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Phoenix Phoenix Empire uh don’t worry about um that’s Japan all the blue building I have a better map ready for this ready for this come here come here uh get rid of it yeah there’s also I would like that back please Mikey’s gonna Advocate hard for you to

Get into Sweden where where are the where are our houses this is the best map on server no house yeah this is Yan’s house uh that’s the world is the best yeah that’s Yan’s main house my base I I am Japan Mikey’s house is over there uh not the like giant

Citadel oh yeah if you notice in the World Trade Center the uh me and Andrew’s floor we kind of invaded danan no worries yeah no we’ve taken over dwan’s floor because he hasn’t been on the server in like a year n wa uh where do we start where do we start with the

Tour uh wait actually let’s show them the let’s show probably your building I’m going to say the memorial first Everett come down here just water bucket clutch for what water easy it’s not like he doesn’t have a water bucket or anything Yum Yum Yum take that we have a

Uh so our server was founded on 911 and so for each year that we’ve played on it we have another pillar uh if you touch these cakes it’s an auto ban there’s also another there’s also another cake that you like step on the cakes Sweden has a religion based round a cake you

We’ll get to that in a second but if you touch that one you don’t get banned but Mikey just makes it his goal to like wipe you off the face of the Earth and he will succeed uh this is the what did we name this the atomic Rhino strip club

Uh it’s very nice oh yeah soon to be soon to have like a maze it’s GNA have a maze down there soon that’s where the cartel Bas is going to be is my auto jump on probably if you switched versions is it yes it is ha nice try this is the

Premium dance floor as you can see we H uh missing a little bit of quartz and we’re too lazy to get it the funny thing is Right Mikey’s the one who got paid to make this and I’m the one who ended up building like most of it yeah I know I’m

Paying you more I don’t care um this corner right here of the like main village that we spawned in has been bombed so many times which corner where D’s base is there was a church here yeah that one’s mean there’s been like three churches here oh wait we show the Luke

Is the plutonium Cube working again it’s uh Everett come down here follow me this is the Church of morbius uh don’t read any of the signs they will brainwash you this is like uh this is like the papacy this is the main building for the Church of morvus but

There is an actual church outside of this uh this is the plutonium Cube normally uh if you would pass this then it would just instantly kill you almost but uh it’s currently off for some reason so human’s lame there’s admin items in these chests but it’s barrier blocked off so

Cuz it was killing people in the river yeah well that’s the fun part the radiation leaked out into the river yeah oh it needs I need to sink it and then I’ll turn it back on oh the rat tunnels look at all the rat tunnel the rat yeah

This is where dwan’s villagers used to be before we killed them all anyways the rat tunnels uh this is the sugar cane oh we have to swim Los poos oh yeah Los poos or Manos this is my proudest build on This Server I was paid to make this beauty

Paid in like actual money or Minecraft money diamonds all of these chickens are named after Breaking Bad characters uh welcome to the bar uh you can buy anything from this guy here click look at I’m not going to lie that looks like a generic white male

Dot I think you’re fine if you really you can’t look at him more one people and you have to get off of oh my God that that’s that building sucks blackout Stout Leaf lover special half of them are named after drinks brotic God this Courthouse sucks survive

What it is way too big scale for This Server that’s it really really really doesn’t fit in fall down into hell it’s fine you’ll get used to it it’s just a bit of an offset I think I’m just going to hate it did you build that in Creative you hate

Everything I do oh yeah no you is not be the creative mode allegations after this one all right ever let’s carry on with the t uh over here is the other Church of morbius this is like the chapel um this is Luke’s cult I don’t really Mess With

This Wait where uh the Church of morbius oh the actual church this is morbius is Chapel yeah this is the actual Church the other one is like the uh literally just like the building that the church owns I love seeing you in spawn in next to me uh

Don’t touch that cake either I don’t know if this one is of religious importance uh no we’re just feeding it to the rats all right right wait where’s the mound of cakes that’s protected by Sweden they don’t enforce it as much but yeah as in it’s just not enforced and I’m not

Giving him things because he’s I I don’t I assume he’s not going to join Japan because no one does that they’d be foolish too to be honest all right only Donovan’s crazy enough to do that and it’s cuz I give him explosives and for some reason Patrick I don’t really know

Why I’m I’m waterboarding over it justs right now how much how many diamonds did you give him 45 oh my god get him out all right Yan do you want to do you want to assist in showing him Sweden I shall assist actually pretty much everything is completely might be

Coming soon uh this is ronin’s base he has simply called it Wonderland I have an unfinished like Outpost there used to be a really cool art up in the sky there oh yeah there used to be a really really cool pixel art yeah it was fur it was

Furry porn and they wanted me it was it it was the normal art of a character it was risk it was from hell of a boss it was literally just regular art Yu she was in lre no uh over here is yuan’s vacation home this has gotten set on

Fire several times by me we’ll show you yuan’s a secret afterwards but uh first we have to go to Sweden uh this place is um weird so just like real Sweden remember how I was talking about that uh cake that has like great religious importance what what do

We do the door wouldn’t open no I’m stuck all right so if you come up here um all the way up here Mikey Mikey will make it his life skull to wipe you off the face of the Earth if you touch this cake in real life here we have the

Preserved desert or desert temple and by preserved I mean it was spawned in why is it full of Flesh Empire banners uh then put those there I mean it looks cool but you know oh yeah each faction has their own baners uh most of them are based off of real country so

They just have their regular country banners ours just that uh over here is my uh Sweden Outpost base thing cuz I have like five different bases none of which I ever live at and I I live in you there’s L behind that yeah I he blew up

My base like five times this is my mini City in Sweden I like it cuz it’s fun to parkour around uh our original base you’ll see the REM of it is the flesh Mountain which um and flesh Mountain too yeah there’s a second one and the floating

Island all those are gone um now I just I have this whole base here and I have a another base like way up uh in the ocean and I think I have a third one somewhere oh yeah The Unfinished one in Wonderland but the the one that I choose to live at

Is the uh y seed there’s a meth lab that I have in Yan’s walls no my favorite thing is the fact that like I stocked up the chests in there with uh quartz and and you’re getting distracted by the parkour begin the tour God I got a bunch of uh quartz and

Like filled the um chests in there with it and I renamed it to crystal meth and then you bought all of it cuz you needed quartz for one of his builds I’m being mugged time to eat mixed potato fun fact one of Andrew’s workers that he doesn’t pay and that are forced

To work is named Crystal methany oh yeah how many people have actually been in Creative in this uh Luke and me I Luke has been on and off op on the server but I’m the owner so ever if you jump down I been fixing major screw-ups by people before and that’s that’s a

Fireplace I fell too just Crouch and go oh no did you get a stop yeah I did okay also Mikey’s basement is down here and there’s a um a few pictures on the wall did he ever get his dragon egg back yeah it’s right here the

Funny thing is I knew who had there’s three dragon eggs yeah there’s three dragon eggs cuz we just keep respawning and no that’s cuz the end keeps getting reset yeah the end and the nether have been reset like twice and I have one I have one Luke has one and Mikey has one

Wait creeper Everett no run away [ __ ] chest he’s also about to learn a very important rule on this server is that youan has access to everything and can take it right out of it he can take stuff from your inventory it’s literally 1984 this is why we light his bases on

Fire so often so yeah I mean he can just spawn it back so we don’t care I keep missing the skeletons with my axe oh my God I’m terrible at this game all right follow me used isn’t there a tunnel yeah wait why are we using my entrance we’re not even

Going to start from the okay whatever we’re just going to start from the back of my base I guess he also doesn’t have soul speed so it’s going to take forever holy [ __ ] there better be a boat over here there’s no boats it’s meant to it to be an escape tunnel not something

That’s easily accessible it’s Bob bring your own boat yes ever it’s still not through the freaking thing that would be it’s meant for people who have soul speed and boats to be able to travel quickly here I’ll just teleport you all to the end jokes on you I have persistence discipline and sheer

Force of will I have uh scoliosis there you go at a can you not oh yeah this is his water boarding room all that does is De deactivate activate the yeah this is this is the prison um this is one of two prisons the the other one was a giant Bedrock ball

In the sky that he locked me in for two weeks because I wouldn’t stop blowing up people’s bases uh is the elevator here the elevator is here way to go it’s not there anymore we’re climbing follow me now you all have to climb the ladder oh my villagers are all here too

Ouch Luke do you want to teleport to service yes oh okay I’m going to go steal food from fact you almost beat the elevator is crazy yeah welcome to Japan oh he’s not even up here yet uh over there is the Phoenix Empire uh that’s my that’s my

Cousin’s base uh he has a lith house ain’t nobody care about that all right so we have Japan Phoenix Empire uh over there is my oil rig for the flush Empire and then finally we have uh the UK which we just steal stuff from there all the

Time we also steal stuff from Brazil which is behind here but we’ll get to that uh ever If You Really Ever if you really want to have fun you can do this D stop doing that you can’t get to the platform without those oh uh there’s

A um one of these buildings he has like a customized like rabbit stew experience we can take you through that but uh you get to name your rabbit and um in my end chest I just have a rabbit hide named barthol there I’m used to people breaking things

All right over here uh in here so this is my base uh and uh ignore the penis um oh don’t don’t be confused with him living under my base to us being allies strip club dance Flor but uh follow me over here yeah know I may live in his base

But like we have a very shaky Alliance if you look at uh our alliance tracker it’s flesh Empire has like a shaky Lance with everyone uh welcome to the meth lab from Breaking Bad dud we a not bad alliance with everyone and then kill murder on site with you and I’ve made

Half my diamonds from this place I’ve made half my diamonds from if you would like to buy some uh crack or Coke we have a little bit of that we have a little bit of black tar heroin we don’t have any meth we’re currently out of that yeah this is all the

Instructions I typed this out myself there’s a full instruction manual do I have any more profits uh no you should show him the rest of my beautiful city before you move on the your city the part under it where I cook mouth you literally missed half of it you didn’t

Even show him the casino oh yeah we’ll get to the casino uh can we take him to the rabbit stew building oh yeah take him to the rabbit stew building and I’ll go through the process of actually let me let me finish showing him this corner let me finish showing him this corner

Real quick cuz we didn’t get around this oh yeah over there is the memorial for the Mushroom Kingdom uh it was bombed by me uh this is Mickey D’s this is where dwan went on an e date and we built him a restaurant uh this is the

Flesh Mountain one uh it was bombed the in theut all right let me give you the full flesh Mountain Lord this mountain was full of TNT it was you and stash uh five of us immediately jumped in and started breaking all of it upon Discovery uh and Mikey lights it yeah

Mikey lit it everyone except me died and like it I was left in a GI Mike didn’t die either yeah Mikey didn’t die and then uh it got World edited all of it into a Netherrack and then no it wasn’t World edited you guys built it no we

Built of and then we World edited a bunch of we built the second one the first one was World edited this is the old was cool and then you and destroyed it and now the valley is way bigger than it should have been this is the oldest

Building on the server this is uh Mikey’s first base uh he’s the owner of Sweden and if we go up here we have my office which he said that I needed to I used it to farm potatoes uh this building has been long abandoned I had

To pay five diamonds per week to live in here I have never paid a single thing of rent so technically I owe him 3 years worth of diamonds and he says that one day collect them literally everything from this base has been ransacked there’s just so much and

That’s like that’s like 15 to 20 stacks of diamonds 78 fact that that’s doable too that’s doable no everyone in the server just x-rays so there’s like no value of diamonds anymore apart from like trading them for uh stuff one thing that I am sad that no longer exists is

The uh iron door trap that we had over here I don’t know who it does exist but located oh actually we could show them the World Trade Center first as well yeah my favorite building to blow up it’s been blown up like three times so we have first floor blown up way more

Than that first floor of the lobby here are the country flags we have Phoenix this is you and I need food how’s the cake not been blown up right next to it the cake is new it’s new we have Phoenix Empire Sweden UK don’t want Japan flesh

Empire and Brazil and then and yeah um I think you’ll be able to tell which floor is ours just based off of uh General like clutter floor one uh it’s pretty nice it’s Japan you know uh then we come up to floor or sorry that’s floor two this

Is floor I honestly hate this floor cuz you make such bad deals and then when he promises stuff he just ignores it so this is floor let’s see floor they do have stuff to steal hold on second who’s in the UK uh Jacob h all right next floor um back

Welcome to the flesh Empire’s floor we have teeth it’s also technically Dean’s floor yeah we uh we absorbed his floor as you can see we just took out the floor above it there’s no if he wants it back you have to give it back he hasn’t

Logged on in over a year I ain’t giv him anything it’s not over a year oh my God it’s been like three months we’re just going to kill him if he ask for it back what happened to the roof cowabanga I can’t believe I actually made

That uh oh yeah this is where the floating island was and then Yan built his own floating island uh to mock me because he blew up my floating island slightly off but also I really like what the signs uh say Do not not a [ __ ] charity do not temper with the diamonds

This is a monument not a [ __ ] charity you can I have a stack of no you cannot have TNT that’s very ban oh it’s really easy to get TNT on This Server it’s not hard at like in copious amounts of it as well where did ever it go so this you can

Spend some time in the casino though do this he doesn’t like it and then uh my other favorite activity is um of course stripping logs no no no not this log uh up here stop no stop stripping the logs I will kill you stri the logs it’s really

God no stop stop stripping the logs Luke no that’s not even Luke what the heck are you doing okay he’s about to learn lesson two you free Luke oh yeah um ever you weren’t around for this but there was the Cobblestone incident where Luke spawned a couple hundred thousand

Cobblestone on the floor and crashed the server for like a few minutes that was fun uh I could have done way worse I could have spawned like several million yeah I think I could have spawned two billion at the worst uh wait what is this book over here again I genuinely

Don’t remember this is uh oh yeah it’s a memorial for when the castle burned down with D’s dogs in it yeah the memorial my fellow fortnite Gamers today we press F but from not here on out we must press W and move forward Sun Zoo all right ah

Ever I’m going to show you the funniest set of books on the entire server follow me is it orious ones no it’s the uh it’s the like Alliance ones and the like list of buildings that have been griefed oh oh the list of buildings all right we we

Have disbanded factions old Sweden Jacob old Sweden again and then the church that what I did not P two old swedens I’m not that of each country Japan Donan and Patrick United Kingdom Jacob flesh Empire Andrew and Luke L Phoenix Empire Luke s Sweden Michael and Ben relations with

Brazil I’m not reading that all right where’s relations oh yeah rules a nobody care about these hippity hopp my property I hate the fact that that’s the actual name too uh Rel relations with United Kingdom ain’t nobody care ain’t nobody care here we go relations with flesh Empire

Relations with the flesh Empire are bad history the flesh Empire began when the giant bomb in the mountain exploded they rebuilt the mountain out of nether or flesh this country was first recognized as a cult but then became more all a of a country as they expanded when their

First Mountain was griefed they moved farther from Spawn unfortunately their leader Andrew is very aggressive andet the other countries by griefing because of this Japan blew up the second Mountain after that the country faded and almost dissolved as their leader was in prison oh my God but later on he

Was relized and Japan agreed to he I had to rewrite all of these give me a break drug La under the Imperial Palace the flesh Empire also built a chicken rest restaurant for Japan that’s we don’t who took my Rules book where they where they make their drug deals the flesh Empire

Had griefed the most buildings on the server that’s my oldest fin the funniest one griefing missing the bar half of these are from me and Luke we have floating island TNT uh you and danan that was my base dwan’s house TNT by me uh the mountain by Michael um Sweden

Church By Me the mushroom castle by me Japanese castle by me uh World Trade Center by Luke flesh by Yuan uh Japanese castle by God uh Luke’s bunker by literally everyone uh flesh Mountain Again by Yan and danan uh the capital building by me and Luke with a pickaxe and then every single

Building building in Japan by Mikey I think the pickaxe one is the most impressive yeah no we got a beacon and a bunch of efficiency 5 pickaxes it was made out of quartz and like over the course of 10 minutes we just systematically demolished it what is

This I feel like I’m going to have a seizure a dance FL yeah this is the little area that sticks through here if we break through the floor right here you can see my um yeah where’s the rabbit building and I want to show them the rabbit building I like it’s the tall

Building near the coast ever all right this way it looks very fancy and has lots of Curves hey you want to know if you strip nah you’re getting killed again Jesus I didn’t know you were right there I thought I was in secrecy nothing is secrecy in here

Ouchie ouch frames hey Yan should I strip your logs now yeah you will die all right expect when you come back tomorrow all of the your entire no if you literally punishment will be S and done than death youan put me in spectator no where I died why oh God if

I had OCD which I do I would myself you can you put me in creative mode no you should I barely trust Luke with spectator let alone you with creative mode if you I actually can’t believe you what I just saw you and start flying that was

Terrible you y do you accept the creative mode allegations right right now I’m in creative mode stuff I’m going to kill you with my oh I died right here I don’t know where I died okay can you take him to the rabbit’s D Building yeah sorry I had to kill him with my

Shovel God I find it funny that we bullied your little brother off the server and by we I mean me he’s the only person banned yeah how did he get banned I kept stop trying to kill me and so then I burned all his stuff and then he got Bann all

Right uh over here we have the food District mentally he’s in second grade yeah I give you free food if you’re nice to me but you’re not being very nice I’m very I’m being very kind you’re not inviting birthday party get out of the food Fort you’re not supposed to be in

Here I like the food Fort I’m going to let all your bees out I’m kidding I’m going to harvest all your potatoes oh no not some not a chore that I have to do eventually well I’m going stop stealing the food I know you just stole the food

Go leave leave stop who made a penis with their shovel okay go leave I did that a few weeks ago as well which I find really funny yeah I know I noticed it but oh yeah also we have a bunch of like mini dragon statues around here and then

There’s the other the big one the big one I love the big one stop stripping the logs how did you see that I heard it stop SC with the microwave [Applause] Gordon oh dodged again oh God damn that one was not dodged stop destroying my base you making enemies very

Quickly it’s a lot of fun come to the rabbit stew building RAB ever is going to make a rabbit stew he’s going to make a rabbit stew all right your your tour begins here this way oh wait how much is the tour uh we’ll give you discount two diamonds two diamonds is the

Tour no you need to pay me two diamonds I don’t need to pay you [ __ ] I don’t even want to tour this John no it’s it’s it’s like you get you get it’s an experience it’s a dining experience it’s a dining experience if you don’t I will

Shove my pickaxe into your skull okay that works I’ll I’ll whatever he gets one free one because exactly where I’m these to by the way okay first floor we get to select your music do this there’s only one option up the stairs you get to select your music there’s only one option all

Right now you must select your rabbit which one looks most scrumptious to you how do I select it do I no I will select it for you but you just tell me which one I want tell me which one I want no just tell me which one are you don’t go

In there just pick one tell me which literally doing a schizophrenia right now which one do you want this one perfect how are you if I point at them they’re jumping all right next floor you have selected your rabbit what would you like to name the rabbit um labotomy

Stop that’s an amazing name I can’t believe you’ve done this unbelievable oh I have that set up too there’s one on the other side those two magma blocks that he gave you stop all right next section of the tour oh my God I got to go all the way

Up the ladder stop it Andrew oh I like the select your carrot which carrot bushel looks best to you coming up right now yeah I don’t think the carrots jump around this one should be easier up the stairs again here we will cook your rabbit on a warm campfire this is where labot will be cooked you Loty can you not break things I didn’t break nothing I swear did you break the coral no you did not just break the coral how do you spell labotomy l o b o t o m y labotomy there’s your rabbit’s Too do I drink this yeah it’s what you it’s what you came for how did you like it and stop using the Anvil all right get out of here you both you both are Insufferable I used the Anvil again all right to the casino wo Casino time big statue big funny Statue gon to bomb this one day do we do we want to do we want to show them the game downstairs or just’s complaining about that I am

But like do you actually want to play at the casino H H where’s my sword do you want to play steel would work really well to like burn down this entire Place uh one ticket for one Diamond so how many tickets do you want is it like diam a

Few days ago take uh 17 tickets no I need diamonds not wood planks this is very serious this is a moneymaking facility not money facility yes take two tickets I guess jeez calm down two tickets is going only going to get you two plays so okay you better use them

While Andrew I didn’t do it it was him he wanted the tickets he wants to play games he has a motive I don’t oh there’s three types of no well that’s just a decoration the actual machines are this one there’s two upstairs and then there’s one on the top floor this is

Spin the lights there’s slots on the next floor and then there’s roulette on the top floor they actually work slots Andrew you should have kill him over here you idiot the voices they’re telling me to kill him the voices are fighting back put it in the barrel and click the button let’s

See bully button what the oh my God my God Cool’s trick you can just mine the diamond block if you read the sign at the beginning then um you would have realized that it told you to turn your blocks on St oh man he died from the gambling addiction the gambling

Addiction really got to him oh my God my frames no ah I’m being chased like on a slideshow oh my God bro so what happens if I just get a name tag named ticket all right oh no it doesn’t even have to be name tag name tags no it has

To be named ticket no I’ve tested this it doesn’t have to be named ticket it absolutely does don’t trust the lies man does anybody have name tags on them unfortunately no oh yeah you just got to mine through the floor right here name tags are hard to get unless you’re like

Me cuz I have villagers to get good ide stop it do not you stop breaking things I’m checking oh what did I do how did you get those Luke what how did you get those you didn’t pay me for those I didn’t get them what you realize the tickets mean

Nothing if I don’t pay you the money back to get the diamond so it doesn’t even matter if you get the tickets I’m not going to pay you you only paid me two diamonds if you cheat yeah I’m just not going to pay you back I didn’t I didn’t cheat these just

Aren’t supposed to be outside of this box I feel like I’m not supposed to be in here are in where Andrew no wor Andrew if you don’t get out I will kill you and burn all your stuff I’m not WR turn while looking for the bathrooms help well

I’me I’m going to go look for the bathrooms again ah oh yeah I get to show I get to show my base on the uh on the recording hi meow skulls look at my bed they keep changing it to the French flag is it the French flag currently it

Is not the French flag currently I I don’t understand why you must be a such a nuisance you’re not getting your stuff back either ouchie ouchie I didn’t do anything you are flipping things and being irritating and also Andrew gave you all your stuff so you’re not getting it back

Okay what I’m working on it I’m trying to get him here stop teleporting myself to it’s your fault why are you teleporting why why is Andrew here now did ever leave no he’s just flipping trap doors and being irritating keep it up you’re adapting to the server

Perfectly you’ll fit right in with our crowd yeah for how annoying it is to have people actually the people like you playing on this server racist it is racist you want Casino tickets Pata i’ like a tutorial on how I could get them in the future

No just me and you can only trade them for diamonds from me so there’s it’s foolproof oh I killed them with the potatoes that I named now on if we just steal the um I feel like robbing banks in Liberty County now as well honestly

I’m fine I think we for get off my server get off of my server how do I get out of this building get off my property is that a piglin what the just loves making spawn no torches and I to replace them off all right I will now

Proceed to water bucket off the top of Yan’s base I’m so good at this game