Quiff – She Stole My Hearts, So I Split Her World…

What if every girl you knew stole all your heart turning you into the weakest player ever well I decided to split that world because at first started when I joined the server why am I up here we had a truce Qui this is the end for you

Why am I losing my heart why am I losing my heart yo come on please quiff now that you’re on one heart let’s see if you can survive this huh yo I’m falling I’m falling I’m falling wait Dodge all this but I have an idea I have an idea oh okay

Please oh my okay I barely survived that thank you honey block but what this choose your side on one side we have the boys team where I’ll be reunited with all my friends and then this says the girl side who we all currently Tru with but I don’t think that matters cuz they

Tried to kill me and she stole all my hearts but I don’t know if I trust this if I was to put my boat right here okay I think this is lava I don’t think I want to go on that side and just a double check oh they think I’m stupid it

Turns out it was a trick question and they rigged the entire boy side meaning the obvious choice is the girl side right but what stops me from mining out oh how I got M fatig five infinitely they can of fought this through all right boys it’s finally happened look

Quiff has entered trap I guess I just head over to the girl side I guess doesn’t seem that bad right let’s start with the illusion first get him real confused play some Mind Games you know okay first of all what room have I walked into and where’s the door gun it

Turns out the girl’s room was also trapped meaning I just walked into my possible death I can’t break anything and I don’t know how endless this goes for example if I just drop a glass bottle okay I don’t know how far this actually went so MLG is out of the

Equation activate raising lava this one’s my favorite we’re going to do this one okay someone’s definitely watching me cuz there’s no way they know I’m inside here and now the lava is going to rise slowly killing me and obviously this is going to burn this might have

Been a very stupid idea wait but if they’re watching I kind of have a plan I don’t know what caused the girls to steal my hearts and try to kill me but if I was to fake my death that might be the only Escape now I don’t know if this

Still works or if it’s been patched but I kind need to jump into that lava and potentially die yeah you can I understood because there’s currently a glitch in 1.20 where if you’re on a laggy Minecraft server and you disconnect just before you die it’ll show up as a death message but you’ll

Still be alive so I’ve kind of got to test this okay I don’t think I died oh the EMP qu trying to swim in lava there we go he’s actually dead okay back in I’m taking no damage but that only lasts a second oh my and just like that I’ve

Actually survived now please don’t actually abuse this glitch you didn’t H it from me but all the girls now think I’m dead and they’re going to come and try and invest got to make sure he’s dead this time wait these are just Maps okay wait this might work out in my

Favor if I can place my boat there get in the boat perfect I just need to place to hide right now I’ve somehow also lost my mind and fatigue if I put those there break these blocks and instead put them like this I just just stay underneath

This all right I saw he died let’s check this out hello intact the lava did its job he wait did I just hear a door now that I’ve escape the Trap I had to figure out who was actually behind this and why all my heart was stolen was

There a fake wall or was this planned okay the lines are right there on the left side is the boys team and on the right side is the girls team so if I just make my way to the middle all right guys we got to build this Festival stat

All right I want vendors I want stalls I want a giant statue we can burn to the ground leave that to me what happened to my house wait a second if I go over to the boy side now and I get closer to my house please someone do some fireworks

Th this is where they will be launched it’s been completely destroyed and transformed into pink okay how is anyone let this happen first my heart was stolen and now all my resources but it makes no sense because currently my house is on the boy side and since both

Teams were at War it would have been impossible for the girls to head over here all right I think that roof is pretty cute now for some uh banners okay seriously this makes no sense and my sniffer that should have been here has gone but little did I know the boys and

Girls teamed up to sacrifice my life meaning I was backstop we’ve all gathered here today to murder quiff sniffer yay yeah okay wait there’s too many people there I see at least five netherite gods and if I was to try save my sniffer right now a single punch

Would kill me okay in the meantime I have an idea I see this head over here which I think I might need goad Toby your turn get him yeah oh my they’ve killed my sniffer they’ve actually killed my pet I usually love snippers but uh quiffs pets no sir either way my

Plan is simple before they noce dig down all right beautiful that was a job well done he didn’t last nearly as long as I thought he would but I’m currently underneath their shop right now so I can make this into a pitfall the statues all burned now who wants some of qu’s items

Huh some of his goodies I think this might be good enough for a trap when someone comes to the shop to buy some items I’m going to release the Trap which will instantly kill them and when people come to investigate what happened all the blame will go to the shopkeeper

Causing a little Rift in their truce this is qu’s bed right here two diamonds right here and what’s going on here oh bye-bye everyone oh oh oh my oh my listen you guys were watching me I didn’t do anything there’s no lever I I don’t know how I fell down I can’t

Believe that just worked I can’t believe that just worked I just Ender pear down without them seeing me kipley what did you do to me I didn’t do anything listen I don’t know why that’s there I didn’t do this and I escape all the blame will

Now go to Kip listen who built this here okay cuz it wasn’t me so it must have been one of you guys okay I think I died up a really weird spot why would I try and kill my customers I want more customers not less okay they’re all

Definitely getting M over at Kip which is kind of perfect because now they’re going to be completely distracted I’m I’m going to go after their pet the girl’s treasured cat and there you are oh you poor cat well I’ve got nothing against you just they kind of killed my

Sniffer I just need to take you to the festival that’s because their truce is crumbling with the boys blaming kiple for thermite’s death all I had to do was use the cat as retaliation framing thermite and breaking it once and for all I managed to pick up Small’s head so

If I just equip that and drink the IM potion of goth thermite I essentially look like small even if I do get caught they won’t realize it’s actually me so Cat come with me we’re just going to take this long way around but now I can

Sneak into the casino and use the cat as a bait and you’re right there well I don’t know what this is and I don’t know who created this but I think it’s on the boy side so what in the world is this not finished me I don’t even know but I

Just need to wait for your owner cuz as soon as kiple comes in I’m going to make her play a game for the cat and when she wins I’m going to kill it in front of her now I know thermite’s not here goodbye small and aable thermite head

I’m now him and using a AI voice changer I’ll sound exactly like him what what is is this man oh she’s seeing it move out of the way it is it’s the girl’s cat what is wrong with you get it off the lead what are you doing I’m going to be

Using a voice changer that sounds exactly like thermite but for you guys you’ll hear my real voice welcome to the casino if you look right here you can win this cat if you win you can take the cat it’s simple it’s a little fun game okay just a little fun game that’s you

Should have asked or something before taking the cat but okay I’ll play along it just cost Hearts to play I’m withdrawing some hearts okay okay that’s perfect I saw it drop down that’s exactly what I like to hear take these and I want my cat back okay and it’s now

Going up kly okay perfect I just want my cat back come on land on the red oh I won yep collect those hearts oh beautiful okay what what what is wrong with you where do you think you’re going huh what I know I accidentally killed

You but that is no excuse come here come right what is wrong with you I just need a b to the proper fite where did you go you can’t just kill my cat okay yeah they’re going to be kind of angry you I got B to pick of you budy oh my gosh

What oh my gosh what oh what are you doing andite was Slam by kiple meaning the truce was now broken and the war was starting meaning this was the perfect time to split the world now what I need to split the world is some TNT but I

Only have one like seriously I don’t think you guys understand how rare this actually is that’s because TNT is completely banned on the server to stop any war from breaking out but there’s one one player on the server who has a stack of it and I need to assassinate

Them and I’m pretty sure she’d be over on her side because the person who I’m going to be going after is s right saies you have it right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the only TNT on the server yes it’s beautiful I see two Gods right

There and so’s in the middle completely in full netherite meaning they might be prepared for anything to happen and I’m not able to just walk in and kill her luy I have this which I can make a cannon that would onot anything but since I have one piece of TNT I only

Have one shot killing sa but I think that Mountain’s a good spot just you stay with us at all times okay no matter where you go you bring us with you okay no secretive anything cuz if I quickly excavate this area on the G side and build a dripstone cannon into the

Mountain I think this should work cuz I’ll put the dripstone right here place the water and it should hit right there meaning this dripstone cannon will shoot right into the middle of the lines I I have to find a way to get SES to stand

There now how do I get her here luckily it was easier than I thought because the boys were trying to fix the truce preparing gifts for the girls all right I’m going to tell the girls that the present is ready yo gals what do these

Guys want we are at the line and they’re right there I put my one piece of TNT in here I see the boys over there they’re right there they’re coming on the line we got you a present it’s it’s over at the stage it’s kind of like a fixed

Position um I need look at the TNT in the hand I I need to hit SES activate this my only piece of TNT oh what just happened oh my she died she died she died she died grab the T do you still want your present uh no we don’t want

Our present you just killed her what is wrong with you oh oh drive by drive by okay that worked I can’t believe that worked I actually can’t believe that worked I’ve just successfully got six stacks of TNT and at the same time the boys have been baited meaning no matter what they did

The girls wanted blood where I am right now is exactly where I’m going to be building my Cannon and this cannon is guaranteed to split the world now if I click this button right here okay it should my I’m I’m lagging which means it should work okay it’s doing the job but

It’s not automatic I it to somehow make this automatic so it constantly goes but I think I have the right idea because then this will slowly split the world but now this cannon will take a long time to split the world and if they come

Across it the entire plan will fail so I need to find a way to keep them completely distracted oh yeah this is this is actually perfect yo Cliff wait why are you still alive he disconnected oh oh oh my okay my heart stop my if you

Could feel my heart right now it was beating it was actually beating oh wait do these guys realize I’m alive okay just in case he logged off right here because I’m also just going to put pressure plates all around here and TNT right everywhere okay cool there is

Actually no way he should escaped this cuz as soon as he spawns he’ll land on that pressure plate which will then activate all this TNT and the end Crystal but now someone knows I’m alive so I need to start this war as soon as possible I can’t lie though it’s

Definitely making some progress definitely for sure all right let’s bring them some presents hopefully they forgive us we can go with we can go with the bucket Axel lottle surely they’ll forgive us for that I mean we didn’t even do anything wrong but you know now

I need to hijack that Railway system I’m taking these iron blocks cuz using all this iron I can make a bunch of TNT mine cart and now where that fence is right there is where the real car system is and they’re right there thermite and I

Can’t tell why their skin but yo this is going to be crazy oh get it back in the bucket that’s our present they’re going to be sending stuff over to make a bunch of mine cart and make them into TNT mine cart me and the real we got presents

Again yeah these guys I wouldn’t trust anyone right now and I made all the TT Minecarts I can I only have one potion of invis again okay these guys are completely stupid if I push this now oh oh look wa I’m backed up no zombies zombies stop it Zombies Run

Zombies oh whoa oh yeah that definitely killed them so what what do you care to explain yourself where the TNT mineart came from was we did nothing you haven’t even gotten our present yet that was not the present look this is the present that’s definitely made them allg you a

Little bit that was perfect oh all right someone’s dying get off my side get out of here get out of here okay let me me get far away from those guys and explain what’s going to happen now oh my god oh he’s dead I have four hearts and I need

A lot more meaning I need to get all my hearts back and that involves killing someone who you would think is Immortal in the meantime this entire area has been completely demolished now look at this it’s destroyed it so much I can’t even see the floor get out of here you

Rat I see you I see you hiding you’re thinking this little well the world is slowly being split and this goes off every second I should move out the way low key okay I just need to wait for to join you blw house up get out of here where

WR I didn’t see no death message Lo supposed to oh my okay okay okay you know what you know what Mo next time get it better oh you here oh he got hit off he got hit oh my yo okay that’s insane to make sure he actually fell yep he is

Into the void I’m so smart I’m actually so smart in a normal 1 V one I would have lost but I managed to use the cannon to blow him into the void meaning even if he wasn’t mortal he would still eventually die and I’d be there to steal

All the hearts back hey Toby you could say cff’s alive uh you’re just going to keep dying yeah I’m going to kind of steal your hearts and yeah wait quiff is alive what is your boy saying huh help there’s there’s no helping there’s no helping no please just tell me why K why

Did kly give you my heart yeah yeah you you can act stupid all you want I’m just going to farm your hearts what are you talking I’m taking them all no He’s Surely mistaken right I don’t know he said some weird stuff earlier too he’s on your team oh yeah yeah I’m getting

All my hearts back and say goodbye to your house not my house everything’s going to be gone and after I farmed all these Hearts everyone was on his way I may have revealed I was still alive but it didn’t matter because the world was almost split I don’t know sa this is all

Very sus what if it’s another trap okay seriously this cannon is going crazy assistance boom Bove I have a pickaxe it’s somehow already broken the wall this is insane but now I have 11 Hearts I’m going to use them perfectly because I’m going to abuse a glitch

That’s able to dupe Hearts but they’re not going to be real hearts because once you take any sort of damage they’ll completely disappear while the rescuing toia I’m going to activate this so I put that there you now owe your life to the girl side add some TNT okay back up cuz

It could still kill me and just like that I should have two chests and two hearts which means I have 20 Hearts okay that was lowkey simpler than I would have thought I wonder if this would help or if I’ll just dup it once and now we

Have 40 hearts and four chests and after getting over three stacks of Hearts it was time to put them into circulation I still were gearing up to fight me let’s go let’s go confront him then where did you see him I think what I’m going to do

Is I’m going to redeem the real hearts at least okay and I’m going put the rest of the heart because Toby is probably going to lower them to the cannon to explain where he saw me and that’s when they’ll see the hearts I you guys walked

Into my exact plan oh my where’s the world split it’s been split idiots what do I do now they need to see the chest that’s crazy what on Earth who did this but now I’m just seeing the world split in half what is going on what is this oh

Z come take oh oh my gosh there’s Hearts yep they found the H which is perfect and the P behind them you know what maybe it’s a good thing the world split you need to you need to go back to your side go back to your side go back to

Your side the water go the water s oh oh oh oh my run oh my yeah I’m going guy let you guys know I was actually alive I faked my death and as you can see the wheel’s been split you decide to kick me from each side well you guys don’t actually

Have a side look get over here this is not over bro come here you guys are actually dead wait the hearts aren working s the hearts aren working run ah wait we can talk about this that’s one down yep and that’s another down and don’t think I forgot about you guys

That’s another one dead and that’s another one oh my it actually work I split the world so they couldn’t even team with each other at the end cuz they couldn’t cross that’s what you get kly