Rise of the Scythe and Shield (Minecraft Roleplay) #1 | The Two Unwanted Heroes Arrive

Some weird book yeah well the heck is it down here on the beach why not I don’t know reading it this is some sort of medieval fairy tale looks like why out of all places here wait Mitch something’s wrong now all the pages in this book are all blank what do

You mean come on just give me the book come on man you’re lying there’s gotta be more don’t no point play stop it anymore come on wait ah okay can you get off me I’m sorry ah whoa I cannot I can see oh my gosh I

This is incredible let’s see what do you mean why me are you well it’s Mitch obviously who are you wait wait that’s your Mitch it’s me Pat what why do you look so different I could say the same thing about you what the heck’s going on with the to colorize

The blue hair what’s up with the purple hair and the weird white outfit of these clothes oh my gosh she might weren’t chained yeah oh okay yeah a spell whacked and not exactly what I expected but I do I think um I’m sorry who are you exactly

I’m the prince of this kingdom Prince this is the kingdom these weird people that are just staring at us I I didn’t notice these guys until I’m you pulling that out hi how’s it going um Wow very talkative bunch you guys guy and um prince what the hell’s going on

Yeah maybe some answers would be nice staring and that’s even the courtesy it’s about to royalty okay I see introduce yourselves you were some tier of course we need to know who you are now you go first you’re the one first talking oh okay um

Hi uh I am Mitchell or Mitch either or works for me and as for me I’m Pat Patrick chevre one you wish to call me as well your majesty yes okay now that that’s sorted pull out your weapons what happened what weapons or weapons the legend stated that the

Cardinals heroes would have some knowledge about this world but here we are with some dullards yes you were given weapons upon your entry to this world some of them forth whatever they may be wait you said she rose yeah actually you can use your ears there was supposed to

Be just one hero here today but we’re stuck with the two of you oh my god we’ve looked at me when he said there’s two so there was a so you meant to summon one you brought us both here I understand you wanted the weapons but I

Just want to sink like I don’t know how that hell will even got here we were just looking at a book in a beach yeah I love a sudden you’re coming with me I don’t even less obvious by this okay you’re a book through a book you know

Simple like you know maybe like a phone call would be a little bit better than traveling us through a book okay whatever you said something about weapons that weapon weapons yeah um wait wait are you serious that’s so heavy to sound like blue fire yet I I am lost for words this is

Definitely what you call legendary weapon well I mean my thing is so freakin great what about you heck me you ok ok ok so you got a sight you got a sight let me see here let me see oh boy I think I see something let me put this on and what is

What is this thing are you kidding me what is this it’s like a little baby shield okay you need to shut up it’s so tiny are you kidding me this is such garbage can I trade not with me definitely not Prince I thought you said we were getting legendary weapons what is this

Garbage legend a traditional story sometimes propylene regarded as historical but not authenticated well I don’t want this thing so this thing can go throw the legendary weight it’s back here why he’s back oh my goodness I just checked my bag and it’s in here again yeah but it’s low Jerry you can’t

Exactly get rid of it so if I can’t leave this thing is wait wait wait wait what do you mean with that whatever this thing is this isn’t part of your little like hero legend thing this isn’t anything like that what do you think genius I don’t know what the hell to

Think you’re the genius around here apparently mister oh prince of almighty oh look at my kingdom I just want you well that makes fun of royalty you can’t get executed you know yeah I really what just dropping fine mind explaining things then yeah that’s not for my place

To do so instead you shall be escorted to the Queen okay where is she in the throne room right so that all I guess of course would you show us the way because we’re new around here don’t know much show you the way to I look like your personal assistant

Please I’m the Prince all right then I’ll just go this way I mean I may be the foot Queens this way arguing let’s just go come on why did we have to summon idiots to this world so when he said the throne room was closed oh wow

It is closed by way the stupid birds didn’t want to bring us this way Hey look I know you don’t like him and personally I don’t either but come on I mean come on baby rosy string just like a little crap I know I know I know but

No look just try be on your best behavior until we get out of here I’ll do my best okay okay now come on let’s eat the Queen whoever else is around you There Knights are talkative no not at all good morning gentlemen I’m sure both of you were very confused as to what has happened today so please let me explain first off let me welcome you to the kingdom of a Roman Dora my name is Helena McAlister the

Gentleman you met in the summoning room was my son Jasper McCallister the people you saw who summoned you are a part of our church here in the kingdom they used a special type of magic to summon you both here we were only supposed to get one hero

But somehow we managed to get to you there what is your name my name is Patrick miss and this is my friend Mitchell hello milady hello to you too as well now I’m sure they told you about something called the four cardinal hero’s correct yes your son said he had

Hoped to summon the sword of bow but got us instead so I guess the other two options were the shield and science correct me wrong yes wrong the four cardinal heroes are the bow sword shield and spear heroes we have the shield clearly but you are the weakest of the

Four heroes but there’s never been a scythe hero before which could lead to something great or it is something horrible what do you mean horrible I bet I could be better than any of those other three heroes I hope you’re right since we need any strength you can lend

Us in the upcoming waves waves like like waves at a beach waves happen every now and then and then is one of the main reasons you were summoned the Ford Cardinal heroes are supposed to help defeat these waves so that peace may be an act and the lives of the innocent may

Be saved waves contain creatures that prey on the innocent and cause mass destruction and chaos on the land they leave rubble and waste wherever they appear when these waves happen you too and anyone else in your party will be sent to the location of the wave once you defeat the monsters

The wave will disperse and peace will once again be held so it’s like a wave of monsters in a video game like once you beat them all they’re gone correct I don’t know what a video game is but if that’s what you think of it then yes that is how it works

Scythe wheeler I hate to be rude but we would like to send you back home you could send me back home yes we have the power to do that since you’re not one of the heroes we summoned we would like to send you back to your world in

Hopes of getting one of the other three heroes but wait what about me you will stay here as much as I don’t want you to you were one of the heroes so you will be of some use to us but probably not you could maybe be a diversion for my

Men during the ways with that useless weapon on your army since you can’t even attack hey hey hey don’t insult him like that I’m not going back home without him so I’m staying right here don’t talk to royalty like that hero don’t talk to him

Like he’s a waste of space he’s one of the heroes you summons remember I don’t remember calling forth a brat with no manners and a useless hero with a useless weapon how dare you say that to me come on Mitch we’re leaving we’ll come back here when we called with a

Nicer attitude fine let’s let’s go where are you two going somewhere nicer than this pile of crap castle you call a home later come back here Oh fine let them go for now but we will get them back later that scythe hero is a problem and as long as

The both of them are together they’re gonna cause more harm than good of course we’ll get the worthless shield hero and that rude mysterious cipher user mm-hmm we’ll need to look into that scythe one you might become a massive problem for us well that was uh I was

Interesting yeah well it looks like royalty doesn’t seem like they’re the nicest people in this row yes I mean dude I appreciate what you did for me on multiple levels but what the hell man what what what what what do you mean I said the attempt to keep your cool well

I mean immediately start talking smack to you I help it I just think it was not my fault I got the stupid thing to my arm yeah I don’t get it laughing about it but it’s it’s it’s a little weird looking but maybe could surf like the ants maybe get

Serve a purpose we don’t know anything about this and remember how shook us take on it possibly yeah look just put it under the hot Sun for a little bit maybe but think about it like we’re kind of thinking this is like a video game maybe it does things when you level up

Maybe yeah I guess we can find out I mean that’s the same thing with this thing I mean this thing looks freaking don’t look and do things like maybe it does more maybe there’s other things it does know this is a legendary weapon both of us have so I guess we’ll have to

See all right well come on let’s continue down here it just looks to be a town square of swamps and I mean it looks beautiful up here so uh let’s explore this is Town Square huh yeah you found me um it’s definitely different than anything we’re used to you know actually

Speaking of things that are you know stuff we’re not used to uh uh yes this hub weird way to be the thing in the bottom left of your eye yeah oh you have that I thought that was just me I didn’t want to bring it up well I mean look at

Her eyes oh yeah they are a little bit different than usual oh I don’t see it on your eyes but whatever as long as it’s like it at least it’s not in the way that’s all I it’s all I’m happy about tonight guess it’s just weird it’s

Like we’re in a video game it’s strange now it does feel like we’re in the middle of a video game but speaking of what we should do in the video game aren’t we supposed to get like like weapons armor supplies you know this is true you know level up some way he did

Say I was stuck with shield but he didn’t say I could use anything else yeah maybe I maybe you do have something alright LifeWay yeah that you see it fell fishing rods no so locks no that’s definitely you don’t seem to be selling anything here over here over here over

Here oh I think this definitely looks like the place I mean it’s definitely screaming hey i-it’s an anvil blacksmith let me look that way all right don’t want to scare anybody my oh yeah that’s true you should probably anyway yeah for now all right hello hello hi hello hi how’s it going

Hi hi hi oh we would like to see what you sell I mean miss I mean I don’t mean to sound rude but you know if you two gonna have customer engagement you know maybe opening your mouth would be a good idea what was the say what’s the say let me

See hello and welcome to my shop my name is Safina I’m sorry I can’t talk back to you but I have been a mute since I was a mute oh I’m sorry I didn’t mean to intrude that that makes sense then forgot about that oh she’s another one quick writer it’s

Okay don’t feel sorry for me please look around to let me know if there’s anything like to buy okay if you say so we appreciate it um I’m sorry like sick man though yeah yeah oh my god stuff it’s actually pretty dope is it okay if I go

Back here and look at the swords I mean I guess okay yeah cool sweet um in case anything – you’re late well I really like this sword you know it looks really cool too and there’s also just regular ones oh well die kind

Of like is it okay if I pick this up and maybe test it cool all right are you looking at no no I’m just looking as curious okay all right Wow oh oh are you okay Mitch are you okay you’re okay ah okay that’s it’s painful um I don’t

Know why that just shocked me that wait the minute that you grabbed it it just shot – yeah oh but she gave you another book man she’s prepared wait are you one of the legendary heroes oh yeah actually we are both are yeah I guess yeah I’m the shield hero hi um

Scythe is mine sorry look I’m gonna go over here sighs that’s mine I’m kind of cool it’s a little big and only the roofs are like really really low and I want to bring it out too much yeah so we’re the legendary heroes that people are talking about so word spreads

Fast yeah apparently hmm okay another one gosh he’s out um see I’ve heard that the heroes are stuck with the weapon they’re brought here with are you kidding say you’re stuck with the you have a shield you can’t use any of my pin sword axes etc would not work for

You well – oh you’re just gonna be a tank the entire time you’re not gonna be able to do anything offense oh that little thing well actually speaking of items I’m sure this stuff cost money we don’t have any money on us we owe all way oh

Not like the between just throw us money yeah dangit must have left my wallet back at the beach we should have a sacktual II to be honest I mean it’s awesome the princess the purse probably had something about she’s not really a big fan of me right now yeah it serves

Them right but yeah we don’t got anything yes oh appreciate the books I really really do really appreciated let’s see items here cost gold to get gold go outside the town and you should run into some monsters defeat them and you should make some money and even some

Exp – oh my gosh is it like a video game this is weird jeez okay so like normal RPG elements go out there bikes get some gold get some drops maybe even get like a nice like little armor piece for you or something like that yeah maybe we’ll

See how that be ready again yep Oh perfect another one see you’re very welcome when you have the money and maybe back to me credit dealer – okay okay ah Thank You Sally in very useful honestly yeah we really do appreciate it since we know nothing about this land

Just like a look you’re like one of the first nice people we’ve actually seen here so thank you we really do appreciate it yeah thank you should we uh oh you got one more oh she took it there you go here we go thank you good bye for now heroes and good

Luck thank you thank you so you can get in your writing yeah okay yeah there you go Oh seven books yeah thank you pressed all information and I guess we’ll see you later if we have some money and stuff okay sounds good bye for now

I’m so out of town I think I remember it maybe going like this way or something feel like there’s a little open it this seems like there’s a little opening down this way so let’s head over there and let’s see what kind of a level-one mobs

Threat we can fight this is a girly freaking video game just I guess think of it like a video game let’s do this alright I’m excited yeah yeah exciting wow I feel so bad for you I love to see you come out here it’s so fun there’s

Not my fault I can’t do any damage I’ve only gained one level the whole time we’ve been out here but I feel like five hours I Stan I understand but like I mean at least you’re gaining stuff like that I’m happy about that least you’re gaining some levels I’m on level yeah

But hey look we got we got these nine balls I bet we could sell these off for something that works in most games how many love us a juke a Like only a level but come out was almost all the way the two already ready so see I told you like we’re getting levels but gosh why stick so link level up dude I don’t freaking know I mean at the same time we are kind of beating up plate level one slimes that

Did zero damage to me so I guess we’re just literally like you know being like I’m just like basically raking leaves with this thing when it comes to with the slimes going around maybe if we fought something else maybe we get some more money and also maybe some drops and

Get some cool armor for you yeah don’t like the shield dude I’m certain he’ll come in handy when we start finding some other stuff I mean maybe you can find out some tactics like you know you’re out in front taking damage and then I come out swinging for

The back jumping over and ha like I think that’d be kind of cool I think that’s what the purpose of the shield is anyways I guess I know you’re not much of a tank person but you know you got anything that just field can block rain yeah if I put on my head

Hey I’m certain them certain we will find something for that shield that you know I just don’t like the way the Queen was making fun of me worth anything here hey at least uh you know I don’t like the Queen either I mean she called me

You made it seem like I was a mistake kind of maze like she called me worthless yeah but like I’m not even supposed to be here apparently I guess I was supposed to begin this well at least like you’re the you’re part of the fork are no hero so the shield must mean

Something if you really expect well I mean everybody likes an underdog I guess you know what you know what you know what it’ll be okay okay okay yeah we’re gonna figure out something we’re gonna make sure that you have your mobit of to shine with the shield and you know everything will be

Good we just we have to stay out of the royalty I guess yeah I’d rather not to deal with the prince again he’s annoying oh yeah he’s a he’s a jerk he’s a big jerk so what’s the plan I mean we got all these things should we

Uh sell these things back of the town or something I mean we’re stuck in this rain so I guess maybe getting back to the town be a good idea yeah I mean I don’t know I don’t know what the spawns are when it comes to rain and I don’t know what else

Spawns out here so I’d rather just get going yeah oh it’s a pink speaking of the freakin devilment Oh God what are your rights what’s going on my friend oh I’m glad just showing the proper respect now anyway I came here to ask Oh shoo back into the palace ex quarters back

For for what why it’s raining you’re scared that our lovely heroes will catch a cold island rate sad not worried about that in the slightest actually in fact the Queen wanted to speak to you personally it seems that you have unfinished business with her well is she

Gonna be nicer this time around or you know I know I’m sorry I don’t quite follow what you say that it seems to me you are insinuating that the queen is not exactly great well hey I mean you said it not me uh what is the I thought what what would

She like to talk about what would she what would you like to talk about Wow she doesn’t tell me anything now does she she just said that I would mean to take two armed gods and discourse the two heroes back to the palace one way or

Another what do you mean one way or another I mean that it would be easier for everyone involved if you just came with us to the palace calmly and collectively and if we say no we’ll have to move you by force Oh like what what are you gonna do arrest us

You know what Pat I’m really starting to hate this place [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause]