I want to play a game I want to play game a funny game a funny little game it is squirrel stapler this is a very very good game I like this game a lot very good game you can tell by the main menu alone graphic design is my passion the Main menu is phenomenal uh it’s done by David sansky that made uh Minecraft and iron long so it’s a good game power can you shut the up he beat me to my house I know he keeps beating me to videos and next he’s doing a [ __ ] signal Video and I was doing a signal video you you can’t [ __ ] win shut up Bish really baited to go to insomnia and doesn’t wear his signature PS5 t-shirt not even once yeah I didn’t wear it someone to rub it for me I was in Birmingham are you surprised not wearing I’m not wearing a ,000 shirt is that turds or is that wood that’s wood so here’s the wife the wife looking beautiful wait is this the last day actually oh wait this is the last day hang on a minute I might have [ __ ] it I might have actually [ __ ] it I think It started on the last day Clara oh sorry guys give me a second I I let her go on my csgo account and now I’ve got hacks on and I’m on the last day Clara there we go all right I got it I got it I got it all right we got It there we go have you ever played dead by daylight we came here to get away from it all but that is I could read that cheers mate look at my beloved the flies have made her ugly and rotten I wish she were beautiful like the squirrels of the wood can you keep The VOD up immed in Australia please King I want to watch it when I wake up from my also did you see NEX PO is making a pet scup too before you did first see one more [ __ ] comment about pet scop till I’m ending stream I’m ending stream not even I’m Not even doing a bit or baiting look at the chat you guys no one in chat is above the age of seven look at this herd mentality [ __ ] bro that sucks that sucks are you guys just brigading from our parac cynical that sucks look of the Grove chapter 4 Verse one saith the goat of the wood Thou shalt not staple squirrels someone in chat is saying pre- played yeah no [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it it’s so I can get as much content as I can get out of it out of the stream yes I pre- played it Ju Just So I don’t go oh what the squirrels and I go I mean everyone’s played this game at this point bro MIP did it 5 minutes ago shut the [ __ ] up tip of the day the map the update on pet skip 2 can you shut the [ __ ] okay so bro literally got 10 quids Together from the center link check just so he could make that Dono spent his welfare check just to make that Dono to ask about [ __ ] pet scop again I said I’m ending stream I would have ended stream right now but you that you gave me free money so I’ll let that one Slide oh he’s pregaming no he’s got the speed boost poison grass do not eat yummy naughty Nate squirrel hunting tips you can run while standing in or crouching but be careful it’s loud stay low hide in the foilage creep quietly to hide I’m smoking weed after 9 hour shift What game are we playing uh Terraria use your ears you can usually hear squirrels chattering and moving before you can see them your rifle is equipped with a scope no it’s not there’s no scope on it it’s just an iron sight there’s no [ __ ] scope on it is that a squirrel squirrel Squirrel squirrel squirrel come here come here oh I’m a God gamer I’m God gaming oh oh oh two squirel okay okay he’s actually he’s strafing he’s strafing I I didn’t know they could do that maybe there’s some like new update or something like that bro literally stopped when he knew I was Firing okay it’s a 30 minute game and I have 300 hours on it but I don’t think that’s important I am going to try and 360 a squirrel I’m going to try so I’ve got all the squirrels right now there’s one more there’s one more he’s Hiding is there a map oh there we go so on the yellow there’s a little hook you can go to as well to uh commit sins I think it just improves your score it doesn’t actually do anything not like nothing to do with the law there’s a note here oh squirrel Squirrel squirrel squirrel gaming gaming gaming I think that’s a soda can every day you can commit sin of the Shady Shack to boost your score love to see it oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 360 surely surely that got him right that was that was a guaranteed 360 oh my God I got him as well okay boys what we got we got the UAV I think we got the care package as well that’s good that’s really good lamus 360 okay bro I have the smallest mouse mat in the world sorry it takes me seven Mouse spins squirrel fact squirrels can eat their body weight in food every week is that true chat Is that real I don’t know why that hurts I can run very fast now and to get some ammo I think I’m going to go back home but there’s some more lore stuff I want to Find there a little Radio Shack here report one nothing of note to report some marginal abnormalities in readings that went away once I recalibrated some odd noises during the night probably squirrels overall everything is pretty quiet come back tomorrow for another report the lady part one once there was A lonely artist who lived by himself in the woods Desiring to to ease his loneliness he saved his meager earnings and purchased a fine paintbrush crafted from the hair of a beautiful woman the artist loved his paintbrush so much that he used it to paint the woman who had Given her hair for its creation as he imagined she must look he was then informed that due to a terrible mixup the hair had actually come from a wild boar lamu where the [ __ ] they get that joke from like r/ wordington or something that was terrible I’m going back home this sucks Anyway I’m going to put squirrels on my wife and go to bed perfect she looks immaculate look at this house by the way average Finnish house only needs a saer right I uh I timed out Dolan dark cuz he’s coming in here like Shilling his shitty 30 second Channel again he’s Timed out B of The Grove CH 4: 2 yeah get the 1984 bit out the way bro cuz that’s not that what were you going to say next drink bleach look at this he logged on to his alt account to spam now he logged on bro literally he he [ __ ] Logged on to a new browser to spam cuz I timed him out [ __ ] worm you’re actually such a little wriggly worm book of The Grove 4: 2 for the bushy tale is righteous in an all mother’s soul and the chattering voice Divine you watch the Five Nights at Freddy’s the inflation is not by no means that was [ __ ] I was at keemstar reading a sentence there [ __ ] hell that was so hard to read especially that Dono as well will you watch the Five Nights at Freddy’s movie day one or will you wait for the Inflation shut up shut the [ __ ] up bro today I must hunt the big squirrel okay so we got two out of five squirrels then we need one large you can run by pressing shift ah cheers mate yeah I’ve haven’t played a video game in the past 20 years cheers Mate what’s that what is that what the [ __ ] is that okay I pregame I don’t know what that is the [ __ ] is that a vengeful ghost squirrel bro thinks it’s Mario Kart look at that okay okay this could be a 360 Mar no okay yep never mind is there another One okay all right 360 this one come on mate come on mate come on mate come on mate 360 oh my God I got him you saw that right that was sick I literally got him I got him the health bar disappeared for some reason but I I literally got him Damn I’m cracked bro what is that noise what say like wind why the squirrels keep running away got you got you all right how you all the big squirrel again I don’t know how to oh oh how the [ __ ] did I miss that he’s what he’s [ __ ] hugging the wall man dog [ __ ] Aim he’s literally hugging a PNG of like a tree and I missed that this game sucks so another oh [ __ ] off mate oh mate give it a [ __ ] rest give it a rest you thought where’d he go you thought okay 360 surely 360 183 a he’s hacking no way there we go Okay that was cracked that was cracked a male squirrel can smell a female in heat from up to a mile away so true what is that noise is that Pig please get the G ass haircuts out of here you are scaring the squirrels away where a hat anded you might get some [ __ ] got two tails a bonus double squirrel wow we’re actually gaming just came back onto his first account I’m free I’m free please get rid of that ye ass haircut out of here you’re scaring the squirrels away shut up truck freak truck freak crazy ass is this Gino’s quest to Fortunately not oh maybe it could be I mean to be fair this looks like cruelty Squad just a little bit less schizophrenic report two small abnormal readings still occur within odd regularity recalibrating always fixes them but they come back the next day I also keep finding Dead Squirrels outside The door looks like maybe an animal is leaving Comm will defend you and at the same time your 247 to dog on you as much as possible P it’s outstanding how your community will defend you and oh yeah no it’s actually insane like whenever someone comes to me they will instantly Like God defend me but in the meantime they just they hope I die every single day Mr Beast passed away what one guy spamming the same message 50 times okay okay bro don’t even link a source I believe you don’t even link a source you don’t you don’t need one that’s crazy Thank you so much for coming on to this stream and telling me Oh you’re going to die you’re going to die you’re going to die I lucky you’re literally glued to the floor in this game right see the report oh oh oh big squirrel big squirrel big squirrel die there it is Die these are enough squirrels for today no I don’t think so I think I need more get some bullets the lady part two the artist was inconsolable and spent his days weeping and taking his portrait on long walks in the rain on one of these walks he Encounters an old woman who said ah young man I can see the reason for your despair come with me for a few wait for a few pennies she said his treasured painting could be brought to life the artist was overjoyed and the spell was cast only then did he remember that he Had only painted the woman from the waist up so sad and true and now we sleep I didn’t go to the shack to get points oh I I just remembered I just remembered it’s over no first place on the leaderboard boys it’s over book of The Grove 4:3 rather like the righteous Squirrel the wise man stores his nuts for the proper time but the faithless man has no nuts to store my name leg my name eggy bread leather belt leather ham leather Greg Greg Paul Greg Paul innocent of charges something was scratching on the Windows last night I should look for tracks Yummy these are not normal squirrel tracks yeah I was talking to you about being trans and my friend was the one that gave you the two robot women from atomic heart thanks for the hug too I also remember you said you needed a piss I told you I need a piss okay we Did meet also I actually have the uh I I got I got the uh look at this this is what someone gave me at the insomnia meeting greet they gave me uh one of the twins from atomic heart well they gave me two look at that ass holy [ __ ] so use your ears it’s not saying how to call the big squirrel it’s F there we go oh oh oh oh oh a little [ __ ] boy come back is that a pig why is he running so much man come back oh okay oh oh [ __ ] thought oh he thought he he Thought he could do a little walk go a little walk thought we could thought we could divert do a little bit of zigzagging how many bullets have I got I don’t even have a bullet count do I no I do oh squirrels here squirrels here what is that what is that what is That it’s a squirrel it’s a squirrel okay how far are you away hey pyro how are you enjoying the game so far the game’s really good there’s too many squirrels though I think maybe not enough there you are okay nice yeah nice clipping on the tree there little Bro this game needed more time in the oven it’s a little bit uh it’s a little bit slow needed more time in the oven what the [ __ ] is that oh yep okay what is it called squirrel bear oh I got stuck unlucky yep wow look at that Health drop what was that dog [ __ ] okay bro put me on like Last Stand okay I’m I’m actually invested in the game now Pitbull it did look a bit like an XL Bully you know you got those like British people in the streets be like oh my dog would my dog would never hurt a Fly my my dog is the nicest dog in the world and they get that invested that their teeth start falling out my dog is like my dog loves my daughter K anything for views at this point how many times have you kissed anything for views uh once a year it’s a Tradition and then I posted on Twitter I was gay and everyone thought I was actually gay there’s something in the woods here that we didn’t expect I keep finding tracks and I hear it at night moving through the foilage and scratching on the concrete and in the morning there Are squirrels outside the door with their limbs all pulled off and their heads twisted around dozens of them requesting a call for instructions on how to proceed squirrels break down their food with a structure called gastric Mill which is located in their stomach I’ve just noticed how [ __ ] my health is okay We might actually have to play like a little bit stealthy I don’t want to get spotted I don’t want to avoid the Run watch the game there it’s Fallout it’s four we’re in the Wasteland right now just uh low settings I got a new pc didn’t build it Right even DSP streams are better than this yeah sorry bro let me get really fat like chicken wings of redemption like I can’t do I can’t take this [ __ ] no more man stop throwing my controller across the room uhoh oh surely one tapped sure Sur want to what the [ __ ] Where is it where is it okay anyways let’s get out of here let’s get out of here let’s get out of here where are you stop baiting man piece of [ __ ] squirrel actually baiting the whole game right I’m go back to uh bed now I noticed how like the Room is getting progressively darker as well oh where she up where she yeah where where is the wife where is wife wife mode there you are my beautiful wife even more squirrels to add to your collection I didn’t sin it’s over yeah I I I I I I I’m not getting first place Boys I’m not getting first place it’s over it’s actually over book of The Grove chapter 4 verse 4 in this way the squirrel is good and the lobster is bad wherefore squirrels may die so that squirrels may live just as lobsters live so that lobsters may die some of you may Die but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make all right what we got this time one logic that’s the same again I got one right boys I’m cheating I’m cheating I’m I’m going straight for the kill what’s this squirrels are always watching so true what are they called Squirrel bear get mogged get mogged I got speed on get mogged oh doing doing laps around you bro doing laps around you unlucky oh he’s getting caught on a tree he’s getting caught on a tree that’s so sad absolutely pathetic absolutely pathetic can’t do [ __ ] yep mugged yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] hell okay he’s fast it’s over okay no it’s over it’s over I’ve run out of speed it’s over it’s over it’s over it’s over it’s over it’s over it’s over it’s over it’s Over oh mate can you [ __ ] off man don’t you have like a stamina meter or something n it’s fine bro just be rentree chasing me all day all day I literally need to restart the day cuz he spent the whole [ __ ] day chasing me that’s cool coward gaml I had no Bullets you old bastard I had no bullets there was no bullets in the gun why did you just pyro why did you just get the gunen and be and beat the beat the [ __ ] thing that explodes to death with it even if it gets 5 kilm near you and it Explode chat ask colossal when he’s streaming cuphead Again by the way all right all right no I need more bullets all right what’s this squirrels can debone a human male in under 3 hours what about a female what where is that where is that that sounds way closer than what it actually Is what is that the artist lifted the axe tears streamed down his face the half woman continued to scream and Claw he bought the axe down her left arm rolled across the floor and still she screamed and writhed he he bought it down again separating her skull into two parts and Somehow still she screamed again the ax came down and again and again and again until she screamed no more can that like can that shut the [ __ ] up where is that all right mate where is that a [ __ ] me surely you don’t come over here surely you stay away 360 no scop a Squirrel I’ve been trying to do that the whole game it’s hard oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I do be hearing him he do be quite close oh I he’s literally clipping into the yep come here buddy come here little fella come on why is he rushing Me let’s read another squirrel fact these are really fun squirrels squirrel claws are sharp enough to tear our eyeballs come on mate come on mate don’t be don’t be a coward unlucky unlucky and of course you got the squirrel bear here on [ __ ] payroll yep oh mate 9 years Not cheers mate used all the ammo and it did damage anyway cheers mate average Pitbull named princess [ __ ] hell all right wife why did that scare me so much there’s no sound effect or anything jeez wife moment yeah she needs to like give me some space bro like she Just keeps running her mouth like so what if I go to the pub and I drink 12 pints and then I like to throw a few punches okay I’m I’m not committing to the Bit what Deep Rock Galactic Deep dive is this Deep rock deep deep Co Deep Rock Galactic oh that’s right the PS1 game oh oh oh oh for [ __ ] sake there we go rock and stone rock and stone report four it’s in the walls now in the concrete looking for my brain I can’t find it because my brain is Inside my skull but it will it will peel away skin and bone to get inside when my brain is taken I will come for you I will break you open I will take yours instead pets cup two Far Cry New Dawn uncore Far Cry 6core someone did it before you Underscore does this game have a fat mod underscore L okay you’ve actually listen did all four of the jokes pyro viewers have pyro viewers have four jokes fat joke game someone else made that’s it you have two jokes guys you got two jokes and you say 1984 when I ban someone deservedly deservedly I will break you open I will take yours instead I’m in the shadows now I seeing you cower you are already stretched apart into pieces your head is already Twisted off if the wife’s behind me I’m going to [ __ ] one Tapp her no she’s Not I kind of wish she was like I’m not advocating for killing your wife I’m not that’s that’s kind of messed up but in a video game I mean I mean right I need a normal squirrel they literally All Hiding oh hello mate hello mate I heard You I heard you go through that little Bush where’d you go where’d you go okay bro did SV cheats and just teleported somewhere great cheers mate thank you milky Jesus for joining oh is that one there is that one there is that one there wall two put your squirrel away Wall Two oh it’s that [ __ ] mate where have all the squirrels gone they’ve all gone where’d they go this is like the PS5 game Library there’s nothing oh there we go oh my god there was one squirrel like the PS5 has one game Spider-Man 2 oh my God I get it now I get it now it’s it’s all a big reference I get it now it all makes sense it all makes sense all right wife and now we sleep one game and I don’t know why I bought a PS5 with no games right let’s read the last Page verse five and I say unto you in those final days The Groves will bend in agonized worship and the nutless man the nutless man nutless man will be judged with his own industrial penetration and Godless adhesion so the stapler will become the stapled leather belt God is coming Today God is arriving today boys dubs and chat so we only need one XL squirrel again all right I’m speed running this man I don’t care I don’t care let me read this there are more squirrels than you have bullets and you’ve made her very very Angry give a [ __ ] I can no scope bro I don’t care I thinks I can’t kill all of you like I can line you up I can War bang you like or at dust too send whatever you got man I’m ready whatever you got a they’re hiding a they’re hiding the squirrels are Hiding they don’t want to come out cuz I’m going to One Tap him come here mate come here unlucky right one down oh you’re dying as well come on come on come on oh he’s hiding oh he’s he’s a little he’s a little bit scared oh God damn Unstoppable absolutely Unstoppable absolutely Unstoppable Cannot be stopped oh another one a mate you guys got no chance no chance at all max Prestige Max rank it’s over squirrel Bros how do we keep losing so Much is that a pig I keep thinking there’s a pig somewhere report five please disregard previous reports everything is quiet Fair Point right we just got to get the the fat score on now we just got to one tap it all right oh there it is there it is Where you at where you at mate where you at where you at where you at where you at where you at where you at I’m coming for you where are you [ __ ] know you’re a trick away aren’t you God damn it go away [ __ ] go away so annoying The artist ears rang as he turned to the old woman and said what is this unspeakable horror that you have bought to me how can I ever escape what has been done here what penny spell can you cast a conjure good for this and the old woman exclaimed the bloody mess and said Well young man this will make a mighty fine stew and so they made a stew from The Remains but it was poison and they both died art will eventually destroy the artist wait what that was dog [ __ ] what’s that ending okay so that that right there is the equivalent of Patrick Star telling SpongeBob that story of The Ugly Barnacle once there was an ugly barnacle and he was so ugly that everyone died the end move mate oh that’s not the XL that’s not the XL one I’ll get that for the points though oh come on matey a don’t don’t get a [ __ ] job bro Literally go Away there you are I can’t tell how far away he is he’s absolutely rent free though yep oh come on no surely surely One Tap One Tap 360 oh my oh my God we truly are gaming I like how that squirrel tried to clip into the Earth so I couldn’t kill It nice all right we Done God is coming God truly is coming right now can God come come that’s the big question trog is coming just just a labrador that appears like the return of MLG montages yeah yeah it could be actually it could be yeah who whoever edits this video cuz I’m lazy just put Like a bag of Doritos on the top right of the screen and a lens flare like somewhere in the middle how those videos go again mom get the camera oh my God oh my God oh oh M Mommy Mommy Mommy oh my God Mommy Mommy I’m going to run out of Red Bull Before God arrives I go Inside I must meet God don’t really have to though so Loud it’s so much over Stimulation all right all right guys guys I’m going to I’m I’m I’m going to be real with you I’m be real with you I’ve I’ve I’ve played this before I’ve played it all before but we’re going to pretend that this is the first time like marip PL Right okay oh what’s up here oh my God oh my [ __ ] God oh my God oh my God I didn’t expect that holy Jesus that was insane oh my God that was crazy guys that was insane wow that actually blew me away I wasn’t Expecting Video Information
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