Quinten Hyde – I Drank A Real Life Minecraft Weakness Potion

I’m drinking a Minecraft weakness potion in real life. For every sip I take, a heavy bottle will be added to my backpack to weaken me, and I will take a sip for every challenge I lose. Let’s get started. Okay weakened Minecrafter, first challenge.

You need to collect the materials for a crafting table. Okay. You got 5 minutes to find them all, and otherwise you’ll have to take another sip. Let’s do it! The five wood blocks are spread across this field, and soon enough… Into the tunnel he goes. You got the first one.

But the other ones were a bit more difficult. Since when are you this good at hiding things? Since I’ve been working for Quinten Hyde. But eventually… It’s with the actual wood. Good one. Yeah I’m actually going to go put it back into a backpack. Because in shirt is actually not that smart.

Better search fast, though, because only one minute remaining. One minute? No problem. Oh! Oh my God yes, let’s go! Nice one. Well, okay… maybe a problem. No. Yo! Wait it was right here. Yes. You know what this means? No sip for you. That’s good. Hell yeah. Hey, Crafter.

Yeah? You’ll need a shelter for the night. Why don’t you build one? Like, actually? Yeah, like, actually. How?! Wood. I’ll give you until the end of the day. Oh, ye… I don’t like being in nature. Spoken like a true Minecrafter. What about the other challenges, though? Oh, yeah.

You’ll still have to do those, so… Okay for this next challenge, I’m going to need you to run from here to there without any weight. Without the weights? Yeah. Ready? Go! Up here up here up here. Stop. 7 seconds point 14. That’s longer than a vine. Okay. Now, let’s do it with weights.

And if you don’t beat your personal best, you have to take another sip. This makes no sense. There’s no way I’m winning this. Why would I be faster after doing it once and with weights? Because you’re motivated now. Go! Yeah. Unsurprisingly, I didn’t beat my previous time. Are you almost throwing up?

Well, don’t worry, because you get to take a sip. Oh, I feel weaker. And another one. Oh, oh! It’s not awesome. Okay, let’s go. There’s animals in Minecraft, right? So I need you to find some Minecraft animals, and if you can do so within 15 minutes, you won’t have to take another sip.

Let’s go. I’m just laughing because Jesper is carrying all the weights that I need to potentially add throughout this video and is essentially carrying seven times more than I am right now. Good thing you get paid. Do I? No. No! Are you hearing sounds, Quinten Hyde? I happen to know…

And with “me” I mean Google Maps that there’s actually a petting zoo right here. And a petting zoo means animals and animals means…. Are those sheeps or goats? I actually don’t know. Yeah, those are 100% goats, Jesper. No, these are sheep. Oh yeah, no you’re right. After shearing them, we’ll have enough wool

To make a bed and skip the night and set our spawn point Jesper. That’s what I wanted to say. That’s a good point. It’s the Minecraft goats. No there’s… there’s no goats in Minecraft. It’s the Minecraft turkey. No. Nope. Oi how’s it building, you builder? It’s this. I’m not going to lie.

It looks like a bleep. And in case you’re wondering, “is he constantly on, like, the lowest weight throughout?” We actually keep coming back here after I gain more weight. So you’re feeling heavy, aren’t you? Yeah. So it does increase, basically. Are you feeling weak already?

I’m not loving it to be fair. Well tough luck. It’s getting dark. The zombies are coming out. You researched something! And did you know that there’s only one way to escape? Climb this tree. And if I can’t reach you, you’re safe. Hurry. Because wah, I’m a zombie. Since I know nothing about Minecraft.

Thanks to the Qult for helping me with understanding stuff. Subscribe for more of this. Oh, that’s so high! What the heck! As you might know, I am terrified of heights. I feel like I’m safe now. Are you? I’m the zombie. Wah. I’m afraid that I can still get to you.

The inside of my knees are sweating. Does this mean you forfeit? Ah! I looked down! I looked down! Thankfully, my hero Jesper helped me down. He is so handso… Wait did Jesper edit my voice over script? Glug, glug, glug. Let’s add the weight. I feel genuinely weakened. I feel genuinely weakened.

Which was the point. Do you want some of this strength potion? Oh, my God. I’m going to hide somewhere in this area. And if you can find me within 5 minutes, you can have it. Okay I need to find a good hiding spot. I’m thinking the other side of this.

This is a good hiding spot. Okay so I’m hiding here by the water. All right. I can hear him. Let’s go hunt Jesper Lust. And while Jesper was quietly talking to the camera, I talked about… When people walk past me wearing a giant backpack! Stuff…? And started searching. Is that a puddle?

Yeah, it is. He’s not going to be in there. Well, guess what? I’ve also just found out that this is one of the few areas in the country that has snakes. Not the biggest fan of that. Bruh this is so heavy. Come and get me! Jesper Lust!

Wait were you there all this time? Yeah. You got a minute and a half left to get to me. Heh heh heh. Keep running. 7. 5. 4. Jesper! 3. It’s all yours. Take a sip of that strength potion. Is it nice? It means I’ll take one bottle out of your backpack. Let’s go!

Hell, yeah. When I returned, my shelter wasn’t doing too well. Half of it just collapsed! Wait, let me… Let me fix it real quick. It’s a good thing my chiro doesn’t watch my videos anymore. Quinten this is actually impressively lame. You know a shelter is like to spend the night.

How?! It’s just a bunch of sticks…. Listen! Listen! Who on the top of their head just knows how to build a shelter? Let’s do the test then. I’ll chuck the weakness potion at your shelter. I’ll chuck the weakness potion at your shelter. And if it hits the tree, it’s game over.

Oh, I was 100% banking on the tree being part of the shelter. Oh, it absolutely is not. Yeah, I’m not feeling optimistic for you Quinten. I’m feeling optimistic. How? Just be careful. How…? In Minecraft this would be referred to as a splash potion of weakness. Yeah so that very much hit the tree.

Uh, I don’t think it did. Do you want to lick that bit of the tree and tell me? I do. Okay. I’ll do it. Yeah. I’ll do it Jesper. Do it! That’s weird. Does it taste like weakness? No it tastes like tree. It’s game over for you. I know.

But the game is still on in this other video on your screen right now, which YouTube thinks that you’re really going to enjoy. So let’s click it and find out… Whether or not they’re right.