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Welcome back to the academy today I’m yeah I’m not in my normal shopping cart I’m not even in my normal smart car or whatever mini bike or whatever other things crazy things I use no no no today we ride in on a bumper car that’s right hi everyone oh

Oh hi cutie you like my bumper car can I try it yeah sure take it for a lap there is no feel on it oh well they’re stealing it for me you just don’t have enough believe energy see all right all right what’s going on

In here what did I just see R I did okay cool hi unicorn I’m R I’m going to need you to get out of that bumper car okay I got something serious what all right serious all of you mhm need to go to class what what no no I was thinking

Actually today we were going to actually do like a a painting activity like we were going to paint pictures like Bob Ross or Rob boss whatever his name is uh I need you guys to go to class actually uh so as it turns out you all

Go to a school you all need to go to class uh my responsibility this school I can’t read I I don’t care you go to class anyway you guys are go to class what classes do we even have all right well we got uh your basic classes like

Math and whatever yeah who was teaching those um nobody currently but exactly there is somebody teaching science right now what yeah Olive what you’re going to send us to science she has she just likes to do experiments all day well she’s also your teacher and it’s her now

Responsibility uh to teach you guys so now uh are you really sending us to class yes and you know I’m coming with you to make sure you all actually participate I don’t like this unicorn I don’t like this one bit but it giv me EXC to drive in my buer car wait what

Ran I’m going oh oh oh we’re good all right if everybody could just head to the science lab see all there I’m going to fly because I can fly oh that’s cheating it’s not cheating he’s cheating cheater cheater I see a cheater I think you guys run just as

Fast as my cart Goes My Bumper cart really doesn’t go that fast does it nope you guys are keeping up with me this could be like the intro to like uh an anime you know you just drive in the car oh it doesn’t even go up

Hills see you are you kidding me what type of bumper car doesn’t go up hills uh the worst kind oh oh no where at Ryan are you okay what yeah uh you’re currently sunk into the ground no I’m good I’m good I’m not sunking into the ground I don’t know what you’re

Talking about I am driving just fine I’m going to even park it right here right on the side there we go all right well it’s under the ground oh no never mind it’s back cool to science class welcome to the science Andor uh wait wait where’s the seat by

The way okay well I call nope that is Tina seat Drew you got to move I I want the seat by the window thank you very much they can be an anime boy uh yeah pretty much okay uh wait Olive said something Olive said oh hello class

Today we’re going to learn about what happens when a boy meets a girl um what I believe she’s talking about biology my friends what is that chemistry uh what no what is no I I’m 90% sure that is not okay when a boy me a girl anyway okay so uh they fall in

Love um well I mean that’s that’s that’s that’s great and all um but that would never happen you see because realistically when if if you’re going to teach about boys falling for girls or whatever you’re going to teach or whatever you got to teach it right Olive

That boys are better than girls what yeah I think about it we’re we’re we’re stronger we’re uh definitely smarter cuz we’re not from Jupiter uh and um for from Jupiter but no I said it first now you can’t use it uh-uh I said it first no I said it

First I you you heard it uh see p even Piper grees boys are pretty strong he even has to admit it I’m just saying boys can’t be strong but girls can be way stronger I mean have you seen me uh guys me yes I have and I like a lot of it but

Girls are still way better are you kidding girls can make a whole other human girls can you know make sure that everything goes well they’re good at talking to people they’re good at everything boys fell I I I was ranked seven in pubg online maybe a girl was above you fellas

What look okay I understand you guys seem to have some pretty strong views about gender and whatnot here okay and I think um I think uh I think a little eye opening is due here okay I think uh needs to see that girls are way better

No Tina needs to see that boys are the best I think you both need to see something okay so basically what I’m hearing is you guys I sh my eyes so I can’t see anything I okay thank you Ryan uh basically what you guys seem to be lacking is perspective

What uh but that’s okay because me and Olive have been working on something excuse me what to help broaden your perspective are you going to make us learn yeah I really wasn’t hoping to do much learning here uh yes we’re that’s what we’re doing here we’re learning

Okay Ryan could you do me a favor could you do me a favor Ryan yeah could you go look at that wall while go get it set up real quick yeah sure look at this nice wall okay thank you okay why am I looking at this wall again all right

Yeah no I I had to just make sure I had it all prepped up okay everybody come outside outside outside uh I’m outside okay there it is where did that come from I uh I I had it via my wish magic stored in my wish thing if that makes

Sense did you just like pull it out of your beard uh yeah you just like you pull the whole thing just like out of your beard yeah I got a bag of holding in my beard yeah yeah yeah that’s why I keep to pull out or um no no it’s fine

Uh regardless though uh what I want each of you to do Ryan and Tina you guys seem very keen on your s points well let’s put that to the test I said you guys seem very keen that’s rude that’s not rude do you know what Keen

Means you know what K means if you went to class anyway Ryan if you could step into here and atina if you could step in here that be the side because we’re performing an experiment uh okay I’m in okay yeah in and in okay Olive I am now

Going to pull the lever uh what’s going to happen yeah you haven’t really explained like what yeah before you pulled the lever ke least tell me what’s going to happen oh I want it to be a surprise but I can tell you if you want I mean if you want just you’re whatever

Okay all right cool you guys are turning to opposite gender 3 2 1 wait huh all right there you are hello let me out oh no well how do you guys feel team is a guy yeah and you’re a girl girl I’m a girl yep yep sure I saw that one coming

Now what we’re going to do here is uh with the permission of uh Miss Olive um we are going to conduct some gender based experiments okay does that make sense yeah all right um everybody back to the classroom wait gender based experience like what type of experiments are we

Talking about well okay first uh you guys have made a point uh that uh guys are stronger than girls yeah 100% which they’re not which we are you’ve also made a point that girls are smarter than boys which isn’t true um as well as I made my own

Observation that both of you are very terrible at socializing and stuff so we’re going to do something with that so first of off I want Tia and Ryan to stand up at the front of the class for me please okay please all right are you guys ready

We’re going to be holding an impromptu quiz okay oh a quiz oh I’m good at quizzes uh is there do we have buzzers uh yeah yeah yeah let me get you a buzz get us some doorbells doorbells yeah the other bells are ban yeah the we can’t use those we can only use

Doorbells right right so here here here we go here we go ready oh you can’t put them on the floor uh here we’ll do this amazing okay we each have our doorbells okay uh and basically the first one to get three questions right in a row wins okay is wait is this is

This is this all we’re doing or is there more tests too uh well I mean there’s more tests okay I assume just had to had to make sure I’m not as confident in my brain abilities as I am some of my other ones but I’m still going to win this uh

I’ll make sure you’re writing this stuff down all right so for the first question I’m going to be asking ding I know it what all right what’s the answer Ryan it’s pasta no it’s not uh okay for the real question when did Super Mario Brothers first come

Out uh I believe Tina hit that first what I always told you hit that first okay sorry I I can’t see your Bells don’t know but I’m going to guess 1989 1989 yeah that is is I don’t think that’s right but it might be not correct no I

Didn’t think so I didn’t think so darn it that was a tough one yeah can you say the question one more time when did Super Mario Bros come out pretty Super Mario Bros um five 1980 you see uh you’re very close but no a what is it man

1985 oh 85 was right in between the two you’re very close yeah yeah yeah I knew it was in the 80s that’s okay okay um second question okay okay ready for this one I was born ready for this one were you yeah that’s why I yelled it

Like that well then hope you get it right what color is my suit that was Ryan the purple uh wrong what it is totally purple magenta correct it’s purple it’s purple it’s magenta mostly I mean there are purples in here somewhere there are quite a few purples it’s

Mostly magenta yeah all right next question how short is Goldie ooh what the heck that looked like that looked like a Tina I think you guys are pretty uh here do it again 49 well she already answered it oh okay yeah she’s right yeah but she should get

Negative points for answering before you actually said go oh okay yeah um well you know what I thought that we just getting no point then minus minus one pointus one point I a tie no all right I’m going to start rapid firing questions go what color is the

Sky Ryan blue okay uh that’s a point for Ryan okay next question uh just hit your bell what you can’t just hit your bell you’ll get disqualified if you do that you knock that off all right what color is my eyes Ryan again green that’s also true that’s two points for Ryan okay

Third and final question what time is it that was Tina what what I was 34 that’s a lie she’s right but it doesn’t matter because Ryan’s ahead by two points by one point sorry so it’s two to one Ryan wins H I win sorry win Olive says it’s

Tina wins 3 to two you didn’t you didn’t oh wait cuz Ryan started with no points I started with one you started with one point all right well it doesn’t matter okay we’re moving on to the next thing what okay next thing we’re moving on to the next thing

Sorry impromptu uh quizzes are a little bit harder but I don’t think I’m learning anything from this I think I’m just getting frustrated no no no trust me we’re learning things okay we what are we learning from this we’re learning a new thing okay here like how to cross the

Road stand in the middle of the road no no don’t worry there’s no way here everybody get to the sidewalk except for Tina and Ryan oh okay uh I’m not on the sidewalk I’m in the middle of the street Goldie gold get to the sidewalk ow ow ow

Ow take this Ryan Ryan she’s good sorry she wasn’t moving here take this this would be a wooden sword yes you two are going to battle it out what in the street okay yeah in the street we’re having a street fight give for science what you cannot start she

She swung at me she swung no it’s fine she didn’t hit you so it’s fine she swung at me minus points Ryan Ryan please Ryan please I’m going to give the countdown oh okay 5 4 3 2 1 fight oh boy okay they’re whacking they’re whacking oh Ryan definitely won that one

Okay all right Tina come on back we’re it also didn’t help that we were in peaceful we help back pretty much instantaneously well that just makes the fight more intense but wait but I didn’t I what you were it just it you you died so you didn’t gain it backck all right

We’re doing two twos out of Threes okay I’m set it to difficulty normal this time all right okay we’re good let’s do it okay oh I threw my sword five four 3 2 1 fight oh boy it’s a great day in the death park

Today oh my had one heart she had I had two okay oh Ryan you just weren’t swinging hard enough all right this is the tiebreaker no wait I still have uh unicorn also also tell her that that is cheating to be given the higher ground right off the start she is standing up

One block and she did that last time to get the first hit too uh I I noticed this stuff you can’t trick me see she’s trying to be sneaky and trying to trick your games unicorn resourceful uh okay you say I couldn’t no no blocking around

Okay I still don’t have full health I don’t know how to get it back all right do you want me to just throw a healing potion on her God be quick yeah yeah yeah yeah I got this okay here I don’t look I’m sorry that girls can’t heal

Faster yeah gosh what do you mean that has nothing to do I’m a Bo right here last fight we’re going in three two 1 fight oh boy okay come on guys I want to see The Crowd Oh Ryan jeez okay looks like Ryan has won the

Fighting portion I did of this uh so it’s pretty tied in terms of these things okay now for the third and final challenge uh-huh H uhhuh you both have to do the most hardest task of all what what’s that uh Danny could I could I get your

Help you guys have to have a pleasant conversation with Danny oh that’s easy hey Danny how’s your day going my day is going great thanks for asking he didn’t ask no he didn’t nope okay it’s like you’re having a conversation with yourself this is a social experiment to see who has better

Social skills as far as gender goes uh so well you see if there’s one thing I understand I understand my man Danny yeah Danny here uh Danny here really likes uh Ducks so uh as a very social nice thing to do Danny uh I have gotten you a nice cooked pecking duck he

He uh um what what’s wrong with that a lot of things actually a lot of things are wrong with that what’s wrong with that uh well first of all I think it’s called a peeking duck oh a peaking duck I thought it was I don’t like this let me show you

How it’s done I’m pretty sure anyone would appreciate a nice homecooked duck I would I would if I was not a duck okay it’s Tina’s turn let’s observe oh where oh there you are okay hey Danny Boy let’s cracken no one say Danny Boy and crack

Aen I’m taking notes yeah I don’t see a book out well you guess well if you’re so good then what could be bad what all right I’ve seen enough we don’t need we don’t need to continue this anymore I’ve I’ve already come to conclusion talk to him I’ve come to a

Conclusion all just said neither of us win yeah uh all right come on come on everybody Ryan Tina get back to the machines okay we putting you back thank you I’m in perfect thank you okay uh we’re hitting the button in three two one all right finally back in my back to

Normal good job everybody good job I will announce the results inside the classroom if you all will take your seats please okay so you’re all probably wondering who’s better boys or girls I already know Boys Boys Boys Boys oh jeez oh boy okay uh what the heck do I sound okay

Yeah you just disappeared okay perfect um so what I’ve come to a conclusion is is that both boys and girls are amazing what but well it seems that both boys and girls have strengths and weaknesses rather instead man no no I will not stand for this and neither will

I yeah I wipe the floor with my girl brain in the trivia and well I mean the boy body lost in the fight so I think that this just proves that girls are better I think it just proves that boys are better and you know what unicorn

Your opinion is dumb I’m out let’s do some more tests Ryan it’s proven wrong oh yeah we could do that I’m I’m going to go prove that I’m definitely the better one this time nope I’ll beat you back to the bumper car away and that was another day at the daycare

Academy to another day at daycare director direct not again not again where am I director where I be I see I see Les you’re here every time why do you always walk out you know what’s going to happen why do you do oh don’t scal me Thomas I know what I’m

Doing I mean I guess I guess that’s why outside how I oh yeah you tell me I’m so bad at this and you do yeah but I’m Invincible the bills the bells give me power why why did Goldie just run up the front door with a gun yeah

Miss Miss supposed to be inside now I’m dead I’m going to find you I’m going to find you you going to find me Thomas I’m find you where could I be Thomas nice fish unicorn man do you oh you’re invisible oddly don’t have a beard on

Right now look at you cheat where could I be Thomas where could I be stop saing me stop saing me with a fish stop stop no no no stop it stop it stop it no whoa oh got him got him got him that’s uh that’s that problem s why do we still

Let him in the steaker I don’t know uh Matt is that is that sure H hi guys what’s going on hey get out I recom you away I you get away from me okay uh what did I do hold on guys hold on hold on unicorn why are you wearing lipstick oh

Uh am I still wearing lipstick yep did you get into your mom’s medicine cabinet come okay now okay he vanished into the night well come on back everyone let’s say hi to everybody probably just embarrassed hi everybody pretty lady why is this say daycare go away hi everyone

What’s up hi Tina hi hi everybody what the heck happened to you am I still a girl um no but I mean am I still wearing lipstick director what the heck is going on I don’t come over here come over here I’m I know do

You see that too am I the or am I going crazy I I saw it too I don’t know what I don’t I don’t it’s not just him there is now three people that are officially they’ve changed genders and it’s creeping me out May it’s just 2017 wait

No you’re back to normal get up here no as I was saying maybe it’s just 2017 yeah I don’t care if it’s 2017 just cuz 2017 means would you be quiet in there okay so basically director director director this isn’t fair I want to be a

Girl what whoa whoa whoaa what well look at Sam the small he’s a girl why can’t I be a girl I mean you you could be I’m not stopping you but like are you sure I mean you you’re you’re not a boy you’re not boy that’s not true he

He’s a boy but sparkly eyes oh oh contact lenses okay it looks like a boy to me wait this I think we should make it official uhhuh to the portal what no Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas we no portal today go away is he is that going to get

Him nope he lived nope how did he live that what he’s invisible I have to B the I have the power of the bells oh go wait guys you f okay guys well um that was interesting well uh you’re so you’re dangerous how about this maybe we should go through

The portal but instead instead of doing the normal boring stuff what we’re going to do this time is I want everyone time your eyes freak me out and your shirt gives me absolute like it just hurts my eyeballs what what are we going to do

This time back away from me ow ow ow ow ow okay here’s what I’m thinking this time guys what if we go through the portal and everyone just thinks of a color I just want to see what would happen is anyone else curious to think what would happen if we just went in

Thinking of a color we have to think of the same color or no everyone will think of different colors and that we see think rainbows if you want to think of rainbows unicorn man think of a rainbow I’m purple okay so everyone everyone it’s like game think of a number one

Through 10 except this time everyone think of a color okay everyone come on let’s go okay everyone pick a color uh no one picked blue I’m picking blue um BL mine is purple you can’t I just said blue oh pick sorry I got my color mine

ISP that’s still mine is purple here we go 5 4 3 2 1 go huh huh I kind of feel weird what the heck maybe think of colors was a bad idea what um director what you’re a girl what do you mean I’m a girl you

Sound derp what the flip uh oh derp it’s pretty derp you’re the same derp you just put lipstick on earrings and Drew eyebrows on your face what what T um why am I a girl um well uh cuz I am Ryan you’re a girl hold on hold on a sec

Hold on a sec uh Tina do me a favor just run through the portal real quick just go go in there Tina you got just y go go down there Tina uh Tina Oh I thought that would um hopefully fix us all that didn’t work at

All um Tina why had the opposite effect ran yeah it had the opposite effect I realized that direct uh Tina just don’t look in a mirror okay cuz uh no Tina don’t don’t do it let’s just say um you see how I am now a pretty woman oh hey

Guys um you are now a are you okay Thomas hold up hold up I’m not doing this today I’m not doing this today no no Freeze Frame what is wrong with Freeze Frame Thomas didn’t change for me you got to if you change your skin right now

Skins are being Bugg you got to log in and log out if you change your skin once just like I’ve logged on in many in a time you have to be in the same chunk as me though it’s really funky like it does this randomly like once a week it’s been

Doing this I don’t know why okay three two one and go I I don’t get it I don’t get it Thomas why Thomas why all right the Hat Ryan you look better as a girl don’t is that insulting or not what the heck oh no

Oh oh no I see Goldie what the Goldie’s a guy too hold on a sec derp you’re just derp with lipstick on uh you look like you’d belong in a mountain yodling uh Danny is now a female pup you stayed the same hey Dave you stayed the

Same you stayed the same sloth person uh is this Quake I can’t even tell if you changed cuz you look pretty much the same oh you you’re now a guy and you’re oh God director this is bad what if our parents come back and they see this director wait I was pretty

Comfortable as you know a guy but oh I didn’t mean to kill you wrong person oh Noe why are you put portals stop why did you why because because I can’t stand dud that voice you can’t deny it’s not a good good point ex see I like I like how

I am right now this is great but his voice what I I got to go back we have one thing that is good about this what what is good about this we can go to the opposite restrooms now no we can’t no yes we no stop it Thomas stop it no that

Is not a good thing that is not a good thing Thomas stop it mean I need I need the bathroom no why are you doing this okay we got it no one’s allowed in the oppos no Goldie stop it no stop it back over you didn’t you didn’t get

Me I just no derp no derp derp you’re not no Edward’s going in no well I need to use a oh No Just guys oh no now everyone’s in the opposite bathrooms you guys are going to get cooties though wait if I’m a girl does that mean I’m already in did

With yeah you are no there’s no going back now no it’s stuck oh no sorry oh can we like put something in your throat to make you normal your voice is wow that’s called an Adam’s apple Thomas we should get an apple apple yeah let’s get an Apple let’s Apple let’s

Give him do we have any app an apple wait we need name Adam to get him an apple no I’ll I’ll get okay here we go uh direct director director here’s an apple I don’t know what this will do just eat it no no no does it belong to Adam yeah

Sure oh okay cool stop grabbing the Apple did someone take the Apple I have a spare one Thomas just has an extra Apple just in case I always I always Cy app C apples come on waiting on you hang on too slow I don’t want to hear your voice

Till you till you hold on I we can force it down oh good get him everyone get the director right now I’m not living with that voice heck no heck no stop him right here where where’s right here how do you get behind us wizard jeez I’m

Going to eat it I’m going to eat it do it hold him down I’ll blast you with the can oh I actually shot it I got him uh-huh come on eat it eat it eat it eat it P it P P it here P it okay better oh

It worked it actually worked oh thank God wo close call ow got to go get to go get to go got to go R got a blast oh well sorry Goldie um look at all those people who have put magic effects on them any okay

Look guys look this could be a lot worse I mean for one I mean okay it’s pretty bad am I wearing eyeliner you look pretty I do not look pretty this is the worst thing that could ever happen to me like this is really bad Thomas you’re wearing a hat that

Looks like belongs in an anime about Pirates Ryan you look cute Tina I don’t look cute I’m Ryan I’m supposed to be cutie not isn’t that isn’t that anime like two-part or something oh I love that one yeah yeah but no Tina I’m not cute in in this in

This version you just say I’m Ryan until I’m fixed you don’t like this version of Me no you say Ryan this version is bad right right right Tina it’s it’s bad very bad you know version you don’t I like this no Tina you can’t like this

Version of me Tina no no stay back stay back no no no Tina stop it Tina Tina stop it Tina Tina stop it get away from me you don’t like this version of me Tina no no you don’t like this version of me at all whatsoever oh God she’s still right

Behind me or he he now I don’t even know okay she’ll never find me this is the best hiding place in the world okay wait what what the heck oh what are you doing uh nice Escape what oh I know where he is I know

Where he is where do I go follow me follow me um what is going on here don’t break the bushes that takes a lot work get out get out what what is going on here out no hey I was here the whole time hey oh Ryan Ryan oh you’re here oh my goodness

Yeah I’m here why do you have a boat down here um it’s all part of the experiment Ryan the everything went wrong I’m in your boat I’ve been here for 30 years 30 years 30 years I’ve been a girl for 30 two years wait you’re a

Girl now I’m a girl look at me what the heck why you sign By Ramen glasses altered view what is all this I’ve been I’ve been running science experiments who are you oh no it’s happened to all of you oh oh this is terrible okay okay

I think I I think I can stop this everybody here everybody get around my book get around my book now okay okay we’re around your book we’re around your book okay okay right I want you to read the first scripture on page nine what

Script on page nine okay uh uh and be on to him hither thy name no no no no the other one about about soup oh oh oh sorry sorry that was H that was the Bible oh your grocery list page n okay um tomato soup raspberry soup chicken nood keep

Going tomato soup uh uh chi chicken alfredo soup chicken alfredo that’s it that’s the that’s the code what that’s a code I can figure here I took some glasses off the wall take take this right take this put them back okay there glasses yeah on put them on okay I

Reverse gender glasses glasses yeah put them on okay they’re on are they working no am I a girl now you’ve been a girl oh no everybody take one I need one what do these do rever tnder glass okay okay I have a theory I have a theory if we go through the

Portal if we go through the portal with these glasses on we’ll be back to normal okay do you think so I don’t I don’t have to go to the girl’s bathroom anymore it’s so weird in there trust you let’s go I like this every time I go I

Take longer than I need to okay okay okay okay look everyone get to the portal everyone to the portal okay uh okay well I guess we’re going through the portal um I’m scared I’m more scared everybody’s here that this one seems to be normal here we go in five four three two one

Go okay okay we’re back am I normal am I good my boy my boy unicorn you still have you still have breast what oh no I’m okay I’ll fix it you can’t just like deplete them that’s another day Cal I mean okay as I was saying everybody listen here’s the PLO of of

The plos okay stop it stop it stop it can we band guns in a Saker once and for this is why Thomas Thomas there you go there’s my everyone pass over your gun I think you’re get away get away you st trying to pick him

Up there you go all right you have thas you get my oh I see one you Joy that’s a lot okay do you see what I got I wonder if these will work even if I already have well an Adam’s apple don’t do it oh no

What what are you doing would would it get becomes even deeper would it I don’t know he looks like he looks like he just went into like anaphylactic shock guys guys I don’t feel right oh no oh no oh no I think I shouldn’t have had

Thomas just do it just do it thank you all right there we go okay okay that was the last that was a mistake that almost happened good thing he didn’t want a boneless Pizza can I have a boneless Pizza does anybody want to order some boness pizza pizza okay look guys Thomas Thomas

Let’s go ahead and let’s let’s head out of this place let’s let’s go let’s let’s you know what to do break the wall do we walk or do we we never Jo and that was another day why would you meop stop stop pass me grenades pass the grenades hi Tina

Oh what’s funny Ry I thought of a joke guys welcome to another day day dude you don’t need you need to start director quiet get out here okay continue I’m sorry I’m laughing out it D meaning to ask you this okay look man ever since you went over and visited me

At my house man I I just couldn’t get off my mind okay okay what is it I just I just need to ask you something man will you clean my toilet you had Hot Pockets and you made a mess my goodness man did I leave swirly twirlies around the toilet bu mountains

In that toilet dude I could literally climb a mountain with the rope that was in that thing so like you it was almost like sausages like all attached together you could throw those and like throw those things on the barbecue feed it to an army

Oh and I also took some of it and made soil out of it and grew this flower hey well anyways you know what I will come back because what do they say Reduce Reuse and recycle right yeah wait you going to eat it is that what you’re

Saying it’s free food wait shark shark shark shark can I can I have that flower that he grew with the uh with with with your I need your PO FL real quick let me let me see the poop flower the FL did I not get the oh I did okay it’s right

Here okay let me just go ahead and hey no and whip whip in Pizza I’m going to put go in go inside go inside go inside my little oven go go go inside burn well guess what it stinks because guess who’s Invincible oh well let’s go inside then

Anyway great start fellas thday yep hey Tom Thomas ding okay so Mr Mr Thomas I hear so um how did the court hearing go about the whole you know hitting the garden Bell thing he wrot a PO there’s no evidence that I did anything it was just it was all just a

Legend yo you okay would you like youc guys he’s trying he follows me everywhere Thomas Thomas what are you doing would you like a translator if you are incapable of speaking to us human beings we can translate we understand you are from a different land we can translate

Hello my name is sharkk what is yours hello my name is Thomas hi Thomas are youting for wait wait then I wait I have something to ask Thomas you need you need to translate for Thomas okay okay okay Thomas I love you what do you want I want to ring your

Bell and then I want to put your Bell on a ring marry you are you asking to marry his Bell do it you touch my bell and I’m going to clock you why did he turn rushan he just like his whole I think you’ve got the wrong accent there he’s Multicultural all

Right he likes to go play he likes to have he likes shrimp on the Bobby he likes shrimp on the Bobby Bobby I’m Australian so I okay what accents do I have he’s a letter of an alphabet and then B what stop look look you know what you know

What you know what that reminds me of that last prison we were in you know why why cuz it said was being created by Jael okay oh well you saw the name of the place right oh it’s called Parkside yeah yeah yeah so Thomas is jable Thomas is jable

Confirmed confirmed Thomas half three down on the shrimp on the Bobby uh what else oh dingo dingo hi everyone hello mimig go I like how it going Cookie seers in here it’s okay buddy it’s okay bring it in bring it in I think I

Just is that it there you go let me wi my snot on you yeah that’s disgusting I’m backing up now get get used to it what do you think is all over my my t-shirt and my v-neck all it is his dried up boogers that’s a

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Wrong with me uh yeah what’s up uh you look like craft singles sa you look like craft singles I actually am craft singles I’m cheese I’m actually and shark well you look like listen here listen over here listen get back here listen no back I’m Le it’s some room

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Come on what does I have to do you you listen you get me a map right guys I’m a shopping cart hold hold on a not just clap at me sh ceiling fanan time up up I’m like a table I turn into a chair when I do this look at me are we

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Happened to us what I thought we were having our you did this guys guys I’ll be honest excuse ex ex excuse me guys look look look look you are someone who wanted like the front of a train look the front right there the plow for sow listen maybe I’m the front of a

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Because guess what it goes right inside my tummy but it comes right back out cuz it doesn’t hurt so why you still haven’t explained why you carry around shovels though yeah the shovels why do you have excuse me H listen my name is sharisha and I’m a wor that famous girl that

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Lagging so it shows a bunch of the images layered over and over again yeah that’s Wan’s head that’s Wan’s head wait my head is there a bunch of look it’s not that big is it yeah it’s stretched out it could be a train oh I’ll Aboard the Choo

Cho the y’all know what it looks like it looks like this all right hi welcome to Subway I’d like to get a foot pleas the if I lay down my face just disappears in the ground adios amigos wait wait look all the way up Lon oh wait up yeah look up

Up look he looks like a sniper look like a sniper guys look at this wait what Happ my light on the other wait hold on hold on look at this guys I’m a forklift guys oh my head’s legs oh God your legs oh yeah you just

Like picked things up guys I look like a turtle you look like a shock excuse me I I said you look excuse me how was that an insult you literally called Shock I’m I’m not K right here I will clock you in the head with my shovel you’re in a shark

Ones I hey my phone’s out I’m recording this I don’t care Lady Lady me Lady Lady chill chill excuse me director beat him up beat him up no you’re fine to beat him up no one likes him get him come here no I I want to teach y’ l no I come

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Do that I can do that no shovel no shovel I can do that listen girl listen listen listen all right you going to come in here okay we going we can’t go in there you walk with your arm excuse EXC can’t there I’m going listen listen

Boy you listen boy you inup me one more time I swear I will slap you you come in here now guys wait hang on hang okay hang on the craft single got to go on Sideways okay almost almost got it listen listen listen listen now here and okay door’s

Locked perfect now you’re mine here we go firstly I’m going to make some mountains I’m going to force you guys this is going to help I am lactose intolerant but also cheat you ain’t going anywhere there get inside there get in there poop in the toilet wait are

We allowed in this SW I mean Thomas listen Thomas unless you’re not a man then no hey look at me I Thomas has a beard come on you know I go in there but I ain’t getting coties heck no you already have cooties look at yourself in the mirror I

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I’m melting on you there you go there go you got some chees wow wow is that is that wow wait what happens if I look wait if I look straight down is my head just gone no your head just you pretty much look like a I can just beat people with my

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It oh you ran out yep there we go though see I do have a superpow hi hey wi why you want to see something yeah hi hi wait hold up hold up ready wait wait sh sh look straight look straight look straight literally no wait wait look all the way down

Shock okay look look he’s stairs he’s actually stairs he he’s stairs wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait you kind of look like a whale in a little bit like a you call me fat girl no throw the shovel run run run no I something

Control little boy didn’t mean to clock you in the side of the head come here I’m going I’m out of here no no wait are we going to the no no don’t make me do it don’t make me do it exactly do it not and what fight back for world star you

Want me to fight excuse me listen here mustach world star famous it make you more famous saber he scares me keep fighting go on fight F man maybe we should just go back through the teleporter I’m thinking that’s a good idea yeah with you bye whale hit you you can’t hit me anymore

No no no yeah we’re good now oh sh anymore you’re back to shark wait I’m so sorry did I hit you with a shovel no he’s just s always is asleep he just KO oh yeah I’m don’t worry I’m I’m back to normal I’m back to normal oh guys it’s

Okay though because even though we went through the dimensions my phone still has the recording it does yes sh you’re going on the internet no sh Shar Shar Shar it’s okay you’ll get followers on Twitter yeah I want to be famous don’t you Twitter famous want

To be in movies yeah don’t you want your 5 Seconds Of Fame shock yeah I five SOS SOS Like It’s Hot Dr Like It’s Hot yeah what Dr like it’s cold cuz it’s an ice block you guys are confusing let’s go to the day okay well anyways that was uh quite

The day quite I want to show you guys something yeah what so guys as you all know I’m I’m getting into fashion and uh I was I was actually introduced to one of my good friends Kane W and he gave me his new designer clothing I thought you

Meant okay okay wait hold on no stay over here stay over here no no no no yeah he’s he has he has to change this what I like to call Easy season record record okay record it record it um hello it’s me you’re looking

For oh it me see it in your eyes exuse I see it in your what was that yeah I did that was the Yeezy season 4 outfit I thought I thought Yeezys were shoes no no they’re sweaters shirts pants alline they’re a clothing line wait really really really they’re really expensive

And not worth it because you basically look like a h wait is that thing that was like a white torn shirt that was something like $1,000 yeah yeah guess what this this sweater that I’m wearing right now yeah you basically pay more money for shirts and clothing that looks

Ripped and torn up nice yep with that I’m leaving I’m not I’m done with this world if that’s a thing I’m I’m G that’s pretty sad that’s that’s shock’s obsessed with SH shock don’t ever buy that white T-shirt bye Thomas Thomas you should go get yourself some Yeezys I heard they’re great okay

Come on guys let’s go they’ll be good for your ears and that was another day at dayc bye guys welcome to another day at daycare Ryan what they put something in the casserole what eat the casserole what are you talk okay soone wel up on the wrong side

Of the bed hi everybody are you doing hi Ryan hello just got back from working on the machine what mm why would you ever want to use that thing because why not it gives me such an advantage in like life how so the machine always does do you remember what

Happened last time I was put in the machine it made me go crazy with power I literally became evil for a haircut yeah yeah but I can still use it for good stuff like like I just made it to where it makes people smarter what do you mean it makes people

Smarter and how do you know it’s not going to make someone go crazy because I use it on myself did you know that McDonald’s called frequent buyers heavy users what mhm where how do you know that Southern sea otters have flaps of skin under their for legs that act like

Pockets and when they die they use it to store rocks and build how do you know this because Ryan the power of the machine so you went into the machine and it made you smarter it actually works did you know did you know Coca-Cola would be green if there wasn’t coloring added to

It it would be GRE so wait a sec the the machine actually works for the first time ever mhm I put myself through it perfect I want to get smarter too this way while I list up a few other cool things the casserole stop talking about the stupid casserole on my

Way did you know that the world’s oldest piece of tree income is over 9,000 years old it’s over 9,000 it’s over 9,000 I don’t know if that’s did you know that you can’t snore and dream at the same time you can’t what snore snore and dream at the same time really yep and

That a broken clock is right two times a day it’s how how do you know that I’m smart wait a broken clock is right to oh it has to be I get it see smart people jokes anyways you ready Ryan I’m ready all right in three 2 one go there we uh

Uhoh I am smarter you’re right Tina how’d you know this was going to work oh cuz I use it on myself you use it on yourself this is bad this is bad Ryan what um but Tin Tin let me let me test some my knowledge and see if you

Know it too did you know that bees sometimes sting other bees yeah right isn’t that so cool not really and that cuz I feel like I just stung you is that the total weight of all the ants in the world equals the total weight of people look in the mirror what

Uhoh ta I thought you said have worked why am I a girl it did work but I guess it only works on girls I don’t know so what you’re saying is you made it make girls smarter not guys but I didn’t exactly know that that would happen are

You kidding me now I’m a girl and I still even sound the same did you know a crocodile can’t stick its tongue out that’s good for crocodiles oh I’m sorry Ryan I didn’t know and let me guess the machine has to cool down yeah that’s what I thought and pigs

Can’t look at the sky it’s physically impossible poor Mr oinkers but but now I can share cool facts bless you bless you bless you bless you oh I stop breaking the ground he Ryan or Rihanna no it’s Ryan but you’re Rihanna right now yeah you are oh who’s the new

Girl Goldie it’s me oh you even sound like Ryan I am Ryan the machine Rana it’s a girl version of Ryan iops the machine doesn’t work going to turn me into a girl I’m smarter but it still turned me into a girl he’s like a seven are you really raiding me

Yeah Goldie what did you know that when you blush the lining of your stomach also turns red oh that’s funny my my stomach’s embarrass well there we go anyway continuing forward um what are you doing there unicor what are you doing in there oh oh the casserole Ryan casserole

Oh oh unicorn we’re going to play a game okay I don’t turn into I can’t turn back into a guy until it cool down girl I know did you know that coconuts kill about 150 people each year that’s more than sharks let’s go I didn’t know that

I didn’t know that also ran you’re a girl like a seven too my goodness why is everyone calling me a seven yeah you’re about a seven oh my goodness okay let’s just go I guess everyone into the portal in three two one go I still a girl yeah still a girl you

Ready to play Rihanna don’t call me rihan ran my name is still Ryan even if I am looking like a girl I am not a girl right no that is not my name Ry banana that was even CL was wearing a dress what yeah wear a dress you’re a

Girl now I do not Goldie you’re a girl you don’t wear a dress I’m a little boy what hello dummy you were small insignificant goodbye hey oh don’t out of my self-esteem like that okay got some armor to put on at least disco turtleneck I got some leggings oh my God

I’m stuck all these sheep oh my goodness Golden Child pushed me off I saw that too was it entertaining was it good to watch how’ you know what was going to say what that was entertaining good to watch but there is now a golden tower on the

Loose I mean no particularly on the loose uhoh I got Tina uncalled for we all have horses unicorn too I behind you where’d you go you fall I fell oh un guard your horse my horse your horse is dead me horse me hor horse I still got my

Sword that’s right don’t make fun of you have a void charm hey I’m okay whoa that was crazy there’s a going though watch out yeah but he’s after Ryan I don’t know why he wants me so bad but he’s hungry for me oh oh I’m sorry are you okay get him

W go away pleasey the gold you killed him come here come here no you can’t kill me I am death incarnate oh oh I see the problem no no Victory a what what’s launching me oh my God what’s launching me that what was I don’t know how you

Lived as long as you did I’m laded that was something I’ll tell that game that was something that was so good so you are better as a girl Ryan well I have smarter plays cuz it’s all up here now was that a play well I mean it comes

From I’m P testosterone had me going got to be honest with you like like as an example as an example okay did you know that space smells like a combination of diesel fuel and barbecue why barbecue I don’t make why would you smell space why would you not

Smell space because you could die from that oh I guess you could die from that yeah that’s true uh anyway guys uh important notice I need everyone to look at a wall right now cuz the walls look really cool right now all right I I’ll fall to your look at this wall quick

Okay that was a nice wall I’m sure you all enjoyed the wall I got super dice you going to roll it let the gods determin fate I just saw roll the one I watched you die oh I got a dice too should I go of course okay wait wait Ren watch watch

Watch watch watch watch watch watch watching watching you threw it off the edge guarante go oh I six oh so she just got a lot of diamond armor o oh my I wish I had that dice wait your dice is loaded yeah have zombies no leave alone oh I C mag oh my

God how’d she die what happened there Force I threw a pig at her I thought you were gon to say pigeon I take this pigeon pigeon picks me up and deliver death okay there we go I got it yeah Ryan what are you doing what am I doing

Yeah figuring out what no it’s Ryan you had it right the first time no no oh no a I didn’t even get to by I witnessed that it opened up a pit below my feet there was nothing I could do I I witnessed it was great I saw that

Too rolling that one baby yep the pit opened up beneath my feet and then I just both roll that ones yep that’s the worst that’s one of the hardest ones to Dodge in my opinion I always open the the ones that are not did you know that

Many oranges are green when they’re ripe and scientists remove their chlorophyll to make them more appealing to North American consumers so that did you know that pirates earrings because they believe that improved their sight did you know Pirates were dumb what take that back oh unfortunately most pirates were not

Like uh that not they weren’t college graduates definitely didn’t go to college yeah well how do you explain all that money that they got they stole it from people who were smart yep yeah well guess they weren’t that smart were they that’s not necessarily what that

Means oh we’re all six you ice yep oh got this i got this i got this i got this i got this I got all the goodies in my bag I have like mess stuff I got stuff that is like mediocre it’s oh I

Got a dice too but I really feel like if I roll I’m going to get a one should I still do it do it you won’t I will kill you all six yeah yes gold watch out no no did you live no Liv no no no anything with this please

Goodbye I have such good things to I teleported back to my own Island that’s dumb that happens yeah on the bright side I got two more blue Lucky Blocks on the bad side it didn’t get much out of them you look care Mister what feel my breath F my

Rat don’t you dare hit them oh oo this could be useful come on die no you dumb stupid promote Zombie Invasion see oh wait the zombie invasion attacks me too oh that’s not good zombie right yeah I didn’t think that one through did I Ryan my name is unicorn Montoya you

Killed my father prepare to die where did I go uh oh hold on I got I got other problems to worry about oh the zombie invasion is going for you now yeah yeah I teleported away so yeah did you know the chance of you dying on the

Way to get a lottery ticket is more so than the chance of you actually winning the lottery yeah I did know that actually oh man you got to forget I’m smart now too you got to forget forget got to forget don’t don’t forget don’t forget to forget yep do you know

Gorillas burp when they’re happy I mean I’m not suris I have another fact about gorillas but I can’t say it oh what did you know gorillas is a band yeah I did there you go there’s a gorilla fact that you can tell people dud is my favorite character come here r

Ye oh he heated oh get in my splitter slime quick I will cause more I will cause anguish upon the ranks oh no please loser I don’t know rihan’s catchup to pre quick oh what’s it going to do ow knock it off get out here Sho no

Yay Bo I would I would have killed you too oh you have a trampoline thing for when you win yep I go flying I’m killing you next round I don’t know Rihanna I mean Ryan is off to a good start what wait so we can call you Rihanna now

No yeah wait no you just called yourself no I did not call myself Rihanna you did did you know that women constitute 70% of uh Iranian University science and engineering students but in the US um did you know I can never roll a character with good stats D and I did know that

Actually you know the cheer phobia is the fear of having fun did you know that a New Jersey man flunked out of law school and then sued the school for failing him oh that was my dad oh good to know come you know what makes that even more funny you don’t have a

Dad stop have my fun I got I can believe okay no oh hey I got I got a haunted dice oh no I’m going to blow up I’m going to blow up I’m going to blow up it doesn’t kill you oh it doesn’t no it just puts you at two

Hearts oh okay never mind I got a diamond sword I died to oh okay well you died uh in the basement of my thing a big slime appeared and I couldn’t kill it in time let’s just say it was big had a lot of Health you watching me yeah that’s very

Risky play no it’s okay uh well T luckily Tina didn’t notice and Goldie’s kind of just standing on top of her Island mhm yep yep oh deflected nope oh this not end well for Tina oh she she healed oh good play oh and she shot it back at him now he’s hurt and

Goldie’s in the middle and Goldie is going in for unicorn man and he’s running across his bridge and he’s going to try and hopefully do something big here oh and Goldie has failed in her mission to kill him Goldie you had this on you oh my god get a

Nuke I didn’t realize I had a nuke on me well no no no no no no yeah Tina you’re dead you’re still in oh my God she just got out of it she just got out of it in time y oh oh if you had one more well play oh

Come on unicorn man oh snap why are you cheating for him he killed you oh he’s going in for the attack oh he got shot out of mid air but unicorn goes in he wins the game I did it that was that was like big move can we always be impressed

With the fact I survived that long I mean I Ked so I think we’re on equal ground on that did kill a Wither whatever I’m not like undermining I’m just saying we’re pretty equal okay guys last game you know that human thigh build are stronger than concrete really

Uh did you know that bananas are more effective at rep replenishing electrolytes and Gatorade oh so instead of drinking Gatorade just eat a banana potassium yeah what if you have too much potassium in your you’re a potassium pal oh oh oh I’m all about potassium Pals right www. YouTube I mean what

What who who where am I who am I what’s happening oh c died to the big slime what thank goodness oh okay I don’t know how youed it’s called dying it ate you but I I wasn’t even near it I just blew oh I had a hot potato okay you had

A hot potato and you didn’t even realize yeah yep that’ll do it Hot Potato Hot Potato oh I don’t like that sound what sound afraid the sound that Tina just made cuz that was one interesting sound are you kidding me I a shotgun tea to

Death oh hey I got my shotgun back too did you have a shotgun on you no I wish oh crazy what’s this to oo ah special well I see unicorn look at all our hearts that’s crazy yeah we do have a lot of Hearts this is going to be

Battle that’s not fair wish I have that many hearts what maybe you should have gotten them faster what up unicorn man I have a dice but do I risk rolling it yes even with all this good stuff okay I’ll risk it or it fell please don’t roll one

Please don’t roll a one a four a diamond sword appears where I stand oh hello w sharpness one diamond sword I shall take you hello Ryan hello unicorn man did you know that I have this chest here watch it oh hello wow that was a good move that was

Scary oh what what just happened I have no idea but I got teleported last second you know I fine but I I had I had eight like instant teleport ender pearl things I win just going to keep blowing myself away did you guys know that um every

Time you lick one of those stamps you get um 10% of a a calor yeah well did you know that I’m I don’t really enjoy the way you lick your envelopes Ryan well okay anyway let’s go through the portal so I can get turned back into a

Guy and you can call me all Ryan again okay sounds good good good good good sure Rihanna hey Rihanna okay let’s get out of here yeah in 3 2 1 go I’ll sh you back finally bye Rihanna I can’t wait to be turned back it’s not worth the knowledge goodbye Rihanna we’ll miss

You chut up hey did you know that you can instantly wake up any part of your body that falls asleep by shaking your head back and forth mhm that’s also how you get undizzy you shake your head up and down well there we go the more you

Know now please turn me back to normal gladly I want my riant back okay hit the lever countdown please three two one go go finally and now my brain isn’t filled with useless knowledge thank God what hey what come back I I want to sgle uh

No what why not you turned me into a girl in the first place it was an accident come on you still did it you know what this just proves what I’d rather be dumb in life you don’t need to be smart to enjoy life what no that’s what you ran come back

Unicorn I’m back to normal you want to go to the arcade yeah let me just finish this cashal okay let’s go you and that was another day at day yeah