RLCraft Multiplayer Episode 1- “EZPZ LEMON SQZ”

Hey get the [ __ ] out of here all right huh i’m the intro man all right welcome to my single player oh yeah we’re doing our outro green light means go so i go find gravel oh gravel gravel’s right here we’re just going to be doing an rl craft

Because project ozone has been canceled and died due to um situations with one of our co-stars yeah he died he literally [ __ ] died he tried to rob my bag and he [ __ ] died yeah he’s pretty wild dude yeah he never thought it thought he’d be like that but apparently he likes robin banks

Yeah that’s crazy but uh you know that’s okay we can we can’t judge i don’t know how to start help you need gravel and sticks you gotta punch leaves okay i have hey all right i got one can i make a knife like that i need food

Food oh you need like you gotta like hit the flint on rock i think yeah oh yeah that’s right dude to the intro stone my maca you bastard oh yeah like start cutting your ass get like fibers and put three of them together i’ve actually uh with the flint shard

No no no you gotta make a knife with the flint shard with one oh alright on top and then what the [ __ ] a spriggan all right all right that’s cool oh [ __ ] dude that’s gross watch out no like seriously it’ll actually kill you ah yeah nah it’s actually killing me too dude nymph

Save me andrew’s already got [ __ ] axe and [ __ ] dude crazy here i’ll get a crapping table for us oh ow ow ow ow ow why’d you spawn in that guy like what the [ __ ] bro i was hitting [ __ ] twigs man dude they don’t like that they get real mad

I can’t i can see hey i’m bringing them to you guys ain’t pro minecraft player oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ready i hit him once i’m hiding bro i ain’t [ __ ] with that that’s that’s true come over here come over here so because he’s aggroed on you dude [Laughter]

Gives us [ __ ] poison crazy that hurts come here bastard okay bye i’m only safe in the water you gotta come up for air i don’t care i’ll drown oh oh [ __ ] now he’s after me dude oh it’s snowy here oh cheater yeah dude oh i’m gonna drive first as well dude

Where’s my this is a perfect start okay i found myself this [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ] i’m trying to find my knife there’s my knife in the water how low is he he is he’s lit he’s not even half dude [ __ ] him out [ __ ] him up welcome home bushes

Bushes hitting me bunch is heading [Applause] dude he hurts can we throw this at him this hurts this hurts oh i did it i saved the tribe yeah he’s dead oh that [ __ ] where’s the nymph i’m very badly my girlfriend right here oh man oh god help fix me

Oh thank you thank you thank you gamergf yeah we are going to be teaming back to each other so that we don’t spend six years finding each other uh just tell bed yeah just for a bit because give me your sweet healing six hours trying to find each other and

Then you guys have to watch that because if i had to spend six hours walking through the [ __ ] frosting you’d have to watch it you would all watch it totally wouldn’t click off the video or anything no they’re stuck here dude how do i actually hack youtube so once they

Click on my video it’s a trojan ah so they can’t click off dude yeah they can’t click off it’s like one of those ads that’s like uh you uh your compute you were watching porn to unlock your computer oh my god i remember back in like 2013

My dad had one of those on his computer from clicking on the [ __ ] porn ads and um i it was such a poorly made [ __ ] virus that all you had to do was uh [ __ ] go into task manager and close it out yeah sam i just restart your computer

Amazing you don’t have food which is an issue did you just slaughter that maca did you slaughter the golden one i eat we gotta study the animals so we can sun some of them did hatchet how to make hatchet we should really make a home uh battle tower is not a

Choice that’s a home you don’t live in that dude i’m gonna go live in it see you we have a home dude look where oh well intro rock oh i think i see a village where oh right here it’s like a little hut or something always my log over here there’s like a

Little house there’s another one another battle tower off the left oh melons guys look we don’t need food we have melons oh the bountiful nature you guys follow where did you guys go uh that little like head toward the battle tower yeah i see the griffin dude

Yeah we should probably get in the hut run oh there’s like a castle over here too no get in the hut the hud is all oh there’s an above ground lava pool a charge i found a life drain charge a charged orb of elemental energy can be used to

Level up pets and equipment parts with matching elements you can also be fired for from a dispenser or thrown while sneaking this is my house i’ll go find your own yeah oh my gosh all right we’re just gonna make a bonfire then dude i’m kind of thirsty jungle pod nice

What is that oh that’s one of those [ __ ] dude the tentacle boys come here you rap bastard oh run away yeah what the [ __ ] is that thing that’s a typical monster dude [ __ ] oh that’s a polite spider there’s a blade spider i don’t know what that is

It’s okay guys have a bow basically enchanted spider and apparently one of its abilities is a through oh one of the like oh [ __ ] yeah not good spiders don’t die in the daytime dude wait wow it’s in the cave it’s right below is that okay oh man um

I see it dude spiders are so [ __ ] creepy in this back oh it’s darkness rust ghastly rare eclipse spider of a decay i don’t think you should break that it makes me blind you do kill it there’s a chance they’ll drop something good i have drops like enchanted books right

Enchanted actually you know what um as thorns uh whoa look over there look over there that doesn’t look that doesn’t look good at all damn it you know always it’s like one hit you could probably kill it okay where’s that it’s in the cave yeah i don’t see it anymore yo where’d

You get that sword sword yo swipe uh hello oh crash we’ll be right back after this break i think it was loading in chunks yeah all right i need to tell we’re back oh i keep the wrong place yeah he he left i don’t know where that spider went dude

Wait did you get that sword level four yeah that means the spider was killed and you picked it up that’s what it dropped oh huggers yeah well andrew had it it’s got a free sword all right what’s this uh probably he’s doing the disco oh am i

I can use my bow now here give me string and uh sticks and give me cobblestone if you have any oh i didn’t mean to do that i’m sorry i was trying to break this one don’t look okay there’s some string um i’ll meet all of us dude i’m kind of spooked

Okay here you go who doesn’t have a speaker oh i have one i think i stole yours all right well oh here we go here’s your stuff back i picked up i forgot to give it back um my head is my brain’s falling out one side of my skull

Help yeah same i’m so confused a dumbass spider all right are those other dumb ass spiders we could get plant fiber and turn that into string and we can make wool make a bed probably a good idea yeah we should do that is it just for night fiber yeah just like we

Already have one i’ve got two i mean that’s a creeper oh [ __ ] nice this sabre is broken egg can i eat it toss it oh i put the plant fiber in the chest boom no chicken oh nice uh i need wood you have logs or wood on you no but i got this

Axe right here watch out i had some hayden do you have on what my uh my wood on my head plenty of wood yeah timber oh they’re getting squashed dude it fell in my house the hell i see a skeleton hold on so how do i if you place the wood down

Like on the floor yep and then you have to right click it with the axe oh does my stone axe not work it does it’s just it has to be on the floor it can’t be on top of wood oh okay all right are you gonna live in a jungle is that the

Yeah [ __ ] up man Oh yeah you’re right [ __ ] andrew okay i have five six wool nice all right should we continue on our journey through the jungle ah we need um i think we should set up a house in here that’s not two by two ah guys i got a house i gotta uh i got my

Dude we got a golden nymph i got a golden gamer girlfriend dude pog i’m gonna shoot it out of the [ __ ] sky i’m grinding all right this is my house power this is all our house dude this is a communist regime yeah i got this where i got the bow from

Chest in here how do you make a crafting table oh oh i was live bed go all right everyone gather round oh don’t do it i’ll make another bed we’ll all have a bed anymore oh well does anyone have a wool murder these sheep and cold [ __ ] blood

Oh what is that ah does it even scarlet afrid damn that don’t look good bro i’m gonna shoot it i got his ass nice did you not spawn here andrew no all right right click the bed i don’t know what you had so i’m just gonna throw [ __ ] out

All right everyone take a bed fly stand still what the [ __ ] what the hell man oh i went the wrong way not gamer not gamer dude those things are [ __ ] strong holy [ __ ] there was like most of my stuff just burned no i didn’t burn okay good i i only care about

My myrick’s uh queen’s den here guys come here excuse me queen what am i coming look we have a full thing of first day another once you open that portal to hell things will start spewing out of it really yes yeah what the [ __ ] oh okay it was just not spawned in

All right should we balance out get a shield i have some food i hear something yeah yeah i heard it too i’m just kind of ignoring it in the hopes that it’ll go away actually what is this what the heck it’s a big structure over here it’s a big what do you temple

Oh yeah yeah i’ll head back i’m going home man i get paid enough for this [ __ ] that’s okay i think we can move our places we can live in a kingdom we’re going to move to a kingdom dude yeah we bro we’re living in a man’s head

I’ll bring the stuff all right where are you i see it dude i should see a giant bug that kind of scares me uh yeah we are not going i need on sticks oh that’s probably ready let’s go i don’t have any errors no i i would not like to fight that yeah

Neither would i do that looks scary that looks like something terraria boss level [ __ ] i didn’t get this stuff i don’t have a hatchet okay okay we’re just gonna explore it because i don’t know if there’s actual enemies in there dude grab the beds yeah this is our house now

There are bugs here which are kind of terrifying all right our stone sabers which is broken it’s a temple not a dog holy crap this thing is big it’s a temple not a dock i mean a temple not a dog i mean doc okay it’s kind of dark in here so

There might be traps i would be this is my second house there’s nothing here i don’t believe it not for a second okay maybe i believe it yeah let’s live here this looks pog dude they found i’m sorry guys this is back from when i was younger

Um people were buying my my feet picks they made a temple for me damn could you imagine dude i mean we’re really acting right i got all this stuff you didn’t just clear it out later do you have the beds yeah right here what’s up here oh i broke my ankle

I need um what do i need i need my axe i just made a fresh hatchet boom boom boom this isn’t working well there we go not this one won’t break oh it’s on top of a stair that’s why and oh here i think that’s yours

You have tools on ah just my saber in the hatchet my bow what worry i would never did somebody pull a bow on me oh it’s you i thought it was a skeleton about a headshot oh i am dehydrated hey you can’t do that it’s griefing look what i found guys

That means there’s another one on the other side maybe maybe no that’s this is the middle of it oh i need to drink some water you have cobblestone by chance going to dig down for that how do you make a pickaxe out of flynn um it’s stringing at the very top

And then two flint shards on the left and the right on top right i don’t have any flint shards i travel for gravel oh there’s a thing that goes down it’s like a oh where i don’t know i went down it oh [ __ ] oh oh oh [ __ ] oncopeed oh

Yeah i don’t think we should go down here yeah we definitely shouldn’t go down here it’s pitch black you are likely to be eaten by something oh dude grug grug’s gonna eat you yeah you need one of my diamonds light all right well that’s i don’t know what to do now dude

Uh we need xp so there’s like a whole entire skill tree off skill tree but click you not you y and i’ll bring up your skills and this is how you level up to use different tools okay so you gotta kill [ __ ] oh there’s a tree house yeah there’s a

Dungeon under our house by the way [Laughter] and a tree house andrew instead of doing that let’s continue the spiral you want to spiral yeah let’s continue the spiral staircase guys we have a village too a village yeah oh we just made bays do

We want to live in a village or do we want to live here literally it’s right there like the village is within we learn about dude we can make this like a big we can clean this up right and make this like a big mega base dude that’d be cool

Okay because we got like a wall and [ __ ] dude the [ __ ] was that okay we’re okay oh there’s an iron golem here [ __ ] this [ __ ] a bunch of free wood what the [ __ ] someone went uh why i just killed a [ __ ] there’s one of those spring things

Why is why do i hear ronald weasley oh is that what that does yeah oh i see the thing that goes down huh let’s go sleep um yeah the villagers make that funny disorder is it a percentage sleeper is it everybody’s gonna sleep everybody um i’m busy at me kind of hot

What am i going to do say no i found a tree house dude i i called it i found first mine [Laughter] they just keep going oh i heard a creeper oh help me why would i do that oh dude um dude what happened in here don’t worry about it

They they were doing witchcraft dude this is like a woodlands mansion almost found some water bottles dude the villagers are broken yeah no come here i found a bunch of like um there’s like a bunch of stuff here like good stuff like gear okay that’s actually kind of annoying

I’m turning off the olivia saw all right everyone um we have hit that right 30 minute mark a goodbye i mean we found a base we found a cool temple we found a villager um we cheated a little bit but that’s fine it would be almost a little bit

It would be literally impossible we’ll catch you next one gamers bye bye