SageTheAkuma’s EPIC Minecraft Stream: 5

Stream has officially begun my dumb ass forgot to grab my uh controller hold on I’ll be back Oh wait [ __ ] chat chatty chatty chat chat CH discord.gg Minecraft join that server I’m in it type [ __ ] I want y’ to go in that server and just Spam at me okay okay how y’all doing cuz I’m having a very very fun time how y’all doing uh yeah so we playing mft y’all [ __ ] with

Mcft if y [ __ ] with mcft I’m have to kick you with your shins you know what I mean cuz I love M CFT what about you I’m doing perfectly fine I’m doing all right right now at least yeah hey hey it’s time to stream today Minecraft all the way I’mma hit

You in your face with another right sword hey I’m getting bored but I got these bars uh hold up wait hold up hey hey my name is Todd and I got to End Rod and you know I’m about to rap I don’t [ __ ] know add me in your Minecraft room I’m

Doing a normal world today uh I made this world like I made this world in school and I’m currently inside of a cave huddled around Cobblestone but [ __ ] that world we’re gonna make a new one just for the stream I don’t got Rams show coordinates bonus chest only invited players cuz I one

Trolls hear me I don’t want trolls he what should I what should the seed be I’mma turn off this chat cuz I I’m looking at chat through my laptop I put random numbers in the chat and I’ll click accordingly four come on keep it going keep it going keep it going keep it

Going seven come on all y’all participate we need random numbers what the where the hell did the six come from 4782 come on I’ll stop at random come on seven bad no no no no no no you absolute child I put for hey you are a child you are an immature child

Nine you are to me whole ass child Tommy in it type child all right we stopping there so 47827 489 341 all right what should we name the world come on come on come on give me a good name give me a good name I don’t want to troll names I want to

Act I want a good name I’m not adding that goofy [ __ ] I am not naming a Oreo world if I name that [ __ ] I’m deleting it the moment I make it you’re going to contaminate the world the world of the world of randoms okay to World of randoms all right that’s the

Name we in let’s go let’s go yeah oh [ __ ] I’m having fun oh my oh my God I spawned in a desert I never spawn in deserts this is epic I always spawn in a [ __ ] jungle I got tired of jungle biomes creative or survival I like survival it’s more fun

You can build in survival too [Applause] Nitwit all oh my desert temple holy [ __ ] y double seed it’s too hard of survival that just sounds like a whole skill issue I can’t [Applause] [Applause] lie [Applause] a saddle and bones and string that noise in the background is my little brother being a crybaby knock back to Power [ __ ]

Golly aqua affinity hey smithing template and a golden apple let’s go okay come on another Golden Apple fire protection okay this is somewhat good okay now I need my sand oh one two three four five six 7 8 9 10 11 12 hey that’s the way we Rebel ooh hey I got a

Apple type [ __ ] type [ __ ] y saw that W I want to kill a bunny let’s go I killed bunny it didn’t drop anything though bumy come here let’s go I mean I didn’t drop anything but I mean I got XP from it yippe [ __ ] bunnies I’m kill more just to spite

You oh my god a desert village let’s go and to dropped stuff he dropped a rabbit’s foot let’s go well this seed is epic that is a [ __ ] tall building that is a tall building hey green beds boot gang whole lot of gang [ __ ] okay I got the best bed in the game

Let’s go I want that [ __ ] get out my ear I hated pear you know just for that killing more bunnies when I see [Applause] him no you shouldn’t have said that too late now that’s your fault you talk too much come here Bunny come here Bunny come here [Applause] Oh there’s another one up there what if I oh there’s a family come here last one come here hey a Golem a camel guys it’s a camel wait can I let’s go I got a camel I got a camel that’s awesome wait what do y’all eat I don’t

Know what they eat do you know what they eat oh look it’s so adorable look at how it sits down they eat meat like rabbit meat I heard a bunny die in the background I Died they eat seeds are you serious or are you joking no this is on my phone I’m just using a PlayStation 4 controller oh well I don’t got seeds I’m about be good look all this wheat I’m getting Y what the or you Say I’m going need yall to be my snipers what she [Applause] Say SK doesn’t sounds familiar I am now done the straw only have one hole or two one cuz it’s a Tube or I’m about to ban you from my live chat hey oh it’s a kitty they killed the bunnies that’s awesome this my bell give me that [ __ ] I said give me the BET okay what zombie nothing is on fire fire will you stop with these [ __ ] Tik Tock shits stop right now

I did not hear no zombie I didn’t see a zombie say saying that’s one that’s not the name of the song Two you said it wrong three of my sing that [ __ ] I don’t know who’s on that account but shut the [ __ ] up I don’t know if that’s puss or Luke

Or someone I don’t [ __ ] [Applause] know [Applause] no we we we we we we bare fist fighting yeah yeah yeah yeah I bare F wait I fist F the Iron Golem and I won I’m Different where my bed at it’s the best [Applause] bed hey I’m going to craft

The actually I’m going craft a pickaxe this time hey more rabbit meat okay come here Mr Camel he fast he a fast boy plant the flower to pay respect okay third person makes me lag no I I’ll plant it somewhere else you can’t plant [ __ ] flowers in a desert biome I’m going to

Beat now come here okay I’m lagging too much for this [ __ ] come here here let’s go where’ my camel go oh there he is he’s just wandering look at him I love llamas what the [ __ ] is that generation hold on hey you said what is this generation what the hell is

That legit what the [ __ ] is this world generation that is not what I said wait no leave my camel alone he’s the best if you fall off I swear to God wait do I have yo watch this watch this watch this I’m about to have I’m about to have a [ __ ] ton of

Bread look at all this bread Three Stacks let’s go he’s walking away good boy uh it’s iron pi pickaxe time but I need a fre fracking uh sticks and just cuz I can I’m making a bow I’m making in Bow y’all it’s time to go mine some iron ow hey W

Iron what’s up duper I found iron okay that’s Jason J Dude puss oh my God y are so annoying okay y’all are some very y’all are some rap stallions I didn’t e you I I wasn’t reading D y’all were I’m trying to focus I mean I was reading chat but not

Like the entire time Ora I’m Banning you from the chat uh I want you to say your last words oh [ __ ] I’m about to y’all y’all I’m dead wait hold up no I’m not wait my dumb ass didn’t bring the [ __ ] crafting table down with me no controller do not drift stop doing

That I want a full essay apology no you said you like to write right I want a whole essay if I don’t get it by midnight it’s late oh for [ __ ] sake I don’t there’s no trees Mr Camel I’mma need you to be my Noble Steed and guide me

Into the the ends of the Earth or until I find a tree that is not what I said my name is bro shut the [ __ ] up Jason if you don’t get your copy pasting ass on another Temple wait there’s sticks I forgot there’s sticks in deserts it didn’t drop a stick what the

[ __ ] and I sleep in another biome well no and that wasn’t an apology that was just a random ass [ __ ] parag grass my name is Jason and my head’s built like a broken Cactus I win what’s up Mark y’ it’s time to Lo a desert temple wait where’s my

Camel camel where where did bro go Calvin his name is Calvin Calvin the camel no you’re a wacky waving inflatable fling Tube Man Named Antonio I win well hold on I stop that calling me Damn e hide him backed okay I’m done my name is Jason and I like to lick my hangnails I win I don’t [ __ ] know the pterodactyl on Tuesdays I transformed y y’all witness My True Form I’m a Pterodactyl ow I forgot to [ __ ] place the stupid thing bro an enchanted Apple let’s

Go don’t put it back uh that needs to go in there uh that needs to go in there I don’t need that I do need these so I can get back up wait no I only I only need two come on where bro shut up

Up my name’s sage and I eat rotten flesh for dinner my name is Jason and I eat raw rabbit hide for a living I win damn Ora you going let flip-flop ho you like that damn see personally I wouldn’t take that that’s just me though why we so many golden apples finally emeralds

On stream for why you like oh cuz I wanted to it was funny okay now that I’ve looted the desert temple where’s my camel Calvin where did you go there you are buddy this is the best mob Edition Minecraft you guys are geniuses okay okay we’re back wait I need to eat see

You I’m me the axe too just cuz okay time to go back down [Applause] wait oh I’m so [ __ ] dumb I could have made a shield I got to go back [Applause] in I going try to put a count on every time I do something [Applause] stupid Ora is a very strange [Applause]

Individual oh wait no I can’t make a shield cuz I don’t have any [ __ ] wood [Applause] okay no that bit strange as hell I know don’t I don’t know what you talking about you you have not seen what I seen bro he just [ __ ] trolled your ass y that shit’s

Crazy I like deep slate I hate this thing get out oh my God bro y’all be making my streams funny as hell this y [ __ ] [Applause] funny I hate Oreo [ __ ] you bugged out Oreos are [ __ ] delicious oh you missed El skeleton aim ah L Skellington

Aim can we get a l Skellington in chat I ain’t dying this time I’m making it my number one goal to stay alive in this [ __ ] stream here’s this if I die [ __ ] stupidly I’m going to drink two spoonfuls of hot sauce l or real or real is crazy

That’s nothing no no no no no no no no no no no no it is something we have really [ __ ] hot hot sauce like like really F really [ __ ] hot I’m not even joking hot sauce that’s [ __ ] hot as hell I’m going to I’m going to find the hottest hot sauce we

Got and I’m going to take two spoonfuls okay guys let’s see 46 iron bro we we up we are up let’s go Calvin wait thing lunge this is the the coolest animal in the [ __ ] game that is so cool that is awesome hi don’t want to

Lie if you take damage again I’m going to cry oh we pray for the Iron Golem and we wish him a good afterlife play [ __ ] Church cords in the background Calvin where the hell are you going don’t go too far what do you mean it’s night time well technically

Y know Ora find skibby toilet funny the hell wait oh God I pill Outpost oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I don’t want any smoke with the hell

No no I am not ready for Outpost hell no okay Mark you’re done I told you to chill out with that [ __ ] multiple times [ __ ] your ass is timed Out H oh I’m [ __ ] naked I don’t even have wait can I I left I left my [ __ ] crafting table oh okay hey it’s an LA I never actually ran into them in survival mobile before it’s cool say hi to the LA what’s up y’all I just need [Applause] wood you do like skibby toilet cuz you’re weird it’s Pillager not villager Pillager Outpost not villager you you absolutely uncultured baboon okay what in my inventory do I not need I do not I don’t need rabbit hide [ __ ] that [ __ ] no it’s not the same thing you know nothing about

Minecraft okay now I might actually stand somewhat of a chance against the [ __ ] pillagers cuz I have a shield now but they have a little they have more Health than I care for hey why you spraying hey yo calm down hey hey hey hey relax relax relax hey hey hey

Relax all right all all all right my bad my bad my bad G all right I I’ll leave I’ll leave I’m sorry I get hey hey I said I’m sorry come hey hey hey hey hey hey he hey hold up hold up hold up no no no no no no no

Calvin Calvin Calin let’s dip the [ __ ] still chasing me bro the beef is not that serious oh well there’s a well you need some Diamond [ __ ] Sage are you a Coco melon fan no e shit’s [ __ ] ass uh buddy yeah good good boy another [ __ ] wait is this a different one is this

Is no [ __ ] way triple Temple no hold up hold up I I got to be tweaking a triple Temple [ __ ] baby [Applause] no hey he Dr Boots I want to [ __ ] rotten flesh that was not in the slightest funny dinner I’m eating dinner can we put a l Ora in chat for

Liking skibbidy toilet n you told me in DMS that you like skibby toilet don’t lie I don’t even need string anymore I don’t need all these bones I’ll keep the stack though just in case I run into a dog Pro one okay I was gonna say this [ __ ] [ __ ]

Sucks but never mind it’s actually not that bad actually I don’t have any wait I can can can you craft hold up can yo look yo I’m such a [ __ ] genius Chad why am I so smart chat why am I so smart I’m a [ __ ] genius for that

You guys have witnessed quick thinking from none other than Sage the [Applause] Akuma I’m smarter than S yo Oria 42 mod 7 what’s the what’s the answer 42 mod 7 modulous exactly y dumb ass up wait let’s go I made it out of the out of the uh

The desert I made it out of the Sahara say made that up no I didn’t y’ ass is dumb as hell biggy die [Applause] I’m never killing Calvin Calvin is a epic I See You Sage what what bro come on bro what the [ __ ] no [ __ ] I’m deaf I can’t hear [ __ ] why where she at where she going what happened H where she going why the hell you telling me that now B told me that in the morning okay but like that is not that could have waited till tomorrow it made it sound like I had to go upstairs and look at the

Bird well that could have waited until tomorrow that could have waited until tomorrow all right damn just randomly told me [ __ ] what’s up zodiac wait what the wait where the where’s Calvin I don’t even know where anyone is [ __ ] Ow Calvin I’mma uh uh I’m have to hold on where’s my bed where’s my bed where’s my bed what the a [ __ ] and Armor multiply what the hell is going on ah I need to get as far away from these mobs as possible come on please please please please oh for [ __ ] sake where is Kelvin [Applause] Calvin wait man throw the whole [ __ ] thing away I don’t even want it anymore helin shush hey y

LL hey y are you let me just uh [ __ ] you all untimed out dumbass how the hell are you talking then that wasn’t my mom that was my sister I only timed them out for five minutes that’s is not an alt why is this being dumb okay we get AAA wood cuz what

The second best what the [ __ ] do I keep dropping my I don’t think bro understands how a timeout works okay hold up where for [ __ ] sake I’m making a chest and I’m leaving it here and I’m filling this chest full of all [ __ ] that I don’t need don’t need that I don’t need

That uh I don’t need this anymore uh I don’t need that I don’t need that while I’m at it let me organize my inventory cuz this [ __ ] is just [ __ ] disgusting food goes down here my bed can go up here this can go there uh these can go over here he yawned

And that’s like that I didn’t even realize I have 27 TNT okay that is much better that that looks much less disgusting let’s just get more wood okay me has a lot of wood now now what I need to do now is I need Cobblestone so I can craft I mean I said

Craft I mean smelt this iron and craft some good stuff oh my bad I meant iron this is going to be my longest lived stream I’ve met multiple hardships and I haven’t died yet knock on wood hey Cal Calvin why didn’t you do the lunge get back on the what are you doing

Buddy oh I think need okay [Applause] buddy how about you do everyone a big old favor and just just swim over here by yourself okay Tommy see what what I’m saying Tommy in it ass house I’m not building that [ __ ] hell no oh [Applause] sorry wait hold up I want to see if this what that BR saying was actually true you liar why yall spamming numbers the hell is going on what what the what oh my God bro this is starting to get annoying bro yes jeez I’ll be right back he yeah e e for

E e e ch ch ch CH okay let me stop I need water Ow yo yo I saw that I need my bed I need my bed I need my bed I didn’t die let’s go I never die hey Kelvin I don’t like the fact that you just stood there and watched me get [ __ ] shot and exploded that’s okay okay chat it’s time to go find

Stone and I know I’m surrounded by Stone so I don’t know why I keep saying that no look at all this stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone [ __ ] riddle me this how the [ __ ] Amma play actual rocket league if I don’t have a console my phone can’t run

Rocket League my laptop can’t run rocket League just just just think about that for a second I never said that I never once said that can we got a Oreo chain in here for no reason yes Oreo chain let’s go golden Oreo lemon Oreo [ __ ] who the hell are

You about some shut up [ __ ] name racist YouTuber name 125 bro put numbers in his name and thought he was cool shut your dumb ass up who the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] trying to talk to me hell no I don’t even got no [ __ ] coal you know what that’s

Fine you wonder know why it’s fine because we can use the ancient form of burning fuel wood and there’s like a bunch of it around us sayage can have a head Pat no I got it is she a little goofy goober no Oreo Des Happ to walk to school wearing [ __ ] twinklet toe

Sketchers the ones that light up I know your’ ass got Bullied now you wear them shits today you walk in school you do like you do like that [ __ ] on that like that [ __ ] in uh turning red [ __ ] open both of the um the double doors and then and then just stomp so they can light up and then everyone looks at you and

Then just looks away or your tippy toes to school type [ __ ] now she wears high heels backwards so she wasar high heels backwards the front of her feet be levitated s canot join you next one I’m mostly being solo in this one guess who got full iron hey

I need an iron sword and an iron axe and we up or tell me why every time you walk up a flight of stairs you sing elevated music goofy ass I win St playing you get Your and they be adding ad libs with it y goofy ass the hell did Calvin go no he’s not dead he just walked away he likes to wander all I need to do is just look for some a freaking an orange mob and I’ll find him is the orange I don’t even [ __ ]

Know I’m color blind no I’m not what the yo what why do I keep finding craters in the [ __ ] ground you build like the Mario mushroom crazy oh there he is why did you wander all the way over here where are you trying to go we can’t go over there shut up sorry

I don’t think he wants to come over here that’s fine cin is just a silly boy hey hey hey hey hey heyy F you mean no hold up I got to get rid of these bye bye oh I forgot to [ __ ] cook my food I’m [Applause]

Stupid I don’t know how I was forgetting something what’s up KP see you mark yo yall like mushrooms but like steamed mushrooms sh is delicious mushrooms are good I don’t know what you want about shits are fire hey what’s up Mo s would you show up to a steak stream one day

I mean if they invite me yeah if I’m able to I’m everywhere you know something about uh techno ax jack up the guys outro I’m everywhere know what I mean stop hey yo tell me why MO look like a toe yo dumb ass up you ugly as hell you

Got to arrest for going cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs you dumb as hell shut your stupid ass up I’m making a [ __ ] out you boy you ugly as hell [ __ ] your head bu like a gravel block your mom punched you in your [ __ ] and Flint fell out y stupid

Ass what are you talking about [ __ ] ugly as hell shut your dumb ass up I’m making a [ __ ] of your stupid ass [ __ ] you ugly [ __ ] up out my face [ __ ] what I swear to God I’m cooking you for no reason I win 30 FPS 30 what

BL I’m on 120 what are you talking about Zen shut up ah no where’s Calvin almost almost left buddy this animation is just adorable I just like the way that just plopped down come on buddy this [ __ ] think he D ter [Applause] pumpkins pumpkins are useless [ __ ] I can craft

Iron Golems oh build iron golems and snow golems and they’re good for decoration and I can make pumpkin pie what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] talking about build them ARA I want you to I want you to think about how dumb that sounded let me break this down to

You it takes four iron blocks and one carved pumpkin to make an iron golem when you kill an iron golem it drops three to maybe five or six ingots so like why would I waste four iron blocks for 3 to six [ __ ] ingots come on now what the hell are you talking

About like I’ve said he oh what the [ __ ] oh I thought he had try wait don’t don’t throw the Bro ow wait I threw my [Applause] pickaxe what happened to my pck there it [Applause] is don’t turn back [Applause] we’re okay buddy [Applause] since you want to be

Difficult I guess we can do this to hard way oh wait he’s doing it on his own never mind good boy yo he’s such a good boy Matt Matt stcity what’s up Sage do you have any pets I have two dogs and three cats I like the cats more though and a

Bird which we just recently got why do you like cats more than dogs because I like cats they’re cute and they’re funny hey another Village another camel no Kelvin is best camel no one can ever replace him you got an entire zoo in your house hey

Golem I’m not going to kill you though cuz I I don’t I don’t need you to die I only kill them when they need a bucket or a pickaxe but you straighten out me you good is your real life pet a bird bro I just listed all the [ __ ] animals I

Have well you are worthless move the only camel I care about is Calvin okay I think it’s safe to say that this Village is actually ass yeah this Village sucks only only good thing about it was the Golem come on buddy yip yip APPA type [ __ ] wait hold up I need my bed

Excuse me but I don’t want to hit you never get a pet bird if you’re not prepared for what the [ __ ] does that even mean that would have been bad [Applause] pick up the [ __ ] [Applause] water the birds see well we don’t get M so that’s the you Problem ow That [ __ ] hurt one my uh my throat [ __ ] hurts two I choked on rice and three when I inhaled it made it even worse can you stop talking like a [ __ ] NPC Ora lay 1495 man [ __ ] that [ __ ] oh wait I’ve been here before what the [ __ ] there’s no [ __ ] way I looped

Come on bro [ __ ] notification stop damn the [ __ ] did I manage to do a whole ass Circle e so I got a question if you open up the sun and it becomes a walnut because you didn’t actually open an apple cuz the Apple wasn’t actually delicious but then

You grit your teeth and started fighting the wall in December in the middle of October at night in the morning at 7:00 p.m. in the daytime how fast would you ate a crayon if the crayon was actually white and blue at the same time oh that almost was

Bad what is blood jibble jabbing about you know what I’m going to do cuz there’s like a 99 how do I say this there’s a small chance that I might miss this and I don’t want to die I mean I don’t want to lose my progress

So and that’s exactly why I set my spawn that is exactly why I set my spawn oh great now oh no now my inventory is all jumbled again ew it’s so disgusting whoa who who who whoa when you find iron you mine it simple rules eat [Applause] iy

You know what that iron isn’t worth it my [ __ ] controller keeps [Applause] [Applause] drifting it’s time to go on an adventure kill the Sheep not actually next time can you play fortnite oh [Applause] yeah what’s up Benji the hunter what is your opinion on I I don’t even watch that [ __ ]

What about Pat God he’s a cool dude [ __ ] oh [ __ ] a ruined portal a [ __ ] clock really Thorns to this is not a god Apple this is a normal Golden Apple uh what in my inventory is useless right now the [ __ ] bro I can’t play fortnite jeez

For [ __ ] sake I left my bed bro [Applause] [Applause] ow why the [ __ ] did you have an iron [Applause] sword it’s Enchanted sharpness yo bro Bedrock mob spawns are so [ __ ] broken why the [ __ ] does a zombie spawn with a sharpness one sword oh oh [ __ ] dude oh I need

Sheep why do sheep never spawn when I need them ow bro I I wish I was still getting [ __ ] notifications come on I can’t [ __ ] see the ow wait you can craft Wool with with webs I mean string oh I should have kept that string [ __ ]

Okay I just need to kill a bunch of spiders and that’s an Enderman I think I need like [ __ ] 16 Webs oh my controller keeps drifting come on need six more I think hey RAC let me let me ask you a question real quick so like your only goal was to come in my stream and talk [ __ ] to me this [ __ ] says bro Sage rast is a little

Boring [ __ ] I don’t give a [ __ ] like like what the [ __ ] you expect me to do end stream and go cry oh no he doesn’t find my rose funny ah [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up nothing you say is valid to me I don’t give a [ __ ] what you care

What you say I don’t give a [ __ ] how you feel about me but the fact that your life is so worthless that you have to come in my stream to start insulting me [ __ ] I don’t give a [ __ ] I do this [ __ ] cuz it’s fun I don’t care if it’s funny or

Not now your dumb ass looking [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] really comes into the stream just to start [ __ ] like you are a very very sad individual I can’t hold You you don’t even need to say all that I don’t give a [ __ ] about anything this [ __ ] Saying and I’m I’m not even going to ban him from the chat I I want him to sit there and feel [Applause] stupid okay why the [ __ ] do pillagers just randomly spawn when the [ __ ] are they night yo For but I ran around in circles all [ __ ] night and I didn’t even get the amount of string that I needed all I needed was one more spider Them [ __ ] Ain’t Even spawn oh yeah you C and I left my crafting table on the ruin portal what’s up bush

Oh now you now you want to spawn if I had a diamond pickaxe I could [ __ ] complete this portal I think wait no hold on let me actually never mind I need like three more obsidian for that I think oh what’s the crafting recipe for an anvil

Again oh wait I have to craft the [ __ ] iron block in order in order to see it hold up one iron block [Applause] I need three iron blocks and four iron ingots okay it doesn’t seem that difficult to get you know [ __ ] this smithing template I think I should make a house

Like right like in this area cuz this spot is good for a House let me go get more acacia wood how many diamonds you got I haven’t got looking for any see how lame this [ __ ] sounds it’s impossible to roast me this n sounds like a whole cornball h hey by the way if you’re not in my

Server the link to the server is in the Stream description forgot to say that [Applause] oh this [ __ ] KES I would put it on stream but I can’t uh stream Discord cuz if if I join a call Discord is going to take over my mic and you’re not going to be able to

Hear the stream anymore put all the [ __ ] in here U put that in there put that in there I’m just going to use this [ __ ] real quick E [Applause] you want to get rid of uh all this just Place [Applause] water where the hell are these horses come from going raise your hand next time it’s crazy [ __ ] said raise your hand next time at least I have yo yo hold on hold on hold on hold

Up wait hold up pause everything pause everything this [ __ ] says at least I have a life [ __ ] you’re in a you’re in a [ __ ] Minecraft stream beefing with random [ __ ] and bro says I have a life if you don’t get your lame ass on who is this

[ __ ] what the [ __ ] this [ __ ] said at least I have a life your bro proceeds to beef for random [ __ ] on a [ __ ] YouTube stream chat bro this [ __ ] is [ __ ] pathetic if you don’t get your pink the [ __ ] away from me [ __ ] FS Ze FS like what is this [ __ ] talking

About this [ __ ] here [ __ ] Gaming I’m telling your boss Sonic you Sonic he’s an attitude Sonic he’s the fastest thing alive oh remember that show The Avengers of Sonic the Hedgehog y I should roast that [ __ ] wait should I [Applause] Is okay it’s time to go to bed where the [ __ ] is the bed I need to place the bed and Leep in the bed [ __ ] that no [ __ ] that [ __ ] that’s word per decade [ __ ] word per Eon type [ __ ] word per millennia [Applause] Hey A I was going to be going but that [ __ ] made me had to sneeze you’re grounded is [ __ ] Wild [Applause] This n said and the Power Rangers think about it called Federal enforcement [Applause] [Applause] f [Applause] [Applause] call Gandalf the Gray on this [ __ ] oh with these damn notifications hey Ash joined the server let’s go you smell like seaweed fungus this [ __ ] about dumb like [ __ ] this [ __ ] joined a [ __ ] [ __ ] joined the office conference just to eat the pie chart like the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] onu

[Applause] I do not know the the worst of that not the I don’t know the name of that song do y know who made that song I do not know the the name of that song this [ __ ] about to get shot [Applause] h you want to know how how y’all won instead of coming up with a comeback bro just said the word [Applause] Gay oh it’s taking way too [ __ ] long man I just want the spot to be like leveled out Sage what’s your pet name IRL dog names Rusty and M see cat names uh Catana hisy and we just call one of them little thing cuz she funny and we ain’t named a bird Yet For D that ain’t packing that’s shipping the [ __ ] Kind sir would you move thank You oh come on that’s [ __ ] what [Applause] eight that was one over well then this can go there Hey it’s a useless person come here what do you have to offer a [ __ ] stag bro I should murder you yeah yeah what what what is this [ __ ] yammering about in chat m shut the [ __ ] [ __ ] up bro the moment I get one notification I I my [ __ ] computer just gets bombarded

I’m look about to turn on phone link that shit’s annoying sounds like a load of Hoopla why do I keep leaving my crafting table up here wait where’s Kelvin there he is [Applause] [Applause] uh I need one stick actually it should have made this a full 10 hold up one two three 4 five 6 78 9 10 and then move [ __ ]

It’s been so long since I last see my son lost to this monster To The Man Behind the slaughter Since You Been Gone singing stupid sanity of your mother I am not playing serraria I played it before that game is not my style this [ __ ] 20 years old beefing

With a 6 year old and multiple other 16 year olds Andor [ __ ] 14 year olds in a YouTube [ __ ] take your ass to bed please just get off the internet indefinitely this [ __ ] needs to be exiled from every fragment of the [Applause] internet but should even touch a keyboard ever again in his

Life what the [ __ ] welcome to the underground how how was the fall if you want to look around give us a call y’all [ __ ] with uh down to the bone JT music he Oh y’all think that’s enough or TR to get a bit more I think that’s enough m yeah he yeah Got It Go almost all right catch you later move that h Go just leave me alone leave me Alone leave me alone leave me alone and stop it just stop doing me around my house looks like a sandwich it looks like a hamburger [Applause] who’s racist YouTuber name some dude who’s trying to be funny don’t don’t even pay that [ __ ] attention [Applause] ow how the [ __ ] did I miss that already almost out of wood h e [Applause] Oops only ban cuz that [ __ ] was that making [ __ ] cancer jokes that’s is not funny huh huh ha and look what you done I’m a [ __ ] star look what you doar there we go go go go on an adventure the thing of jiger is up in

Away go go go go on an adventure we’re flying with the Cat in the Hat today y’all remember that [ __ ] if y’all don’t know what song I’m singing bro I’m I don’t know what I I don’t know how to think I don’t know how no I not giving you stream mods

I remember that video bro I can see stream right here I told you I have everything I have it I have the stream open on my laptop I see dumb [ __ ] I can just ban them right now I’m fine so here we go go go go on an

Adventure the thing I’m a [ __ ] is Up and Away see had your Discord server got raided before no hey what’s up Galactic we seen you in a minute yall trying to fly with the cat and the hat with The Gap with the bat hey I got a Mac and hit you on your

Backat sorry I a little bit to I got a little bit too into that would you rather eat a cheeseburger for a whole day or pizza I mean both are very very terrible to eat all [ __ ] day but like probably a cheeseburger cuz [ __ ] I get sick of pizza really

Fast that’s not even an exaggeration bro I’ll eat two pizzas and then I just get [ __ ] tired of it immediately [Applause] what about mac and cheese [ __ ] I’m not eating mac and cheese all day bro hell no [Applause] he Oreos or chips of Hoy Oreos sh too your mid I’m not going to

Lie [Applause] chocolate milk or strawberry milk chocolate milk I mean strawberry is fine but nothing beats chocolate milk like that [ __ ] during lunchtime at school be hitting different [Applause] huh huh uh ow oh I can’t [ __ ] read chat with these damn notifications Samsung or Samsung oh I was looking at the [ __ ] stream

And I got [Applause] [Applause] confused I hate the break it to you bro apple is [ __ ] ass y’all [ __ ] be hyping that [ __ ] up for no reason One camera [ __ ] there’s [ __ ] three cameras on my [ __ ] y’all [ __ ] is not special too [Applause] sh all right good night bro [Applause] what’s up Mr

Smasher all I’m not going to hold you I’m getting kind of tired so like I’m going end stream I’ll be back tomorrow I was going to do multiplayer but this [ __ ] yeah do a freestyle about mcraft [ __ ] it huh uh we building up blocks hey we building

Our blocks hey we building our blocks creeper exploded now my house is knocked hey yo I got the diamonds it’s so exciting cuz you know I’m like this I be in Minecraft I’m mining uh yeah yeah he told me the freestyle uh uh I could do this for a while playing Minecraft hey

Wait playing Minecraft hold on wait I made like four worlds I made like four worlds don’t know what runs with worlds you know I’m with your girl I hate her and I don’t [ __ ] know all right y I’m out uh like I said you want to join the

Server stream uh look in the Stream description