Proto King Arche’s Insane Hardcore Speedrun – What Happens Next Will Shock You!

hello once again ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking please keep your hands and feet inside uh something I don’t know SW anyways uh we’re on a lucky number seven speedrun attempt uh hardcore mode uh this is the series so far of me failing considerably over and over again uh trying to speedrun Minecraft in hardcore mode so let’s get to it I am slightly defeat H uh so if you don’t know my last episode I I’m I’m actually recording this right after the last episode but the last episode of random battle an hour long or something like that and so Village let’s just go straight there um I died in the most [ __ ] way I spawned into The Nether uh ducked out of the nether jumped back in the Nether and lava flowed all over my face because it was coming down the cliff right there and I did fully spawned in I was destined to die right there because if I didn’t immediately go back into the nether or uh Overworld oh sir what are you selling huh oh wheat okay let me get some of your wheat ppins everywhere man I don’t want your pumpkin I don’t want your what’s that I don’t know what that is okay 13 wheat I heard I think I just heard IR go wow that’s a bad chest can can I can I come down s what are you just guy you’re just dude dude looking for dude impersonate another dude all right what is this are you a Fletcher you’re a Fletcher all right uh no uh well that’s cool are you guys stuck you guys were stuck you guys are technically stuck there’s the Iron Golem did I go in this house all ready Turtle what up Turtles nice chair best chair ever oh e [Music] car all right so I don’t did someone shoot at me just now oh there is another house right there thank goodness you guys got hay bales I didn’t I don’t know what I would do without your ab Bales D are you jumping on the bed that’s a bad child right there hell’s going on up here there’s another one and this how many beds do I got five I think I need what is there not a house right here nope shut up you tiny child you’re adopted parents don’t even love you h h whoa hiding [ __ ] from [Music] me my dude can we get thank you oh yes I was uh going to destroy your home now don’t look at me rules of rules I was told to take this building down take it down I give me that so I’m at a loss for is that more over there or how to continue this run currently what is this yeah this is run number seven [Music] uh it’s a bad run so far lucky I spawned by a village unlucky that it’s the wrong Village kid if you pick up I Cobblestone I will what the hell what wait did I miss that did I miss a bed what the hell what the hell Kea are you talking about man uh what are you doing 24 you guys only have a wheat unless I stand here and wait for you guys to do your wheat farming although if you guys do that useless useless I’m disappointed disappointed I don’t know what to do let’s just run this way Al come here sir come here sir sir uh can I ask you to come here [Music] no sorry sir I don’t think you reach me from there sorry okay [Music] sorry um let’s head this way no particular reason just pick I’m not the best at technically if this wasn’t like go for the world record the speedrun would already be dead is that a no that’s a Dand land right that’s not a spawn is it or a village is it looks weird I’m checking it out because it looks so weird oh is that what I saw I saw you okay well mushrooms okay could just dig down you know you’re not supposed to dig down I could just dig down that is that a doggo that is a doggo chicken [Music] cows not time to sleep yet oh I got technically alone it can we can we go can we go [Music] [Music] y sh okay okay um let’s just do that but I’m so close [Music] but did I say [ __ ] dies what’s going on out there hello not ready for a skeleton dude nope backck my hole yeah this will be the day you almost caught Captain somebody Sparrow oh I just go to bed what are you going to do about that burn you psycho [Laughter] you’ll remember this as the day that you almost caught some guy all right do I have a flint and steel no that is just a bit silly and awkward isn’t it I ain’t Scots no flints and [Music] steels how many bets I have five yeah I’ll pick that up I’ll pick that up too I think I’ll pick this up too okay maybe I already picked it up maybe not that’s brown wool well [Music] oh there’s iron [Music] [Music] um what the I seeing some kind of glitch there okay back here come on come on come on come on let me by let let me back let me back chill okay so let’s go ahead Bo boom boom boom boom boom uh set that [Laughter] down M M M obsidian yep yep yep yep yep that’s exactly what I wanted I wanted obsidian do want the bucket of lava I do want the bucket of lava let’s get this pickaxe out all righty all already um we’re cooking iron cook that fence first oh wait that’s not iron give me that boom boom button steel portal activated uh burning the doors portal whooshes portal whooshes what’s whooshing through the portal okay um pickaxe give me that we’re going to go [Music] here Shield I have a shield cool this back to the Bone get that out there okay let’s go ahead and cut down some wood never know what I’m going to need in there never know never know did I get my bucket back I did not can I have my bucket back give me my bucket back am I going to need these sladers I could use them okay uh let’s go ahead get that out of here get that out of here uh let’s go ahead and grab some of that never know what you need it for come on cook faster cook faster cook faster cook faster cook faster cook faster cook faster cook faster cook faster you quit your swooshing your swishy sashing sashing sh I’ve got all the food I’ve got so much food I’m not worried about food well as soon as I get this baked I’m not worried boom uh take this with me take this no boom uh uh uh uh okay oh my gosh I spawned in a place that I enjoy classic is there so much fire though bro is there any Pig Linton do I have gold I do not so that is a goal of mine [Music] getting boots what I don’t even I have 64 already what that’s crazy let’s get my boots [Music] uh I feel safe I got three nuggets though or a three of those but I mean there’s a lot of gold starting off here at the let’s gather up a bunch of this rack please don’t make those oh what’s up little dude do you trade do you trade hey man hey hey do you trade hey hey you got it bro just stole my gold Child come here I want to teach you about [Applause] stealing come here steal from me again steal from me again see what happens see what happens man I feel so evil you guys saw it right he stole from me you don’t steal no I should be stealing come on man come on man did I BR enough Cobble no I did not I hope I don’t have to use gold to Harvest Gold oh yeah you’re over here aren’t you oh wait do I still have a hay bale no okay okay okay well let’s uh wait a minute wait a minute one minute minute let’s let’s think about this let’s let’s think about this let’s think about this let’s actually eat some food well I thought about it hold on hold on I have a bone to pick with this game oh it’s dark out oh no hurry up pass the day by all right uh we need that that that yes I did a U-turn right out of the nethery okay don’t do that though I don’t want to be sued okay bruh it’s a lifestyle okay cool go go go go go go go go go go go why is my render dist is so small hold on maybe it’s not turn up my frame rate yo turn the vsync off let’s see what happens see if I destroy the game here actually that is a lot better however I don’t say anything I’m not rendering [ __ ] at long distance okay that’s probably the actual what’s that up there what is that looks like a it’s not a structure okay I have an idea a has an here so I came in from that side right yeah okay well that wasn’t part of the plan oh that’s not part of the plan either um okay well I’m down here now uh let’s leave can I stick you on there nope okay uh let’s what is that it’s nothing oh my boat thank you no one’s going to be fsy about this gold right right I should have took you know let’s take my coordinates now um F3 chat I am at 46 slash 53 slus 87 okay are you R you’re zombie piglin nice weather we’re having wait where’d you go this guy the bloated bastard’s back where you at you’re up there much I got not a whole lot uh let’s stick this down 21 that ain’t bad dude I don’t need these get them out get them out of my inventory um okay grab that there’s so much gold there so much sced everywhere man up and everywhere hello sir I’m on a journey a journey the world [Music] on you know what I’m saying world is on fire though like a lot I didn’t like that noise level five let’s go let’s get ready to okay uh [Music] I’m I’m just make the place a better place can I have that just making it a better place you know you know what I’m saying you know what especially for your children you know it’s it’s just I’m I’m foolproofing the place because I’m a fool I appreciate the fact that you guys are surrounding me like this said I was just you [Music] know lers [Music] oh no you get out of here kid you get child are you tattling on me I think he’s tattling on me guys I um you know I I do want to keep mining but okay so which way to the for Traya yes what’s my cords what’s my cords look like what will it look like okay what if I just okay this is my ax this is my exx is Right her and I don’t actually want to go that way there Soul Sand that way so let’s just go the I guess the Soul Sand everywhere actually how much Netherrack do I have I don’t think I have enough that gravel how that gravel here for okay might be enough definitely won’t be I’m crouching right oh I hear a guest where I don’t like this Bros you scared [Laughter] me oh hi how’s it going yeah GL you’re having a good day glad you’re having a great day okay I don’t okay there’s that biome D D D D D D D D D D D da da all right oh guys how’s it going my name is my name is Slim Shady what oh Netherrack I thought it said netherite for a second I was like all right can you stop that yes you oh let’s not go that way okay let’s go 46 minute mark I could do [Music] thisy it’s going to be a [ __ ] happy so let’s safer doing this or mining through going to mine right through to the other side d d yo Yosh Yos I did it I don’t have enough red ract though I can already tell I don’t have enough okay so all right that’s how much gold I currently have sir I hate to say this see you but you’re on my bridge swear to God you can go away nobody likes gas I don’t care what do you have to say no one’s buying no one’s buying it no for lost that one all right let’s go all right get my hands ready I’m ready get a drink of water we have to be careful in case blazes are spawning yeah blazes are [Music] spawning careful with the hand steady stay on course boy I’m do not have a steady hand like I used to there she is there she be boys sir no no guys oh yeah you’re there you are do I have a cobble I do have Cobble let’s go as sit as he here take off running like crazy okay I don’t see him don’t scare myself like that yeah yeah yeah you can scream uh okay so how does but let’s just pillar up you kidding me why did I hesitate huh why did I just all four of us just stared at each other for a good second like oh this is awkward hi guys I knew I should have just taken it slow I heard the burning oh man you have no bed or charged respawn anchor or it was obstructed I mean I can’t use it I can’t see it all right this chunk The Village should have spawned The Village right over here oh whatever H the nether is a big contributor to my death actually have I only died in the W or nether I think I’ve only died in the nether going to have to watch back the clips uh soon uh thank you for joining me uh lucky number seven not so lucky uh prot King Archie out