Ranking the Best YouTuber Songs

Boys now it’s not christmas time right now but i’ve noticed something my view count is [ __ ] huge 900 000 views on my christmas album whispers that i’m gonna be the new mariah that the the mariah bump will now be called the ludwig bump every november there’s whispers about it

Still early in the year we’ll see where that ends up i’m not gonna say in the new face of christmas yet but people are saying it it’s been said by people not me yet i will say it when it happens which it might probably will but that’s all to say that

If you go to any youtuber and you go to their most viewed video it’s oftentimes music which is why boys today i’m going to be ranking all the youtubers songs which ones are the best i’m making a youtuber song tier list now we have a few tears here s

A b c d m c a just in case and then f i’d feel kind of bad about an f because at the end of the day music is is it’s it’s an art form right it’s a it’s you giving yourself through this form of expression known as song so

To give an f when someone’s making an honest effort seems pretty harsh seems pretty harsh but jake paul is in here so uh you know jake paul’s here shirley you know can make conceptions every rule we’ll see we’ll see i’m not saying i’m not saying he’s gonna be an f i’m just saying

That let’s just keep the option open and now these people have multiple songs so the way we’re gonna do it is we’re gonna go and find their most popular one often times it’ll be their most popular video altogether for an artist like jake paul whose most popular

Video is it’s every day bro and it’s not close in fact the top four of his five videos are all songs the fifth one you might ask is a video called who’s a better kisser where i think his dad kisses his girlfriend um and didn’t tell her which seems weird

But we won’t get into that because we’re not worried about that we’re worried about the music the soul i’m here to say maybe we should separate artists in art okay i’m on michael jackson train i’m saying let’s just forget about all that weird having your dad kiss people without them knowing stuff

And let’s just absorb the beauty of its everyday bro los angeles okay i’m gonna try not to pause too much during these but i’ve never listened to the words he says at the start until now he says la cali boy but i’m actually from ohio okay all right that’s fine that’s fine

Let’s just let’s just let it let’s just let it play it’s every day bro with the disney channel flow five mil on youtube in six months never done Before okay he did rhyme one with one and i didn’t recognize that the first listen through i didn’t get that he just said catch me at game one i am number one i didn’t get that maybe part of his mastery of the form that i didn’t pick that up

Like a kanye [ __ ] with [ __ ] you know maybe a mastery of the form perhaps that i didn’t pick it up now i don’t really care about the other people because i think this is mostly about jake having said that it would be a shame not to listen

To nick crump crompton say england is my city because that’s a bar And no i’m not from cotton england is my city and if it worked then the us would be shitty he’s doing it in like like the meter of like um england is my city i’m not from compton but bet your ass if you come down you’ll take it from team 10.

The only part that i really like is england is my city i would say if i was rating nick crompton i would put this out of c remarkable his bar is remarkable distinguished unfortunately we are rating jake i just have to put this at an f but it’s

Almost like an iconic f in a way anyway next is is lily and um and now this one maybe shouldn’t be on here but you know lily’s a streamer and a youtuber she does have her own music channel but one of the songs on there is called dreamy night which has

7.2 million views those are hard notes to hit with all these thoughts good resolutions in the night my mind is drifting away then i dream About times i wished so this song’s like pretty fire the one thing that bothers me is that lily uses her fake voice for all of it if you don’t know she has like another lo-fi song she made with her real voice if you’ve never heard it this might blow

Your mind this is lily’s real voice hey cause i can’t do [ __ ] right i can’t learn my lesson it just goes better with the flow sometimes you know what i mean okay that’s actually my first time hearing it pretty fire tuned the crazy thing about all these songs is that they’re all original

I mean not to say that they came up with everything and didn’t have help obviously that you know usually isn’t the case uh but it’s still it’s still nuts i think uh so songs fire i think i would put it top of a if i’m being honest next up is pewdiepie let’s listen Whichever will it be set the [ __ ] down t-series i’m here to spill the real t i didn’t get that for a while boobs are vagina that’s what he’s saying when he says bob’s or vagana all right the genius that here let me serve you [ __ ] lasagna lasagna [ __ ] lasagna t-series ain’t nothing but

A [ __ ] lasagna you got a population of 1.32 billion I’m seeing so many s’s in chat i just can’t i can’t imagine casually sitting down sunday afternoon i’m like man i’m trying to listen to a [ __ ] tune right now and we’re popping up [ __ ] lasagna it’s just so dated cb for me i don’t know where it’ll end up because

These tier lists at the end of the day are all comparative i’m gonna i’m gonna throw it in c right now and then we’ll see is anyone saying is anyone here still in 2021 see that’s when you know the song doesn’t hold up when all the top comments are from a

Year ago instead of saying who’s still here in 2021 that’s when you know it don’t hold up for example i’m gonna jump around here let’s go to jacksepticeye jack’s most viewed video is a song called all the way and look at the comments five years later song is a banger still

Better than 90 percent of pop today that just means that people are coming back to this on their sunday drives you know what i mean let’s listen to jax though i’m i’m a big fan of this song i like the song a lot i would put it at

A high b it could also end up low a dream song is uh called road trip wait it’s dmca dream you’re gonna copy strike me what the [ __ ] all right dream [ __ ] dead to me dmca worse than f dmca-ing me but it’s all right it’s time for doctor disrespect his

Number one song and his number one video is alleyways Do It’s out of my head but i’m still in control it’s out of my hands you can never take away just a fire tune there’s something to be said about the power of brevity i like it a lot there is subjectivity involved but i’m gonna throw this right now and

We’ll see where everything stacks up at an s but we do have ksi it’s a lamborghini i don’t think it’s copyrighted oh he’s got umg For now i’ll move on to corpse who we obviously only have one song that we are going to have to review e-girls are ruining my life i like the second dude because it’s like after listening to corpse it’s like it’s like a little bro doing an impersonation i’m sure he has a deep

Voice great voice but it’s just funny to go from corpse to that guy i like agoraphobic which is actually similar in viewership i can’t do [ __ ] right i can’t learn my lesson i can’t do [ __ ] right take antidepressants illness and welfare of my adolescence my friends probably hate me can’t answer

A message filled with anxiety always be hiding me feeling inadequate it’s always what’s driving me not a role model that’s not what i strive to be can’t go outside i’m afraid they’d be finding me Yeah i think lily and corpse you know are very similar in the sense that they’re nothing alike but they have very distinct voices that i think you either just [ __ ] love or you just don’t like but i’ll put corpse a right next to lily pretty good tune flight team stand up ftc

All right flight reacts off rip the artistic liberty to say this girl disingenious when the word is disingenuous so inspirational but we’ll continue Wanna see me react sorry i’m sorry one more time wanna see me react to my youtube fight [ __ ] how do you rhyme disingenuous with venus only flight only flight finds a way now where does ftc flight reacts belong on this list i could see some arguments for really only s

But i don’t think s makes sense because it’s not just a good song it’s inspirational like are you really gonna rank the national anthem no doesn’t make sense to rank it’s inspirational it inspires okay so they played before world war two and one before they fought the nazis in both wars

I don’t really know what happened in world war one but i think it was germans anyway that’s all to say it’s inspirational i spelt it wrong no i didn’t why’d you debate me i fell for it that’s the worst part cody ko shmee all right boys cody the mca not gonna

Work we’re just gonna put him in dmca theater along with dream and ksi to all of you eat [ __ ] make me let make me be allowed to listen to music and make money is that too much to ask for to be able to take your content and make money off it it

Am i asking for too much let me take what you have made and make my money what is hard to get here dream cody ksi it’s fine you all give me one collab we’ll call it even as we move over to ryan higa i think i know all the words of this

Nice guys finish last that’s why i’ll treat you like trash it’s not what i really wanna do you only date bad guys But i don’t really care and if you ever What an absurd thing to say Great song yeah it is kind of like i mean it is kind of like a youtube version of a lonely island track all i’m saying is i was a virgin before i heard this song after listening to this song i lost my virginity true this is true took three and a half years

Okay sure yeah whatever not a big deal not right after i listened to it eventually i’m just saying there’s a period in my life where i listen to this and before it all virgin all that after it not all virgin this is true this is an actual factual non-capsule

I feel remiss to put something next to flight but if there is one song that would worm its way up here it would be ryan with nice guys finish last inspirational so we have charlie with 2019 guy 2019 guy is charlie’s biggest song coming in with 8.2 million views for his band the

Gentlemen hello hi i’m a 2019 guy i don’t need drugs to get high i have soylent and wine sucks a guy’s seven five girls by getting friends owned and deny i think about them and cry i am totally fine i think In [Applause] [Applause] i am [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] Is wow i don’t even like really know who this moist critical guy is but that song i mean that was just inspirational that was just an inspiration bro i i don’t know this guy but i feel inspired now after listening to it i’m too big of a charlie simp to rate this

I’m a die hard charlie sent but what do you want from me and we move on to my second favorite artist another man i sent for logan paul let’s go now this is logan paul’s diss track that has 269 million views uh 200 million views than any other song

That he’s came out with so it is the true representation of how most people would view him as an artist because it’s the most listened to let’s find out what it is hey jake i made one phone call i got the same house as you same cars too it’s really not that hard

Oh hey by the way welcome to the top little brother feels good huh but let’s not forget how you got here just enjoy it you ain’t thankful for your fans it’s kind of funny do your investors know team 10 ain’t making any money it’s a good bar it’s a good bar i’m

Gonna give him i’m gonna give him credit it’s a good bar taking shots at the investors it’s aggressive it’s aggressive imagine the investors who paid for that house oof if there’s one thing you i’m sorry this is [ __ ] me up is it different people rapping every time someone

Different mouths it i thought it was the same person and just different holy [ __ ] it was like it was like the clone Like wars just need a maverick shirt and description you install me jakey kind of pulled that from flight not gonna cap a self plug in the song that’s a flight move all right did flight do it after him yes probably told him about it knowing flight inspirational is it called team

10 cause you take 10 of your friends that’s [ __ ] up jake when the contract dies so does the career it ends that’s also a fact it’s every day bro do you give up this song will be the death of you about to be an only child who’s next you decide They kissing the song that’s out of pocket i’m gonna say as far as diss tracks go he said a few things in there called out investors called out his contracts that he makes with his with his uh people on his team that he takes ten percent said that they’re not gonna be

His friends after they leave the contract which i think ended up being true it’s aggressive and then took his ex-girlfriend kissed her and had sex with her anyway that’s all to say it’s an f but it feels disrespectful for how proficient it is because it’s a diss track of the song we just

Watched really from jake paul i almost think we need to have a legendary double f because logan’s on another tier here wilbur soot everybody welcome on in wilbur with his most popular song three months old 29 million views your new boyfriend life isn’t quite what i

Thought i’d be when i was a kid on voip i thought when i get older i’d marry her i told her now i’m 26 and i work in an office nine till five’s not the best i’ll be honest if i could change a single thing i’d make it me and not him He’s in your bed i’m in your twitch chat [Applause] Your new boyfriend’s an [ __ ] i will say i did meet my girlfriend through twitch chat so you know i’m not gonna say i’m taking it personally but certainly not taking it well not taking it well wilbur i think i put wilbert at a b and i feel good about this i feel

Like b is strong you know what i mean stands are pissed no they’re not pissed because they understand that you know people would have preferences and music’s a subjective thing at the end of the day and i can enjoy the chorus and be bitter about how he’s making fun of

My lifestyle and how i acquired my girlfriend through twitch chat and understand that i knocked him down a point for that and if he ever talks yet again shirley c is coming and i don’t think they’d be mad poke lols wanna come out here I think we all know where this is going the beat the lyrics the rhythm [Applause] the juxtaposition just an inspiration man honestly though inspirational doesn’t make a lot of sense for this because although it is inspirational like these songs i would say even then it was built different

Differently in a way this is the largest tier list i’ve ever made all right we have simply dido on dito it’s gotta be tino and speedos i thought it was weird dino and speedos was trying to simply i’m gonna put him in the built differently category

I think he’s the only other man who belongs there which leads us to our last person to rank which is me ludwig i have to rank myself now i did have a rule of no parodies and the only thing i’ve ever done are um they’re not parodies they’re covers though

So technically not a parody technically not a parody it’s a cover but i’m pretty sure that this is an easy s however i’m also not a man who’s like gonna be too cocky or gonna put himself in a high position right that’s nepotism or masturbation i don’t really know which

So chat where do i belong s a b or c i won’t put f in there because like it’s a waste it’s a waste of space on the keyboard you know i’ll put f but i won’t put f f you know don’t need to do that not that anyone’s going there

Anyway for me so you guys can start voting whenever and we are going to pick whichever one has the second most votes because obviously whichever one is voted the most rigged second most usually right let’s stop it right now thousand votes on the dot second most wins which means it’s ester let’s go

There it is finally we have finished this uh tier list which took us a long time uh this is it and it’s in its completion the built differently inspirational sabc fff categories and and there it is i feel good about it took us like three hours to do what a hard thing to

Do now there’s a lot of people we missed a lot of songs we might have missed been hearing people say that so we’ll do this drop any name you want drop any song you think would be good and maybe we’ll make a sequel okay if you guys have somebody let me know but

Put it on youtube don’t put it in twitch shout out we’re not gonna do it now i shoot it for three goddamn hours i feel good about it i feel good about that list