Red Team Chaos! 17 minutes of Minecraft Qsmp Purgatory

Blue team blue team oh blue team wait that’s me my oh [ __ ] team that’s me I’m not even in the right people aren even [ __ ] online let’s [ __ ] go this actually wait why are we being separated and [ __ ] what the [ __ ] team yeah my brother [ __ ] Green Team [ __ ] Green Team let’s you can protect me I’ve permanently permanently everything we can so the

Thing is guys I think we have to coordinate our stream if we only have like the oh yeah yeah be girl I’m going to I’m just going to stay in the pool attack my group and stuff I’m going to stay at the pool the time doesn’t change so when you when

You’re lged out I don’t know if they’ve been there yet maybe they didn’t um like no that would be crazy right need some bread dude I was in the pool oh he’s here he’s at the base the base he’s at the base okay I’m I’m oh no I’m here now I’m here

Yeah we are there at Global Quest yeah okay I’m coming to Global quest with lots of bread for my sweet I’m getting I’m getting a lot of in case they get cestone I’ll get him back I’m bring wheat for my litter oh my God wait the we should like

Uh get more resour in case they get it back wait there green is here green is here green is here here oh they’re all here they’re all here they’re all here oh [ __ ] we kill me I think we got a be m m game m

G okay f f is trying to kill me they’re coming for me they’re coming for me so I just hi oh we’re [ __ ] oh they’re trying to flank me dude they’re trying to flank oh blue killed me me oh wait blue blue is there too they have the app guys damn guys

I’m for [ __ ] 2 one I okay someone needs to try to kill tuo he’s on his way he’s got the apples feing coming for me is after me I’m dead I’m dead dude where is B where’s where’s tubo right now uh I think he’s uh can do he when

You have to crush the the water yeah he’s got the Apple I’m dead I’m don’t tell he’s got it don’t tell me I’m gone I’m [ __ ] gone dude guys this is the end is gunning it for me bro I had no CL food [ __ ] hang on I’m going to I’m going to

M real quick try to kill tubo because how are you so [ __ ] fast guys guys we can talk bro fit fit dude what no one no one’s even trying what’s the point why am I here just to suffer just to [ __ ] suffer what’s the point of any of it no one’s talking no

One’s coming together no one’s exchanging languages and cultures this is in purgatory this is hell this is Hell everything we have everything we know has been thrown away it’s out the window they don’t care they don’t want to everything I love and everything I stand for is

Gone Dust in the Wind for two weeks two weeks of this Rave metal a no Charlie oh my God they’ve got enchantments guys wait so Green’s like all Enchanted up yeah yeah yeah oh okay that’s like like did me in two heads how so where did they get like the books and like

How I’m looking for paper I’m looking for paper my we can try to F some B are they here do I see go back over here I need to find more iron yeah are you time no it’s going to get personal going to get personal oh my god

Dude oh I’m dead I’m so dead I’m so dead I’m getting chased by three of them no you’re not you’re not I am dead I am dead I dead no you’re not I’m dead I’m told you I told you I’m dead oh it was it’s it’s it’s 12 while chasing me dude

Yeah I hate like I’m know I know two weeks that’s so I’m so bad at PVP weeks of this like is crazy this could snowball like if all of a sudden like you know what I mean like they find it could be a devastating snowball how the

[ __ ] are we going to recover from that that’s what I’m thinking right now I don’t know I don’t know I just you know what you know what demoralized me what demoralized me was I walked into the main spot like dead I know right dude it was it’s not about the eggs listen I

Don’t think it was about the eggs when bad boy Halo killed me for the fourth time in my own [ __ ] home in the pool was that about the eggs that was about no eggs what was the point man what was the point of turning my [ __ ] hot tub red

With my own blood was it about the eggs my body we can’t even place blocks around half of our [ __ ] land because my own body’s riddle the yard uh Hey Oh [ __ ] uh Phil how far south did you go to to find some some like oh I I

Went uh let’s see let’s see I got to about couple hundred blocks it’s not far I’m doing it now I’m already doing it [ __ ] uh there I’m I’m heading south I’m looking for ships what so did you sorry did someone say something to me are you okay are you okay Charlie oh damn

Cy um I I was just wondering Phil how far did you stay before the terrain becomes normal again uh well it doesn’t become normal it becomes flat like really empty and flat but then after that you can like because you’re so because it’s so flat it goes back to technically normal terrain generation

For like ships and stuff and like is it water is it just flat water it’s just flat water so there’s no way to leave so there’s no way to leave the so there’s no way out no I don’t think so yeah you have to wait two weeks I’m trying

To two two weeks of this you it’s quag still on I need to talk to quag I wonder how they chose the teams yeah honestly this is so this is not I honestly this is so [ __ ] unbalanced this is not this is not Purgatory this is forever and and then they put Pierre

Ando at the same [ __ ] team and then I have it’s me I don’t even know how to make a [ __ ] bookshelf I don’t even know how to make a backpack I don’t know you guys say so much [ __ ] I don’t even know you’re like turn your [ __ ] magnet off dog what

Are you saying I’m in the [ __ ] Paleolithic Era what are you saying I have a stone axe I’ve had for the last five months I don’t know how to make a backpack I lost my every everything I have has been given to me slime armor I

Don’t even know if that’s made with real slime I don’t know what makes that I don’t know any of this [ __ ] I haven’t Enchanted a single thing to be honest with you I think I’ve only ever gotten up to level three because that is how many XP points it takes for me to

Warp the spawn and when I get killed at spawn I need to beg admins to warm me back I need to beg I need to open a ticket do you know do you know what it’s like to spend your life opening tickets had to ask Fila what was the

Mode of the game and we’re together Charing what was the what sorry what was the mod of the game like I didn’t know the motive like no we we were survival right or creative or stuff like that I don’t know we’re in survival we’re in survival we’re in surv than if you can’t

Tell from the chat from the thousands of death messages oh from me me me we’re in survival and I’m failing can we go back to Adventure mode and just Ro play my egg I don’t care I a pie of stuff like I don’t know I don’t know what to f i we take

Her hate you take the children take the children take my soul take my computer take take my home I don’t care take my cats she’s she’s bunny she’s nice you can take it I don’t care oh my [ __ ] god dude holy [ __ ] this is too much I I’m losing it

Guys we only got 20 members left if red team loses then four eggs die I’m saying they don’t care anymore they they don’t want they [Laughter] don’t spent so much time for nothing where are you guys can we just tuddle in a circle for the last 20 minutes I’m going to back I’m

Coming and just sit and hang out I can make has a little tent um we a little here yeah I’ll we don’t even deserve a fire Charlie we don’t deserve the fire if the MS get us we get they get us kill the but guy imagine if we are the Cur

Team like the team that does not are we are I hope we are there’s no way we’re not I feel I feel I don’t feel particularly blessed I don’t feel particularly blessed hey B would you like to create a new island and do a Survival Let’s Play on YouTube [ __ ]

DD I hate this [ __ ] hate this if you go oh no skag Skelly wag dude skag is I know what SK is I know what a zombie is I know what a creeper is because those are the things that God intended to put in the game some good news I I found two

Potatoes okay nice I’ve got one potato I’ve got one potato should we do something or should I [ __ ] eat it now lost my [ __ ] cell phone Jaden Jaden Jaden Jaden you are at a Crossroads you are out of crossroads right now and you need to pick if you make a choice now

And if you be happy or if you st you keep that I have the choice to eat this [ __ ] potato and not plant it at all you need to eat it it’s the wrong butt you you I can eat it I’m going to [ __ ] eat it I’m eating the [ __ ]

Potato it’s gone it’s gone it’s not here anymore and I’m throwing away the pork chop in the fire it’s late but you you go for it girl you you [ __ ] that’s [ __ ] right you I’m justu insan doing that at the same time not going to eat we’re not going to see

A potato ever again why are we why why the pig on the fight oh cuz it was like little I guess I’ll you know what I’ll get rid of all my death oh I I think I see our campfire I finally made back home it’s going to be back at

Bas it’s like been two death threat per minute from me oh I treasure oh fire take take me take me I’m joining yeah me too yeah I like to think I like to think everyone’s saying this in the chat and they’re just like what is happening oh my God my arms are tingling I don’t know no my AR my arms are so tingling why why wa

This pile this pile of bodes I wish I give us a camera ad a camera at least this is genuinely like something out of a hor movie man I need let my arm someone took my my son lost to this monster to the man don’t know since you’ve been gone

I’ve been singing the stupid songs so I can ponder the S of your mother time to ask [Applause] up let’s see AIG one I think I’m going make myself like a little we have like two weeks we can make for the first time a bad time to ask but how how manys do

Got I’m giving [Applause] up um let’s see like a big one I think I’m going to make myself like a little we have like two weeks we can make okay here I was thinking [Applause] nothing at we have ourselves a nice little circle to work with I’m still yeah yeah let me get some wood let me get some wood logs for someing why am I so liad I’ve never been this lightheaded for so long okay drink some water no I want to let’s just pretend

We’re back on ques di oh ha good to see you who we should we should make a gun I think I’m going to make a pretty like I’m going to make an I’m going to make a statue tomorrow maybe two um and we can kind of you know we can uh wait who

Covered the windows this house was going to have Windows okay we can’t be covering it up fix I’m fixing it I’m fixing fix we the light we need the light no no because when when the sun gets really hot I want the sun to be

Able to burn me I want the sun to be able to burn me I want to feel something okay guys I think I have to like 300 trees oh have you still been trying to get those apples you what if my hand has been off the keyboard for like