Shocking: Aphmau’s Unhelpful Commentary

Apologies in advance to anyone with ears watching this right so I’ve decided to torture both myself and you guys once again by watching some more apma videos I put up a community poll asking which one you wanted to see and given my audience’s obsession with murder waifus

It was pretty obvious which one was going to get picked so let’s not put this off any longer than I have to this is AFM went super psycho why are you running around with this hot bar you have five diamonds four emeralds and two tools with one durability

Left we just everyone talking over each other makes it impossible to understand what any of them are saying this is a common theme in this Video the skeleton hoglin decides to take out the support of the bridge before immediately jumping on it also if a skeleton could break this bridge then FM definitely should have we can leave that’s the here we go no wait no this drop is not big enough to kill a player

At full health they just threw me away like I was nothing they always do that all the time then why do you spend any time around them killing you once should be a good enough reason to stay the hell away from these people at least my puppy

Will always be here for me why is the dog hidden behind a secret wall it’s time to get my revenge what’s that noise huh hello why like honestly from a writing perspective why did this happen she was already going to go kill everybody there is literally no reason for

This can’t believe you’ve done These Eyes try to look intimidating but just end up looking really stupid the same thing go feel random stack of books survives the rocket launcher blast exactly what they’ve done to me the entire point of this ominous black chest was to change her outfit also it

Glitches through the wall okay just in case a tries to get a Revenge this idiot decides to build a wall in front of his window not his door when did you get here about 5 seconds ago great well I should be going now uh bye you don’t chase him up there

Why exactly too bad what about this AAU chooses to destroy the half of the house that doesn’t contain the guy she’s trying to kill also that’s not how physics Works got to run this piece of glass breaks twice I can go this way running why are you running also why did

You decide to run into the only place where you could get cornered clearly those books are just for show oh an accident you mean like this Cleavers do not work very well as throwing knives also this camera angle I just flew out of my head he had a netherite sword and

Chose not to fight back back seriously it would have taken less effort to make this more believable and destroying house my senses SL kill command take some time to kick in here to get rid of his house there we go oh half male fails to throw

A painting into a fire 1 Meer in front of her professional Minecrafter ladies and gentlemen say first off your half your house is missing second off I got your share of the loot from mab random blue sheep makes an appearance Chas all right Pier’s photo is next you

Already had this photo on you why did you go back to the remains of your house also why do you need the photo in the first place now to see what he’s been up this L ass Cuts in with no warning that’s not how Sound Works it’s hard to

Forget where you live Pierce I can kind of tell it’s your house oh I know it is the most beautiful house in the hub there’s no way she’ll forget this house curse these talented hands you used wool as support pillars there is nothing talented about those hands h I think

That’s not how matter works also the door reaches all the way to the floor so she shouldn’t be able to get in anyway can’t get in here the perspective shifts are very awkward I see you’re exactly right off they felt the need to caption this one word well look at that yeah I’m

Not falling for that nope wait you’re not you didn’t fall for it but you let him get away Anyway please have mercy this is not the position to beg for mercy in also there is a diamond axe in your hand whatever serve your right Pierce oh oh no annoying subscribe but in the middle of the video is annoying get out of there please you’re both being dramatic ah yes

Dramatic that’s right so either you calm down now or I’m sending you back to your spawn point young lady this guy becomes fal’s dad for no reason let me just do one little thing real quick I’m not afraid of uh M sheep time to find my next Target for what this cut is

Incredibly jarring oh K this is the most awkward kitchen ever made actually this whole house is very awkward H any secret doors or something maybe this this bookshelf AAU read the script and figured out exactly where the hidden room would be I’m so glad you’re here I’m so sorry for

What happened to you mhm wait really you are uh yeah this girl needs a lesson in how to hide sarcasm wait did that work seriously and one in keeping him mouth shut whatever it was just a Minecraft death what if I break you instead no no no no no don’t do that either

You should she throws a bottle of water I just want to say I am truly sorry more useless captioning also AAU actually believes this for a second time wow you had it Kim bloodless PG deaths I wish someone would just apologize and actually mean it that’s not how

Minecraft Works o oh I forgot Ian oh that’s right who the hell spells Ian like that and let see you put this over here I put it over there I want to put it everywhere this idiot doesn’t notice the massive black puddle that just slid in front of him you mean these seven

Blocks they’re kind of mine now what oh come on what did I ever do to you this man has the foresight of a ham Sandwich there we go you missed how exactly does this Revenge magic work she shot the beam at the house which remained completely untouched but it formed a perfect hole underneath it for it to drop through make it make sense is my TNT wait a minute bye a this camera angle is

Terrible we can’t see what happens at all at least my revenge is complete but there’s still 7 minutes left on this video also this laugh why you on the Block oh well you didn’t say broke all your boxs Robbie this guy forgot that afma put him into

The block stay still I got you quick stop her everyone happens to be watching the well at this exact point yeah I love nerd who loves potions also carries around a rocket launcher all right all right guys fire on my count of three ready the blast from this distance would kill all of

You blockman read the script and Sor he needed to die here so he jumped directly into the TNT hello don’t worry Pierce we got her you also killed him anyway so what was the Point that’s it that’s been it about seven times already about this was this again run run my little so now she can spawn in the things she was running from before did a just screw up the first time and spawn one in and if that’s the case and these lot had every

Right to let her die looks like you won’t get away from me that easily you are currently standing still and letting them get away this ugly ass cobblestone house I’m putting things together you should be able to understand that right oh that makes sense I’ll give you a little bit

Of time then needless padding for more ads may be acceptable in an a mail video but it isn’t here and that’s about it we’ve confirmed once again that A’s videos are hot garbage and I’ve lost several hundred brain cells if you’ve made it to the end of the video first

Off thanks and second off here’s a little hint to what happens Next welcome to the UNH helpful commentary Channel versary at the number one spot my best video of the year has to go to and here’s a shout out to the person who made me realize that I could do YouTube myself I’m probably going to be more personal now than I’ve ever been online