Samgladiator Goes Insane in MINECRAFT!

Andrew what the hell happened what’s going on here I I I don’t know I I just woke up I I look what we have here did you guys capture us what’s happening we were working on our science experiments and now we’re in here no more science experiments for you

Cuz you’re going to join us like you made us into these things what are you talking about we’re going to join you what does that mean you turn us into monsters we were children just children no I didn’t turn anyone into a monster Andrew did you turn them into monsters

Did you do that again Sam Sam science takes sacrifice you know this oh God okay well whatever Andrew did I’m very sorry I don’t I don’t know what he was up to but if he turned you into silence oh God silence oh God we’re going to get

A Revenge no now what are you going to do pull out your what are you doing what is happening here hold up talk about this let’s just talk about this let’s talk about this you’re going to join us no we don’t want to join anything we we’re just our

Job it’s by 9 to 5 okay I have the door the door what are you doing God which one wait guys I I can’t do science if I’ve got those weird little stubby arms please you oh your turn what did you do to him what

Did you yourself no God I got pricked by something they they goddamn pricked me what did you little r the matter minutes you’ll be one of us are we getting transformed you little goddamn Critters yes oh God and you’re going to be stuck down here with us oh God

Forever oh God oh God this is this is not this oh they’re looking laughing maniacally like what have I done what have you done Andrew wait a second wait a second Andrew Andrew look at me look at me you’re going to be fine you’re going to be fine there’s probably an antidote

Right for this sort of thing right there’s an antidote you’re a scientist you you you created those goddamn creatures there’s an antidot right you’re telling me I I could think something up I don’t I don’t have one on hand we need to make a goddamn how do we get

Out of this cage how do we get out of this cage hold on I think I I I might be able to reach around this bar give it a little reach around give it a reach around nice oh that’s actually very impressive you stuck your little grubby

Hands in the bars and click that that was pretty impressive why didn’t we just do that before why did we sit in there and allow them to stick us with needles cuz they were threatening they were surrounding the cage scary well we need to find an antidote uh Andrew WR where’s

The do you have any ingredients for an antidote did any of your scientist buddies think of an antidote yes uh uh think I have a book I I have a book you have a book where’s the book you got a I don’t know here’s here’s something here

There’s a book there’s a book in a trash can was this the book was that the book you’re you’re talking about did you dump it in a goddamn trash I look it I tried to make a different potion it so I just okay hold on I got to is this is that the

Antidote yes it is where’s the ingredients where’s the ingredients dude I don’t know show me godamn give it to me give it to me let me see what it okay okay okay okay so that we need to get this quickly because they said we we don’t have much time a

Bottle of blue liquid I assume that’s water Redstone and glitter melons we have to find these three items somewhere around the facility and then we can get the antidote that we don’t have to turn into one of those goddamn creatures cuz I got a wife and kids and I don’t want

To look horrendous she’ll probably leave me right yeah you don’t want to disappoint the misses no no so let’s let’s look around where would where would you put the ant where would you put the uh stuff the the goods I’m know kind of a slob I I kind of put things

Everywhere you know it’s like Andre listen to me time is of the essence I can’t have you just tell me where the freaking ingredients are I slap you I slap you please tell me the ingredients our lives are at stake they’re on the book what do

You mean you need to where are they you freaking they’re around here somewhere I I know I know I have them show you maybe in oh look it’s one of those creatures it’s one of those little creatures look it’s a little pig thing what is it doing

Do you see that do you see that be quiet be quiet what’s in a it’s stupid melon don’t clean up after look at all these toys okay she’s talking about a melon maybe that’s the melon that we need so let’s get in there and she was around

That toy chest and she’s talking about a melon so let’s let’s see if we can sneak in there and we got to get the melon we got to get the melon go go quickly go quickly here here there there there I got get where are you somebody there by be very Qui

Chicken toys okay let’s get we got to get the melons we got to get them goddamn mels is the only way okay here here here I can don’t push me don’t push me you freaking I’m sorry I’m just fallowing shut up somebody there I’m not going to hurt you she

Definitely going to hurt you don’t listen her she definitely going to hurt you oh sh dinosaur okay here we go she seems to have ADHD there we go I got the melon I got the melon okay okay oh did she see you did I see someone no she’s got hdhd she’ll she’ll forget

About in 3 seconds cuz she’s an idiot there we go run hey no run run run run us wait there a behind you no no R run follow me follow me quickly quickly we need to get out this Escape we get out and Escape here over here hide hide

Hide hide hide hide hide she thank God that she has attention deficit disorder and she can only keep her brain going for 3 seconds at a time before she forgets everything that happened it’s amazing such a you know luck okay oh there’s another one Jesus Christ there’s a goddamn another one why

Didn’t you tell me okay where do you think the other ingredients are Andrew use your noodle use your Noggin tell me uh I think I left one of them in this room I think there’s one in this room what’s in this room what’s in this room I think think

Harder God damn why is your brain so freaking foggy to get to today and I got to okay let’s look around this room just check all the chests check all the chests anything in here anything in here no nothing nothing how you where in the

Room is it Andrew where in the room set look I might have a little bit of dementia okay everyone’s got freaking dementia today that all the chemicals that you’re sniffing okay maybe the in those those boxes in front of us I’m waiting okay I’m just going to walk I’m

Going to stay behind it stay behind it stay behind it see behind it I sh sh check the boxes check the boxes where is it oh did she did she see me did she see me oh Andrew Andrew we got look at the boxes I hear you oh she sees us she sees

Us check the boxes quickly I got to freaking check the boxes he’s laughing medically freaking me out I got it I got his Redstone go go go I found it boxes run up run up run up run up run up quickly Jesus Break the ladder break the ladder break the ladder

Behind you break it break it break it ha you can’t get us now I can’t fly no I thought you were a chicken you can’t really get us now you stupid little little you are stupid kid she just looking at me why is she just glaring at

Me W this she’s quietly glaring at me it’s looking very creepy what the can we just go it’s just so weird oh God oh God she oh Jesus Christ oh what the all right that scared me dude that was weird why she why was she laughing dude

I’ll be honest I didn’t pick the most mentally sane children off the street why are you experimenting on children is the better question it takes sacrifice you keep saying sacrifice where do you get the children to experiment on firstly so you get a look look you get a

White van you say there’s free ice cream right it’s so easy they’re just like they’re so stupid you NAB kids with free ice cream Jesus Christ why am I working here you have morally unethical okay you said you needed the money didn’t you I do need the money um oh there’s another

One I see right down the hallway look at it oh it’s crying to it oh oh I got a Mel I got a melon what it’s just crying walking into a corner like a broken NPC okay Mommy okay what do we need to do we need

To we need to get past it and try to find we need what what else do we need for the ingredients we have we have both the melons and the Redstone and then what we need is the water so we need water and then we can uh Brew it where’s

The brewing stand is it back in the science lab yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that’s that’s where I keep all my science equipment Sam where else would you put it okay I’ll let you go first I’ll let you go first try to sneak oh

Gee thanks try to sneak P It Go on I believe in you I believe in you okay just crying little weakly little wh stop stop laughing at the crying children you are the ones who you’re tormented them hello hi here I’m going a different direction I’m

Going to go over here because it is clearly much let me check through here and I can see if there’s any ingredients well Andrew is being the distraction uh okay I don’t know if I’m I got to check all godamn one of these freaking things Jesus Christ it’s going

To take freaking forever to check okay I don’t think there’s anything we here well I checked literally all these so that’s not it we need to find or I need to find the water and now I Andrew has been missing o this is all blocked off

And it’s a void okay well I’m not going to go through there let me see damn it well I know that they’re going to be hiding over here but they’re gone I hopefully Andrew is okay okay if he’s not I guess I get to use the antidote just on myself and I

Don’t have to worry about necessarily ooh I can hide in here this is a good hiding spot I don’t have to necessarily worry about having to share the antidote and I can I can just use it on myself Andrew oh Andrew yeah going to become one of us uh

I don’t want to I don’t want to your friend had left you all alone didn’t he he’ll come back he’ll come back around no he’ll not come okay well I’m going to leave really quickly and I’m going to oh bottle of water bottle of

Water okay okay I got both the B oh I got one bottle of water I don’t I guess I don’t necessarily need to go look for the second bottle of water because Andrew seems to be all tied up now where did he go oh he’s just gone well I’m

Going to rush back to the science lab and see if I’m able to make the this godamn antidote and save my own skin and it looks like I don’t need to be worrying too much about Andrew there so that’s going to be good for me so I’m

Going to run back all the way through and let’s see if I can do that going do oh I no I’m going to have to run by that goddamn chicken thing which is very disturbing because it stands there and it just looks at me maniacally and then

Laughs let’s see if it’s still there is it still there just looking up oh it’s gone oh no it’s there okay well maybe I can actually jump through here and I can jump around it uhoh where could it be those people I hate them okay we’ve made it past the chicken

We’ve made it past the chicken oh okay we made it past the pig now we’ve gotten into the science lab facility and I can finally make the antidote for myself if there is just a brewing stand praise the God yes there is now I just put in these

Ingredients right how does this freaking how does this goddamn thing work I put it okay there we go I got the antidote now all I have to do is drink this baby and I’ll be safe there we go now I don’t have to worry anymore this is fantastic I was going to transform

And uhoh oh god what the hell in freaking Jesus name is that Sam Andrew Sam Andrew is that you is that what you transformed into Z please tell me you have an an antidote for me yeah yeah yeah I got I got the antidote you just just stay stay

Back okay just stay over there stay over there and I’m going to make it okay I I I feel weird Sam you got to stop stop getting stop moving toward me stop moving toward me I’m going to make you the antidote I’m going to make you the antidote Andrew just stay over there

Andrew stay over there stay Andrew Andrew I’ll give it to you just stay where you are okay stay down there down here and and make I’m going to make it I look look look I got the ingredients look look look look look see look look

Look I got the red stone just like we we remember the red stone and the and the glitter melon it’s all here it’s all here okay okay you feeling better make it I’m making it I’m making it just make it need to just stand back so I can get to

The little the little brewing stand okay no I’m going to get to the I will not stand back oh my God you’re you’re so much pain I know that you’re in pain and I understand your pain and I’m going to help you you just need to uh just stay

Where you are and I’m going to come I’m going to just stay right there Andrew it’s going to be completely fine okay it’s completely fine do you know how much it hurts I know it’s to turn into one of those things it’s terrible I mean that’s probably a good lesson for you shouldn’t

Be experimenting on small children doing that to them it’s kind of messed up anyways look Andrew look look look uhoh the ingredients you got to go get the ingredients you got to get the ingredients what you doing I you just down there just go get it Andrew it’s

Fine you’ll be fine just just go supposed to make it for me oh God now I’m going to make it it’s fine it’s fine oh God it’s fine Andrew you could just go get the ingredients I just put them in the void it’s fine just just jump

Down there you’re going to get it it’s going to be all great and wonderful you know what you’re right I’m a scientist I can just make it myself I can make it myself and there he goes well it looks like I saved the day he just he just

Killed himself well that was interesting oh I see one of those goddamn Critters that’s been watching me this entire time just staring at me maniacally it’s the bare one as long as you’re here there’s no Escape Sam oh God oh God okay well I should oh there’s a scientist I didn’t even

Realize you were there the entire time um hi that’s hello uh you didn’t just witness me murdering one of our fellow scientists that was a a clear creature come in here let’s work let’s stay safe in here from all those little critters that was weird I’m going to just lock

Myself in this room well it’s safe and sound that was a crazy day that that was that was something all right