain’t gonna be really up that i saw his arm haha you stinker

So this ain’t gonna really necessarily be enough light to rid ourselves of these guys oh and look at that garden tell me how your garden grows um whatever that was that a poem nursery rhyme or something take that stinker yeah i don’t know why i said yeah boy nobody says yeah boy

Any hue yeah not quite enough light to really uh really make a difference but you know what it’s gonna be something it’s better than nothing i guess and maybe there i don’t know i don’t even know where to place these things to be honest with you

And uh let’s just do one uh on the outside right there yeah so that’ll give us a little bit of light protection maybe i guess i don’t i’m not really sure whoa girlfriend what are you doing in here with all these boys i guess we found a drifter trap huh okay

Well let’s just uh start smacking away at them man oh man this is a party they also came to see old girl you are one popular you yeah you are that’s why i chose you because you’re the prettiest one who’s my pretty princess what my pretty prince says you are i get

It because she’s a you i gotta be careful not to smack my girl ah you are that’s a good joke there’s three down there’s another one down hopefully we can get them from here yep we can sweet all right don’t worry baby girl we’re gonna get you in a uh

Greener pastures eventually probably not er today probably not in the next like 20 episodes but you know what it’s on the list it’s on the radar just one flex hey just one flex okay so i need a bunch of planks baby give me all the damn planks and make some wood

Well obviously i mean we’re getting planks right you know what guys i don’t want to hear it okay i do i just want to make some wood stuff trying to trying to grow expand there’s some industry okay so if i recall the recipe correct lot yep there’s the slabs and there’s our

Blocks that’s not gonna be enough whoa nope nope yeah buttons are hard sometimes there we go there’s the drag across okay so i want to expand the old basaroni i should get an axe for this shouldn’t i yep i sure should boop there we go

Um pew all right let’s go on out to the other side of the trail we’re gonna need a yeah we’re gonna need to do something about that eventually hey our traps i forgot that we even placed these traps we even get anything probably not that one’s still up okay i’m getting distracted yeah

Uh who’da thunk old papa cheddar getting distracted that never happens says everybody all right so here we go baby here we go in the land i should’ve brought a shovel too yeah well no time there’s no time what the how did i do that geez i placed it on a vine i think

Yeah we don’t have nearly and i need to get some more wood shoot never thought i’d say that um well here let’s do this then so we don’t lose our baby girl there we go yeah look at that let’s open this bad boy up we had a new room extension

I like this this is going good gonna look great great oh there we go oh that’s wonderful i just got to redo these floors a little bit of uh packed dirt what do you guys think i’m very fond of the old pack dirt especially these days i can’t complain enough about these dirt

Mechanics wait oh really really you’re gonna do that come on geez i gotta go outside and dig our trench some more just because the dirt wanted to fall down stinking dirt swear to god okay cool now we got even more room for activities yeah we gotta get that yeah we can get that

Bam baby look at that oh yeah is that a beautiful house or what it’s so good it’s so so bad so good and so bad hey look but we got a fern in there that’s cool okay so i don’t know what i want to do with this room

Um i mean i guess we could move the storage over there yeah yeah yeah i like that let’s move the storage over there that sounds like a decent plan yeah yeah why not oh yeah look at that so much more better it opens this bad boy up just a bit

I’m keeping this here because it’s got our uh our smithy stuff and everything and uh oh look at that it’s so glorious i love it it’s great and maybe we can put some barrel ooh barrels that’s right that’s what we got where am i going i was going to go to my uh

My chest but they are here so barrels barrels barrel i got to look up that recipe again okay come on where is it there it is okay we can i don’t have enough sticks of course i don’t have enough sticks why would i have enough sticks that’d be that’d be just too easy

Be too stinking easy oh worm yes yes we finally got another worm oh yeah now we can actually do that uh that worm casing stuff uh correctly instead of just kind of what we did last time which was setting him free essentially and let him go on his merry way i do

Gotta say though i absolutely i love this pickup stick mechanic might be one of the greatest uh updates ever created and look oh i wonder what that is haha that’s our piggies let’s go see how they’re doing hopefully they’re they’re still alive and kicking they’ve kind of been abandoned just a little bit

Um for a while now and piggies oh there’s my piggies yep i got a sew and a boar don’t worry you have not been 100 forgotten about i will return for you i promise i promise i will not forget you i will not leave you behind my piggies

My sweet sweet piggies now if i can just remember where this uh this limestone was i don’t know 100 and of course the weather is turning south if there’s one thing we love it’s a good southerly direction that’s a throwback joke to the beginning of the series

Oh oh is this all that’s all limestone isn’t it right there yeah it is i didn’t bring my pickaxe why didn’t i not bring my pickaxe i just i knew what we were doing oh well maybe we’ll go get some surface stuff it’s gotta be up hey here we go surf is tough

Okay is that limestone limestone yep now we’re getting it now we’re cooking with bacon grease there we go oh there we go pray in the wild nope okay a little low nope little to the left a little too high oh come on let’s get this guy what the no

Yay oh is he not oh he’s still alive oh come on really are we okay old-fashioned ah give me all my stuff back give me all my stuff where’d he go ah well they’re gone no more clay sweet yeah i’ll take some flax any day of the week baby

And day of the week i thought this boat was supposed to be better than what we had but uh apparently it did not want to work out correctly yeah i don’t feel like digging up ruins right now i’ll be honest i just want limestone there it is let’s reorganize it i bet

That there we go rice rice babies some rice is always nice yeah give me that rice give it to me yeah oh yeah yeah if there’s one thing we have in this world it’s stinking clay got more clay than i know what to do with though we still

Really do need clay for things we’re just not quite advanced as far as i would like to be just yet to be out of the clay zones but i mean we’re gonna need more molds and such eventually any who once we really start smelting things okay well you know what let’s just head

Back i’m done out here i’m done out here yeah is that oh that’s the same trader from before right yeah we’re just on the other the other side of the mountain here so it means if we go this way we’ll find our home our abode at least i hope so i’m pretty sure

Yeah yeah yeah our house yeah it’s right over there yeah jeez oh bun buns did we get him nope did not get him let’s go come on get the bunny get the bunny ah did they get faster i think they got faster oh i don’t know i’m even chasing bunnies

I just i need to make more arrows too oh that spooked me a little bit not gonna lie shoot you know i set out to do things and all i find are more things that i gotta do there’s just never enough i guess that’s the uh the nature of the beast when it

Comes to scares our house and nature the beast when it comes to this game is doing things to make yourself do more things that way you can unlock the things to do some other things and once you’ve done those things then you can do some other things

It’s a great uh it’s a great cycle of thing doing a great cycle of thing doing yeah i haven’t explored over here yet let’s go take a little peekapoo shall we see what we uncover there’s a whole lot of nothing yep oh laddish nothing come here that’s fine oh our copper reserves are

Pretty darn near tapped we’re gonna actually have to go out and do some exploring soon if we want to keep going because our tools are losing their durability rather oh it’s a baby oh where’s your mama where’s your mom a little baby don’t run it’s okay i’m not gonna hurt

You i’m just gonna murder you ah no i’m just kidding that’s okay he’s fine he’s fine i’m not gonna hurt the baby just yet there’s our trap there it is oh okay whatever all right home sweet home yeah there we go yeah i gotta clean up around here too

Rid of all these stinking burns huh oh god why why why ah jeez there we go oh you know what they can probably get over these fences huh yeah i think they can okay we’ll just uh we’ll just do this let’s make it so the fences aren’t

Even needed oh we should have done a long time ago yeah well we’ll come back we’ll clean that up later not now i’ve got fun cleansing to do remove all these clean up the joint yep now let’s just do let’s just do this yeah there you go nope

Nope okay whatever it’s fine ah bird are we even now we’re not even picking these ferns up that’s okay that’s all right i don’t even want them i don’t even want these stinking ferns i’m done with these ferns get out of here get out of my life

Well that looks a little bit better huh don’t you think i like this it’s finally becoming a home and we just got to clean this up so bad just making this place super trashy and they yeah i think they can still get up here as well okay let’s uh let’s rectify this to

Shall we uh what a mess a stinking mess you know what hang on papa jetta is gonna just clear this bad boy up down you go that’s that’s much better there we go now i can see i can see clearly now the trees are gone

I can see all the way into the cave i should really just seal this off huh yeah yeah you know what yeah yeah i like that i like that a lot we have everything we need really don’t we yeah yeah we do have everything we need yeah

This cave is going to be no more but we’ll remember it’s here in case we want to go spelunking you know as it were this is true terraforming this is uh this is uh like you know when your room is really dirty as a kid and just kind of sweep it all

Under the rug that’s what we’re doing right here we’re just sweeping these drifters under the rug oh that’s fine i don’t even care take that dirt why do you want that dirt that’s fine look at that where’s the cave oh there is no cave the cave is gone the cave is a myth

Cave never existed that is what we shall tell when we tell the tales well history is written by the victors and i think we are just victorious just now ladies and gentlemen boom no cave now we could even seal up this cave too let’s just seal up the caves let’s just

Seal them up i don’t even care we don’t need capes all right okay we’ll just we’ll just go to other places and find other caves ah boom nope out of dirt but yeah that’s fine imagine we just fall in this one hole and then we’re screwed yeah

That’d be our luck let’s get a little bit more dirt and let’s finish up these caves baby these caves yeah boop there it is beautiful these are my fence posts mine oh yeah look at that where’s that cave cave’s gone baby this is a cave no longer god we’re finally getting some progress

On stuff you know let’s just seal this up too bam why not we’re doing all kinds of crazy stuff today ladies and gentlemen oh yeah oh yeah and we can get rid of this here mountain too ah there’s just so many possibilities let’s do that worm thing though

Huh let’s do that uh let’s do the worm thing so let’s do it inside yeah we’re gonna do it inside let’s do it that did it close the door um right back yeah let’s do it right here okay so there’s medium fertility soil so we till the soil

Then we put down the worm there we go yeah now he’s just gonna he’s gonna do something yeah there you go look at him wiggling look at him go we’ll call him uh oh don’t no what come on don’t tell me i messed that up again ah ah i read the instructions that’s

What you’re supposed to do you’re supposed to till the soil uh uh whatever that’s fine it’s fine we don’t uh we don’t even need them i don’t even want them anymore yeah and take that you stinking worm i don’t even want you i don’t even want you you’re just a worm

Just a worm and i’m popping cheddar you’re just a worm already ladies and gentlemen well i think that just about wraps it up for us here today so thank you for joining me i do appreciate you when you spend your time here with your old papa cheddar

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In everything that you do just as i appreciate you guys so with that said ladies and gentlemen i will catch y’all in the next one and as always i love you bye you