Royal Reckoning: Otso & Derpy Adventure

Hey guys Derpy here and for the foreseeable future until cat gets more merch but we have some great merch today guys we have some brand new posters of Karina and my series I might be a little biased but I do like my poster you guys don’t even need to get them as posters

We have notebook version so that you guys may write down your dirty little secrets into it we will judge you anyway enjoy the video guys the content within this video is not suitable for children viewer discretion is advised all right what’s up where’s your liquor stash you know

Where you both F enough to drink what I’m not I’m not going to be in abusive drunk I’m very uncomfortable with that joke actually okay um straa why don’t you go L like sit down on the couch downstairs maybe you can get all lay down sits on couches

Him I do not want to sit on that couch again he he doesn’t he’s just being a dick come on fellas let’s go downstairs hey we get to drink more and uh yo shut shut up what shut up shut up nobody’s saying anything oh yeah we can do some shots some shots

Go take a seat while I get the shots of water anyway uh um hey what you’re like my best friend man look I Li you like a brother I never had a brother well they’re dead probably if I did Mom was a I’m sorry to hear that but yes we’re best

Friends thanks for doing that in my face do you want um are you are you do you want to get out of your um dress a sexy man I’m going to go I’m I’m going to get railed later promise uh-huh I think he’s too inebriated for

That activities yeah I think you are I think you need to just stay here you mean look at me I got I put tissues in my my breast things mom have nice perky tits then hey you know what I think I’m a drop uh what do you want me to reply to that

With yes oh no or no what do you want me to say what are we drinking um I’d like Lucas to come help me get some sure I just sat down that’s screw it I’m sorry love the both you man Lucas you’re so good foro man I’ve

Never seen it this happy in so long it’s not even funny man SP this I don’t know I just wanted to apologize to you that this is going on um I don’t want to make you uncomfortable if you want to go upstairs will I deal with him and get him into

Bed you can we both need to deal with him yeah I usually tend to deal with him on my own so but if you’re comfortable I oh hey oh the dinners arrived Jerry come back come back qu quack quack quack we had a party just

Duck St why don’t you go lay down on the couch I’m couches man hey come here oh sit in this okay sit right hey J bear I don’t know honestly hey uh we got obliterated at uh Derpy’s party um Yes I don’t know how to speak duck one day you’ll learn I can teach you if you want it’d be a fun skell to just randomly pull out at the park I’ll be honest with you walk walk walk walk Walk you don’t uh okay all right fine fine fine fine serious conversation he want you to take a seat yeah take a seat I’m going to I want to let seal in the different color of white bad is the other ceiling no it’s the same color is it yeah why don’t you look

More just keep staring at the ceiling dude just keep staring but it’s like I’m I think the I think the I think the I think the drugs are kicking in finally when did you do that was I makes it in my drink when no one was looking I’m

Sorry I’ll be honest I’m not surprised T takes Drugs yeah okay um where the my candies are you’re what what candies I’ve been handing them out all over the party mostly the Toby what was in the candy ah sugar like a drug or actual sugar you what the you take me for you think I’m giving drugs to a kid oh my

God you’re a dick oh you suck qu qu quack quack quack okay I I know you want to have like a serious moment with me so hold on a minute stra come on you’re going to go lay down I’m going to go your mom I can’t your mom come on go lay down

Come on uh okay I’ll lay down in the FL and then oh that was a bad burp okay luckily there’s a toilet attached to the room so go ahead was vomiting oh okay that’s going to be vomit okay go run to the bathroom then dude go go it’s in that door go go

Go all all right he’s fine he’s just throwing up but he’s fine I think he overindulged in drinking a bit too much oh what gave that away I’m sorry I don’t mean to be sarcastic I’m sorry what do you want walk wow really oh my gosh already well that’s just Fant okay let

Me let me fill idea what the hell saying Jerry and his girlfriend Marabella they have been together for quite a long time and they have decided to start taking the next step in their relationship which is eggs like uh like babies oh right that’s the eggs and all that yes and they’re starting

To they’re going for it congrats that means you can’t be a little anymore though what yeah you have to start shaping up as a dad you have to be like a a role model for your children ow that’s not role model ask I’m just saying man you don’t want your

I mean I’m just imagine a mini Army of tiny Jerry’s just just kind of like uh qu qu qu you’re going to be shaping yourself up all that leave the day hell phras is over buddy ow why do you keep pecking my face stop it I’ll smack you the little snoot

Beside yeah doesn’t feel good does it huh yeah doesn’t feel good huh doesn’t doesn’t feel good should I be here for this it’s okay it’s just a family squabble besides you’ll break every time I say treats yeah fight the urge buddy you want start shaping up I’ll give you treats later okay I’ll

Give you traits later I don’t have any on me right now okay good night what was I needed for this I think he wanted me to I think he wanted you included because you are my my uh significant other my uh my boyfriend and uh I would

Hope I would like you to be a permanent fixture of the family so I I think that was more of a you and him conversation though to be honest yeah cuz he also can’t understand the thing he says it’s a good point I don’t know why he was wanting you

There in that conversation right uh st’s just knocked out right now I hope yeah he threw up and then uh I think he’s in bed now is he I can go check suppose you could I’ll check you wait there stra got it oo what oo yes get the of here you little

Dicky what do you want I replace the TV why look at the TV it’s a mirror nowo it’s that’s what it means you’re a how oh I have a dumb me you’re a ho yeah hey you keep throwing up feel better okay you want me to give you

Anything some water perhaps um great okay I want to eat what I eat shrimp okay I’ll get you shrimp once you stop throwing up I want to eat bull bull balls keeping all right yeah he’s just throwing up right now he wants to see shrimp anyway do you like my little

Outfit I think it’s are little cute thank you I was waiting for an excuse to wear this it looks really good on he so thank you it’s h wi it’s just supposed to be U you know something ridiculous or you know costumes this could be literally

Anything I could be a K-pop boy band member I could be um an anime guy I could cuz you know my pink hair could make me an anime guy I don’t think the pink hair goes with the black but I wear black all the time well

I me in this fashion oh fair enough I guess I could have a different color but black is my color as you can see from my very monotone house good on you thank you I appreciate that I haven’t had what uh when how long do we get home oh

Um whenever you want like take you home now if you want how long since we got home your home it’s been like 12 minutes head upstairs sure yeah why no reason it’s a bit late after all yeah and stra is taking in the guest room so uh we’re in a

Predicament pretty uh wild predicament yes hold on let me tell him real quick something hey dude we have shrimp in the fridge if you want me I’m going to swallow that shrimp like it’s a dick hi hurry hurry hurry I don’t want to see that being honest I don’t

Either all right well how about we get ready for bed then huh it was a fun party hello I’m just oh hi Jerry qu qu quack qu quack me and Lucas will be sharing the same bed because stra is completely obliterated qu qu qu

Qu qu qu qu wait where are you going to go then you staying downstairs he’s an actual wingman but I’m yeah that was a l jump well that depends if you want to do anything if you feel up to doing anything I don’t want to make you can cuddle if you want

I’m not as well I’m not as wasted as thr yeah I’m I’m better than that um by the way there is no more TV you need TV I’m just letting you know in case you get board at any point um I still have my phone okay good good good

Just double checking because uh some got rid of my TV and I haven’t replaced it yet so uh yeah um who who got theid your TV some okay I’ll tell you the whole story later maybe we don’t have his name it’s just the man in white he’s just a creepy

Dude is not interesting all right well I’m going to get out of these cuz uh it’s pretty skin tight I’ll join you okay cool just going to just go to over here Okay oh