Roguelike Adventures & Dungeons 2 | THE WORST DESIGNED BOSS IN ALL OF MINECRAFT. # 15

Solo Hello Gamers xyle let me turn off this bike after so I don’t lag out my computer all right so this is how this is gonna work juice where’s Kratos which I’ll suck Kratos Kratos cause me personally if he told me to I don’t think I would let me do my

Spectacular intro I don’t know if y’all hear the background noise and my [ __ ] the shaders is tweaking low-key I mean they fine when I’m zoomed in but when I’m zoomed out they’re tweaking hello kings and queens Zio today we will be playing more roguelike Ventures and dungeons episode 15 16. and what’s this black bar here for what’s up with this black bar hold on let me see if I can resolve this issue what yo that’s why the black bar was there what we got oh [ __ ]

Section 80 high power I love it though I love it though you know to the constellations my Sensations uh that’s all I really remember we’re free for free I did it I did it I found it I found all the quests there’s no way to pinpoint what quests is what I don’t

Want to be naughty anymore bro how do I unnodify myself you will for a once naughty always naughty once Natty always Natty dude let me take all that off let me get undressed for you 35 . Y’all I’m pissed off I’m pissed off you wanna know why I’m pissed off hold on let me tell y’all a story about what just happened right so listen up listen up are y’all listening do you see what’s going on right now all right this is a cookie or is it

Now but for real this is a sugar cookie big ass cookie too look this is my hand this is the cookie right it’s a big ass cookie big ass cookie Ella for realize how we just add ass into the vocabulary and somebody who isn’t fluent in English

They’re all like what do you mean by that like think about it if you weren’t fluent in English like you are right now today and you say that’s a big ass cookie does that refer to a cookie that got a big ass Or like [ __ ] I’ve seen a couple hey I’m not gonna lie SpongeBob mom back to my story right so we got this cookie right it’s a good eye cookie look muy bien it’s like 2 A.M so I’ll go upstairs I bought these cookies right I bought these cookies I

Go upstairs and I’m trying to get myself a cookie but little did I know the loudest Contraption known to man so in order to get the cookie I have to do a nine combination lock procedure the Enigma of this contraption so you know what happened you want to know what happened so I

Tried to open it [Applause] And I end the process I woke up everybody in my damn house I don’t know who in their right mind thought that these plastic ass Contraptions were good bro this brings me back to a member I had as a kid as a little child bro and I

Was trying to get into the Seven Up cake oh my God the seven up cakes were the [ __ ] I was trying to get into the 7-Up cake in this contraption this damn Contraption was blocking my access as a kid so whenever I would try to sneak

Into the 7-Up cake I would have to and unclick eight locks bro Master Lock ain’t got [ __ ] on these damn plastic Contraptions that that cover their desserts did I finish my intro So today we’re going to be exploring the second dimension in Blue Skies like I said I was

Right so remember when I made that noise before I needed a change of pants when I saw the blue skies I mentioned because of how pretty it was we’re gonna go right back there and we’re gonna explore it I don’t think this is the portal though whoa

Man you got a big log shorty we in Thailand this looks like if Squidward has scoliosis it was running away from somebody in a sneaky in a sneaky fashion with one of those uh barretts on or one of the he got what I got on I forgot

What it’s called for some odd reason man sometimes you just gotta sit here and appreciate Minecraft and if Minecraft was never a thing Minecraft would never be a thing imagine Minecraft but with only circles bro like imagine instead of squares it was circles that wouldn’t even work for real

All right let me back into this cute ass dimension here we are splash hello Mr Krabs Eugene you don’t want the smoke back up back up I told you you ain’t want the smoke Eugene you didn’t listen it’s a red one I Shield is kind of pissing me off a little bit

I don’t even use it for real oh man you can see so much more without the shield what’s this what’s in here teams this tool doesn’t work as well in here you know mod creators you got to stop with that [ __ ] if I got multiple my if I’m playing a mod pack

And there’s different mods that allow me to get better weapons and tools just because I’m not using your [ __ ] you don’t gotta feel a certain type of way what is that oh I ain’t even see the crazy thing is he ain’t even touched me he just got struck by lightning okay

Now hold on I speak Flames I spit Flames a Sabers would not tame I’m like a dog guess you call me great we don’t even get his drops it’s off crazy okay well as we can see here is the ever bright everybody and what we basically

That’s a thick ass cow look at that cow look at that cow that’s an azulfo what’s good I ain’t even mean it how you doing bro you want some gold I ain’t even mean it like that for real you ain’t gotta you ain’t gotta Why are you getting hurt listen listen I’m not gonna lie you looking real thick delicious have y’all ever ate like raw meat have y’all ever ate raw meat because it’s something you got to try now I’m just playing don’t ever put raw meat in your mouth

You’re not a primal okay we’re past the the stages of raw meat by a lot of years my friends so let’s not put raw meat in our mouths if somebody tells you that raw meat is healthier don’t listen to them they’re lying to you scientifically proven that they are

Lying to you my friends should we go over here this [ __ ] looks so cool we gotta go in here if it lets us other than that though we just gotta we gotta get through this biome defeat the uh the bosses and [ __ ] like how we killed The Alchemist got the

Dungeon King and killed the spider we gotta kill the Summoner with the nature dungeon key and killed in the heart of nature I was here to kill the bosses we’ve been looking at it I gotta take a screenshot I gotta take a screenshot for thumbnail that’s right I know we have

Filters like this I know I can do all this this is crazy oh that’s nice oh that’s nice answer oh star flares that’s cool okay continuing into this big ass thing it looks cool do I get an advancement advancement advancement that is not the first location we’re

Supposed to go we need to find the Summoner now where is the Summoner allow us to look in our blue skies notebook ever bright or the Summoner notice how uh at the top of the ever bites blind blinding dungeon I got to a five hours I saw my goals to teleport himself

To another section I have the one spawning equivalent to escape early blinding dungeon go to different dungeon it just looks different all right well time to explore a little bit let me sit back get back and explore a little bit You know what I should do while we explore I should turn on more that Animal Crossing [ __ ] and start freestyling while I explore see what we can cook up see what we could cook up and start freestyling hold on here we got listen to this okay yeah let’s [ __ ] it up with this Um okay See I’ve already gotten canceled I’m a deliverer I’m a deliverer like a skin walker late at night I take your liver watch your body bleed out like the Nile River of Egypt [ __ ] I [ __ ] [ __ ] I dip in our water [ __ ] splash I got Shawty next to me with a fat ass I said I said damn

Kind of kind of kind of itching on this beat like it’s a rash I said um hit the dash man we’ve been searching for a minute and we’ve only come across a village and uh that’s about it I’m not necessarily entirely sure where I should be searching though that’s the issue

Where I should be searching for the uh Summoner I better smell like stank ass going through all these farm animals I would hate to be a farmer have to you would probably get used to the dookie smell after a minute though and that’s the scary thing about it that’s the scary thing about when people stink when people stink sometimes they don’t even know they stink

It is really sad I know I stink when I mistake y’all know we all stink when you stink because you subscribe to me if you subscribe to me we all rational you know what I’m saying we’re all you know not entirely correct in the brain

Because you got to be a little quirky to be subscribed to me to be honest I think God is real all right we’re back I think my computer ran out of disk space so basically what I did was I came in here and I killed the dude that was guarding

These dudes like it was it wasn’t like this and that’s what happened I went up here and I was like hello prisoners and then I came back here and I looked on my my other monitor and my other monitor said unsufficient disk space so I was like oh okay so now

We’re back though now I have a good 426 gigabytes nice right what’s in here hello oh Whispers you hear them my fault so what is this who’s that it’s all in my head it must be all in my head they’re telling me you’re telling me I

Need to subscribe look at that look at that cat you’re gonna you’re gonna get hit you can’t be close to me I got covered bro Never hurt me oh dope side is pretty good actually look out cap on God for real no cap on God for real this meatloaf is fire no cap on God for real these deviled eggs if you watching this video right now and you have some chapped ass lips don’t lick them now

Did you know temptation we got a slow dope aside sword cool it’s got to be slow it has to be slow just like me twin how do I get out of here where did I come in from hold on something is not something is something is uh just like me twin

So we’ve got the four dungeon binding blinding dungeons oh oh black man video food is a lot hey oh I don’t like this oh my God I wasn’t ready for this boss fight oh my can y’all stop nibbling in my toes bro not for the free stop okay we’re getting we’re getting some

Good damaging though we’re getting some good damage how’s our armor looking armor looking that’s fine bro okay he’s almost there oh this may be this may be what what we need a couple more hits maybe what we need that’s what I need one more hit just one just thank you Tragic Magic big Rhymes and [ __ ] can I break this now can I break your hair can’t do that I got a trophy though we got the trophy well we killed the Summoner and uh we got his goodie bag and oh what hey yo so we have we have 15 movement speed increase for

The wraps survived another Travis Scott concert and then we got a soul bound spear so it comes give it a second let’s go and come back online it was a little scary How do I get in here is there like do I have to say like open sesame poof tooth you know what I’m saying do I do I just invite myself in though because I’m sure I can’t break in right cannot break it so I have to find the entrance

For the entrance and enter the dungeon I wish I knew I always shiny I wish I knew you are the entrance I wish I knew you wanted me anybody in here why isn’t she working why is the [ __ ] breaking I had a [ __ ] breaker hello what did he spawn oh black Golem

I’ll do pack a punch huh at least it’s not spiders though honestly I don’t gotta worry about webs I can speed through this [ __ ] that is wonderful making all this this tool doesn’t seem to work well here well I do not care cry about it foreign

This dungeon we have to go up if I’m not mistaken so the other dungeon it went deeper I think this dungeon goes higher so we gotta find the area that allows us to go up hey we found where we go to get up plus it looks like a broken down staircase it seems

We just gotta find more broken down staircases man this dungeon’s loot is Dookie all flowers and wood bombana keeps covering that’s what’s called my bunny keeps covering my eyebrows yeah I don’t know ain’t no good loot leave me alone do not be doing that The Rock the Dwayne because I know Dwayne The

Rock Johnson waiting for me when I make it to his crib when I make it to his humble abode where I make it to his throne he’s waiting for me with Kevin Hartford the throne Bridge okay we’re gonna get hit there another floor okay I don’t know how many more floors there

Are to go look at we got him he’s given a knee we gotta do give it a knee and then just still have the same [ __ ] ass Rewards some of y’all are like watching this [ __ ] and he’s in there and you’re like you’re all like

Why is why isn’t he dodging he has the Dodges that he needs to dodge well simply because I don’t remember how to dodge I said it as a key Bond and I don’t remember to keep on so I just haven’t been dodgy foreign oh this is it be at the top

Here we are I need four dungeon keys the gatekeeper is now selling nature keys Sometime later we have our four nature dungeon keys we’re ready to fight the boss no we’re not Okay how do you work what do you do what do you do oh okay I’m thinking about it I’ma give it imma give it one more go can you give me one more day out using a bow and if it can’t be done I’ma just keep it a buck with you

We going we gonna go bow it you’re gonna bow it actually matter of fact I got this [Applause] Um assuming he can’t be hit until I kill all of these and he spawned them all back oh You know what maybe I need to get some armor from this biome or from the ever break this is my tongue still [ __ ] my tungsten [ __ ] nah we have these are Germans gives me more Health uh I get a glowing effect and I preserve the item on death okay we got this this

Is my favorite [ __ ] Berserker lower higher damage gain knockback resistance in exchange for speed increases XP but also it adds exhaustion from time to time what you mean I don’t need XP reduces damage received that is not covered by protection other protection enchantments I don’t know what a cult Advantage

Damage is reduced I have some more Health uh and then we got this and this is just this okay so these are the enchant these are the new enchantments I got I went mining for some of the oversight okay some off-camera Mining and enchanting for some dope aside now

We’re gonna see if we can kill this all of this tungsten [ __ ] is gone it’s going in the trash I have to take a little shortcut don’t worry about the glass don’t worry about we don’t see the glass we don’t see the glass just have to take a shortcut now we will try

Again the lower my attacks make more damage God I mean it is the lower the more damage though I do a lot of damage oh I do 54 ahead that’s a little all right come on come get some why am I not excuse me how do I get to him fight back okay Okay all right okay mod creator mod creator explain to me right now from your own mod pack how am I supposed to kill the startling Crusher Okay so now we can dodge now we know how to dodge foreign this is crazy oh my God hold on Wait a minute what mod Creator what is this what is this [ __ ] bro what is this [ __ ] what is this [ __ ] oh my God oh my God no no it’s impossible it’s impossible it’s impossible it’s impossible This is how it has to be done this is how we have to kill the boss I have to sit here and use the spear thankfully I got this spear I didn’t even know that if I got like a head shot on him he stuns we could get like three three Good Hits

On them I’m in I’m in the corner I’m in the corner I’m in the corner dodge dodge dodge dodge just saved me oh my God Dodge save me Dodge save me God save me let me get my life back it’s gone this is how this has to be done you’ve

Got to be kidding me bro you have to be joking this beer is carrying because apparently if I get head shots on them like that he gets stunned we could wait and with that okay we got this we got this we got this we could just we all we got to do is

Strafe all we gotta do is straight strafe wait wait for my wait for my spear to recharge I gotta look at the enchantment on the spirit is this spear because this spear dropped from the other dude’s loot bag I swear bro what the [ __ ] is that what is that what is his hitbox this hitbox is so goofy Like dead ass this is a what Incarnation moment this hitbox is so goofy it’s so silly he’s half health but Lord have mercy is his hitbox Goofy oh no oh no all of my armor is gone I don’t even feel like making a new set Kill me no no kill me kill me kill me Ultimate spewer an ultimate spawn Brody is almost dead he’s almost done oh is he so fast These viewers gotta be the sit down [Applause] that just forget it just forget it just forget it just forget it just forget it it’s all right it’s all right we can leave that spewer forget it just gotta try to fight him away from it I could go through the walls I got you [Applause] we did that completely legitimately man wow that was amazing that was a good fight that was a good boss that was a good boss fight let’s see what we get a nature Arc wow two extra Hearts everybody two extra Hearts just just wow and what’s this he left a Starlet sapling

So that was the end of that it’s time to go home I’m not even gonna lie out of every mod I’ve ever played on Minecraft out of every boss I’ve ever fought on Minecraft that boss has the shittiest hitbox I have ever experienced my Creator you should be ashamed of

Yourself you should actually be ashamed of yourself because that boss’s hitbox is dog it’s dog [ __ ] that Box’s hitbox is so shitty bro how do you [ __ ] up that bad how do you mess up that bat really how do you mess up that bad you got these whole biomes

Right you got these amazing Boss Designs and creatures and sounds and background music for your your blue skies mod but at the same time you can’t get a hitbox correct for a boss that is supposed to be a main boss The most dog [ __ ] hip I am I apologize but that needs to be affixed immediately I will never come back to Blue Skies never ever ever never forget about it because blue Squad blue skies the mod was a good seven it was a good seven

Because it was a lot of good mods out there was a good seven because the biome and everything looked pretty and the bosses uh the spider the uh the Summoner and the in the in The Alchemist but the tree [ __ ] tree [ __ ] nah you were off the you were off the

Beam you were you were off something bro you gotta Chill on the mushrooms or something bro because that that was dude that was dookie that was dookie where’s the boss worst boss I’ve ever fought ever ever in all of Minecraft and I promise to you it will be that way for a

Long time that star-lit Crusher star [ __ ] Crusher Never Never bring that boss in front of my eyes again like did you even drive for one how am I supposed to know is it it was I could probably read it in the book probably read it in the

Book right read up on the boss in the book Stanley Crusher cars darling Crushers only Crusher or something something such as a spear one stone can be how I’ve been accessing ideal to chopping down so okay that’s you put that in the book good job good job for putting the spear

In the book because I didn’t read that but I just figured it out on my own because I’m like that I’m like that but at the same time that hitbox is dog [ __ ] you gotta fix that hitbox ASAP Rocky I’m sorry I’m not sorry at all I’m not sorry at

All you should be sorry I need you to apologize to me I need an apology video with tears okay matter of fact I need you to be lathered up and oiled completely naked when you when you make this this apology uh video and put your feet straight up in the

Camera for me and wiggle your toes a little bit because I never want to deal with that [ __ ] again matter of fact I need you to bust it down both booty cheeks shaking in different velocities simultaneously like that one SpongeBob episode where he was delivering the pizza

To some Jersey Club music and that that’s what I need to do I need to do all three of those in succession and then I’ll forgive you maybe I’ll think about it got me messed up 600 meters away 600 meters away take away a couple meters or 600 meters away

500 meters away 100 meters away 100 meters away and just like that we’ve made it back to the base before it was day hey well anyway that is it for today everybody this has been Style I promise to you that mod will never be explored again in any future mod pack

That I ever go into unless the mod Creator fixes up that damn hitbox I hope you all enjoyed episode 15 or 16. I forget I really do of roguelike Adventures and dungeons where we explored the second biome of blue skies you have any other suggestions as to

Games that you would like to see me play put them in the comments if you have any feedback on these videos or any other video that I’ve done or the way that I I commentate and put in the comments without further Ado that is it that is

All and I’ll see you all kings and queens for the next episode of roguelike Adventures in dungeons when that comes out or in the next video or episode of whatever it is that I’m doing or playing I hope you enjoyed goodbye I know foreign