SHOCKING: Discover the most HIDEOUS minecraft villagers!

Minecraft villagers are ugly but just how ugly can a villager get well i got most of the resource packs available for better condition of the game so let’s find out hello pixel riffs from the minecraft survival guide hello zlata xp of everything else in minecraft i am never

Invited to anything fun shush anyhow are you familiar with uh this picture um oh gosh yes no i have i have seen this one the uh the photorealistic resource pack of my nightmares yes well what if i told you that for the low price of i don’t actually know you can get

Something like that but in minecraft i bought not every resource pack on minecraft marketplace but 39 of them at the very least which might be too many that’s too many as somebody who never uses resource packs that’s definitely 39 too many everything like every single recent spike that i have

Have at least some sort of a spin on the villagers but also some of them are indeed hd yeah yes i’m looking forward to this and yeah i i find it funny that you’ve chosen to this particular subject to distract us from the hermitcraft recap for this week i

Have prepared a special world to showcase i have every kind of a villager i have every kind of a profession for them uh the first part i want us to take a look at is clarity now i love the clarity resource pack primarily because once you exit the settings and it actually applies

First thing you see is a blurred out like this starting screen was unfit for human eyes and has now been censored the russo itself is not bad i don’t remember what villagers are liking it oh no oh gosh all right first of all these villagers have seen some things it’s it’s

It’s very specifically that when they look at you it’s fine yeah but when they’re not focused specifically on the player there’s just this yeah they have a thousand mile stare there’s a there’s a general tone of sadness just looking at their workstation being like oh yes another

Day another dollar why are you sniffing him also the cleric looks like he’s been out in the sun too long i don’t feel like that’s necessarily a skin tone thing that’s like somebody who’s been on the beach for far too long that’s like gently roasted is what those villages

Have been that’s the thing i actually do really appreciate some resource packs we’ll see really give the diversity of like skin color a really good honest go and that’s brilliant that’s great the problem here is that the regular villagers here already look like potatoes oh also the the ravager is an experience also

I feel like they don’t necessarily look angry anymore they just look disappointed i’m very parental stuff i’m so glad that this ravager decided to sniff the cartographer the moment we showed up because his face is a genuine plot twist you look from this angle it’s a perfectly fine minecraft ravager you look from

Here and he’s just i never asked for this bonus round oh my gosh yeah so something tells me this is not the the most tragedy we all witnessed today absolutely not next stop i think we’re gonna tone it down we need to tone it down quite a bit better

Default puts a spin on it by trying to make regular minecraft but like not so anyway um if anything they have less texture than normal villagers they’re like they’re surprisingly smooth and i feel like that’s that’s okay polished anyhow next one is rusty you’d think that it’s an hd

One it’s not is this rasters in one 1v1 me on rust that game inspired i don’t know why it’s called that way except oh wait that’s why i like the fact that go go back to the armorer for a second he has a welding mask that also takes

His nose into account now if that’s not good attention to detail then i don’t know what is like you’ve got to protect it when your nose is drooping down over your chin yeah absolutely so it’s a it’s a safety hazard which yes apparently what rust as a resuspect does is makes

All the villagers rusty and also osha compliant uh that being said what the what happened here yeah i don’t even want to look at these for any longer than is necessary we had one where the colors uh the tone shift worked out really really well and one where i would not say so

They are a little bit too uh too well done for me personally for my taste there is a distinct change in the rough textures reese’s pack which why would you call your reese’s park rafi well you never know some people like that if it’s a little rough around the

Edges maybe it’s named for that dog in the bottom right hand corner speaking of the dog um oh no what’s happened what like that’s a shepherd what the hell happened here yeah i mean is it the plushie is it the fursuit we’ve got the uh the two the stacked

Eyes the two tall eyes on these villages so they have uh the cod head aesthetic yeah it’s uh it’s nicer i wanna say that they have just something more amicable about them because of that however something they did to these villagers immediately makes my impression that they made them

Somehow even more bold yeah there’s there’s a there’s a lot up there i mean personally i think it’s the eyebrows they had just a tiny bit of hair on their face and this resuspect decided no they could have left less yeah yeah exactly they’ve definitely made the eyebrows a lot more flesh-toned

Yeah except for yeah there’s a couple of them that are clearly trying to hide it they’ve got like the different different hats there yeah the ravager though i have questions it’s like little little squinting ravagers it’s kind of cute in a way well it’s front facing eyes so we know

That it’s a predator at least yeah exactly right it doesn’t have to worry about what’s coming up on the right or left yeah oh though like oh yeah yeah no that’s that’s the one we need to talk about what is this is this jojo hat you’ve got on

I’m afraid we found her carmen san diego after all this time that’s a unique model that’s nice and that’s a thing that people can do with versus box on better conditions without the need of optifine or any other mods is they can apply custom models to things which is where the motor

Textures hd which fun actually takes to a certain level with villagers specifically also my world for this is named handsome squidward is it named after is it named after this pack not this no i guess not no not at all actually this is the least handsome

Squidward one and the one that like at the same time makes the most sense but kinda doesn’t look it you know yeah i mean they’ve removed the weird long noses in favor of giving everybody the same sunglasses aside from the cartographer everybody is very cool except for that guy yeah exactly that

One guy i mean even the pillager i mean come on like the pillager has his own set of shades oh no no no no come on that’s just unfair and cruel who have stuffed this ravager into a suit for a start like it’s got a belt it’s clearly

A regular man why is he on all fours yeah that’s my concern you know that one image of like you know where do you put a pair of jeans on a dog over the back half does it go up all four legs from underneath it’s like we finally solved

That problem and we’ve also given him shoes but only on the back feet how would the ravager wear armor the answer is it would wear it but it wouldn’t display you have to you have to dispense it with a dispenser okay tiny fruit prince is actually very interesting

Because this is a h resource pack not hd down scaling so that that’s that’s what the d is for this is some zlo xp 2018 kinda crap this is 480p videos on one hand uh lower resolution textures i remember at some point at least were useful in java minecraft for making the

Game run better on the other it it’s just fun to restylize minecraft around you know a lower resolution make it even more kind of old-school and most textures in this pack i really really like and then the villagers they’ve stolen their eyes yeah i don’t think that the

Brown dots staring into your souls wait a way where the way to go i will give them this the noses are maybe even better than the regular minecraft ones this is a good compromise just stick a single pixel the the brown dots i i i read them because i’m used to like the

Normal proportions of villager faces i kind of read them as just like rosy cheeks but now you point out that the brown dots are eyes it’s they turn the villagers into a race of like mole people because like the noses don’t even droop it’s like the noses stick straight out not just that

Pigs look when they look to our side you can see that the eyes actually spread to the side of their head yeah like again they are prey animals and also the nose the nose is in the middle still so it’s like it crosses over between two pixels which is good

Because the alternative would be to have it either aligned to the left or to the right and i don’t want either of those these these villagers have also seen some things but they’ve seen them in like a wider field of view also anyhow there was a creative decision here and um

He’s got the whole world on his head this is almost a disappointment we hit a very interesting reese’s pack it’s called jolly craft now drawing craft itself is pretty quality product i want to say but someone liked it enough to demand an hd version oh no and then

This is where we go off the rails slightly yeah right that’s pretty good this is pretty solid right yeah i mean you got you got a a variety of characters at least you’ve got facial hair you’ve got some yeah some pretty distinct i like how jeff the dude lebowski is like the last

The cartographer’s just off to have a white russian and i like how it moves separately from his face it’s it’s an independent layer that’s so good the mole noses are back and this is an interesting decision because they’ve they’ve really made them look more kind of pinocchio-like in this pattern yeah

And i wanna know if that’s okay people you are just you are obstructing the investigation you do realize that right now yep okay so what this resource pack does and that’s incredibly clever to keep it honest these are vanilla minecraft models they just removed every pixel except for

The top pixel on the side on every side and the full top top of the nose and the rest of them are just transparent yeah this time this is the closest these people ever came to having actual nostrils the australian singular that would be the weirdest way to have a

Nose would just be like to just hoover everything up through one trans vacuum cleaner effectively anyhow the elojas are also looking really good uh the walker took the brunt of it it seems the the the pillager is just like the most handsome one we’ve seen so far i’ve been

Oh absolutely this is straight up aragorn son of araforn yeah he’s like a full-on chad and i respect that the witch though the witch might be my favorite texture in the entire pack now let’s go look at them in hd oh gosh this is i’m bracing myself already

Oh there we go we’ve already seen an upgrade yep like okay they had a second chance at life right and they still made cobblestone checkerboards oh it’s it’s very alice in wonderland to me there’s just something about that that i’m like yeah i don’t vlog with it for cobblestone for sure

That’s like texture not for cobble though yeah deepside tiles look more like this than than this looks like cobblestone you will be delighted to find out that my note for this race is spark reads and i quote please don’t smile yeah it’s um it’s a good look for most of

Them i gotta say like this is not as bad as it could have been and i i like the the two on the left hand side are like the detectives from tintin who keep arresting him for not doing the stuff which like why aren’t you wearing pants though

You’re a fisherman you’re going to catch so many bacteria no exist you don’t understand he’s had to roll his pants up so that he doesn’t get them wet when he has to wade out into the river um what he doesn’t understand is that the river is going to be a meter

Deep regardless of what he does my main concern about all of this i mean aside from the cleric who has clearly joined some sort of like dark fraternity um is the fact that like whenever you change professions presumably that changes the villagers oh yeah absolutely you do not want to see a person

Uh upscale from a farmer and into a cartographer yeah i’m gonna say there’s like an elaborate hair and makeup table somewhere that’s like that’s the the missing 14th villager professional out of every orifice this is obligatory cameo by green oh no aragorn actually made it out fine

Um yeah he’s he’s got like the the the crooked teeth problem and the witch is there i guess so yeah jolly craft fun ruses why is the grass diagonal you can’t give strong patterns to textures that like repeat themselves so much it’s going to be tight it’s like you get tired of this

In 10 seconds okay one cool thing they changed the clouds oh and the sun as well like that’s that’s what that’s charming this will get out the next one doesn’t help uh yeah it’s called super cute oh looking forward to that one i know right so you load it in and again appreciate

The menu change also my eyes oh god my eyes it burns oh and yeah welcome to um everyone’s five nights at freddy’s [Laughter] the illegals are far too cute right for a resource pack that’s meant to be cute it’s like look at these smiling woodland creatures that will kill you without a

Second thought yeah they’re just roaming the countryside demanding money no you’re not allowed to live so the fun thing that this ruse’s pack actually really really does is if you look closely at their arms you will notice that those are actually short front paws holding various objects yeah that’s comfortable to do things

This guy has a wrench yes no point points for for creativity there it’s um oh my god oh my god oh my god peach for this reese’s puck right make their legs shorter but give them stilts [Laughter] so they’re all just still walking around the entire yeah let’s see the variants

Because holy crap oh wow okay there’s there’s panda versions of them yep so the savannah guys are pandas the jungle boys are pink monkeys the tigers once are i think they look like saint bernards yeah i think they’re kind of golden retriever-esque and like why did you not

Make one of them a tiger like that just kind of makes perfect sense to me the snow ones are just foxes which is very awkward now that foxes are in the game yeah no this we’re getting into a very like why does goofy have pluto on a lead kind of territory with this

The swamp once i actually didn’t figure out what the hell are they are supposed to be they look like twitter to me yeah i mean they are twitter yeah no these are these look like blue gulls almost or something like something along those lines it’s the yellow like

Why in the swamp but then you look at the swamp and it’s yeah uh-huh they knew how to make frogs why didn’t they make the swamp once into a frog i also like the fact that the witch is doing what the other villagers are doing and he’s holding a potion bottle already

Oh that’s a potion well i thought that was a glass but then again why would you call the glass sideways just holding a holding a wine glass horizontally and being like look let’s have a little bit of pollen cleanser from what i remember uh majestic is the russo spark that

Didn’t do much with the villagers except for like there i there was one particular change but i don’t remember what oh oh yeah i remember now they’ve removed the noses no one has smelled the thing in this village for absolute age wait a minute how how are your glasses work also this guy

Does have a nose it’s the it’s the one guy who’s like it’s the nitwit who’s stolen steve’s face oh my god what the heck what happened to you the rest of him is fine but this is the scariest thing i’ve seen in this game this is worse than debuter

Yeah that’s that’s a lot it’s the ravages should not have even teeth i think that’s the only thing i need to learn from this one well them not glowing will help there’s there’s a better take there’s a better take on the no-nos villager which is good because in

Places it’s more detailed well in others not but the villagers though i’m getting major zf vibes from from all of this right before we found it the zed of dimension so the thing about them all being zed-off is that this fella here has a second mouth implying that those are actually mustaches

I mean it could be um yeah either you’ve got a beard the same color as your lips at which point you probably need to see a doctor about one thing or the other thing he has to he has two mouths and he must hair okay i have a question about this one

Where does a ravager go for dentistry this one has a gold tooth specifically you ever tried to make like a pets take a medicine i feel like you’ve just got a you’ve got to get an illusioner to like blind it temporarily so it doesn’t see you coming with the gold too okay okay

They stunned it with a shield and had a very small window of opportunity softbeats is an entire genre of versus box it’s uh resource packs that make it they make everything much smoother they make uh first when i saw them they were like ocd resource packs another referred to like a stuff that

Tries to make everything look more like the minecraft trailer and and once again kind of goes with the 8×8 aesthetic yes very much like trying to make it a little bit more plastic a little bit nicer looking it fails it this one succeeds except why wouldn’t you make

The dirt seamless though yeah tiling dirt is just not something i can get on with nevertheless in my notes this is called zed of dimension but worse it really is there’s just like there’s something to for a start the fact that all of their faces are beveled so it makes them feel

Even more cubic where the other ones felt more like potatoes these feel very much like cube people but this one rectangles come to life so on the topic of their noses i simply must while we’re at it because like the villager not having a nose apparently pretty flipping bad like There’s not a whole lot you can do to resolve that people complain about their about hostility looking with the giant nose they look worse without one allow me to introduce wonderlust which gives you a compromise yeah this one’s actually got like flared nostrils and everything not more subtle

But it is more muted and yeah holy crap we found him oh dear god oh god oh and how did i never see a ravager on disrespect this is literally just the hd cow the eyes are too real and that’s the problem it’s like you’ve given the eyes

A little bit of shine and glisten that’s it for the normy resource packs minecraft oh no now we’re getting into aged real like true hg for spark i’m talking big chunks says i’m talking 128 by 128. i’m gonna start with uh pure bd craft because it’s one of the first

Resource packs that like ever been really successful it’s the one that makes everything more comicbooky what i really appreciated about it back in the day when i first encountered it is that it had a lot of imagination i mean that’s a choice like you’ve got you’ve got some tall ears on these guys

For a start yeah so i like it when the villagers are not the same species as the the player that seems intentional on the part of minecraft so don’t be nails yeah it’s fine them still doing the kinda it feels a little bit out of place especially for respect that

Has been notorious for uh using adding different sounds they did have a different sound to villagers do you know why they removed it uh pass okay so you see this guy uh-huh does he remind you of any particular copyrighted character yeah yeah a little bit a little bit there’s

Certainly a cert uh there’s an amount of tuscan raider in there yes yeah they differentiated him enough in my opinion from the copyrighted stuff uh and also i don’t care i’m not a copyright lawyer i’m not gonna tell tuttle on this is not the only case of them referencing star wars they

Originally made the all the villagers in their resource pack not only resemble the javas the job jobs however they also made them speak in the exact same size uh-huh yeah so like was the mo they incredibly annoying and they only had that one sound bite that sound alone made it unbearable for

Me to use this reese’s pack yeah fair enough fair enough i can see that so just for the record the ravager is um yeah yeah again with like the the highland cow look is is like i’m kind of fine with it i i like a a shaggy fringe that an animal can

Barely see out of i presume those are nostrils and not eyes yeah i was about to ask you like what’s your way nostrils or eyes no i think that’s it seems to have a good idea of the proportions i’m pretty sure that’s a nose however there are variants oh no oh what

Have they done are those the desert villages those are the desert villagers and i mean i i get that maybe they’re lizards because they’re cold blooded why are they camouflaged for water then if the desert ones are lizards what are going to be the swamp ones swan buns look like snapping turtles is

What i’m getting from yeah and that’s a good approach honestly there’s nothing really i hate about any of these subspecies i hate the elves they look so smug i hate them um Out of all of these again they’ve got the thousand-yard stare which is always very good i feel like i appreciate the one with the eye patch the most like he’s the one who i respect out of all of these the one with the eye patch has

Like has seen some things and decided he wanted to see half as many things buddy craft for me is has always been a recent spark that in autoface demonstrates just how much can be done with resource packs in minecraft how imaginative it can be chroma heals i mostly remember as a

Resource pack that demonstrates that maybe sometimes you shouldn’t do it so chroma heals please ignore the minor spoilers scrolling by the screen is a very high resolution resource pack my note for this says moisturize me [Laughter] how square jawed people can be and then and then there’s this yes this friend

Looks to me like at the same time the best looking out of all of them and the worst look you know to follow them somehow yeah it’s the fact that you can’t see where the beard goes okay this though look at look at the both of them not the beards the eyes

I get that humans people are generally kind of human shape so all sorts of body proportions exist but this is like the the two polar extremes in a character creator in like dark souls or i was about to say this is mean dark souls wiggling the the ice ice distance slider left and

Right uh-huh uh-huh and laughing hysterically oh my god no it’s just the face is so big it’s like you’ve got the in the entire face has to fit underneath the hat and so if you take the hat away the forehead must be giant yet there is no room for the chin

And like the the eyebrows should not start halfway down the face it looks like something that’s trying to mimic a friendly human face yeah yeah it’s it’s very very uncanny valley and the fact that you’ve got all of those lines and stuff in their faces but then

Those never have any chance to change look at the cartographer just leering over at you from over there that was at least trying to mimic a friendly human this one’s not even trying he despises you through and through okay uh there are not many variants through the

Biomes not any really it’s just just the clothing which is not that interesting my point is i’ve never seen pillagers okay what [Laughter] oh no oh my gosh well yeah i mean the butt on the heart is kind of fun but the rest of it is the bat on the

Hat says alternate universe batman to me the rest of it says alternate universe shrek i’m not happy about either of these this is something that would show up in the minecraft creepypasta [Laughter] i’m trying to think of who this reminds me of okay how can someone so bold

Still look like a pantene pro v commercial yeah absolutely he uses an entire bottle just on the eyebrows how can someone produce this makes something as amazing as this ravager though this is it’s a ravager before hoglands were a thing right so and and and like this is kind of pre-empting

Hogland in such a a big way extra tusks extra nose it’s got additional cars it is currently actually farting on the cartographer which i also appreciate yes hundred percent the cartographer a quick palette cleanser oh yes with something that i adore with the entirety of my heart jamison the creator on twitter

Please i beg of you be cool be awesome i love this resource pack the only ever criticism i can address to it is it’s a little bit too pastel and it updates a little bit too infrequently but you know being one person updating it can hold against them your art is

Great love it but also it’s hilarious in every way possible yeah zigzag is one of the ones that i’ve downloaded to showcase resource packs on java edition before and yes and and for good reason because there’s just so much character in all of these i mean aside from the fact that

They all look like kenny from south park [Laughter] i think at least they’ve got the kind of the ragtag plains villager civilization they look about as scared of the player as they should be because yes that was a player to say it yeah capable of exactly

I was about to say they look so distraught by everything in life and they should be yeah and considering the half of the time a villager’s job is to sit in an iron farm being constantly scared by zombies it kind of makes sense yes it just looks so silly

Yeah that’s good that’s like that’s the the level of gravitas a ravages should have the illagers are oh yes oh man that looks like something out of worms or that looks like they remind me of an adam’s family somehow and yes that’s kind of how i see it which is just delightful

Yeah the witch the witch is far too good the fact that the eyes are looking in different directions on the witch is a hundred percent how good their aim is with the potions you got it yeah this is great but once again there are variants my

Favorite thing in the world oh now these guys are classy though these guys are so oh my god these are the desert fork the savannah ones are just this adorable tired of everything people uh-huh and they have that kind of dryad vibe going on they’ve got a little bit

Of a flower crown laurel wreath sort of thing yeah great even the nitwit seems like you know at least a little classier isn’t it it’s fine uh i mean admit they don’t they only have variants for the biome they don’t have it when the once you change your profession your

Entire face morphs into a different person which on one hand okay that that kind of makes sense on the other hand i prefer it when they have more even more variety because i like collecting villagers jungle once okay okay you you’ve done one better than cheeseburger this time that’s

That’s great and the little the little flower they have on the top of the head is so cute oh it’s amazing don’t have tails though though not a visible one at the very least the snowy ones are i don’t know why they are blue yeah they’re just cold

No amount of dabatti the badai explains any of this there’s the swamp ones oh the swamp ones are very good too i like the fact that the glasses on the librarian changes each one and they the the lens is being slightly cracked like that also made that made it look weirdly

Kind of mustachy but it’s like they’ve got a mustache under each eye which is slightly weird and they have lily pads on their heads just like the regular ones but like pretty it’s so precious and so nice and i’m being so unfair to every other resource pack right now yeah

But again just the plains one it’s one where the planes once look the most fitting and the most interesting also um i like that this womp ones are looked like kind of relaxed and chilled out because they know they’re basically not in the game nothing’s bad gonna happen to them

They’re like you know we’re too rare you save us for a special occasion and now and i don’t mean to build it up too much the russo spark that truly made me decide that this video needs to happen no no lifos hd pretty good one even when

It comes to some several textures it is one of those that makes it like it’s a fantasy rpg as opposed to just a fantasy resource pack however [Laughter] unibrow the resource pack not even just that turn slightly to the right [Laughter] the rising sun unibrow on the leatherwork no no you really

Don’t get it you really don’t get look he is just it’s a it’s a long-term con to finally get hair it’s a comb over but from the eyebrows up from the front brings me nicely to one thing this reese’s pack does that i’ve not really seen many do custom noses um To modify villagers 3d models this one was like i’m going to give them custom noses and different like widths of nose slightly as well like there’s the toolsmiths one is just like weirdly narrow this character of like we’ve dipped all of these in ombre kind of like we’ve marbled our noses in paint

All of these people not what sir so yeah one adventure we need to go on with this is okay all right now now now you’re taking eyebrow thickness to an entirely different level that’s a that’s like a headband yeah the eyebrow is flipping 3d you know how like a minecraft block is canonically

Supposed to be like one cubic meter of material how how deep would you say in block terms that ravage’s eyebrow is you know you’re in trouble when your eyebrows project 20 centimeters from your face that being said between the ears and the and the eyes this is another creepy pasta character we made

Here unfortunately there are variants oh no again the smiles the smiles i think are the problem where it was like endearing and kind of confident in zigzag here it is just unsettling and yeah and this quinty ice like i get it that there’s sand everywhere yes the the piercing

Blue of the eyes is very unsettling to me there are of course a variant for the swamp oh no oh gosh jon this is a problem here yeah i don’t know what they’ve been eating and here’s the thing you’d think that pink would be a more human color

But no you you’d think wrong you’d be very wrong oh my god please no stop there’s also the color purple oh no oh oh dear and this is like some very bruised chewing gum i think the the nitwit is the worst yeah yeah now that’s that’s that’s not great i feel like

These ones have the least eyes visible of any of them aside from the the eight but their eyes didn’t happen because and the problem is once again the nitwit really has seen too much the knitted seems the like the only person here aware of their conditions and they have toes by the way

Oh no 3d modeling is hard making resuspect is hard making art in general is not the kindest of profession and i’m glad the default resource pack exists and if you thought that villagers were are ugly in regular minecraft remember it could always been worse