Royalty and Fangs: Aphmau’s Vampire Adventure

At night on this Minecraft server aphmau becomes a royal vampire and it’s up to me to find the best players to turn into my loyal vampire guard who’s job is to protect the Royal vampire but not everyone thinks vampires are good and it’s up to me to prove them wrong can I

Change their minds before it’s too late okay this should be a little bit um should be fine Pierce what there’s Diamonds oh man I’ve only got a stone pickaxe do you have an iron pickaxe uh V2 I only got Stone oh whoa I can’t believe we can’t get it right this way Oh man oh don’t worry that’s not all that’s not all wait what it is cheese Yeah I’m kidding the vampire gem oh this is perfect okay crafting table and eat some potatoes so I can be full and then let’s just grab the gym like this and then if I take this here oh I got a drink let’s go make a necklace like like so and Amulet ah this should turn me into the Royal vampire okay Royal vampire husband I have a real vampire I need some bodyguards oh and I think I know just hey Ian Hi Ian did you did you see that I mean uh I I saw letters I don’t know what they said yeah I’m a little confused myself they’re red

And scary and I just saw it I don’t Pierce it’s just a bad that’s not a it’s not a problem oh I’m so glad you got out of that pit that was something yeah it’s incredible and he got a new change of clothes I think that I’m going to give you a big

Hug you know just hold yeah hold still hold still no that’s that’s all right no no no no just hold still let me give you a hug what happened Pretty good feeling that is how this works you two are my new Royal vampire guards you’re going to be protecting me from this point forward you understand This stuff looks great wow that’s really cool okay but real talk you are my vampire Knights okay and you need to protect me we cannot let the humans know about us because they will come after me okay so okay yeah we’re we’re the best yes Um excuse me my Knights can I speak with them please um sir from a safe distance oh that was nothing I just think it was a glitch or something like that you know just wait is is that an amulet excuse me no good job are you hurt are you okay

Everything’s good everything all right guys okay okay not moving not moving not moving just okay we need to do that but look look you guys are like my new outfit it’s a new skin I tried it on it doesn’t look very Royal yeah I mean it looks amazing these look really nice

Yeah yeah you’re not complimenting well enough I mean nothing don’t worry what was that about that I mean don’t think normal Minecraft huh average standard every day that’s all you heard hungry we gotta get something she can eat okay yeah let’s go I saw food at a noise Place let’s go oh yeah yeah yeah good

Idea uh uh Apple do you want like a cookie or some steak um no I need I need something a little bit more juicy um you know like a drink or you know some kind of red fruit punch Let’s talk about this what what how did you do that in one bite like that um he knows too much good job well done Pierce thank you thank you thank you you know what the sun’s gonna be coming up here soon what are we gonna do ah

Um oh we just go back to my house all right no no no that’s not enough we need to get you something official yeah yeah that is definitely not good enough for you yeah what no it’s a big house what’s bigger than this we need a castle we

Need something glorious to show off how powerful you are is definitely not a vampire just making sure everybody realizes shouting and being weird and all that no I think we found a castle wait hey Kim you’re not used to your house right yes yes but it looks nice and open and roomy

And way too big for just one person right so uh uh I think we should take it why don’t you head that way it seems like a good play a song we’ll get rid of these books we don’t need those what’s more suited for us royalty you know what you’re right we

Absolutely we’re gonna build a house yeah let’s go we gotta make sure something befitting of actual royalty yes sweet shall mine and build the best Castle oh this place is looking perfect already look at all the red and the purple the perfect combination the house is looking wonderful outside

Absolutely look at this it’s so simplistic it’s so the sun’s Rising guys get back inside get back inside we should be good here everything should be fine we should be fine over here oh we demand to know what’s going on we demand information excuse me excuse me all of you uh I need

You to start backing up please and thank you back up back up shoes back up wait a minute wait what son oh no oh no if he just turned into Ash that would mean he Okay so over here we have the breakfast nook which is very very nice we have this beautiful couch over here in the living room over here is our special scented candle for scented you know things and if you come over this way downstairs I will show you the upstairs

We have a um yes uh follow her upstairs another breakfast nooks saying keep your cards up guys I don’t like what’s going on here don’t worry Zayn you’re you’re inside of here we have a bed for any guests that may want to stay over um delicious I would love to say

Excuse me um and we come over here we have a uh a bathroom no mirrors we don’t want any mirrors in this bathroom and no running water and this is gonna be the best part of the house for you if you just follow me this way um if you just

Uh come this way there is a lovely trash can over there that’s where Ian sleeps uh in here looks in Feast Your Eyes Upon This oh this is a really rare one even has a limited edition tail it’s all there it’s okay I’m under shaved wait what is

That we’re trying to welcome our guests that’s not what this means what I think it means um do you need to be fixed I can fix you AFL I can fix you I promise I’m having fun right now okay as you know the vampire princess fixed we’re doing great

I don’t know I need to be fixed okay yes can we talk to you for a sec yeah what’s going on your place is super lovely we really like it but um how come this horse has wings oh it’s like a theme you know yeah it’s a vampire thing because we’re it’s a

Vampire horse getting we’re vampires what why do it I knew what guys it’s time to go you know what the manner and the burning Sun it’s like it’s like a little Halloween theme you know yeah hey guys look at me I’m back I’m no longer a pile of Ash but instead of Empire

Look how beautiful the view is from here I can see all the humans and I’m gonna go see what Zayn’s up to because I need to convince him that I’m a good vampire and that we are very good and he can let me be a vampire as long as I want hello Zane

Ah there you are hello you’re looking really delicious today I mean very nice today all right thanks uh hey why don’t you come into the lab in here I’ve got something really cool I’ve been working on I want to show you [Laughter] uh-huh what is it it’s the unmitigated

Power of science the science to cure sicknesses behold my latest creation what does it do well why don’t you try for yourself no I have a feeling that you’re going to try to cure me as a vampire but I’m playing with a mod and I’m okay with it you’re looking so pale

Though like you’re a vampire come on you know what I’m gonna try it it’s not gonna do anything okay out now hold on Okay it’s working no it’s just hurting me it’s annoying no wait no that wasn’t what was supposed to happen stupid machine stupid machine even after all the testing I did on you you can’t do this ow just stop stop for a minute wait what are you doing something’s happening uh

What’s going on huh that wasn’t what I was going for oh no let’s make you even more vampiric amazing I should I should eat really quick uh let’s eat yummy hey I do what she is a vampire Dane don’t worry I will I will I will fix you

That’s just the beginning of the night I gotta find other people to help if the humans see that we’re good sounds like him in trouble maybe if I help her she can like make everyone think that we’re really good him Kim are you okay No just get a little get him why are you doing this they’re not even already done because I am a vampire hunter now it is what you close I’m in my mistakes what are you doing why are you running like that why are you ready for us what’s going on

What’s Happening I don’t want to alarm you but him what was throwing steaks at me it hurts my heart well at least like medium rare not even oh okay okay let’s get her let’s go not even cooked well where is she wait maybe maybe it’s fine okay look that’s obviously humans are

Going to have a hard time getting to like us okay but we’re so good at protecting you yeah you are but I don’t I mean we can spell Mining and like chop it one of these by the way what did I find those are those are states don’t

Point it towards you oh let me just try be careful oh those those are don’t feel very good if you don’t if you point it towards you it will explode so please be careful not to do that I mean they they but but they’re actually kind of tasty I

Kind of like oh I yeah Um we should get you back to the castle ASAP ASAP yeah definitely definitely all right yes I do otherwise how do I remember to turn into a bag come on you know my guards can’t stop me from helping out the humans they gotta see that we’re good vampires oh we’re

Not gonna be able to play on the server help them like this just come down here oh a sheep Hello sheep oh he needs some more sheep you guys should definitely help him out because I think he we you know we did eat a lot of his sheep before just saying are you gonna help me are you gonna make me go back uh I mean you you

Keep wanting to go out here right yeah so as long as one of us is here to keep you safe then I figure we’ll be all right right we just need to stay together yeah and make sure we don’t scare any of the humans okay okay yeah

Absolutely yeah hey what’s this I think that if we take this sheep and oh you know what he’s got we can just make more shape that’s all we can do all right let’s see if we come up what the Pierce Pierce we can quill dear diary I found my new

Calling I’m going to become a vampire hunter it’s my destiny everything in my life is led to this moment and I know what to do which gym shouldn’t sign her name I got it you know what she probably took pierce with her because Pierce well he’s easily catchable I’m not gonna lie about

That why don’t you have gone she couldn’t have gone too far right hmm what is this Kim’s secret Hunter base no vampires allowed inside or is it Kim’s secret no vampires Hunter bass allowed inside I don’t know okay what have you done now I was expecting you welcome yeah shush Um anyway welcome uh why don’t I give you a little tour here why don’t you come over here at male friend sure I mean I gave you a tour earlier I can only return the favor but I would like to pierce back please oh that is a

Really big boat what are you talking about I haven’t seen Pierce all day anyway enter this cool world over here and there’s no traps or anything I’m gonna have this on me just in case to look around no Kim I can vampire block these arrows you

Know that right oh start it look I forgot about that see Jim what was that about uh nothing Pierce how’s it going she got trapped in inside of there yes because I have an accident I thought it was the new house Pierce do you know how to get out of there at all

No I’m trapped forever it’s it’s really sad actually I don’t want to be typed anymore I can’t get out ah help help just fly through like a bat because you’re bad you can turn into really tiny oh yeah yeah yeah you’re right hold on back see there you go yeah wow thanks

Apple I’ll see you at home okay yeah okay uh anyway bye here we go I’m sorry we tried to take your house before but I promise you vampires aren’t all bad well maybe I got a little carried away yes oh here you are Oh I thought you I thought I lost you anyway uh Pierce went to go do something I don’t know what he

Was doing I was arranging the stuff at the castle and you know those books just take up so much room so I was thinking why don’t we just get rid of the Bush we can destroy them all know when the house reads them anyway certainly no one on

The server likes books so hey you’re okay Ian you know what Ian do the thing do the thing and do that wasn’t the thing but sure I’ll get my revenge oh guys this is bad this is really bad Um I I think she might be mad at us why would she be mad you only blow up her only base uh yeah um you might want to take a look outside um glad to see you finally believe me okay guys I think we I I think we gotta

Do something about this uh oh it’s not good say no more yeah [Applause] um yeah what are you doing make us back away now huh we’re here helping Kim wait no princess I will defend you oh yeah so stand still fine Destiny defeat you no can we just be friends please squeeze I’m just gonna put you on this tree hey Kim I’ll get you all the books that we have all right really yes and you won’t burn them or do anything the ones I didn’t destroy nope don’t destroy

My books yeah you really destroyed a lot of them it’s fine and Zayn you know what if we’re friends you can ride the pony you mean a half you mean you mean you can write it I heard have it but I’m still pretty good yesterday

I do need this box hold on guys let’s get back to mining come on need to get some diamonds yes ma’am as soon as I figure out how to eat this thing come on oh goodness day ever