Savage Trolling: Cursed Minecraft Speedrun

Guys i had the genius idea of creating the ultimate car speed one oh but no no no it doesn’t stop there why not will he one of my friends aka quiff by telling him if he completes the speed run he wins a thousand dollars but yeah he has no idea it’s actually

Super cursed so with that said if you guys are excited for today’s video you already know the drill smash the like button if we can maybe smash like i don’t know 30 000 likes guys in one day i’ll maybe do a part two and we just make things even more cursed

Than what they already are and of course guys if you’re new to the channel then make sure to subscribe with post notifications on because according to my youtube analytics you should subscribe but don’t only subscribe to me make sure to check out quip because we basically just bullied him i’m sorry buddy

No with that said let’s do this okay please please please and oh my god wait is this this is it’s a cursed speedrun island oh my gosh oh dear lord okay no no no no no no no no that cave is scary bro so ladies and gentlemen we’re here we we

Got the lovable oh dude this is going to be going wait wait wait wait there are all my nuts there’s an ocean temple full of cheese i mean gold gold today guys we’re going to be creating a uh i guess the ultimate curse like speed run and i want to troll my

Best friend if you guys are known quiff i mean you know if you’ve been subscribed so if you if you don’t know him you’re fake okay subscribe okay but the goal is to turn this into a cursed speed one we have that okay we can get our gold from

Here but how oh my god there’s so many mops okay hold on we need a way to get iron so let’s put it like closer you know what let’s just do like a fake little vein right here there you go fat big boy thick vein perfect and you know what let’s do like

Another one right here i want to make this world like believable but still cursed but speaking of curse if we do slash plug-ins i have world edit custom pearl trade duplicate bug disable plugins command which is perfect because then when i get my friend quiff to come on slash deop

Bionic last plugin he said you made me angry okay screw that guys i’m getting up bro that is weird that is weird okay i’m kidding the final plugin is called cooked miner which is why i place all this iron here because basically it’s mine the ore boom

Already drops the ore which is like a little curse it’s mini curse goal is to progressively add the cursedness now let’s see what happens let’s just build a portal clean steel bap we have a good spawn uh oh we do oh yes we do holy nuts we spawn in

A fortress and there’s a forest thing and oh my god yes there’s piglens i don’t explore everything but hold on like look what happens when i trade with okay do you not want my cheese bro take my cheese nerd and bread what a drunk diamond wait that’s

Actually nuts why is that so insane hold on he dropped more diamonds oh my god oh my god other than just overpowering loot he also okay he just keeps oh pearls look how much insane wait wait wait wait wait wait what wait what is in here fortune three diamond chest

Please drop the diamond translate with protection for wait oh my god wait what wait the nether right sword has protection 69 and sharpness of 420 what what what is this okay wait this sucks holy leather boots protection 69 why does the sword have protection 69 though listen we don’t ask anyone oh my

God can we just see how we have just casually three stacks of ender pearls you see this man right here he’s the goat well you’re actually a pig but anyway one hour later i imagine you’re about to get the world record and you pull up to the end portal and it’s just this

What is this i don’t even know what this is i’m not even gonna ask any questions guys and okay i think we’re literally all set now all we have to do is actually speedrun this map world seed thing which i think is gonna be a lot of fun but a lot less fun

For my friend because he’s just gonna be confused and probably want to just kill me the entire time okay quick are you joining are you joining bro i’ll join right now i don’t want to speak to you come on dude you can’t even talk to me like that when

There’s a thousand dollars on the line okay okay okay go go go it starts now start the timer so you have the timer yeah i do it what starts now the speed run starts bro for a thousand dollars if we win we you you get a thousand dollars before 25 minutes come

On come on why is it going there’s only one tree dude we can’t reset the scene i love lava pool here yeah make yourself useful bro get wood you’re getting wood with this watery bro what tree what just just take this take this take the pickaxe get get iron

Yeah oh my god oh my god oh my god oh the ocean on your oh my god just do it just get the iron i’m saying it’s a waste of time i’m saying it’s a waste of time oh my god bro this guy dude bro

There’s a skill in street in my life i’m risking my life and you’re talking about wasted time dude wait go go go go go go go go go i mean come on come on don’t die don’t die don’t try wait did you mind did you mine iron

Oh how am i not dying i don’t even know how i didn’t wait what what do you mean did i mine iron wait why wait why just hold my iron bro got 64. i got 16. what are you talking about bro just shut up man i just so much nonsense

I’m out oh my god i got the gold i got the gold i got the gold i got the gold did you get the iron bomb smoking my iron i don’t know what i’m doing oh my god i don’t know yes i made it i made it i need it i made it

I made it quiff i made it i mean i need did you oh bro bro bro come on come on i need the shut up i need the plate i need the plate i need flint i have no food i have a flower i thought

You had that no no no forget that make the bucket make the bucket bro i think i found a glitch oh my god okay hold on i’m getting the rest of the iron i’m getting the rest of the iron so so do you have to smell your iron uh

Yeah all right i just did it perfect hey for some reason i don’t need to smoke my iron okay it’s probably a bug yo yo it doesn’t matter this matter yes i got i got the flame i got the flame do you want to make the portal yeah i’ll make

It make gummy i’m going to kill the cows i’m going to the cows and get some food yeah i guess food ah there you go there you go oh dude i’m killing so many cows oh my god yeah pretty much don’t come come come come okay okay perfect perfect how did

You do that so quick how did you do this that was slow i i you should do it though okay okay all right come on do the portal light it up light it bro you didn’t give me the flint bro oh i have the flame still my back idiot

Idiot bro hey i’m my head what do you mean i would jump into it oh quick in case you need it i’m gonna get some wood i’m gonna get some wood so much gold what do you mean i i rated the thingy oh oh i forgot yeah the ocean monument oh

My god um i’m looking for a piglet there’s no piglets here oh no i found one i found one i’ll just start trading then yeah yeah yeah yeah i’ll kill the i’ll kill the blades out of the blades here take this take this oh i dropped it oops why did you

I’m sorry bro just go and get the cheese wait i just got bro oh my god oh my god i’m fighting what what did you get what do you mean diamonds wait are you cheating right now maybe maybe maybe i don’t know my guy i got i got a pp protector you

What are you talking about i don’t have time for i don’t have time for jokes bro pee-pee protector and the description she says protect your jewels jewels bro what are you even talking about yes okay i got my first place raw bro i’m killing the place

Well this is me royce this is too funny like you’re missing out you’re actually missing out you see this achievement how did you get covered me with diamonds bro bro bro that’s cursed that is so cursed hey bro you want some diamonds there you go

What do you mean oh i don’t know who what’s happening but this is kind of sick this guy’s actually cursed this guy’s actually cursed wait what are you talking what is he doing here he just killed himself bro bro wait what did you get what’s on that sword what’s on that

Sword bro it’s sharpness 69 what i attack you can i attack you wait forget that forget that we need to go to the fortress how many blazers i already have i you realize i’m the one who’s gonna be paying you a thousand dollars so if you don’t do this video

Wait i don’t care about these people i get a sick video of this what are you doing no give me give me are you recording right now photo slay bro yeah what does late let me see what you’re talking about don’t quit you idiot wait what it was a one-shot

Danny look at that look at that attack look at that attack what the balls wait oh danny dude they’re not even healing us they’re not even attacking us okay let’s go let’s go wait drop me your enterprise drop me your enterprise i i have the thingies i have

I have 12 for you oh my god oh okay dude let’s go let’s go pogba there’s no way hold on i have an idea but we need a dispenser uh why do we need to dispense of my guy bro we need to get to the oh i found one

Quiff i found the dispenser yes oh my god let’s go let’s go move move move dude dude we don’t know what we’re doing we don’t have time okay okay make me a lever make me a lever do you have a lever or a vine or something or something

I can make one i’ve got a bone make a button there you go bro i don’t know what’s going on okay hold on i need you to press the button i need to press button here i’m putting the lucky butt crack sword even though it’s a hoe what in

There press the button no the creeper okay sick keep pressing the button i’ll defend the creepers i’ll defend from the creepers wait keep going keep going keep going okay okay are you is it working wait okay yes i got it yes okay wait hold on hold on i only have 14.

I’m putting the isa vendor in there come on wait wait how much do you have how much do you have i free okay drop me them dropping them that’s enough that’s 17. show me all your problems so confused bro we don’t have time do you want a thousand dollars or not okay

No no don’t don’t jump down bro don’t quit quick are you serious quit quiet are you serious i’m going down die i’m doing so bad you are so old my brain cells have left me dude dude wait wait what are you talking i need your brain cells come on come on come down

Get your stuff we don’t have time bro come on come on we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go wait it’s not working quiff what are you doing are you telling me bro wait what’s going on wait wait wait wait what the hell is this

Wait what go in come on come on come on bro we’re going where dude stop quiv wait do you still have a lucky butt crack sword oh you’re in you’re in to be honest i don’t even know what to expect at this point he’s right there he’s right there

Quick quick quip it doesn’t matter doesn’t matter lucky ball crack plug him up get in here get in here come on we have one shot at this we have one shot this quick we’re more than one shot bro come on come on come on and come on hit him hit him yes

Yeah wait what i died it’s at 14 minutes the next day trolling aside what did you think about the cursed speed running bro no no no no i was so confused once i saw my iron was auto smoking bro i was that was the confusing oh my god

At that point i don’t even care about the speed room bro i want to find out what’s going on with that said if you guys enjoyed oh yeah and quick no i i wasn’t kidding i’m not actually but if you enjoyed leave a like subscribe peace gamers any last words quick