Sarcasm-Infused D&D Minecraft Shenanigans!

Greetings Adventures welcome back to the Minecraft Dungeons and Dragons sarcasm only let’s play in our last video we found our way to Candle keep to find some Mages to help us remove the soul of a dragon named endand draa ear from our body that was placed there by some

Cultists but we were denied access to the inner W of the city where we could seek help from the higher Mages so now we must find a different way in through some dubiously legal means so let’s get breaking the law these are probably the tunnels running beneath the inner Ward

Heard go through this way tacoms vaults Labs much of the work and knowledge of the avowed is down here it seems unfortunately there is a ward on the door you will need to find a key unless you wish to be fried uh no no I don’t don’t worry about

It we’ll just we’ll just okay fine I’ll find a key uh go up this way first this is actually this is really cool looking sewers I mean for as cool as sewers can be I suppose all right more gold some healing potions going to need those and I believe okay I

Came from that way all right and got to go this way wait look at that on the ground there’s nothing on the ground precisely I would be willing to bet half of my entire horde that a gelatinous cube has come this way I’m going to go

On a limb here and say I about the keys in that que there look the thing has a must have eaten a maintenance worker or one of the avowed just don’t let the creature suck you up I mean can it suck me up that’s an interesting question I can

Pass through it sort of hello can I just grab the key from inside of it just let me me give me the key give me the key oh oh who whoa who okay I’m actually getting hurt okay never mind can’t stay in there for too long h yes it looks as

If an enchantment quite similar to the one on the locked doors embedded in this key what if it sets off the Trap then you had best hoped that the Mage who put it there said it more as a deterrent rather than a defense it’s going to alert the guards I

Mean come on you just don’t have a magical door not have an alarm system and I mean if a wizard put it there they’re they’re going to know how are they not going to know okay just going to open the door magically trapped door stuffed with potential lethal lightning right

Okay I have heard tell that there are Guardians and occasional escaped experiments down here though that may just be rumor escaped experiments kind of makes you wonder what they’re doing the possibility of even greater danger certainly sets my mind at ease I’ve played too much Skyrim not to trust

These guys I feel like they could come alive I don’t want to risk it oh oh I can’t check all the bodies oh my gosh seriously like I’m just waiting for these to like just just just pop out of the the Crypt what dirty that was dirty oh that was not

Fair at least it dropped some gold so I can’t complain there oh what is this in invincibility potion that might come in handy think I can get the oh there’s two maybe I can get both of them oh yeah oh I I completely missed okay I’m just going to have to go

In this ain’t so bad this isn’t this is ah oh there’s more okay wow I’m actually like low on health okay all right maybe we disengage for a hot second heal up possibly oh another Cube I missed again W that that like did nothing to it that’s just a little bit disappointing I

Don’t trust it it’s shaking it’s shaking I don’t trust it I knew it ow man it takes a punch oh my goodness what can you die you please die please Hur oh okay cool all right pH what did you drop here regeneration potion I feel like I should take that

Right now you know what I need a hot bar these just in case just in case things get a little dicey oh my goodness why is there a displacer beast down here okay okay okay okay he’s coming after me all right Fireball to the whoa no that like

Wow that did nothing okay Retreat Retreat Retreat oh my goodness my goodness just just okay okay I don’t take too much damage from that let’s just keep going don’t worry about it we’re good I’m not taking as much damage as I thought who success okay all right I think that was

Everything but we I I I think I did okay um man how how deep does this area go like holy cow really in the sewers well I guess it’s not really sewers it feel like they’re catacombs which is very like if you think about it why would you have

Catacombs next to the sewers I guess where else would you have them but like that’s just kind of I don’t know not pleasant to think about all right I guess further down we go oh oh nope you didn’t see me I can just are they hurting each other trying to get

Me oh my gosh they are shooting each other trying to get me I don’t think they can shoot up I think they can just shoot across uh let’s see if I can get these guys all in one spot now all right we’re just going to we’re going to lure them

Come follow me you’re a dude too okay follow me okay okay just come up here sweet look at that all right cool I think there was just the the four guys Fireball in the hole This Is How We Do DND D although I wish my players were that

Crafty well that mimic is going to be a pain in the butt these Skelly guys are they’re not going to be the skellies are they were easy it’s just this mimic is going to take a while nothing about five Fireballs can’t fix or I just jump down there and go

After it sh just might do anyway that was a crit hit he’s almost dead we’re just going to jump down there oh that was scary okay well unfortunately it seems that this en Sorel armor is tied to the exit unless you have a powerful dispelling magic at

Your disposal that you have neglected to mention you have to defeat this thing to undo the Seal of the door okay uh strategy I’m just going to lure them to to that area that I had all the other monsters right and we’re just going to shoot at him from

Afar if he decides to move oh all right oh who who oh he’s he runs he runs just walk right through the barrel barrels will not stop this creature all right I don’t think it can hit me can I hit it no oh oh yes I no I can’t okay

This is I feel like this is cheating just use all the ability ow okay okay okay okay okay okay I should do it I’m a professional DND D player what’s up what nothing that was a boss and I got nothing feel I feel jipped I got nothing nothing except to

Move forward this better be worth all the trouble we’ve gone to VI how are we going to get someone to help us though we breaking in I Goa is right like what makes them think like what makes me think that they’re going to help us because we

Literally are breaking in yes it is what it is okay let’s go nice place thank you hey hey fortunately for you chances are that you will only see it as you are taken away to a prison cell just get us out of here we cannot be imprisoned not

In a Cell fight run do something are you joking there’s so many of them we’ll be torn to shreds if we resist while we would normally have prevented you from coming this far sage thesari has taken an interest in you oh so you just let this happen attend him personally great

Whatever you do do not allow them to enar incarcerate us do not give them a reason they kind of have every reason to incarcerate me like I literally just like broke into the sewer to break into the castle like they caught me in the act like I kind of have reason already

So it doesn’t matter what I say um so I guess let’s figure out who is this tharai guy who is Sage tharai seriously you broke into here without even knowing who the people in charge are not a very wise burglar are you okay I’m not

Burglaring per se but uh I mean you have a point but at the end of the day I still need to know who he is and why they’re interested in me um why take me what does this tharai person want with me Sage tharai said that they found you

Curious but did not elaborate they also said that your Mega Powers could not pose a serious threat to him or us keep that in Mindless you try something rash I broke through their security down in the catacombs so I mean like it can’t be all that meager come on now uh all right

Let’s let’s just let’s go okay I’ll go he is waiting for you in exaltation the keep consider this an honor as few of those outside of the EV are allowed entry to our home so I break in you threaten me with locking me up but you

Take me to where I want to go anyway you are to head directly to the Great Library okay do not attempt to deviate from the main path we will be watching you ominous what if I decide I want to go this way huh huh I can’t invisible

Walls the pain of my existence oh I can’t I can’t run okay this is going to be painful luckily for you guys you don’t get to experience this slow walk up the stairs because I will just be editing this see look at that you guys didn’t have to experience that

Painfulness who that is far enough okay uh are you guy are you tho I am I feel like I should joke that’s kind of what I’m going for right like what well let’s see why I’m here first why am I here you caught my interest we have all sorts of

Detection spells in the sewers you pinged a half dozen of them when you sneaked in and a dozen more when you enter the catacombs what happens to me now do not attempt to resist the spell if you resist then we will have to detain you and try again until you

Cooperate lots of extra bother I am already cooperating I don’t what are you this this is this is pointless just as a spell activates you feel something press against your mind and on some level you know that it is trying to pry away your ability to lie the intrusion is sudden

And your first reaction is to resist I why would I lie I need his help like what am I going to lie about however considering where you are and the promise of a jail cell or worse if you do not cooperate you relax and allow the

Spell to take hold like why am I resisting like why is this story having me resist so hard I’m not resisting now let’s get the boring stuff over with do you intend to harm anyone in this city I mean what was that really an option like the possibility hadn’t really occurred

To me really well that’s refreshing next why did you sneak into the in award oh blunt honesty or be too literal blunt honesty is always fun I found a group of scary people in the mountains talking to a dragon who was living there and then

They sucked his soul into a coin to let some sort of horrifying mound of Flesh shove itself into the dragon’s body like it was a sock puppet and then the coin shoved the dragon soul into my body so now we’re sharing my mind and it’s really uncom able and we both want

Someone to help us find his body and get him out of mind because he’s a stuck up jerk and we don’t know what these crazy thoroughly creepy people would do with the dragon’s body oh my God that was a little blunter than I thought uh well that uh certainly

Speeds things up yeah I was not resisting to begin with I don’t know why this is necessary well hopefully they will be able to use what you told us to find out more about this group that you encountered and the Monsters accompanying them in the meanwhile we

Need to discuss whether or not candle keep will assist you in your pred predicament oh cool well whether or how could they refuse us tell him that endand draer demands their aid it is only fitting that they should restore me to my rightful form what makes you think really

Like all right and Andra says that he demands your help that it’s only right that you put him back in his body it just seems so untactful by your holy cow does he now well I don’t see as he is in any position to be making demands much less

Determining wrong and right what did I tell you I am a golden dragon my very nature is to know right from wrong tell him not to question me oh this is going to go bad he says that he knows right and wrong better than you do does he

Well I may not be an expert on dragons but I am a fan of them and have heard his name before no I cannot say that he has been treated with much reverence or gratitude as endand draer has a reputation for isolating himself and neglecting help those in need even if

They ask for res so it sounds like even if the guys weren’t in my cave he wasn’t going to help us find who’s the people disappearing from the town anyway oh oh this is going to burn bad Vier seems to me that we neither owe him anything nor

That we can trust his moral judgment much less treat his decisions as lawful righteous commands he deserves that though like it sucks for him sucks for us really if they’re not going to help us uh is there a way we can convince you to help well yes I happen to have

Something in mind oh you there is a clock tower nearby where a colleague of mine named adro lives however no one has heard from him in some time uh that usually doesn’t bode well I I’m sorry for your loss since there have been reports of monsters going in and out as

They please it is probably safe to assume that adro is now dead sad as that here the old CER had a valuable book in his collection I want you to clear out the Vermin and if wizard adro is imprisoned or injured help him if he is

Missing or dead then find and take the book you do this and we’ll call it even as far as your crimes go if he’s alive great help him if he’s dead well that sucks just take the book what’s the book I’m looking for the last written work of

The late and great Arch Mage Moran Kanan the Plaines Walker’s guide interplan of travel and its effects on spellcraft sounds interesting yes fascinating really and far safer to learn from than by visiting the other PLS of existence yourself adro got nearly everything he needed by selling us just an hour or two

With that book every few months so he’s a planes Walker that’s huh kind of feel like I’m playing Magic the Gathering now excellent well in that case I am looking forward to hearing from you once you have concluded your investigation until then try not to die all right let’s go

Find this clock tower ha I got in anyway I can’t I wish there was a dialogue I’m Petty like that oh well there’s the clock tower not these things again ow go away ah all just get them all grouped up and then we can Fireball them no problem no big deal

And oh that wasn’t his okay just dance in a circle dance in a circle around them you got this see easy peasy no problem why were they here too if I were have Hazard a guess they are guarding the path to the tower you think the person who puts some

In the farmers Fields also left these ones here it is possible we discover more at the tower I suspect oh wow that’s pretty cool that must be it that’s sweet a bit grandiose but still quite appealing there I see the monsters let’s get this over with it’s those

Those things again from my cabern uh I’ll just just watch them you only caught a glimpse of things before the fight started and cannot determine what caused this perhaps they were arguing over food that just let them fight let’s watch them tear each other apart no sense getting caught in the middle

Let’s check to see if I can level up here yes I can okay oh what are we going to do here I could make my Charisma go to zero uh or what is strength damage I I feel like I need some some more oomph Dex is fine Constitution eh Don’t Need

No wisdom maybe I I guess Charisma is not going to hurt because it’ll increase the likelihood of critical hits so which I mean it’s it’s it’s decent but like if I crit and my damage is low then it doesn’t really quit crit for much so I

Think next time I get stats we’re going to have to put it in strength but having a Zero Charisma on this is not horrible I mean it could be negative are they done tearing each other apart I think they are cool I’ll just reap the benefits um

Um how do I get in oh is this the no he where do I go how do I get in Let Me In trust it don’t trust it shaking I knew it wow I barely did anything to it these mimics man there’s more there’s more mimics in this game

Than an actual DND d game uh again how how do I get in Let Me In wait remember the catacombs we must assume that this place is similarly trapped I can point out General paths and principles however it may take the two of us to puzzle them out completely um my intelligence is

Horrible I don’t know these are horrible to do um let’s give an investigation at try the inscriptions baffle you and is struggling to maintain his magic sight rendering him unable to help okay that was not ideal okay break in you rear back and slam your foot to the door not

Only does a burst of electricity knock you flat on your bottom your foot now throbs from kicking a solid piece of wood oh ow nice going you reach forward and place your hand on the rough metallic door handle turning it you hear a latch click but the door does not open

Okay now what as you try to force it you feel a little wiggle just before a flash of light around the door frame dazzles you and a blast of lightning smashes into your chest and cses through your body sending you toppling to the doorstep as you lose control of your own muscles

That sounded rough shaking and smelling a bit of burned hair you finally managed to pull yourself upright wow that was that was that was a struggle oh man that was that was a heck of a struggle um so I can’t iy shaking lightning again you kick the

Door and it buckles with a satisfying C even as light threatens to knock you down shaking off the pain and disorientation you kick the door again and this time it swings open the enchantment holding it shut overpowered and broken I must say those were rather puny defenses as far as Wizards homes go

I’m increasingly inclined how is that puny taken residence here human stop leave or we kill you all right let’s uh intimidate if you do not leave this Tower right away I will destroy each of you I will spare no one that was that was I mean it was then we kill you first

I mean honestly V those were not puny defenses like it took me how long to break them open oh this is going to suck here we go not bad all right pretty cool house nice books oh hello oh that did nothing okay sup guys excellent work brothers and sisters this

Wward lamb will be a worthy offering to our Lord and savior break us out of here CRA now what do you want me to do H nice try kid but this trap was designed to keep creatures far more dangerous than you contained I have the soul of a

Dragon in my body does that scare you no no no no no you shall not be caged you filthy worms let us out let us out let us out after a few moments of analyzing their clothing something clicks these people have neither bound the imps you

Found in and around the tower nor are they simply borrowing power from creatures of the lower Plains they worship those creatures okay all right where’s ardal what are you doing in this Tower why do the people we capture always think they’re going to get answers from us what’s the point of

Telling you anything you will die soon and it is more entertaining and safer to watch you squirm in ignorance wow uh very sadistic but okay are you going to to do with me why sacrifice you tempting as it might be to try and recruit you we

Have been running out of souls to offer our Lord oh he’s really going to enjoy this Soul you have to kill them maybe you can break through the floor perhaps try the wall again or do something to force them into lowering the barrier or

Or all right youy if out here be I need you to focus I need you to help us get out I I don’t I’ll try there there are there are channels in this barrier that the magic has to flow through if you I think that if you

Touch that glowing point on the wall you can you can redirect the magical current to wherever you step if you pull the current to every part of the barrier I think I think it will disrupt the entire working and cause it to collapse oh oh this I’m sorry it’s quite

Difficult to to think and maintain the sight for more than a moment at a time please hurry oh that this one wasn’t too bad that oh okay that hurts mind here can you help me out a bit a hint or something I’m helping as best I can let me

Focus look at them scarring about in there like a mouse CAU in a trap you can’t no what happened the prisoner kill them kill them before they flee do not even think eradicate these scum destroy them we daring to imprison us uh I’m going to just I’m just going to take that

And take This do some extra damage hey are you feeling all right you got pretty worked up when we were trapped is this now is this is now the time kadra like we we need to figure we need to no I am fine uh yeah he is suing but we got a we got

We got a we got a thing to do okay which way as you enter this room you find the door across from you the only way forward shrouded an unmagical barrier in the center of the room sits a filled goblet on a pedestal high above the door

Shines a crystal that is jammed into a crack between the stones with V’s help you can see that the crystal goblet and barrier are linked okay even from where you stand you can see that the crystal has a series of wards around it not to mention that even reaching the thing

Would prove a challenge written before the Goblet on the pedestal is a note that says an Act of Faith and proof of falty to our Lord drink and embrace the shadow of death to demonstrate your devotion I don’t think I will uh so we’re not going to drink from this here

Goblet by any means it would seem that the crystal Powers the barrier and that drinking the goblets contents will either allow you to pass through it or temporarily lower the defense uh the walls are fairly sheer but if you get up there you might be able to disarm the

Crystal embedded in the wall all right I mean I got the dexterity let’s let’s give it a shot sliding your fingers into unlikely crevices and supporting yourself on Tiny protrusions in the stone you manag to pull yourself up next to the warded crystal that owers both the barrier and the enchanted goblet all

Right so that that was the easy part let’s uh do the hard part here oh big money you puzzle over the enchantment but no matter how you look at it you cannot seem to understand its workings best to leave it alone whatever is in this will certainly hurt you if you

Ingest it it will not kill you but depending on your need a roll 19 for that to tell me you can also tell I could have used that on the crystal de that just seems like a bad idea but I I guess I have no choice you let the

Stinging Ching liid slide down your throat almost immediately you know that something is a Miss as you feel your heart accelerate and your stomach cramp and churn am I going to die that was that was a that one oh I don’t within seconds you feel lightheaded ready to

Vomit and it takes everything you have to keep your feet under you this is going to be a bad day oh dear oh no oh no I’m scared this is the last room in the tower and considering that we have not encountered them yet it is probably where this Lord we have heard

So much about is waiting we’re just we’re going to pop that potion there oh my God I rolled a that one on the potion on the thing I wasn’t didn’t want to drink so I don’t know what’s going to happen happened to me I am concerned very concerned you should not

Have come here that doesn’t look good certainly made a mess of things our Lord is upset yes though it has been entertaining to watch you struggle and Claw your way here one step at a time you have caused enough damage besides I am bored and well sacrifices are all

Well and good I enjoy brutalizing my victims far too much to ignore what heless fools wander right through my door suffer this is a kids game some heavy heavy themes here for just kids oh man we’re just going to pop that too and we’re just going to just dance around

Dance around well actually I’m still ah okay now I’m taking damage okay okay I don’t think I don’t think I’m going to get out of here alive oh no oh no oh No gosh this is rough okay I shall final screams yeah you’ve already saved it like five times already oh my gosh I’m at literally a sliver come on NOP back up back up oh my gosh wow there the plains Walker’s guide that is the book that Sage thesari sent us to

Retrieve is this the book oh it what to do about this one they seem rather powerful but perhaps thesari and the other sages would prefer to keep them for questioning what what have you done you doomed us all do you even know what is coming you’ve destroyed our only hope

At Safe Haven against against what enlightenment believe me Novis there is nothing that can protect you from the forces of the universe they will learn C give her some time to see the erors of her ways then she can dream that this never happened and apologizes before waking up

Useful primitive and temporary but even these fragments of our imaginations that you call people people create the occasion or useful to this this is not this is not good I knew the eyes for such a thing this is not good oh gosh sight to recognize what lies in the

Blackest of this it seems to me that you might but no never mind there was something familiar about you perhaps something that I met in you some months down the line some months your role in this world is done enjoy the coming sleep and in your Slumber be

Ready for the wakening once the true Gods come throwing me out the window oh goodness thank goodness there was water there okay can swim get us out of the water move now I’m trying jeez wow that was a I I did not think to see that thing here that was more than we

Bargained for when we took this job yeah I agree um you good are you okay you seemed really shaken when it showed up and you seem to be thrown from the top of a tower nothing about that encounter was normal I mean you’re not wrong but

Like you could you know um do we go after him no chance we can go after that masked man can we you would even want to are you mad they toyed with you like a cat with an injured bird you should feel fortunate that they went through a

Portal and that you are unable to pursue them hopefully they are gone Far Far Away um all right let’s just let’s head back to Candle keep and think I’ve had enough of this Tower and everything in it yes I think returning to Candle keep and its walls seems like a very reasonable and

Pleasant proposition though I will admit that I want to know what they have done with my body we were in no shape to contend with that Man or Monster or whatever manner of creatures behind that mask even if we should find a way to track them though perhaps there is

Nothing to be done for my body anyhow it could already be gone or simply pursuing that masked figure will result in both of our deaths for now report to thesari they will want to know what we have found all right well that was an experience I don’t wish to uh encounter

Again but hey maybe we got got some level up points here we did not get some level up points here that sucks I did all of that for nothing just to get thrown out of a window I got a book all right I think this is a good spot to end

The video here we’ll go back to Candle keep and talk to tharai in the next video this was definitely a long one so if you stuck around leave me a comment down below and may your roles always be successful see you Later