RageElixir’s BIRTH to DEATH in Minecraft!

Oh where am i what is this place what is it is that me dad what it what is happening right now welcome to the world big man he has my looks what is who is this mom hon i’m so what is happening right now what the heck um hello who are you guys

Who who don’t don’t worry who are these people what is happening I don’t know what’s happening right now like i swear i was just huh i wonder what we should name him i thought my name was rage i thought my name was rage what do you mean what is happening guys why do i why do i look like this why am i

Drooling at everything what is happening hmm oh no he’s so cute yeah i am but like but like who are you what is this huh uh doctor and surgeon i actually have no clue what’s happening right now what congratulations on becoming the parents you two so so i just got given birth to

I’m a baby all over again hello doctor thank you the the procedure was a success well i mean i’m glad good thing i came out all healthy i i don’t want to you know but but i just don’t understand what is happening i could have sworn i just went to bed but like

I want to get out of here i don’t know what how this even happened uh doctor can you can you save me please um i’m so confused so oh no what are you gonna name him hmm it’s red’s rage my name’s rage already i swear i thought my name was rage already

Oh my gosh name me rage already name me rage already mom come on please oh i’m sorry i’m sorry mom i’m sorry why is he so angry yeah doctor you’re not even a real doctor i bet you’re probably that killer doctor maybe maybe chad chad

Chad chad’s not a good name what do you mean chad what what we must name him raged yes yes yes okay okay this is good but why rage because i cuz i’m rage because because i’m rage yeah he said yep rage works i i guess it’s because i was so angry

Welcome home son wait this is their house holy crap my parents are rich look how small i am right now i’m so tiny right now let’s go inside oh no maybe maybe i i’m gonna really enjoy this life it’s so weird having that adult mind and like

Being in a kid’s body this is so weird like i never imagined i would be a little kid like what oh no i was just born like a few minutes ago oh man man this house is beautiful actually they got this kind of reminds me of the look at billy

Oh oh oh so cute hi really yo billy the cat is really cute oh my gosh i hope i hope it doesn’t bite me because i’m really really small guys like i’m a very very small kid i’m as small as the little little uh little cat all right

Son let’s take you to your play playroom oh they set up a playroom for me oh my gosh dang maybe maybe my parents were nicer than i remembered wow all right where’s my where’s my playroom oh it’s over here oh my gosh they have a little stuffed animal for me already

Got some building blocks some rubik’s cube oh yeah i’m definitely not solving this as a kid and then we got a little toy boat and my own bed oh i get to sleep with this little little uh little cat right here oh dude these are the nicest parents

Ever my goodness good billy i don’t know what the parents are gonna do to be honest what are they saying to each other i wonder what they’re talking about right now oh billy’s looking so cute oh my goodness oh man i’m i’m kind of getting oh we should prepare dinner i was just

About to say i’m kind of getting hungry all right hun oh man dude it looks so weird because he looks just like me my dad looks i mean obviously but stay here and play with your toys Do they think i understand them or something like that like i’m a baby i don’t know why i’m crying right now but these tears won’t stop coming oh dad dad i think it’s because i’m hungry i can’t control myself son food is almost done oh food is

Almost done let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go food is almost done yay oh my gosh oh my gosh i’m what happened oh it’s because i solved this rubik’s cube huh haha see i i knew i was really really smart already as a kid looks like you pooped yourself huh

What what is happening yo i literally act like a baby now too what i just pooped my pants how is that even possible uh uh it does smell really bad right here oh it’s okay let’s change ya oh okay thanks dad thanks okay okay thank you thank you oh my god

This is so weird i’m having oh no this feels so weird something about this feels weird like i’m actually a grown adult getting oh all done champ oh oh wait let me see oh wait it’s all gone a brand new diaper it doesn’t smell bad anymore oh thanks dad thanks dad who

That that looks exactly like me dang man it feels so weird being a baby again well i i’m guessing let’s go eat oh okay okay oh my gosh okay it’s so hard to crawl down the stairs i’m scared i’m gonna fall and break my legs or something

I’m a really fragile baby right now oh hey it’s mom mommy food is all set up okay i’m gonna sit right here oh my goodness i’m so small i need a booster seat oh let me get my milk let me get my milk and give me my milk give me my milk mom

Mom i want my milk i’m hungry mom mom please mom all right let me try this milk this is gross oh i don’t want it i don’t want it i don’t want it it’s good for you no i don’t want it he sounds so sad that disgusting milk i don’t want

That nasty nasty disgusting milk give him the milk back why are they fighting why are they fighting all of a sudden why are they fighting up are they fighting because of me dang i i must have a lot of power nasty disgusting milk oh my gosh they’re fighting at everything oh

I can’t stop them can i i’m just a baby oh oh no she’s gonna make me drink oh no she’s making me drink the milk that milk was nasty i never want to drink that milk again man i wonder what dad’s watching on tv wow cubes cube city it’s such a good show

Nah block block city is way better hey mom come watch cube city with us hmm yeah cube city’s not that good trust me guys i know blah city a1 hey hon i don’t want to talk to you but oh yeah they had they had a giant argument because of me

The first day i’m here and they’re already arguing oh this is going to be one interesting ride can you take raise to the park oh i wanna i want to go to the park i want to go to the park yeah i guess oh part-time let’s go let’s go let’s go

Oh i cannot wait to play at the park oh my goodness here we are i guess oh wait this park looks really really nice okay let me get out let me get out dad come on come on pick me up pick me up he said we are here oh my gosh

I can’t wait to play at my first ever park he said let’s go okay okay i’m not as fast as you dad oh my gosh he’s just leaving me he’s just leaving me dad why you gotta just leave me like this oh wait they have a swing set wait who’s

That oh they have a kid right there greg wait what did they know each other yo what is wrong you know and greg’s hair is almost gone look at him oh my gosh man my dad’s hair is looking nice compared to this guy who is this guy mine so far and you

Dang dude dad’s right they they’re they’re always talking and stuff like that doing swell okay can i play can’t play guys can i play dad i want to go on the i want to go on slide rage go play with greg’s kid hey yeah let me step on his foot

Ah so so that is rage i see yeah that’s me yeah and be nice okay okay i’ll be nice hello hey how’s it going how’s it going how’s it oh we have a light nice nice little dollhouse and stuff pretty cool pretty cool yeah ow

Ow he punched me back let’s go let’s go let’s play in the sandbox all right let’s make a sand castle and stuff let’s do that all right build a can uh build the sand castle build a sand castle let’s do it let’s do it let’s do it holy crap i barely did

Anything and she built this entire sand castle herself yo i’m about to take credit hey dad dad dad look look look look at what i built what are they talking about dad dad hey hey i’m gonna kick your knee huh yeah come come look come look ready

Stop come come look come look dad come look look at this sand castle whoa i built it i built it look at this look at this very nice right very nice very nice yeah man i did such a great oh wow good job rach thank you so much yeah

Okay okay i want to play on the swings now i want to play on the swings dad push me dad push me i want to go on the slide dad i want to go on the slide get me up on the slide dad man that was fun dad that was so fun

Oh man that is so fun dad i’m having so much fun oh my goodness who knew playing at a park was so fun i’m starting to forget that i was an adult i’m just playing and stuff oh my god what is he saying well it’s getting late

Oh yeah dang i was having way too much fun hey good job building the thing but i took credit hey that’s my sand castle but but it was fun talk to you later sure dang they’re leaving he said you too i want to keep playing dad i want to keep playing

Rage we have to go no i want to i want to keep playing dad man well i guess i am a baby so i can’t choose what i get to do he can just pick me up and then leave so ah rage it’s too late all right well i’m

Gonna i’m gonna get in the car then i’m already in the car dad let’s go home we are home what took so long uh oh i think dad’s about to get in trouble again they better not start fighting again ran into an old friend yeah the that greg guy

You guys okay yeah we’re okay mom we’re okay oh billy billy billy billy billy i’m really sleepy right now rage was having fun i’m sleepy i’m sleepy guys i don’t know why i’m crying right now i must have had a nightmare or something my mom mom dad

I’m a nightmare hey billy i don’t never what’s wrong with champ i had a nightmare i don’t know why i’m crying right now please please want to go to sleep with mommy and daddy yes yes yes yes please please take me take me there please oh their room looks really nice okay i

Guess i get to sleep with them let’s go let’s go to bed let’s go to bed Dad is a time to wake up it’s all it’s already morning time oh man i i i oh wow it’s really sunny outside man that was a really nice sleep oh billy good boy good boy all right well let’s go eat oh food already why do they get bacon and stuff they get

Bacon and eggs all i get is this nasty milk man that was disgusting not this nasty milk how how much longer do i have to keep drinking this milk looks like he’s done yeah take this nasty milk bottle no no no yeah yeah look look at them enjoying their um

That that amazing fried egg that nice bacon and stuff while i’m out here struggling i’m eating my struggle of meals i’m gonna watch some cube city man i saw her he’s just like or like i grew up to be just like my dad man like he’s enjoying his shows i’m

Trying to enjoy my shows as well hun will you take him to date what i have daycare already i have daycare oh my i guess the parents do have work so man i i guess i guess but the episode is starting this is my first day at daycare ally oh

I guess this is the daycare lady oh we have other kids here wait what yo this is so cool hello oh no he’s about to drop me off dad i brought rage here today dad i want dad i want to go home i don’t want to be by myself these

Kids might be mean and stuff to me they might be how cute yeah am i still cute now huh huh daycare lady it’s okay rage no dad i don’t want to be a oh don’t leave me here they’re nice no they’re gonna bully me dad you think they’re nice but these kids

These kids they’re about to they’re they’re about to kick my butt oh wow feisty one man oh my god i’m gonna kick her knee again best and only daycare i could [ __ ] how is it how is it the best if it’s the only one oh no he’s about to leave all right all

Right dad have fun they’re abandoning me i wonder what my dad does for a job and i i also wonder what my mom does we’ll take care of him nah what she meant was we’ll take care of him yeah um uh okay oh see she just leaves me

What am i supposed to do i i’m sorry i i kicked her knee before i was a little i was a little mad because you know my my dad was gonna leave me um man it does seem fun playing with those kids maybe maybe they’ll be nice to me maybe they’ll be

Nice to me there’s lots of toys and kids here so no need to worry can i push around oh i wanna i wanna ride i wanna ride in the thing yeah push me push me push me oh let’s go this is so fun yo this is so fun

Today is my first day of school guys oh my goodness i have my backpack ready i have my notebook i’m gonna be such a good kid i’m starting to forget that i that i used to be an adult at this point but are you ready yeah i’m ready dad i’m ready i’m ready

I’m ready i remember the school back like like when i was alive as an adult like there there was like a bad principle here that that had like a dark secret but huh what what what what dad what i was talking to myself i don’t

Know i don’t know are you okay yeah yeah i’m okay i’m okay dad all right my first day of school oh my goodness he he heard me i was talking to myself i can’t wait to see my friends oh my goodness i met them you know when i seven dollars thank you

So much that i can get like a burger and some fries all right goodbye dad see you later it’s time to go to class this is my first day of school and i’m so ready daycare was fun and all but i feel like school is gonna be fun too okay

All right i’m gonna sit right here i’m gonna sit right here take your seats everyone all right it’s time for school yo i’m gonna be such a good kid these are the people i met during daycare man do you guys like my jacket by the way you like my little hoodie

Yeah and look behind my hoodie look at this shoes creeper design and stuff like that um they said welcome to your first day of school all right so what’s up teacher what’s up teach it kind of it kind of looks kind of like mark but but this this is a totally different person

Right i hope so welcome to the third grade yes i’m so ready i wonder what we’re gonna be learning because man like back in daycare it was so easy and stuff like that first grade second grade was really easy but i wonder what we’re gonna learn in third grade

Today we learned math oh i actually like math master that should be fun he’s like let’s go she’s like let’s go he’s like yeah yeah yeah hey look we have a hey we have a late kid teacher teacher look someone’s late look at him they deserve they deserve tardy

Teacher give them a give them a a tardy slip he said i’m sorry teacher why are you so late see i had to oh he had to walk from home i feel like he’s lying though he might be making up a really really bad excuse liar you’re a liar teacher he’s lying

He’s lying teacher he said no i’m not quiet down everyone what’s four plus four i mean it’s kind of cheating if i answer right so i’m just gonna let this kid said eight this kid said eight oh this kid behind me said me me okay okay man you’re supposed to raise your hand

Uh miss all right let’s see let’s see eight isn’t right all right let’s see if this kid is at 16 dang i swear in third grade that’s when you first learn multiplication this kid already knows the answer what the heck this kid is smart this kid is really smart

Good job man okay school is gonna be a breeze for me because i already know all this goodbye class have a good day man third grade is so easy that was fun bye teacher yeah goodbye teacher goodbye mark goodbye goodbye goodbye all right all right all right hey hey hey hey um

You guys you guys want to hang out today my dad gave me some allowance money and and i thought we could hang out at the mall or something like that he’s like oh come on come on come on you know you want to come come on oh sure yay we got some friends

Coming with you i have to walk back nah dude you can walk to the mall with us what dang dude he’s no fun right guys he’s no see see he just made you sad see that kid’s no fun right guys that kid’s no fun let’s go to the mall guys let’s

Go to the mall oh my gosh that was a much longer walk than i thought it would be are you guys tired i feel like these guys are tired how about you sheesh i’m tired i’m sorry guys i shouldn’t have made you guys a walk but like

Our parents weren’t gonna give us a ride it’s a my legs are hurting i’m sorry i’m sorry but let’s let’s go do some shopping let’s do let’s do some shopping i have seven dollars guys i’m rich i can’t feel my legs man don’t be so weak

My dad gave me seven dollars i bet i can even buy a laptop right now come on guys come on lucky number seven yeah yeah yeah let’s go maybe maybe i want a new shirt or something like that it’s huge yeah this mall is huge i’ve only been here one time with my

Parents but it’s so nice it is actually so nice let’s go let’s go find a store we can get some clothes from oh there it is the clothing store hey guys hey guys let’s go let’s go buy some clothes oh man i’m so rich seven dollars is so much money i’m

Gonna be able to buy a whole outfit plus shoes and i can even probably buy you guys some outfits you guys want an outfit dude i have seven dollars oh my goodness he said welcome dave oh no i he probably doesn’t even know who i am in this

In this life hey uh sir do you know who rage is do you remember who rages rage yeah yeah rage do you do you remember cubetown do you know never heard of him oh so i guess this is like a whole different like universe i don’t know what’s happening

I do like gaming controller shirt oh i’m gonna get that for you hey um dave dave mr dave can can we get um three of these gaming controller shirts i have so much money i’m wri fifteen dollars for for each oh okay okay um yeah yeah yeah yeah okay okay sounds good

Uh these shades oh yeah these shades are cool hey guys uh sadly i don’t have enough money so i guess we have to go home i’m sorry i had to make you guys walk here no i know but like he said wait what what’s up we can sneak our shirts what our shirts

Oh good idea put them in our back are you sure that’s a good idea we’re gonna get in trouble guys no no no i i feel like we’re gonna get in trouble he won’t know a thing i mean it does look like he’s distracted a little bit

Um alright you guys get the shirts i’m gonna i’m gonna get a shoe then all right he won’t know a thing okay okay you guys might be right i’m gonna take one of these shoes and put it in my backpack really quickly all right we need a disc a distraction

All right all right um can can you go distract okay okay okay so she’ll go distract i’m gonna put this in my backpack real quickly all right i’m gonna put this in my backpack all right yes all right all right let’s go let’s go let’s go quickly quickly

I must try these no no yeah you can try it later you can try it later let’s go let’s go all right he doesn’t know a thing do you have a gummy remember don’t steal oh come on hurry let’s go let’s go what are you doing

All right no i don’t it can impact your future oops well two too late now come on come on we gotta go we gotta go quick oh no is she coming oh oh no oh no i think he found out go go go go go go go go you guys can

Stay at my house let’s go let’s go let’s go is she gonna be okay come on come on come on we gotta go home we gotta go home come on oh my gosh i feel like we’re going to jail too it’s all because of the other kid’s fault

If he didn’t tell us that we should steal we oh my god you said it was a good idea too it’s oh my gosh uh want some chips yeah yeah dad yeah dad please please please give me some chips okay guys um um we’re talking right now can you

Can you guys leave us alone for a little bit please please all right thank you thank you dad we’re gonna be in so much trouble this is all you this is all your your guys’s fault it’s not my fault at all it’s not my fault at all i mean these these re-boxes are

Man they’re kind of they’re kind of nice though you know it’s kind of nice oh so so you agreed that it’s your fault good good good good because obviously yeah so it’s so if we get in trouble yeah you’re going to jail not me not me not me i should be fine

Wait do you guys hear those are those are police sirens oh no come come come follow me follow me what the heck they’re parked in front of the house too oh gosh i think i know that might be the police oh no they’re talking to my parents wait

I’m gonna sneak right here hope hello officer come in oh god okay i gotta hide right here wait wait wait what is he saying what is he saying hello so i got a call and wait what that you have a kid that was shoplifting oh no i’m gonna hide right here

Rage my kid i’m no be in trouble i’m gonna get in so much trouble today he would never thanks dad at least my dad believes in me we have a video what they have they have security camera footage oh i’m so screwed i ruined my future all because

Show me it oh no they’re gonna look at the footage and they’re gonna find out i stole we’re gonna be in so much trouble ah come out to the backyard maybe we can hide maybe we can hide oh no they’re coming they’re coming back oh no no no no no oh no

No oh gosh rage what what what mom what what dad oh gosh i’m in big trouble now i’m gonna get some why did you steal i i didn’t steal i didn’t steal i didn’t steal i didn’t steal anything i didn’t steal anything what are you wearing i’m not wearing

Anything i’m just wearing my normal clothes we saw that we saw the footage oh no don’t lie okay okay okay okay i stole only because only because some people were telling me to what’s that new shirt i saw give it back give it back isabella you’ll be grounded and okay i promise

I’ll never do that again sorry sorry mr policeman you should say sorry to dave next time you see him okay i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’ll never do it again You are all now out of high school congrats yo we just graduated oh wait i don’t have my diploma yet yo teacher i forgot uh i i don’t think you gave me the diploma oh yeah rage yo i got my diploma let’s go congratulations rage elixir for graduating block city high

Let’s go let’s go let’s go man you’re the one who got me in trouble that one time my goodness i was going to jail because of you but good thing i know man i’m about to beat you up man that was all good old times good old

Times what do you mean good old times yeah you almost you almost got isabella going to jail as well man ashley i have so many so many stories to tell you but guys i you know you know how the story goes hey uh ashley ashley uh can i talk to

You for a quick second over here stay safe in the real world y’all all right you too you two teach love ya ow love you you are great you are an amazing teacher all right see you later i’ll make sure to visit you one time you know after

I after i become successful become a millionaire and all that actually ashley come over here man i’m kind of nervous to tell her this but hey ashley so all throughout high school uh i’m really scared to admit this but i had a crush on you all four years and and i was wondering

Uh oh um if you wanted to you know go on a date or something like that because you know where we’re graduated and all that you know we got diplomas and everything i can drive a car now and stuff oh oh no no please don’t please don’t tell me she’s uh

She’s she has a boyfriend or something because you know or else this this breaks the storyline please please please please hope um yes oh let’s go oh my god let’s go all right let’s go let’s go i who’s that take care rage yeah see you

Later see you later oh my god i just remembered they’re dating now these two are dating now see you later goodbye goodbye all right let’s go let’s go my goodness i i can’t believe my two childhood oh wait i’m sorry i’m sorry ashley wait let

Me open the door for you there we go all right all right i’m so sorry okay so man i can’t i can’t believe my two childhood friends are now dating that’s so crazy to me well let’s go ahead and hang out at the block city mall come on let’s go get some food

Let’s go get some food some fancy fancy meals what do you want to do first i know i know like it’s been a long day and stuff like that so yep i was i was thinking the exact same thing i’m kind of hungry they have a mcdonald’s here if you if

If you’re down for that i know it’s it’s weird for the first day to be at mcdonald’s but hey i’m a high school student not much money so let’s head on over to mcdonald’s what do you what do you want from mcdonald’s i know you have a big appetite i know

Oh my god i remember when she was in high school when i first um you know in the real storyline she she ordered so much hey hello sir hello sir i wonder what ashley wants um i’ll take three burgers um three big macs and two large fries if if you can hook

Me up with that i just wonder what uh ashley wants for mcdonald’s sure thing all right here’s my credit card a cheeseburger chips fries actually i want four burgers and a dr oh my yup you you heard her right you heard her right worker um she yep she has a pretty big appetite

I’m not gonna lie coming right up okay thank you so much all right let me grab hey whoa whoa you’re not taking all my money come on come on i don’t i don’t have that much money to begin with all right let’s sit over here ashley so what’s your uh favorite type of

Animal i know i know i like dogs they’re so cute oh okay that’s exactly what i was about to say like her favorite dog is like it looks kind of like a wolf like a husky dog so i’m i’m getting ideas here i wonder when the

Burgers are gonna come out man i’m i’m kind of getting hungry are you hung wow you read my mind yeah right right right oh hello sir oh wait give me my burgers oh man we both have pretty big appetites i’m not even gonna lie mmm thank you so much sir

Oh some drinks thanks for the thanks for the soda we got some slime soda all right yeah no problem all right man i am so full man i know you’re still not done with your food but like i’m sorry for eating so quickly first of all

Oh wait we got more customers spencer so good right right ashley all right well while you’re still finishing up your food i’m gonna go use the bathroom real quickly okay um i’ll be right back okay i’ll be right back okay okay guys guys if you don’t remember i i surprised

Ashley with the dog last time uh after i pretended to go to the bathroom so i’m gonna do the exact same thing and hopefully it works i’m gonna ask her to be my girlfriend after i surprise her hopefully this works hello what he works here as well rage what’s up what’s up

How’s everything going how’s everything going um i was just wondering you know i’m actually i’m i’m doing good too but actually i’m on a date i’m on a date with a girl right now and i want her to be my girlfriend so i i kind of wanted to you know

Um surprise yeah yeah yep i’m on a date i just wanted to surprise her with the dog i remember when you were so young i know dude i’m so old now i just i actually just graduated high school today man oh man so give me your bet give me your best election

I i need to see your best selection man two left i want the one on the left please all right here are the bones okay okay time to tame this little doggie right here i’m gonna name him spike all right there we go come on and oh not enough bones

Oh come on come on this man this dog is so tough come on just let me tame you this has to work oh let’s go then all i took was one bone here you go dave here you go here are the bones alright so so i want to name this dog spike

Oh okay okay you had that ready let’s go spikey oh my goodness follow me follow me spikey wait do you have a do you have a leash or anything like that oh my gosh thank you so much sir thank you so much all right spikey come on

Come on we gotta go i gotta go surprise my date man such a cute little dog okay okay now we have to go surprise we gotta go surprise ashley real quick all right let me uh let me put the leash wait where’s the leash i gotta thank you for the leave sir

Thank you for the leash all right let me put the leash on the top guys i just got a free dog just like last time all right all right let me go back to ashley hey ashley what you already finished eating hey ashley how’s it going

I’m sorry i took so long in the bathroom oh my goodness you’re already done how long have you been waiting for i’m so sorry i’m so sorry oh god what is he doing oh it’s okay haha um so i actually didn’t go to the bathroom i have a surprise for you

Um if you uh if you would like to follow me make sure you look down by the way and make sure you’re not looking around yeah yeah look down and follow my follow me call me let me hold your hand all right follow me follow me follow me

All right on three okay on three look up one two three look up look up look up there you go surprise there’s your brand new dog the the dog that you are asking for i thought i’d you know i thought i’d surprise you with how cute

Oh my gosh let’s go this is for you this is this is your dog now this is your dog now here here’s the leash it’s all yours ashley it’s all yours that’s now your dog okay that’s all that’s now your dog and um i was just wondering i have a really really big

Question that i’m about to pop to you okay i i’m really nervous to do this but um i i i he’s a good job yeah yeah yeah thanks dave um i was just wondering you know if if you wanted to be my girlfriend please please what

Oh no is she angry i hope she’s not angry guys uh dave get out of here oh my gosh he’s gonna ruin it oh my gosh yes oh let’s go oh my god let’s go let’s go let’s go oh my goodness ashley is gonna love this it

Took me a while to make this food but man i think i did a good job she’s not she’s gonna love this oh man spike you get the leftovers okay you get the leftovers don’t worry i know you’re sniffing up on it but back up a little back up a little okay

Oh ashley welcome in welcome in come in come in come in all right so i have a surprise once again you know you know i love treating you with the best food i thought i’d learn how to you know make some food so look at this i made your favorite dish

The pig platter hey rage haha look look look aren’t you excited why aren’t you excited you seem you seem kind of like down today i i hope she’s okay like like we’re we’re fresh huh we’re a fresh couple like what well i have news oh no what happened what happened ashley i’m no

Pregnant no rage junior is on his way oh my gosh oh no no no no no i we can’t let this happen we cannot let this happen without without me doing this let me let me get down on my knees right now you’re going to be a fa

I know i know but but because of this we can’t we can’t be doing this will you marry me ashley will you spend the rest of my life with me all right please say yes please say yes i mean she’s not yes let’s go i mean she’s not mad that yeah

Like i i usually shouldn’t be hopping up and down here i made the i made the best food for you come on come on go ahead and enjoy i’m about to count you down okay turn around in three two one turn around ashley turn around surprise

I bought us a brand new home with the money i earned from the lottery all for us this house was over a million dollars yep all hours because we’re having a kid and everything you have a kid on the way so you know gotta make sure we have the room we have the

Space we have the living situation you know and man this brings back so many memories but i really really hope you do enjoy this hey rage junior what do you think about this block city episode that was really really good uh ray’s junior were you a dick you were addicted to

Your laptop again weren’t you no what do you mean what do you mean no you’re so hooked on to it i’m i’m gonna have to ground you one of these days for using your laptop i was watching too are you sure about that are you sure

Oh hey ashley what’s up come on come on hang out with the family we gotta watch block city together you know how addicted i am to block city i mean technically i’m addicted to block city like he’s addicted to his laptop but you know ashley what’s up hey

What’s up ashley is everything all right is everything okay i hope everything’s okay i’m pregnant again already oh no uh race junior you might be getting a little sibling you might be getting a little brother or sister very yeah yeah ashley i’m really happy i’m really happy our family’s growing

Even bigger i’m i’m really happy but he’s like no he loves being spoiled oh my gosh so now he now that he has to share he i don’t think he likes the idea of sharing oh my goodness i wonder if it’s going to be a girl or a boy

Oh i’ll never get sick of block city oh my goodness the good old days i can never get rid of this oh man my back hurts today man what am i looking like today oh man i’m looking fresh yeah let me go look at my pretty wife ashley

Ashley ashley so many good memories did you sleep well oh hi hun how’s this uh nursing room uh nursing home treatin ya how’s the children good all right you guys are you guys ready to play some bingo yeah alberto my friend you’re the youngest one here haha

All right let’s go ahead and play some bingo while you guys get set up i’m gonna go grab some water hey hey ashley actually you’re getting a little too close so willie here yeah sit beside me okay thank you all right let me go grab some water for the both of us

You want some water alberto no yes maybe so alberto yes okay okay okay all right let me go get some water [Applause] Where am i what happened dad are you okay oh are you all right what happened you guys oh look at you guys so old now oh you’re in college now rage junior amber’s a senior in high school now you fell i fell oh that that’s impossible

I’m a healthy i’m a healthy young man oh man i can’t see my vision my vision is going blurry hey doc hey doc i’ll be fine right oh god oh god oh yeah i got some news Ah what’s happening oh no wait why why do you need to speak to hey hey what did you try to do to my wife hey hey doc hey doc stay away from my wife hey amber stay here My vision oh we are all here my poor family guys i’m a ghost now I died together this is this is my body right there for the loss of rage elixir my poor family i hope they’re okay i hope they’ll be okay i i just left ashley to live on her own at the end of the day i feel so bad

He was a great man yes i was oh i’ll make sure they’re they’re okay but unfortunately a tragic happened on that day it’s over that costed his life why i can’t believe i’m dead my poor family amber’s gonna graduate not not seeing her dad at graduation my

Son’s gonna get married without me there my poor family a great dad a great husband a great person man i can’t believe this actually happened why did i have to die already i had so much to live for may he rest in peace in heaven i’m still here guys i’m still here

Wait wait what what dave ashley where’s your what what what the hell wha whoa whoa whoa what what’s happening yo what are you guys doing in my room i i i thought i thought i just died what finally what what happened you guys oh died you’ve been sleeping for two days

Are you okay uh i’m i’m alive give me a hug give me a hug what i missed you guys i missed you guys i missed you guys ever come over here oh my gosh oh my gosh in my dream in my dream i i died that’s bonkers you’re very much alive no

I in my dream i died i died i died i was in a nursing home i tripped i fell on my head and i and i died i bled to death that was a long nest you goofy what do you mean oh my gosh i missed you i missed you oh my gosh

I’m so glad it was just a dream yeah i’m back in block city oh my goodness i’m alive