Protected By MY BULLY In Minecraft!

When outmal finds herself in trouble her bodyguard is there to save her and he’s her bully after a strange total event apple finds herself living with her bully who becomes her bodyguard and is there to protect her from anything and everything but someone else is out to hurt me as well [Laughter] Well you know yeah that that was me you know what else is [Laughter] did you have a good time in the mines now yeah i did you know what you should just stop being such a bully oh well you know i never thought about that uh no because it’s fun and no one is ever gonna stop me oh what was that explosion

My house wow such a shame jesus what happened down here what happened hey gene’s house blew up oh cheese it’s so funny who did this uh not me you would not me yeah i would but i didn’t do it this time well i wouldn’t do something like

That but why would anyone do this to little me i don’t know maybe no one likes you because of it you ever think about that I’m gonna find out who did this uh but but first i’m i’m gonna need something to stay with so uh who’s gonna let me stay with him no thanks are you sure yep it’s pretty unanimous okay letting a bully like you stay with anyone is a disaster nobody wants to help me

Stay with me Are you serious he’s your bully yeah and you gotta watch your back because he always does the best pranks on you wait what yeah Everyone deserves kindness wait what no no one deserves kindness what is he going to do for you huh he’s not going to help you anyway at all he will joe i mean i know how to bully people so uh yeah what if i bully people away from half-mountain you know like uh

When they cause you problems i can uh bully them away from you so my bodyguard yeah Okay so this is my house uh there’s a fireplace and a kitchen um why do you have all these doors what are you what is all this and what is this staircase for what um to go upstairs to the other parts of my house what the room what what is this

I forget you build a box every time you log into my yeah what else do you need here is the bathroom you need to go and here’s my bedroom this is where i sleep oh heck yeah a sleeping room yeah let me just uh let me just do that and

This what what are you doing and there we go you can’t do that what this is the sleeping room that’s where the beds go right you know what i just i can’t do that look you can sleep on the couch what all right that is so weird that way you

Can bodyguard me right from people who come into the door yeah but how will i keep you safe up there huh yeah you just sleep next to the door that’s right right okay okay yeah fine don’t worry i got this jeff now oh well good luck because i’m the best bully on

The server and you can’t stop me yeah that’s not what i heard from everybody else though so well everybody else is uh they don’t know what they’re talking about they’re lying it’s a whole campaign against me about you know the truth oh um Uh i don’t know too close do it it’s okay you don’t even have to acknowledge him just say it okay you don’t have to answer that uh i think you need to leave ian yeah okay that’s fine i’ll leave oh but wait before i leave i have to give you

My present to congratulate you to congratulate no it’s forgotten to congratulate him for being the best prankster or whatever You’re gonna have to wake up a little earlier than that to get old you were supposed to open it up there and i’ll find it maybe i can make you another room in my house wait war rooms here they have time to go hold on a second there what are you

Doing with zane today distance away from her two block distance buddy did it sound like that oh yeah then what is it like wait you’re you’re actually protecting me seriously i gotta be close to her to uh protect her from ian yeah yeah you should have

Seen it that was nuts come on let’s go i’ll do that i gotta clear the premises all right let’s see are you for real looking left looking right no i don’t like this let him do this because he wants to protect me no no you’re gonna stay right there i’m gonna

Clear the area okay this is taking forever come on af we’re going mining wait a minute nothing is going to go wrong stay right here even i saw that zane ah look who’s the best prankster now zayn yeah nice giant oh come on that was meant for earth now

Get me down from here i mean i saw it coming from a mile away i got one good eye okay yes sorry no no i i’m protecting her because she’s my girl that uh what what that i bully i oh just you wait till i get down there

Be quiet you all right i’ve seen enough we’re going half-man no no come here and we’re out of here get me down from here this instant no i really do appreciate you protecting me gene it’s nicer than when you’re bullied i mean all right what are we even doing here

Huh we’re mining okay oh look there’s a pool right there hold on there what something’s not right about that block okay stand back stand back i got it the cool block gene yeah we’ll see about that what yep just as i thought oh man isn’t that crazy that there was a coal mine

Yeah anyway that was a pretty bad prank huh right right yeah it was it was pretty awful it was pretty bad bad not like bad but like you know what in fact take a look it was no no you you two stay here you two stay here where are you going

Where’d he go where is he all right let’s go oh there’s some iron i got a lot of iron before and uh yeah yeah just be careful all right we don’t know how many more traps that idiot left out here okay diamond’s a little further down here yeah i don’t like that one

Did you hear that i think it’s a bat yeah yeah all right all right i’ll go take care of that bat who’s right here what hey mister bat budget uh there’s no trick lever i don’t know what you’re talking about definitely not there we go yeah that makes sense oh

Gene nice eye yeah you know tate’s want to know one oldest trick in the book all right let’s see there’s more diamonds yeah yeah all right now wait hold on hold on come on you gonna jump into this for the third time really everybody knows they do

Pranks and threes come on let me take a look everything looks good i mean it looks like a regular diamond but i just gotta make sure so let me just oh yeah yeah that’s right that’s good that’s that’s real oh thanks oh let’s get the other ones yeah it’s it’s safe

Gene i think you need to take better care of your teeth that way you can have great hygiene i don’t know what you’re talking about i already sat on camera so we should you set up dinner what the yeah this is nice but i don’t know if this is

No no no no no i cook dinner because i don’t trust anyone else to feed you okay i can cook no not even you now sit and let me get you some food fine this will just sit here all right here we go what did you make i made it myself

What what is this flop yeah i don’t think i could eat this tea i don’t think anyone can eat this what of course you can you know my mom said i couldn’t cook a big boy meal but i did it all by myself yeah take that mom gee this is nice but uh

I don’t think fun you’re gonna eat it all right look at you you’re so excited right yeah you put that down you cannot eat that and that’s my slop hey get out of here no no i fell out i’m here to protect you as your new better bodyguard what why yeah yeah clearly

Your brain has gone bad if you think this guy can be a better bodyguard than me hey i was doing a perfect job in the mind yeah i clearly couldn’t succeed because i was doing a too good a job as a perfect bodyguard now shut up and let me make you dinner okay

I already did her dinner i got a spatula wait what do you use a spatula for and uh we gotta we gotta heat things up here don’t worry about it just doing a couple things do we have to use an oven for this and here we go

Here is your new dinner what is that is it spicy you don’t have to eat it come on it’s good for you no no no just have the regular slop no it’s fine here no no no just have some of the regular stuff it’s all good you’ll love it come on

Come on come on it’s a regular after that it’s fine don’t even touch the spicy oh great gene now look what you’ve done what i’ve done look what you did and you’re dying oh my glasses please let me down already i’ll get you down don’t worry wait what are you doing good job

Yeah that’s right get out of here no no no good night i said good night ian told me to grab so many crabs oh there you are hey what do you need do you need uh milk potions more slop um no no no no i’m uh [Laughter] You’re supposed to be my bodyguard why aren’t you protecting me don’t worry i’ll fight the germs where are they where are they they’re inside me okay i’ll just start punching you there wait a minute okay okay okay um i need i need what do you if need not getting medicine how will i

Protect you you will be protecting me for the future so i could live right right right yeah i’m gonna get you a potion right there i’m gonna get you all the potions and you’re gonna be good don’t you move all right all right i’m going all right all right just stop stop

Okay bye he’s taking this little too far guarding me he wants wait a minute if he wants a body to guard i can make one out of this slop okay let’s just see um put this down here bam all right oh it’s all great okay all right uh i’m gonna leave that

There so that way it’s a decoy and i can get out of here i’m gonna actually escape through this way let’s get over here yes okay let’s see um where can i go i’m the best prankster because you’re the best that’s right you ian you’re the very best yeah

A little bit of this and then uh pierce will maybe a blob and then i’ll show jean who’s a real dumb dude wow her teeth are really dumb okay what gene won’t ever look at ian’s house and yeah we’ll never look at ian’s house i could

Just go over here all right let’s see um here and oh my gosh this place is a mess all right just i should’ve brought some cleaning stuff uh let’s see it’s got some gold in there this a gold and a diamond what does it say oh he loves gold look

At that oh i should have heard his diary that’s very rude all right a little bit of this a little bit of that over here oh no now anymore if he’s exploding that’s not good i didn’t think he would be that smart to go after ian right at

The source uh okay wait i can use some of these planks i think i have a better idea about how to get this whole thing resolved that’ll do what i think now i just gotta light it up and [Laughter] you blew up my house oh yeah prove it what do you mean proving it’s right there don’t blow my house what do you think about that huh i’ll tell you what i think about that i think that someone’s firing us hey who is that dude [Applause] See where he is oh uh what uh hey av how’s it going uh keem yeah i’m g and dean you’re you’re your bodyguard who isn’t as good as ian or as handsome what’s wrong with your face oh uh nothing i always bid this ugly i’m not i’m not handsome oh no okay i’m

Wondering where you were what the yeah that’s why i’m such a bad bodyguard and also not as handsome as gene what no gene isn’t as handsome as you can you know hang out this is dumb hey hey gene right now oh i get it you guys we’re pretending to be

Each other because you’re hey listen you’re coming with me i’m going to protect you these two are going to ruin the server i swear if these two do any more damage you heard me no you stay away from her now come on aft we’re leaving what oh no

You are not butting into this come on with me coming with me it’s coming up between the two of us you can’t get it out of the action zayn oh i am definitely getting in on this action to protect aphmau from you two before you do

Anything else to hurt fine you know what zane i already got you involved earlier yeah i found out that you keep all the good stuff on the server don’t you like this wait wait wait hold on put that down again gene put that down by the way by the way zayn

I also took this from your house i’ll show you oh boy oh boy [Laughter] guys and now to target that house over there what oh i think you walk up to the wrong target that says avmel you saved me i i did i guess i guess you’re not my bully after all i

Can’t believe i’m saying this but that was even heroic yeah i didn’t mean it those lies dumb oh shut up put that away yeah yeah i’m done with it i i didn’t mean to i i really didn’t sorry it’s okay but i think next time we should talk about our differences it talks

Fine fine but you know what let’s just go back to your house and we can figure all this out actually gene uh if you come with me this way i have a surprise for you okay but if this is because i almost blew you up that was totally an accident okay

Surprise i want to talk to you about that rocket launcher so anyway here’s what you’re saying My house yeah well like it has like a roof look i even put in windows i know i put a room i know you hate stairs but look i got this nice little area oh this looks so nice i got a little bit of food inside it

Oh this might be the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for me well gene does that mean you’re gonna stop being a bully no absolutely not no no no no no i gotta keep that up are you kidding me actually hold that thought oh hey casey gene wait what are you doing a surprise

Gene why are you no no no no gene don’t do this Hey