up the command block so I haven’t got a
good all
right flash TP
follow
BL
[ __ ] all right good luck I wish you the
best you are in the middle of
Africa
right well you’re not actually in the
middle you’re like at the side of
it I will have to oh whoopsy
daisies down your
blood oh my
God good luck you’re like at a
I think this is Kenya I don’t know no no
do not put me in here you’re in Africa
you’re no United States put me right put
me there I choose that I choose that
place actually yeah that’s what I’m
going to do I’m going to get a bunch of
command blocks that I’ll pick around uh
do might just like here get yourself
basic tools or some [ __ ] while I set
this up I can break anything okay I’m
pretty sure I
anything give um here I’m not going to
teleport you wait where oh my the
world’s already cooked the world is
cooked already what do you mean the
world
America dude yeah the world honest it’s
already lagging well not not right now
I’m for I hope has a better P
than [ __ ] what the hell is the name of
it
uh
firework right I’m just going to
to has a worst
PC not of melon do do you guys have your
graphics up to like the maximum like
what do you mean Graphics my render
distance recommended turn it the hell
down you D
Christ oh hey B by Top by way I’m I’m
streaming I’m streaming Windows Edition
imagine you mug
well I’m almost at
America yeah I wish all the best where
do we spawn you spawn in a Bedrock box
is the nether Allowed no no so we can’t
get to the end no no there’s physically
no way to get to
hurry it’s basically melons Earth but uh
better not gayly being hosted if you
hack then I tickle your balls
also I’m I’m spawning you guys
in Axel you said you wanted to be in
North
America United States you know I where
should I be up to
you I I got I gota create a map for this
where think at actually where’s think at
the [ __ ] is think oh think uh oh and
yeah do you just want to be in North
America
TP why can’t I [ __ ] Ty is is this
earth like like updated cuz this mod was
not here last oh yeah this
map you
all okay so B do you want to spawn in
North America New Finland who the [ __ ]
wants to be in New Finland he
thinky you couldn’t be
me
this oh
yeah escaped I escaped I’m free no way
that’s crazy okay well B where do you
actually want to spawn
though Fe okay good for you would you
like you like to be teleported to
somewhere specific or Florida Florida
all no let me think let me think stand
no I don’t know where the fu that is I
was just going to
okay whatever just say Africa you know
your country your home country Europe
agree I agree oh my God first death
first guy who died was spell that’s nice
okay all I’m gon to spawn you more at
like the they’re gonna be spawned in
Idaho just for you B I love you okay
yeah Idaho that’s that’s my favorite
state it’s like right here I think
TP
Val Village okay this is different what
where do you find this
Earth uh I’m not even sure there are
Villages if not I may just throw some in
myself hey can we can we buy people
villages no well you guys can do slave
market yourself not cool I I come on why
can’t I own wait B I think I spawned in
Canada on
accident I’m just so sorry for what I’ve
done to you oh my God you don’t even
know where Idaho
is look man this map is
different just look is it snowy no does
it suck no that means it’s not Canada oh
wait uh yeah I think
um this doesn’t feel like Canada to
me well you’re you’re more Northern than
anyone I know that much
he who what State Should I
be right so if there aren’t any V okay
this is what the [ __ ] do we do without
villagers I I’ll create some of my own
and you guys could just [ __ ] steal
there there’s none oh boy it’s going to
be a pain in the ass to find villagers
if anything I’m going make a slave
market just for you guys cuz I know you
love it just for
me and baggie left how that oh
wait all right I’m gonna get out oh my
God you know this is going to be my
admin stuff I’m gonna probably map out
the
world also uh this map is a lot worse
than uh Cherry bushes it’s what do you
mean it’s worse I like this one I why
does it have L uh MOS though I think
it’s bigger more updated and I’m not
even sure if there’s a so how is it
worse
well here I’m just going to send you a
picture of what Italy looks like God
damn how the [ __ ] do I turn
notifications
off um DND easy only there we go Jesus
why are there no animals oh there we
go I found a wolf somewhere where can’t
eat a wolf so don’t want
him like if you crash your world I will
murder I will blow up
new like like the Canadian the pro he
smell yes the Canadian province of New
[Music]
Foundland hey what are these little
ruins things like just fences and slabs
it’s already
lagging not
lagging
distance
[Music]
someone’s like very send me
the which one I said
Owen yeah it’s also which
one oh
right um all right Master wait a
minute yeah he called me
master
uh wait why the [ __ ] am I in
Newland I’m close to think see
[Applause]
here seven I found a cave already what
the hell I haven’t what I can’t [ __ ]
find an
I found some already I found like a
single pig and a billion
wolves
okay
flowers
whoops
well iron let’s go
you know the world borders do exist so
that’s something oh they
do yeah where am I also what text what
texture pack did you even add in it’s
literally the
default I’m it everything is still the
same though what’s wait I know where I
am I here I [ __ ] BR I know exactly
where I am I am oh wait hold let me see
the map
actually where is the map
I gave you very good map and uh
Maps such a good
map Okay add
[Music]
players I see a
zombie o a
sheep
you should add the one person actually
no don’t add that
that’s
what I’m okay I’m questioning
myself you know the one person sleep
mod oh no the very self-explanatory mod
yeah that oh
shoot they count drop a lot of what up
blood you found you found
Bell I found
I’m kind of starving I
need blocks Christ I need food
already great [ __ ] exactly what I
need
granite what the [ __ ] [ __ ] what what the
[ __ ] is this diamond is here oh God
Christ what is this I like I’m 10 blocks
down there’s nothing but red sand
granite and dirt great [ __ ] this I’m I
told you I told you the server was a
little
whacky well it’s the Earth Bell and you
dig a lot deeper it’s look what saying
I’m not there’s nothing to think about
when I dig down you hit don’t hit sand
when you dig down yes you do cuz there’s
more sand there’s no sand underground
what do you like I guess no there’s it’s
oh there’s no sand oh yeah there there
isn’t have you like never seen a cave or
some SC I’m
one all right I need uh think do you
have stuff what are you leaving B I
thought you were going to leave no
wherever think it is that was that
Lake well I’m I’m wherever think it is
I’m I saw him I’m just going to be
[ __ ] Ukraine it’s more Central oh boy
oh I found this thingy oh you got to
make the UN building too yeah well
honestly unlike melon cheating and
making it I’m just it’s going to be lit
it’s going to buil up he loves cheating
on you I’m very sorry what the uh
oh uh oh he
says
comboed is this easy
mode uhoh uhoh uh
oh bro says easy mode then start saying
start saying uh oh
okay I was I had nothing I was just
fisting
skeletons oh
my but I found a cave I
am
what how I get beef
from
no
I need I’ll get
a God these people are actually brain
dead that is so cool yeah are you on
live
stre whenever I get everything set up
I’m gonna Axel are you live
streaming
Todd what’s your favorite word Todd what
is your favorite
[Music]
word oh boy
you got to say your favorite world I
can’t okay whatever get monetizer
already he doesn’t even know what his
favorite word is I know it is I
can’t why you’re not cool enough H I am
cool to don’t worry you are say the say
the game at
[Music]
word
[ __ ]
done yeah I’m yeah we can sleep in the
same bed all right I go to your push our
beds
together wait wait the S you still
there huh I think
so
okay oh my God you reject I am what you
did not regen quickly
enough all right finally found a
cave this is some weird ass
generation
yeah yeah it’s a bit weird
too but we I got
a I deserve I deserve it they got work
their way out
I’ve been
working
been singing Slave songs working
hard hey Diamond
[Music]
what what the [ __ ] are you
guys join in this [ __ ] hole you know
what why not I’m bored I never I haven’t
heard Diamond so
long you sure
yeah it’s I can’t believe his voice
dropped it’s only only me and axel left
yeah for oh yeah I need I need puberty
again yeah I think I just have a bad
voice I
have honestly I thought that I already
had okay then uh [ __ ] all right I got a
bit time dang no it’s not oh look in the
sky I’m underground I can’t look up the
sky right now just look up man I’m
looking up and I see Stone oh well who’s
getting spawned in Ethiopia I thought
Diamond died I’ve never seen
him okay I have a feeling that this
isn’t your profile considering it say
last scene 7 days
ago wait is it not who’s hosting the
world or
Tod I want OptiFine
too
iron or I’m going to find diamond soon
enough okay well what the [ __ ] are these
ore Generations I find like a billion
coal but not a single piece of iron okay
well never mind
yeah I don’t want to
die me either I need
armor I I just need a shield yeah as
soon as you get a shield you’re good
okay okay okay what is going on in
here B tell me to get on I spelled it
wrong what
the
on okay melon he doesn’t deserve
this he kicked me out of scum gang axle
yeah you’re yapping too about mm I
wasn’t yapping I was speaking the truth
wait that you better than Firestone yes
I proved it I as I was proving it he
said I’m he said kick me out I speak
only FS I don’t know well if I play if I
would like like played more mm I
wouldn’t gone higher score
wolf I wasin better than him the wolf is
like it goes like I thought he was bad I
think he got worse I’m not
sure I don’t know wolf is like wolf is
like pretty good but
like
is bad hold on but then you don’t count
cuz you were on like your phone and like
everyone who was like if you were on a
computer and you were on top seven you
suck and if you were on
switch really good no I I always I
sometimes switch for like PVP cuz I’m
not that
good real but I always I always did the
controller I was always
conf uhoh B’s going to die soon why are
there three
creepers I need
assistance I need to
this is for another server um I just saw
your
skin uh I have no normal skins left all
of them were made specifically for
servers oh here we go this
one there we go yeah anyways how many
mine I still have left I have two I have
2K left I’m broke 2,000 what 2,300 M
Points I’m broke
already I have that even worth huh I
spend my I spend my m points on certain
cool how much how much is that uh
like
uh 15
bucks no yeah 15 bucks something like
that yeah what the [ __ ] is happening out
there anyways hey
to I See the
Light
lapis do I just press the button oh yeah
to choose which
country ask Todd he’s the oh god oh no
oh no I I nearly died I got to lock in I
I got to actually we got to lock in bro
has to lock
in have to lock in I got a lock Dy like
this can’t go out like this oh you sure
can made for better
things why is this so much
coal okay maybe I should make
armor okay well I’m I’m going to just
yeah no I’m not doing this skin
uh sure why not I can change it
later oh yeah I’m ready full iron
already oh well 5 seconds into the game
and I’ve already found the block
update my God I think I have enough food
yeah I got
food O Yay crashing other people’s game
or your own
game okay that’d be super
cool I IR look at I’m so cool that’s
what you sound like full iron oh he hear
oh yeah he’s in the VC he can hear
me yep it’s crazy IR pretty easy
toine what a he is oh yeah I’m going
make a video too I’m streaming I’m going
to say the game all day just so he can’t
put me in better be worth
it all right I need an iron
pickaxe
[ __ ] why why did I place what did I
do then an iron
sword and then I can make boots to wait
no well I can I
just I’m going to go DEA and if you guys
need me say something in chat I don’t
really something in chat oh my God he
I’m so
funny holy crap
emeralds all right I need iron
sword oh a bat
how do I make amethyst
grow uh I don’t know I bar touched those
things oh emal I’m not
patient I found emeralds before you how
many uh um
singular how many
one dang it I got one
too how supposed to find
two can’t find too in they they
B I have pants on
sadly B My Stream today is kind of rough
oh
well gold down i’ been
rich
[Music]
what are you doing aill
boy B’s
music bro the music is so
cool I have that turned
off I think I’m why well actually okay I
don’t know let me check I why is it
audio Yeah I have off why why would you
want it off cuz I I prer having it
off nuh that’s a lie they need to remove
everyone who is in
c14 no I mean C418 and then whoever made
Pig step said that pig step’s good oh
yeah Pig step is so good people saying
Pig was was
bad pig step is like no it’s like it’s a
good but like it’s nowhere near
14 yeah like c14 isn’t like the best
song not even close bro like back in the
days my favorite one was
blocks I forget the they always have
these weird ass names but anything
C418 remember yeah I don’t I know like
all the names but I don’t know what they
sound like yeah I I don’t even I don’t
some I don’t even know the
names not all them
a move City I think is one I
like bam die oh he did wait a minute who
is that who is that I saw
you does anyone know if fire spread is
on fire spread you can check I’m pretty
sure oh wait no you can’t wait is this a
real is the server oh no no no no no
fire spread is on
nice oh
boy with gold Farms I found an emerald
Bell
Elbo okay I’ve been I’ve been getting
rich no I’ve been acre cash you
never I always have been I’m just
getting a little more nuh I gave away
all my wealth to prove I could get
wealthy again I did not give it to the
needy
more diamonds let’s go what the [ __ ] is
going on in your server to what the [ __ ]
my f uh first diamond of of the
everything I say of the world let’s
go that was not spitting in [ __ ] I do
not I did not want to hear that I found
diamond spell good for you
nice what’s go got a Parrot you got a
Parrot
nice oh my God so many
zombies I see you come down
here and instantly my par I see you up
there not going Bo gave me redst they’re
kind of
useless ah get exploded okay how do you
live is this easy mode or something uh
let me check it’s
normal
Dam well 5 Seconds Mining and I found
IR oh yeah it’s Africa all the
res AF has a major flow issue like not
like a river flood is they they don’t
have the GH flow more emeralds I got to
climb how many emeralds hold on how many
total I mean I got I got three
now yeah B what why what
happened yeah selling
uh-oh shoot each other
skeletons wa I entirely missread that
anyways I found a [ __ ] ton of coal now
just or not
[Music]
coal I remember on the like original
Emerald Earth I had how much too much
too
much
wait is this
quartz I found quartz nice how did you
find fors I found quartz in the
caves yeah this is one of those World
priest includes
that they’re used to people playing
without um how do you know all this
thing I’ve been on other Earth servers
yeah he’s he’s been on 10 Earth and he’s
and he he became ruler and five of them
so who
knows only half could be me I can’t to
the map oh you
did yes
Owen yes King I’ve been on okay what is
that I’ve been on three melons emeralds
and this one well I guess Emerald has
like two version so far so
we’ve
as long as you’re not [ __ ] like
it’ll be fine that’s like kind of where
uh beans went WR oh yeah forgot beans
was that’s that’s is where it went wrong
like he just kind
of It Started from
the more quarts I’m going to bring them
since it’s bable I don’t know he cheated
wait who are you with a no
one like I’m getting star I’m going to
Owens
we got to take over the world with think
I
know yeah you can find quart it’s pretty
easy to find I haven’t found any quart
like what y level are they deep I’m at I
was like like around 10 to 20 I’m I’m
going to get like Bas I’m just going to
like around 10 to
20 B did you know that Todd has a
LPS that’s an LPS
loose [ __ ] syndrome FU oh God no that’s
a lie oh hey wolf yeah no Tod has loose
has lo oh my God does he even hear this
I no he’s de that’s why I’m here saying
my my stream is hearing SP tell him in
chat tell him in
chat all right I’ll tell him
okay I don’t care if we have
iids
yeah if you’re lactose in just the air
amazing oh was it how is this like
anything like melons there Mel this is
like a different world isn’t it
yes it’s still the same 4,000 size it’s
like a 4000
4000 I guess 8,000 by face, had to let
everyone know oh yeah the shitty season
two that never happened yet season two
happened yeah it [ __ ] happened and it
was like for like a day oh no wonder I
didn’t know about that I don’t think I
joined that I think I was there and it
stuck like all these gay ass factions
like I goodbye okay leave I’ll leave
with the fact who who deleted it who
deleted
my Tod did Todd censor you like he
always sensors I think he did he doesn’t
want the secret getting out joen where
you
at negative 2700 wait 27
15,000 billion yeah that’s where we
are put in chat yeah put put it pull
pull up
the hey you can’t let them know where we
are the Ops get c a bit late for that uh
oh bro I can’t believe you’re not scared
of the opx all right there I changed my
name now we can’t I’m so cool with all
my
wait what was your name Todd has
LPS E I think he does he doesn’t like it
when you say that he doesn’t want you
telling the
truth um
okay has LPS is
typing
oh that’s scary nois it’s scary
ambient I see
you oh I need more
food I don’t know what it stands for
though [ __ ] Sy okay yeah you didn’t
have to stay yet I do all right byebye
no I found
for I don’t want it
though find oh Jesus Christ any how am I
finding like over a stack and a half of
iron before I find a single piece of
coal I can’t find [ __ ] any iron I
only find coal oh
B you can’t find I have like three
stacks of coal what are you talking
about all right I’m already I’m already
Diamond I think different countri have
have like dist different distribution I
don’t know I’m like the same place as
you oh I found your base you guys
already have
animals wait yeah wait H we have animals
I didn’t know wait Owen do you made the
[Music]
fences oh here’s your bed hold on let me
no that’s me and that’s our
bed nuh hey yeah it is why have leg skin
you’re going to break the
bed better not down on it it’s king size
not I don’t know what kind of size you
are I’m going to make a blast P this cuz
I’m this is so lazy to cook on
Cobblestone this PV PVP is on so no no
fighting no fighting loud oh wait
is yeah no fighting allowed wait
why damn so I crafted the sword for cows
then I was half expecting it to get
jumped the first 5 Seconds of being on
the server not going to lie not
yet I’m put I’m I’m put stuff in
here I hear skeleton watch out it will
win do we have a do we have multiple
beds
no oh we can Shar them we can Shar the
Sheep we can make one oh oh yeah we have
okay what other animals do we have cows
wait we got to start we got to start
industrializing everything I have I have
glow berries and I have reg you got give
me
string industrialize
everything more string now you have an
one you took like
three uh oh my pickax broke there we
go I got bed never
finished master said me
[Music]
free get you tell
him no I said someone I didn’t say me
can you do
it no I literally just that I couldn’t I
am unable to why CU I don’t want to oh
my God God this guy did he block
you a
shovel watch our plan to get diamonds in
the first our plan to get full diamond
armor all three of us in the first day
oh I see
Bell oh yeah that’s
B
uhoh no way this going to die
already I can never die I’m just in a
pickle I I’m in a pickle oh yeah he did
he’s the person to die okay I I decided
on my free will on my own free will to
die you yeah like I’m in
Canada
okay oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah since uh B
has coal that’s good for us I have how
much coal need Co we need coal for our
furnaces we be cooking I’ll get a lot of
coal
okay well I need a new
pickaxe how if I leave what the
heck why are there so many random people
here I don’t know [ __ ] anyone here
aside from us who who the [ __ ] is Luke
he Him Luke yeah
whatever oh [ __ ]
huh so that’s how you find friend who’s
Luke endo’s Friend dumbass I that is
okay yeah literally it’s endo’s
friend
never and there so many friends
I see you up there Axel
M sure do
B I’ve been working
hard what about
Java aside from it being cooler than bed
rockward about
it
[Music]
well are you up here yet where are you
I’m mining you said you wanted coal I’m
getting coal oh okay I thought you were
done uh well I need more I am on my um
well I’m going on my fifth stack
now I did not when when the [ __ ] did I
say
that oh good house oh no
not God not that guy okay what did big
house actually do uh he sent he sent me
18 plus stuff and and he told no he told
no he since I friend him he told me that
that he would get his hackers to hacked
me and nothing
happened how old is big house I don’t
know
oh yeah that’s okay that’s not cool not
do
that what’s talking
about he does
not yeah is big house like is Big House
a pedophile or is just I don’t know I
bar I barely knew that guy well both
make sense
get over here oh my God all right I need
some more coal I think we have enough
coal oh my no wait potatoes
too this is
awesome R dust four hearts of of my
damage what the
heck why are the or veins in here damage
chars time to mine straight
[Music]
up give need a bigger fence not going to
lie a what kind of fence no
it’s I don’t like that kind
of why you breaking me oh I see never
mind never mind
where did you guys get iron uh in the
caves yes I need to set my spawn
point M the cows oh boy guys guess what
free free free it’s free
man oh not what I
wanted we got to cook
yo oh yeah you must
cook
can start fing pumpkins too oh my we’re
going to have we going to we are going
to we have a we have oh oops um uh did
someone make the
carpet oh it [ __ ] hurt oh my
God cing gas too hard
hurts you had 57 quartz what
think can you make
wall I mean like a carpet I mean just so
I can get out and
[Music]
in there we
go I already have over four stacks of
iron yet I have like less than a stack
of cobblestone what the [ __ ] are these
or veins
I who the [ __ ] is
breaking everything was remodeling
remodeling all right what should we do
what should we go for I think we should
start a swi mine we got to get diamonds
oh got get four diamond armor in the
first day and the second day we got to
go to the Ender
Dragon n we got to get we got expand the
base too oh wait is this New Foundland
Owen or no this is New Finland I think I
swear this is new this is Canada bro how
far are we New Finland is a province in
Canada and I [ __ ] know I can tell
look at this we staying here where
already have the animals and stuff in
it’s pretty good area thatat area
too I I say we should stay
here Only We Know
geography it doesn’t matter if you know
geography you can’t help and that’s just
cuz you live in Canada how do you know
if that way is okay he just knows though
don’t worry magic
whatever we in quec okay first of all
first of all like New Finland is All the
Way East and and Ontario is like middle
oh I said we stay here so if
anything let’s not move hey what do you
mean [ __ ] New Finland borders Quebec
and then Quebec borders Ontario and then
Ontario um I guess Winnipeg is left of
Ontario I don’t know what the province
is hey if New Finland is over there so
we are in Quebec or Ontario
so New Finland in Ontario or over there
no New Finland in came
back I’m so cool I know my
geography he we got to get
weed there we
go
um it’s
every
we have to like collect as many of any
resource and sell them in bul so we
become rich and then we canl people cell
that’s cell if we like if we are the
only people with let’s say potato we can
sell them and then we can scam people
because they’re not going to want if we
like have globers we can sell everything
okay
buddy oh sugar cane uh it’s in the chest
well I want I going to go find more cave
since I need I’ll I’ll kill these
animals we already have
them yeah we got a we should sort of
strip
mine I’m going find just
caves Pluto’s here
yes yeah I have enough wool for a bed
well I’m going to have more
wo so hold I’m see if I can find yes
King
whoa don’t tell the off location
no
a they’re going to come for us
now uh Owen Owen Owen
Owen uh
Owen who leges has
high wait a minute wait a
minute wait a minute wait a minute wait
a minute okay that’s you thought we had
Ops retro spawn in the middle of the
ocean you [ __ ]
Todd [ __ ] that’s what I’m going to
call you oh hey B I found you
already yeah I found you first oh my God
I
did this is a good place we have
everything there Lake say
hi we got to find melons so
that’s what I’m saying Jesus yeah no
fighting allowed we got to well I like
the like it’s not a I’m just streaming
so I’m fine I don’t need I’m
[Music]
fine no to the
fighting
I’m so glad that I’m the person who
isn’t lagging and someone else for once
is they join now Pig I found a pig a why
do you sound so different huh I know I
sound the
same who is speaking firewolf fire
firewolf say you come here I they better
remembers
firewolf yeah firewolf has been dead for
like two years so I agree agree fire has
been dead for so long R is firewolf what
are you talking about bro what does r me
sound like you sound like a little kid
last time I heard of him like two years
ago wait two Pigs Three Pigs no this is
crazy that’s what I’m saying yeah fire
has lived again for who know for how
long I’ve been
here yeah yeah I kind of just like
forgot about you guys there no fense
yeah yeah we
know no all [ __ ] love me that’s what
I love say that explains why melon loves
me so much
okay fire
join come on stop stop watching
Max what’s what’s 30
Todd
bro IMAX to Max
amazing all we need no C we got to dig
down find something we can we can get
tra we can get llamas for a Wandering
Trader there fish here what we need and
chickens we can
find okay so I’m going to go ahead and
join and I’m going leave because I
literally just abandoned my
to you should
n I’m going to leave VC for a bit I’ll
see you guys sometime my God this
sick
okay bro stop
meing oh up to you tell your friends
that you’re busy
simple I told them that okay whatever
why you tell
them I’m going to go I’m going to go I’m
go back the ret there an end tell them
go eat where did the end go no I’m just
going to scream build a fence we need a
fence
immediately going to join the VC start
screaming oh boy and I leave you got to
build a
fence yeah that was a think that part
didn’t get cuz I was the only one who
built the fences no one else did no one
have no one had that we are keeping Axel
out of the United States that’s the
whole goal nuh didn’t he like you’re not
allowed yeah I will I was in prison for
like a
month from
you you said that
you no you go to you may go to prison
drug go Tois you decided me and you were
having fun you said let’s blow up
are you sure it’s fine you blow up
[ __ ] Berlin she said oh yeah it’s
perfectly fine I used to live there and
then we get in trouble for blowing up
[ __ ] Berlin cuz you blew love who’s
the one who blew love I don’t like the
color this one I’m sorry b b you’re the
one who placed the
TNT you said I could blow it up I I
never I never said you can or couldn’t
you literally did you said I could you
gave me the go ahead what you talking
about at least you at least you went to
De too then we went to prison for a
month a [ __ ] month like no that’s
true that’s that’s what
happened he I had you said that it would
be fine if we blew it up I did not say
anything I said you think I just blew it
up for no reason no I said to you I
don’t know B I think I don’t think you
shouldn’t blow it up and you ah whatever
let’s blow it up I’m like you never know
NOP you’re
lying go
ahead I have not seen AEL since is it
like a shy Ina thing like I don’t want
be my Ina that’s
weird I’ve seen your Tik Tok I didn’t
really like it bro I’m done with I’m not
I’m not going to do anything for
that SD stalker why is your name SD
stalker what it’s Sergeant what the [ __ ]
do you
think oh my God yeah you mean Sergeant
you
dumb oh my God Stalker you WHYY a
stalker came to that world I think
fire we need
more why you stalker okay where yeah I
cooked Lots wait who the [ __ ] cook my
iron
what
real yeah I need some clothes yeah bro
before firewall was just was so calm now
now
she she oopsies I made the wrong clothes
she changed too much here you go
King what the heck though I meant to
make boots I don’t know how I
didn’t I need to
stick I there’s like no C I think I got
take
Downy glocky we killed the Ops with
Glock my
peace wait what who died except for a
short time oh gosh are the are the um
are the coordinates still the same I’m
not sure like this this Earth is like
updated what what do llamas give when I
kill them uh I think they give you
leather okay no one car I guess I can
get leads from these guys they’ll drop
leads
chicken I need seeds I need a seed not
yours how hard far above 10 13
now yeah
okay yeah a you remember what you said
about that earlier the number 13
remember what you said about that huh
what are you doing wait what a you said
some okay I’m not even gonna I
remember I’m gonna pull up
it three years ago fire was only you
only 10 years old you there yes indeed
ding ding ding now 10 or n years old D
yeah your voice changed a little
bit I can’t tell a difference H I can
kind of has my voice even changed I
don’t think so I I think your Chang it’s
gone deeper but like my voice my voice
dropped when I was like you’re more
screamer B and I I’ve just always always
had a highit voice in a [ __ ] up
language we need another
fence the only the only persons to voice
The only voice that changed that I know
is melon his voice really changed I
guess I wish had um
Discord oh yeah cuz um
B what you’re the one who made Mel
Discord I didn’t make melon
no actually no you were the one who made
no no you may men get
banned I didn’t I did not make I did not
nope yeah no I think it was when like
reposted a
post you’re so L okay I would never get
melon banned I could I couldn’t I would
who knows obviously not on purpose but
who knows I’ve been I’ve been banned
three times on Discord and that’s never
start I never got ban
Roblox I think melon melon has B been
banned twice I I don’t know why you got
banned no I mean once I
think I [ __ ] hate my original account
with all the sauce on it got banned oh
yeah you did got B remember a you can
see the DMs I sent you you can find all
the oh you B
no okay whatever man whatever I remember
when you were gone for 6
months oh I think I just got in trouble
and I couldn’t do no you got caught with
drugs gone for like I would never God
know never I would never how you say
that that’s what you said no no think I
did I would never do that and then when
you came back you told us that you got
caught selling drugs yes exactly got
your phone taken away I swear I remember
that my remembers my friend didn’t
snitched on me your friend snitched on
you yeah
well oh well B that’s gang Real’s real
for that oh I think I found my old play
this border looks familiar wait where
where are you guys you guys better I
think I’m at the place I’m I’m at my old
base this terrain looks way very
similar they have a
border you don’t like those do you not
as much but I can
I can still them so it’s fine yeah I
don’t think you’re athletic enough to
get over it yeah I
can but you got to overstay your npv so
that’s how you get why is it always day
what the
heck yeah you’re not the cool guy to go
through fence and and uh swim in you
just you just get an ENT visa and stay
yeah you’re not to cool you’re not cool
you couldn’t do it in a gangster way
[Music]
nuh-uh
B are you guys on like we have melons
huh we’re going to have to make a big
ass Farm oh boy yes I’m going to make
mine we need let’s I’m going to get
some huh what did you say I I don’t know
what I said oh my God this guy is
so I don’t I’ve said many things I don’t
know which one I’m supposed to recall oh
my God this St
I’ve been spitting this whole time I
can’t tell my f I’m me so lazy right
them right now holy
crap I’ve been
working Master hasn’t had me working
I’ve been working on my own
accord so what um do you guys own a
country
currently yes I mean we don’t I I guess
so my master did not ban me from
Snapchat he is not my
master I’m back scum
G far do you have
Snapchat hm do you have
Snapchat no a no scum gang access for
you yep rest in
peace okay she could have
she aside from me no one here is in
slime crew that slime crew is a cool one
yeah you you wish you guys were in slime
crew slime crew me melon Andy made slime
crew
before my God and then I guess Mel
invited some Grace guy into it that’s is
in real life
friend when were you in slime cre same
here you don’t even have Snapchat I I do
what do you mean not you I’m talking
about think he said he was in slime crew
bro got confused slime crew on
Snapchat things fire
stone My Number One op the one loves to
glaze literally yes he loves myaz melon
glazed Firestone so hard that he kicked
me out from some game
oh bro still H that I I can’t believe he
I can’t let that go over
okay okay we’re done now we’re done now
okay you’re
done you’re done Tod the potato wakey W
friend wait hold up I’m going to go say
that I got to go hold on
W no I’m Waking to
Loser
no how do you make
the how did you type that so fast what
the [ __ ] cuz always a good typer same
with me that was like 400 words a minute
it was like 400 words a minute I’m sorry
I can do basic math and you can’t I’m
sorry you failed
Elementary
um no just the players rest in
peace set it higher little
down wait I hear moms there might be a
cave here
somewhere probably the I found I’m going
to start a strip mine strip mine
cool trying to find a cave okay you
can’t say that not allowed all right
mustard hello Peter welcome to
fortnite oh my God in I’m in fortnite I
have this skin Oh says I’m so happy
about
that my pickaxe broke good
okay me and to the vision we we we
started that we started the train of
that well well well well well
well all right I’m going to make some
ladders whoa I don’t want God damn it oh
God in what world would this game want
me to make a billion buttons why why
would I need that did you make B
buttons it was an accident accidents
happened where’s where’s this spider I
hear
it
I have 84 sticks so I can’t I’ll get
some
more who joined VC who’s this nerd with
the
purple that’s a retro Tod little BL
where firewolf go I’m so I’m
muted hey fire stone where did firewolf
go
uh
oh uh
oh watch your
stream
huh
about I can’t find the cave
whatever sing aloud wait turn your
[ __ ] stream off why
no shut up Todd first all we have full
iron you’re not going to do [ __ ] mainly
go
stream so we have spawn points he can no
he’s going to sh big
guys I I really don’t think he can kill
us wait hold on maybe you should stop
streaming yeah I think it’s you think
well I there’s not a chance a little
loud maybe Todd and probably me I am
[ __ ] Rock right
now I’m
swearing uh where the [ __ ] did all the
iron
go no racist
all but I want to
be B you would been a clown car
yeah I got a I got a Cool Whip is what
you’re trying to say
right shut
up you’re not gangster I
am I’m not getting no Lady
T I can walk in your
car no made it where the [ __ ] did Wolf
go he also left not wolf I mean
firewolf she
left
guys you’re still in the world all over
my screen okay not cool you’re not
supposed to stay there don’t die don’t
die yes King I will stay
alive uh do you pee PE hey
Tod uh oh
lag so
[ __ ] what
the oh what the flip man he exploded all
over no nicotin in what the why is there
a pile of crafting tables
here you don’t like crafting
tables
actually
um everyone is streaming I don’t
care all right time to lock
it love you
Todd Tod could never die he’s gangster
oh
God
uhoh
get a little freaky out here
gang I’m at Deep now but I don’t want to
be I’m making a strip
mine I’m going to Bell I’m making a
strip mine okay I’m getting rich for so
I mean keep yapping I don’t care I do
not care keep yapping keep your shanigan
suck
your wi more say the gangster word rro I
mean the gamer word
it’s let’s get retro why is D sleep at
y7
what this this weird ass World
Generation I don’t know
man
no way he I can’t believe he said that
that’s my God that’s CRA he [ __ ] oh I’m
telling what this what the [ __ ]
man who’s that I have good eye as you
don’t but I could
see he did BR he said that man ban him
what the
[ __ ]
why okay Bedrock is at zero what what
the [ __ ] man it’s not yes it is B
literally I was at I was just at Deep
slate that doesn’t mean it it just DL
starts at y 17 bro that’s at zero oh my
God Todd I can’t believe you for real oh
it’s all over my
screen well now I have a lot of monkey
monkey
land why is why is there b rock on zero
what the
hell
yeah Mr feet
double Todd he doed you can you believe
that he wait did
he yeah he said he said where Todd lives
he literally said where Todd lives
guys
boy I found a pink sheep guys let’s go H
get over here I mean Owen I need to
leave Brooks Brooks
oh I found an I got disconnected oh my
God that a suck skibby balls I’m going
to Sigma you who do
no
he that’s I I have
30 30 only 30 I have is 60 M
streak 30X multiplier of my muing streak
oh
yeah I found pink she get the
lead how the [ __ ] you found a [ __ ]
Kink sheep what
yes
oh get over here
it’s near the
base the
base yeah being the lead to Axel Owen
Owen Owen
Owen like a broy
Wy you are first
Owen
him I’m the real one he’s the fake one
you’re the fake one no I’m not I’m the
real
one both of them
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no oh my God so annoying your name is
Owen
just thank vibr Owen the master get over
here I’m your yeah call me your master
own
BL yeah call me your master think B go
over
here
all right time to do some
mining stop
lagging ah who’s complaining now well
topc are thr right now yeah t has a
dooky
PC he’s mad dookie Owen oh my God think
oh my God this is so
annoying
Owen Owen
get there you are get the lead shut up
you’re going to get deported
again shut up TD I’m only on your stream
that way canar I found like a pink sheep
once in my entire time of playing
Minecraft like in my entire time I found
like five at
least bro that’s it I don’t know
they’re [ __ ] are not
that not they are rare as [ __ ] like they
are rare every world I come across I
just find a random pink
sheep where I put where did I put it oh
over there
m they’re literally they’re close to
like I think they’re one in seven or one
in 600 to find a pink sheep it’s not
that close it it lit it literally is
look it up
0.64%
0.64% nice 0.1
164% about
PC what the what the fudge Man O dang
what is what is that that’s
like that’s like
40 that’s
[Music]
like yeah that’s about that’s like one
in
609 one in
16 I’m so I’m so good at math AR
PR what the yes King I’m proud yes
King where’s reto at is he coming is he
arriving he he’s already
off R don’t know yet I’m going to get
some milk I’m going to milk I’m going to
do I’m going to do some jelking
I’m an
OP oh think think I think something’s
happening I’m arriving oh my
God this guy though Exel Exel Exel
that’s milk that’s milk drink it drink
it drink the milk no I’m not drinking
this do it drink the milk drink it B
don’t make me tell Mom drink the milk I
promise it’s milk B I am not drinking
the milk
retro died oh wait no that’s text wait
no retro
died I think you got
flash bro got SL
killed B I’m not drinking the milk you
can drink it okay I I’ll take it I’m
going to I’ll take
it
okay
buddy yum this is so yummy this is so
yummy have some important business to
talk about so yummy Cal yum it’s so
yummy calm down
though well you don’t like yummy milk I
haven’t played Minecraft like actual
legit in so long oh
yeah play plays whenever he’s on the
building
world what are you doing I see you I
see get
away oh sh mine let’s go smart you’re
smarty hold on I’m get more food
actually time to strip mine I’m you can
make a church good Hur that’s are so
cool is anyone here from the UK If so
you suck CU you have more MOS there is
is he here just say that for no reason
so why the [ __ ] would I care I don’t
know okay you’re all
down butterfly clicking is Gangster if
you J click you’re a homo how fast can I
I take that back how fast can i
j okay buddy Char being God I’m I’m
telling I’m
telling I can J click at like 10 only
[Music]
10 how I get more I mean 10 consistently
I can get up to like 14 or 15 only oh my
God this guy is shut the [ __ ] up you are
not I butf yes I I butterfly click 22 I
know so retro died again
imagine I double I I double click on
butterfly
though so that’s the only reason I get
22 otherwise like non butterflying I
think 13
blood is
sweating BL
who what the sigma oh
R just like
Hydro good join
oh R just go the
sh hey
B oh okay is that Hydro is that Hydro
bro
[ __ ] I
hang what it’s not it’s not Hydra
Bell here I don’t know I don’t know
him I don’t know anyone who anyone who
talks in a slow way I think is hyro
because he’s a filthy
drunk
I I think someone got in trouble of
saying the game word and had
Ty the brother is out of the
question why is there so much
sand P how’s some more base operation
going uh we haven’t found any
diamonds make a CHS with
fire what how’s the orange Bas operation
going
that’s
$349 nuh start praying
what start praying I found I found
quartz oh my
God come
down
I thought I hear a zombie cave has to be
nearby okay why there’s like no such
there’s no de Redstone so this is like
this is made before
17
yeah no I’m sorry te
okay no hey I’m he’s God why can’t I
call God
me actually that’s called
treason what I don’t know I don’t listen
to nerds okay I don’t listen to f i I
don’t think are there even [ __ ]
diamonds like yeah I I found
one what level yo guys you’ll never
believe like nearly deep
slate they’re found in deep slate well
mine mine was in deep slave why the [ __ ]
am I moving mining right above deep
slate then I don’t know why are you
mining above deep slate then I’m trying
to find a cave I hear a zombie there’s
cave
nearby what were you you are mining for
CH oh a streaming
and Todd yeah Todd streaming too what
the heck never
SE I guess um what level should I mine
at what level think what level say I
found the cave yes okay like standing on
12 or where it says
12
I
so this is like regular okay regular
generation it spawns more at 11 come
chip
challenge what
the I think Todd would win at
that we can if we get enough we could
just like make a church out of
quartz he’s so skimy oh my God new
episode coming tomorrow
oh my God no
way new you know what
else oh
shoot’s a new episode coming tomorrow we
should we should see it together
what found a cave let’s see if there’s
anything
here where
cheap I’m at y 12 but I’m finding Stone
what what there is I’m I’m mining at y
12 but there’s Stone what go beneath
this
down no way you me the
entire in M down it’s a small
country uh you want to see Master if you
either want to come to me or go to
Russia right my in the car
again um butter I don’t know I I don’t
think I’m going to say I’m going to say
that butter I’m not saying
that there’s that
chest you got
it
what
what you know who came up with for the
for the Lo nuh butter I’m not saying
that nuh I actually did come up that’s
that’s
prohibited I haven’t found diamonds
yet I found emeralds let’s
go Axel are you caving and Mining I’m
caving I
guess I found a my cave yo found some
dogs what’s up
dog you want to see you want to see some
dogs DM me I’ll show you my 10 you ain’t
got no 10 I literally you think I have
more or less than 10 more way more I do
not have more than 10 you mut you are
mutated species man
nope we imag not having
diamonds I have a
lot do you have diamonds B no neite
scrap I don’t know I’m just rich in real
life maybe ne’s overrated be honest no
whatever I’m not saying it
shush we need a new
pickaxe you want to know what makes me
hard um you you want to know what really
grinds my w you want to know what really
grinds my GE
oh my
God I can [ __ ] triple click what
that’s it bro this cave
sucks why can’t I make my voice
H I will I will be B Clash
Royale
imag imagine that being ultimate
champion no no those aren’t even M cows
wait what that there was those are
things all of these are
things
gosh I love
gosh what is Todd
doing Todd nutting always why are your
eyes how are your eyes blue you’re
black yeah I know see we’re building a
sh for you a cave oh my God huge
cave how big well right now I’m mining
it lapis
nice that doesn’t you are my
sun my own shine shine go kill yourself
now
no these B slate blood I said pretty
pleased I got
a what
he you know he only I
got rage quit man
can going to beat this
Jeep
oh no
whoops bang bang
bang okay gold
nice diamonds seem to be rare for real
wait think do you know where deep do you
know where netherite spawns I think the
rest is just random just very
random yeah R
uhoh oh no I I should hope nothing
happens to
me oh my God one something bad to
happen dude this is so cool guys what
what is Firestone
doing whoa come here I’m getting I’m
doing something’s
happening
you I got to dust size why face cam on
oh no he
doesn’t I’m
back
hello hey
firewolf we got to make a enchanting
table is
oh we could actually know NE band never
mind M for
real
okay oh my God I’m going
die bro the diamond sword they bro
almost Sho shot
me I’m fine though I’m fine
got you got to say you’re you’re going
to die no I’m fine I’m fine I killed it
bro almost two shot at me more emeralds
bro Emerald are more of to find than
diamonds diamonds let’s
go yes King what level what level are
they I’m at 10 they’re like literally at
D SL they’re at D slate I was I was
10 hey hey think you want I got three
now okay so we need two
more something Co we need two more for
en enchanting table we
don’t yeah this is so awesome this is
awesome sauce isn’t
it yes
sir so much sauce bear my children cows
okay okay oh oops I said that a little
wrong uh yeah I think you
did this is the Aver average day average
chat average B moment hey that’s not a
me moment I didn’t say
that you never sa little
buddy I’m [ __ ]
[Laughter]
starving
no nuh n
never depressed
kid his axle
emo yes guys that was yes that was yes
no I don’t think Mexicans can Beemo I’m
sorry I hate to disappoint you you’re
just not allowed
to why why would be that’s that’s gross
what
the excuse me me
email
all right time to go mining you’re just
starting just try to
find like try to find diamonds so we can
make a enchanting
table we need yeah we really need an
enchanting table you guys together a
country
Newland Canada you should go poop
yourself baby zombie jump scared me holy
crap
go poop yourself now oh he did I I
actually do want to
poop ever loving hell is are you go you
to do it yourself or
like [ __ ] why is there so much watch
your language kill yourself
now whoa calm
down not that serious bro not that
serious it is that serious it is that’s
what I’m saying
Stone it really
is
actually 12 oh my God what a nerd wait
12 Eastern is like 11 you’re 12 years
old B I’m
note Stay With
Me don’t get excited there that’s is
going to skip
school he doesn’t have school tomorrow
oh no wonder I do why is it called 12:
a.m. instead of 1200 p.m. that’s what I
don’t like cuz
it’s I don’t care I know exactly why it
is I just don’t like it what would you
say 4 p.m. even though it’s
daytime I’m why is it 12:00 p.m. instead
of 12 why it should be 12 okay the new
day should start at 1 that’s it should
we got to push it back the new day
starts at 1:00 1 a.m. and then I don’t
think how that works I don’t care I want
it to work that
way change the Earth’s
orbit midnight has no okay whatever I
don’t
the okay
oopu who named who named Earth answer
that question now who named Earth just
named
it bro Earth is such a dumb name I’m not
gonna lie Earth who
the there
like okay every other planet and
everything is named after a God but who
the [ __ ] is the who’s Earth named
after
um name for I think it was Avent
um
dir I think I think it was my
18-year-old son dated a 13year old girl
der I hear more
zombies why is there always
sand hold on guys I’m gonna Edge
Todd hey that’s my job or
really you can’t do that I’m doing that
already there [ __ ] quartz veins
there’s veins of quartz what
oh my God there’s a lot of quartz here
okay we to get Quartz we we can get
enough Bartz for sharks made out of
quartz that’s what we should do oh yeah
Barts in um what’s that one thing you
find in
GEOS amethyst I don’t know no the other
thing the white thing I don’t know
man the thing it’s not diorite see the
white thing that’s in white concrete
when was the last [ __ ] time you start
concrete
a
what what is cide I forgot what the
thing was it’s inside a geod it’s not
you never once will find concete you
sound like such a ner right now I do not
I not know what that thing
is B go find diamonds now I I’ve been
I’ve been searching better search I
found found a lot of forest I’m in the
snowlands guys I think I’m near
Peru Peru Peru is some snow per is
snowy yeah Peru is I yeah they I don’t
know I don’t know my geography I’m
pretty sure they have mountains I don’t
think this is
Peru yeah yeah if there’s a lot of snow
you’re probably not
per well I guess I’m ring here
okay I may have I may have killed some
black fellas
fellas
y I got to get wood I I got lots of wood
but like it’s just not out right now so
I’m gon to go shoing
trees big
house huh big house six what about him
he Lally just invited me to his m world
oh God why why is he your friend
still I don’t know I don’t even think
he’s my big I I bled him he sent me some
weird stuff just like
b i I don’t know it’s like is he
actually weird or is he just like
[ __ ] he’s like youber worse and
older so like he’s
cool no M mine is the cool part not
likely
if he isn’t cool he’s not like me it’s
just that simple I don’t know like he’s
weird he’s kind of
both can’t
leave oh
definitely wow
T what the f what are you talking
about T and cod like
what B we need a bigger fence we should
oh my God he we okay at some point we’re
gonna get for so we can make this all
out of Courts and that’s going to be
gangster we’re gonna be so
cool Todd since we’re building you a
church can you like give us some good
[ __ ]
Todd Todd be on
Miss are these
mines I hear our a
cave where is
it the [ __ ] do you hear a cave are you
have like I hear mobs there a cave
nearby just hated when I hear a cave
guys I’m at the world
Edge Edge Edge Edge I’m edging so hard
right now my edging streak is so oh it’s
so close to becoming an
end okay buddy no my eding
streak I’ve never lost melon lost the 75
day snap AKA edging streak that we had
and I’m disappointed in him we have to
restart yeah I know we had a 75 day
edging streak and then he Lo okay maybe
it was me but um it was his
fault I didn’t stop forgot to respond to
him I was driving I was driving and I
like I have had a little I may have had
a little too many to drink while I was
driving and I forgot to text him I was
texting on my phone at
though I’m gonna do a look at that Isn’t
that
cool what
hey that’s what you smell like not what
I smell like bro lost his mu streak
I don’t know about that I don’t know
about I agree he lost I don’t know
definitely
hasn’t he has where’s
time what are you looking for in the
cave no I’m trying to find the cave I
hear the mob they’re so
close he’s stealing the black
guy where’ he go they’re like right here
what the heck oh my God he’s suring me
I’m arriving br oh found above me the
end he stole from
us oh
shoot bro
I’m right
now oh I think I found
amst
oh this thing is
huge emeralds I found I found big cave
hope there’s Diamond
a oh
shoot I found a big cave and I’m going
to mine in it
found
the in
the heard the cave yeah I found the cave
he heard it oh he we [ __ ] heard it he
found it
oh yeah I found the cave I found the
cave
whoopsies heard the
cave hey chunks can we
please oh dang I’m
getting have you guys ever got the
Shivers when you’re know doing your
business yeah uh I hate it it gets
everywhere you’re not supposed to be
doing it actually makes me lose my eding
makes oh
shoot you
go me like the place holy
crap what there’s so many
mobs no k
no oh oh we got to
go
bro no de melon
I’m an independent woman all right sure
let’s see we’s see how independent you
really are wait we got to go
already oh another there’s a lush cave
oh no way found a l cave get all the
glowberries all right hold on I got to
explore the other area this cave kind of
huge I guess so I okay I’m going to
remember these coordinates
Jesus
Christ more boards we’re gonna make a
super super I’m going to the Japan
boys back to my home
country Ro is not originate from the AES
yes I do I’m stealing it for
Wolf you’re a [ __ ] you’re a
[ __ ] but you don’t come from Asia
that’s that
is
yeahuh that is not gangster
Bell I’m so itate I’m so I’m so literate
I can come up these I would like to see
that these these gangster insults I’m so
I’m so cool and smart
gangster you know who I am also the jel
Chester so like you can’t talk down on
me hold on I’m going to say something
I’m going to see if Todd comes you can’t
tell me
nothing what is it little
ninja cave in a in a amethyst
thing this look like an egg this is
weird
egg when did I say you can’t tell me
nothing you can’t tell me nothing little
no X yeah I may have a little I may have
a yeah energy baby’s the best one I
say I found a I found coming to my
resue I found Axel you got to this is a
[ __ ] huge cave you found me where are
you no I found a huge cave that’s the
world Edge got it Edge Ed I almost d
right off that bro almost
died almost
we I I actually just edged not even
lying super cool man thanks man why do
you want the
entire that’s it I’m claiming the
entirety of the world what are you going
to
do bro it’s not him why do you want to
spawn in Africa I want to spawn in a
gangster country Africa kind of sucks
they have no
B kind of gangster not going to get it’s
not it sucks it’s
small you know what isn’t small not your
weenie yes my weenie about say that’s
like the that’s like the first thing
anyone thinks when I say that cigar it’s
definitely his
Meo Now find diamonds better find
diamonds in
those so much gold someone y to add me
also hi can I be your py hey
Galactic who invit there’s be a fist
gtic who invited you oh my God it was
Hydro it was Hydro don’t tell Hydro I
said this it was Hydro PE you no one
cares about Hydra here got for real I
hate that kid H everybody here hates
Hydra don’t
worry bro I love Hydro he’s cutie no he
ised that the devil’s in This Server can
I team Diamond yes Belle nice yes King I
found three how many do you
have I have pickaxe give make
table wait wait Axel how many diamonds
do you have zero I I made a pick pickax
already wait you here um it was um maybe
it was what do you want to know my Owen
how do you know
galactic oh yeah I forgot he was an
emerald Emerald
how I forgot you were an emerald Earth I
remembered I remember why do you grind
fortnite and only fortnite I don’t grind
fortnite anymore I st playing it it died
it fornite died it died like five years
ago what no I was playing a lot I found
a gold
block wait what country are you wait
what what country has gold blocks I all
of
them all I found gold BL I’m by way I’m
pretty sure at least in the emerald
earth like if you went to South Korea
many gold in here holy crap what is time
cooking up certain countries have more
than others certain countries is good
certain count on good like everything in
Africa oh G join hold on let me invite
you let see if I can invite you than for
you guys wait I I don’t have you friend
it in Minecraft only on fortnite is it
is the same as your Discord uh no gamer
xx2 no I changed mes AEL gamer
x what is Todd cooking yes SP look what
is Todd doing in New Finland what
what is doing I sent you a friend
request
Axel is making mine’s the same with my
Discord can I can I declare war on
everyone is that allowed I’m [ __ ]
blocking uh to get destroyed
sure can I googa I’m a [ __ ] Nazi
[ __ ] no I’m streaming shush shut
up you can that yeah that’s like no you
can’t beat both of them one of them is
good
though got your name is just Galactic
hold on yeah uh you play on playstation
right yep
okay just break out through the back not
that hard you’re taking in the back
youel you take it in the
back yeah I take it from the back what
the I took it
more diamonds let’s go
Bel yes King B’s carry B when you’re
done mind try to get like books and
leather I we have cows and we have
sugarcan we we’re cooking oh yeah we’re
fine this is a lot oh my God that’s a
lot of
diamonds let’s go I have eight nine
diamonds Jo Where where are you going to
go oh yeah that’s the spawn mostly oh
yeah you got to
ask huh tell him you invited
me
Oh onario Canada is the birth place is
Jesus
real well well
well typic
difficult what the [ __ ]
obsidian
is this the emerald Earth Map oh please
don’t tell me this is Emerald Earth Map
no it’s
different
okay I’m glad that you tell where you
want to go in chat and let’s see if he
change change I have to pick something
well what you want to
go well that’s
crazy I’m pick anything I’m going be a
[ __ ]
Indian okay like go Native American or
Indian Indian
which
one there is so much iron I’m g go
CH I don’t know why we need to uh we
need to collect um uh we need to get
diorite and we also need to get calite
so we can make a bigger chch that is
white because that’s the only good color
wait why they have to
leave
oh he at America never mind you said you
wanted to be
it done
no oh we I got to get we need to get um
um
obsidian and my pickaxe broke okay rest
in peace I did being a [ __ ] crafting
table oh [ __ ] am I
lost uh Cave
noises hey wait a minute T T’s
camping oh boy you
camping there’s so many
people
oh [ __ ] why I lost I don’t think you
can you could never get
lost who’s
lost I maybe I’m possibly Lost
Boy let’s
see that’s nice okay Axel Axel can you
you know that you know the mining strip
that I made no I’m still caving my
area oh my God oh my go
gosh the place is
huge why the [ __ ] does he get a command
block he can’t use it who gives a [ __ ]
it’s a command block what for real can’t
even place it down doesn’t matter it’s a
command block it’s
cool
oh shoot I can’t find where where did I
even
go I think oh I think it’s up here I’m
too rich to sell
this
land I found
land you found yes King yes King he
helped me I’m I’m I’m I found oh God I
don’t know wait where did that
go I can’t find where I
was no way I got
lost no pants that’s so cool that’s he
just like I see have pants on
sadly why this where did he come from oh
it has to be over here wait you see
Jesus what why is he
Jesus oh yeah right here found it
good Jesus all right time to explore the
Lush
cave why should I go down here first I’m
I’m cooking
guys just probably
something oh I see I think I found
diamonds I found
diamonds nice I think everyone I think I
can afford everyone here except Jesus a
diamond
pickaxe don’t make a pickaxe do that
Todd don’t do that Todd
Todd look at my drip look at my
drip dri out dri down my
neck drip the [ __ ]
out we got a we got to save
two can I have 64 diamonds I watch it
out of nowhere what the
heck
yep uh hold on uh what’s the recipe
what’s the recipe for an ender chest uh
you need have I have Ender and obsidian
uh you need a [ __ ] Eye of Ender so
like you can’t make that
sucks I see you down there suck but oh
well that’s how it is whoopsy do here
comes the goo whoopsy do I’m
already end
okay get out of
here I age
um there’s not there’s like nothing here
a how many diamonds did you get one
again uh who doesn’t have a diamond
pickax I guess I I I have one I have one
don’t make one I will get the obsidian
to so we will have three diamonds left
over you have five
I I have eight I’m gonna make one for
myself or did you make
gear NE I’m going do tools are better
than gear all day what does the sign say
King of New Finland what the this thing
has so many
coal uh here Japan no way this is
Japan wait is that you guys I see what I
can hit him what wait B do you see
me I see your game tag well oh I’m like
right
here you can hit him wait who who else
is
there oh that’s
clel look up yeah see you
guys you’re close you’re really close oh
my god oh no I just get up right now oh
I’m going to need to make a hidden chest
somewhere but everyone’s
watching I rise from the dead oh my God
has been
cooking is pretty good I someone being
crucified I want
BS we need more blast furnaces holy
crap it’s not
enough where all that XP come
from
black H I only got you glowberries but
it’s still something
though sleep
guys like down I guess this is now an
where can I find
lava well we need lava yeah cuz like
down there like there’s like no all
poo here comes the
goo I’m going some what you guys what is
here
why
is K just up
there it’s being
crucified oh my God how much [ __ ]
gold do we have I found a
lot no [ __ ] we have like a stack hello
yeah oh hey Todd we bar hear you yeah he
has command block which doesn’t he can’t
he can’t use it none of you can but
it’s yeah which whenever he gets out I’m
going to kill him and take
it oh okay Todd get your sweet cheeks
over here right now hey Todd uh well
nothing no never mind I’m going try I
going try to see if we can find a lava
pool yeah we got I’m going to make a
diamond pickaxe why I have one don’t do
don’t make one oh then give me yours and
I’ll mine
obsidian yeah you you have the diamondss
for the for the CH table I I can why
can’t I have my own Diamond pi yes not
as a
waste no it [ __ ] isn’t we have plenty
of diamonds I’m making my own how many
how many do you have I have seven now
that I made that H I
guess I have plenty of
diamonds whoopsy Doo here comes the goo
okay don’t start taking [ __ ] I will kill
you that looks so oh my golly gosh look
at
that that’s ertic pick that up as you
want I’m going to just get some of the
XP
CP CP the way to go C
CP yes no taking is shitty no taking No
Stealing on your way
Jesus we got to find you our cave so you
can go there and rise from the dead in
three
days that is not what happened Todd all
right I’m I’m going go TR I and P of
lava I need OB story where are we
going you
guys get get get the book ready hold on
think wants us think me and me and Jesus
are following
think yeah me and the following think
what me and
holy B shut up what do you want
fire this is where
I’m this is where you’re going to live
yes booo bear okay I got to figure out
where the hell this even
is you to stay in here for three days
you can come out in three days Ren
zombie oh wait he’s still in visitor I
got back to normal I remember the still
like squa surface okay hold on
waiter
anything cool
man I have I don’t know where you are
far you’re ugly I not doesn’t know where
he is I’m just gonna I’m gonna oh I’m
gonna get so much Che i t like is there
not like a website where you can make
like make this world like live so we can
we can know where people are
PL I don’t know how to do
that so
happy and a diamond
ax we are okay so look at all this drip
look at this dri look at this
drip DP go when I [ __ ] with the gang
Jesus has been crucified as dead body
bro I been crucified
oh on wait so I gotta figure out where
on the world map this
is yeah you you gotta no people come
visiting though we don’t want people
here here remember this place Jesus’s
grave site is a secret we can’t State
wait that’s SC where you are no one
knows you can’t be are you sure
that’s oh wait no never mind no never
mind it is it is I remember I
remember remember okay far so in
Colombia is that where you want to be
known as in
colia you thought you thought you were
in Peru I don’t want to be a Peru Peru
[ __ ] so you want to be Colombia oh lake
is back all right colia why do not go L
is here they just joined
real why does have to leave always
because he’s a loser oh my God he isn’t
on the grind like me he doesn’t grind
like he’s a fraud he’s a fraud
know myar why you to
leave send him send him the cords cuz
I’m not my there at the
moment did you just call th
melon wait
what it’s up to what you guys think I
should
do do what should I just become God and
just like watch over the world or should
I actually like Joo it in doesn’t matter
yeah honestly I’m going to become God
[ __ ] you
all God yeah but now I’m going to be
super God it’s like a
super I can’t find lava pools it’s going
to be so hard to find obsidian all right
go obsidian SPS normally though goave
yeah but I to find them what the flip
just like we don’t even need lava will
just spawn randomly and we can get it
from there well where underground it’s
like oil got to find it there’s
not yes the fu there is on ph there I’m
still G to build in Switzerland so let
me get uh where is where is the U going
to be uh
Switzerland
okay so I guess we’re relatively close
to it no in general you do got like a
good area to go but uh yeah I’m goingon
to I’m probably just going to teleport
everyone there whenever it does actually
happen Todd uh
TP whoa did you just say CP watch your
mouth I did not say that I would never
well well
well do we have
here I’m raising my in the A and I’m
shaking it oh yeah over here was Mexico
I know where Mexico is now yeah I’m
goingon to get you should know exactly
where it is I remember
country you better have some damn
Pride why win oh my God
Sky oh my God don’t wor I’m locked in
right now and I’m mining you I’m not
locked in right now I am so locked in
right
now let me see how locked in you are
then you better L exactly yeah I can’t
find lava think go on the ground I
guess while I take my place all right
well me know what to
do
The Voice well
well leader King God yes wait Todd Todd
are you God yeah I’m basically just God
but will I get in trouble if I call you
a uh no I I respect all way make it that
way oh God I’m not
being yes you are yes you are stop
nuh see I literally just found obsidian
right now obsidian right here oh get
obsidian then need four I just found a
lava pool stop the cat bro who join did
you pray today Le BL
join what if I didn’t pray today did
y’all well then you’re about to get
smited yes learn how to make I’m going
to make a bunch of [ __ ] and I’m just G
to
[ __ ] those weird items with knock
back 100 Todd with his like I’m not
goingon to do knock back 100 that’s no
beating allowed
noing I’m not gonna be like I’m gonna be
more of a don’t be a stinky nerd like
yeah okay I’m gonna
actually I’m
burning you better not die imagine
burning I’m good how about to
say I could never
yes you can I literally
[Music]
cannot what ding ding ding one ticket to
bonerville
[Laughter]
[Music]
please
what that’s what we’re going toight
Todd what the
flip what the flick what the sigma flick
what the [ __ ] you know what I’m gonna do
what the invol involves flick actually
actually involves
flick I’m gonna flick you in the bean
that’s it I’m gonna F that’s what I’m
gonna do to you
no the B on top of the I hope you guys
are
happy one ticket to boner D ding D I
already have one let meow
join I’ve been locked in I’m locked in
right
now I’m delivering I’m just riding on a
open are you Jolly B yes I’m so I’m
Jolly as [ __ ] melon join the Earth melon
I know you’re watching my
stream what about melon he’s he’s
melon’s not
invited oh wow that’s crazy melon wow
wow melon has been reped by the real God
melon has to be say sorry before he’s
invited yeah real
real typical melon moment real H okay
[Music]
nuh yeah it’s cuz he’s too mad to admit
that he’s
zesty and too mad to admit that I’m more
gangster than these two
busy talking glasses are gangster they
make you’re smart melon likes to glaze
it a lot yeah you’re what he glazes you
you should know all about it
Diamond yes bro b took all the iron you
got be kidding me I put it
back you put it in the I put it in the
chest I just wanted the XP yeah that’s
the point I know I though I can get
actually I I have enough I can make
obsidian and then you know what I can
get a level 30 enchant oh my God isn’t
that gangster no can you Beed the cows
make the cowch of things also
no not yet even more
diamonds cows normally I’d want to watch
but come on just read the cows
man not right now someone read the cows
bro like how did you
die oh my God go I am I have 14 [ __ ]
diamonds I’m Rich As [ __ ] how did die
already bro b I literally just started
running and I have 30
diamonds you for you God says you’re
lying you’re getting sped for that am I
lying am I lying hold let me
investigate God do a fact check God do a
fact check fact
check ejaculate them on
me let me see him I I don’t know if I
would to ejaculate them on you that’s a
little ejaculate them on me I need you
to
hold his Divine revention let me see
those
diamonds no I saw him but I need to see
him in my inventory boy I
know you’re scared me
God
that’s Bell’s period BL what the hey
what are you talking about I got some
more if you’re if you tell the
truth if you tell the truth I’ll give
you I know how to make obsidian
wait I’ll give you a little I
have I’ll give you a little little gift
well here you get it either way I’m
pretty sure there aren’t any of these on
the world actually find like those like
one like one by one holes of lava and
put waterp it I already have enough lava
to make watch out whoa you saved me whoa
look at what he uncovered wait to do do
you already have enough
already what I said if I make obsidian
VI I’ll have enough get rid of that guy
kick him kick him right now kick him
right
now let’s get back to the
base I gotta fact check this
can someone beat the count hey Todd hey
Todd say yes whatever I’ll beat the
[ __ ] count watch out
Todd oh well Fire’s a liar a broy he
only has two 20 oh my God
broie that’s what B would
say I got 30 levels and 14 diamonds I’ve
been Rich hey Todd come here what if I
was holding some back from you
my way way that’s not all of
them I don’t know if I want to show you
I won I won’t say it but I will also I
will do oh my God my diam Jesus Christ
bad
idea very bad idea I just did almost
died did you say PP Todd that’s kind of
what up
BL
watch oh never mind it’s just a
pedophile my fault my fault where’s
the they closest to where I’m building
the UN building I don’t know how to
build it but I’m going to try just make
something Todd how much have you learned
in Spanish TR Owen that was by mistake
CH I know how to speak Axel language W I
would like to say something to
Axel
Taco
Bell
okay I said
Bell oh I found an
Ender
[Music]
what this end’s on my I have oh you make
a you can make it yet
one two three four grow up make it [ __ ]
hold
on godamn make
books what the fiddle stick
Jesus I remember in the actual melons
Earth I almost mined across the
Earth yeah well they got
restart
[Music]
restart be restart
rested yeah like you
no I don’t think so I think I do think
so I bet they think I bet I bet Melly
thinks so too who’s who who thinks that
Melly with a big
belly you mean the other [ __ ] yeah
don’t listen to him the other
[ __ ] yes the other one
I mean the only one actually how many
other retards are there
Bill two that’s all I
count Who’s That B melon melon is one of
them pick your next words wisely B don’t
forg
God you’re not the [ __ ] I’m talking
about fire he’s the [ __ ] yeah let’s
go it’s might a that’s not a good thing
little buddy yes it is I to be in a
special glass I get Axel did you give me
Obsidian yes why I think Axel choking
was an Ender Axel
jeling ax jeling Axel
jeling chat is this real who is J
L I don’t know oh that’s Le Blanc he’s
in the server he’s in the other BC okay
uh I’ll make him
up I’m a doc
n
yes
Z what the
flip small as
hell no
way yo V what’s up Sor I can’t stop him
from L is gonna quit cuz uh he can’t
admin
abuse he
crying all right five bookshelves God
these
skeletons three four five and how many I
can I don’t
want all right Axel what I’m gonna spank
you if you don’t start listening I okay
we need some more we need some cows can
you get some cows need more uh I I have
leather here
Sigma Sigma me give these
slice that might be enough enough okay
I’m going to learn how to make the flags
for we need obsidian
though why we need more obsidian no I I
me sugar can oh um I I’ll go Scout for
more I
guess more
Emeral oo I see something I
like wait well well
well what do we have here I forgot to
disable it whenever I was first set up
the server disabl what a dayl br
forgot dude day
like I thought it hasn’t been night yet
yeah have you not noticed that it’s been
day for the entire time
goober no and you haven’t either
well yeah was cuz I was originally just
teleporting around me to
goober yeah I’ve been mining I can’t
tell when I’m mining yeah you’ve been
mining miners haven’t you I’m in a cave
looking for miners my sexual attraction
to miners was
Major you know that song word for word
don’t you B
maybe I’ll make you guys Flags later
after I get the UN building set up oh
end I want I want to custom flag you
don’t
us we Todd Petoria come on I don’t know
if that if I can actually make that I’ll
make it as best as I can but uh make it
you you mean like make the actual ptor
flag in
game are you making B no I want
like well if you’re going to make an
actual flag that’s up to you guys to get
all the [ __ ] for that like concrete oh
how yeah we have to make a p ptor flag
yeah that’s up to you
guys also I will make it like a trade
nether Mar later but for now it’s just
yeah I want to buy people when can I
start buying
people hey uh B there’s someone in our B
there’s someone in our base where who
it’s
chlo he BR Jesus yeah Jesus resurrected
I know he’s he’s near our base he’s
hiding in the
water what the
hell
Jesus resurrected me Jesus yeah I guess
Jesus is a fish yeah everyone is in
Newland hey B he’s over there in the
water
where huh where are you B over here
where is Jesus he’s over there I don’t
know
underwhere why is Jesus a fish I don’t
know who knows uh I’ll save you Jesus he
being attacked oh
God don’t worry Jesus I got you Jesus
Take the
Wheel what the [ __ ] Axel come down
here’s getting a little angry guys what
the
flip that’s
I oh my goly gosh oh yes oh my goodness
gracious time to
mine to go make a church Tod stop being
like a Christian I’m telling Pluto to
make a church for me you want me to make
a church for you too Daddy
yes you want be if you want to be a
recognized Nation you have to make it sh
otherwise you you to start praying to me
you have to start praying if I’m not
recognized and
know so
[Music]
is
cooking to cooks too much is on the rap
list
hey all right more sug more sugar cane
Bell what should I do besides I don’t
want
to how many do we need though um we need
well okay we have five beds and we need
hey not cool dude
five okay we need 10 more so then we
need 30 sugar cane and we also need
seven more leather oh my God all right
get to
work can I have some s that get
out
I so much iron dude go wait for the
Chien to grow CU find you can’t have
slaves yes he can I can have maybe I’m
God okay buddy I see where he got it
from so he your son Ro has not heard of
the he not has not heard
ofinity hey he got crucified by God oh
my God now
really
r
I’m going to give this place like a
rough layout and then whenever it’s like
y Todd dude that’s totally gnarly dude
here you know what before uh before I
get off I’m gonna have a un meeted
already hold on don’t not yet I’m in the
middle of
something no it’s not happening right
now no no no it’s not Happ right now I’m
just I’m still working on the Blaze and
it’s only 10:00 I’m getting off at 11
know what rhymes with se you know what
rhymes with SE SE eat a [ __ ]
ass when get n TR try kill skeleton so
we can get bones wait I have bone me I’m
so stupid Please bone me bone me please
now you want to switch no I call dibs no
I call dibs there’s like no
[ __ ] whoa oh I thought I thought he
died by Diamond there a death third
death oh I mean unless you count
the
Jesus some going on Jes has fallen
wowers stop cooking bro I have to cook
okay I’ll let you cook but as long as
you keep Jesus safe bro has to
come yeah he did like that’s what he
literally got God gave him the command
block God holy Jesus Christ mine now you
have to step in I’ll suck your weenie R
God you might have to step in
God’s L what’s going on L stole some L
stole Jesus’s command block oh boy I got
rid of the command block then have a
[ __ ] this Lake have one hold
on r r Where is L where are you sugar
cane pleas I think war is
happening
why give me the block n what happened
RAC
Todd uh B I have I I got the
leather how much exactly seven okay I’m
coming back with sugarcan I just found a
block of
cour yeah oh yeah yeah there’s a lot of
them
on put I’m putting him in the shame
block wait why can you not oh you can
there we
go we have enough for a fully maxed
enchanting table I’m going to get
fortune 3 and it’s going to be gangster
you better
not feed them
America this is so
laggy
that’s a
problem kill him naked and she just had
armor I’m
[Music]
coming why like
flying make is fly are you back now yeah
I put him in a I put him in my love box
I’m nearly there I’m I’m arriving hold
wait let me uh let get a little
box
chest
testicles
yes what that what
is oh that’s a
torch SL
TP
Jay
here B make
them oh shoot
zombie the baby how did the baby cow get
out there b wait how did how did Baby
Cow what the [ __ ] I don’t know oh there
that block yes King oh my
god um I need
wood oh my God how you don’t have
wood I have wood but not enough can you
give me one
Diamond what do you need one diamond
sword
oops I swear to God I to this okay all
right is it make the enchanting table
now hold on I’m getting wood getting
ricked up right now okay bricked up so
you could never be bricked up I’m
I I’m glad I can hear the echo in Bill’s
room I need more wood you know guys this
church how did you get here how did this
guy get Phantom he wanted me to teleport
him here so I just dead I believe in you
is it thunderstorming guys hold
on no [ __ ] lag [ __ ] lag [ __ ] [ __ ]
I’m lagging my ass
off oh my
God just floing did I die no you’re fine
you’re just floing
someone he
crashed my
God someone protect me when I come back
uh you’re
fine oh
shoot I don’t I don’t know I think so
indeed it most definitely is a
church
who the [ __ ] is hitting me POV
cave who hit
me
know that
was let’s push
blood well find your own way
K places Mark out
coordinates um I might have
[Music]
miscalculated
around
TPU we need more sugar
can where you are I need make a map
place oh wait I think I found
your we need a do you have an
area
no it was like
found the I just got where it is
though there is like a sugar cane thing
and there’s
bamboo Bamboo all
right yeah I think I see where it is
being chased down by a zombie man
Phantoms why is there Phantoms I’m gonna
die oh [ __ ]
I’m set
B there you happy yes yes King I’m so
grateful who decided to add Phantom in
the game out of
everything gay ass voters
oh I found my place
St I found it I need I’m gonna make a
[Music]
shovel
um I’ll a diamond
what Diamond come
on
I’m D
never all the
time
exactly my go I
can’t time to murder this
in hey baby sheep just don’t grow up and
I won’t kill
you why is it Blake
here because lake is a
[Music]
nerd hear that
L I don’t think he does
hey I didn’t call you a nerd hit God not
me who’s in the
Box no one no one’s in the Box what you
know who’s still in the
uh oh wait [ __ ] I guess I’ll go
mining
actually maybe I might have an idea we
should make we should clear out some
land to make a
farm
frog hey B want a gift
maybe all
right let me find
it oh oh okay this gives you a better
gift drink
I love
[Laughter]
lean
Le purple drink purple
drink if you really are devoted to me
start drinking
blood
real I’m GNA clear out land so we can
build
farms I’m starting to cook up a storm
now
cooking you’re cooking I am
cooking I’m such a what are you
doing
what you’re
God
[Music]
no the
country it’s not allowed in can
allow yeah here
you’re coming into
your I’m back I’m back what happened
what happened what happened
what and want to ban gay Mar who’s gay
Mar already Jesus
Christ watch your
mouth I just heard a horse die excuse me
oh yeah I found a horse and I killed
him actually hold
[Music]
on try to
[Music]
reconstru why even here who Le blano
what’s he doing here I don’t know I want
him to leave you can kill him if you
want he’s technically not a citizen
anywhere I mean no don’t kill him don’t
kill him there’s nothing he was trying
to steal okay maybe you should kill
[Music]
him
he’s streaming oh he’s live guys start
saying it
no gamer
word gamer
word
gamer N word I love the N word the what
word no I’m talking about the gamer word
not the I love the gamer word I think
Belle loves it too oh boy maybe a maybe
a little maybe a little don’t we all
don’t we all we all love the gamer word
we all love the gamer I am so I am so
good at Double clicking I really am I
can double click so
consistently I can double click so
consistently know I’m so cool aren’t I
no I Edge
to all right buddy all
right High St
here who there
well well well what do
[Music]
we Axel can you get
sugarcane can you work faster we already
have we already have some fine we need a
lot more we need about 50 more a little
I I have bone I have bone meal bone meal
the sugar cane bone meal good idea got
it okay come on guys so you to build a
church yeah you got got to build a
church for me if you want
blessings so yeah you mean you mean the
lean that poison me yeah that was a
blessing yes that was my blessing de you
for you not sacrificing that guy I would
never kill anyone yet yeah yeah you got
to sacrifice people to be
boys who anyone I don’t care who it
is um I I have an idea all right gu I’m
getting the more valuable they are the
better I’m not that valuable sh why does
he like Iceland so much uh he’s gay I I
I I can’t my ancestry comes from Iceland
because I’m gangster I love Iceland and
folklore Iceland FK Iceland FK FK lore
is the only cool
thing Todd am I valuable Todd
uh say no say
no to me or valuable no I don’t know
about what the what the Derp what
the what the giggity what giggity who
said
that giggity
giggity y’all know how to hit the gig
d new dance that came up
with all right I’m going to go do
something else I got good
night Axel how much bone meal did you
get I mean uh how much sugar cane hold
on I’m getting all
themel come here girl to come here baby
girl hold on cupcake I’ll be there in a
moment
L kib toilet Tower Defense oh that’s a
good gug to try
it oh my God you
again my wife I think L is a little
bloodthirsty maybe not good I’ve had
enough of these
Shenanigans I got
51 Call of
Duty Call of Duty
call of do call of
poo Okay God are you like smiting us or
something yes no I’m trying to work on
the UN building possibly okay good no
smiing us I did nothing not
yet what
the smma the skib
whoops God you should make a limit so
like you can only own like one or two
countries but yeah you should be able to
buy countries if you you get like a few
free ones one Diamond one diamond for
your first country then two for your
second then four and then uh keep going
up well no how it’s going to work is
basically just like you can claim areas
by building in them and like constantly
living in them I may like charge I don’t
know [ __ ] god tax or something I
don’t know yeah God you can’t tax tax is
oh no yeah I’m
God who’s going to stop me
Jesus Jesus will stop God from putting
taxes no Jesus myself okay not cool man
you can’t do
that all right Axel where the [ __ ] is
bone
meal I
haven’t bone me the C I did I placed
them all
here have the rest of
Mines there on the
floor hold
on I think we have enough for a Max
enchanting table here where is it all
right where um
already I’m going light the area more
cuz there’s to many mobs
real also AEL AEL you see Over Yonder
over that way over there I’m clearing
out l so we can build farms and [ __ ] all
right say yes King uhhuh say yes daddy
oh God not
you call me daddy and I’ll give you some
love Daddy Daddy give me some love okay
I got
you I got you BL
why why is they belong so here there pH
oh my God I just got a Light Strike yeah
was a
phantom actually you might get blown up
and shot I might get blown up eat B I
know you
hungry [ __ ] off zombies God
damn thank God that guy left I hated
him hey look look Jesus Christ stop
fighing us bro that was soing you it’s a
lightning
storm guys you want to see hey God come
look at this hold
on it’s
gangster look you want you want to see
some gangster yeah you watching me look
at this
yeah isn’t that
gangster what you know just for that
hold on isn’t that so coolo that’s TR
kill hey no uh n
uh or we need more leather we need more
leather now Jesus
Christ I have a stack of rotten flesh
how the [ __ ] did I get that oh I gave it
to
you what
the what the sigma oh my God bro almost
died Jesus I nearly
died well you didn’t like that oh it was
hot oh you want me to give you those
what the No No I’m going to [ __ ] die
I swear to God no I X
levels where clutch
B oh my
God I’m going to make you just like my
dad way
no uh
oh all right you’re just like my dad now
B why the [ __ ] is
Lea how do you have Phantoms on you up
blood uh
they I’m not going to lie there it is
there’s all the leather there I found it
nice the UN building is quite
booty we’ll make it
better do we just see
God guys no one can see me now watch out
B
Phantom
yeah I’m going to put my armor on so can
see me I got I got fed 43 on my boots
that’s all I got can mobs see
me uh they can’t see me really oh maybe
maybe they can
oh oh by accident bro stupid Phantoms
bro make it I hate the night make a day
no sacrifice sacrifice yourself you have
32 levels no
that’s why I’m not sacrificing
myself oh my God almost got
struck B make the I’m getting
W oh my God keep keep
yelling almost there
I think he heard you the first time
iated we need some
more we need two more books we need two
more we I’m going to jeez why is there
so much light
lightning I
know CU you haven’t sacrificed anyone I
need
it holy crap
me down oh my go go yes
King I just keep talking br oh my God
okay BR okay
the I can’t help it
man I pray to God why did you give me
efficiency for I didn’t give you
efficiency for give me fortun let’s
go oh the enchantment
book I thought you were I get Fortune
finding Lev 30 Fortune Fortune three
yeah I enough levels oh my god well just
keep the pickaxe on standby
Forever Wait give it to B to upgrade cuz
he has levels no but he he won’t have to
same CH as me
oh I can’t believe a outed
you where did the chickens go
did the lighting shuck
them no they’re [ __ ]
raw oh yeah but no but you no
no no no no cuz since it’s raining no
since it’s raining the chicken doesn’t
get cooked how the [ __ ]
oh get struck by lightning I don’t know
the gods oh my God yeah I’m [ __ ] min
[ __ ] this [ __ ] yeah like Pluto he’s gay
no gay
marage get an
advantage he literally called you a bad
God and he’s doing gay mer you got to it
BR why or get
married Bro found someone already don’t
wor they found you
B congrats
B
he probably is talking about like a dead
body or something he’s giggling about
it
protection dang I know to say I have no
I enough levels this un building is
cramped as [ __ ] oh boy make it bigger
man I’m making it this way and it’s
going to stay like this till the end of
the world unless someone decides to bomb
it cuz if you do I will yeah whenever
Bell bomb Germany whenever were TD Liv
you you you you you
you actually the
real B stop yelling at me don’t
yell and that was you you’re the who did
it you you said it would be fine and it
wasn’t fine you
li you said it would be fine and it
wasn’t fine we got cuz man C us like why
why the man TP us that’s so annoying if
man they TP us we would got we weren got
caught yeah okay maybe if you didn’t say
[ __ ] blow up Berlin it would have
been fine I didn’t say that you wanted
to blow a Berlin you did too you said it
was fine you said it was fine if you
blew up Berlin you also wanted to I it
doesn’t matter you said it was
fine
yes you did you said it was fine what
are you talking
about right yes you
didd what did you say whenever your bell
BL blow up your
house that was Tod’s house T lived there
no no one no the one who blew up okay
whenever you guys blew up Berlin I
wasn’t living there anymore I was living
in Greenland by then why the [ __ ] did we
get in trouble then I don’t [ __ ] know
no one lived there no one no one lived
there oh my God no I think we got TR CU
cuz melon said that since T Li in the
past you should blowing love or
something like that he’s a nerd melon is
such a nerd oh my such a
nerdy maybe we can we maybe we can
insult him when he start shooting for
black
okay
[Music]
why is Lake playing
Roblox oh the more Lake
left okay I’m going to start making the
make you 30 levels now I need levels I
one talk give me levels uh no kill
yourself Axel give me your pickaxe and
I’ll see if I can get fore to honest all
what how many level do you even have I
have 30 I just got 30 back oh dang we
what’s that thing called to get like
your enchantments back I forgot that
thing what’s it
called you mean when you disenchant yeah
what’s it
called you mean the St how you make
that uh I think it’s and sticks and
stone slabs oh oh you need stone slabs
let me look it up you can find the
recipe yeah I found I found it let me
make
one guys shut up bro I’m not
talking yeah you are no literally you
literally are bro literally are no I’m
not you literally are
bro I am the J Jester I can say what I
want I am the joke beeper there’s
nothing the J Jester the M master I can
do whatever I’m the joke
deucer whoa
got two
Bon you know that song oh my
God I do bones one for the plug one for
the hose it’s true I actually
do Todd are you sleepy it’s nearly the
seventh day you’re GNA have to rest
soon up
nerd
heyy boy he’s an easy
boy [ __ ] all give me a pickaxe
blood oh silk tck I assume you don’t
want silk tuck no uh make a
disenchantment the dra yeah I’m making
Stone uh okay
[Music]
Stone on Robo oh Stone
ohid
whoa I need more
sticks
all right I made
[Music]
one one when I I SP it on a
necklace
okay yeah I’m making game
threats well technically it says I need
I need to be level 28 no down you got to
[ __ ] yeah cuz you [ __ ] it up you
place there instead of placing it there
oh oh yeah yeah [ __ ] oh no wonder was
said 28 last time [ __ ] I don’t want silk
touch touch my God oh my gol God B try
mines silk touch it’s giving us both tou
why
we I’m the only one with I’ll get i’ll
get a [ __ ] enchantment to reset it okay
like 30 Fortune three let’s go Fortune
three Unbreaking three efficiency 4 yes
King yes all right B you know what to do
get more diamonds yes
King B yes
King it’s so hot
[Music]
B
yes
King oh oh boy what’s the UN meeting cuz
I gota go in like 40
minutes imagine where you go in 20 well
I’m GNA go in 20 minutes so like I I got
a I got a yeah you’re you have school
tomorrow you have school at [ __ ] 10
10 at night no no I got I got to sleep
early hey man I just don’t sleep
really I just want to sleep and plus my
mom I never sleep sleep cing of
[Music]
death all right I got I got I got
chicken I got one baby chicken from 10
eggs
I hear a zombie
oh well B whenever we get time sh mine
more for more diamonds for
us I can get P you want my hoe why you
made a
hoe it’s yeah yeah [ __ ] Diamond ho
that’s so useless just like
B okay whatever [ __ ]
I can do
whatever my how do we get
mending to get Ming was from villagers
the only way I know you got to sell us
vill at some point okay
bu shake my why is fireone
blue how do I mess like the whole server
at once everyone you [ __ ] no not in
that server like the Minecraft server
where like it shows up in front of you I
don’t know I think you have to do
commands or some [ __ ] God damn
it command so okay I miss [ __ ]
console edition it was so
gamer no commands only Redstone uh Todd
when you in meion right
now
no
no you do right
now no so
you kill someone or
what hold on wait wait King oh that was
quick okay never mind you don’t have to
do anything never mind it works all
right no never mind
okay all
right you you you have Min right now you
have right now you have Min shut the
[ __ ] up axel why not you said you’re for
Min
my can’t even play hop without catching
I’m working on setting up
something okay all right you know we’re
going to have you and me now um you guys
have to make it to here on your own what
fine I don’t want you said You’ teleport
us all right
fine okay yeah [ __ ] for and three
getting a single diamond yeah yeah
okay
so Axel you said you’re join in the UN
meeting yeah me too I recorded too okay
I’m gonna bring you all to a private I
want to come H what okay I want to ride
I want to ride hold on I’ll drag you I
want to ride
I no it’s not a virtual call but this is
the UN meeting
are you guys ready to be
teleported yeah
[Music]
yes
a
[Music]
me oh my
God whoa this is
[Music]
cool you ready uh uh Todd Tod I think a
diamond want to be want to be in
it where do I get to sit drag them you
got to drag them Todd yeah but hold
on all right I’m
good hold on wa monkeys let diamond and
have to be get the [ __ ] out of
my I
see let me get everyone
ready get everyone get everyone get
everyone Diamond are you ready to be
teleported okay
great
ready
sure Diamond Helmet drippy
D yeah I’m not going to lie I kind of
miscraft that and I was hoping to get a
refund at some point from God but
anyways what the get to your seats
monkey Galactic is up bro is a
[Music]
sweat fire guys we dripped out B he he
okay sit down monkeys he’s so sad we got
we got to get better stuff than him all
so I have better stuff than him I really
don’t think he has full diamond tools
we’re not fully set up but this just
going to be the and
breaking is he the other
one oh you’re eating ra ra Ste I
didn’t
what country do you
represent America
Blacky country do you
represent America you say burn burn him
burn him burn
him you’re such a sweat you’re like
you’re like
Hydro okay we’re gonna start off first
off Axel and B what do you want to talk
about at this
meeting you talking about
everything a he he he put water on
me what wrong with you I didn’t [ __ ]
do anything you dumbass why you
hit why you hit me away that’s it what
what do you want to talk about yeah you
talk about something oops
daisies what talking
about
no F or else I’m oh
really
okay oh
yeah ay b b what you say what do you
want to say to Todd what did I do I
S let me get freaky in here [ __ ]
freak
[ __ ] I you get
freak I
do stop putting stuff here gift get back
at the end of the Mee okay B way Axel do
you have anything to say he’s flossing
bro y’all smell bad he’s doing goody
colia what do you want what want to say
World e nothing bro I’m here to
participate in the meeting I swear to
God if you guys don’t shut up I’m going
to kill you you said if I had something
to say say
something Columbia what do you got to
say we need World economy what what
about the world economy we don’t have
it I have a question true when can we
buy villagers uh I’m going to do that
after tomorrow that’s when we’ll
start
uh I sell them for like 30 emeralds each
oh my God yeah that’s a little
excessive if you get 60 emeralds then
you can basically just make infid so
okay uh Diamond what do you want to say
about your country or
say uh we accept donations for one we
take so what they’re saying is they’re
broke need help broy it’s more of a case
of I have no clue what why level to mine
at and my current only other member is
slightly incompetent and keeps on
flirting with me me though I
don’t okay that’s your
ownt against him and I don’t know kill
him yeah I here I have a proposition are
you since you are married to Pluto if
you divorce him you will be allowed into
Canada aren
allowed I’m
sorry he he’s broke as [ __ ] um see that
that’s the only problem I’m the one with
all the money to
lose we’re have him sign in alimony and
then you can get divorced all right uh
Galactic what do you want to say about
your wait Galactic what is your country
I just want to say I don’t have a
country but I’d like to say leavea the
Nazis bring back the Nazis the Nazis the
Nazis the Nazis
uh
I got end my live stream I gotta delete
it right away
um iJoy Nazis can I disable your Shi I
[Music]
can ladies ladies hold on wait we’re
we’re gonna put him in the shame box
hold on
yeah in the shame box let’s go oh I got
make it real quick I’ll be right of this
room yeah put a on the sh box he hit me
I was in
selfdefense you hit him
first so uh God while we’re here by
chance can I uh some
racism it clip it BL clip
it oh yeah shame
box all right that’s shame box he gets
to say until he’s going
[Music]
CRF yeah
let’s oh
sorry oh my God this
guy so uh hey Todd quick question uh by
I get a refund for this I got the sh
even though I wasn’t peeing
yeah yeah so like put it back
monkey buddy I’m
white all yeah here give me the helmet
yeah okay CER all right I’ll give you a
refund after the me
I I I Bruce okay uh Jay who do you what
country are you uh currently I’m
residing in New Finland um rist he
doesn’t like me though
so my
country
go back
to I want to see
Galactic stop being racially motivated
no I don’t want to come right now we
need to end racism wait get Lake in get
Lake in here get Lake in here this
racism Axel hit me first and I have a
clip I want I’m going to sue
nuh you hit me first I have a clip I’m
can I sue him Todd can I sue him yeah
you are three of a I also have a clip I
also have a diamond for the emotional
abuse I’ve suffered
nuh okay just tell me you’re
[ __ ] I’ll just
uh effect do you have make he’s off the
lean he’s off the lean take me
out every minute I’m in here I want an
extra diamond from the case you’re not
getting any extra diam okay we’ll just
leave you hour we’ll just leave you
you being here is abuse to my
ears hit me first and I got punished
this is
racism did not hit you first you hit me
first I literally have a clip same here
A CP
they’re whisper I’m gonna tell you back
what is this
that’s the [ __ ] up okay so lake lake do
you want to say anything at the at the
meeting
well just okay does anyone want to say
anything else before this meeting is
over Diva the Nazi Revolution oh my God
can we kill him money what what is it I
would love to steal that fancy
pickaxe I have something better to do
hold on I have a little I have
a we’re we’re gonna
do Bo can we execute him in um I want
you to I want you to take a good look at
this man uhhuh
yeah oh open your eyes uh
have uh
oh
what’s
cheating uh oh uh oh spaghetti wait wait
don’t let his item
I oh no that that is
just what the [ __ ] you’re giving them my
stuff that’s stupid you’re a
racist know draw position I will give
you your don’t worry yourself
back guys may I make the argument that
this is on Italian territory this is
a I I have your good [ __ ] I will give it
back just because I’m so cool
K yeah speaking of which I kind of just
accidentally fell uh to my death so if I
could can we come can we go back to
Newland yeah sure I’ll teleport
you I see all so what about that
okay did you say you lost your stuff uh
yeah funny thing I forgot feather
falling like without it wait why wait
you ban him he’s a [ __ ] racist I
don’t care what you say you literally
called him a monkey like I call everyone
a monkey it’s not racist so can I have
if he’s bned will he ever be allowed
back uh no he will not be allowed back
so can I keep his stuff yes H are they
keeping my
stuff Diamond You’re Gonna Keep your
stuff I gotta [ __ ] find out where
your [ __ ] is wait Belle do you have his
stuff wait who did diamond or Galactic
die who died galactic Galactic and
Diamond both died so who died who had
the who had the armor and stuff who had
the
fancy and a bucket that is I would like
to claim that I have all of
those wait well wait wait wait wait did
Diamond were you the one wait a why did
you teleport me here guys we’re gonna
figure this out wait Diamond were you
the one who like had the no you weren’t
the one no that was Galactic had yeah I
wait do you get get do you
get idea I’ll just refund you all your
stuff
Diamond what Diamond what stuff did you
have uh iron armor Shields um I got my
iron back some
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logs better question is what do you care
for the
most um I mean I got the back I just
would prefer to also have the uh logs
back okay how many did you
have uh like half a stack of jungle and
half a stack of I believe
o stack of jungle and half a stack
said all right hold on I got you where
you at Diamond okay so here’s the
diamond here’s the oak scallion the
diamonds are for the helmet stop
spanking me look at this rap scallion
hold on
the hel I had one other
diamond stuff or not stop whipping
Me ge up now wait B do you have his
stuff though I
don’t any welcome to
Italy do you have do you have his
pant who F I have galactics fans oh yeah
yeah his okay good good good good I I
have only Galactic I diamond oh bet I
have his Helm his helmet his helmet and
his and I I also have his sword oh how
good is it uh it is sharpness to so I
care much for I’m GNA start teleporting
you guys all back he a level one
enchantment type gear yeah he
one well he was a racist so you
know he said like the come here I’m gon
to whip you oh no I just real I lost
like 16 levels [ __ ] do you live here I
guess you do very sorry for your lost
I’ll refund you half of them if you want
lives
here who lives here this is
Italy do you live
here yeah by the way whoever wants sugar
canane there’s some over there just take
a bit off the
top we got to go we need sugarcane we
imagine eing sugarcane y’all suck you
literally just said you wanted to be at
right after we were done do not complain
huh you get sugar canane later lake or
just go and do trade deals wait is this
Lake sugarcane no Lake lives in Iceland
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