Schmozzle – US Presidents Play Modded Minecraft 43 (The Abyss)

Welcome back Gamers to another god tier episode of modded Minecraft last time I unfortunately had to get rid of my pool since it was leaking into my living room and those particles are extremely annoying so I’m gonna have to figure out what I’m gonna put up on the second

Floor of my house but today I want to go to the abyss Dimension because it sounds pretty cool I’m up for exploring a new dimension how do you go there uh let’s see here you have to summon a Wither in the nether oh for sake I already

Had to get wither skulls and summon that three times I don’t want to have to defeat it a fourth time calm down bro I don’t think you have to actually kill it you just gotta summon it to get the realm Stone oh well then that’s not that bad well what the

are those things in the water oh I didn’t know there were clams in this mod pack yes Joe your sister was in fact added to the game you Jesus Christ why did they have to add poisonous eggplants to the nether it’s so annoying I

I think today I’m gonna go find a jungle and craft one of those tropical hives bro you did that in the last time we played yeah and you said it was too complicated to craft or something so you gave up oh I forgot now what the do

I do today well in modded Minecraft your options are as endless as the confusion within your speeches but you could embark on an Epic Quest navigating treacherous terrain and battling fearsome creatures like your mom cause who boy is she a creature but knowing you you’ll take the Joe approach and

Wander aimlessly collecting materials like a very stupid squirrel on a caffeine high shut up you Dingus oh maybe I’ll craft one of these magic beans who needs to climb a beanstalk to meet a giant when you got Donald shut up dick face all right I gotta find a bunch

Of animals so I can get some food first so I can kill a bunch of wither skeletons without dying a million times here’s a challenge how about you go vegan in Minecraft for a day how about no okay so I gotta find a village and steal all their crops then find jungle

To get some melons hopefully the size of the melons Barracks mom had and then a pumpkin why the do you always gotta crack a detailed mom joke every goddamn sentence Joe do you just forget how many times you’ve done a Your mom joke wait when did I say your mom joke literally

10 seconds ago huh I don’t remember saying one was it funny dude nothing you say is funny the only thing funny about you is your face hey oh good I found Joe’s mother come on man I don’t want to come on a man that’s barrick’s job Jesus Christ can you nerds be mature

For one session can your husband Michelle be a woman for once too shut the up Donald now I’ve been meaning to search this one thing up oh Portal guns are in this mod pack now how do you craft them oh Jesus Christ I need a goddamn

Nether star well at least I could kill two birds with one stone by getting the abyss realm Stone and nether star for the portal gun wait why would you kill a bird with a stone that sounds so rude oh my God Joe do you literally not know any

Idioms hey stop calling me an idiot well you are but I said idiom not Idiot you idiot all right hopefully that’s enough meat to go to the nether I wonder if Michelle gives Barrack enough meat shut your old ass face Joe oh good I found a fortress

So did I you want to bet another diamond block to see who gets to the abyss first nah dude I’d rather just play the game and chillax oh so you’re chicken no dude you’re chicken because you probably ate so much KFC that you turned into literal chicken and maybe that’s why the color

Of your face has such an orange Hue now you’re just too to lose to me if I could have ran a third time I wouldn’t have lost you fake news oh what’s happening don’t tell me another tornado just formed calm your old ass down homie I turned off tornadoes and

Cyclones so it’s probably just rain I’m surprised sleepy Joe even remembered a tornado happened wait what’s this about a tornado I forget what I was talking about oh for sake it’s almost cartoonish how your brain works it’s hard to believe this is how bad your memory memory shut up whoa I just found

Climbing gloves in this nether chest oh yeah those things are great good maybe you could lend me those climbing gloves so it’s easier to climb your mom tonight Barrick how about instead you climb a ladder of coherent thoughts because you’re fresh out of those at least the

Amount of coherent thoughts Joe has is equal to the amount of penises that is on his actual life oh my lord I can’t tell if that was an insult or a compliment Jesus Christ this is so annoying oh there’s a blaze here I gotta

Mind my way out come on get me out of here Jesus Christ I’ve had enough of this crap oh oh thank God I still don’t take fall damage for whatever reason how the do you not take fall damage are you hacking no I noticed last session

When I fell from The Ether I didn’t take damage it must be the boots that I’m wearing or some whoa I think I just found a new biome oh there’s magic wood here I don’t know what’s so magical about it but I guess I’ll collect it anyway oh cool it’s blue well speaking

Of the color blue it would be nice if every time your mom walked outside the earthquakes on the Richter Scale could go down to Blue instead of red but she’s not dropping any weight anytime soon would be nice if you dropped a few hundred soon too I’m 215 pounds of

Awesomeness I’d bet the fattest stack of cash that you’re a lot fatter than that shut the up okay well I got the three wither skulls now I just gotta spawn this no way you got him already yeah well I did well what the is this dude Metal Slug

In Flames all nearby enemies on impact that sounds pretty epic and these trades are cheaper than Barracks mom shut up let’s go I got the Wither skulls now I just got to get some Soul Sand and I’ll be going into the abyss how about you going to a gym I

Can’t because the last time I went into one and saw a bunch of huge sweaty guys it reminded me too much of your husband can you two literally find anything else to insult besides my wife and mother no besides there’s a lot to work with can I put this dude in a boat

Oh nice I can now I just got to bring him home and keep him in my house so that I have infinite cheap trades ah Joe the master of bringing random strangers home and hoping they’ll give you a good deal that sounded a bit R-rated I know

Right let’s go I got the abyss realm Stone but I’m not even going to try killing the Wither because I don’t need another star yeah well unfortunately I do so I can craft the portal gun I want what does it do it shoots portals what else do you think it

Would do oh well it could you know do the thing so yeah bro what Damn that sounds like the kind of music that would play at the beginning of a documentary of Joe’s life clown music oh yeah that would work too boating in this boring ass ocean is making me sleepy just wake the up God I’m sick of killing this in this series

This place is pretty cool I guess everything is as red as Joe’s face when he tries to explain something but it’s good you didn’t make a deal on who would get to the abyss first Barrack since you would owe me a block of netherite netherite doesn’t exist in this

Version Donald I could always add a netherrite mod can you add a mod that makes boats faster this is so slow just like your brain oh can’t believe they added Barrack’s Aunt why does everything have to be about my goddamn family can’t we talk about more intelligent topics that’s hard to do

When we’re playing with Joe that’s true oh shut up you nerds oh what do I do now how am I gonna get this dude up that giant Mountain the size of Don’s mother without a lead I guess I’m just gonna have to hope to find some

Spiders in this cave so I can craft a fishing rod wait what the holy come on I’m almost there die you stupid God damn it this game sucks just get better at the game loser oh haha looks like you need to get better too bro you died from a vanilla

Boss whereas I just died from a more overpowered mob in a new dimension whatever nerd let’s go I finally killed that son of a now I can check out the abyss dimension holy crap that sounds creepy as yeah I know Joe is I was talking about

The abyss portal sound oh okay oh good I found a spider now I can try getting a fishing rod let’s go there’s another one okay that was some strange movement speaking of strange movement you always seem to have strange movement when you’re speaking in public that’s because

He never knows where to go when he’s done not true I’m usually just looking around for an ice cream truck how about this Joe to save the environment we ban all vehicles that way it’s impossible for ice cream trucks to bring you ice cream so you stop polluting the Earth

With your all over the place when you can’t make it to the toilet I will never let that happen on my watch bro you can’t even watch an auto racing event without falling asleep huh so this is what the abyss looks like it’s kind of like I just walked into the stranger

Things Dimension I heard the sixth season will be all about Joe and his family it will be the strangest and horrific season yet For what the was that I use the money I made off of my mug shot to pay someone to make a stranger things intro but it’s a Joe Biden Edition that would truly be the creepiest season yet though also why does this tree have eyeballs on it because this Dimension is

Supposed to be a bloody and gory themed Dimension this is what the nether should have been honestly okay get the up here why the isn’t this working did you try getting the dude out of the boat first no but I’m gonna try that out now

God damn it I hate this game why is it so difficult getting this up the hill what the is this toxic block oh I’m gonna have to get some of these for something funny in the future this is getting so annoying how do I get this to my house

Why do you keep him in a boat go back home craft a lead and then come back and lead him all the way to your base but that sounds like so much work lazy all right fine I’ll just Waypoint this area where I’ll leave this guy at and

Then I’ll go back home and get some string because I doubt any more spiders will spawn in that tiny cave or you could just go into a different cave it’s not like spiders are rare I don’t really want to deal with the other mobs that could spawn this oh for sake Joe

Whoa what the hell is this too bad I didn’t bring a pickaxe with me because these Bloodstone bar bricks look pretty sick all right this lead better work okay I guess that’s it who the would need an eye block in Minecraft blind people oh my God this is so

Annoying how the hell do you always put random mobs in my house so easily Barrick that’s for me to know and you to most likely never figure out without me telling you just tell me nope all right I think I’m done with the abyss for

Today I want to figure out what I should put up on the second part of my base since the pool is leaking like Joe when he eats too much ice cream yeah I’m Gonna Leave the abyss too because I want to craft my portal gun oh I came

Through Don’s portal oh so this is your electric fence uh it’s not really that effective Donald it will be when I make it 10 blocks tall still unnecessary but okay so you kidding me I gotta get this down over this mountain the size of Barrack’s mother shut up you sleepy Bozo

Oh I know I’ll start a flower farm up there where my pool was starting with these lilacs wow so manly done in your pants and saying word salads in public ain’t that manly either sleepy Joe yeah yeah whatever let’s go I finally got the portal gun good for you nerd oh

Mining into the mountain was a bad idea all right let’s test this out foreign get over here wait what the no damn it you’ve got to be kidding me I wasted all that time and just so he could die now I gotta get the grass down there to

Gradually spread to my flower garden so it turns into grass holy this thing is op hey guys can we record again tomorrow I gotta go to a fancy restaurant with Jill Dairy Queen is a fancy neither is McDonald’s but you go there every goddamn day as a billionaire Thank you