Raised by my DEMON DAD in Minecraft!

These mean kids make fun of this little player for having no parents but when she cries she summons a demon who turns out to be her dad now her new demon dad is out to prove that he can raise his daughter among normal humans oh gee i’m the bestest dead ever

You have a dad yeah i do too did we just become best friends yeah oh dads are the best salmon for dinner tonight oh hey there son those dads are helping their kids get fish and i don’t have a dad oh hey there it’s you you don’t have a dad

Oh that’s really sad why are you following me what’s the matter what’s the matter don’t have a dad don’t i’m dead i don’t need you to pick on me i’m already trying to deal with this myself i know but you know it’s so much fun That was really rude oh i thought it was pretty fun oh too bad you don’t have a dad to help you out wait a minute what is that um who has what are you doing out here in the dark i’m sorry i didn’t mean to i was just

Wishing someone would save me like a dad is far too dangerous for a child to be alone wait wait a minute you look familiar wait you’re my daughter what do you mean ah well i am your father my my my dad is a demon yes your father is a demon really

Have you been this whole time well you see uh long ago your mother asked me to go get milk uh but i was ambushed by demons and i had to fight him uh it took forever like so long i literally just stopped but uh hey i’m i’m here now did

You get the milk excuse me i mean you’re dead you’re my dad you’re bad yes daughter i’m super excited for you to take over the nether but it’s too dangerous for me to live there well i mean no demon has ever tried to live up here that sounds like

You can’t don’t tell me what i can’t do sorry sorry didn’t mean to get all scary it’s tough down there you know and demons and stuff uh how about i try to live up here in the overworld with you so we can have a house oh anything for my future demon daughter princess

I get to have a house wait is that a portal you came out of yeah pretty neat huh oh that looks really scary um i don’t want to live there uh that’s fine you shouldn’t want to live there it sucks i have a place where we can probably put

A house come on we can go together all right we’ll take over this mortal realm together no no we gotta be nice okay all right i don’t think i can run anymore oh yeah okay that was a lot of work oh all right wait you could fly yeah yeah

Of course we demons could fly anywhere we want why are you gonna just carry me okay all right you’re learning how to be a dad i understand it’s fun so i want to make a house here um so i can get some wood um i’ll start punching it oh no no no no

You don’t have to worry about that here just uh give me a second what there we go yeah of course we demons know how to summon cool houses oh my gosh this is our new house yeah come on in check it out see what you think i’ve

Never had a house i could live in before really so do i have any cool demon powers since i’m your daughter uh well you’re not really uh oh oh okay you’re really going for it huh yeah i’m not really entirely sure that’s how this works uh oh here you know what

Here why don’t you try some leaves let me see okay hot chips ah there we go it’s starting to feel like home already okay well i’m not used to that yet oh it’s okay princess you may not be a real demon but there’s no reason why you

Can’t look like one what really okay let’s see here oh what bam i love this color you’re so ready to take over the demon world [Applause] sweetie it’s breakfast time for breakfast of course we’re demons so we get to eat everything that’s bad for us yeah but everything has got to be bad

Come on we’re demons okay wait since we’re living in the overworld you need to learn how to be an overworld dad well so is cake the wrong choice or well no no no no you just need a different look maybe like no horns you know oh yeah

Yeah i i could do no horns uh give me one second uh okay how about that oh oh yeah that looks pretty good um what about like a dad shirt no dad shirt uh what do you mean by a dad shirt bad shirt like um i got like one

Of those shirts like a dad okay are you sure i can’t wear the red no i really like the red give it a shot okay okay okay fine How’s that yeah yeah yeah now nobody’s gonna be able to tell you’re a demon oh you have no idea how much this hurts but i’ll do it for you i’ll do it because hey what’s that We’re our neighbors it’s probably our neighbors come on oh oh oh okay okay uh uh this will be perfect practice for you to be a normal dad all right just be be a good dad all right hello there hello hi hello hi hello hello oh yes right after you sweetheart oh thank you

Oh what welcome to our home the mortals we just wanted to meet the new family in the hub yeah say hello well hi what do i what what do i say talk about the weather yeah it’s a wonderful weather we’re having here in the uh no you two She was a weirdo you really have the heat turned up in here don’t you yes yes we like it hot dad calm down we’re uh we’re new to the overworld and uh you know we’d love to have dinner sometime or or something like that they say overwhelmed yes yes yes over

World family who’s uh always been from the overworld right yeah well come on in let’s get out of their hair okay but you should totally come over and have dinner with us sometimes and the kids will play Oh you know okay oh that feels so much better oh it’s not easy being like being like this for that long oh we can beat up that other dad no problem oh you don’t know the half of it kiddo come on diaz let’s go to the park

Okay princess but uh what are we gonna do here uh we’re gonna play all the swings and stuff like that oh no it’s funny oh that’s such a shame mark is so crowded with careful honey okay i think we could maybe try to talk this through possibly figure something

Out uh hey friends just wanted to let you know that the car keeps going whoa oh where did all this fire come from uh come on tim let’s get out of here to go reach your fingers come on kiddo we’re going now Okay okay oh okay all right all right so better all right so don’t worry this is fine we’re not doing anything wrong we’re just going to enjoy the car seat this is the bouncy trampoline let me try whoa and then all the way home can we get mcdonald’s and then after that

Only if you behave son hey loser what do you think you’re doing here i’m just playing with my dad cooler than your dad [Laughter] princess this is my park and you’re in the way yeah my park my trampoline get out of here maybe you’re living

On the trip oh hey hey thank you hey what are you doing to my daughter Now son you can’t go calling people demons like that okay yeah not to mention your son was throwing dirt at my daughter oh ian how could i need you to play nicer okay okay play nice and have fun sweetie maybe we should head home for the day

There’s uh you know there’s been a lot going on somewhere we’ll just look around the fire okay that’s it What do you say we have an indoor day must have gotten rid of a real dad oh that was close oh hey yeah you’re telling me kiddo this whole normal human dad thing is a lot harder than i thought it would be change change quickly what oh okay okay all right

Zack zack zack zack a demon has kidnapped your daughter and yes but i saved her see she’s right here safe and sound i scared it away with my normal dad power oh we were so worried um don’t worry yeah there’s something suspicious going on about you um auspicious

Ah so you admit it wait no no wait okay so then that must mean the demon escaped we’re gonna have to search everywhere so we make sure that horrible terrible demon is gone from this server forever you guys are well that’s gonna be a lot of hard work still uh you guys

Let’s get to it family there you go watch yourself on the way out the door all right bye everyone take care bye bye oh we’re in big trouble huh yeah i think you know maybe that’s my cue to head back to the demon realm honey i i just

Don’t know if i’m cut out for this overworld dad life you know what of course you are we just need to show everybody how good you can be and you need to control your temper okay and then once you’re good and then you reveal your demon nobody can possibly be

Like kick out of the hop right i guess but you know how are we supposed to you know show everyone that i’m a a cool overworld dad and not a you know a hot demon death wow let’s go clean up stuff in the hub come

On this way um so we get this room right here you guys so can you make one of these for you because i only have one okay uh let me just okay so you get the broom some of these and then we start sleeping leaves and uh oh

Okay and then i just uh just gotta do this and uh that that’s not how it works good daughter yeah did i do it right i mean you did something um anyway we just gotta keep working on this okay it’s gonna go like this oh okay let me try it there you go

Okay okay i think i’m starting to get this it being yeah is a lot of work it is but it’s absolutely worth it because you’re rewarded the nice people are cleaning up a nice deal oh yes yes we are we are nice people and we are doing a nice thing for them

I knew it there could be only one perfect dad on this server it’s me yeah kim why don’t we go get some more leather for you okay uh can we help you nice family yeah nice family oh yeah yeah you can help us by revealing your

Secret that i know about what what’s yes i don’t know what you’re doing a secret you’re the demon i saw back at the portal earlier and we are demon hunters so we’re gonna get rid of you forever unfortunately he’s right you’re gonna have to go uh okay but you know i was

Just trying to live a perfectly normal life here on this server yeah it’s okay i think i understand what you have to do the right thing you understand we need to run get him with the go go get back here show this hill sweetie come on i think they went this

Way i’m coming down don’t worry okay i don’t think i don’t think they’ll find us here oh god they found us and i’ve gotcha nice one let her go you wish i got water we are keeping her safe she may not be a demon yet not the cover but

Better safe than okay wait wait wait wait if i promise to return to the nether and never come back will you let my daughter go fine This is for your own good sweetheart i’ll see you later okay yeah that’s right get out of here you monstrosity be sure to eat all the cake too before it goes bad Sorry about the whole absent father thing now but also you’re welcome for removing evil from the server yeah sorry your dad was so lame ian i don’t want to be with you guys i like my dad this outfit is cute but also at the same

Time i missed the outfit my dad gave me oh but you’re safe here now now we’re gonna have a demon hunter outfit ready for you soon it’s just not ready yet come on eat your broccoli Hey hey uh mom i was thinking maybe instead of broccoli we could have cake spot on the couch yeah well your bed is dumb and i want to go back to my dad i know this is hard for you but this is no way to behave leaving you can illiterate all you want

He’s not coming back i don’t want demon hunting lessons i want my demon dad because my dad is a demon and i’m proud of him and i’m trying to find him where is he dad dad is he here oh no maybe he actually did leave the overworld because of those

Jump stupid broccoli giving people the one broccoli i want cake i want to live Well i guess it’s all echoey and stuff like that but i don’t even know how to live here maybe if i cleaned up just a little bit um hi my name is i’m looking for an idea yeah a ghost whoa why is this happening i don’t like

But i don’t care okay all right um please can you help me with my dad sir excuse me oh no oh no this is really bad okay wait a minute wait a minute guys let’s talk about this so my dad is a demon and he’s supposed to live in the

Nether but i don’t understand where he is or i don’t even know how to live here dad help oh hey kiddo what’s up they’re attacking me just a second i gotcha all right friends time to get out of here I’m coming i’m coming hold on What’s going on all right wait wait a minute you’re here in the nether you shouldn’t be here oh well i came looking for you oh i missed you and i don’t care what other people say i love you dad i love you too sweetie you know what let’s get back out

There come on let’s get in there you know let’s get back to our home okay all right let’s go okay okay should i uh should i go back in my dad form no you stay like that because i was sure say that yeah we’re gonna go

Downstairs come on i’m gonna have a job all right okay there they are Get down here right now should we go down there and meet them or should we stay up here and let them lay seats put me in nice clothes i love what you’re really cute and we’ll do it again just gonna talk to them go away yeah yes i’m a demon but yes i’m

Half mouse father and i love her so she wants to live in the overworld with me then that is exactly what we’re going to do and no demon hunter is going to stop that you understand me oh that’s kind of sweet maybe we should give him a

Second chance yeah you know that was actually pretty nice of you but yeah no way you know what i i’m gonna get rid of them both and i’ve been saving this for a special occasion i got my angel tnt oh angel tnt is just fire look up sweetie where did you find that That is get back here man yeah come on good job princess ah i think we’re gonna like it here oh they’re back well you guys are cool can we be friends yeah we can be friends welcome to the hob neighbors thanks i bet my dad can fight your dad i say your

Uh you know how the kids are sometimes they just need a little bit of something yeah good dad doesn’t look like a fight right why okay that shouldn’t start fights but if they do they can also end them come at me bro