REALISTIC MINECRAFT – STEVE BECOMES HEROBRINE!😈

So Oh boy oh boy oh boy today is the day where i get my mail today is the day that i get my mail mailman where are you mailman i’m here for you i’m here steve to deliver you well enjoy it i can’t believe you’ve got the brand new don’t

Say it got the bread don’t say it okay i do want to say it oh i’ll explode oh my goodness i’ve got the brand new toy of my dreams it is a brand new phone it’s all mine and no one else’s and i can text people i can play apps i can go

On so many video games it’s going to be so cool it’s mine alex all right please i bought it with my money come here oh okay fine look at it oh god it’s got brand new mega pixels alex give me that phone back right now no it’s fine no right listen please

Dash it right now for alex it’s my favorite thing that i bought i spent all my money you spent our money on this nonsense i’m afraid i’m gonna have to use it whatever you buy is fine fine you have it Oh it’s so good let’s take it alex oh my goodness they’re playing such a good game oh so many coins go away from me steve it’s mine i bought it it was all mine get away from me right now yeah that’s it if you’re not gonna give me back my

Toy i’m gonna call someone for help Do it i’ll burn you down oh wow threatening me right that’s it i’ve had it up to here i’m calling hello right my my my my wife alex is addicted to her phone i need you to come in and get help me right now oh

That girl behind can you hear her in the background come on coins you need to come here quick please somebody help us all right oh my goodness you got here so fast i’m afraid you’re addicted to addictive games the coins are taking over your life i’ve got

A prescription and you have to take all your medication so please do it otherwise you will die and you will be in violation and also abusing the mental state of your husband oh yes yes she is now give me that phone i don’t want to do it thank you thank

You can i have my phone back of course you got your phone back right she doesn’t take the medication let me know ah get out of this house i’ll be going soon don’t you worry about that you little moody alex i’ll be back soon i’m gonna check on you

Get out you see me why did you do this to me it’s for your own good alex it’s for your own good okay well alex i’ve been having awesome time what about my clan i don’t care about your clown alex i built up a guild and everything and they’re all waiting for

Me nope i’m afraid that i’m not even gonna do the dishes just do the dishes if you want to have a go oh do you know what you’re not gonna have a go because it’s illegal if you don’t take your medication you ever go on my phone you’ll get arrested no

But my guilt i don’t care about your guild okay ah well do you know what i should do i shall melt the phone just to make alex jealous alex you can have a go on the phone really oh my gosh please oh come on i’m sort of melting it no don’t melt it

Oh you can’t touch it it’s too hot isn’t it well why don’t you just save up and buy your own phone cause i don’t spend any money no because you have no money because you don’t work i do all the cleaning no you don’t i got the nitro

Okay looks like alex is fishing to try and keep her mind off the whole phone thing hey alex do you know what i’m just gonna go fishing with you look i’ve used my little net no see i’ll just use my neck oh look alex i’ve got a phone oh

Baby i just caught a phone i just caught a phone why are you doing this oh i’m lucky i threw it back in anyway alex guess what i’m going to do i’m going to eat my phone don’t eat your phone oh i love the taste

I didn’t mean to actually eat it oh my goodness i need to get that out of my tummy right now you didn’t get it out it’s well expensive oh no i can’t let it digest my system help i’ve gotta find my pills i gotta find my poop pills where’s

My poo pills where they’ve gone ah i don’t know where the pain pills are let’s find him okay help help i need the poo pills oh god there’s loads of them all right i’ll eat all the poo pills all right as many as i can just stand back because

This one’s gonna oh it’s gonna be a dirty one just eat them all gobble them gobble them i’m trying to okay i’ll do my best all right warning you oh my god Where am i i’ve been pooped for hours i’ve landed on some weird sort of island i wouldn’t if i were you oh my goodness where am i there’s some sort of weird signs oh my goodness that’s a trap someone died down there oh no at least i’m nowhere near my wife alex oh

Okay well i’ve landed on some sort of island with ketchup everywhere and some sort of satanic cross some ritual some weird place this is a grave oh my goodness the near future oh rip steve that can’t be me this must be i must be dreaming oh oh steve it’s me herobrine

Here right ryan why why are you here oh it’s me i can tell your future why is this always happening to me ah what’s happening hey oh my goodness why did you scare me like that why have you got a party hat because it’s time to celebrate you’re here yet again

For your doom and i notice you’ve eaten that phone and it’s gone nowhere now it’s time for a fishy to knock you out oh hey guardians i’m awake why have you captured me because i have a cunning plan of molding my spiritual body with yours and taking over the minecraft dimension

Why would you do such a thing because i’m evil but you weren’t evil the last time i saw you you were quite complacent well now you see i’ve been talking with my wife alexander i love you so much oh get away from me get the stuff while we tie steve to the

Bed and have our way with him and then we will make sure that he changes into a lovely herobrine steve now hurry up alexandra ah daddy has everything you said hair blind oh she’s such an idiot i bet it’s like you and your relationship you’re being the idiot with alex hey

That’s not very nice oh now it’s time are you ready oh i’m going to suck into your soul stuff oh stupid episode now have you poisoned the chips well do you think i’m really gonna eat them you’ve already told me what you’re gonna do if you don’t eat the

Chips then i won’t give your phone back oh no perhaps maybe i’ll eat the chips then oh i’ve got leverage over you i’ll eat them something’s really bad oh yes Tangled up no this is sounding crazy please no oh i’m going to force my soul into you Alex oh what’s happened oh it’s me we’ve combined him one no oh burning down knows what you doing shut up i want roses down no i’m trying to burn down i’m in your soul at least the two of us can be extremely powerful well just because you’re a

Physical form now i don’t accept you now i must burn i must place love okay well if you’re gonna burn things down then don’t hurt that pig oh hold don’t eat it for bacon no it’s a lovely piece of bacon why don’t we kill it the normal way i want a

Slitter’s throat to make a bleed dry no no don’t kill the piggy i want to do what i want why are you stopping me oh hello zombies stand back what are you doing steve stop shooting my creatures i’m stopped sleep doctors are my lieutenant Oh i’m going back home this is the worst idea i’ve ever thought of oh well just cause you’re an idiot herobrine and you just do everything you want to do don’t you oh i’ll break up everything i’ll break up everything oh why don’t you go

Alexa told me did you get back all right take me back i’m not taking it Okay reset accept You