Ro11en – Here’s what 3 months of chaos did to my Minecraft Earth SMP…

Three months ago as of today i just released the open beta of my minecraft earth s p server to celebrate reaching 1 000 subscribers since then the server has come a long way and to celebrate the upcoming transition into the full release of roland’s earth smp

I’ve decided to make a video where i not just tour but roast the bases on the server please keep in mind that this is all in good fun and take everything i’m about to say with a grain of salt but before we get onto the video i’m obliged to tell you

That literally negative 1.9 percent of people who watch my videos are actually subscribed so please subscribe and for each one of you who doesn’t subscribe a fish will literally drown and obviously you don’t want that to happen let’s get on to the video oh my gosh

Look at this mess this is spawn as you could probably already tell there’s some attempts at nice stuff but it just kind of gets destroyed instantly you know this place is probably the largest dumpster fire on the server totally 100 because the players and not because of me the server owner neglecting my

Duties and keeping it clean like seriously there’s that piece of hot garbage floating in the sky and there’s water flowing out of it well last time i was here this place was actually kind of nice it was like a nice little place you could sit here and just admire the dumpster fire

That expands all around the spawn area over here we have the pit this is actually pretty new i’m not sure what it is now i’m not sure what exactly about an enderman head makes good decoration but the builders of this place sure seem to think so so there’s plenty of them

All just kind of laid around here also pumpkins what’s with the pumpkins why pumpkins of all things oh i can’t break things but it’s my server bypass there now i can do whatever the heck i want oh my gosh what the heck is this this is hideous

Which is pretty cool you have like these trees the the dirt with holes in it suspended over a pit some farmland with no water whatsoever and yet there’s water in here they but you couldn’t spare any water to come out here oh look someone lives in this place bye bye

Yeah i’m not sure what this is supposed to be whatever it is it looks like it should be burnt very soon oh my gosh i just what happened here is this some kind of nuclear fallout like there’s literally bits of cobblestone all over the place why is there so much

I can’t deal with this anymore let’s go in this direction looks like here we have a stadium it’s pretty much the plain bagel of a stadium it’s just pretty barren of anything interesting oh look a smiley face over here there’s some attempt at a nice place this

This is actually pretty cozy you have booboo tree hmm i mean that makes sense the name checks out cool vibes only all right we can sit here with our cool vibes and admire the skyline of garbage here’s the ruins of a fort it actually looks pretty cool

As ruins in fact i think it looks better blown up than complete excuse me mister problem solved i did some searching on the map of the server and i found this place and a poor villager stranded out in the middle of nowhere these people must be monsters

They left this poor guy just floating in the middle of the ocean look how desperate he is this seems like a pretty cool underwater base but uh it looks like you guys have a little bit of a leak might be a good idea to call some plumbing services what a very modest

Storage room okay what the heck is this so you have the item frames not even on the barrels and i guess these are somewhat sorted but can you call that sorted and then here’s a pile of shulker boxes as to be expected like seriously just sort your items please

And oh my gosh what is this entrance well there’s also no furniture here i mean if you call an acacia log with a torch on it furniture i think you need to go check out some ikea furniture sure it’s cheap and it’s not the best

But it works and it’s more than what you have going here oh my gosh what is this i have to admit this is probably one of the nicer rooms i’ve seen you have like brewing stands on the floor but at least the floor is you know

Wood this needs a reality tv show like one for hoarders because you have just like a bunch of shulker boxes lying on the ground your bed can’t even fit anywhere just kind of laid in the middle of the room you can’t even get to these brewing stands back here because there’s just so

Many shulker boxes for a moment i thought that room was on fire you know at this point i wouldn’t really mind here we have italy which is actually a pretty nice base unfortunately there’s not a whole lot i can roast about this place it’s pretty nice except someone doesn’t like replanting farmland

I guess the people in this town really don’t care all that much about privacy given that none of their houses have actual doors and what in the heck is this okay why why would you do this why would you keep a bunch of striders in a room

And at least patch the holes in your windows this is one big nether portal are you guys making up for something oh there’s some hot air balloons here this one looks like it’s a little bit close to this tower in fact i would probably want to get out

Of that hot air balloon as fast as possible before it pops or do hot air balloons even pop or do they just kind of tear i don’t know i’ve never been a hot air balloon so i don’t know what it’s like what’s in here the horse nay and bones

I’m not sure what this is supposed to be is the horse invisible or something because i don’t see a horse what is this lincoln logs this house looks like it’s made out of lincoln logs does it even have a roof no it doesn’t over here we have their mob spawner it’s actually

Relatively stylish for a mob spawner most of the time these are pretty ugly but they seem to integrate it well with the rest of their structures except for this building which seems to disagree with the laws of physics in all seriousness though this is actually a really nice base i like it a

Lot moving on oh my gosh what is this okay this is kind of a lot to unpack first of all we have this ravioli made of netherrack that just kind of extends infinitely into the sky and goes absolutely nowhere and then they have a floating tree farm

Apparently you know how i know it’s a farm because there’s a single piece of unwatered wheat sitting right there and we have this house this house is like cut in half it’s like half a trailer home and it sure fits the aesthetic we also have this staircase that just kind of ascends

To nowhere like what is this a 20 meter diving platform into this one block deep lake and then you have this house interesting block choice of polished bird poop personally i cannot stand diorite there’s very rare situations when it can look nice and it looks like this house has

Been looted for its flooring but it looks like it also had diorite as the flooring as well okay this is probably one of the nicer looking houses in this village it’s very quaint it’s just kind of like a pile of boulders i guess this is patrick starr’s house right here and

There’s also a very nice window where you can look out and enjoy the roses here we have a little bit of a fort this is like the charlie brown of sailboats look at that it’s so depressing it’s sunk to the bottom of the ocean which is only like a block deep

And you have a single pink wool block i’m not sure if that’s supposed to be a sail or a depressing christmas ornament this one’s a little bit better it has five blocks of wool instead of just one here’s a bridge that actually goes somewhere and right over here we have

The united kingdom which is a pretty cool place they have their army barracks um they have a pretty cool house style that’s basically logs and then cobblestone ceiling furthermore you have a wall that’s not really even a wall it’s just kind of like a sky ornament you can just walk right under

I’m not sure how that’s supposed to work i’m very curious how this actually happened because normally you build walls from the ground up not from the ceiling down and a bridge decorated with my favorite block um diorite directly north of there we have this place this is actually a nice little town

Yeah their walls are very effective especially with that staircase of granite leading right over the top looks like they implemented some advanced heating systems in their house to keep them warm in the winter they also have a church here which i’m not sure with a warship maybe broken windows looks like this

House has been decapitated as a blood sacrifice oh my gosh what is this i’m very confused does that go down to bedrock that’s a stupid question of course it does because who wouldn’t just want to spend hours building a giant dirt tower from bedrock to outer space

And here we have the water nation it looks like their aesthetic is a bunch of trash floating in the ocean in all seriousness this is actually not that bad this house is pretty cozy i like the design of it but your potatoes they look a little bit stunted compared to your

Wheat i hate to say it but this is a sorry excuse for a bee room there’s flowers and a campfire but there’s no bees but hey i have to respect these guys they don’t have land so they make their own moving on huh that’s actually not a bad looking castle they actually use

More than one type of block it kind of looks like a cyclops though with that one window and completely bare of anything else i mean this is actually not a bad fort it’s kind of bland in the block choice but it has a pretty interesting shape to

It if you’re building a house and it’s already starting to look like a stop sign maybe it’s a sign that you should stop it’s so tall why would you make it so tall are you making up for something looks like we have another town just southeast of

That place the bases in europe are actually pretty close together it’s pretty cool to see let’s just take a moment to appreciate the architecture in this house the block choice is a little bit bland you could do with a little bit more variety than just cobblestone but i actually like the

Concept you have a farm below and a nice living area up here and then oh my gosh that is one heck of an attempt at a roof in fact it looks like an octopus tentacle this swedish village is being completely taken over by brick octopus well that is a beautiful wall isn’t it

I mean it sure isn’t pretty but does the job actually no it’s not pretty and it doesn’t do the job because it’s filled with holes over here we have i don’t know what that is it’s a little bit odd but this seems like it would have

Been a pretty cool town at some point now these people know how to do a wall correctly i mean it’s nothing special but at least they have logs there so it looks a little bit less you know bad and these houses are pretty good it’s not quite child proof though because you could

Very easily just walk off the balcony you have your site of worship for furnaces like if you want to worship your furnaces there’s this place here it’s like a shrine for crafting oh here’s another little town in the middle of the wilderness it looks like it’s just kind of

Made off of a trade route like a road that doesn’t actually exist past the boundaries of the town let’s just take a moment to appreciate the architecture here and of course we have the communist flag because you can’t have a town without a communist flag they put more effort into

The flag than the actual town here’s the major city in india and there’s quite a bit to unpack here you have some sort of lighthouse looks like made out of netherrack and cobblestone and then we have this place which looks like it’s pretty much on fire and then you

Have the real beauty of the town you have a mix of smooth stone blocks and jabba the hutt cobblestone it looks i don’t i don’t even know it’s not a lava cast because there’s some like stairs and stuff there and you have the ceiling supported by toothpicks and here we have

The supreme republic of south america this is my base but i have to be fair and roast it just as hard as all the other ones this wall is like stylish ish but it’s very short all you have to do is just jump and you can see right in and then we

Have the chicken machine okay i can’t hate on this this is like top tier building here this is a really nice house pretty cozy interior too oh okay you have a glass floor and then another glass floor and then two blocks of water like what is that supposed to be please someone explain

To me you have a problem with hoarding brewing stains look at all these why on earth would you need this many you also have the very pleasant bedroom with obsidian of course of all blocks this is a very clean transition into the room with the glass ceiling and floor

And no purpose here we have the castle which i designed myself so i take full blame for the lack of texture aloe veras did the interior it’s pretty nice and you have a collection of severed heads on the ceiling we were also very kind to put all the

Heads of our enemies on spikes on our castle wall we have pretty much the entire wall covered in heads and then here we have the brewing room i guess i’m kind of a hypocrite for calling that person out and having so many brewing stands because i myself have an obsession with them too

Oh my gosh i just realized this why are there so many chickens they’re even on the roof now is the time i just stop asking these kind of questions and instead start thanking you guys for watching this video if you guys enjoyed this video please be sure to drop a like

And subscribe also you can check out the discord server if you want to join the server for yourself link in the description i would also like to thank all the players who’ve been playing throughout the whole open beta the server is now moving into a full release so we’ll have some new

Custom plugins and a fresh new map that’s all for now and i’ll see you guys next time You