Ryguy gets rich in Minecraft movie!

Welcome to another day at daycare oh God unicorn’s not on the floor this time hi everyone where were you this time I was right here oh figure fig use the walls and the angles to my advantage this time around yeah but I didn’t even see you I

Only heard your voice I was just like oh hi oh hi well come at a different here go back down okay I’m going to try it from this angle okay can I do a joke guys you didn’t jump what no we didn’t start I didn’t say start yet okay say start Tina hold

On okay okay go is that a lot better it better it’s not it’s not scary though ah you’re killing me Smalls I’m just going to sit down hi Ryan hello what no you said you had a joke go for it no it’s okay it’s okay I

Have a joke no you said you had a joke come on but it’s okay come on I I encourage comedy I well I didn’t know you were going to jump out and scare him I was going to do the thing okay you know the

Video of the lady who has a pan and then she goes I ain’t got to sleep cuz of y’all yeah not going to get sleep cuz of me you don’t want to do that no one’s going to understand a word I’ve never seen that I’m will never seen it I’ve

Seen it but I’m willing to I’m willing to bet that why are you throwing this to me I don’t need this I literally because they’re the two P okay cuz it was fantastic okay look everyone you know what I don’t feel like going out today uh unicorn Goldie Tina come on we’re

Going oh where are we going the roof where we going the roof go to the roof to the RO to the to the roof to the roof to the roof to the roof to the roof to the RO to the to to the RO to the ro to

Ro you going to stop anytime soon to the RO stop stop don’t stop don’t stop don’t stop to me go stop singing both of you I’ll do it I’ll do what I need to do okay okay okay it’s time for million diamonds but basically you you come up with a thing where it’s

Like million diamonds but and so how it goost is basically I’m like hey hey million diamonds but you have three feet forever and ever and if you if you think having three feet is worth it versus having a million dollars then go ahead and accept it otherwise do not accept it

Tina we’re starting with you with mey yeah Tina with you come on let’s go okay a million diamonds but you can never wear your favorite article of clothing ever again okay sure no I like my I don’t care about clothes enough to yeah I mean

I like my my clothes I I can always find I can always like buy my second favorite so cool I wouldn’t do it cuz I couldn’t wear my onesie I do it I this is the only pair of cloth I own so you can’t do it me too

Hey I’d have to down to my Underpants oh no okay okay a million diamonds but every single time you get in a car from now on it smells like farts just like the worst fart you’ve ever smelled just every car you get in it’s like that

Already oh no oh well I mean that’s cool I guess wait cars in this world cars in any world a a even in in my fan fiction yes e you guys are you guys moving e you don’t even know what Tina are you moving yes or no no Goldie no unicorn no yes

That’s two right off the bat Goldie turn Okay a million diamonds but every time you don’t get to move up oh I only moved up cuz no one moved I know but let me get excited a million diamonds but any food you eat would talk to you and every

Time you try to eat it it’s just screams in pain oh no no I’m not moving I’m not moving that’s so mean imagine eating a taco it’s like no sad Taco hey I get the move up you do I love you okay unicorn your turn um a million

Diamonds uhhuh but mhm you can never resort to violence oo I’ll just like sit on the floor that’s a negative for her yeah um I’d be cool with that like it’s not my it’s not my normal go-to but I can figure something out I’m a smart person upstairs well I

Figured Goldie would be fine but I don’t know I feel like I was like a little Jank on you and and and uh Tina but I I’m willing to move on it still like I could you know there’s other ways to deal with things like it’s fineone can

Just make sure I stay here that’s fine just just a sacrifice like a a limb or something I don’t know okay any it’s your turn Tina’s turn hey million diamonds but you don’t have any arms or legs no no no no what okay well um all right yeah million

Diamonds but ready this million diamonds but mm i’ be throughout your day randomly one body part will just stop working so like one of your legs could just be like I’m done working and you’d have to like hobble with one leg but then like you could be going to eat like halfway

Through a spoonful of like cereal and your arm just shuts off your stomach stops working your stomach stops working you die you know what your your head just like flops your neck just yeah the muscle just gives out no you can’t die from this though it will never kill you

Oh okay good then we’re good yeah it’ll never kill you but it can it’ll sure annoy you and then it but what if the lungs stop working that’s going to be a painful like it’s going to be painful but you won’t die no thank you I like good old fashioned O2 you

Can’t sleep it off when it’s literally forever but it’s different every day yeah sleep it off yeah just sleep it off okay well if that’s what you want but it could it could change randomly through your day too that’s what I’m saying like you wouldn’t be able to tell when it’s

Going to change your face throughout the day it’s true okay uh um a million diamonds but thinking I’m thinking I’m thinking let me think let me think uh let you think Smalls Min diamonds but you have a miniature version of yourself every day like this thing is like you but it dies

In like in a couple hours like wow would would you believe me if I said I feel like we already did this one yeah we did yeah it sounds familiar it actually came out of your mouth too oh uh unoriginal that’s cuz she she she takes these from the show

What her ideas aren’t original in general I can’t think of anything help it’s not much J to help you yeah what excuse you we have our own to think of fair enough 10c warning 10 a million diamonds but you got to think independently keep counting down

Tina I’m going to take the L I can’t think of anything then you move back to spot spot ah crud okay unicorn’s turn M the timer only there for slow ones a million diamonds but you can never ask for help on anything oh I don’t do that

Anyway I don’t I seriously don’t I literally like I’ll be doing something and I’m so stubborn I will figure it out myself I do not ask for help it’s probably a bad thing but I don’t tinin vouch it’s true okay yeah it is true yeah I’ll just uh stay on this

Platform right here oh okay I got one I got one oh wait it’s not my turn Tina your turn yeah a million diamonds but you can only see a black and white no colors ever again no I’m not moving that no way no way I could not live with that

No I mean I could live with it I would be I know I like colors I like the greens the blues the yellow this would all look so Bland M this whole thing would look Bland be like a I would be Bland I could be a star in my own

Detective movie I mean if that’s what you prefer forever I’m not moving well I mean it’s a hard life of crime unicorn are you moving yes or no and I’m just the man to stop it are you moving yes or no do me a favor and put

Black and white effect on well there you go editor you know what to do okay unicorn he’s moving and Goldie you’re moving yeah I moves okay okay okay my turn million dollars but you can never play video games ever again ever no I’m I’m staying mhm wait what did you say million

Diamonds but you can never touch a video game ever again you quit video games for a million dollars mhm when you could make more playing video games not necessarily you could though I mean you could I would not give up video games yeah nope would not give up video games

I still love you I fine I wouldn’t give him video games I couldn’t gold your turn I don’t know what else i’ do with my life a million diamonds but every 5 minutes you have to use the restroom but you actually don’t know if you actually need to so it’s like 5050

Shot so always annoy you then I’ll I’ll move yeah then I just go that annoy me I I would I would like here’s what here’s what I would do I would plan it out like you know you know I just wouldn’t take any risks yeah I’m in the bathroom

Double the time but like I figur it out pretty quick you know it’s like whatever fair enough I’d move for a million dollars oh yeah I’d move on that I guess I will too it’s worth I me it’s worth it I’d move on that one okay unicorn uh a million

Diamonds in the sky uhhuh what diamonds diamonds in the mine sorry H diamonds diamonds everywhere million diamonds but uh you yeah you can’t fix things you have to have other people fix things for you what if I already I already do that what I heard do that yeah yeah but

I mean like even if it’s like small things you oh then no no no no no not moving you know Miner inconveniences nope I have a whole Squad of people who does anything I say this be easy for me great I’m not doing that one no I can’t Tina your turn

H I know T fun a million diamonds but no oh never mind then okay my turn I’m kidding keep going keep going it was a joke in diamonds but you have to randomly switch bodies with one of the teammates and you don’t get to pick

Who yeah I’d do it totally do it I wouldn’t that sounds awesome actually but you would never be unicorn man again and then everybody could know all your secrets uh uh how would they know fine oh not not to say that I don’t enjoy being unicorn man but at that

Point like if I if I were going that deep to just switching bodies constantly no it’s no it’s like a onetime switch and then you’re them forever oh never mind with with anybody you’re just turning into some else uhhuh like it’s not bad see unicorn I could

See working for him but no one else he’s the only one I could see accepting that one I could I could could you see the thing is it’s like a it’s like a 5050 I could become a lame lame loser nerd or I could be a be a super model A thanks

Unicorn man you know also you just Jed yourself because if you got a million diamonds and then switch bodies it wouldn’t belong to you anymore cuz no one believe it’s really you get sh bro way my turn I still want the experience my turn okay go for it

Ryan Million diamonds but your life is cut in half your lifespan is just Tina that means you get no Tina you wouldn’t move ready you get to spend half as much time with me um no I can’t yeah oh oh okay Goldie’s turn a million diamonds but no matter how loud

You speak everyone would like never hear you like it’s a whisper to them like you have like no matter what that’ be hard to be the leader of this that would be hard to be the leader of the slingshot Squad that way so like you could be on

The top of your lungs they would not hear you all you hear is like what huh speak up that’s literally going to be your response ever nope Tina you can’t be the leader of the slingshot Squad then get a microphone she literally just said no matter what there’s no like

Nothing will work to change it oh fine fine you don’t try to change the context Tina I didn’t you try to change it contact I didn’t hear that part okay unicorn’s turn yeah Goldie you move up yay uh million diamonds but you have to wear my super suit every day all the

Time for million dollar sure yeah Tina wouldn’t but I would yeah for a million for a million diamonds yeah oh yeah a look at us we’re the we’re the Unicorn Man Trio together well there we go I win I haven’t won this in forever so

Close all no you have to build it for you you can’t go off building it yourself There we go my Golden Throne and in the tradition you break it underneath yeah except you’re supposed to fly underneath and break it Goldie messed up the tradition Goldie I don’t care then you don’t care about tradition here I’ll show you tradition and tradition is about family and family

Means Ohana I’ll show you tradition Goldie I’ll show you tradition okay you want to go home Tina yeah come on let’s go okay boing boing so you won a million diamonds right so that means you’re buying uh I didn’t actually win a million diamonds it’s hypothetic welcome to another day at [Applause] Daycare hi Tina hi hi everyone else that isn’t unicorn you on cou I’m sitting on a couch today wow you should take that SP on the couch since someone sits there anyway oh wait no someone does sit there JK can’t take that spot ran you got

Cords of Steel I have what cords of Steel like vocal cords yeah oh well anyway more importantly than my vocal cords of Steel which are apparently made of steel which I didn’t realize well I mean they are did you get like an upgrade did you I let me take a look let

Me take a look they are steel oh they are Ste so y get pranked oh no get counter pranked anyway I was thinking today we’ do something a little bit more relaxing more so I just want to get rich and have a million diamonds but anyway Tina uh unicorn and Goldie meet me

Upstairs it’s time for a million diamonds but figure out who’s going to be a millionaire after today I feel like we should have a theme song for The Million diamonds but okay uh here we go million diamonds but diamond oh you diamonds but a million diamonds butt yeah million diamonds but million

Diamonds but million diamonds but we need a trumpet million diamonds but and that’s it yeah then do and then boom yeah I like it I like it fig it out okay okay so we’re going to start with nice and or Tina it’s going to start with you

Then go to me then Goldie then unicorn so kind of left right and then we’re going to go ahead and get this started tin you start I am not prepared you start okay you start well luckily I am prepared you guys ready go for it yeah I

Guess okay so you can have a million diamonds but your butt is your wallet you have to poop out all your money so when you make a purchase you got to poop it out and pay for it I’m not moving I’m not moving too shy to do that I’m not doing that

Man boot no I’m not moving I’m not moving I’m not moving I mean yeah you got to poop a million doar you might smell too I don’t know if um that’s bad all your money would smell so bad I don’t know if you’re too shy to

Do no I lied I’m moving wait what I only use a credit card hey that means you have to poop out the credit card every time or I can just hold in my hand the whole day no cuz your wallet’s your butt who I just don’t put it back in my

Wallet well then you’re real unsafe you’re going to lose it and then you’re going to lose a million diamonds worth it I’m moving up one go no no that is a fair such a loophole no you no no you got keep the cash you can only keep cash

Yeah only cash you didn’t say that though fine I’ll go back yeah that’s right right I but while it’s the best thing ever okay okay million diamonds but every time you have to make a super important decision in life like like no any decision in

Life you first have to act it out as a mime in front of everyone there so like you’re you’re you’re talking about like imagine you’re the president of the United States and you are you know you you have to make the decision to the whole nation make like you’re announcing

Something instead of talking you got to act it out like a mine and that includes any decision you know you could be like will you go to prom with me but instead you have to act it out like a m a MIM well and they may not understand

You that that’s there that that would be fun that would be fun to do it you say fun but you’re saying you have to do that forever so like at your wedding you’d have to be a mime proposing someone you’d have to be a mime well I’m

The girl so I just got to say yes fair but like I’m saying any decision you have to make ever like man imag imagine you’re in a long car ride and you have to make decision man do I go to the bathroom or do I hold it but you have to

Just act that out instead that’ be fun dude I do that with my mom already oh oh you already do that well then Goldie you’re fine oh yeah okay Goldie your turn yeah I I do it okay million diamonds but Everything You Touch Is stick for you like they just stick on to

You for the entire week yeah I give it a week anything You Touch Is Stuck To You gloves boy any anything you touch so if wear gloves they yeah your gloves are stuck to you then I can be stuck to Ryan forever that sounds amazing M she’s got

A point she’s gonna do that yeah all right sweet I did it for a million diamonds yeah uh yeah um ah a million diamonds uhhuh but every time you see a sponge you have to eat it a sponge mhm a lot of weird stuff does that include like a used dirty sponge mhm

Sponge no I’m not moving yeah I was like you’re thinking fresh sponge I was like yeah that’s fine but then the second you find it’s used no you good you got that did you move up we blindfold Tina I used dirty sponge with dirt and mold and everything where

Blindfold cuz it’s only when you see it if you don’t see it then you’d wear a blindfold 24/7 and then you never get to see me yeah but what if there’s a sponge somewhere else yeah like a why would there be a sponge somewhere else what if someone’s cleaning the kitchen then has

The sponge and walk somewhere else you’re watching your car with a sponge I mean obviously I can’t I just can’t move up on this one I’m going to go back a car sponge would be the worst a lot of dirt on cars okay tiny your turn lint sponge a makeup sponge okay a

Sausage okay um D question a milon diamond but after every sentence you have to say yeah you have say what yeah you know yeah that’s fine oh yeah i’ do that yeah that’s so easy you yeah I was say that’s I I’ll do that in a

Second yeah you know yeah you know yeah uhhuh get your turn okay no for the rest of your life hold on ready for this every day and it’s a new one every single day you get haunted by a different historical figure like a ghost

A new one every day so one day that be cool no hold on Goldie you you I wouldn’t move up yet cuz one day could be Abraham Lincoln the next it could be like Hitler so so what’s he going to do he doesn’t have anybody now yeah you got a point

I’m just saying I wouldn’t want that cuz imagine imagine like he just be screaming in German at you like like undery Putin that just means Submarine by the way but like he’ just be screaming at you wait so like I see him all that yeah

Yo you see him he all the time this is isn’t anything new for me okay well I can do with that hey go your turn I don’t like people watching no I don’t either every day for your rest of your life Paparazzi follow you and everything you’re doing they’re there so you’re

Taking a shower really yeah really h i sh my onesie I’m fine okay I’m not even going to finish it I’m like all right it’s Paparazzi you can there’s ways to get rid of them but no they follow you everywhere you literally can’t they follow they can follow me literally everywhere that’s

Fine like showers are foggy enough don’t have to worry about that they watch you sleep and everything and they wake you up with a little okay I’m cool with that we can do that that’s fine I’m fine with Paparazzi unicorn turn all right a million diamonds but every time you want

To go somewhere uh you have to be pushed around in a little baby stroller dude that sounds amazing by by a big musly man that sounds imagine you’re a park it’s just like free like free movement service you’d look dumb but you wouldn’t have to to walk you would never hurt

Your feet again I’m down for that uh-huh great okay let to know I’m the only person Diamonds though bro here we Go okay um a Millions diamonds but you can never have your favorite like all of your favorite stuff in the world doesn’t exist anymore all your favorite animal your favorite color your favorite stuffed animal I I do that what I wouldn’t your favorite person wouldn’t exist oh no never mind your

Favorite anything wouldn’t exist see Goldie doesn’t have any favorites so it doesn’t really matter oh please yes she does well she she’s sticking it my turn chip would be gone bye chip hold on I got it’s okay I’ll crush your dreams here every time you fart a million

Diamonds but every time you fart it’s not it’s always like the it’s a super loud and everyone in the room always hears it and it always smells really bad there’s no like there’s no hidden farts for you anymore every time it’s a bad one I don’t fart I poot NOP no loopholes

That’s what where we’ve been going the whole time fine fine no Loop I can’t but it’s so funny yeah oh I’m still considering like imagine you’re on a date or something and you you know and just boom and the whole restaurant just leaves it so bad I

Mean with a million diamonds you could just buy an air freshener right yeah but n fresher could not cover this we’re talking like sour milk Bad yeah no thanks woohoo all right a million diamonds but every item you touch you become that item for two hours yes you can take such advantage of that you can take such no but you could you could turn that million diamonds into so much more with that power oh my God no

But think of a way where like you touch a spoon you become the spoon right so what you do is You’ make sure the thing you touch is something that would be more valuable like that one you just You’ know your power cuz like you could

Use that to your advantage to make even more I feel like I feel like you wouldn’t be able to live though is the problem yeah that’s the that’s the catch of it you won’t be able to do anything sure you will what you do is you have your

Partner in crime like Tina Tina would have to hand feed me everything I you couldn’t touch it oh my God yay problem solv diamonds so wait what do we do we both won we have to have a tiebreaker okay unicorn man tiebreaker yeah uh okay come

Here what do you mean what do I you come up with a million diamonds but for for both of us and oh no I wasn’t prepared for this oh no he wasn’t ready okay it can be any he wasn’t ready uh a million diamonds uhhuh get off but milon diamonds but

Um every birthday that you’re at you very rudely eat the person’s cake yo that sounds so good I couldn’t do that that’d be so funny she’s the crazy one so she’d be okay with that that sounds hilarious see Tina always wins because she she’s willing to do anything she doesn’t care she’s

Evila wins yay you know what you know hold on hold on hold on wait what I like to think I’m the real winner here do I get a thing nope it’s a Golden Throne that Crown no I to say that too H whatever trick you get pranked get pranked get pranked

In the middle of Diamond’s butt sorry I my thr why it lasted I was just having fun it’s okay okay so what do you want to do you want to go home Tina oh yeah let go take a nap okay I’m going to go make some tea million dollars but

You you can never take a nap never moving I’m not taking it I wouldn’t ever do well I don’t really nap anyway yeahhuh I mean I nap but I could I could go without napping I know Goldie could never yeah yeah Goldie could never do it but life revolves around welcome

To another day at daycare hi everybody hello Ryan why did you bring the toilet upstairs this is my porcelain Throne what are you talking about your porcelain Throne okay I am I am the king of this Throne yeah no sorry me your bubble that was horrible I hope you

Never say that again I didn’t mean to hit you in the back anyway uh hey guys where’s Goldie today what uh Goldie oh she was sick today that’s unfortunate Goldie oh Goldy who is that excuse me who are you huh oh who are you guys uh this is my

Daycare why are you here and who are you actually I’m here looking for Goldie well she’s not here apparently she’s not feeling well today so she skipped out what supposed to take all her money she’s not here wait what what it was wow what take all her money that was uh well

You’re not going to so you can get going yeah no uh yeah the king demands you leave post taste look her money’s not here and I’m not going to tell you where she lives you might as well get going uh no I don’t believe you I actually think she’s here and I bet

You’re hiding right now no she is not here I promise you Goldie’s not here what are you not hearing where are you I’m your new best friend she’s not here yeah and even if she was I don’t think she’d fall for that well she would no she she would well she’s

Not in there actually in here well she wouldn’t fall for it because I’d be here to tell her not to fall for we’re not going to tell I’m not telling you where she lives like I said tell me no I don’t CU you’re crazy yeah I’m not going to tell you

Where Goldie lives crazy lady yeah you literally just said oh I’m here here for all of her I want all Goldie’s money oh how I love her father’s money anyway look you might as well get going I’m not saying anything so get I’m not leaving until I know where she’s at

Right now uh yes you are no I’m not you know what uh she I think she fell um in the ocean in the backyard okay hold on let me use this convenient office phone and call the police uh no how about actually no no no

No how about wager huh why would I do a wager what’s in it for me yeah I leave the bank here if I win that won’t bother if I win I get wallet you promise you yeah you also give unicorn your wallet and you leave Goldie

Alone do you yes okay we’re in we’re going to win that wallet come on I’m in for this yeah me too so here’s how it’s going to work okay so it’s going to be the first person to uh let’s say four wins and um yeah uh I don’t know why

You’re agreeing to this because you must be really confident cuz it’s three versus one right now which is strange but um I mean Ryan check out I know I’m going to win yeah okay whatever okay guys let’s run into the portal you know what I really hate about this new portal

It’s offc center with the door yeah oh my God that’s awful now that I pretty bad not going to lie oh here I can help how are you what if we did this this this yeah kept keep it like that oh no perfect and then just

Got to extend one this way but now it’s off center again what oh you’re right no that’s a bad idea don’t listen to me I’m full of bad ideas today also I I think I just destroyed that fancy wall can we get this over with Excuse me can’t you

See we’re fixing a dilemma excuse me okay here we go in three 2 one go okay everybody so uh Mrs person who I’m going to just call um Thief so Thief uh I see that you want to take uh Goldie’s money and I see that you want it for yourself

So you can go on you know whatever you want to do a shopping spre expensive clothes yeah yeah okay so anyway we’re going to put an end to this whole um thing here and just kind of uh put you in your place if that’s all right

Cuz um I’m going to lie I just I don’t think uh the whole stealing thing is really a good thing not really not really my thing so what we’re going to do is I’m just going to take you out nice and simply GNA uh destroy your bed

Gonna then destroy you kick you off your Island and uh send you back home and take your wallet sound good what no I’m here to win it you’re not going to win I’m sorry uhhuh you understand it’s a 3v one right like all the odds are stacked

Up against you like literally all the odds are that honestly you should cuz literally all the odds are against you right now you literally it’s going to be near impossible to win yeah it’s not even it’s it’s not even it’s odd against you purple boy okay uh excuse me I’m

Always okay I’m okay I’m the okayest actually uhhuh uh first okayest isn’t a word um the world’s okayest superhero that’s what that’s what my dad said I was yeah that’s um I love Dad isn’t your dad just two blocks of dirt I love Dad ow why’d you

Scream it what you like scream that because I’m insecure about my parents I mean I can tell gosh anyways getting off the subject of un’s parents um the how did you figure like how do you even know about Goldie I just found out about her father

And then try to track down of like how much he makes and then found out that he has a kid around my age and just try to be friend and then go on free trips pretty simple you know so you’re a stalker that’s pretty much what I got

Out of that no no no no no uh getting information NOP stalker stalker yep no no no no no I like use information for resources like my vacation that’s stocking using resources doesn’t change that whatever well it’s not whatever that’s a serious thing you can’t just say

Whatever to that okay look I’m going to take you out you leave Goldie be it seems pretty simple right where we going we’re going to get pizza or something no not going out like that I love pizza yeah not going out like that yeah we’re we’re talking about like pizza I mean no

We’re not talking about like pizza no no we’re not talking about like pizza I love pizza we’re talking about W wo come here you got to go woo you stay back these are my emeralds uh I already have Diamond AR wait why you have oh I’m fighting you no what I

Mean I have diamond oh oh you’re low oh come on come on come on yes wow you had a lot of iron on you I’ll take that back to my base thank you very much that was a lot of iron in fact I’m going to use that to my advantage

Uh in fact I already have a full diamond that was fast thank you uh Thief friend uhhuh coming for you you just don’t see it Thief friend I mean yeah I didn’t really have any other proper name for them so thief the friend who is a thief

Yeah what’s your name your about it that’s a dumb name weird who would don’t worry about it yeah that’s really dumb who would just call call you DW for short yeah don’t worry Have you ever been a show called arth what no yeah oh I remember that oh that took

Me way longer than that should have okay anyway um okay up a wall I love that show uh Franklin you guys ever watch Franklin yeah I love Franklin watch zomu Z okay what why so Franklin all I don’t know who we are enemy right now what

Look you’re the one who came to us like we don’t really even know you so yeah get out of here stranger stranger danger stranger danger danger okay coming back to the middle I’m going to come oh wait why do I have my stone sword out that seems

Dumb uh you know what those seem pretty dumb doesn’t it I mean I’m going to go get some uh emeralds at the center here and uh let’s see o there’s there’s a bunch just sitting here I got two doing good four four how many do you have unicorn huh

How many emeralds do you have uh a lot I have a lot of emeralds a lot like how many uh like oh I can’t I can’t even count like at least seven at at least seven yeah yep I got seven right now too whoa really yeah oh what oh my god oh

Look I just found another I got nine Emerald over here oh nine yeah I got nine yep so uh yeah I’m going to go bring those to my base I also got some diamonds um that I’m going to go wait unicorn did you build a bridge to the

Diamond island like a huge one yeah it’s my knockback proof Bridge your unlockable Bridge per se that is unless uh a fireball were to hit it by chance but nobody would hey hey get get away from that did someone did someone shoot what is happen I’m I’m

Coming up there I’m don’t make me come up there yeah what do you say purple boy you’re not going to be around for long yeah try try kid uh-huh I got a wooden sword with your name on it okay that’s fine I Eng graved it in wood wood shop

Got your name on DW it says it says D hey stay away stay away your bed is not there the heck where’s your bed your bed yeah wait where my bed well you just blew up on my walls what’s your bed I don’t know I

Can’t see it myself now what’d you do to my bed ah now I’m stuck in place help me unicorn you’re you’re on top of a mountain right now I’d just be a little careful if I were you why am I on a mountain I don’t know but my ears are

Bleeding so oh so if I were to like scream lot what that didn’t what that didn’t do anything yeah I know cuz I was going going to but I didn’t cuz I didn’t want to like hurt your ear oh you didn’t want to hurt my ears worse here um are you

Stuck I am stuck I can’t move yeah I see your bed luckily all right come on what Ryan come on oh I can move no no no no no yes okay there we go St stupid purple boy oh my God 86 iron yeah nine Diamonds oh is the rest

Of it in your e chest turn it ha well now that’s not as fun I’ll take the nine Diamonds though at least I can get uh some upgrades and stuff oh maybe you can um resurrect me with them ooh you want me to go try yeah make a blood

Circle what what are you guys talking about so weird he wanted me to resurrect him uh anyway uh I have to defeat you now other girl um let me go ahead and do some upgrades real quick let me get this get this get this perfect let we got

Three more good and uh yep should pretty much be invincible ible at this point I’m going to go quickly uh destroy you now let’s grab one of these bad boys we’ll grab uh how much of these grab a few of those grab some of these okay there we go that

Should do put the rest of that in there and I think we’re good to go uh here I come I’m going to destroy your bed but no I said I was going to destroy their bed just say wa said it just kid sound like sound like that you know like the

Apple Jack thing you hey Tina hi how’s everything going on your end oh no good stay away I see you have a castle I do it’s a nice Castle you got there oh yeah but where’s your fallproof Bridge huh you don’t seem to have a fallproof bridge unicorn had a fallproof bridge

That was pretty fallproof yeah you couldn’t get knocked off of it because it had railings it’s true away away go away what are you talking about go away from what I don’t have a pickaxe how do you respawn so fast oh there’s other side no I what I

Forgot they’re not the rush Pearl so I don’t just teleport oh no Ryan a what a shame now I got to go buy my sword again okay got my sword again what a shame look at him all that time that you wasted for me well maybe you should have come over

Here I don’t know just all that wasted time look at all that time you wasted for yeah that’s a what a weird way of putting things I mean I went over there to destroy your should come over here all that time it’s like voluntarily putting a bunch of barbecue sauce all

Over your chicken nuggets and it’s just not good and you’re like look at all these nuggets you [Laughter] wasted look at what you did look at what you did you did this you did this you monster like have you seen that that Meme with like the lady pointing at the

Cat no what cat what you about cats at the dinner table yeah no no no I know what you’re talking about no I’m sure I’m sure your editor knows what I’m talking about put that Meme up there okay okay uh H put Ryan’s name on the

Lady and put Tina’s name on the cat and there you go that’s good one you got a hot meme uh a quality meme hot mayay mayay cool we use these uh let’s go over here let’s get um the afterlife’s pretty fun I guess yeah how’s the after tell us

About it um it’s kind of boring a little boring yeah I’m just kind of watching people is there m no no mom weird question to ask um bingo staks bingo staks do you you being a ghost well I don’t know Bingo can stink I’m going to destroy you ler priz inv no

You’re not then binko doesn’t say oh it looks like the uh Thief is going after Tina now I already tried it didn’t work for me wait can we um can we have a bingo KN guys no oh I almost fell off the oh I almost did

Twice I almost did that back to back it was like oh that was scary I’m going to watch this happen though that’s me poltergeisting you around oh good yeah did you like that okay let’s see this happen ready I want to see how terribly

This fails uh how about it you and me we go 5050 on Goldie money no no are you sure as much as I don’t like Goldie I don’t like you anymore it’s true wait Ryan when you stand on that Emerald thing does like fireworks pop up

Above you I saw that um I wasn’t sure what that was about I saw that earlier and I don’t know what that was the heck I thought that maybe like a bomb was going to fall you yeah I saw that earlier don’t know what it was freaked

Me out a little bit no yeah when you step in it I’m guessing the thief didn’t think to get a pickaxe or anything cuz she’s going to need that to go through that base uhhuh that wasn’t the smartest huh no are you kidding me I walked off the edge like I said I

Would did you see that I saw that I watched you I watched you do it literally just walked right off man oh what a small hole to fall into I dude I just lost ready for this I just lost four iron golum spawners or eggs four oh

Man you know Ryan that’s it is you know I think I should just be the last person okay I’m going to go apparently I’ve deserved it I’m I’m just honestly going to chill my base little Bas Chiller here we go little chill chill boy little chill

Base here we go little chill boy chill base boy oh little chill base boy little chill base boy uhoh little base boy little boy chill boy chill base boy chill uhoh watch out watch out chill Boy SP base boy chill boy chill Spade base boy space boy space

Boy coming in see you later space cowboy Oh Ryan are you the space boy I’m the space no did you see that again Ryan you want maybe you need to CH your space I know I am so bad at this maybe you need a space boy chill space base oh

No are you guys okay oh yeah I forgot you existed going to be honest okay Follow Me This Way Mr Iron Golem all right oh you can walk over that okay big oops that’s a big Oop okay problem Sol wow he what what do you expect me to do no do you expect me to actually fight that thing yeah no thanks foiled again said the iron gold as he fell to his death my one weakness gravity gravity gra not gravity oh who cares about gravity I

Don’t yay I love gravity yeah I love gravity oh but I hate Wizards why do you eat Wizards so uh what what’s going on over here huh got It uh right I don’t think you got it wait no no I broke it on my end what oh there it is there you go I think the beds are a little messed up yeah I think so too cuz my bed disappeared for me too well uh-oh we got a runner yep we

Got a runner we got a code four oh this police are in the sky giving you a bird dve VI what’s going on uh suspect is going through the mfield of emeralds going to take a turn officers in Pursuit uh y That’s my chance to go this way oh wait yeah we’re

Going to need to cut off in the pink and we’ got the and Tig out uhoh uh-oh uhoh uh uhoh uhoh uhoh uhoh uhoh oh wait you going to my base uhoh big uhoh no you will not go to my base oh Ryan I’m about to win this game

Nope cuz you launched me up here no no no no wait what you la your your your iron golem launched me up above and it worked oh that was hilarious you you walked that was great that was a Hot Pursuit is what that was ran there’s still

Some there still an iron G in here yeah there was a stranger danger going on in there my guy oh my gosh woo that was something I felt like uh uh felt like that was bad wait what Ryan um yeah I’m seeing particles pop up at your

Base I don’t know what that means uh like footprint partic what what does that mean footprint particles oh never mind I think that was Tina all right boy I think I can see spectator particles oh you can can you mess with my money I thought I thought maybe um DW

Here got like an ender pearl and invis potion just warped right back mhm no she a dummy like it was all planned like that was the master plan oh no I broke the bed I broke the bed I broke it twice your bed should be broken I’m I

Literally broke the bed on two separate occasions the the beds uh intended are broken I can’t move I I can’t move at all I’m glitching theor no that’s what happened with me too I got stuck in the floor because your TNT kept broken things breing things keep breaking

Things yeah well I guess this is my lucky day then no like seriously what I can’t move the explosions are what do it no I believe you no no no no no no no please not not my money I I just want vacation I just want to buy clothes well the wallet’s now

Unicorn not it’s true yeah no screw that I’m not working I hope you have um some cards I can’t even I I can’t even this is so sad no come here you I’ll take you uh-huh no ow right I mean she can still hit you

She just I know I gotta be very careful about this how am I going to do This okay here we go grab your stuff here we go go to your shop buy a bow oh no okay here we go and there we go no no I’m so S no you and now you’re going to burn that was fantastic that was colorful I really like how you exploded

Into a bunch of cool stuff yeah well victory is mine meaning you have to go home and you have to give unicorn man your wallet that’s right you better have a lot of Bed Bath and Beyond gift cards what because I really like Bed Bath and Beyond let’s go home I’m jumping into

The wall in three two one Go and victory is mine okay that’s right get out of here wait wait before you leave before you you leave hand over the wallet oh yeah yeah yeah come on wallet uh uh uh you know what it’s time for me to go she get her see you guys later no you aren’t going

Nowhere I iow me one wallet you don’t have a wallet on you nope no wallet on guys stand by the door okay standing by the door oh no no no no no no no I this anything this hurts anything hurts why and there she goes oh my God that was a

Little brutal yep well I guess it’s time for me to get going isn’t it oh do you have to I do anyway later you guys no uh that cat you I go get milkshakes and that was another day at daycare welcome to another day day oh God did I break everyone

Ears right face what are you doing CH dogs what yeah rings I need Rings what are you doing should I be checking on him well I need te to keep up with him did you go upstairs where’d he go where’d he go where he go

That way that way that way to the art gallery upstairs get back here you unicorn what what are you doing Ry what F I’m going fast to I drink te what do you want yeah fast what yeah chil dogs guys what is wrong with unicorn man don’t really know going to be

Eggman Eggman got to go fast yeah that’s what he has been saying he’s got to go fast he’s got to defeat Eggman he he really wants chili dogs so what do we do how do we help him go fast chili dogs how do we help him go fast I don’t know

We got to help him go fast let see what we can fix him got to go fast I don’t know okay guys we need some ideas what are some fast ideas like some really fast ideas give me some hit me hit me hedgehogs I need to get

Eggman okay rocket chips cars tea these are some good suggestions someone said onion rings race cars Rings Denny that’s even faster race cars is even faster good car you’re too slow okay that’s a good call D any anyone else not Goldie horses someone said onion rings and I agree maybe he

Needs onion rings not snails notng we need fast fast think fast what race cars are fast wait race cars are fast M what if we bring him to a racetrack he can get all his energy I like this is a bad it’s a great idea come on everybody

We’re all going to crash everybody let’s go we don’t know how to drive doesn’t matter we’ll figure it out okay here we go guys everyone into the portal in three two one go okay unicorn you ready to get your Zoomies out okay everyone pick a car I cl to the

Blue ray car the faster car unicorn you’re supposed to pick a fast car that’s a Tru that’s that’s literally a slow okay guys I can’t see the pedals okay everyone it’s time okay everyone pull out on the track one at a time don’t crash hey Goldie hey don’t cut me okay

Everyone pull up to the pull up to the start line I’m at the start line and you know get behind get behind me in any order you’d like oh this is good interesting oh oh I can’t I can’t I can’t you can’t stop immediately look at you guys not knowing

How to drive Tina why would you turn sideway just back up beep Goldie you’re hitting my car this is a disaster you guys do not know how to drive do you unicorn you may for five or six or something like that okay well just back

Up into the spot I think I’m good now okay hold on who’s hitting me oh my God Danny or Tony Tony oh my God you guys are all over the place come on get in your spots it is not a difficult process T you line here we go 3 two 1

Go okay it’s first to complete one circuit just one yeah just one oh I’m in the v I hit some animals oh no sorry three three we’ll do laps of three okay oh this is so much harder oh my car is breaking oh my car yeah everyone’s cars

Are breaking I think did everyone that happened to everyone what happened to everybody my car broke like literally broke broke uh no see you later loser yeah none of my car oh guys I think I broke all my cars I can’t drive anymore oh no this one works Again f r get over here I hit animals oh no not the animals again oh NY oh oh oh I got out of my car by accident there’s my old car r vroom vroom get out me mom’s car what oh okay that’s two hit some more animals that’s okay I

Like points unicorn your truck is so low so slow sorry I said low oh and here we go we’re going in for the Victory and three I win what this is so unfair I’m pulling off into the p because this is bad once you guys finish the race or whatever now that you’ve

Lost next lap you do please pull back into the garage or into the parking lot next to the garage is fine Park your cars and my car is parked oh no wonder that happened what I figured out why my first car broke why because I accidentally hit t- mode and it shattered the

Car okay everyone pull over good oh God some of you are struggling guess what happens when you give kids cars I guess okay pull in oh gold he just goes over the okay cool unicorn what place did you come in yeah CH dog okay so that’s not enough

Huh okay unicorn me vers you come over here come over here to the start line I got an idea come over here to the start line just me and you buddy okay I’ll pick this one you’ll get this one pretty much the same thing yeah yeah okay so unicorn you get this one

Okay okay that’s you this is me oh wait I never mind never mind I don’t want the the car this is okay hop on unicorn okay you ready yeah three should I announce it oh yeah yeah give us an you count down Tina okay in three two one

Race that’s right unicorn we have Brian starting off in the lead oh takes a harsh turn spins out a little bit unicorn man right on his tail yeah oh God unicorn come on you can do this buddy robotic who what unicorn are you okay is keeping us side control it’s unicorn with a

Little bit more control over his vehicle my vehicle is fine under control thank you very much I’m just I’m just announcing what I’m supposed to Ryan is still in the lead he gets a big ways ahead of un gra that next Corner that’s right [Applause] It’s that’s only lap one Tina in left there you go where audience excitedly unicor man [Applause] finally oh yeah here we go chili dog this unicorn man that’s right can’t chili dog a professional racer come on unicorn say it chili dogs I get you Robotnik Robotnik get your Eggman Eggman what is an Eggman robotnick I I don’t know Ryan spe dead in the second Round okay here we go one more lap this is it the Moment of Truth oh it took that too hard oh Nelly all right spinning out of bit and unicorn man finally catches up to him just a little bit come on let’s do this it’s time to

Win this thing time to put this into the ground makes a steady turn on the last half circle of the map coming up towards that finish line and I [Applause] win now I win yep and I unicorn man oh doesn’t even go to the Finish Line just goes to beside the the pit to the pit good good match unicorn man you want your truck again trck you want your truck no unicorn don’t you don’t need the truck

Unicorn you really don’t need unicorn a man I’ll catch him guys I’ll catch him I get the perfect idea just hold on give me a sec give me a sec I’ll catch him oh no he’s in the stair right oh don’t worry I’ll get him just give me a

Sec I really hope this works okay unicorn man turn yourself in nicely I don’t know how to move this oh here we go it’s moving okay unicorn turn yourself in nicely surrender never catch me robic get over here never catch me get over here unicorn man ah rigs rigs come here unicorn this

Is he went into the garage let’s get him oh what why I can’t see I’ve lost control of the helicopter it went into the garage oh I can’t find where it its break point is got to find its break point hold on just got to dig it up there we go unicor calm

Down oh oh are you back normal finally oh my head what was going on there unicorn and also where am I break this thing how do you break this thing PR good thing unicorn how I get here uh you’ve been screaming something about Dr Robotnik and a bunch of other stuff like

That and chili dogs and chili dogs and rings and Rings I got the Zoomies the you know what I’m not even question this let’s just get out of here guys come on I got my zies we’ll talk about this more when we get to the daycare now that

You’re back to normal I got ating headache here we go in three two one go you feeling better unicorn yeah no more Eggman or onion rings dogs I got my unicorn Zoomies out okay no more got to go fast when you have zomies what of course I get Zoomies

Ppin Zoomies I’ve never seen anyone else get Zoomies I mean I got I have a h Toler of stress what you stressed out I rejected on a date goodbye what did he say he got rejected on a date oh poor lad at least that’s what I

Think he said I think so to not too sure well anyway let’s get going come on so where are you going today Ryan it’s a secret a that was another day at take care