Samgladiator – Yandere High School – GOING BACK TO SCHOOL (Minecraft Roleplay)

Kment oh co I got a gift for you okay I got a GI close your eyes all right okay they’re closed now give me a sniff give me a sniff a sniff a sniff e why do you smell like my ex-girlfriend wait you’re open your eyes oh it’s fish your ex-girlfriend

Smells like fish is that what you were implying I got you a fish because I know you like fish I like fish you’re right this is pretty neat you’re welcome you can give it a little little snarf it down well we have we have school I got

The uh class schedule here you go I can give you that classes starting I need one of these class is starting so let’s let’s get going to the classes we got to go this is our second day of school we have another music class I don’t know

What does it say it says class number two is a music class then I guess we’ve got a music class now don’t we it’s Nova Nova how’s Nova Nova she’s not pain she’s not looking at me at all hi how’s it going hi nice to see you what a

Wonderful why are these posters why are the missing posters still up Nova we need to take those missing posters down yeah there’s no point there’s no point in having the missing post let’s go there’s two little friends over there at the bus stop someone is driving really recklessly swerving back and forth that

Seems to be a normal thing that happens in this town I don’t know who does the licensing maybe we should go down to the DMV and uh yeah we need we need to get we need to get our driver’s license okay get ready across wait till he’s done

Swerving back and forth Jesus Christ I was got hit by a car he almost did you I literally I saw my my life flash before my eyes I was literally quite about to die that was the difference between life and death right there okay I’m going to

Okay look look both ways I’ll spot you go all right go go go go yo yo oh okay he’s he’s not he’s not coming I think I’m good he’s not spot for owl oh owl decided not to look both ways okay I’m good I thought he would be coming back a

Second time but I guess I was wrong I guess not he must he must have hit a tree or something owl what do she do she’s just zoning out and looking at the floor hi ow okay we’re going to we’re going to school we’re going to school there’s a

Lot of people who’s this Mr chaos is that a teacher what the hell is that what why are you sitting in the bushes that is a weird looking uh I never seen that before no I’m homeless no I’m homeless oh we have a homeless teacher that is uh that was that was an

Experience I can get my locker here hold on yeah go to your locker so are you excited for the class wait where where’s our first class look at the our first class is cooking class or culinary class oh class it doesn’t say where it just says culinary hold up

Hold up hold they’re talking about the jam competition Nova you’re talking about the jam competition you keep telling everyone about how great the jam eating competition I heard about you won yeah Nova won the jam eating competition is that right Co yeah I forgot about we

Took photos of it too yeah in Australia an Australian that’s where it it was in Australia okay that’s right hey K are you doing all right yesterday you seem kind of shaking about something no oh yeah no I’m cool uh I just had to talk to my therapist this morning it was all

Good we we had a little chat about it it’s fine he’s fine mentally he’s all good you don’t need to be worried about everyone yeah there’s no problems with me I’m saying where is the cooking class let’s go to the cooking class schedule doesn’t have any classrooms aside to it

It’s just there’s no room cooking class no it just says lesson one cooking class where’s the cooking class guys where’s the oh the bell ring the bell the Bell is ringing Tony where’s the cooking class it’s this way okay let’s go to the cooking class way all right let’s go oh

Look it’s Mr White Mr White oh it’s that kind of cooking class I thought it was like bacon and eggs it is like bacon and eggs where do you want to sit you want to sit here in the front sit up front you’re little goody two shoes aren’t you yeah I

Mean I want to learn how to what is that it’s a better call Swifty in legal trouble you better call Swifty you haven’t seen that poster that Poster’s been about we will be making a a specialty of mine O Yay specialty okay well tell speci candy yeah probably lots

Of Mr White’s awesome candy or maybe we can make some jam cuz no is really good at eating turning sugar into hard candy yo okay we’ve done this before how how you been Mr White how you been a while yeah we haven’t seen you in a few

Days been been a good amount of time last time we saw you uh cancer is Raging in my body are they just have is is all the cancer cells having a mosh pit in your body Sam Sam Sam I forgot my my ribbon forgot my didn’t bring the ribbon oh no you

Apologize I’m sorry yeah kit was supposed he was wearing the little ribbon to support you to make you feel better but he forgot it yeah it during his class and everything kit during his class and everything I I was I was we were we had a lot going on the past few

Days I Nova hit me and when Nova hit me it flew off oh what a terrible person Nova is can’t she did that okay well let’s how do what are we doing what are we doing here Walter White what are we doing with this so are we are we CH transforming the special

Sugar this is a working oven yeah cuz we have to cook we have to cook comts it’s time to cook K cook all right come on Jessie we have to cook we have to cook we have to cook who’s Jessie cook we have to cook we have to

Cook oh sorry we have to cook we have to cook to cook Sammy okay Walter what are we doing think of it like transformation what are we doing what are we transforming oh like Dragon Ball ooh like Pokemon should we shout at it what

If we shout at it do we do we cook the sugar no we shout at it like Dragon Ball we go watch ready you go I hear that I hear that yeah yeah did you transform it did you transform the special sugar wrong oh you did it wrong

Oh okay I thought thought I was I thought I was super saiyan what what are you supposed to do Walter you’re the teacher teach us you put it in the Brew in the Brewer oh you got to brew you got to brew it Brew it Brew it up K Brew it

Up so it’s a sample oh look look look look look look I did it look how oh you condensed it you condensed it we’re learning science yeah science yeah science it’s science let’s go magnets oh yeah we did it we did it Walter Walter White Walter hey Sam yes

Should I keep some of this for you know yeah can wait I want some I want some I want some have some have some how much did you get so you made this a stack yeah I made that that’s the brand blue that’s that’s the hard blue Cool brand

Sugar nice job okay let’s do we’re learning marketing wow it’s a cooking and marketing class that’s amazing this is a business class that’s crazy okay we’re going to learn marketing listen up V you are selling okay and Owl be a client yeah teach him marketing go on owl business bus show

Them your business Persona okay okay wait hold on hold owl owl do a little spin do a little turn get into your business Persona just do a little turn there you look at that she’s so busy so busy Wings want to try some real good stuff okay so they’re they’re practicing

Selling wow yeah yeah yeah yeah go off go off do I hit him with the hit him with the oneliner come on VD this is marketing I’ll give you a taste oh yeah look at this this is great wow sniff she sniffed it are we supposed to be

Supposed to test your own Supply is that all okay it smells so good yay yay are you going to buy it now she she she didn’t get grumb I thought she was going to get grumpus buy it buy it with money give give money Alm yay it works marketing wow marketing so

Easy marketing marke marketing marketing so easy woo yes you got what you wanted now give me the money get a degree for this this seems so easy yeah it’s so easy Sam and my favorite oh who’s your favorite coolman oh I’m the favorite okay so who’s who’s what role

Who’s Mr business and who’s Mr cell ribbons win me over but he didn’t wear his ribbon so cool you co you are selling I’m selling you’re selling and I’m buying okay give me R Riz me up Co Riz you up this give the this is my dream give me the for long

Biges pardon me sir could I interest you in some uh products man no I’m very busy person and I’m sorry no thank you take these products man I do not like swearing good sir please I am a take these take the try the product you’ll start swearing if you try the

Product you’re you’re just you’re just try to you know uh project you be a lot cooler you’d be a lot cooler if you took product with your sunglass you want me to try this I’m not I literally don’t want to try that because that’s not what

Happened to gumbus last time that we no you want to try it because I this is what happened to gumbus last time he didn’t take that one he took this one oh that’s the one that’s the good that’s the good good you got to take that take a little snarfle a little

Snarfle yeah now now try this one now now now try that one try the blue one I’m get grumb I’m not going to get grumb what happened to can I have money you buy now you buy yes money buy sell Buy sell the world goes around Buy sell capitalism capitalism capitalism we

Did it yay marketing marketing marketing marketing okay what’s next what’s next we did it 10 points I mean marketing yay okay what’s next now now our homework what’s our homework I have an actual client ooh an actual client now what is our cutc to see this Sam we have to take

Initiative in the business class what’s our cut Mr White what’s our cut Mr White what’s our cut a shiny red flower woo oh I could give that to I could give that to miss Lilith that’s a good idea that’s a good idea okay let’s do it vud

Owl sell to my main man Tuco Toco oh yo old man oh it’s Toco okay I do do what you guys learned do what you learned in class you get a sell why are you bringing me into this into a school who the are these kids come

On come on sell come on do what you learned do what you learned guys would you like to try some of our products what product come on you guys are doing so good yeah give it give them the hard cell give the hardell take a whiff yeah

Woo we’re learning marketing this is so fun marketing marketing marketing sniff oh you sniffed it just like what you learned in class you’re doing it it’s like you’re doing it in real life yay ug he’s high my 2-year-old cousin can do better oh Jesus are you

Trying to kill me whoa whoa teacher this is getting a little out of control this getting a little out of control you trying to back up off owl owl’s cool man but whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa this is getting a little out of control here

Buddy oh what is going on this is this is a little scary I feel I feel not safe Walter oh I feel not safe I’m not safe I’m not safe the problem solver the problem I’m not safe I’m not safe the problem what’s what’s over where is he where is

He back up back up back up back up back up back up Co back up back up you just you just stabbed you just stabbed that guy he’s very scary you trying to stab me oh God this this is this is getting out of control this getting out my

Friend she’s got feathers and she’s cool numerous times you can’t kill the king oh my God this is teacher I feel not safe I feel not safe I’m unsafe can we call principal can we call the principal I feel not safe call the principal I do not feel safe offer I don’t Carey

Officer what are we supposed to do Walter I don’t feel safe call the principal call the principal call the principal Walter BDS Walter cell oh what are you sir can I interest you in some product you want some product you’re whenever you’re selling product you you get so aggressive cool bit yeah got

Aggressive we’re selling okay we’re selling we look look we got to we we got to be aggressive when he’s aggressive you want some product man yeah say some street slang Coit say street slang hey yo what’s good my hippy dippy you want to get that Juju on that beat

Wow you know a lot of the street sling I was from the orphanage he says what do you want about are we doing well do you want to buy our our yum you want to buy our our Gung Gung you know is that tight tight

Tight oh he likes it K he it he likes it tight tight tight you oh you who who cooked it was me it was me I cooked it me lying okay it was K it was K it was me I used the special no no involve me k

K involve me involve me involve me involve you ow ow oh oh never mind I don’t want to I don’t want to be inv you don’t know about nothing you don’t know about you’ll make product for me oh only if you ask nicely or I’ll beat you to death

That’s pretty messed up go I’ll provide you with money oh are you getting involved in some kind of business that’s what we learned in the business class you’re doing business class this a business transaction I want $4 he wants $14 shiny red rose because I was promised a shiny red rose and $14

Okay he’ll do it for 14 and a red rose is that it do we4 and a red rose spit in your hand and then Shake on it all right okay Shake on it to everywhere how about I just shake on it yeah shake what do

You mean no do it do it do it do it do it he’s saying no do it come on you want the sticky icky you want that coolman style come on yeah you want his good good cuz you’re supposed to spin your hand it’s a promise it’s a promise now

Shake on it promise it’s a promise Shake on it yeah yeah yeah yeah you ow yeah we shook on it he punched me right in my Stu cool cool man now you have a customer now you have a customer I’m a businessman where’s my rose don’t bring me here

Again thank God he’s gone oh it’s the Bell good job we did so good Kum we did so good that was to bye Mr White by Mr White feel a little unsafe but Kum you kind of handled the situation pretty well by getting I think I’m a natural

Businessman I think I might have a talent for this you kind of do by getting super angry and swearing and saying all that stuff you kind of really controlled the situation okay wait is this the next class oh yeah we’re in the next class is this music class it’s music

Class I don’t like music class you don’t like music class no last time I was here you made me sing you do such a good job you have a beautiful sing a song sing us a song no peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches you do

So well I’m having V Kong flashback no hey where is Bowser well you know what they say when the teacher’s not here on time if they’re not here 15 minutes after the Bell you can go home see you later yeah sorry kids oh there he is he’s late

He’s late late you were late B what are you doing women issues oh that’s fair that’s fair enough kind of you know yeah they don’t like nice guys oh that’s so awful women not liking nice guys what’s up with that you always you try to be

Super nice and they don’t like you I I have that issue quite a quite a lot I don’t know ow likes me right owl be super nice to her and she’ll love you okay what are we doing for today’s class they just want Italian plumbers all women just want Italian plumbers let’s

Just be honest here let’s Italian plumbers that’s kind of very specific is there something going on in your home life we aren’t doing music anymore not anymore did your musical Soul go away when women stopped liking you it failed oh God failed oh well what are we doing

Okay what are we doing I’ve become the ultimate guy I’m a celeb really oh amazing I’m a Game host a Game host okay Game host follow me children oh Game host we’re going to little pipes we’re going into the pipes the PIP what’s happening what’s happening oh

My goodness Oh’s the PIP wow look at that okay right follow me all right we’re doing we’re doing a thing all right we’re following him he’s so big and cool and confident look at that Mohawk what is he he’s covering something up here is this something

We’re not see we supposed to take a squat we all supposed to be sitting down all right Sam take a seat going to be explaining this game I guess oo how much do you value your lives uh quite a bit I would imagine what is the that’s a weird I’m

5050 okay well I mean I guess you’re a cat you have like nine so you doesn’t your that big of a deal enough to answer questions a lot how about I show you uh what we’re doing okay okay what are we doing looks like some kind of what is

This some kind of game show thing welcome to Dro Dro what is that what is that mean I don’t know what’s what’s going on at all you must answer questions on a plank with other people okay if you get it wrong yes you lose a part of the plank I’m

Assuming and you lose enough Parts you fall so you got to answer the right questions okay so shall we all pick a plank let’s get started are all of you pick a plank oh there’s quite a lot of students here all right we’re all going to pick a

Plank okay so we’re going up here we’re going on these these here planks I guess on the plank I’m on three oh you’re on that so we’re so we’re against each other do not yeah we’re each other okay yeah that sounds like a bad time but I’m

Not scared i’ I’ve lived through worse like orphanage oh are you ready yes we’re ready oh God I’m ready is this legal okay let the questions begin I’m going to out I’m going to beat you cool Min I don’t think you will I’m pretty smart I definitely

Will how many women have you stolen oh we were supposed to steal women for our our homework uh one owl owl say that I stole you and Mimi say that I stole you two two I got two I took one I got two I got two two they can both vouch for

Me if you say zero you lost a part I said I got two oh Marsh didn’t do it Marsh is bad you’ve been bad Marsh failure bo bo bo boing boing boing boing boing what is the perfect woman blondes brunettes redheads I’m a redheads kind of guy no blondes no

He you have to know what Bowser blond what Bowser likes yeah probably blonde kment and no oh cuz you said redheads he likes blondes we all know that we don’t you remember red head but you’re so pretty don’t you remember last class when he had Peach in the cage he likes blondes

Obviously who’s the best teacher it’s Bowser it’s Bowser it’s Bowser uh I it’s not going to be Lilith you got you’re definitely going to get it wrong you idiot you have to say the you have to say the answers that he wants to hear it’s Kratos he buys me beer like a okay

Well I guess I got it oh there goes my little thing so you only have one left no I got two which teacher has cancer it’s definitely Walter White Walter White Walter White Walter we all know Walter Walter good well we all got that one right actually I like how everyone he’s very

Sad it is very sad it’s very upsetting KET definitely should have brought his little ribbon who has a red hat and socks Mario Mario Luigi no you idiot why would you say luig you you lose a part oh cool man oh I got three Mario I got three and you have

Two yeah did you complete the homework and show me proof yes yes yes I did I did I did I did Nova didn’t didn’t I complete the homework I will in me Mimi vouch for me Mimi yeah vouch for me he kidnapped me yes owl don’t vouch for him OU I’ll

Give you I’ll give you some salmon I’ll give you some salmon she’s not don’t vouch Kum canid no it was me I didn’t lie I didn’t lie I lie I’m better I’m better oh oh God I have two oh someone just fell oh someone lost someone lost I

Didn’t even realize I didn’t realize he was dead oh he’s a marshmallow in all of the Flames that’s probably the worst combination you could humanly have he’s a s’more now you’re a s’more he’s going to get all burnt you’re going to get all crispy you’re going to turn into a bir

Skywalker that’s funny that’s a that’s a moment now all right right last last question it has be One Survivor left I still have two you have two as well we all have two last question wait there wait there needs to be more questions yeah cuz we’re still all tied up someone needs to

Win next question okay all right what does what does lava lava taste like warm uh it tastes like hot Cheetos it tastes like hot Cheetos uh it tast it tastes like like spicy hot Cheetos it tastes like uh hot chocolate that knockoff brand of chips

That you eat what are they called uh uh what are they they start with a t what are they called you’re getting it wrong K you’re definitely losing a plank for that one got it so okay K didn’t k k couldn’t answer the question I thought

It was uh Tostitos or something wait I can’t see you let’s break this there I can see you now oh heyy man I just want to watch you this is a bad time hey you know I might just take this guy’s plank just take his plank screw him yeah see

You my PL now get out of here get out oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa he’s fighting back he’s fighting back he’s fighting back oh get him knock him in the lava lost I lost another one hold on let knock him in the lava knock him in the

Lava yep that’s what he gets that’s what he gets okay now last question last one well I don’t think it’s the last one I think I’m going to beat you I don’t think so who is the hottest ever uh peach peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches love you I love

You who got it right I know he’s done I think I did oh brother this guy SS bow said is better good good all right who did we both get it right Peach it was the right okay so we both got it right we both got it right

Okay what if I just hold on cat reflexes oh you want to come over to mine so now I can go I no God damn it I still have one left you son of a no it’s gone I win I win no give it back give it back give it back give it

Back okay last question no give me at least one chance give me at least one chance K cheated I didn’t cheat it’s not true I don’t like cheaters Uhoh so Sam if you get this right he loses okay okay okay okay okay what color Yes is my red I mean that’s the easiest question in the world red he’s clearly a corre screw you kumit well I’m jumping between two platforms you lose I win peaches peaches

Peaches yes I win woo good job here’s your prize I get a prize I get a prize I get a prize what’s the prize they’re breaking the ladders this is cool I can’t get out of here mil you gave me milk as a prize thank you Bowser Koopa

Milk are you milking the Koopas I don’t even want to know anyways let’s go to the next class let’s go to the next class yay next I don’t want to know what that I don’t want to know go to the next class who oh where we’re back

Okay pipes next class it’s lunch time it’s Lun going to lunch going to lunch yay going to lunch hey Sam yes uh I wanted to talk about this there’s a whole Courtyard out here I want to see yes you can go to the Courtyard there’s a bunch of graves out

Here we don’t talk about these Graves there’s a bunch of there’s a bunch of graves it’s we don’t look at these though we don’t look at these ow ow okay oh right what who are those people I don’t know it’s just Graves it’s sad and depressing it’s sad let’s take us squat

Let’s pop a squat so how was your how’s your second day of school so far so good I think a lot of the classmates are starting to like me Everyone likes kment let’s all get on the get on the table let’s all do a cheer for Co CU Everyone likes

Co he almost won the game but he didn’t because he’s not as good as Sam yay Y what is that supposed to mean I beat you at the game hold on I’m going to do my cat Zoomies I’m going have some of the sugar and do my cat yes the Zoomies

Always get you going what oh my God wait my cat instincts are kicking in I have to protect these eggs back up wait cats don’t lay eggs yeah but it’s my animal instincts I’m I’m no I’m supposed to protect the egg oh get out of here get

Out of here well let’s let’s have let’s have a snack did you bring lunch Coit I brought you gave me fish this morning Shai I bring you a fish get your butt back here I’ll beat you up with this fish why are you attacking people you’re

So aggressive took my eggs there you are get B get B get B why are you why are you always fighting each other why are you doing this you can’t be doing time me I don’t know why she’s tell doing that you want me to tell Lilith oh God

You wouldn’t want to upset you don’t you won’t do that you won’t do that here have some sugar o it’s have some product have some product keep beating each other he likes it he likes it when you guys fight each other he it have some have some product he and if

Anyone gets hurt he can just revive you I guess well let’s do you want to go you want to go find a spot to sit down and eat yeah we should explore some I haven’t seen too much of the school is there anywhere you want to like show me

Uh there’s the gym look at the gym what’s going on we’ve been to the gym before why don’t we go we’ve G ingrown trees in the gym this was very specifically was not here was not here before brought these trees oh it’s the Bell it’s the Bell it’s the bell time that’s

The next class did you even eat your food culture class no I didn’t get to we were you were too busy slapping the ladies with fish with wet we’re going to culture class okay I don’t know where that is so we’re just oh it’s l class going to follow everybody is it yeah

That’s culture class remember I Love Culture class this is my favorite class it’s your favorite class is the get out of my way get out of my way I got to see the teacher get out of my way get out of the way bud

Get out of the way get out of the way get out of the way get out of here get out of here okay here we go this is where we sit we always sit in the front right here we always sit in the front right here hi oh she’s got a she’s wear

A new get up dude she’s got a red outfit on she looks so how did she did she dye her hair uh maybe I don’t like it oh tell her tell her that you don’t like it go up in there and tell why did you dye

Your hair K doesn’t like it huh well you di your hair maybe she didn’t you’re just seeing things what no she had black hair right I don’t know I don’t remember who are you where’s my teacher the aura the aura oh I don’t like her anymore Sam I don’t

Really no I’m not well maybe what we can do is we can sneak into her house change her shampoo to the black shampoo so that you can like her yeah maybe that’s what we do maybe we’ll just like somebody new no I’ll I’ll help you out dude I am the

Matchmaker I am like uh I think Brent is pretty cool have you seen Brent look at Brent okay that’s out of pocket that’s out of pocket you know what you can you can you can make your love interest Brent hello my dear students how what how is my sweet little star doing today

Who’s your star what does that even mean stars stars stars oh s we’re all her stars go go tell her how well you’re doing all of you are great oh am I great too you like I was better until uh uh I saw your hair I didn’t like it wow

You’re really pressed about the whole hair thing but but don’t don’t worry about that Co I’ll I’ll go put some hair dye in her shampoo or something for you her hair looks so beautiful today oh my hair is an easy fixed just a bit of

Magic magic oh oh wow wow she can just switch back and forth left and right she she’s pretty cool s oh now you’re you’re back to hyper fixating on her because you saw that first you liked her you’re you’re so back and forth you are like a cat where you’re like super interested

And then you don’t care and then you’re super interested again yeah but have you seen Brent though yeah there Brent is the most default person on Earth Brent all right then I have decided for this lesson to put you all at ease with someone you once knew whoa oo today’s

Lesson will be the power of possession and how to control your magic while under such effects whoa uhoh are we getting possessed are you possessing are we going to meet some of the people that are buried in the courtyard oh boy that’d be really cool that’s actually

Crazy that would be really cool I don’t know if I want to meet my uh my past no I shall do it for your safety oh she’s going to be possessed oh okay okay what wait what do you mean your past I thought I thought you didn’t know those people I don’t I

Don’t know what you’re talking about I’m not saying I know those people it’s different people ow will my sweet little Starling uh come up here someone you really care about wants to see you whoa we’re doing possessions is it your dad oh please tell me it’s ‘s Dad owl’s dead dad bead

Dad so you’re bringing ghosts back to life that’s actually crazy I want to see this this is cool is she getting possessed right now she being possessed whoa her name got all frizzy look at that whoa whoa whoa whoa owl my sweet little hatchling it’s me it’s mama

Oh wow owl has a mom wow this is trippy Ow like to have a mom everyone has a mom besides you cool I don’t only I don’t have a mom mom a she had a mom I’m so sorry I had to leave the nest so early a a they’re like

Owl people that’s so cool so cool I can’t believe it I miss you so much a uh it’s weird cuz she’s hugging the teacher and I’m kind of jealous a cuz I wish I was hugging the teacher maybe you can do a possession next KET oh yeah

Yeah maybe I can speak to who are you going to speak I don’t have anybody you don’t have any I don’t have anybody in my life your feather have gotten brighter since I was last around a a that’s really sweet a your mom seems pretty cool is she single her this is a

Ghost she’s talking to the dad oh well she single in the my sweet little baby bird I’m so proud of the amazing independent lady you are oh they’re bonding they’re Bond she’s an independent owl lady she don’t need no man okay okay do cool next do K next do me

Do me do me do me do me I want to speak to my you’ll be able to you’ll be able to hug Lilith I want to speak to my dad cuz you never met your dad so that’ll be very interesting okay go up go up go go

Go up go move ow get your mom out of here jeez oh my God I’m actually very curious this all right let’s see who it is comment hi what’s going on who are you who are you hello oh God I thought I escaped you what you terrible creature wow dad

What the heck dad that’s messed up my own father the alcohol alcohol oh god oh no oh you’re pass have a feeling it’s not my dad is that your it didn’t work what is going on calm down Dad Dad it’s okay God is this good is this see

Now I have to ter oh should we is this dangerous for Lilith to possess okay no it’s okay this is you are useless as your mother oh God it is your dad oh Jesus dad that’s messed up that’s messed up oh man you got you probably have some repressed memories

Damn it okay uh Lilith we should probably end The Possession she’s coming around hug can I have a hug give him a hug give him a hug give him a hug make up Dad make up make up with me papa papa please please Papa Pap I love you dot

Dot dot oh this is traumatizing you are my son oh Jesus Christ this is really traumatizing he slapping your you then it I’m out of here I’m leaving oh and The Possession Lilith and The Possession you no K come come come come come come back come back come back come

Back come back come back come come back come back what what that guy no no K it’s okay it’s okay come back to class it’s done the an Sam you don’t understand the the The Possession is over the possession is over you’re safe you’re safe you’re safe okay Sam is that

Really what is am I getting a possession who is this who is this who is this who are you who is it I don’t know who is it Sam someone knows me who is it I do remember you I guess who I don’t know who it is who is someone from my past

Who’s dead let me remind you what does that mean what does that mean what what are you reminding me I’m getting hit I’m getting hit stop why are you upset why are you upset why you upset why are you upset don’t hit the teacher don’t hit Lis what

Are you talking about how could I what what are you talking about I’m so confused there’s no context to anything my love uh-oh is it one of my exes I have a lot of those I have a lot of those why why is your eyes pink oh they not rooftop uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh

That’s one of my axes that’s one of my axes coolit that we don’t talk about that one this one of my ex is that I got a lot of them that’s one of them uh I don’t know never met any of the girls you’ve dated I I loved you Sam I cared

About you I’m sorry okay I we we just we just had we had a difference it was you not me right it we just we just went our separate ways okay you need to calm down lady I don’t want to say Sam please don’t be scared I killed for you oh God

I know that’s why we can’t be together anymore you’re kind of a bad person uh she’s just one of my exes I don’t want to talk about her is it can we end The Possession Lilith can we end The Possession Sam tell me something did you

Ever once actually love me kit can you can you answer that for me I don’t want to I don’t want to talk to her uh I want to talk to her and The Possession I’ll be the middleman and The Possession Lilith this is bad Sam doesn’t like you he thinks you

Smell and The Possession oh she passed out she passed passing out she’s dead she passed out Lilith are you okay oh God Jesus that’s not what I was hoping to get oh she’s just passed out I got my dad and you got I got one of

Mygirlfriend yeah Sam can I talk to you in the hallway real quick what do you want to talk about Coit just just just come here for a sec okay oh she’s screaming in there by the way yeah de a lot of trauma fine let her scre from possession oh God she’s probably dealing

With she’s dealing with a lot of traa from let’s go in here this seems like a room that’s pretty cool uh yeah so she me the the your ex me mentioned she killed for you is that why you like are really good at this or like you uh I don’t want to

Talk about the past I don’t want to dig up the past I didn’t expect that that was going to happen ah no the pain this Aura this Aura is painful make it stop oh God Lilith somebody get me a shovel oh no the pain the aura is so dark pain

Stop somebody get me a shovel Sam give me a shovel sh I don’t have a shovel on me here’s a a stick here’s the beating stick give me give me the beating stick knock her out oh she’s got the beating stick oh oh it’s the Bell the bell ring

Uh the bell’s ringing okay just kind of leave Lilith wallowing in in the bad aura against them what did you do to upset the spirit nothing why are you guys all I let’s go to next I don’t want to think about that stuff that’s just

All stuff is the past the past is the past we don’t want need to think about that anymore okay next class what’s the next class Coit it’s gym we’re going to gym yay gym class woo um hey Sam maybe we should like talk about that after school you

Know that’s a little bit of an interesting I’m not weak like you I don’t need a therapist okay I just bottle it off there’s nothing wrong with mental health it’s pathetic and weak you just bottle it up and shove it down and then it’ll go away right that’s

Unhealthy no that’s what you do I just I just use oh you know what I’ve been doing it actually works really really well is I just have a little bit of the special sugar and all the bad memories go away are you addicted to Candy are you addicted togar candy there’s nothing

Wrong with candy oh you’re going to get fat oh there’s nothing wrong with that okay bunny boy oh God pay attention I’m sorry I didn’t mean to Tyler sorry Tyler D Ty Tyler d d so uh yes who is this guy have you noticed the vines yes I did

Notice the vines where’s Kratos yeah where’s Kratos heos Coos had a huge battle oh yeah didn’t he get like killed last class oh did he die that’s right he fell off to fight a god he’s back oh he survived I guess oh he’s back okay cool what are we doing today

Substitute gym teacher what are we doing today substitute Jim CH I’m taking over okay come okay what are we doing all right where are we going okay I’m teaching you the real gy the real gy the real I feel like the god of war is better what these Vines have

To do with anything I’m very confused with the whole Vine thing I know why are we all going into the boys’s bathroom we going down here what welcome I know what this is what what is this Fight Club let’s go we’re in Fight Club woo it’s Tyler first rule about Fight

Club is you don’t talk about Fight Club what are you doing what are you doing ow ow he’s really good at Fight Club okay you you know the rules yeah Kum tell him what the rules are Fight Club uh first first Ru of Fight Club is to fight the

Second rule of Fight Club talk about Fight Club yeah yeah yeah second rule yes don’t talk about Fight Club okay I imagine the third rule is the same freaking rule hey teacher why are the girls in the boys’s locker room cuz it’s Fight Club you can fight anyone you can

Fight women don’t ask questions I don’t want to fight a woman you can fight a woman put uh Tyler dirton put kman against a woman no don’t put me against the woman I won’t hit a woman hit a woman hit a woman which one do you want

To hit which one should we have him hit you stop Nova all right let’s get okay Shai get in there ow come on so so kit an owl kit an owl wow Shai pulled out a knife I think she was ready to fight you oh yeah probably I got one of

Those look I got one to no no knives no knives you want to throw out there’s no knives you’re going to fight owl you’re gonna go fight owl get out of there shy owl Shai why Shai want to fight me so badly Sam get in here oh Sam

Should I do some some talking should I make them feel bad yeah yes all right owl I’m going to make you wish uh you I’m going to make you wish you were never born I’m going to treat you like your mother did when she left you’re

Going to get kicked in die wow wow coolman that’s that’s low you just found out about her dead mom and now you’re using that as insults against her bro yeah but it’s Fight Club it’s it’s calling good fun it’s Fight Club okay okay we’re friends that seems like a low

Blow Bon the B she’s she’s she it’s okay her mom’s like it matters go pluck her feathers out or something okay begin go fight her you ready owl ready you ready for this you ready you ready you ready don’t hit me oh I I didn’t expect that wait you’re

A cat you should like you should want to fight Birds she’s a bird of prey she’s a bird of Praise oh yeah wait okay owl go go fight them neither of them want to fight this is like it’s Fight Club but neither of them want to fight oh there we go oh God

I win oh you won you won you won good job job good job I’m impressed I’m impressed I win you you caught her by surprise you did it was part of my master plan I just spook her and then I make her think I’m not going to fight

And then I popped her around right in the face okay let’s have Samuel okay oh who am I going to fight make Sam fight VD make Sam oh yes I want to beat the crap out of a lady I got my cool glasses on you you did it cool huh yeah but I

Feel like this is kind of unbalanced why it’s equal it’s equal equal rights equal rights fight equal equal rights equal fights oh I’m going to beat the ever living crap out of you Mimi wait wait equal is it can can wait wait what are the rules wait can I can I use

Can I use the this K stop being no weapons okay okay okay okay okay you ready Mimi I’m going to bludgeon you ass no she’s not no she’s not no she’s not get out of the ring get out of the ring get out of the ring she’s kiing

She’s so difficult she’s so oh my God I’m actually actually lose she’s kicking your ass oh damn it Sam got beat by a girl that’s probably why your your ex-girlfriend killed for you cuz you couldn’t kill yourself loser wow you’re bringing all the stuff from the past back up as insult talking it’s

Talk that hurts my feelings but it’s it’s good for say something nice to me cuz you hurt my feelings no it’s Fight Club going under the I’m going under the bleachers cuz you HT my feelings come say something nice to me here uh you’ve got shoes on I do have

Sh say something nice uh You’ got cool light up sneakers on good job buddy those aren’t okay okay fight again oh another fight okay who am I going to fight up against do I get the put up against VOD put him up against vud since cool thinks he’s so good oh

Good that’s what you get for talking smack K that’s what you get for talk smack Bring it on Bring it on you ready yeah you ready got oh God damn it how did I actually get pushed out when I had an a got a knife Christ ow he stabbed me he

Used the weapon he used the weapon teacher he’s disqualified he used the weapon he’s disqualified he used I the axe where’s the axe there’s literally no axe Pat him down pat him down I’mma fight you now oh God I’m going to fight Tyler dorton I’m gonna fight Tyler

Dton God damn it you’re really bad Sam my head feels weird did shy get hit too much did I oh he’s he’s hitting me with the sugar he’s hitting me with the sugar K tag team tag team k tag tag tag tag where is he where is he ah he’s good he’s good

He’s good he’s good he’s real good get him get him get him oh oh Tag Team tag team tag tag tag me again tag me again tag me again God damn it no tag again tag again tag it tag it tag me in tag me

In t me in in just just jump in just jump in top from Top going be the same time beat him at the same time at the same time get him God damn it he guys he’s so freaking hard this this is an epic battle get him out of here oh we killed

Him Uh-oh uhoh we we killed we killed the teacher uh Kum what are we supposed to do what are we supposed to do welld one was what rule one of Fight Club is don’t talk about Fight Club no one talks about what just happened here no one talks

About what happened here no one talks about that uh what’s going on over there Sam I don’t know Shai is getting possessed or something it’s the Bell time it’s the end of school it’s the end of school it’s the end of school Sam oh someone’s getting possessed someone’s

Getting possessed we’re just gonna leave we’re just gon to leave I don’t want to deal with my past ghost anymore I’m not dealing with that what is that all about Sam now that we’re off school maybe we should talk about it wait we should talk about your past ghost what is what is

Your P oh God she’s oh she’s chasing me she’s chasing me oh oh oh run home run home lock the doors R run home I’m being chased by a past ghost oh wow she’s real wow she has a me she’s gaining on me she has a knife oh God okay well we’re going

To we’re going to get home licky split we’re going to jump inside and we’re going to lock the door so kment are you behind me I’m coming she’s she’s very close get inside we’ll lock the doors licky splits come in come in fast fast fast lock it okay we’re good it is

Locked all the doors are locked locked oh is the possession over I think the possession has ended is that an ended possession yes okay we’re good maybe it’s every time we lock a door the ghosts go yeah that was that was interest that was a thing okay well I think uh hey

Cool oh God hey come on in man you guys going to have a romance what you gave me oh hey he gave me his phone number sorry about that Brent yeah see you later come on Sam okay well I think God he’s a hunk bro he’s a hunk he’s a big hunky

Boy he’s a hunk okay well Co me I think we need to talk about your past I think you have a past well I don’t remember my past uh when I die maybe you are with my nine lives maybe you repressed it maybe it’s repressed memories well I mean I

Always come back every time I die and I’ve only died once oh oh yeah cuz you’re I kind of yeah I kind of forget dad kill you did your dad kill you um I don’t really remember maybe he got thrown off a bridge in a little sack

Maybe well I’m sorry K you Pat you on the back to make you feel better about it I don’t know I’m I you know I remember the orphanage but I don’t remember the faces though uhhuh maybe I died in the orphanage yeah maybe you have maybe you how many maybe you don’t

Know how many lives you have left yeah maybe I do yeah okay well I’m gonna go take what about you what about what wait what what we talked about me let’s talk about you who is the lady I lose my memories just like you I lose memories

All the time oh so many lost memories what about friends you seem to have a lot of uh insight about those Graves do you have any old friends yeah of course good Night