Shocking! Middle School Origins REVEALED: Kindergarden Lava POV

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Banana it down and R do you want a banana this banana yeah last two more Stacks oh Boy You playing the song yet I’ve been played it it’s done it just finished actually okay hey okay cerl blaz oh too many blaz cake bases hey NE what do you want hey another who stop punching me that’s I’m releasing steam what happened okay well after T had the

Upgrades I decid to upgrade my body even more by essentially turning myself into a living steam engine why are you still bleeding that’s a later problem oh my gosh thank you Kaden for now whenever I do whenever I do this stay back from me I I heal right that’s all you have to

Know what happen stay back from you then you get lit on fire potatoes now the rats on my head the rats on my head the rats on my head the rats on my headat Cal down calm down calm down stop punching stop punching me stop punching me okay give me the tool

Boox it’s back what does it do it store stuff now give it back it’s a portable chest basically I want to see what’s in no give it back give it back give it back I want to see I want to see what’s in here I want to see what’s in here oh my

Gosh ah ah the rat’s attacking me than can you please thank you uh okay I got the BR give me the red one back I don’t have a red one oh I do have a red one yeah give me the red one the red one that’s essentially my fi and give that back

That’s what I’m making back here boxes yes boxes there are boxes great observation put more bases into there put that down there oh I start getting more lava buckets in okay anyone know where tcot is I think mean Travis is in here my bothering me all day guys why

Don’t you why don’t you deal with the my responsibility rat get over here Remy right to you the two little there you go see look I helped are you happy now oh yeah he is overreacting you’re right I’m not overreacting make more healing potions to refill my stuff die but well totally

Is Netherrack any nether okay All next thing I need is extra shiny shiny talking about me yes I shiny good observation who hit me I don’t know I don’t care shut up why are you being so mean today oh because you’re annoying and I’m tired of you make a feeling station hey he said he’s tired of me

Why are you hitting me why are you tired of me what did I do You why are you guys here why can’t you guys just like go somewhere else like where else would we go I don’t know anything don’t you have another house or something okay sh I did not it was for my f yeah lonely Oh no you’re so lonely

So would you rather just sit here and bother me all day I it’s not bothering okay I can now also just child cuz at least the child’s a child it’s like that makes sense you you you feel like you are a child are you a child how old are you like

10 oh my gosh you are oversized oversized what you’re just supposed to be like about maybe taller than her not this size I’ve been this tall for like 5 years five what yeah I thought it was I don’t even want to know what you are I’m now that there’s nothing to

Do H I need something to do yeah you you do need something to do cuz you’re mean all day I mean all day oh my gosh keep hitting me I didn’t if I hit you there would have been steam particles oh wait so no hit

Me either the rat or the child it was the rat it was the rat H kind to ra hurts you it it’s just it’s not nice gold gold gas okay the wind thing cabin over there see uh weird SK people live out way over there along with the

Plant I don’t even know where the weird another another another another another lizard thing it hit me it hit me spider wait who’s a spider and purple cool keep doing that no no wait what what wait what spider are you talking about okay now I’m not going to question it

You know the one I don’t know the one you’re talking about can you stop that ha we’re talking about the other skull thing hey rat you’re leaving what know I got rid of the Rat I got rid of the Rat I got rid of the Rat I got

Rid of the Rat I got the rat is on you nether oh hey cookie hey cookie the hell is 4 plus 4 the cookie the cookie cookie there cookie there’s a can you get rid of the Rat I can’t I can’t mess with it it’s on my head I can’t touch

It no children I have an idea where they’re all on my head cool okay I have an idea all right we’re going on a field trip all right you know what okay we’re going on a field trip someone over there I’m going to try to drop them uh whoever lives

There oh my gosh why are you that there’s a house there’s a house just careful oh my gosh can you just use the door like a normal like you know have C hello hi whoa whoa yeah what’s up it’s a person hi uh you see I have there

Are oh my gosh just oh gosh killing her um see my problem I have a problem here you see this this is a big that’s an oversized child that’s a child and this is maybe a child and I I’m tired of I I can’t I can’t deal with these I I can’t

Deal with these kids there’s too many of them cuz the other guy that was supposed to also be taking care of just kind of ran away to somewhere I don’t really know where he is and they’re driving me crazy you’re driving me crazy so what you’re proposing I assume

Is you want me to babysit them for you yes can you do that you’re the the closest person all right how long you going to be oh than God I don’t know you just I don’t know just yeah distract them entertain them whatever they want all right man you take some time

Off you relax you do whatever you want to do let off some steam finally literally and figuratively I don’t know what do you mean never all right kids you’re you’re you’re hanging out with me today no they don’t want to leave I guess have to never no it’s NE candy you guys like

Candy shut up can you no hey don’t do that to me close enough oh my gosh shut up Levi wow oh I just yeah no I just can’t well get get off my head get get oh my gosh I can’t up okay guys if you don’t get off of

Ne’s head in the count of three I’m going to beat the living crap out of you with this bamboo stick okay do you hear me one two three okay go come on come on get off get off Fair worrying about the uh hey don’t hit them child thing the demon

Little that I don’t think you can feel pain hey hey hey all right buddy okay R listen I’ll teach him a little discipline while I’m at it all right no go before you should you should should probably go before bye guys bye guys see you no you’re staying

With her why no I don’t want to stay I don’t want to stay I don’t want to stay I don’t want to stay I don’t want to stay I don’t want to I’m going to have to stay here to keep them here listen I’m not I’m not that bad I’m not going

There’s there’s many we have many fun activities and here we got bubbles I’ll go in and you’re out it’s my house I don’t care see we got we got bubbles you like bubbles yeah we got bubbles we got like things like bubbles we got we got what’s this

Flute I turned it I turned it okay the uh first of all I need to set some boundaries okay shut up don’t touch things that aren’t yours nether why are you still here because I can’t leave or else they will try to follow me so I’m just have to stay here I suppose

Guys I found a bomb Oh my gosh it has a bomb drop it drop it drop it what if I don’t want to then I’ll throw a brick brick out your head till you go unconscious how’s that for you oh you won’t see that ha

Ha hauh I had to deal with this for seven days I have a hey hey why does everyone have explosives that’s what I’m wondering no no don’t you gave the actual bom got kids don’t um rule one of parenting don’t don’t give kids access to the bombs dude oh I don’t know I

Don’t need to give them they just kind of appeared by rat turn I don’t know gr terms I guess okay you know what okay kids do you want to throw the bomb I have a good place for you toar come here oh my goodness oh wait I can already do

That okay hey another yes hey another blue that’s water how come how come when I throw the ender pearls I can it it like everyone’s still moving but when I don’t throw the ender pearl and I do it the other way everyone stops moving good question a I don’t want

These yeah get rid of them don’t waste don’t touch my things please you can’t stop me okay you are you are clearly one of the more disobedient children okay huh that describe whoa whoa whoa that is a that is a off limit room what are you doing down there no no everyone’s going

Down here okay stop teleporting me places it’s an enchantment table it allows you to take weid then why would you ask they want to know stop stop saying that don’t say that what okay hey okay don’t hit me don’t hit me don’t hit me don’t hit me

Don’t hit me stop it I’ll kill you I’ll kill you I’ll kill you see acts of aggression go back and forth okay listen man oh co I have a did you take my clock what not you I meant the rat oh I want to hold the clock I want to hold the

Clock no no no no no no no no no no can I hold the clock okay okay that’s your clock keep it want to hold it hold it no no no no why no no because these are my thing why why wh wh what what’s what’s his name NE

What’s his name Lulu no it’s not Lulu okay what’s your name then what is lava it’s lava lava Okay Okay lava lava the listen listen listen lava no laundry listen lava would you like it if I touched your things what thing would you yeah I don’t

Know like let’s say I took your sword away and I said it’s mine now no would you like that don’t touch my sword exactly so so so now you know I need how it feels see yeah and I need my clock to know what time it is so NE why

Can’t why won’t you let me hold the clock oh my goodness can I hold it oh my goodness that can you get me my own clock nether can can you just tell me how to get so I can get it myself nether it’s impossible

Oh the rat’s on my head you get the rat off my head get the rat off my head ow ow my god get the rat off my head hey hey rat you want to you want to hop onto my head I can do cool stuff

Okay the floor is leak yeah the floor is pretty leaky right yeah um it’s what makes it home I guess guys I turned the fire off turn the fire on that’s called a candle oh okay why is it Place o what’s this what’s what where what what that’s a mushroom not quite sure no setting fires in my house or what um rat you’re going to have to get off my head because I can’t really do things when you’re on my head okay thank you I burn this

Down okay okay okay uh come down there buddy okay drop the Flint Steel Give It To Me I’m just going to quickly go down here nope all right that’s better that’s better that’s better okay nether why’ you bring us here hey nether cuz I didn’t want to deal with

You NE you can’t hide from me oh my gosh leave me alone guys let’s leave nether alone he’s very tired and he wants some rest okay you go back up there I’ll go up I’ll go up when the rat goes up FBI open up oh at least he Scott’s

Here just kidding I’m only here for a little bit Get Wrecked oh God I hate you I don’t want to deal with these children anymore I’m tired of them listen I had to go get cigarettes okay why don’t you go get the milk wi you’re at it that’s what I’m

Going to do next what happened to my gosh you know my arms you know Steve right yeah now I’m basically whoosh wash steam produce whoosh yeah I don’t yeah you know you do you I’m not going to stop you from making your upgrades better the rats on

My head the rats on my head the rats on my head oh my goodness rat rat rat rat listen rat listen listen listen listen what what do you prefer being called the rat or do you have a personal name rat thing rattit you know mortal

Coil shenan no I don’t know I put the pain get the off water I see I see okay M okay let me talk to it for a minute okay mutual respect begins with understanding with each other’s names okay shut so wash neutal understanding is for the weak you see lava is very

Uncomfortable when you’re sitting on his head like this so see because lava has slight aggression issues what I don’t have issues I don’t have issues you listen I’m going to be honest you kind of that is the issue ow ow ow say sorry you are the problem I’m sorry

For angering you yeah okay okay so so it would be it would be the the it would be the best thing to avoid sitting on lava’s head ever yeah because because the moment you do he’s going to go out on everybody so if you want to sit on anybody’s head you

Can sit on either mine or cookies or maybe Nethers if he’s being tired got um what’s this that’s a Blackboard I literally showed you this yesterday I don’t care yes if you have you know here here okay okay okay let me let me distract you real quick here take

That white take the white okay you can you can draw waa look at that thank you yeah look at that you can draw whatever you want you can draw shapes you can fill the whole Blackboard with white dye so uh I’d like to make a recommendation for when you’re uh at

Home just have a Blackboard and some white dye so that way you can permanently distract that idiot I already have one look at me I’m put I do I have like a lot Dy is my food so just just take it just take it oh youat D you picked it back up oh

Sorry my bad I have a really weird pickup priority oh yeah that’s fine oh here or just you just don’t you just are really good at yeah uh I’m goopy um I’m just goopy goopy glooby but but yeah I’m going to try to make an item frame yeah I completely forgot how to

Make I’m stealing a leather from it’s mine now that’s that’s all right then you can just as long as you’re asking Hing one of your lad for the distraction project water do you want to draw too okay I’ll be back in a minute all right here you

Go huh oh that went to the wrong okay okay okay okay water water water water all you have to do is say the magic word do you know what the magic word is rather R and a child have a problem with that do you know what the magic word

Is no no no it’s please the magic word is please say cookie may I please have the white dye yeah they’re really going at it wow that is a threat we’re trying not to threaten our peers okay we don’t want to threaten our peers okay we’re friends friends don’t nearly murder each

Other with knives so okay a right oh um uh oh all you have to do is ask nicely I give or trading works I guess that works too yeah now you can join them on wow they’re almost drawing I didn’t know was that easy he’s never been this island

Before and hey if if he finishes if he finishes the like if he completely like fills up the black like the Blackboard we can just like clear it again and then he’ll have to do it all over again okay good unless that like pisses him off

Then uh that’s a whole other issue so yeah okay you know let’s just let’s just let the children do their thing you know yeah they are almost done so this is kind of getting a little concerned well we’ll find out what’s going to happen I mean I have

Candy candy that I I can give to them for being on okay I’m going to go kill Thomas come back allow to leave yet you’re not allowed to leave yet go back see from this point point forward I am barricading Us in unless wants to leave don’t worry IAL means to escape

Wait but I can still leave oh lava you’re not allowed to leave okay yeah the child can teleport it is very annoying child be AI gives great story time all of you can fit through this what am I thinking I can’t even put a barricade up this is a problem this is

An issue you’re kids are too powerful what is this child I don’t know that’s what they driving me crazy what supernatural abilities do you shouldn’t even be my my life you shut up how about you to you you you can you even you can’t even call Basic insults NE shut up never hi

Hello thanks hey purple ow being yes he’s not being mean he’s tired he’s being mean I am dead inside can you stop step you know you know what you know what no hold on what’s the hold on ow thank you you know it’s it’s very rude to hit people I don’t care

Know I want to kill people What even is the child looks like a devil not kill yes I am then I’m allowed to Blind you I guess if that worked I put you there mhm then put you there mhm then put you there now child has a lot of

Annoying T how dare you why would you do that no get out oh I guess you have to fix it now get out stay down there you’re not coming back down me it’s my my house first of all your house anymore I live here it’s it’s still the house no

You have a board oh it’s raining lava you have a board upstairs by the way board to kill you Thomas kill you you have a board up in the in the no Tris my life is ruined thanks you have another one you can do it again you can you can f the board

Again no I’m never doing it again fill the board again the it again you SE I have you can go on the timeout corner what’s a Time cor it’s the corner where you go when you when you punch people too much for no reason oh okay am I

Going to be here forever cuz I want to kill some no take five minutes to yourself just five minutes just turn around look in the corner look in the corner just turn around for no reason yes I am made out of copper you yes that is how it works parenting

101 I’m great I disappear for random undef amounts of time and come back to yell at people good job good job bro good job uh that’s called brass thank you you have some brass in yourself I have brass you also have brass yes I’m introducing to the child

To Brass am I done you do have brass good job has it been five have you have you thought about what you’ve done yeah and I want to do again nice now stay in the corner stay in the corner stay no go back in the corner go back in the

Corner the rat to kill me water no no no the rat K the rat now we got to teach the okay follow me children no wait child hey no no no go back inside go back inside go back inside I did I I go let’s just creature I have shiny

Oh see okay these two don’t seem to be that much of an issue but you on the other hand you need to go to yeah he’s the main problem kill people listen I want to get something I want to get something across to you okay I want you

To understand something yeah I do know I imagine if the situation were the opposite right so like in in this situation you remember when when I first talked to you that day when you tried to attack me for no re you just showed up right yeah I could you stop screaming at

Me that things are yeah but like okay but what if that H what if you were the attacked in that situation wouldn’t you feel like that was bad I would have killed you no no you don’t but like ifot I tried I tried I tried pulling

What you were trying to do and then it just doesn’t work dud it doesn’t work he doesn’t care I’ll be back in a bit IM okay yeah guys I’ll be back in a bit stay here listen this is I need to talk yes I’m gone stay away from the exit oh I

Want the bar the freaking I want if I can’t leave I want random Blackstone for a minute yes go ahead okay I want the clock okay I want to I want to you if it will calm you down fine take the clock I don’t care take it go ahead take it go

Okay take it I I don’t know do it do it what are you doing uh did it just turn daytime clock dude it tells the time um what do you mean it tells the time yeah it tells you what time it’s it totally tells you what the time

I think we should I think you know what I mean like it’s it’s not affecting anything that who gave lava clock who gave lava clock who gave a clock drop it it drop it never do that ever again why why Okay lava I’m going to follow me you can go outside in the

R no follow me I need a moment I need a moment this this I got this i got this i got this hey La the clock is on I felt the clock gave a funny feeling I want the clock this is um a sun dial it’s like a clock but like older it

Doesn’t feel the same I know um we prefer it doesn’t feel weird oh skeleton okay I want to show I want to I don’t have the come back in oh my goodness lava I want you to follow me bye I’ll take care of the other two okay

Listen so guys you want to paint I want to explain a concept that either you don’t know about or don’t care about okay it’s called Death I’m so scared okay do you know how does it work explain go pop quiz no no no no don’t sh don’t demonstrate that’s different do not

Demonstrate death explain it um I don’t know I’m never going to die I’m I’m want exactly okay so you I’m not saying anyone will okay so here’s how I’m going to explain this there are people who believe there are people who believe different things about death okay some

People believe that there’s an afterlife meaning what happens after you die meaning like a place you go or something right and then other people think it’s just nothing like you just cease to exist right either way it’s it’s a permanent uh thing right you can’t undo that

Really so like if someone were to die they would no longer like like even to explain this in a in a way that I don’t think is a good idea but that’s at least better right at least might get the point acrossed imagine you have someone that you really

Like to like fight with like like someone you like to like fight against but not because you want to kill them but because you want to you want to I don’t know how to explain it do you get what I’m trying to say though because you want because they’re good at

Fighting close know exactly what you’re trying to say when people die they can’t come back oh oh I know exactly what what what no wait listen listen to me listen to me listen to me listen one last thing so imagine you have someone who you like

To fight not because you want to kill them but because you want to see how powerful they are like you want to test to see if they’re as strong as you right I I never do that I only fight to kill okay but imagine imagine it okay like

Imagine the thrill of a fight right but imagine if you kill that person then you never get to fight that person again right but if you don’t kill that person then you can fight them again later when you’re both stronger and you can fight them again and again and again and again

And again without them dying and with well you’re still able to like you know fight them again because you like fighting people don’t know what death is no people know what death is but I’m saying if you don’t kill people you can fight them again later nice I don’t care okay well I

Tried I tried hey purple person trying figure Thomas said that people don’t know what death is so you want to find out I did not say that um I know what death is I said no I said no one knows what happens after death there’s difference that’s what I mean you want

Can someone does anyone want to find out and come back and tell me no because no one can come back from that I literally just explain this to you Hey listen listen listen listen listen lava and since you’re so curious why don’t you be

The one I can’t die no one no one no no it’s impossible for someone to be able to kill me nobody can me I want a clock boor no why it gave me it gave me a good feeling I really liked it never again what else can give you a good feeling

Filling up the Whiteboard you know that feeling of accomplishment s um why don’t you try to do something else for something you see don’t you guys want to don’t you guys want to make people experience death no I think that be great that be great

That would be great why why do you want me to experience it because you’re the one who’s so Advocate on killing everybody else because I don’t like them they’re all they’re all stupid they need to die painting oh what’s this what did you just say that is a very important poster

Do not guys look at what I have put it back listen to the gloopy lady and give it back fine and there would be no thank you yes you can stay away from do that no um no you know maybe when you’re older and more mature minded

Okay it’s like it’s like a firearm you know what a firearm is only never never you need like a license to own a clock that’s that’s why we only let you hold shut Hershey I feel like a changed man I think I have matured it has been 30 seconds what are

You talking about 30 I think I deserve the clock I have a better idea here I want to try something I want to try the rat’s on my head the rat is on my head get the rat oh did he go outside he outside G he’s

Gone now hey guys guys can I give it can I nether you’re the expert yes Compass okay I’m going to try that cuz maybe it’ll yeah here try that it’s like clock but different but it feels it doesn’t feel the same it doesn’t give me the funny

Feeling you want to have a funny feeling yeah when I when I was holding the clock it felt like it was like something was was like taking stuff from me and it felt like something was coming off of the clock and going into the up

If you want person out of you you could just like bleed yourself no I don’t want this stupid this stupid thing uh get in the water water take a TI in water oh I owe you a Compass by the way it’s it’s fine I don’t need a

Compass I I I know my way around this place like the back of my I don’t have a hand um how do you tell the time how’d you guys get there by looking out side see there’s a there’s a method there’s a method of knowing the time by looking at the sun I

Have a question military hovering above us or is it just me we ignore it we ignore it we ignore it we ignore it we ignore it I’ll ignore it I’ll ignore it go back inside walk hey guys what’s that walk just oh wait the sun do you mean the

Sun um how I don’t know how to tell time when I’m inside because the door’s closed you can look out the window look out the windows look we are not giving you a clock you’re that’s going to be like your 20th birthday anniversary I’m 10 he’s apparently 10 okay but I’m taller than

You no I’m 30 what hershy see okay this is another thing we’re going to explain different creatures don’t look the same right like zombies and skeletons and I was 5 years old when I was B I became this big yes I know that’s what I’m saying you know how the baby zombies are

Like half of our height like less than half our height they’re well yeah but that’s what I’m saying so when they so they’re kind of similar to us and that their height increases over like much a lot over time then why did mine go so fast cuz you’re

You’re special in multiple ways built different how something about him something about him is something about is impure what are you good do we need to douse him in holy water what’s that no we should we should D this one in holy water give this one exorcism specifically holy water is like imagine

You know how you know how I told you that some people believe in like the afterlife he’s he’s asking why basically some people there’s a God Like a higher being that can control literally everything about everything some people even think it controls Free Will and stuff and and supposedly that I think I

Remember something about that when I was created yeah I think cre anyway so basically some people think that and so basically some people think that people who work for these Gods can create things to cast out evil spirits and that’s holy water that’s what one of the uses of holy water is

It’s to cast out like demons I’m not evil not you where’s them you not you you’re fine yeah I’m fine I was talking to the but yes you are true that you’re fine you’re you’re you’re good enough you’re not you’re not that bad I mean from what I’ve assessed you’re just

Morally not fully what on track why he the problem the problem use the problem the weight of a life not there like people matter hey shut up nether are you okay shut up shut up you you focus on you focus on what T Scott’s saying I worry about this

Guy basically pres is a screaming people matter right like you know how you would not like to be attacked I’m assuming um yeah I don’t ne’s rather you can go into the enchantment room it’s quiet in there now now imagine yes NE where you going imagine no he’s just

Going to take a break he’s just taking a break he’s taking a break so imagine if if someone attacked you right now I know you can’t die but imagine if someone hit hurt you to the point where maybe you weren’t going to die or anything but

Like you had to take a break from fighting right just to heal up for like a day or two even uh I heal up pretty fast actually it takes me a couple seconds my wounds to Scott I’m not saying it has happened saying imagine it imagine it okay aren’t I a normal

Person no not fully I mean none of us are no you you you listen I want to explain something you’re too tall for your age by normal humans you’re built different you’re yeah in summary you’re built built different but like none of us are humans if you haven’t notice do

We have an imp a rat a blob of dye someone who ages too fast and a got a half skeleton look look attack Walking Corpse you see I’m already healed yeah I’m not saying it hen I’m not I’m not denying it I’m just saying imagine a situation like

That no I can never imagine it because I heal too fast when if someone cuts if someone cuts my arm if I get a scar it heals in like 10 seconds going to destroy listen listen listen listen listen listen listen takes an hour that’s a you see I’m already heal I just

Got okay see see see okay okay okay just because you can’t imagine it doesn’t mean that it doesn’t happen Okay I could say right now right like okay if I were to tell you I can change colors would you believe me could you imagine it now do you believe me

No I think he has an I lower than like 50 so just bear with him color blind by the way H while we’re while we’re doing this who all is streaming stupid idiot I’m going to I’m going to lower it so you say most of your wounds take a

Few seconds to heal at most yeah imagine someone that was closer to you on the like fighting and power scale okay hit you with oh oh my gosh do you know what a hypothetical is no it basically means something that doesn’t happen but happens oh so it’ll never happen in your

Head it might not happen one minute I need to do something real quick emphasis on the might might which means um you know about percentages right like probability CH likeliness okay if I were to say something has a 50% chance of happening that means if I were to roll um what can

I roll what can I roll what can I roll uh let’s say I were to roll uh that’s not really a good example uh I don’t have good example I don’t have a good example H whatever this will work okay let’s just say you know you

Know how you know how blocks have six sides right actually this is a really bad idea okay hold are you trying to explain like chance yes yes yes I got it I got it okay so this is a piece of paper right a piece of paper has two sides right we

Don’t we don’t now let’s say I it has a 50% chance of dropping on the side with the map on it okay which means it’s a half pay attention huh huh huh everything’s what we talking about basically what we’re saying hypothetical might not happen might happen it’s like

A chance hypothetical is a thing that hasn’t happened but could happen in Theory without testing and Mathematics being involved do you understand oh oh okay so in theory in a hypothetical situation give I give up someone who is closer to your power level not the same but closer stronger than us what’s a

Power level means like how strong you are like you’re you’re you’re strong in terms of like attacking and healing than me right I know yeah exactly so someone closer to you compared to me and you like in the middle or to attack you with something like this haah boom and you

Got stabbed imagine that takes a minute to heal that’s a lot longer than most of your wounds take to heal right no it might take like if something like that would take like 5 Seconds to heal that’s what I’m saying but imagine someone has a weapon that’s strong enough to do

Damage that lasts okay it’s not necessarily true but it could theoretically happen do you see what I’m saying no do you follow okay whatever basically imagine this was much stronger than it actually was okay imagine it now when I if I were to stab you with it in that scenario you

Would get hurt more than if I stabbed you in the normal world right but and then I just heal back at the same speed well not if the other one does more damage it will probably take a couple more seconds exactly so I’m saying imagine something like that that could

Take as long as a minute or something it would be crazy but I’m just hear me out okay and if that were to happen you would not like that even more than normal like not liking being attacked right huh okay I give up I’m been telling you man there’s no

Way bro you got to send this idiot to a freaking Psy there’s no way okay we had okay we have to like put him in like a life or dead situation what if we just like in order to actually he doesn’t die that’s the

Point but hear me out what if we what if what if we were just to like is he immune to Lava I mean I know his name is lava but is he immune to Lava I don’t think he’s immune to anything he just heals too fast oh oh one time when I was

Getting this this black stuff I fell into like a big ocean of this of this Burning stuff but it kept trying to kill me but I kept healing so fast that it just didn’t kill me see it’s not that he doesn’t it’s not that he’s Invincible it’s that he heals

Too fast listen bro listen bro I don’t know what kind of science experiment you are I don’t know what God created you injected with termination no hear me out he’s literally built different no no no hear me out things that are injected with the termination I don’t really remember that

Much things with the termination have the will refuse to die and he seems to be pretty close to refusing to die like okay you said someone created you like do you do you remember anything like from that point he said he remember the menion of God God um oh there was um a

White shirt that’s all I remember lab coat no no no white shirt like oh like a t-shirt um like like what you’re like the little glowy bit of it looks like the the what I’m wearing but but white but white huh you’re wearing white okay that’s all I

Remember okay could that perhaps be your father I don’t know well no cuz he cuz he’s like 10 and his dad’s not here so like what he had it had to be I mean to be fair his father could have gotten the milk or something you know I guess I

Mean I do that literally every day your jacket but white see this is why the majority of kids are like absolutely insane you got to be a home do you remember anything anything else I only remember like the back though the back yeah I he was wearing

Some sort of like remember face she’s wearing like a coat that kind of looked like in the same but that’s was there a blue stripe on the back or maybe two similar to yours oh yeah yeah yeah yeah almost around the same color as your eyes I don’t know I don’t remember that H do we got DNA tests or something is that a thing we don’t listen I’m going to be honest whatever mad scientist and or I don’t know whoever whoever made this guy is not uh not going to have taken the 23 and me yeah not a good oh okay try and draw

It no don’t do or or you can draw draw the guy draw the guy last time last time I did that you guys got rid of my drawing I won’t get rid of your drawing this time okay how about I have an idea I have this thing

Called a paint palette okay okay give it to right let me hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on be patient patient okay see things like this require you want okay I will give you candy when you behave no you’re going to

Give me the candy no no you’re going to give me the candy ow that is not how you ask for candy listen everyone huddle up actually no specifically I I I want Nether and Hershey over here all right what’s up bro okay team meeting give give us like three seconds

Okay listen I’m going to I need I need to like hey guys listen I need to go oh man it’s New Year’s Eve yeah no no no it’s what I’m talking about what’s that I mean it’s it’s the day before next month yeah exactly exactly I have

To I I have this thing I need to go do I need to go get milk cigarettes uh dear God get the mail at the same time so I’ll be back eventually got you bro see you next year I’ll be back like tomorrow or something see you next month bro where

Are you going Tommy I need to go get cigarettes pick up the milk and pick up the m at the same time please do not kill me lava I chased them out guys don’t worry strange danger lava lava lava I’m going to show you something okay I’m going to put this

Down this is called an easel okay you know what you put this it it helps this thing called a canvas okay you can put it down now I’m going to let you borrow one of my pallets okay you know what you can do you can draw on the canvas you can draw

Whatever you want what the heck you know you can blend colors you can make your own colors you know you can do whatever you want and you know you know what you want to know something cool when you’re done and you sign the canvas I’ll let you keep the painting I don’t

Want get away from me everyone get away from me don’t thinkes okay nether I found a solution to a shenanigans he’s an artist he’s an artist he’s been an artist this whole time so proud he’s trying I think what the hell is he trying is that is that you is that me

Oh you sure he’s an artist he has a you know hey I mean at least it’s better than him stabbing stabbing everyone he can let out his anger on the paintings I finished yeah okay you can sign it and and take it with you I’m going to do that to someone Whates to do do you want do you want do you want the paint do you want it do you want to you want the painting I don’t want to keep it I barely [ __ ] I can’t feel my hand sh my hand be my no longer but not anymore so so this is

Just what are you planning on killing nether no I would never kill nether why why does it look like nether though get away was the person I was thinking of oh I won’t kill another rat okay let’s let’s calm down with the stabbing aggravation will only cause more

Aggravation hey you want that candy then yeah I want the candy give me the candy give me the candy give me the candy give me the candy give me the candy get away from me get away from me R get away from me I need the

Candy I need the candy what water water I need the candy I need the candy get off of me okay okay okay okay okay okay oh where where’d you go I was killing someone but nether was the only person I was thinking up I won’t kill Nether Nether is my best

Friend laa get get away from get away from get away from me get away from me get away from me get away from me get away away get away from me get away from me that’s give me more okay okay jeez okay there there there okay that’s it though that’s it I want

Come no if you if you okay okay I I’ll make a deal for you okay I have six pieces of candy on me if you can prove yourself to have better Behavior by the end of this behavior is like the way you act right good behavior is not hurting

People I don’t like it say mean see but here’s the thing good behavior means more candy bad behavior means a brick to the head but what if I kill you and I take it off your body uh no no no no no no I don’t want the r on my head

Forever I don’t even the off my head yeah water will water will stay on your head forever if you kill me so what do you say you want to start acting nice around here bro I don’t like candy anymore damn all right so I guess you you don’t want this

Right we don’t want the murder don’t destroy I won’t destroy it I’ll uh put it up on the wall somewhere like uh like some sort of art project see look there it is there your oh my God it’s I’m it’s so cool yeah great now I have now I have a

Murder plan on my wall that’s fun hey can I uh by chance have that pallet back that I gave you but I want to draw more okay you know what sure sure whatever you want no I I you’re really indecisive I don’t want

It I had a so then give it to me no I want to draw more okay if you okay you want draw do you want to draw or not no thank you see and that gives you candy good job don’t get another leave him alone he’s having his

Own private time let let let let leave him alone let’s go back upstairs there’s interesting things upstairs talking are you okay friend are you okay friend uh where’s your eye CH chill let’s leave NE to his own decisions let’s go come on come on yeah come

Upstairs water do the thing water do the thing get on his head go do the thing do the thing do the thing water do the thing I’m not the eye stealer no I I don’t have your eye you’re I’m the only one with blue eyes not you don’t have

Blue up go up water I mean not water I mean lava lava go up or water water is going to stay on your head forever go no wait I wanted to show nether something I found you can show me you can show me no I want to show everyone well see you can

Show you can show nether later he’s not in the mood he not in the mood NE he NE stop hitting me or I’m going to kill you see that’s not very nice another another another another ERS you’re smart right yes what’s this oh my gosh can you uh pass that over why what

Is it by chance it’s a special type of plant I’ll think about it if you stop being mean to me is that what I think yes it is how the hell how the hell does bro have access to trucks I don’t know what kind of gardens are you

Exposing him to I not exposing to anything he’s going to [ __ ] off or what he just kind of flies into nowhere I can’t deal I can’t deal with them I can’t deal with them I can’t deal with him I can’t deal with I can’t it’s okay I’ll I’ll doal with him for the

Time being you just sit here and chill I don’t know what the get to the bottom of this everybody stay up here come on stay up here come on guys because nether needs time to himself okay guys why don’t we all just stay up here as a nice happy family NE

Stay up here and I stay down there and you wouldn’t bother him right so I guess there’s a fair trade I’m going to just going to Okay cookie get up and we’re logging this down we’re barricading it we’re barricading it we’re barricading this we’re barricading it this it’s on fire

What whoa whoaa did I EXC oh whoa who okay okay you cannot set this house on fire if you set everything on fire my house go poof okay my house oh I’m going to set it on fire then no no no no no no no no no no no no because then without

It I become homeless and I don’t want to be homeless you home Hess no I no no no no I can’t leave you alone can I I really can’t no no I can’t trust you you know what I’m going to do you know what no it’s just going to be me

And you in here buddy me and you that’s it you’re stuck in here with me oh see look around you you you know what these called These are called books I know what a book is do just in case you didn’t know but I don’t read them do you know how to

Read I don’t know oh dear um do you want to know how to read um is it going to help me in any way shape or form do you know to read the enchantment table or do you just go oo I choose this one yeah it seems to work out I get pretty

Lucky well I can teach how to read if you want to you’re suffering yeah maybe they could hey if you give me a clock I’ll be good for five minutes that is the worst deal I have ever heard in my entire life if you let

Me keep the clock I’ll be good for the rest of the day that is still the worst deal I’ve ever heard in my entire life why how do I explain this um there are just some things that people shouldn’t have you know can I so I can’t have this Fork

Uh uh that’s a weapon you don’t use that to eat ow yeah I’m going to remember that I shouldn’t have said that should I okay whatever um so you you do want to know how to read right kind of I can read I can read which time okay um all right how

About um hold on let me let’s see hey um I just want to know I’m asking for someone that I killed a while ago um how do you make a clock by chance cuz they wanted to know before uh they died and I and I want to tell them I’m going to

Send them a message in the mail and I’m going to tell them how to make clock I’m not that dumb what I’m not that dumb dang it what can I do to get the clock wait patiently no you can either keep sitting knock knock I’m going

To knock knock I need some food oh hi oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa okay never mind never mind I won’t I don’t want food I don’t want very aggressive 10-year-old he’s a very aggressive want food I don’t want food never mind leave me alone okay

Guys we don’t we don’t we don’t holy crap holy crap oh my God oh my I’m going to die I’m going to die I’m going to die I’m going to die I’m going to die I’m going to die man we really need to learn proper manners don’t we what it’s like that we

Need we need to learn manners guys it’s specifically you man what specifically you what I’m lock all right I have the keys to my own house yep okay you know what um you know what cuz since you know what you know what you know what oh hey that

Looks what that familiar to you of course listen there was one no no no change what well uh yeah that doesn’t look familiar to me at all I don’t remember I swear I swear I know what there goes up in a way yes this Work you know what you know what I feel like it’s my obligatory duty to teach this it’s spinning it’s spinning it’s spinning it’s spinning it’s that’s a glob what does that do a globe it’s a representation the world it does spin because did the world right the the the planet we’re on okay

The planet it’s a giant Cube It’s a big Cube everyone lives on one giant Cube and that Cube spins around this thing called the sun you know the sun right in in the sky right we spin around the Sun okay and when we spin around the Sun the planet spins like

This and that’s how we have night and day and seasons and months and all those things does that make sense lava huh you okay you zing up there budy what happened what were we talking about you were talking about how the how Globes work work and how the world works

It it um it falls and then it goes left right no it doesn’t fall or go left we we live in the the the planet the planet this planet our planet is in a Thing Called space someone told me to kill told me to kill someone oh oh unwelcome guest oh okay

Get out them what okay you could that you can’t just do that to me ow that’s that’s that’s rud attack me it attacked me see and that’s the right time to use murder if they ow not against me I meant the other guys NE what what does this mean again things stuff L

Up why are you breaking it we’re pretty lines see something very bad has happened what down here somewh okay he’s on can I have the clock now no no no you know what I’m going to read a book and I’m going to learn how to make

One see here’s here’s this book you want to read this book um oh I shouldn’t have probably let you read that oh why did I tell him to read that book oh damn it whatever he’s too stupid he’s too stupid to understand what it means he’s too dumb he to Dum he’s too

Dum what did the book say I don’t even know what it said I was just ring through the pages see yeah you’re you’re too dumb you know what I’m going to teach you how to read like I said I no I didn’t I don’t know what I’m talking about I want to read

This see how do you know how to say that fine fine fine cuz if I if I I can can I clear this yes I can no that’s oh okay SP I think I get it cuz you go it’s a line okay let me do this the easy way

It’s a line you have it and it’s not working no the line the line uh many this way and then it can go uh this way inant is this way and this way I think and then if I remember yeah and then um yeah but then there’s other

Lines you you want me to tell you a story I’ll tell you a story I’m line playing it goes um stops okay and then okay um uh go say all right all right all right all right all right all right um goes back where this again and then it goes uh okay hold

On I don’t remember okay okay okay so we can do a little bit of a story time sure sure you you want to you want to know what the spell is you want to know what the spell is NE I don’t remember what the lines are for the spell right you

Know how it makes a person you don’t need to know a that person is me it’s me and it it made me yeah it made me what see unlike you she can read so get wrecked anyway stupid but long ago long ago you see no no

No oh I guess no story time then rat on my head Rats on my head Rats on my head rat on my head there’s a rat head yeah any okay anyway what was I saying so long long long long time ago before I was made and um there was this

Person and she knew how to do magic and when she knew how to do magic she made a spell and that spell could turn you know inanimate objects like water a pile of ink you know into something sentient something alive something moving and then one day I hear someone she made me it’s

You oh dear what it’s you oh Jesus not again yeah tou me or I will kill you that’s it that’s the story time there’s nothing more nothing dangerous about me nothing at all that you totally skimmed over it’s just I want to read it you tried reading it can I read the

Book um you know what um uh how good are you with words what do you want what do you want what do you want what do you want what do you want what do you want what I’m bored I can okay um I was to that

Fast okay how about this how about this nether I’m fully healed already see I told you guysbody here I trust you okay fast to fast whatever you read in there and whatever you understand you cannot tell anyone is that clear after you read the book you can

Ask me any questions you want but you can’t tell anyone go itad what book what book what book what book what book you see you’re too dumb to understand okay you’re too Dum did you just call me dumb yes I did what you going to do about it what does that mean

Okay you don’t even know what being dumb means I don’t know there’s someone here don’t bully him okay he’s just a g d him I like that guy well I don’t he’s not alive dude that’s just mean I don’t care that so mean what he ever do to you bro

You just showed up one day I don’t care I’m going to kill everyone watch mark my word everyone in this world is going to die mark my word I won’t let you nobody will what are you going to do to stop me um I’ll talk let me let me discipline

Your uh dear old step brother over here what what’s going to end up happening is I’m going to end up reading to you the entirety of war in peace do you know what war in peace is it’s a really long fat book that’ll make you fall asleep in two seconds the minute I

Start reading it okay buddy what oh books I don’t like books exactly I’m going to like read a lot of books to you what that’s that’s what’s going to happen what if I I um there the teleport thing away I where I um I make everyone stop moving and then

I go over there and everyone starts moving again the teleport thing see unlike you everyone here like almost everybody here knows how to read so I’m just going to tell everybody if they encounter you that they should read they should they should start reading to you you can’t escape look look look

Genuinely look look at this this is cool this is cool look look tell me if you see me walking tell me if you see me walking okay that’s called teleporting oh okay CU everyone everyone just stops moving and I just walk okay I have the clock no you’re not allowed to have the

Clock go get my stuff dude okay for the dude for the past like 30 minutes I’ve been trying to get you to read something my goodness go no hey hey hey blue di right di right di right di right no no no please look I’m not going I’m not

Going to I’m not going to kill you di right okay I’m di right um by any chance do you happen to have a clock that I can have no don’t give it to him don’t give it to him forget that do not give that man

Clock not do not do not do not do not run hey person in the plane um do you happen to have a um fart do you do you happen to have a clock that I can have run fart why’ you do thatd that was I try to hit water

Fart you stole my plane come here fart bro my plane wait I he that dude stole your plane no no the water did oh di di can I have a clock please come come di come with me no I don’t want to come with you you’re weird and you also try

To kill me m I’m your best friend I’m your best friend I’m not giving you a goddamn clock you understand me c one second yeah but there’s a bunch of crazy kids go who put a wheat farm over you know what I don’t care all right guys back

Inside back inside I don’t like it in there I’m going to burn down these trees oh my God oh my burning a tree like I said he’s a very crazy 10 year old what ow new friend I flew a plane I’m proud of you how did a rap fly a a

Helicopter you know I I think I need for some reason out of all of you she’s the most intellectual one where’ NE go um gone no you just disappeared oh there’s a yo oh my goodness you are okay guys I just came with the best idea

Come I’m never going to be B again after this guys I don’t like the sound of that uh water no lav oh lava Okay lava get back in here [ __ ] deserve that one where did my thing go [ __ ] where did my thing go no in in where the hell did my thing

Go what did you lose I lost my Helicopter was my helicopter did this guy steal my helicopter huh why is he laugh I don’t know he shot down your helicopter I’m pretty sure but I don’t know oh here it is I got it never mind good rap person hello I’m going to burn down this

World I’m going to kill everybody see what water is friendly compared to the lunatic and cookies been pretty silent do you have food I do um I just need some and then I’ll be on the road anything in particular it it doesn’t really matter I

Just need anything I got you want I got berries you want berries no diorite doesn’t want berries diorite doesn’t want di doesn’t want I actually do want berries di that’s better yeah oh ne’s back ne’s back ne’s back leave me alone stay away from me

Stay away from me stay away from me stay away from me stay away from see ne’s having um hey stop let let nether be himself okay stop doing that guys I’m still on full health you’re also very fast I know I I can do things for some reason that’s

Nice who are you why are you see through I’m Hershey oh hi and you are Mr diorite burn this place down yeah me like that guy don’t mind the children don’t hey stop it burning your child burning your house it’s not he’s not my child I’m babysitting we’re trying to at

Least it means I take care of children like you I’m not a child I’m yes you are I’m a mature person and when I become mature I can get the clock I think I have became super mature the past you were kind of killing me earlier

Ow ow ow and you’re going to die like two seconds the past like 20 days I’ve been here I’ve been here for 100 days already and the past a thousand days that I’ve been here learning and being Sat On by B by a baby I’ve I think I’ve matured so much

See okay okay okay okay I don’t think you know what me let me set let me set the record for you l let me come here you see you see you see you see okay you are considered a child because you are 10 okay you will not be

Considered a child when you’re above the age of 18 oh who said I was 10 I’m 18 could you’re 10 no you said it nonstop you were 10 no I never said that I’ve been here for a thousand years ow you’ve been here for a thousand years

Okay buddy and you don’t know a single thing what I know everything I just I’ve been pretending what’s 2 plus two exactly how about you tell me since you’re such a a knowi it all cuz you clearly don’t know I know the answer yep I told you that’s correct I knew the

Answer I just want to see if you knew the answer but you didn’t answer no I just want to see if you knew the answer npe I want to see I wanted to see if you knew the answer I wanted to see if you knew the answer okay what’s in name

Times infinity that’s not a yeah that’s not that’s notada that’s not a that that’s not a I thought he would I’m going give you I’m going to give you a really okay what’s one plus one I bet he doesn’t know if he if he can’t tell me then I can’t I’m not answering

I’m not answering then I can’t answer okay okay okay lava I want you I want you to do this thing I want you to do this thing I want you to count with me count with me how many how many how many dandelion are there he

Just wow your your child is not really listening to you NOP it’s not even mine Lulu I’m not Lulu I’m not Lulu I’m not Lulu I’m not lul the Demons of the night are after us I’m not going to lie so you want a piece of me boy I’ll turn you on

Fire that’s right see the only the only person who’s been on fire lately is you bro I’m not going to lie ow he’s on fire he’s on fire he’s on fire you’re also on fire and there goes that person’s dog no it’s good oh it was smart it went

On the water I’m going to kill no don’t kill dog my dog so I have no idea can you give me better food cuz the other food is just it’s just I’m always losing hunger uh yeah uh oh I got apples hold on let me give you half of the

Apples here apples is good there you go hopefully remember kids apple is good for your health an apple a day keeps the doctor away guys what if a like what if a siren just started playing [Applause] around you know out of Cannon you’d make a really good R2-D2

Impression I don’t know just start screaming just start screaming like you were [Applause] ear yeah it’s R2D2 anyway back at the cannon get out of here ow okay you got your food go be gone oh my name is lava stupid rat oh what I’m super I’ll pass shut up die right oh my

Goodness okay oh I need a feather there don’t I oh yeah um I’m in um uh what’s what’s the name of it and then I’ll spell it new oh he’s in with his mentality kindergarten does anyone have a Feather by chance and not this one this one’s

Very special kindergarten use it in a sentence um I go to kindergarten on the weekdays um um um c i you don’t know what you’re talking about C it starts with a it starts with a K it starts with a K it’s t e r t e a r e n kindergarten bye

Everybody bye Diamond okay the the amount of mental you know what okay I’m going to I’m going to I’m going to teach you do you do you know what the alpha bet is Right lava I don’t need because the rat said I’m smart no it’s a b c d e

F um yeah I know the rest what’s after f um how about you how about you tell me cuz I don’t have to tell you I already know you want me to go through the entire thing you want me to go through all 26 letters okay tell the rat to stop

Hitting me okay rat rat stop rat water water stop water we’re going to we’re going to we’re going to teach him water we’re going to water we’re going to teach him I don’t know what your name is R how about tell me what your name is rat water water water we’re going to

We’re going to teach him the alphabet we’re going to teach are you okay why do you keep doing that why do you keep what your name again I didn’t hear it water her name is what my God okay we’re going to we’re going to go through the letters of the alphabet okay there’s

26 okay there’s there’s you know you know a b which ones do you know all the way a c d c d f and J you skipped a few no it’s a b c d e f j h i g k l m n o p qsr w t u v y and

Z now I know I don’t it that well that was all out of order Okay order there’s a there’s an order to the alpha B and you just scramble it everywhere okay I’m I’m going to J I made a j that’s G no that’s a j that’s g

J that’s G this is a g you dumb dumb that’s that’s a j no no that’s that’s that’s a that’s a G oh that’s a that is a really poorly written J Okay Okay g is used for words like green and we have an unwelcomed guest in here for like the second

Time sir hey friend how are you doing friend hey friend hey friend hey friend hey friend well he’s my friend now that’s my friend now okay you wanted to learn how to read right no wait wait I’m getting I’m putting my new friend in his cage get in

Friend get it friend new friend hey I have a new friend now what what the heck just happened oh dear the child can shoot Fireballs for fire my for fire for fire Okay lava oh I didn’t save it at oh I didn’t save it okay c

L r s t u v w x y and z okay lava here here here this is this is this is the okay this is the alphabet how do I open it this is you take your hand uh right and then you open the cover oh age one of one

That is not what it says at all Oh you mean the P oh yeah page 101 good job a b c d e f j that’s a g h no it’s not it is a j it’s a g it is a j it’s a j do do you

Know how do you spell the word green Well I’ll tell you it’s dos with the g e e n r you’re missing an r Wait what j e n r green okay the r is in a completely different spot anyways a b c d e f j h i g k l n m o

QR five t f v where are you getting five from w x y z what do you mean where am I getting a five from you put a five before the T that that’s an S no it’s not silly goose okay you want to okay okay look look look

Okay that is not what it’s that’s not what it’s supposed to say no that’s not what it’s supposed to say at all I don’t know who changed that um okay you know what I’m going to I’m going to hat okay what does that say h good job good job okay okay good job

Good job what about what does that say that okay okay mhm mhm sorry yes water I have a name you know what does that say another no that’s an M that’s an N stupid that’s an that’s an M okay mother I can’t we armor anyway you can

Keep it it’s fine it’s wait what’ you say it was Mother cuz you think it’s an M for some reason you clear there you go there you no it’s an M from this from from Death till Beyond okay it’s it’s called mother okay now now we’re going

To we’re going to we’re going to we’re going to uh let’s do this one what does that say father that’s great that’s great see you know how to read you know how to read okay let’s think of some were you doubting me I told you I was super smart

Okay this is a this is this is a this is a very hard word n Jake no remember what I said remember what I said n a j i Jake no that’s an M oh right you’re lying to yourself okay M jic why why is the in a why is the in a

Mic M magic magic see even even your friend’s getting mad at you because you’re saying it wrong he’s mad at you look at he’s screaming he’s telling he’s telling how you say the word he’s looking at your he doesn’t want to look at you because he’s so disappointed stop stop

Stop the lesson where’s my art oh yeah I don’t know I genuinely don’t know I’m going to tear this world apart if I don’t get my art back everyone is going down if I don’t get my art out of Canon I think I think it might have accidentally gotten burned

Uhoh do you want to draw do you want to draw completely I’m going to destroy this world no please don’t burn the forest down please don’t burn the oh dear God forest fire every I’m so not getting paid for this water bucket water bucket water bucket

Water okay yeah no this is this is an issue this is an issue this is a big issue this is a really big issue okay the trees are burning the forest is burning the forest is burning everything is burning oh my God yes no not not no you guys no

The oh and there’s Ash everywhere there’s ashes everywhere oh my goodness give it a try no no no no no no no no no bad influence I’m allergic to water this is awful this is awful give it a try cookie no cookie don’t give it a try don’t be tempted now

Give it a try cookie give it a try oh my god oh I have to replant the forest now oh no it’s spreading it’s spreading it’s spreading good job cookie oh my God yeah no there’s no way yeah I good job cookie Rats on my head that’s not my name rat you stiny

Rat yeah H do you not you know hsh why know you want warm see see no it’s you’re hurting the environment heating it up to make it to give we’re giving it a sunbathe a sun bathe see see okay the the trees need their leaves to photosynthesize in order to actually

Sunbathe so you kind of just killed them so oh that’s what I’m going to do to everyone else no no no no I’m preventing you why did you get no I’ve always had this I’ll take it off for now it’s pretty heavy her she new friend I’ve run out of berries

Oh I I don’t know if I have any berries I’m gon to be honest berries I do have Beres oh hey there’s the painting see see lava look your painting is back I don’t want it I don’t want it I don’t want it I don’t want it

I think I gave it to that one homeless guy who needed food so this this sucks this genuinely sized no wonder nether came to me bro this sucks what sucks that’s called a honey but yeah do you have a speech in impediment can can you not make the sound

Th is that why you keep saying neph instead of nether no no no no no no it’s it’s NE th H not F okay I want I want to try something I want to try something okay I I want to try something okay okay cookie cookie come here cookie cookie I have shiny berries I have shiny berries I want to I will give them to you if if if if you will let me teach

You something okay okay I want you to pay attention Okay because this is this is very important this is very important okay can you give me some of that okay okay okay pay attention pay attention Okay I want you to put your tongue oh my God stick your tongue out okay stick

Your tongue out like you know and then I’m keeping one for myself okay let’s just go back here like like back Jesus Christ well I’m trying to PL my hey best friend nether what does it do yes lava what does it do you shut up

Bro we can uh sell it to people and then we can become rich yeah to I want I want to be part of that okay tasty wait Can I taste it give me some back that what are you tasting that’s honey in a bottle it’s really sweet hey rat stop doing

That oh my God hey I’m going to let my pet out and see who it’s after it’s probably after me I’m going be completely honest you know what you know what I have a solution to all this I have a solution to all this you know nether ibe not nether

Lava I’m going be completely honest your behaviors have been out of like out of whack bro like whack what like you burned a forest down bro you you dragged cook for I burnt the forest down and then I gave the the little person the the fire stuff and and

They also helped they helped me oh my gosh uh don’t worry I’ll replay it later okay okay okay you know you know love love love I want you to look at me okay actions have consequences huh did you not care about your friend bro lava what happened what I swear he’s

Brain dead my friend’s gone where did he go did he Le no I killed him yeah I can’t believe he just dipped that was pretty rude oh okay and then when he comes back I’ll ask him how it was he’s not coming back he’s not coming

Back no oh see now you know how it feels see you you want to know what’s left of him that’s what’s left of him lava that’s what’s left I’m going to make everyone feel what he felt mm yeah will go to the afterlife just like him water

Don’t okay maybe I should not be here everyone’s going to the afterlife Diamond run Diamond I’m going to f I’m done NOP no no no no back off everybody Jesus back off back off back back back back back to the house back to the house back you back to The back to the back to the IIT I lost my entire dig system into the house I’m in the house water L water you know what I trust water you know I trust me too no I don’t trust you stop it oh my God I will put you on a

Lead and drag you around myself what if I just uh teleport out if you teleport out then I’m still going to be with you I’m going to be tuing on you like you know how dogs are on lead right if I switch with you

Um well you see I’m made out of group I can go what if I switch with NE then I’ll just untie Nether and then I’ll just go back after you seems like such an easy solution and I’d also probably try and put a blindfold on you so you can’t

Really see anything so then that way you can be maintained I can like like feel people guys I water I trusted you for like a few seconds did you really did person stole yeah they stole my plane W now I’m like now now I’m more obligated to now help this guy out

Apparently get away from me right now well look D if I don’t help you if I don’t help you this this water won’t give me the plane back so I have to stay here I will kill you I will make you experience the they made my friend experi the

Afterlife and I’m going to send you to say hi to my friend I will I will give you your hey laa how about we how about we talk about your feelings do you know what feelings are no and I don’t need to know diam there you go you got your PL

Oh thank you okay bye I’m going to kill you here you go it still has remnants of the alphabet in it but you can write whatever you want because you it’s okay else for some reason I don’t know don’t don’t don’t me you’re one of my favorites what at least I spawn here

Okay okay mhm yeah yeah know but like you can come visit anytime you want haha haha I turn your books to the side [Applause] haha okay yeah you can write stuff on the Map originally it says close the door oh my God squiggles what squiggles can we do something else I don’t want to be here anymore they’re stupid you’re stupid ow you’re ow ow you know what I can what can I do I can do magic tricks I guess I don’t

I’m running out of options here I’m genuinely running out of options I’m I I I’m running out of options I’m guys who magic trick can you teach me how to fight better well guys I disappeared and I reappear again do that it’s part of who I am but I can disappear back

Reappear he reappeared and surprise go back what hi where’ you go and in one minute I turn a whole different color who what the heck she’s it’s not pink it’s not pink it’s not pink it’s not pink it’s not pink it’s not pink whoa I’m not pink anymore what yeah what you

Do yeah let me uh let’s do Let’s do let’s do you know what you let’s why not let’s let’s let’s let’s let’s let’s have a little fun shall we let’s have a little bit of fun let’s have a little bit of fun all right all right all right all right

Right if you want to use this uh okay hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on let me let me do a little fancy let me do a little fancy thank you okay for this magic trick for this magic trick

Um uh uh I am going to bring in my good old friend uh the other the other me I’ll be right back oh what’s up guys is total totally different other person stupid idiot get out of this house idiot you don’t live here lives here idiot I’m a good friend

Of I’m I’m a good friend I’m a I’m a I’m a good friend I swear I’m a good friend um I’m a I’m a good friend guys and and and and and and she and she wanted me to leave a Parting Gift you see this good friend good friend good friend can we

Have a little a good friend good friend I want to ask you something I want to see if you’re really a good friend I want to see if you’re really a good friend okay good friend good friend oh do you know what a clock

Is I do know what a clock is can can I have one yes child you see or she told me about you she said no clocks for you where she that was the wrong button no my friend died guys my friend died again but and huzzah I return again H killed

My friend again the child was taking herself apart what oh I put things into it’s not really that’s not I don’t think that’s healthy go there’s holes gazoon tight no they look like the hole in your eye did someone take your eye out let’s not ask another personal

Question ask ask another a personal question all right let me ask you a personal question okay why do you like killing so much because it just feels fun I just just have like this this like feeling that I have to do like this Instinct just I just want to cause

People trouble I just want to hurt people his father father hery you said father you show me father on the on the floor wait I’m sorry can you repeat what you said what you you showed me the word father on the floor NE said father oh my gosh her wings are

Gone yeah F Fu [ __ ] what about father though like besides like me showing you another saying it what about it I don’t know white the white thing the white clothes and the blue light you think he’s your father I don’t know his father he’s the father of all of Lely in white ACC on is Clos again NE um I think there’s it oh no don’t I think there’s probably only one solution because you know I like I’ve been babysitting for quite a while now I’m not going to lie it’s been like a solid few hours maybe even a few days I

Don’t even I can’t God are we finally done for today I hate never too late for abortion abortion what it’s never too late for abortion well I mean I mean after the kids out of the womb that’s just murder just never late what an abortion it’s a very fun thing you want

To see I’ll I’ll give a demonstration just come out here into this field okay you ready yeah I want you die who you can break things didn’t it work nether didn’t work you can break stuff nether I think I have a great idea for what we can do

Tomorrow or not maybe not tomorrow or just we I have a great idea what we can do together for some bonding another oh NE pointless NE I have a great idea nether sorry sorry my internal voices were asking me about where did everybody go hery they’re over there thank you you’re welcome my

Internal voices were asking about sushi that’s great oh what happened over here I tried to deal with him him wait you mean him yes huh didn’t I assumed it didn’t work what happened what You that is like the best timing you could have possibly done oh my goodness I think I have a great idea what if me and you have some quality time together and and go explode someone’s house no no he clearly doesn’t have the likings of he clearly doesn’t like you but but

But lava lava lava I’m going give it to you straight bro where are you at where’d you go I’m I’m going to say I’m going to say these words nether doesn’t like you yeah you don’t know what you’re talking about why do you think it why bro he

Tried to kill you no he didn’t I didn’t feel it if I didn’t feel it then it didn’t happen Mo move you’re lying no your skull is just beyond damaged it it’s insane to me get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off hey

Rat you’re so close it’s water who said that diamond I suggest you run who said that I did I said that I am the voice in your head what that is my head I am the I’m the voice in your head lava what you must not kill what no

Bo what I have a voice it’s bad for the environment what it’s also bad for your mental health voice you understand yes you got the voice in your head calm down it’s normal it’s noral stop talking stop I don’t like it I don’t like it I don’t like it I will

Stop talking if you stop killing no I will never stop killing you stupid voice you don’t know what you’re talking be here forever forever forever do you think I’m stupid no [ __ ] no [ __ ] do you think I’m stupid AA go you idiot go I’m going to kill you I thought you

Were wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait talk this out stupid how about we talk for like you know maybe a second ow no the amount of times that I’ve gotten hurt this this babysitting session is insane to me oh great now you have like

Now you have like two kids on you bro I do oh hi the rat well I mean the rat’s the nice one so you you don’t have tired wait you get tired of running huh you you you get tired of running right it’s just just annoying yeah know running is quite

Exhausting in indeed indeed I what if we try and put them all to sleep sure man man using my Powers it really when I when I make everyone stop moving and I just go forward it really like takes a lot out of me feel really tired after mhm mhm oh man okay you

Know you know I have I gotta like let me let me plan this out in my head really quick let me just I got to I got to like think about something really quick guys I have a great idea what I remember earlier when I was walking around the world trying to find

Stuff I found something and oh hey guys how’s it going um so I may or may not have put the respond okay so you know what I’m just going to walk out oh I can’t walk out there’s fences go be free be free bye okay so yeah um I remember I was out

Exploring and I found something with like a cave and it had something in it that I want now I just have the urge to go get it now because I feel like it interest me does not appear to be so I’m going to go get it and I’ll be right back

What what is it what is it right back I think I know what I’m going to do there d what what do you now you know what I need ah I’m back I’m back what I said steam engine I’m back guys guys guess what I found in the blue person’s

Base did you rob someone’s base you remember that you remember die right I know where he lives and I found and I remembered that he had something you guys want to know what he had did you steal a clock you had a clock he had a clock had a clock he had

A clock you had a clock he had a clock hey you idiot he had a clock he had a clock he had a clock clock the clop the CL drop the clock drop the clock drop the clock cl cl get a clock he’s whipping his clock out get a clock drop the clock

Clock man your clock did I just hear someone’s appropriate Gojo satu BR joh someone stop someone stop him he had a clock guys I think guys I think he alone is the honored one a clock he had a clock was killed by his clock clock it feels so someone stop him

Clock clock I have a clock John I have a clock where my God I’m going back upen take care of the situation clock no clock no clock CL mother of child go go go get your kid I’m trying Hey Hey which kid hey all of them just feels amazing where’s another you

Saw J I saw J guys I saw J J my calls here my calls kaka kaka here my calls kaka kaka where’s NE um um guys what if we kill lava where guys where’s I I I need that oh ne ne now he’s like he’s like disappear oh

There he is why are you why are you on me oh they’re off oh he’s on the sky okay listen give me the clock please give me the clock I love the clock I don’t I don’t care if it feels amazing I need I need ow ow ow ow ow

Don’t kill me don’t kill me don’t me it’s not yours it’s diorite clock it’s Di’s clock Diamond say it’s not it’s not my clock oh it is my clock and I need it back no you don’t you never he needs it to tell the time nope it was on his wall

He doesn’t need it yes he does because see it’s on his wall because he need to display it okay when you display you he wasn’t there he wasn’t there he he wasn’t looking at it he just because he wasn’t there doesn’t mean you can just

Take it okay NOP no see what if I went to your house okay and I were to take something big that’s yours you know what I’m going to go to your house and I’ll kill you and I’ll get it back okay okay okay no I’m going to steal something I’ll steal something so

Valuable fine fine give clock fine I’ll give you the clock I’ll give you the clock I’ll give you the clock it over right now that’s night time a couple you can’t so you can’t kick this is why you’re not allowed to the clock anyway how’d you get here you

Know what you know what since I’m kind of sick of all the shenanigans all right oh kids children let’s gather outside shall we all right another wait split we’re outside because uh cuz uh had a clock mean you will be on fire forever you need to CH children CH children children

Put your weapons away put your flammables away put everything away calm down water get out of myat I’m permanently F okay water lily get out of the helicopter please okay I am I am I’m ending this babysitting session okay I would like to say cookie water you two are great lava

I expel you from my house and never come back here again okay you hear me you hear me I’m I never have here again let’s go nether end your life let’s go nether come on let’s go home NE I mean okay okay okay okay NE nether if if you’re okay like

Okay just don’t bring him over to my house I’ll come over to your house okay and then you can you can just visit my house okay we can we can do a trade out like I don’t trust him in my house let’s go guys stupid nobody likes

You no I’m following you back no you’re not I’m following you yes yes I am we’re going home finally I hated that place I’m never coming back I never go back right I see okay here’s the thing though you may never come back to my house but I’m

Going to come over to your house oh my God I’m going to come back see I’m a I’m a and his friend invisible charm of keeping yes my invisible charm of keeping friend no way Mr charm of keeping there oh okay mrow ow ow I’m gonna die I’m literally gonna oh he he

He knows Sans okay he knows Sans that’s lady yeah you you know s she will be back no she won’t man I’m stupid I did not I did not say that that is I did not just hear him say that I’m stupid why is bro cooking Tron Tron Tron you should like

You should like jump in this oh jump in this the grinder I could around yeah jump in the grinder guys guys limited TR is grinding on right here right now live grind session he’s grinding so hard holy crap he’s grinding let him grind said said said

Said said the honored one I don’t think I want to live anymore damn this is probably like the worst spot are you getting Bar Fall oh you were in water You Were Dying huh yeah like I fell in water and bro time stopped and I was like um

No yeah know 12 no you’re not where’s where’s this ne ne ow you guys just have like a like a big a big water wheel you don’t have anything else you don’t have a wind engine a steam engine you you just have a big water wheel you got through your

Big water wheel over there there’s also steam engine over there but it’s practically do nothing okay let me let me let me look at the steam engine see how it works okay so there’s water here then then we have the copper pipes and then you get the blaze burners

And the campfires and the boiler I’m going and you put the steam engine okay okay oh no no no no no no no he grinded too hard guys he grinded a little too hard man we’re at R okay is that all are you going home

Now we are home I don’t know am I yes you are I don’t want you here you’re never coming back here again well okay listen if need be if need be ne ne ne listen listen if you need me you know where I’m at yes and

And and I’ll come over and take over don’t worry I got you why are you making weird noises diorite I’m trying to climb and it’s not di he’s edging he’s just edging no I’m clipping you okay with these guys now diamond diamond you you want me to you

Want me to take over with at least two or something I’m not touching that okay you know what y want to hang out with me for a little bit we can paint some more all righty let’s go oh my God John are gremling guys hey NE why are you depressed this little

[ __ ] you mean the guy that’s the the L Guy ow ow NE what you should do is you should like we should do something together together you shouldn’t do something with that guy he’s kind of ne ne what you need to do is okay is anyone here streaming oh wait lava streaming I

Can’t say it I’ll I’ll DM it I’ll DM it into the ne invisible there you go then then then you won’t have to deal with him can a child [ __ ] oh well I’m sorry now that wait wait NE I got it I got it punt him just

Just kick him okay I’m gonna end the stream things get um out of hand okay you’re on fire all right hope people enjoyed my two and a half hour stream now just goodbye everybody goodbye everybody I bye everybody everyone go in the fan server in general chat and ping Diamond fantasy

And say diamond fantasy is gay all right goodbye no please don’t stream is ending