Ray Narvaez Jr – Minecraft Story Mode Highlights | Oct 2015 – Dec 2017

Square enix did it better are you talking about life is strange you are in the wrong chat if you like life is strange oh i get to choose my appearance what all right uh this guy looks pretty spanishy i didn’t want to just leave reuben here with nothing while we’re at

The building competition he’s coming with us really oh my god what kind of question is that reuben the pig reuben’s my best friend i thought i was your best friend oh do you ain’t reuben okay talk to ruben give me a dragon roar reuben not too shabby reuben

This year it’s going to be different i’m not just ready to build i’m ready to win nice pig losers look it’s the order of the losers again good one gill gill sweet we’re just working there’ll be plenty of time for you all to look at it after it wins and gets shown at

Endercon you’re being unpleasant maybe not all of you endercon doesn’t say food or drinks whoa handshake we don’t have a handshake we’ll just make one up oh it should be good we’ll call it the oh we’re doing the griefer grab the griefer grab thank you stupid dude same and just like that

No one will remember that that we can do this why can’t you do it on the actual game that’s amazing just stabbed him right in the head i care about reuben more than i do 99 of the cast his life is strange so take that for what you will so you’re

Supposed to make a diamond sword but if you place the pieces on the table make a lever you get an achievement however the lever’s not gonna do you much good in a fight [ __ ] you petra i got an achievement whatever we do we do it together all right let’s jump [ __ ] reuben’s face paul rubin’s voice is a character together [ __ ] pee-wee herman voices a character all right we gotta look out for ivor unless we ran into them already [ __ ] ivor is voiced by pee-wee herman i’m excited about that is that jc it’s my main man jesus christ right here uh

Ivor ah ivor that’s pee wee herman that’s amazing do you think we’ll say the secret word and he’ll scream i’ll take that diamond now take it you’ve earned it should be like lapis in there this isn’t a diamond no it’s lapis how did i know all the dirty underhanded tricks to paul

Hey you didn’t happen to see a creepy guy with long hair and a beard roaming are you happy to see jesus christ walking around huh why i’m gonna dance same soul sand and three wither skulls you’re building a wither that face we are very proud to present the one the only captain sparkles

[Applause] nothing built can last forever all right well done i don’t know the chickens all right well that would be oh oh oh good great it’s like three underdragons see you later slime guy uh something’s not right here it’s not lit oh i have it achievement oh god [ __ ]

Sorry i like lee more oh you again Oh he’s gonna break it yep you’re a coward maybe but i survived and that’s what counts peewee i understand oh ruben no hang on wow this skeleton sucks balls dude huzzah man this is so much easier when you’re the host and there’s no [ __ ] lag i missed might be this looks temporary

Oh my god is that the tower pimps all right we got a puzzle boys we’ll be here a while uh i’m just gonna flip everything on and see what happens Wow oh yeah same how did i get that [ __ ] lucky guess that’s the way to do it kids just guess what people are with petra [ __ ] you people wow people want to say petra petra that’s lee man that’s lee episode 2 assembly required we’re about to meet the greatest redstone builders

In the world jeff ramsey and gavin free dude shout out to the parrot named jeff this guy’s like the brown dance emote i’m trying to become elegant protege over here and you’re probably all in cahoots with that disco weirdo over there hello there i am welcome to mabel’s

Mighty catapult make your cows soar through the air sandy cheeks is that you that action shot though i can’t believe gavin filmed that you guys are never gonna believe who showed up while you were gone hey hello lee how are you how’s it going man are you talking about what did you have

Soren had a kind of super tnt stronger and more explosive than anything else in the world it’s like a nuke let’s get the f-bomb what’s the deal with your buddy axel oh reuben don’t fall okay you’re not gonna pick up reuben you savage oh hang on i’m coming

I got you buddy i got you reuben Look it’s a very sexist mob where’s the ender women notch have you ever seen the effects of a splash potion of slowness what That they can destroy the wither storm but they are mistaken and it will cost them their lives slow motion oh is that it are you kidding me what the last place you you look look so good because i look great yes unfortunately dude that’s how you spin an insult that was pretty cool

Oh get [ __ ] nerd oh you think it’s actually a bird jeff the bird face it jesse we might never find this guy there he is all right that was easy did that just happen you like that don’t you boy oh i want a high five five reuben

Yo yes ruben with a high five i just hope we don’t discover soren as he’s getting ready for bed we swore the most revealing bathrooms soren’s dong just hanging out nice love soren d it’s like sunny d with more soaring her system isn’t just for the outside and

More dick and less orange juice oh my goodness hey man what’s up jesus christ ah it’s like this close we could probably touch tips these suits were built with durability in mind oh sweet stash but what about you are you my friend as long as we’re on the subject not to

Put you on the spot i suppose sure you look terrible boom roasted terribly handsome hello friend um why These guys aren’t any fun i’m the only one dancing oh my god god damn it why why the jump scares in a minecraft game i can build a tower of pimps how much gold he has i’m making the f-bomb oh no i’m not just kidding oh i am in the blast zone [ __ ]

Uh let’s go with say ah achievement of reference age is it over i can’t believe it’s wow actually dead yeah it’s super not alive oh those ribs sticking out that’s pretty brutal yeah rubens buddy my number one fan oh [ __ ] it’s regenning minority what you’re saying sixty percent of people in

High five reuben more than 60 percent of people in high five reuben what is that garbage a block and a hard place and beloved heroes can fall rip the riddler yo as long as reuben is okay real talk that’s all that matters oh god oh okay [ __ ] spider jockeys in front of me

Sorry bro later good luck oh my god it’s riding a little chicken oh oh boy okay dodge the purple dodge the purple oh i went right to it [ __ ] rip me sure did All right so weird phallic sculptures of ice [ __ ] you [ __ ] right your penis knows i’m remembering something with slime and chicken it’s the secret slime you wanted i bought you a chicken ducks it’s a unique fries that was a big gathering of people no way out no way no way out

Nice meme cheap on our easter egg only then did gabriel deliver his famous final blow [Laughter] literally me we became his his eyebrows and mustache make like a face and i can’t unsee that absolutely making a hope yo diamond hoe going all the way here we go baby got a diamond hoe

For show yeah buddy we got a diamond hoe we got a steelers we got the steelers army we’re ready to go let’s just go finish this i don’t suppose you happen to bring me any of that cool armor did you i’d let you fight with that here nice

I was feeling a little left out that was mean looking pushed a bit reuben this is no place for us [ __ ] here’s what’s gonna happen all right reuben’s gonna die he’s gonna sacrifice his pig life to save me or some [ __ ] god damn it reuben

I want you to live this isn’t gonna help your cause what is that oh my god that is legitimately terrifying withered citizens wow i recognize these people ah that’s like just dead bodies meet again command block now it’s time to destroy you i’m gonna hit you with this hoe for show boom

Oh no dude my hope jump i’ll catch you oh no this is where everything goes wrong oh reuben i’m trying to put an end to this thing once and for all oh damn hold on buddy that roof oh god you’re gonna be cut in half oh no [ __ ] rip reuben We will remember him forever uh or i’ll just fall down the same hole with him and maybe we’ll meet up halfway hey hey do you guys hear something oh no he missed the water completely every bone in his small pig body is probably eviscerated Oh ripperino ruben That’s kind of brutal are you kidding me you only get to bury him wow that’s actually kind of [ __ ] up wow dude wow jesse i am i am so sorry he was a great pig eat him so be a part of you forever so what happens now i mean that was

There’s still one more episode after this oh okay oh god it’s a disco scientist that was pretty cool not gonna lie that’s pretty cool all right so we finished this story i guess in episode five there’s a new one this is like a perfect ending for the game

That’s so bizarre that’s another episode yo 2.9 percent of players the one with the hoe what is wrong with you now start [ __ ] some nerd up oh wow dude the range a literal bird the minute the order decided you were cool for whatever reason he wouldn’t

Stop sniffing around you like a tame dog [ __ ] i will behead you right here you take all the best stuff and never give anyone else a chance that should have been ours oh yeah yeah please rod all right my new favorite character is gil look out hands down it’s gill blade

You guys they’re back run tell everyone that our heroes have returned fan girls nice [Applause] pee-wee herman baby in the flesh jesse you’re back don’t listen to a word these fools tell you it’s a fire hazard and your face is ugly hazard oh [ __ ] oh sponge a legendary sword yeah rip

Reuben how are you doing never forget you’re gonna regret that aidan oh yeah yeah oh yeah shut up gill step aside don’t hurt gill just knock him out or something i don’t want gil to die my new favorite character come out i’m in terraria oh you are surprisingly heavy i am

The proportionate weight for my hike thank you very much where should i put them yes just is that me i’ll deal with them get out of here go go is that was that me i mean his eyebrows and his mustache are the same it’s like i told those

Others it looks like he has five eyebrows on his face no oh it’s the founders the queen of pimps jesse wherever you are step forward now i have already been informed of your identity i appreciate that you may be i’ve been informed of your identity but step forward because i actually don’t know

What you look like this is build club whoa [ __ ] nerd i’m gonna build clubhouse maybe i can drop it on the roadway when i got out of acme anvil incoming if you could show us how to craft something that would reach the window we could get this heist underway like

This anvil use it as a boost i’m gonna blow your [ __ ] mind here it comes get hyped oh my god yes is that a [ __ ] ladder it’s like a train ride that was bad a sheep what’s going on you doofy [ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] was that oh my god is that

Is that a king chicken wait wait wait that’s the ever source so the chicken lays the eggs and the eggs make what a hype chicken monsters got a crown and like a like a ribbon or metal we’ll throw it in the minecart and let’s get out of here yep

Afraid i’m going to be taking the chicken it’s mine now what this is outrageous wow what a [ __ ] idiot how do you lead the city don’t do this somebody order eggs No the sheep the sheep i’ve gotta eat sheep what did the sheep ever do well that sucks bye nice knowing you um what you say nice gap hello oh the sheep’s alive the sheath is alive yes gotta go fast no we need to get in there now so things are going well

Looks like that guys pretend to be an airplane gotta go fast all right i mean i said that but okay just die already left while you have the chance i mean if i knock him off he’s gonna survive there’s water down there i gotta stab him stab him right in the head

Put my wiener in the gapiness to you this place is getting worse by the minute you can’t just leave me here take me with you after everything you’ve done i’m not sure you deserve that kind of mercy later nerd peace out [ __ ] same where’s hayden he fell we heard the

Fighting oh he fought he fell down one of these waterfalls look at that [ __ ] eating grin he fell so what do we do now build everything is just so different and scary well i can’t use the word fun and minecraft and the same thing so let me just find some wood

They don’t excellent olivia here will be fed they’ll never believe it that’s not what i was expecting here comes the cliffhanger possibly may oh well begin [Applause] ah my god it’s literature i’m going to go out and say that’s the place we’re looking for thank you like temple run except more square

Oh you [ __ ] idiot it’s all jeff parrot’s fault god damn it jeff parrot hi oh ha ha oh that’s captain sparkles this guy this is torque dog sir and i’m captain spark don’t know who tork dog is maybe you know that already captain sparkles i’ve got like nine

Million fans wow what a [ __ ] some sort of loser patrol twerk dog oh come on that was hilarious you would know all about loser patrols wouldn’t you loser whoa you [ __ ] get [ __ ] burn hello everything okay in here whoa what’s with the crowd you were incredibly english and i want you to

Never stop talking whoever you are ooh i hope there’s cake i think that’s stampy yeah it’s not is that stamping the come on the hoodie do this i think i know that one come on winslow yo shout out to winslow the cat no i know they’re all youtubers i just don’t

Know who a lot of them are usually believe it or not i don’t watch minecraft videos already met cassie rose and ld shadow lady but my friends call me lizzy please don’t stop talking see plays don’t know stampy cat stampy stan oh my god is that a little zombie riding a chicken

All right everyone could [ __ ] off for a second look at this look how cute that is can i interrogate the cat i can’t 0 out of 10 game just use it a little while ago you can’t just pull that out here it’s just his dick outside of his pants

Whoever killed torque dog whoever invited us they’re after the enchanted flint and steel wow dude later dude yeah but he died and i got an achievement so it was kind of worth it right this is awful guys the white pumpkin must have some amazing redstone skills to rig up something like this

It was matt bragg some noob made that thing whoa dropping the n-word huh yeah all right racy back in the kitchen creeper with an apron chef creeper ooh using the peephole free show free show i’m a little rabbit oh that’s creepy that’s a creepy image

I don’t want to be the rabbit anymore oh such a relief oh talk about this it’s been absolutely tearing me up inside i’m sure we’re just staring at each other oh [ __ ] all right you guys will be fine [ __ ] you you got swords what’s up fam oops ash you’ll be fine

Didn’t you have all those wood blocks all right well those aren’t blocks i guess you made sticks at some point sorry i was whittling earlier nervous habit well luckily those should do just the trick just shove them all my ass no big deal done don’t oh man [ __ ] you petra

Thanks i am the minecraft master all those minecraft let’s plays have paid off hey do you hear lots and lots of zombies yeah i do i’m starting to smell him too oh ditto gross now that was me i beefed sorry that spider didn’t jump across really all right [ __ ] no ball spider

Oh my god it’s the cat oh jesus hey man what’s up oh okay well now i look silly stampy cat boy you gave me a fright what are you doing down here boy you gave me a fright doing down here he sounds so innocent with the accent something i

Haven’t told anyone i’m not actually british going i may be a thief but i’m no killer it’s just a prank bro just a prank oh many cats so many cats ah cats give me the creeps no offense stampy none taken i’m not really a cat i can finally get in here now

Oh my god this whole thing has been about your crazy scheme to get a portal key hasn’t it killing whoever gets in your way how very clever jessie i know i wish you’re the worst you are the worst cassie We need to take her out after everyone she’s heard nah she can dig herself yeah she could do it she did terrible things but no one deserves this yeah yeah she does i’m with you stacy wait look oh no no she had a puffer fish oh well i

Think stampy’s got you covered there by the way before we go can you guys like comment and subscribe it really helps us out open that [ __ ] up huh oh that’s weird We have two more episodes and there it is jesse you’re trapped dammit [Laughter] wait at least don’t leave me here all alone give me my cat my dear sweet winslow he’s my best my only friend please give like a hundred of them [ __ ] off he’ll get down there on his own or he

Won’t winslow where are you my darling come to master please i have a fish come get the fishy mark fish flint nut try again ah what people gave her the cat you [ __ ] no balls we’re just gonna go let’s see what happens all right i guess we’re lost as [ __ ]

This one’s redstone redstone means smart people hopefully smart enough that is not on the way home not true at all bunch of skeletons oh right Yo shout out to aol yo chickens though what’s up chickens how’s it going chickens uh huh that’s nice all right good talk uh hi there uh hello is he robot control too i could just use my god okay then okay who sent you i didn’t survive this long to get picked

Off by some scrub oh [ __ ] he’s some weird dress little scrub like you yo [ __ ] you man out with it watch it made oh what is that i have no idea oh [ __ ] well petra kind of sucks i don’t mind this you guys don’t know pama is actually my number one viewbot

Oh [ __ ] a skeleton just build down you’re in minecraft how far left to run we’d never survive jumping down uh oh the white pumpkin Well i tried it damn it i wanted to see if the pumpkin did anything use the headset jesse and don’t forget the last cauldron and one more thing get the roses to harry but they took him out of minecraft push the button a little weird push the button good morning

It is harry oh it is always so good to see you hello the skeleton is that an oculus rift it’s the sony vr no oh [ __ ] too slow you get hurt in the game you get hurt in real life you die in the game you die in real life

I’m sure she’s thrilled to see you routine running she’s gonna die wait a minute i’m so tired of being dragged away while trying to explain things don’t worry i wish how exactly did you plan to deactivate me eat your ass i got this i believe oh why god you suck so hard

You’re prince tom now she sucks we got this i will disembowel you sorry you’re useless shots fired get [ __ ] up my heart now What is he waving at the audience hello paul rubens how you doing man good luck everyone yeah we’ll need it [Laughter] goodbye oh my god yeah man we’ll need it [ __ ] us right i’m really glad we came don’t touch me petra me too i will end you

Recess oh dude let’s take a break great show whoa the answers you’re seeking the old builders atlas your way home they’re all right up those stairs come out in achievement city we come out in the big achievement hunter logo all right let’s [ __ ] go before you go in there

I have one more piece of advice don’t die you wench oh they’re playing spleef oh get [ __ ] green guy jesse oh we’re helping eyeboard petra sucks i’m coming pee-wee i got you dude thank you jesse i couldn’t have done that without you this is a kid’s game

Not anymore it’s a brutal murder game up see you guys later lucas no no no no no that’s impossible what oh hey they’re live friends that’s good do you want the white pumpkin perhaps how about a white pumpkin eh it’s a murder mask i haven’t seen one of those since right

Oh don’t say that name she still gives me nightmares yeah you want it all right here the heart about this the redstone heart maybe do you want this and the redstone heart oh my god is that a is that a polar bear in the back well here it is the competitor village sort

Of a home away from home for all the people playing the game they weren’t drinking cokes i’m not sure might be a polar bear might be some kind of big seal face meat sounds so raunchy getting mad raps at the gym [Laughter] so face me is hungry

Do something about that and face me will think about getting i too like to slam mad reps at the gym and miss lunch that’s the twitch team it’s the peepee team we got the green team i guess oh no oh here’s a rose uh-oh that’s no bueno

Oh [ __ ] it’s pod oh the water little dude you can ride that wave right back up to the top follow me how [ __ ] stoned is nell she’s like 50 marijuana at this point right probably 51. i’d go the majority leave us anyway my shot again [ __ ] ivor where’d your robe go i

Voice out there like nobody look at my man [ __ ] the worst thing that’s ever happened to me i’ve worked what are you wearing it’s what i’ve been wearing under my adventuring gloves it breathes wonderfully uh hadrian doesn’t allow dirty respawns in the palace well get [ __ ] ivor i’m

Sorry man i don’t want to keep you but some of the miners and i well we made you something is it tower pimps and don’t touch anything i’m going to put my dick on everything slab don’t you worry axel olivia hey jesse oh i forgot about

You too can’t believe you’re here oh yes your best friend reuben yo ruben is super dead all right sup what is that but but i don’t want to i’m not nuts on the idea either bro okay what is this like and you’re sad why is reuben a surfer dude all the rubin a

Surfer dude what do you say doesn’t make any sense huh i don’t like these people play it your way also that’s not a pig that’s a surfer guy have you seen what ivor is wearing [Laughter] adrian i didn’t take the deal also ivor still doesn’t have a robe or anything

That’s probably the right move you can’t get him a jacket or something you’re gonna try believing in myself for once and take a chance thanks green zarya oh [ __ ] it’s not the steeler armor but i’ll take it some old builder butt no no it can’t be a give up

[ __ ] yo [ __ ] up later Rip possibly these camera angles what about reuben oh reuben’s super dead charlie doge hi daddy i haven’t seen you in how many days has it been hi baby come here oh i missed you so much hello hello hold on hold on i know hold on let me show you off to your friends

Hold on hi baby why is your back wet because i gave her a bath oh did you take a bath wasn’t that where the portal atlas was a minute ago yeah that was definitely where you put it guys flint and steel are missing too and where’s ivor how did how did we lose

It how did we lose it in like 45 seconds oh that’s how it ends wow really people didn’t rescue ivor what is that about i feel like there’s some other questions that could have been answered unless it’s not over yet here we go that’s what i was looking for

Here we go here we go it appears we are in the land of zombies we need the size of chicken 100 chicken-sized zombies i guess that’s it man I mean i don’t mind the ending i feel like there just should have been like more to it it is all done where’s fake reuben oh he’s still in that cage he’s uh he’s still in that cage yeah we left uh we left him there oh i can continue my story dude let’s

Absolutely continue the story start episode one hero in residence jesse your intern i have an intern this is a villain oh hey radar calling at the corner right now he’s the villain oh tower pimps looks different yo we got birds now yes oh dude look how sweet this is

Like a big turd in front of your house just aim for the slime it’ll be great oh jesse wanda oh double twist yes managing people signing papers well whoa i am not rusty says the scrub wearing iron armor yo we dark souls now look i’m getting good i’m rich i’m wasting my stamina

[ __ ] i’m wasting my stamina it’s monster hunting time my game’s not out yet hey it’s jesse what’s up good at this whoa dude oh perfect you [ __ ] wish game good trap i don’t need that [ __ ] good meme ray oh he’s got a scarf on yo [ __ ] reuben this llama’s the new

Hotness oh god hey man oh the disrespect how the heck did you get up there how did where what is this thing we do fist now boys here maybe you could leave a warning or something my stream in a nutshell sure every single one of those apartments up there

Is exactly the same it’s really champion city than where all the champions huh it’s more like llama city got him uh yeah they’re stella yes that’s right puppies forever i hate her already no shoving now we’re not beacon towers wow that’s dirty well that is a cute one

And he could be all yours provided you have the right payment of course do you see this gauntlet on my hand i will kill all of you oh rodrigo could you bring luna home please roger roger the llama looked right at me the betrayal oh my god what is with this [ __ ] llama

I’ll do the kung fu picture now that’s art trophy heads gold pants sponge blocks a diamond hoe this is my treasure room what are you talking about oh that’s a lot of creepers are they supercharged can we stop playing minecraft now possible tell them that nice i’m free of minecraft

I’ve got you in my sights just guns us down game over overwatch boots up legend says it was a mighty tool like me rose no no no problem guys this is nerm my other half nerm the genius behind all of our fine maps confirmed the earth is flat there’s no

Globes in this whole world all right jesus christ open that [ __ ] up oh get [ __ ] later yo sponges all right let’s just uh shove that in our backs no big no big deal i forgot they did that okay that’s not a [ __ ] noise what’s it like being ugly and bad at

Your job you know it’s all right i make a living doing it twitch has been very beneficial for me but thank you for asking pat and oswald oh it’s a wizard looking guy kind of sort of nerm says that one’s the tower of the warrior oh wow

Yeah i bet that could shred a gang of mobs in no time i like that name it’s a good name why do i want that one give me the one that makes me bad ass the warrior pass yes that sounds like what we need well it’s supposed to be a gift

I’m taking it man i want to be super strong and super naked whoa yo let’s [ __ ] throw down dude i’m ready there are so many of them stay behind me yo dark souls is so easy oh [ __ ] you hit me when he’s down oh let me get behind him

I’m gonna [ __ ] smack that ass uh hi die now oh okay man petra you suck why don’t i even go over there [ __ ] you dude this is soldier 76 oh no not petra drax [ __ ] oh what yeah i guess i didn’t match fast enough [ __ ] dude i thought i was mashing fast

But i guess not who dies in these games me this guy hello just starts killing all of the towns people not the parrots someone save the birds he’s back i’m sorry notch nope dude a big creature coming over the wall it’s like that anime one piece i think did you assist what

Almost eighty percent of people like petra shame on you all i remember from episode one is i have that gauntlet attack on minecraft well quit wishing admin because i’m right here that’s why i was like looking right at you come speak with me face to face oh boy

Admin have you ever heard of such a thing it’s not what’s going on here jeb oh spooky skeletons no i’m not ready where’s the structure block finders keepers this tiny thing won’t save you jesse not from me he just vored the structure block i’m sure the block liked it i’m sorry

Sure would be a i mean he was dead already but how dare you their burger balloon is fine still the true hero of this adventure okay let’s see what we can do for you buddy oh god i got to make something [ __ ] that the pig is dead who cares oh wait what

A d-pad from the sky the admin the one and only i had so much fun during our last little battle super epic just couldn’t stay away oh the llama luna everyone get away from my [ __ ] llama christ dude whoa the moon is stuck it’s lagging the moon

Is lagging it’s freaky enough of these losers we’ve got treasure to find whoa what was she doing there going for a mouthful ass luna yeah tell your friends relax dude take him to dinner first just what the admin wants us to think you saw the llama

You saw the llama i missed b [ __ ] i didn’t see b all damn’s unnecessary you lose arrow to the face jesus that’s a little steep look out oh see you later dude you got snowballed [ __ ] i wonder if you could make a sword yes all right i have a hoe

Jesse what are you doing we can’t use that [ __ ] sure we can oh all right so you could make it but you just die instantly all right well now we know oh tight we’re coming to save you you better keep my llama safe especially from those especially from oh my [ __ ] god

More of the admins freaky mob that is terrifying what what the [ __ ] is that hey fam ow what the [ __ ] why oh castella all right acceptable that face go ahead guys we’ll catch up just just hurry okay i don’t like worrying about you i’ll be quick lucas

Long kiss on the lips don’t worry jack i’m gonna help you me too thank you well this is a little disappointing hey we found him boss we about to get betrayed oh i tried haven’t you figured it out yet you don’t he’s the admin oh you are a smart cookie jesse

Look at this guy it was me austin you don’t say it’s not for a loser like you to worry about where the cool people go jack no like i said not for you guys to worry about the only loser i see here is you whoo got him and i’m gonna feel real

Good when i send you two to a place where you’ll never see the light of day ever again Ends up in terraria will we get next time on monday you must be a special class of trouble to end up here the admin well this is where he sends the people who he has special plans for what the [ __ ] dude mixer mixer Get that mixer [ __ ] out of here jailhouse block yeah dude is this the shadow realm oh don’t mind big hank he’s just here to make sure all guys big hank oh hell boys in here yo what’s up man man lucky them that guy’s trying to suck his own dick in the

Background more power to him it’s the twitch cops they’re coming for your memes hide your bag of memes now what are those things creeper must be the admin creating his version science has officially gone too far [ __ ] that noise what’s it gonna be no freaking way warden go eat a slime ball

Bob ross kind of oh hi friend you just caught me putting the happy little finishing touches on my happy little painting it’s bob what uh why is he here do you think you could be so kind as to build me a happy little mushroom to paint here’s some wonderful dirt for you oh

Bob i can’t build in this game he’s giving me dirt blocks bob oh you gave me all this all this [ __ ] and i’m gonna put one block in the middle there you go it’s a mushroom use your imagination please you must share your thoughts on my work so far

I hope it’s just the rest of now honesty’s the best policy kind of hard to judge since it’s uh it’s a blank canvas dude everyone’s a critic look i have something important to ask whoop nice i got him thanks for picking those for me noob whoa whoa that’s impersonal i’m just

Mega how’d you get a sword in here and really the n-word give me that from now on i’m prison radar It’s like prison mike from the office oh hey a mushroom hey man why are you being such a brat luna come on stop that i am hitting my llama limit luna knock it off she’s just not your biggest fan stella i don’t get it i’m very deserving of fandom Edmond sir i’m very you caught me during my cake eating here it comes [ __ ] okay well god damn it we tried [ __ ] you’re joking right everyone loves jesse right [ __ ] poser dude let’s hope prisoner x is really our ticket out of here i hope prisoner x is big red jack we would

Never give up on you you dill hole yeah beacontown was already worried about you jesse wondering where you were wondering if you were okay i’m sure the admin is heading there right now wearing jesse’s mug to vote it’s freaking messed up yo it’s true identity theft is no joke

I don’t come i’m not wearing my face beacon town is safe romeo was here just now well um the admin was but who’s romeo that’s his real name you didn’t think admin was his given name did you oh dude he would want you to think that hitting him with the slime balls he

Would that’s funny i call him slime ball because that’s what got him again and a jerk just one problem this whole room is rigged to explode if i step one foot out of it explode take a look around if someone doesn’t stand on at least one of these pressure plates on the floor

These sticky pistons will retract lava meets tnt and then the whole place blows up before you can say kaboom one of your silly companions can stay behind the rest of us can go that’s the situation oh no oh no no oh no no come on nerm let’s go buddy And you need to come with me jack wouldn’t know what to do without you jack’s lost so much that thing’s just a llama we’ll get another one stay right there okay you’re a good llama you’re a hero luna ah luna doesn’t know what’s happening luna’s fine don’t look back don’t look

Back no don’t chill luna in the window don’t do it pan the camera oh why you gotta do that uh prisoner x i presume no that’s nerm idiot oh it’s the happy little jerk who didn’t like my happy little painting i bet you’re not so happy now rob you said be

Honest are you serious right now free oh [Laughter] nice work thanks jack you’re welcome dewhole nope nope wow dude 58 of people left luna behind oh that’s that’s such a sad image oh no he’s gonna take my armor that’s why i summoned you track them down make sure they’re behaving themselves the blue knight from castle crashers below the bedrock [ __ ]

Yes dude we’re gonna run into the flintstones i just hope luna is okay yeah me too she’ll be fine but she’s an animal she’s got survival instinct she’s in a box of explosives soldier 76 oh i’ve got you in my sight where were you [ __ ] this is the room where he killed fred

I watched it happened his woman uh excuse me there’d be fall damage there as a former professional minecraft let’s player there’d be fall damage i disagree look like it was dry hump in the tower more power to it who the [ __ ] was that do you guys cece we gotta go all right

But there’s a [ __ ] ninja back there no one else care all right you two are in a bit of a pinch ain’t ya smell like a couple of admin lackeys to me aka trouble definitely smells like admin what the [ __ ] no deal i’m keeping my sword [ __ ] you disappointing yeah

We’ll go our own way don’t go playing heroes squishies well this dark will snuff out a light like you real fast jesse jack i’m going to impale all these kids on my sword it’s going to be great sorry about it for the kids am i right his best friend Dude a kimbo diamond hose blocko who would fake out blocko let’s play fetch go long oh now i gotta fake out to see what happens i’m so sorry blocko go get it you [ __ ] got em baited i challenge you to build a faithful representation of our dear fred yeah

Jesse’s the best at building not the time radar begin uh Oh [ __ ] what do i really have to build oh no can i rotate this oh dude money this is like it’s oh this is like a clone wonderful uh dude this is him this is him i think we’ve done it we’re almost done though we need to fill it

And fill in the gaps with blue and then everything else is blue [ __ ] perfect look at this look it’s it’s it’s fred finished it’s perfect nice jesse it’s as if you’ve known fred his whole life it’s my middle name what i must give you points for accuracy such

Painstaking uh he doesn’t have the white in his eyes it looks like a rubber ducky this round a draw look this was quite possible i won the best present i won okay if i were a weapon of some sort where would i be between my legs and my right jessie

All right thanks man this [ __ ] guy ninja wizard potion throwing [ __ ] uh oh is this the next minecraft hokage oh oh what we got weebs in minecraft is nothing sacred only one person i know fights like that you are the real gentleman oh look who

It is it’s ivor yes pee wee herman is back everybody paul reuben and ivor jesse aka the admin gave me this and told me he had reprogrammed it to find the fraud aka you but with my new ninja senses i’m gonna build something so extravagant what do you think that’s uh

That’s a choice feeling cute oh me always armor number seven straps and straps do i want llama brownish or feeling cute oh i’m feeling cute all day every day this is the key to defeating romeo it says hashtag potato451 hashtag it up hashtag for the kids garbage get that [ __ ] out of here

Hashtag potato451 in every extra live stream in the chat i put uh my tweet stay woke hashtag potato451 get it get it trending spread the word tell everyone about it this is a revolution this is a weapon that they’re not ready for here i found this and

There are good things left if you look for them that you would i i’m not used to being wrong it matches your hair color and your eyebrow color you’re welcome now can you stop being a thank you but we still need to move forward a [ __ ] Oh look who it is go embrace nerm [Laughter] [ __ ] did what’s-her-face come zara we end up in [ __ ] terraria somebody tell me i’m losing it is that beacon town oh no my hometown this looks like the kind of cosplay you’d see on patreon and be like i’m a sexy pig just puts on a pig helmet you want this set

It’s four hundred dollars i’m a sexy pig oh this [ __ ] lucas where have you been oh oh no man is it good to see you lucas it’s not me stay woke lucas where are the others hashtag potato451 the final baddie with jesse’s new enemy brings the battle home

To beacon town and the world may never be the same yo we’re gonna [ __ ] him up in like an e-rated way cause this is a kid’s game this was roblox though we would go hard like adults only rating because roblox doesn’t [ __ ] around oh that guy looks scary oh fake me

Admit i’d be very careful if i were you guys or there might not be a home to go back to at all wow dude [ __ ] relax so easy for something bad to happen to a town like champion city for example and i’m sorry did you have friends and

Family over there because they’re all dead everybody dead just like that is champion city the next location of the next fanaf game i don’t know but that’s just a theory a game theory what was that Luna you made it luna i guess i deserve that but how did you get out of that prison because i broke the mouse pee wee herman for what on earth were you just doing hanging out up there jesse i’m a ninja where else would i be

You sure we can’t like reason with this admin guy you know i’m talking out he just blew up a city [ __ ] idiot looks like i’m holding just two big nipples right now is this really true all those horrible things you did that i’m going in for a hug chat okay yeah it’s you

I’m a good hugger this has all been terribly aligning and i i think we’ve all learned some great lessons here that i will totally remember for next time next time yeah the next world i build after i bedrock over yours oh i’m gonna get it totally right with that one no

That was why we spoke but it’s time to start fresh make a new world oh well toodles i hope the screen cuts to the main menu of minecraft and he actually just starts a new world with a random seed oh look who it hope is enjoying this trip down memory the snowman

I’m coming for that frosty booty oh boy get [ __ ] ministry this oh that was that was rough i think saying eat my ass would have been better go on leave me i deserve to stay in this oblivion okay see you fam oh look who it is helped fixed portal dean it’s [ __ ]

Dean you’re so tired all the way here by yourself not really oh oh [ __ ] hey should we like destroy the portal up never mind happy to see you all in one piece too start making out hardcore man did uh did he not make it who

Still is no i don’t as many people as the admin is thrown into his prisons seems fitting that he gets a little prison time of his own i get that i do but man still can’t help but feel a little bad well not me but uh before i did i

Thought i’d uh double check and see if you’d already he had been planning on you know uh watching out for her seeing you know that she likes you so much and all if she wants to stick with me it’ll be my honor to keep taking care of her hell yeah

I got a llama reuben who appreciate we’ve upgraded to a llama coming around i know back in admin’s cabin you said you’d always be waiting in beacon town you’re still here petra but the invite’s still open if you want it wait you’re leaving no petra sucks i’m staying

Dude we got we got radar we got luna we got nurm why would i leave oh yeah see that llama booty on the way out tower pimps on the top of that building on the right you and 48 percent gave in to romeo’s wishes and left him in the void yeah

Dude [ __ ] god [ __ ] i think we’re all done yep it’s all the achievements and that’s the end of our adventure in minecraft story mode we [ __ ] we killed well we left the admin in the void he’s probably dead there’s a big creepy uh enderman fighting a big statue for all

Of eternity hell yeah petra’s gone axel’s gone the other girl is gone it’s just me and my dudes i don’t think there’s a single woman in that city [ __ ] hell yeah dudes only baby no girls allowed in beacon town everybody’s sword fight