Ryth – Aphmau Changed For The Worst.

All right people what’s up aphmau has seriously changed for the worse when you wake up on a fine 2014 morning and you open up the aphmau YouTube channel you would normally expect to be greeted by a normal human being perhaps and that’s exactly what happened hello ladies and

Gentlemen here and I’m doing a little v-log with a camera that I haven’t used in ages however audience when you fast forward to 2022 aphmau it is just what the [ __ ] bitten by the letter F in Minecraft oh the brain cells I will be losing today morning these letters are zombified get

Bitten and you’ll turn into one but letters never want to be alone and bitten players will do anything to hunt down their friends so you’re basically describing the pussyfied version of The Walking Dead and why the hell are you making this face oh no imma get [ __ ]

In the ass by the alphabet this Frame reminds me of the black man white girl PornHub meme This place is creepy especially at night I don’t know what it is but I don’t like it you are a [ __ ] [ __ ] Minecraft roleplay has gotta be the most PBS kid [ __ ] I’ve ever seen in my life I’ve said it before I understand that you have to

Have more energy in your videos to get a good video but surely you can record a video without sounding like you have a 7.2 inch dick in your ass you know just my opinion that probably the rest of the world would agree with it’s got a really

Bad atmosphere about it are you scared I’m Not Afraid of the Dark you know something about it just feels weird and bad like when I try to read no wonder you’re in illiterate [ __ ] no wonder this [ __ ] can’t articulate a single sentence his [ __ ] voice acting comes from shitty sentence articulation

He can’t even voice act to let alone read a [ __ ] nursery rhyme probably because there’s letters and stuff huh what what does it have to do with reading um for those that didn’t catch the joke that’s the part you laugh at the [ __ ] video Even my grandmother’s laughing at that [ __ ] she wiggling on the floor tongues wagging her [ __ ] Dentures flapping aphmau the ghost writer of the [ __ ] Century who needs stand-up comedy when you have the spawn of Amy Schumer and [ __ ] the step-by-step guide to women being funny what is it Giant Book

It’s got tiny words let’s just get out of here come on in go go go go okay oh This is [ __ ] why did you track me for this place is not my fault you know I I just wanted to maybe see if there was any uh treasure here what’s happening that doesn’t look uh aphmau um a letter Ian what what are you in are

Are you wait hang on what what is that spell again the queen of Comedy if there’s a Minecraft Channel that I will single out on the most predictable jokes of all time it is easily aphmau the best part about these Minecraft role plays is I’m genuinely baffled how kids find this

[ __ ] funny I’ve never found a puns toilet humor and playground insults as something that is comedic I’ve always been a guy of low-key and controversial humor to give an example and no I do not mean this literally it is just an example YouTube Go [ __ ] Yourself if somebody were to hypothetically say [ __ ]

The Jews then that is obviously not funny whatsoever saying blatant racist and homophobic [ __ ] just isn’t funny to me I only think controversial humor is funny if it’s actually true about Society but humor like this even when I was a kid it just was never funny when I

Was five years old my other friends would be pissing and [ __ ] their pants over these jokes I be sitting there like [ __ ] what are you laughing at it’s [ __ ] what was that it like bit me and I I I feel weird what what is this huh what happened what is this what’s happening Um why do you look like a zombie Ryan’s how do these guys take their videos so seriously I desperately want to witness them recording their videos in their bedrooms I want to see them make their shitty facial expressions to make these voices and doing the [ __ ]

Jazz hands to get better effect in their videos I give me to you every video they do has a ton of bloopers and I want to see them because I already know these [ __ ] cannot talk like a laser tag instructor for 30 minutes straight hey kids today they were turning [ __ ] off [Applause] What is this rules of the game what’s what is him to escape he must find the e-x-i-t if you’re bitten then you’re it huh what does that mean you bully other people for not being in a literate piece of [ __ ] yet you can’t even read game instructions more simple than [ __ ]

Candy Land well guys is aphmau going to survive the shitty Walking Dead will she find the W exit or turn into an L my ass cheeks are puckered tightly for the outcome all right [Applause] so close that wasn’t like that no it wasn’t but we’ve got bigger problems at hand okay

We’re trapped and and and I think we have to find these letters okay e x i t wait what were you running from you and he’s I can’t believe I just remembered now to ask this question how old are these people these have got to be people in their what early 20s mid-20s this is a genuine question do you guys like enjoy what you’re doing this isn’t even a part of the act anymore I’m genuinely curious

Do you like making these videos I know it brings in good money believe me the RPMs for kids content is insane but do you like enjoy like actually like making the video I’m genuinely curious if anybody on aphmau’s crew is watching this please comment you just gotta hide okay What does that do maybe I can use this noise get away from me good come on let’s go right if there’s going to be anything I’m going to compliment aphmau on she knows how to develop a story and also hop on a trend and make anything related to Minecraft from a Creator’s standpoint

I gotta give her credit where credit is due the plot is good the idea of hopping on Trends is good but the voice acting and the humor and all that [ __ ] it’s [ __ ] awful you can still make children laugh without being the textbook definition of [ __ ] okay

This is my fault for not even trying to grab the first place oh my gosh see this is the [ __ ] that I’m talking about the voice acting is so dramatic it is literally as fake as the Kardashian’s ass I do not appreciate these men in their early 20s talking to

Me so seductively kind of creepy kind of cringe kinda making my cocky go soft back home it’s finally over yeah I’m so glad we all made it home um this is one book that I don’t think we should open don’t let Kim hear you say that you guys aren’t funny anyways

Audience I’ve seen enough [ __ ] today please click the video on screen I promise you’ll love it but anyways yeah subscribe