Racing YouTubers for Minecraft’s Rarest Item

The end portals open in two days and it’s all at War to get Minecraft’s rarest item but my team and I can’t even prepare because our portal did this What Not only did it spawn in a dungeon but it gave us mining fatigue an effect that completely removes your ability to mine

The chances of this are one in two hundred thousand but the effect only lasts five minutes so you’d think we could wait it out no mining fatigue comes from guardians and water temples but since we’re underground I can’t tell where they are so the two times I went

To the surface after waiting five minutes I still got mining fatigues there’s diamonds come on you’d also think that we could backtrack and go through the portal but no the enemy team is patrolling the nether oh I think we might be out I think we please

Please no please no not there not there there’s eventually I found a water cave that led to the surface but that only gave us a day and a half until the end War it was time to get out and make a base I’m out yes wreck just be really careful bro

They’re literally patrolling spawn right now and the entrance to said base is super secure it’s a door entrance so you get teleported to the other side how cool is that apparently not cool enough because this guy saw my name tag in the Hills so I don’t know if he found the base but

Why else would I be in a random Hill would you think this base is like dangerously close unfortunately the embarrassment doesn’t end there I went to the Nether and literally jumped off of a cliff I swear there was ground there a second ago but this is the lifesteal server you

Lose permanent Hearts upon death which isn’t great for a giant battle thankfully you can regain permanent Hearts by killing other players so I decided to plan an ambush on this guy named I gathered all the potions and chanted my armor recruited two people to help me only to find this guy AFK I’m

Sorry oh you did it you did it was it a moral kill probably not so he gave him back all of his stuff and the heart but in return he promised to help us Ambush another guy Vortex here’s the plan Woogie leads our Target to spawn to

Avenge his death while me and spoke hide under the bridge as soon as they arrive all four of us jump him and steal the heart oh that is a coded hiding spots Amazon’s on her team oh go I’ll be honest the fight didn’t go well our enemy ran for hundreds of

Blocks and then this random guy’s Subs jumps in and starts critting me out our team starts to Fumble I get out of there spoke gets out of there but Rose being hunted down by these three guys and it’s now my job to dig a tunnel so we can get

Him out of there our would-be Ambush has turned into a rescue mission hurry hurry bro go go go go he’s on the other side of me there’s four people on me oh you see he said that he sees the Short Line he sees the shoreline all right I’m I’m

Just ditching the boat oh I see you I see you I see you jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump okay start tight select tape block it up block it up just lock it off just block it off go go go we’re not taking that bait they’re not taking that bait all

Right go Google okay did you hear that they’re here they’re here they’re here oh my gosh they are oh my God I didn’t think they’d give you something he knows I’m in this he knows I’m invisible do you need support yeah maybe yeah he’s alone so you might just know just Tower

I’m just Tower up we just need to get out I think no yeah get out get out yeah right I can’t believe they followed us yeah for that long he must have been like this one that’s what Subs does that’s what Subs does you’re just supposed to give up at that point

Can you come help me sell doors yeah at first it seems like a pointless Endeavor but it’s actually code for lore people to my door shop then let’s drop them in a hole and kill them together which is fantastic the only reason I got invited is because he needed some Redstone skill

To make a trap door but if everything goes well we should get an extra harp and I’ll be back to 10. okay okay Zam I got what you need I got the goods yeah doors I love doors so it’s 10 diamonds for a stack hmm those deep prices you know come be some

Slack man please I literally only have five on me I need 10 diamonds I’m sorry dude I don’t have I only have five compromise okay I knew it I knew it I literally knew it first of all steep prices okay extremely steep prices I was like okay I’ll just

Go with it bro and then all of a sudden you’re just like I can’t make a trade for half I mean that’s five diamonds for 32. you know what Mr Cube we could turn this into a bit of a pyramid scheme if you’re interested you know maybe you

Help us get somebody you can get a heart back or something dude yes that’s not it’s not like no stop stop giving me things on our dinosaurs My friends and also die we trapped so many people that day and I got up to 10 Hearts so I was ready for the end fight but that all changed when my teammates tried to kill me Parrott said hey can I show you something and I

Said shirts so I hopped in his boat but on the way there he just stopped for no reason I’ve played Minecraft for a while there’s only a few reasons you stop a boat I’m concerned he was whispering to somebody else which would be awfully convenient because he’s working on a

Trap video and you probably need to tell your partner that you’re on your way to the Trap but I pretend not to notice and we show up at this desert and the surprise is dropping a massive section of the desert revealing a city this was the second thing that threw me off

Because earlier he said it’s actually not too tough to reset are you telling me that placing around 5 000 signs is an easy task oh and it gets worse he’s giving me a tour of the city and fumbling with his words he’s struggling to come up with names for the houses

Until we enter the last one our Botanical Garden look at this Like what do you realize how sus this is I think it’s a trap so I’m staying at the door frame and then parrot starts placing signs you know one’s in hard to read angles that I’d have to come in the room to read no matter how many high

Signs you put in this room I am not taking one step further but then again I’ve been wrong before maybe maybe this isn’t a trap maybe I’m just being a little paranoid no like if you come in here like I want to add some more like flowers uh-huh

That is called a Uno reverse card but you might wonder why did parrot try and kill me well I think it’s because we’re in a race to a million subscribers and when that started you guys just went to the moon I think parrot was a little

Jealous because uh in his next video he kind of uh surpassed us so here’s the question who do I join for the end fight I was gonna ask the other team but they lured me into a trap and killed me so I think I’m gonna team with parrot even

Though he tried to kill me everybody else on the team is cool so I’m just gonna stay away from parrot keep my head down and hopefully win the war yeah okay see I’m ready oh my gosh Freaking Creeper yeah I just scared the Yeezys out another thing you might want

To do okay okay guys they know they know we’re on the move they know we’re here Oh okay people are going in okay don’t go in don’t go in don’t go and don’t go I think if one person goes in then everybody else is just gonna flood yeah yeah no one has gone I think it’s just a waiting game like who’s gonna go in

First one of us goes in okay not it not it not it I’m I’m perfectly fine with going in all right let’s go On The Run okay nice nice nice nice go red get him get him get him on boys they are so low dude on you to your left

Right to your left okay I’m gonna ignore five dollar super Now kill Subs they’re going towards yeah guys do not go near the edge okay not going near the edge you’re taking Vitality red and Iron by Chelsea okay I got poisoned me he just poisoned me who

Poisoned you he didn’t get me he didn’t get me he missed he missed he oh he hit me oh he hit me with weakness and slowness weakness oh I’m going guys I’m getting 2V1 oh shoot there’s Enderman on me guys where are you where where where I’m coming I’m coming no

That’s your name is you might want to pull out this too ah dude this weakness and slowness is terrible they’re on the pillars oh hold on do they have reinforcement wait should we go should we get let’s get mid I see I see mid I see me she’s towering

Up over here their Strat is getting on top of the pillars the clowns going up or somebody is that she’s not looking towards you keep going you’re good you’re good who is is that you plan that’s sneaking up she’s looking towards you she’s looking go go go go go go go go go

Let’s go how many kills we’ve gone in so far we’ve gotten two we’ve gotten two Brands I don’t know I killed three three three three Cube set two yeah let’s go okay we just got it we just gotta take Vitality now if we can kill Vitality or Subs I think we’re

Looking somebody pull up with me somebody okay I’m gonna push again we’re on top of it okay okay you ready for bread uh okay what if I got a guy I gotta go I gotta go bro what is this Ender Dragon doing okay wait wait wait wait on the side on

The side I’m going I’m chasing Vitality they’re doing stomping man they’re doing something oh well he has to be solo okay my last Pearl I used my last Pearl yeah I think he’s out of pearls guys she’s not a girl oh he’s got TNT he’s got teams

He’s trying to go back up I’m going oh my God oh my God all over the bottom I got him I got him down I got him down no he’s going back up he’s going back up go go go go go go go go oh he plays blocks up okay

Let me down hit me down okay he hasn’t hit me down where’s he where is he where is he he’s like on the side on the right side to your right okay reckon oh gosh okay so he’s really low guys he’s so low he’s so low Vitality’s on the other one oh bro you guys oh my gosh take it I got a boat oh my gosh wreck that was nuts bro thank you thank you thank you oh my God I got Vitality vitality’s on the other side up there okay guys the dragon is going extra low

I think they’re doing something below yeah that’s what I was thinking bro I’m gonna go investigate okay What hold on hold on I hear footsteps they’re down here guys they’re down here yeah I knew it I knew it hanky’s this way guys Peggy’s this way what way is this way yeah that’s that’s the direction I saw him in too I heard him in there that direction Perry Oh my God

There’s a boy trap where where Um like big one uh y49 at y 49 at the center it’s at the center that’s their plan they’re gonna blow us up into a void trap I found it I found it I found it the void trap I’m gonna I’m gonna dick around see if there’s any tunnels around

Here I hear someone I hear someone they’re underground you might think there’s no way to find the people hiding underground but you’d be wrong Minecraft skins can have an outer layer and on a multiplayer server this outer layer shows up on the tab list if you’re within 20 or so blocks

Meaning there’s always an imaginary circle around players who have two layers if they’re standing still we can detect these boundaries by looking at our tab list and with a bit of simple geometry we can use this circle to find the exact coordinates of the players um his circle is not shifting parrot it’s

Not it’s not shifting yeah it’s it’s barely shifting it’s moving that way a tiny bit but that’s yeah it’s like right online this x-axis that I’m on right here okay okay we got it and now just run in the Stream I’ll get the other axis okay

It’ll be within like a five block radius I think he hears us I think he hears us he’s got it he’s pulled he’s 100 everybody stop everybody stop mining yeah everybody one stop I hear him right here on the right on the right it’s down I’m going below I’m going

Below I’m like I’m like 10 blocks below you guys okay I found where he exited I found where he exited guys he’s by the portal all right he’s not in the bottom he’s not visible in the bottom I see him I see him I see him

Are they on the surface oh he’s so dead he’s so dead let’s go oh my God we got five hearts and the dragon egg totally red letter day foreign