YouTuber merch is terrible unless it’s mine you should find my merch whenever it’s released over the next few months I’ll tell you what’s also terrible not being subscribed to the James Bryant live Channel please please do it please today I’m going to be talking about YouTuber merch we’re Gonna keep it strictly to Vibes I don’t want to [ __ ] on designers for the record this is everyone’s First Merch so hopefully it will be trash someone’s in class it’d be a shame if they just left oh wait if you’re in class With a lot of YouTubers first match they they will do something with them on it now do I think this is a bad thing not necessarily it can come across as narcissistic but because everyone does it it’s fine I like this one more than I would like just a name on something Aimsy reached out to me a couple of months ago being like we should go for coffee I’ve heard you like coffee I love coffee [ __ ] I invented coffee I did look it up but we haven’t gone for coffee so for that reason AMC I would put this in probably B but because we Haven’t gone for coffee yet I’m gonna go ahead and put this and see ow oxualli I oh that [ __ ] hat I thought my flies random on that note slip it up my [ __ ] I [ __ ] love that bucket hat dare I say it Axel our first S Plus Amfrost I’ll be honest there the font not a fan of it the Pussycat if you’re going Bob with the designs which this is get a different color shirt behind that match the palette the Art’s good the delivery the execution is slightly dull for that reason I’m putting you in C and Frost I don’t think it’s a travesty I just think the execution could have been smoother bad boy Halo historically Minecraft emerge has never been grand I think it’s because like realistically the people who get attracted to Minecraft uh they tend to be Gamers and Gamers don’t really have The eye I have the fashion sense of a [ __ ] horse I’m not the person to go by here the fun is not the best and I’m not a big fan of the colors and the character the mixing the blue and the purple I understand that’s bad boy Halo’s colors and the diamond sword we all love a good diamond sword right for a friend does a diamond sword dildo exist yes uh guys I’m gonna be ending the stream yet so bad boy Halo I’m I’m sorry man it’s an e you just got given an e this [ __ ] reached out to me a month ago saying do you want some merch fill in this form I was like I’ll fill in the form I love free clothes I’ll wear that [ __ ] on a stream man this [ __ ] did not send me [ __ ] and it’s a shame because I actually really like the Design it’s very wasted Paris I don’t know if you know that designer brand try and order something from wasted Paris by the way the only unfortunate thing is that you have to order it in French but I did translate the website into English and you can do it but you could also buy Bills so much not that I would anymore because he didn’t send me any for free and that puts him in a boomer North America watch my chat right now all right some of them are putting in honest ratings other people are going frog laughs I’m just going to do a basic frog design Put that [ __ ] on a white hoodie you [ __ ] will buy a thousand of them not a fan of the Hat I do love this though and it’s got a lot of designs and then with the black hoodie having the two sides but I just think it’s a bit Easy I’m gonna go ahead and put this in B Katie bugs I hate bugs anyone who says they love bugs is coping if you love bugs Katie bugs imma put a [ __ ] spider in the corner of your room let’s see how you deal with that spider you Would kill that spider I do like the merch though okay question was this released before or after Tommy in it sweatshirt after hmm so you’re telling me multi-colored lettering on a blue sweatshirt I may have seen that before it’s going in C for copying you copied Tommy no one does that on my watch thank you very much guys I’m not masturbating in the Among Us tab Captain Sparkles oh Christ no that is that is bad what in the [ __ ] Star Wars Iron Giant [ __ ] is this also this was before he was jacked for that reason Alone Captain Sparkles you’re getting put in here oh my God loads of people use their primes go guys did I just Farm are you a are you a little cow did I just milk the twitch cow did I just go don’t say moo that makes it that makes It quite odd actually I’m gonna go ahead and I’m taking it back oh Christ now my hands feel dirty oh God [ __ ] oh that’s gross don’t move at me Connor what is that oh Connor it’s not good Jack manifold ate am I right oh God Sorry corpse oh yeah we get it he’s so cool corpse is so sexy he’s got such a nice voice I like it when he raps about anime it is really cool he gets S Plus uh no s I think it’s a bit like too good It annoys me crumb cup toast oh yes yes yes yes yes yes yes I would wear this oh my God the pocket with the hidden feature that’s so good Farm Subs but still getting that 50 50 split l go on you you can have this one win chap You can have this one win dad and Phil I’m not saying it and don’t come in here going don’t shut up shut the [ __ ] up DanTDM he has a kid audience you’ve got to understand he has a child audience children would eat this [ __ ] up you could see someone going to a school Disco in this and they wouldn’t get spoken to until their adult life but still you could imagine it for that reason it’s going in a all right here we go I really want to hate it but come on it’s the First Merch drop it makes the most sense having the smile big is Confident I’m so sorry if you own one of these and you’ve ever gone outside I I understand you I’ve been there man I used to wear Guns and Roses t-shirts as a 14 year old I’ve been bullied I get it I know it’s basic oh God this this is Gonna sting because I know this [ __ ] makes so much money from this oh to just have one day of Dreams money I’d live a long life I’d move to Bali there would be a swimming pool no internet because Christ I just want to leave nice bed wooden furniture nice Couple of people there just to give me massages to rub my belly a particularly large banquet I can practically taste it both the food and the partners I’m gonna put it in hey I just think oh obviously is a cash cow I get it it’s so simple Good for him like enjoy your Millions it’s quite basic I don’t know what the Legends means probably like an in thing I’m gonna put it in B what I will say about Eric is it’s a very unfortunate name Eric if I ever meet you I’m really Sorry for what I’m about to do because I do the best like DJ Dex impression and you know for a fact if we ever met oh just be going hey it’s every every I’m not gonna go Eric’s rewinding every um and I I think like Eric probably just Doesn’t want that every every crank game plays okay I heard how much Ethan and Mark made off of their um their drop during unus anus quite frankly it disgusted me please Fly Me Out The Barley buy me a house yeah this is uh kind of mid so I’m gonna go over ahead And put this in C not a fan of the colors the Design’s okay Finster I’m a foreign for that reason it goes in C foolish Gamers flesh flesh Gamers uh not a fan of the bubbles I feel like if you made them more pronounced O’s I’d be a fan you’re nuts I love wearing that hoodie I could be with my friends and if they were to like ever act up I could just go you’re nuts uh we’re gonna go ahead and put this in see nopy you know what’s really cool Supreme as [ __ ] Hunter X Rose you can say that Again because Hannah XXX rose rose to the challenge I like that I like the Roses I get it [Laughter] I don’t know it’s gonna be like why are there flowers I’m gonna put this in a this feels like an a to me jump manifold this is a joke get off my screen I’m not in the mood for funnies jacksepticeye [ __ ] I’m definitively horny looking at this [ __ ] hell if humans Were like blessed with green luminescent come Christ this would be a big [ __ ] self I like this it fits his audience because it’s like the Slime [ __ ] like this would have been the era of slime uh and I get it yeah you know what I’m gonna put this in a James married thick Merch I bet there’s a thousand [ __ ] in here that wish they had this my guys I wish I had this I don’t even have one anymore we sold maybe 100 to 200 why are you all saying e it went so hard in person this one looked so Good hey [ __ ] you guys it’s going to S Plus [ __ ] you I’ll probably get an S because I’m modest Carl Jacobs just not real not real but moving off the screen it’s real [ __ ] me Mogul moves I love it sorry it’s good it’s going in s yep we get it Ludwig you’re successful and you’re intelligent and you’re smart and you’re funny and you’re better than me in every way cool and I just copy you like that’s all realistically all I’m doing but it won’t matter when I live in Bali when I live in Bali nothing will matter anymore And I’ll be surrounded by booty and banquet and the boys Markiplier makimu it’s rough hey guys it’s Markiplier I’ve just released to the most mid-march that anyone’s ever touched many men are [ __ ] Christ that’s quite funny that they put the model as a woman because there ain’t no Chance in hell that a single woman bought this shirt [ __ ] me man that is bad Mr Beast kind of iconic but like I just I’m never not a big fan of the logo design so we’re gonna put that and see oh I get it I like the guitars Nikki Actually gave me a a free nihaju unrolleys hoodie the other day so I’m actually better and more valuable than every other person here uh you don’t have it and I do so if you’re a big uh Nikki fan just know that she doesn’t care about you and that she liked me Enough to give me a hoodie I like that I’m putting this in a ninja off the screen that is ugly as [ __ ] what the foreign okay now this is the real filter one I actually really like that I love I always love like arm designs on hoodies I think that can fix a black hoodie up you know filter I like this I’m gonna put it in a pokey main oh that’s bad I was not expecting that that’s really mid I’m still gonna put this in D that’s kind of like disappointing puffy oh okay I really like it that’s so cool I’m gonna actually put this one in s for a First Merch drop to go for a hoodie which has different colors or like different colors on different parts and like different stitching I think that’s really cool puns just a Minecraft be see Purple oh damn it’s very teddy fresh so I’m gonna have to put this in C for copied anyway but the vaporwave sunset is like I don’t know it’s just overused like that being said like I would wear that crack a d again this is very like Axel stuff like it’s like fun cartoonish Designs wouldn’t wear the baby one uh I’m gonna go ahead and put this I don’t know I’ve always I’ve always kind of liked quackity’s match so I’m gonna put that a name is this a Christmas drop no [ __ ] you’re coming for like the biggest brand ever are you telling me that you you Want green and red [ __ ] you’re you’re starting beef with Santa Claus oh what’s this another one of the Dream Team copying other brands no no they never no no no no no no no slight and co uh B mid sorry not mid in A bad way just a bit like basic CPK I do what I want do you have you ever committed a federal crime do you actually do what you want I do what I want I play on MCC okay I guess I don’t do that you know what CPK because you Because you just beat me without even being in the room Shelby dare I say it a cursed image again I like the pocket stuff that’s quite cool but why I swear this is the first time we’ve seen a Creator’s face today it’s making me feel Odd so for that reason Shelby I know we hung out today but I’m gonna put you in C sorry about that so yeah I’m a gamer I like this a lot slime School very good I really like paint design merch I kind of want to do a Stream at some point where I design much in paint and then sell it at the end of the paint at the end of the paint at the end of the stream I’m gonna put this in ass I really like that I’d wear that so major one No no what you hate gay people now the vowel come on you’ve been gifting me subs for months surely you have to know that I am homophobic unicorns are just overdone they were overdone in 2011 you know I’m gonna put that in D sorry major you can’t make that joke [ __ ] Yes I can listen to car lights sneak I actually really like it I always love the two-tone hoodies I’m gonna go ahead and put this in a I actually quite like this it’s neverish yo emedia S Plus love the 8-Bit art the colors are very nice I would wear this very good snifferish Cert house you know what I actually think it’s kind of cool that some people just like take designer Brands and just do something with it you know I know a lot of the suit house guys and I really like the way that they’ve um they’ve kind of like repurposed a designer brand Uh and I you know what I think that’s cool cool yeah I actually think that’s really cool that that people would um do that so I’m very happy for them and I hope it sold well psychuno [ __ ] only one of you is saikuno all of it Goes hard hey Ted neverson it’s so good you get an ass Tommy in it Tommy in it Tommy in it I actually think this is kind of cool I like the red and white it’s definitely his style I’m gonna put it in a valkyrie oh [ __ ] get over Yourself yeah yeah cool this is a problem when you hire actual designers that do clothes for a living you get really cool stuff sure you do but then it means you you’re making the rest of us we now have to put effort in otherwise No One’s Gonna buy our [ __ ] They’re just gonna buy yours so thanks very [ __ ] much Valkyrie yeah it’s really good nice I hope it made you a lot of money and you’ve lowered my paycheck and I’m already on 50 you know [ __ ] you I’m putting you in a Wilbur okay I love Wilbur’s much this was not As fine James the first do a thing where first ask people to give me a random sentence that I then have to work into fic I’m writing you don’t have to but do you want to give me a sentence James sat his plump behind in his PT Cruiser That’s what I’m going for will I need anyone wear this yes I actually really like this drop wisp I love it [ __ ] where are you he’s my little scrunkly you know ah Video Information
This video, titled ‘Roasting YouTuber Merch’, was uploaded by James Marriott Live on 2022-09-27 20:36:53. It has garnered 518966 views and 36285 likes. The duration of the video is 00:14:02 or 842 seconds.
Today we take a look at the worst, first YouTuber merch drops. I give my honest takes on Dream’s merch. Please give me one day of your earnings dream I would like to move to Bali.
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