REALISTIC MINECRAFT – STEVE’S CRAZY SCHOOL ADVENTURE!

[Applause] I love alex steve get up now it is time for school buddy boy what do you mean school alex i’m like 20 hundred thousand years old okay no no i mean sorry i’m i’m an adult okay just stop going on no you’re gonna go to

School right now i don’t want to go to school you’re going okay alex please i didn’t mean it ah all right fine i’ll go to school get out hurry up eat peppers put your shoes on everything okay very much useful okay perfect I’ve got to feed you i’m going to go to school all right don’t worry about it don’t worry about it i’m going to school baby i’m going to learn things apparently because i’m so stupid i’ve got to go to school i don’t even know what’s going on

I’m getting at school now hurry up oh okay time for school all right what am i waiting for ah you let that toilet seat up okay i’m just gonna go to school the bus should be here by now what are you doing you’re gonna go to school

Oh i can you made me get up early oh yeah come back here quickie gotta get him out of it hold up get on to the airbush of destiny oh my goodness this is quite scary don’t worry little boy i’m not a boy i’m an adult now get to the back

Hey um i’m steve pleased to meet you can i be friends with you guys Hey this is why i don’t like going to school now it up kids it’s different of destiny education yeah okay all right is there any reason why we haven’t gone yet hey take this sticky sack why do i want this stinky sock i don’t want to put this stupid dog

Please don’t hurt me sit down boys i hate school but i’m not sticking that was the worst ever so at school hi how’s it going what the shark there excuse me excuse me oh no i guess this will be my locker ah just look at all the rubbish i’ve got seriously

You’re aina you ain’t a child i am i don’t know why i’m here stop it oh who are you oh morat thank you so much thanks for protecting me all right those are bullies okay i’m so lucky to have you more yeah Oh thank you so much for helping me with my boring papers oh thank you Oh that school class was so boring seriously i don’t even know what two plus two was oh i just need some fresh air yes i know in the toilet but it’s the only place that no one will bully me oh let’s just get some fresh water oh finally ah

There he is no please oh no ice cream you’re such an ah guys please just leave me alone yes little smelly i know now we’re gonna beat you up please don’t do that yeah that’s what you get no You’re gonna thank you for saving me more seriously without you i would have been cleaner no no no i know being clean in these schools are just what keep the bullies away that’s why i wanted to be smelly you know all right best be getting back to class

All right thanks for looking out for me more wrath Oh my goodness i’m all right i didn’t know we had the same lesson no no no no thank goodness i’m not gonna get bullied right now glass we’re going to learn about adults and their behaviors okay excuse me little boy i’m not a little boy why aren’t you are you in my closet

I’m an old man i’m an adult oh you naughty boy you need to learn about the adult world now where was i when you become an adult you need to pay mortgages taxes bills right listen here you little brat okay i’m gonna beat you into shape you don’t

Respect your elders i am an older you rocket i’ll you to the principal it’s office no any more behavior you’ll be going to the principal’s office [Applause] no please haven’t said anything come on hello oh naughty steve oh naughty naughty steve sit down naughty steve okay what have i done naughty steve what do you mean naughty naughty steve rot he came in and he thinks he’s an adult and you know he sat down and said listen

To me naughty steve naughty steve and he’s really naughty no oh looks like that’s the bell naughty steve wait no no where are you going i’m i’m leaving all right this is not for me please i wasn’t made for school i opened up my house i’ll accept me to this place for no

Reason i don’t know why i thought i was intelligent enough oh my thanks for saving me at least you didn’t forget about me okay we need to get out of here before we burn down oh this is gonna be scary i’ve grabbed this little extra equipment oh come on all right let’s go

Ah broke the glass all right okay let’s go water hydrant has been activated all right yes it seems like we are going to oh what the earth is going on creatures have attacked the school they obviously know that we’re here and they’ve met with their own steam You don’t want to mess with me i wasn’t bored to be a student i was born to be an adventurer yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah And let’s go back home ah now i’m home i’m going to tell alex what i think right you listen here alex i’m looking for a guy with a blue shirt dave i recommend that you run there was a fire at the school wasn’t it no no no

No well maybe there was it well it wasn’t me that is the guy i’m looking for right now steve calm down all right you’re freaked now you know thank you to the ground yeah right now i can’t believe this come here you little why is everything going wrong today just

Go away come here [Applause] [Applause] you