I Yeah Aahah We La N Oh hello we’re back we’re going to play a couple hours of Minecraft I think Olivia is joining us so um yeah oh hello hi I didn’t it’s expect to hear suddenly how you doing I haven’t spoke you afternoon you you’ve been baking huh haven’t spoke you all afternoon cuz you’ve been baking Girl Lally like 5 hours like 6 hours I’m my back is like broken I if I stand for like 5 minutes then I sit it hurts so much I sit again what’s happened to you can you stand when lay down oh yeah that too I should like that kind of tops Now I’m get too old everything’s broken okay hey I I had a dream and I apparently I have to build a portal to go a different world there any way I could stop this invasion of our world of this of this world we’re playing on right Now that’s cool no one’s going to no one’s going to join I think cuz it’s like it’s 3 in the morning here this is the time I always stream every everyone joined oh but I cuz I think in the US it’s also like but it’s also Christmas Merry Christmas is it us not it’s Christmas Eve I know but Christmas Eve people do stuff okay oh any I’m I’m I’m still going to stream feels better to Do I’ve got NE Nether Nether wart block that sounds so gross your wart that’s so mean is it like a ball joke or something what is it means they probably do have [ __ ] warts I don’t have we probably you know I that have WS what the [ __ ] what is so rude anyways I’m Here I’m finally going to build my house no you’re not I need help to clear out the rest of that [ __ ] what are you talking about I swear to God I’m going to end the stream immediately if from anyone just building stuff here what do we have to do I have To build the defenses though no one’s helping me there lots of stuff to be done I can’t build the whole thing by myself where are you I’m I’m carrying my butt over here uh I got two Nether wart I got to make the portal I got to Make the portal from songs in my head what your song is stuck in my head yeah it’s meant to be catchy we’re going to make a portal from uh Netherrack obsidian and crying obsidian or three different layers that’s going to be hard where are you I’m at I’m at the Duck feet getting some equipment what is that the two duck feet I don’t know what that is D duck feet aren’t lined up properly is you don’t know what the duck feet are the two giant glowing duck feet that everyone makes fun of no you don’t pay attention to my Stream at all you can tell you that you’re not a viewer I was baking we called duck feet over and over again last few episodes the episodes you claim to be watching H I’m joking who is that who’s who there’s a man with a hat what there’s a man with a Hat okay creep me out cuz that’s usually I’m kidding the man with the hat is usually he’s here electric Nick but what why why no one’s logged onto the server right now what what you talking about where where are you what do you mean electric electric Nick has the easy has A little top hat on no no it’s like a character in the game not a [ __ ] player I swear but I’m being chased by monsters because of you look there’s a thing with a hat not that guy I just killed right no come we going knock this down where oh great skeleton Ow he disappeared I’m being I’m going to die it’s easy enough to die you just don’t die yo you’re out there with a million monsters I know I’m running cuz I was trying to find the man with a hat this guy where he’s a zombie no not him there Was a man with a hat I just they just break my shoes BR there was literally a man that was wearing a hat you mean a witch I don’t know no it was a man this this person right here a this is bad this is bad this is bad this is Bad this is I’m going to die I’m [ __ ] I’m dead oh [ __ ] I’m dead which person get away I’m going to die yes that person do you see him that’s a witch oh okay and if I don’t eat I’m going to I’m going to perish any Second we have to go around the sleep we have to go around the oh my God we have to R the sleep I’m going to die what is what is he doing here it’s a witch it’s not a man why it’s a witch they’re going to come kill You they throw curses and things on you or potions or whatever and you die help I’m going to die yep they throw a potion you go to the one heart you have to keep eating and stuff the die there’s like 500 million zombies please well this place is cursed what do you Expect wonderful world of our server million one curses and people what I thought we had to sleep well the morning came oh it’s in real life where are you going to start wearing like my housefit is too cute I lost my Sho yeah but you’re going to die Constantly and it’s you’re pay in the ass for me I I don’t care okay what do I have to do we have to dig out that that area where you blind that I like I don’t understand where are you I’m about to at least give you a Helmet I can’t find you I never see you in this game what I hiccuped I’m switch get my health up I’m not doing so so well my health is very bad okay okay we have to dig out this stuff Remember what stuff we did it last time it’s not finished oh look at this ugly thing here you know we blew we blew it up we blew this thing up and we found like someone’s hidden base I know I was there on the stream yeah See you say I don’t I don’t watch I do I believe you cuz I said oh look it’s my stuff which it actually was what stuff this is not your base it was yes it was mine because when you blew up my house this is not yours yes it was too Complex to be you then to build tunnels and mines no you don’t you underestimate no no I overestimate you no you’re disrespecting me again no okay Nick Uh all right I want some of this stuff nether rack nothing like a good rack a good Netherrack what what the name of the item why you being weird cuz you’re being weird why are you being weird no you’re being weird no you’re being weird [ __ ] up good one we just got now No one’s going to see us stream you swore I you swore first no I didn’t yes you did me I can swear yeah but not in the first 10 minutes 15 minutes of the stream that’s your fault you never you never told me that you said I can swear Where swear whenever I want just not the first 15 minutes of the stream well you never said that well now I do my problem not my problem it’s never your problem exactly it’s always my problem everything’s my problem I I really care we they ask subscribers that even watch anymore I finally got some enough coal sound huh What like I think it’s a cave sound oh no that’s not a cave sounds like no there’s like little weird cave c music sounds okay we got nine diamonds now oops I have so much [ __ ] to do in the morning I have absolutely nothing to do But I still feel like I’m busy like I have a list of things in my I I did I made a list in my notes cuz I’m going to forget [ __ ] that I have to do we get for being a busy Lady all maximal iron AOA blue a what I the flow’s called Zoo blue a or something but they just can’t pronounce words how you say that blue it I i’ have to see if I say blue it sounds French so I’m going to say blue a is it b l EU U no Oh well then how’s it spelled b l u e t okay blood blood yeah [ __ ] is blood I don’t know a BL a BL what it’s a Russian flare you’re Russian am I Russian I’m fat does Russian I’m fat and bolds doesn’t mean look Russian average regation 420 that’s funny or I’m Digging me too I’ve been digging for the past 30 minutes cuz I’m your [ __ ] slave we don’t use that word right here well I do because that’s what I am to you that’s terrible yeah I know but it sounds mean you call me you call saying that’s like slave work like it Is just to dig a little a little safety barrier for the base you’re calling you’re call okay so me trying to keep people safe is just makes me a bad person if you say so I mean I’m just trying to be good to to the community and I’m trying to run a call I’m mean I’m in a guild here yeah exactly just because everyone sleeps in the same little area doesn’t mean we’re all cult all right that’s actually exactly what it means probably that’s why I got in trouble for the religious grounds on on Google saw a bunch of stupid people Playing on the server and I said oh God what’s this a lot of stupid people all congregating that’s the cult what cult little stupid people stupid people going to Cults I must say everyone who’s played with us is stupid but the vast majority have been pretty Stupid I’d say like half probably been pretty dumb the other half have built really cool stuff and they’re like really helpful and nice like me good the other half of them like the people who go can I join and then ask same question ever and ever Again see the nice thing about me as a streamer is that I’m not nice just cuz I I I want the subscribers I’m just going to be myself if someone’s stupid I’m just going to say they’re stupid plus I noticed most streamers that like really they’re just [ __ ] even I’m not an [ __ ] I should probably act like an [ __ ] it’s like a better way to do it like didn’t say a thing after that it’s likey a grav that I’m not asso cuz I’m dissociating what’s that supposed to be it means I’m dissociating why cuz I’m like focused on my Tasks of pressing a button just walking forward no it’s I’m literally breaking down everything I’m in the same area as you why can’t I see you CU you’re [ __ ] [Applause] blind the things we do just to get a bit of view from our base we just want to see the nice Skyline I’m being forced to do this I’m not doing wow thanks for like destroying my stream by saying that you don’t don’t like what you’re doing and the kids going to watching a oh yeah this is pretty [ __ ] [ __ ] isn’t it let’s go do something else [ __ ] no one’s watching like exactly Cuz they they they they’ve learned over the last month that they just that they’re doing tasks for no reason CU there’s there’s no meteor there’s nothing okay it’s it’s a smoke screen it’s just a cult hi green it’s just a cult nothing ever happened it’s just like the story of Jesus and the reason you celebrating Christmas right now it’s for it’s for a madeup character that someone made in the Minecraft server 2,000 years ago [ __ ] cancelled for religious things again no no one’s watching you are you you are you you you think like YouTube’s watching right now I know these guys Said something bad about Jesus it’s when you talk about the other Jesus that’s that’s bad that people are come and cut your head off for this is just normal Christian just just putting a complaint form so you didn’t say a thing is it’s true associating I already told you I’m Associating my T latte now oh no we have to sleep again I’m stuck in a hole I can’t sleep I’m kidding I wonder whose base that was that we blew up who was the Spy it wasn’t yours you’re not skilled enough to do that I know because we Played together for like 4 hours and you just pluck flowers and then you you spent like 2 hours getting trees and you get gave me 12 pieces of log which came from like four trees like what are we doing the whole time I was doing what you asked me to do You were recording Tik toks by the trees in the water while I’m making me and all home wait M where did the ass come from Jesus this is actually a religious Channel Merry Christmas Merry Christmas everybody the meteorite was the second coming of the Lord um I don’t know where it came From I was just in a cave reading books remember oh you’ve never read a book in your life yes I have I’ve read Z Zachariah and i’ and I’ve read Andrew Tat’s how to manipulate people say I read two books that’s not even true I don’t even know made made a book called That I’ve read one book in my life how many books have you read I’ve read actually probably like hundred I’m not real books yes how many books that weren’t smart have you read hundreds I used to be a huge reader when I was younger but okay name Four [ __ ] I’m not naming anything see I’ve guys i’ I’ve read a thousand books I read the home Hunger Games I the H Maze Runner likes the [ __ ] up that’s some that’s like kids things no well I was in [ __ ] I was like smaller I I’ve read a thousand Books I read cat and the hat I read the B1 and B2 the banana Story how is it there’s like seven different books in one series like oh is that more is that iron oh yummy I got iron why is there a random door because that was a base that was There that got BL we blew it open it was hidden and we went what the hell is that I’m breaking the door Who’s Laughing the witch is coming back to kill me all right where’s the witch let’s get let’s get the [ __ ] where’s the witch I don’t know but I heard an Evil laugh and I’m scared y this this is the safe side do you guys want to know what’s going to happen do you want guys want to know what’s going to happen I had a dream and the dream told me that there’s going to be a Portal on our planet on our our world not a planet on our world that you’re annoying that we have to build a portal of obsidian Netherrack and crying obsidian that means we have to go on a track we have to go get why’ you do that I didn’t it’s the Witch stop I’m using it to like be up oh yeah like you’re annoying you make me work for you and be a slave you make me want to sweat like break me down and if you cry I’m going to push you push you push you so uh is it the right lyrics I Forget I’m I us that song really well how do i f lyrics I sang them like a month ago called demena uh I think I’m actually probably am getting dementia sometimes my arms shake for no reason that’s fine I don’t expect to live very long anyway see I’m Coughing what Mk make sure no one uses end crystals or respawn anchors because they blow up I can one shot netherite oh that sounds bad it’s a welld designed home I should just build the whole city of the TNT actually that’s a great idea what’s that sound I’m get scared a Creeper just blew up and our friend corn died oh that’s the very unfortunate moment in life when you get blown up by people die come on I guess I’m going to come on come on guess where you guys do that I’m going to like fix this Wall I need another pickaxe give me one right now exactly that’s what I thought you have the tits not me I have to do it what heard they saying help me come back come back come back when a woman has the tits come back me they have any the Offer all men all men offer cuz they’re Monsters ah I took back your [ __ ] earlier wait I don’t want rotten meat stop giving me that oh what I just got robbed did you just take a pickaxes how dare you that was very funny how dare you please thank you I’m sure you didn’t Mean it thank you thank you hello I keep getting bullied in this game can can cor hear me can you can cor hear me oh my belly is feeling a bit upset again I I vomited there earlier was so nice I was like I feel like something’s Wrong like I don’t feel right I feel like anxious it was terrible what you need iron for for pickaxes honestly it’s fast just to use like the stone stuff oh I’ve still yeah I’ve got my armor still can you believe I did this all by myself cuz you don’t help me Go I I’ve done like 90% of the work no I have built almost no okay I haven’t really built everything here but I have mined almost all the material I mind the materials I I am the main no yeah cuz if I was the man I’d be the Man I’d be the man if you were a man this Bas be twice his [ __ ] size shut the [ __ ] up true though there’s something really wrong with my throat I keep coughing is the Conant talking oh there’s a spider please help me you just one shot the spider bro no You just tap the attack button and step backwards once please help me where are you please two there’s a baby where there’s a baby please please please please please they’re creepy little ones they’re really fast too last I checked little kids that run very fast I don’t get why they did they did That oh my God I almost died that was so scary like if you watch 100 m Sprint it’s adults you lucky didn’t see little kids Sprint and win that cuz that’ll be slavery like what you’re doing to me he stop talking about slavery like you weren’t even alive for It I am I’m living it right now that’s not true look you slavery is just getting out of bed and like having to go like to college that’s true or like just breathing air getting any any minor inconvenience in slavery having to go to the bathroom up your butt Slavery that’s true cuz it’s very hard you’re dad not playing for your Spotify account why don’t you have Spotify cuz I don’t make it in your we country that’s not true which I don’t live in like [ __ ] Syria wow why would you bad math Syria I’m not I’m just saying I don’t Live there so I don’t have that problem just shows how much you’re in touch with like the third world country people yes you can Bor for iron I thought I said yeah I think I was answering and she like interrupted me I that’s actually not true you just Were ignoring him I don’t ignore people I just don’t really read the chat I I I’m I’m I’m focusing on the game you know if I thought that there was no I just I noticed the Crosshair suddenly and it really bothered me that there’s a Crosshair in this game And then I asked you Olivia do you have a Crosshair he said no so you may waste 20 minutes a crossair the little cross that’s in front of your character that I never noticed until I saw it I I I don’t play with the um Oh but it’s cuz I don’t play with that I play seeing my character you you see character running around yeah I I don’t like when you I don’t like first person it’s really ugly wow what a conso g so I couldn’t tell you if there was a Cross or not because I don’t even play with that the POV if there’s a chest under it it’s my storage where where’s your storage you didn’t put a storage chest like in my area right I’m going to get chicked cuz it’s annoy me how how dumb are you that you just Randomly noticed that there was a cross don’t know which chest what you talking about what chest I’m following corn to see what he’s talking about what chest America uh can’t bro yes don’t call him that he’s he’s going to get mad now people say BR when to get mad and it’s annoying to me I like I want respect or something I don’t give [ __ ] I just I just BR what do you Want but if I was a man I’d be the man I’d be the man I’d be the man if Lana the right was a man that’s not Lana song I’m just okay well what what was going to say anyway what were you going to say okay If any female artist was a man they wouldn’t be famous that’s true cuz men suck no yes so you’re actually being sexist live on on live on my stream I think I deserve it cuz I’ve been I the last like streams have been disrespected as a woman so oh Yeah if woman if woman gets respected he complain that the man’s wake and if if you get this respective you complain the exploding in the air there’s no physics in this game well I don’t like that it’s floating it’sing gross Rip oh my god when um oh wait oh no that’s fine when the other was when okay I’m going to speak in code when before when it when wait what are you talking about when um somebody was like oh why can’t I join I’m going shot myself piss Myself what can I join what or what just think you mean the kid I almost beat you mean the hether one no earlier today and it was like oh remember yeah I liter I’m not even kidding I was going to PE myself like I lit I think I think I did by Accident it basically was past me did on purpose but present me at the time didn’t know didn’t remember that was what happened if I was a man it’s cuz he told me the F off and then I accidentally like I blocked him temporarily girl that’s not why What what do you mean it happened on stream oh can you give me another pickaxe please I gave you like six no I only got two I don’t know where the four other ones went I’m not kidding then he has he has them well I don’t know please give them to Me all right they’re in the chest Here oh I just did a really long poo poo F stop stop what what stop what stop saying that I you have a poop fight no that’s when you you fart stop and they’re really warm and it means there there a pooo coming stop st St I don’t like that I don’t Want to know what poop FS are no you Santa Santa Claus is coming to town this are you I’m kidding Santa Claus is busting not yeah stop what it’s not nice look Santa Claus is married I’m pretty sure he’s busted a few nuts with Mrs claws yeah or with his Elves that’s the question both why are these all M mismatching numbers ah stresses me out oh my God how did you sort these lady how do i s what how did I sort what didn’t say big Ravine the mobs fall in What oh cool yeah wish put lava at the bottom so it all burn to death lava lava that’s what you said lava no you said lava I didn’t say lava if I break the chest does all the stuff inside like get broken yes and it re annoys me Okay I will make sure to do that you did be quiet see said lava no that was that was say you’re ruining my accent I hate you I’m never going to go to Canada I’m going to no one especially yeah I have I stup For check I be like what you got doing I don’t want talk that well it’s lava not lava like I didn’t say lava it was an accident yes you did he you even said you did did so I clip it and prove it to me I don’t do anything you ask me To I bely Differ what said I beg to diff I just wanted to say that word not being weird not being weird what’s sweet about it s Claus Is Coming Town guys Christmas it’s not christmaseve excited no it’s Christmas Eve Who’s excited for Christmas nobody’s watching what what’s on your guys’s Christmas list please Tell me um webcam uh my lock a new superhero suit a mask that’s embarrassing you’re embarrassing no when I’m getting like a million subscribers you’re driving a Bugatti you’re going to like be complaining then I’m not ding you’re going to be you’re going to be like hurry up put the [ __ ] suit on again need 100 Grand okayy jeez [ __ ] anyways what’s on your guys guys’ Christmas list what are you asking Santa Claus or CL I want then more copyright stries oh I nearly been here for a month in your L okay what what are you wishing What are you asking for for Christmas he’s wishing for the streams to end if anyone wants to to buy me stuff for Christmas I’d like a Sephora gift card no one knows what it is no one knows what it is what do you mean no one Knows what it is 95% of my my viewers men what’s going on that’s actually true they’re not men they’re boys but yeah I just know how to say Skittle B whatever the [ __ ] the word is cuz Skittle cuz skid SK isib Fu whatever esid I don’t know what [ __ ] that means I see it everywhere I actually don’t know what it is either I have no idea you would think I would know cuz I know a lot of things but don’t know that I know a lot of things too just no no talk to me about it Oh my stomach oh God oh God anybody else like when they get vomit they say be back go no one does that except you what’s I I can do really good like I cannot join the stream and play Minecraft at the same time somehow well somehow I can’t let People well leave sorry you have to oh my God cuz you’ll be able to hear me and that’s going to be really annoying wow I got myself a new admin cool yeah you go corn you enforce it that’s just for me to do just some want to [ __ ] off like okayy get Lost corn can do it you can do it too cuz people want to come onto the server just play and they don’t want to like be told answer me about their Christmas list I’m really upset cuz no one was watching I just have I I have Bots That’s it I’ve got like I’ve C four three Bots what all my viewers are Bots I got five of them they’re all Bots like it’s the reason is that I only had 20 cents that’s all I could afford ah I think the 12,000 views now on my video is Bot if my brother thinks they’re Bots cuz the YouTube adver was supposed to be like a th000 views something something just the 1,000 views 1,000 people to see the ad the but like everybody is like commenting like no I mean nobody’s commenting of all the people they have 10,000 views And almost nobody commenting at all actually all the people who have commented watch the stream that’s really weird to me they all warned us about times like this they say the road gets hard and you get lost when you’re led by I better stop I’m going to get killed annoying Again I don’t find you annoying I just I just blocked out after a while I just learned how to like not listen I think I’m going to mention that every single time stream I’m going mention that in wom disrespect that’s just what I’m going to talk about every stream and Both things are from the same [ __ ] nothing offense it’s in is it just a chill SMP yeah I guess so there is like a story base to it that we’re doing that’s all I have to say I’m too tired like to to talk about anything else than God we’re building our Headquarters see look we have a headquarters and we’re going to go a Java server where which will be like the other side of this place yeah to join you just got to subscribe like the video and then play but uh we’re building Community stuff so you can’t build your own [ __ ] everyone Works together corn almost died so like subscribe I’ll check if you’re subscribed and then I’ll um then give me username I’ll add you everyone works together as a team the player homes and stuff will be like Events maybe like next week or something oh my God what there’s a zombie literally right Next to me but the way that that the is that I’m like breaking the stuff there’s no steps so he can’t reach me and he’s just standing there and looking at me I’m kidding like he’s literally like a foot away from me okay now he’s killing Me that was a bad decision you’re going to f your death you keep running that way help me oh I’m dying I already saved you yeah you can come back out now okay I already saved your life lady no I’m stuck I’m D out I dug out a little area If You’ like to jump you’re not stuck wizard Jake let me check if wizard Jake is subscribed are we at 470 yes we’re 470 wow how do we get like 20 Subs in like two days please help me you fuing I’m I’m trying no I’m not suck because of me you Ran away like an idiot because I I was going to get Ked why is everyone who joins called Jake or Jack there’s so many of you guys cuz it’s popular ma male name in the US of a why is it of a of America America but there’s no of in the Word you had a climber yet you been playing for a week I knew how a climb after 5 minutes I made you a staircase stop what I have like do ban are you’re not nice oh my [Laughter] God that was funny you died right beside me also I’m Not from the US I’m British I’m really sorry for insulting you wow that that a whole like is a civil war I’m sorry for the insult I know that must be like like be insulting King of Cool 2 3 what’s hitting me I have a sore throat I keep like Coughing fire what’s happening I’m going to die how just like you’re right next to me oh there’s a thing shooting me where’s my stuff no one touched it still on the ground okay did you get the invite Jak Jake are you Jake Paul why are you acting like you can’t pronounce the [ __ ] name Jake I can’t pronounce the name ja it’s hot for Me I’m try everyone’s tough that’s actually true you can’t even say like anything properly what’s that all about you’re Canadian and French at the same time that’s stupid just pick one country and stick to it all right I’m not even French says the girl can speak flu and French and everyone speaks French where is he’s Aussie The Only Name he can pronounce right is Bruce I don’t know what that means that’s not fair I actually don’t know what that means it’s a um I don’t yeah I don’t get it Either Bruce oh yeah he’s right what the hell Bruce yeah I can’t pronounce Bruce I never knew Called Bruce what I said who the [ __ ] is called Bruce Bruce Jackson aqu Jackson’s cousin never heard of Bruce Bruce Jackson wait up I just what I kind think Of something yeah when I kind think of something I just lie oh I just fighted it’s a Monty Python thing I don’t listen listen oh it’s dead man I just realized I thought it was I thought it was a king of cool Bruce okay Bruce springy Fine I don’t I don’t know a lot of old people’s stuff I’m very sorry don’t know a lot of old people stuff he you do no I don’t yeah you do stop being weird please I was just about to say everybody that you know about is like in the 60s and [ __ ] huh like you pure pescal oh he’s not 60 he’s 50 so you like he’s not 60 he’s 54 and he’s turning that next year don’t know how he is I’m kidding maybe no I think he’s in his 40s he’s not 50 or I don’t remember I see I Don’t even know like I don’t yeah you’re lying I don’t when we talking private like yeah I called her I called her the other day she was using the new uncensored um chat GPT so she could have naughty talks with with that’s from from Joel from uh The Last of Us first of all we watched like two episodes and then we stopped stopped watching you was you stop watching I was enjoying it third of all that’s not even true you Lally sent me the thing and I was like yeah I I boyfriend and I’m very secure in my Emotional state and I just like look if you want to have sex with AI he’s a [ __ ] link I jumped you’re the one you’re the type of man that does that I did I did make my I did turn my AI I I I Spoke to Ai and I turned him gay it was so funny and then she got mad at me the AI told him that he was a he was a a gay person in the simulation and then I said and then I said hey you should have button your Pants and my AI went gulp started talking like Infinity show Shadow a bit and then he was [Laughter] like hey may with Goble I guess so that’s like that’s like not consensual oh he wanted it how would comedy from the 70s 80s and 90s be old people’s stuff because I was Not born in the ’90s so or the 80s or the 70s so yeah that’s what she worrying you that Y2K they worried about that was her birth I yeah that’s actually true I’m a I’m a y 2K baby so I don’t know about that stuff you know she’s older than me might Set up oh hello do you want to get yourself like some uh here you go here’s some here’s some of this stuff make some stone tools help us dig we’re trying to clear out all this [ __ ] hole uh there’s one chest they don’t touch should be some sticks in here I Just get a tree uh maybe I’ll put this thing down for you where is it put that there I’m sure you how to like better than me already oops yeah I’ll put the coffee table on the ground what was I saying I was making fun of you and I forgot what I was Saying you were saying I’m y 2K no I saying that you’re older than me so you’re like a baby no I’m just going to say you’re older than me because um oh that’s not funny that’s actually offensive how is that offensive cuz it’s not true and I don’t like when people Spread lies about me wait what you talking about I’m just talking about you’re going be like you’re a test tube ah I made you say yourself you’re a test tube baby you were like you were frozen ice for like 2 years or 10 years no I wasn’t I I’m not a that’s not even true because that’s when women get their eggs frozen my mom never [ __ ] froze her eggs so you’re just stupid okay MK can I borrow two netherite scraps so I can make a piece of netherite for you we have netherite Scraps I don’t even know what that is okay where do I get netherite scraps from we have to build a portal soon BR I’m still tearing this [ __ ] down down it’s been like 45 minutes actually it’s been like 3 hours we have to build a portal which only I can go through and Then I can summon all you guys through the portal but the portal is on a Java server unfortunately why does pig have a saddle don’t call me a pig he was talking about me I I like to be ridden stop what you that’s really weird it’s not weird it’s a [Applause] Joke um every time that dead man joins our stream we get into like a fight do we we’re like we argue and I offend him cuz I talk about old people I’m very sorry or I offend him but talk about the a oh yeah no one likes the w i oh didn’t Tell us what happened to that what happened to that girl then stop intrus like intruding in people’s personal life and love life he told me first that’s no that’s actually that’s actually not nice you can’t pry that’s called prying and people are allowed privacy nether Ingot and people are allowed to have Their business be their business okay they’ll give it back to you now the Ingot I can show you that you never offend I know I’m kidding I I’m I’m simply joking you’re going to need to give me another um pickaxe cuz I broke them all girl it’s you know all these blocks you’re Breaking right you just need you just need oh oh my God almost fainted oh God I almost vomit and vain at the same time okay drink water all you need is some stick am I yeah you can Farm the wheat all you got to do is re put the seeds down like Straight away um so what you need is to get the Cobblestone and some sticks and then you can make it my only concern that it took you 5 hours to get like one tree last time hello I can’t make it how do I do this you come over here to this crafting Table on the ground oh and you got to make sticks first I do have sticks a you have sticks okay okay I understand how to do it thank you you’re welcome okay yeah welcome I’m I’m going to go over here and say the word Bruce and I’m going to Check out the [ __ ] I’ll Be Home for Christmas you can count on me please have snow and mistl toe anyone have dog anyone have dogs that like Go sing what I know there’s dogs that cry or they sing whatever the dogs the dogs join in with the howling when humans Sing I don’t I would that would piss me off every time you sing L howling I’ll I’ll be at work or sleep for Christmas I’ll probably be a s too one more day till I should be able to chck oh it’s your birthday happy birthday that’s what I that’s what I understand Oh you’re born on Christmas day you Jesus can we all spend tomorrow just celebrating the Life of George Michael who died on Christmas day and you also made one of the most popular Christmas songs of all time that’s very sad imagine make one of the most popular Christmas songs and then you die on Christmas day well that’s you should make Christmas songs y me to die what no I’m just saying that’s why you shouldn’t make Christmas songs I think said you should make Christmas songs no like how evil are you I I reckon like you Chuck the spear In a in Jesus’s like rib cage or whatever it is my family is mad that I’m working on Christmas I haven’t had the heart tell them I requested it I’m going to use my mom DE after like 3 years and then you live like 3 miles away I I requested off for Christmas Because iron I I don’t like oration here go you just cry and then it’s they take they take you off the roster that’s not true they’re actually really mean to me that’s actually not true yeah cuz your bosses are girls okay see told you but if your bosses were men ow leave me Alone if your bosses were men you’d be getting like a right pay rise and everything what does that mean you’re being weird yeah cuz guys are weird I know I’ve I’ve gathered that in the last couple days what what why making fun of me not you go use your brain I’m speaking Code I didn’t get it I get the code what code cor cor said how how what I I say oh God I say things I don’t remember what I said yeah know [ __ ] I’m I’m really good at Auto party life I was going to head home 2 hours Before my shift ends until I saw you on have you seen gen Alpha it’s beginning to look a lot like what girl I’m too old for the for this what what’s J Alpha and that’s saying something it’s the the generation gen Alpha Is the Gen generation after gen Z i don’t generation Alpha are you joking that’s past my time I can’t I can’t speak on that this generation Sigma generation ligma ligma balls okay sorry was an all meme C myself wow we’ve pointlessly dug this hole out please have snow you know you guys are going deeper for no reason In what in presence under the tree Christmas Eve will find me you shouldn’t be going more deeper than that this is like I I’m I know I’m putting them back after I accidentally break them but you’re like taking over the work it’s pissing me off I’m a man take Initiative for Christmas if Only in my dreams if anyone anybody wanted to know today I made a batch of um of um chocolate ship cookies and I made a batch a huge batch I’m not kidding I think I made like 65 cuz it’s I have small cookie cutter like gingerbread shaped cookie cutter so They’re not like big gingerbread cookies they’re like small but I think I made like 60 so I made gingerbread cookies I think I pure I had cookies and um um I was too tired cuz I’ve been in the kitchen for like [ __ ] 6 hours baking all that [ __ ] so so tomorrow I Have to make the frosting and frost all the cookies by hand so yeah so don’t ever say I’m not a working woman yo you’re baking cookies how’s that a job cuz you’ve never baked a [ __ ] cookie in your life yes I have no you haven’t no you haven’t I have baked a Cookie in my life no if you did I’ve Liv I’ve lived like two of your lives how would you know cuz I know they were tast probably tastes like [ __ ] so what do you mean cuz you’re mean ow help me no you being an [ __ ] I like it just is running away And I’m just running towards the Danger that that’s life represented there and we’ll do it through please they keep coming well you must be you must be really good at it then stop I am think you e you’re supposed to actually say those things you said that I’m just saying I I Said that I said that I’ve said that yes what I’ve said that I fell are you please no I’m not saving you please make man this thing like this thing is a really good like a practice Arena we just come down here and they’ll fall off in you fight that’s Awesome please make me how much more this [ __ ] mountain is there does it ever end oh dear God can you help me Olivia I’m F oh no I oh little baby dick oh Sho came out the hole some was calling him a [ __ ] then you almost bested me can you help me no Please I’m not kidding I don’t know where you are I’m looking oh [ __ ] lit I land on C sorry C oh crap [ __ ] you I I didn’t see there was an exit I’m kind of stupid yeah that’s hey oh my god oh no this is so bad oh [ __ ] why is there a huge hole um have you watched the uh the video of Pamela Anderson and um oh my God immediately I’m not listening to you and Bobby Lee whatever his name was Bobby Lee is the MTV comedian help help me help that would be a weird video oh no that’s I heard Pam Anderson I’m not listening to you I’m why cuz I’m not putting myself through through um pain and suffering so let me guess now you think that I love pem Anderson yes I don’t want she looks she looks like she has AIDS well you actually have AIDS so hey Exactly that’s not true I only once hung out with the I ruin my joke cuz I remember the lead singer of Queen Freddy Mercury I ruined my joke cuz I couldn’t remember Freddy Mercury’s name see I’m I even I know that yeah it’s cuz you’re like you watch his [ __ ] movie I did watch the movie yeah that’s why you never heard of him ever you didn’t even know who Queen was that’s that’s not true yeah what a scar M to defendo I believe Youif I’m just a boy nobody loves me wow you can behind us holy crap yes I can I’m a girl contrary to popular belief I am a why would you say that you you talk like you you look like a [ __ ] ogre oh no I’m saying you talk about yourself Like you think you look like an ogre no you said I talk like an ogre what the [ __ ] wrong it’s no I didn’t say that you talk like you think you’re an ogre well cuz I okay stop insulting me no I know that was a compliment thank you very much Cuz you’re hot and you think you’re ugly for some [ __ ] reason pretty weird I know what you said yeah I said you think you’re an ogre for some reason like when I have the laptop on my legs I my legs go numb after like 2 minutes and I have to move Like and wiggle them constantly that’s cuz like your your legs are like are they crossed or some [ __ ] no they were they were just like straight and then they started feeling nuts and I can feel them so now I’m crossing them and then I’m going to Uncross them soon cuz it’s going to hurt it oh basic in Stick moment what I’m going to get more subscribers now awesome why cuz you said you got to cross your legs girl shut the [ __ ] up how believe sometimes it’s funny so sweet what what I didn’t what didn’t do Anything I didn’t say where’s everybody else why am I sitting here digging this hole well I’m literally right next to next to you like are you [ __ ] blind guys I buil walls actually we need the help walls I’m I’m L right next to you hi GB we need how do how do I get in there hi GB 815 okay why did you just copy what I said you did it different I did it better than you you you did it averagely and I did it beautifully wow this actually looks Good I know cuz I’m do what the hell I know I’m hearing Echo you got 11 diamonds where’d you get 11 diamonds from I’m going to get everyone lots of pickaxes yes please I need them that’s amazing cuz every time I ask for a pickaxe I get [ __ ] like belittled I get belittled and I get insulted and I get tear like teared down who is Liz what who the [ __ ] is Liz who’s Liz I know she’s Liv is me that’s I’m Liv thank you yeah I’m live I’m the girl speaking this whole time who this who this live girl has been been standing around the entire stream I’m going to die oh my God it’s gross you ruined the moment by coughing that’s gross sorry you shouldn’t put your laptop on your legs if they’re go numb than what’s funny what getting medical advice no but you’re right sorry imagine if you got deep B is playing Minecraft that’d be so funny It’s just that um I’m on my bed and like I can only either have the laptop on my legs or like in front of me but if it’s in front of me I have to slouch down and like then it really hurts my back so I’m Well how about you get a disc I’m doing what I can girl it’s 4:23 in the morning I’m not going to sit on a hard ass chair at a desk I’m not doing that I do that I’m going to be I’m going to be in my Bed it’s it’s almost 5: in the morning like please please you see Santa complaining like come on probably he’s see in a slay it gets like tugged around the lot well he’s got cushions right pretty sure he’s got cushions well he’s a cushion you’re a Cushion oh you fat shaming me no I was going to say for the cushion but then I was I I kind of like control myself from saying it and then I realized that by the way turn into like a fat thing by the way who’s Liz You always got me in trouble she like who’s Liz Liz yeah that’s true I almost got mad yeah a fight almost erupted because of [Applause] you it could have got real quick sorry I can’t stop coughing cuz my stomach’s really sore hi [Applause] oh man I I pissed people off when they Call me fat phobic what yeah I hate fat people what that’s is something wrong they’re disgusting stop eating so much let take a zig already you lazy person well you are a z actually no no I stopped taking it cuz I feel depressed and I’m and the joke is is that I’m Fat so if you’re fat out there that have a girlfriend it’s that that you means your personality is bad what no if they don’t have a girlfriend they can’t use the fat as an excuse cuz like I wait I wait I wait two I wait two lizard right Now don’t call me Liz I’m going to get mad no I say I’m not scared of fat people unless they look like they when I sit on me or follow me what the f that’s phobic why why did why did GB say what the [ __ ] cuz you probably said something Offensive why you say me I didn’t say anything offensive I’m fat so I’m like just joking the offensive person is dead man oh my stach hurts my I have very sore belly today my belly what please stop doing that I don’t like it what why do I have to do what you Say you have no power over me it’s not true very true no actually yeah well no I me I meant to say it’s very true what you’re saying oh yeah the what the [ __ ] was regarding what Mr dead man said Oh Mr dead man is being sarcastic I have no Affiliation you better not I’m going to murder Mr dead man why are you two have an affiliation what’s going on there be another guy from my bloody Channel trying to add you to [Laughter] friends you something scary when the people that had me the friends the streamer but that Had my girlfriends are friends on Discord I don’t know what that was about I was like um all right all right for every subscriber that I get that’s one dm you can send my girlfriend this is this is going to work that’s like prostitution that’s actual prosti no I’m just I’m going to Pre-approve the DM you send it to me first then I okay that’s suitable and I’ll send it that’s like escort work that’s not subscribers only it’s not monetary I’m not an I’m not an escort okay what do you mean okay you drive an escort girl I don’t drive oh yeah I Don’t I don’t know how to drive when you going to start loading out a drive never you can’t rely on me I don’t drive I walk oh yeah she’s got the she half a bloodline is from like Africa or something like all the fast run areas no You the the gene you have is a gene from Africa you have the the the sports athlete Gene where your mitochondria can like pump out twice as much energy or some [ __ ] or like run on half the oxygen or something like that I forget that’s why you walk like twice as fast As everybody else no just cuz you walk like a [ __ ] slow I don’t walk that slow why am I in a rush I’m already I’ve already I’m already next to what I want so why am I running away I just realiz I just realized you forced me to chase you that’s Mean hello Rex hello you my feelings not when are we finished I don’t know I’m I’m asking that question I’m asking myself that question as well everyone everyone’s trying to make this just like end the stream what did you mean like digging this thing down no being a Slave it’s almost there we’re like it’s just got to be evened out so then we can make a nice little area out here like a little Courtyard and monsters can no longer attack us can monsters just jump from there to there I don’t think so I think we’re safe there even with the Railings we’re almost done you reckon that zombies are Russian the zombies sound Russian like they sound like drunk Russian people yeah actually that’s you I broke all my pickaxes again so I think it’s the gra have to read all the chat for me you sound much nicer Than me when you can’t [ __ ] read I have really bad Vision okay so do I I’m Lally wearing glass I’m yeah but you’re wearing glasses I don’t want oh we have to go to sleep the Phantoms are at the PHS are go sleep go sleep sleep sleep oh no my Diamond pickax right right now so I don’t have amazing Vision either you you wear you wear contact lenses as well and I don’t know how you do that so nasty you’re nasty I know I am but okay let’s go sleep uh who’s playing there’s a wizard Jake did wizard Jake make the uh things for us the pickaxes scissors guys if you are enjoying the stream hit the like button and subscribe if you want to play you can play or you do like subscribe did I say you have to like And subscribe if you want to Play what’s that noise those the Phantoms dying I need food need food I need you guys to get 45 books what the that there’s no more bread I’m going to go make the bread of course it’s me who makes the bread cuz I’ve been baking all day you Are a woman who’s really good at making food you should be proud of yourself I’m going to make the bread he was trying to make his pickaxes though he said he was making pickaxes for us to um oh my God corn is advocating I I think he’s trying to make the pickaxes To with the chance on them so he can do this faster so he actually is helping I believe now are we have very we have very we have very defensive um it’s gonna get heated you know it’s gonna get heated when someone says bro feeling hot hot feeling hot hot Hot give me 50 books right now I don’t haven’t got any books I don’t even know how to get books I’m still a uh a Nob Minecraft player even after 1,000 hours I is dig dirt all I can do is make blocks like dig out blocks make Blocks what’s in here what the hell I’m I’m farming the Wheats and then I’m going to make bread cuz we have no more bread I think at this wall is good enough can you answer me what I said I am farming the wheat because I’m going To make bread yeah since we don’t have any more bread okay you’re welcome you’re welcome because of me no one’s going to starve to death you know there’s like a food chest there is it there’s no more bread in it oh people been taking it yeah it’s empty leather and three paper Okay just don’t go to the chest that’s marked Mast one that’s a stream chest that one’s a permission only chest I need that just in case I die and I have like recuperate all my stuff and I’m almost level 30 I’ve always died level 29 for some reason no I need to make Materials I don’t think I have sticks do I have sticks I did not have sticks I’ll help rard rard what’s rard mean sounds like a swear word are you dirty wizard that’s what happens when you play with really old people is not old no you’re old I’m not old who’s killing me Oh Jesus is killing you cuz you’re a pain in the ass and it’s Christmas and you bumping him out Merry Christmas Merry Christmas everybody yay I’m so pretend life is not ending one year at a time uh what what who said that don’t scream it hurts my ears m is Not old I’m only 31 like come on 31 [ __ ] you wish fine I’m 26 Jesus Christ you have to make fun of me I’m 26 years old mask with a torch in hand kind of meta what I have no idea I have a I had a torch in my hand oh Yeah I know what that means though cuz I’m 26 I don’t get those things what legally I’m allowed to call him old it doesn’t really matter if he’s considered old or not I’m allowed to because it’s not the same Vibe you know what he said again but like in not girl Voice not I mean like not girl girl talk what I have like I have no space in my inventory then make some space I am oh I made a lot of stuff my bad I wish I had a better computer so I could play Ark you Arc would be perfect It’ be so funny be like that raning the stone it would be raning the stone it would be so you’d be amazing for it without my computer like literally taking off like a like an airplane what ages want become old when your AG is um the decade becomes bigger than the oh I W say that what oh I almost actually said the actual thing but then I didn’t say I hold back I don’t like holding back oh no my diamond pickaxe is about to break at what age does one become old when you feel it in your heart when you’re embarrassed of dating Someone that’s like half your age going Hey look it’s almost like gone we just got to clean that up a little bit can you believe that you just said you’re embarrassed to be with me no I said when when you’re not embarrassed I didn’t say embarrassed we talk Back if I was embarrassed oh God I’m old it’s really sad you you were born August 15th who gbb that’s my guess August 15th I’m psychic all right yeah I could try I could do a cold rating if you want I mean I could do February 7th you’re welcome February 7 then we Would have 815 in his freaking name oh I I don’t know what that means my birthday is in 3 days if anyone wants to send me gifts and wish me a happy birthday yeah this is the MMA just give me um Amazon gift card September 29th oh okay that’s a good birthday not Really did you say not really sorry actually I think my birthday is a pretty cool pretty cool birthday of course you think that you’re 40 years old oh okay well you’re get along really well then you and dead man make like just one natural old person look there’s a new friend you you Can Bond about being old now we’re going to complain about things when the when the other person that’s my name for the him was like you s 29 I was like what yeah you said 29 that’s like I don’t that’s not nice that’s not very nice to me like I don’t like That I didn’t did you say I’m fat what no I said I didn’t feel flattered by by someone saying I sound 29 so I don’t know what that means well it’s better say he sound 12 yes that’s true but I don’t know he’s like you sound very Young this guy was like stuck in there and he laid an egg wait here’s the iMac Immaculate Conception egg I’ll just throw it to you hold on pleas EG a some fertilized you know once was it work and this guy this Filipino guy really loved Eggs and I said do you know the eggs are like are chickens period and he’s like what and I was just joking like and he got started getting really really mad I’m don’t even joking he’s like the [ __ ] you do say you [ __ ] idiot so the [ __ ] period [ __ ] idiot what a [ __ ] his name was Rondo go look him up I’m not even joking that’s his actual name I’m not looking anybody I’ve just doxed him Rondo B he looks like one of those B NY people like like that weird stupid hairstyle thought he was annoying racist he once got dumped by his girlfriend on The way to work and then he sat in his car crying for a 12 hour shift the whole 12 hours and knocked the window it right bro look I know you girlfriend DED you I got a job to do so you’re saying that he doesn’t have the right to be Heartbroken so you’re saying you wouldn’t sit in your car and cry if I that if I’m if I’m working the military job I’m shutting the [ __ ] up and I’m doing my job I’m not getting you that so so you wouldn’t care that’s actually I’m I would be upset internalize it or Wouldn’t come to work I’m going to start but he showed up at s his power for 12 hours and asked if he was okay and he said yeah so if you’re okay come in and work well clearly he’s not okay it’s called saying you’re okay when you’re Not okay no this is the ’90s this like soft stuff like this generation doesn’t exist I wasn’t born I don’t know anything about that okay it’s true so you say that because you were born in the 2000s that that means that you’re just automatically okay to be soft look I’m soft too it Means I I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know things that’s actually true how many things all Breaking at once that might look like a m of cobblestone and sticks you’re born in the 70s are you embarrassed you don’t give away my my age are you embarrassed no I should be I wasn’t born in the 70s I was born in I was born in 997 that’s the 70s it’s 79 no what are you talking about yes it is a the Poor Pig the poor piggy went Kaboom that’s that’s actually very sad creeper exploded next to a pig and the Pig just got [Applause] deleted a creeper is he’s already watching me so not Creeper zombie just like real life he’s he’s watching me like peeping C like I said just like real life what does that mean well you always get watched by creepers like every [ __ ] 5 minutes some guy’s like Staring at you doing something that’s true though you always still me like this man’s being creepy right now no there’s another one there’s two of them you know what we need we need like a you you like a Ste what they’re grunting at me it’s it’s making me scared that’s gross I’m Scared what I just here I just screamed cuz it was next to me and I got really scared all right now it seems like there’s four of us watching and everyone is in their 40s I’m sorry for [Applause] screaming hey wait there’s 1 2 3 four hey does wizard know that he has To watch the stream are you watching the stream wizard oh wizard well there’s two people watching there should there should be one two four there should be six seven viewers dead man said he’s not watching I I swear to God the numbers on YouTube that you get they’re actually all Wrong it’s really weird [Applause] sometimes my inventory is very full again see I’m the only person that has the mental strength to continue digging this he a bone how Co am no I’m not in my 40s I know that I know a lot who’s on their 4S dead Man dead man’s 50 I know 51 52 53 you don’t even know you don’t even know people’s ages it’s mess up cuz I don’t pry remember no it’s if you if you talk to someone you should know how old they are how cuz you’ve known him for years you Should know that that’s really disrespectful we didn’t go to the pub or something four obsidian I need that for the portal what the hell 56 55 I got to build a portal later I need to do I need to have four layers of obsidian I need four layers Of uh Netherrack and four layers of cry no one layer of crying obsidian no it’s one layer of each for the portal it’s a special portal to the next world oh you stop drinking no answered me what was the question I said 56 57 55 54 I’m counting Um yeah okay I use the obsidian fine okay I farmed all the but I’m going to have to make a diamond pickaxe to get more obsidian for the Portal same thing guys I I found the hack here this is a this is a good hack get you idiots you can’t shoot for [ __ ] The [ __ ] is this what the hell is this the [ __ ] what they called oh my God there’s so many archers 50 plus is enough I respect your privacy unlike you hi Heather oops I laugh for no reason oh my God I’m going to die oh no the Witch I can make 700 breads did you know that 700 breads I can make 700 I’m not kidding right is this sneaking in this game can going to sneak on this dumb [ __ ] over here listen I can make 6700 it said I don’t believe You I it said 700 and I was like what I was a bit like concerned being a beaste destroyed my kidneys and liver wow he just got you just gave up who this place is terrible there so many monsters the Archer I know I’m I’m hiding I was the Archer I’ve never seen So many monsters ever like on a Minecraft world the hell is this over here is this a tree like an actual tree oh it’s actual tree okay can I keep 64 can I keep 64 breads for myself you keep 69 if you want notop being weird Yep it’s Christmas it’s the day of the Lord you can’t make sexual jokes because it’s the day of the Lord okay I’m sorry his mom wasn’t a virgin just saying okay now I’ll stop I know that I agree with you oh can you join the hive what’s the hi the high Five is this like a hive mind where no one knows the how to get logged into um stop Minecraft it’s a hive mind of just never find the right password and username Heather what’s the hive I’m planting the seeds now now because I’m very helpful okay I’ve got Seven bones they were the bones are better anything else like you just dig dirt forever I don’t need shovels no it’s a server it’s a server why would I leave my server to go on somebody else’s server on my stream and then he then other people are Going to go yeah let’s leave my stream let’s go this let’s go to Heather server and I’m get upset I’m going to start crying then I’m going to poop myself stop which I’ve done a lot of today thank you very much stop you know I just I never take Normal poops anymore I just get either diarrhea or just don’t poop at all what what’s wrong with that no one needs to know this you tell me about you’re your your escapades in the toilet it’s not true this is true I’ll be sitting here like getting heartburn I just see I I Get a message says I’m [ __ ] see you laugh cuz it’s true see this place is way safer now because I don’t have to go to bed immediately when something happens I could just like keep working was the Archer okay that’s PR [Applause] slow I’m getting harassed by the chickens cuz they want the seeds [Applause] Yeah do they make a lot of clicking sounds yet I’ve had I’ve seen Farms with like thousands of chickens and I was lagging and all you hear is it’s really irritating clicking sound like it doesn’t even sound like chickens anymore like what noises the chickens make to begin with this s like something Else sounds like me puking puking I try to make it like you can you can play treasure Wars I don’t think wizard is actually watching the stream M say something that he has to say he’s watching someone’s not watching though it’s already corn corn said he can’t watch it’s You corn is is being yeah he is chatting in stream is being the the police the watch police H I’m I know you’re watching us J cuz you can’t type you said I was telling you that you’re the you’re I was telling you that’s it’s probably you to to you um he Heather Said you can play treasure Wars I don’t know what treasure Wars is treasure Wars is like going to like South Africa and selling blood diamonds or something like that stop why it’s a real thing it’s racist it’s not racist [ __ ] you talking about I how is it racist you’re so weird Sometimes I’ve never seen a mixed person like hate white people so much in my life oh what you hate half yourself Heather said it’s a game [Applause] what should we turn this into I think a basketball court you can’t even play basketball if you like depend on it e i I would never Play basketball by the way you think I actually like basketball I had to seist in tickets for like years I I used to play and I made it that was terrible I was really really really bad like it’s so bad you wouldn’t believe but once I hit Seven I hit seven three pointers in a row in one basketball match playing playing for like the what you call it like P whatever it’s called physical education and I hit I hit seven threep pointers and I never scored any points ever again and then I was having that great Game with all the three pointers I went to do a layup and I missed completely like I I didn’t even have the strength to throw the [ __ ] ball to the I don’t know how the hell a score three point is and R underneath the [ __ ] hoop I can’t shoot it Heather asked if She can invite you no I’m playing on my stream I’m on my server if if I leave then all they have to leave as well sorry for the coughing but I all the Talking is like has a [Applause] he does not have a crush that be weird why you be Weird CU I’m funny she said but can you invite me yeah yeah I will what what’s funny can I not can women not laugh anymore um what year is it okay she said okay I need your username Heather what’s your username heatherb 676 doesn’t work I think like Heather’s trying to trick Me into saying something sus by that username but I always mispronounce it and she just keeps trying until I get it wrong until I say it wrong Heather’s trying to flirt with you that’s it’s not Heather it’s like some 10-year-old kid using the account well I’m call his mom’s account clearly you Think of 40y old woman’s going to play Minecraft yes sorry if you’re not 40 you look at she said no what I don’t know she just said no hey what’s the world seed I might practice some building practice some building what do you mean you don’t leave and you’re stuck Here my stomach hurts mask I know people hate on it but have you tried Starfield yet yes I’ve played like 200 hours of it I’m eight okay that makes sense yeah you weirdos I told you is your mom’s name Heather sorry now you’re going to get him banned Cuz you don’t all said your age that you get count terminated sorry at least on Twitch you can’t do that My stomach hurts yes okay I understand feel like I’m at work what happened to what happened to my son he was supposed to be like watching they were sleeping oh he was awake probably sleeping now oh my God I almost flattened it out so a few were blocks and stuff to Go I think I’m just I just I just had the lift you guys hear it yes oh like my lips made a fart sound it’s just so later I can practice what I want to build as a house or whatever we’re going to have um we have in for later um stop coughing I can’t help it I just I I Vape a little bit and then I cough and I talk and it hurts bro you wanted me to quit smoking I quit smoking you never say anything about vaping so shut up well now I’m telling you to quit vaping You don’t hold authority over me yes I do that’s like me telling you to quit like collecting [Applause] makeup why would I get rid of the one thing that makes me sane I finished um doing everything did you see the honest trailer for bg3 Welcome to the buggiest Open world RPG at least until Starfield comes out in 2 weeks yeah that was so right too I didn’t even buy Starfield actually I did I refunded it and then I got the Xbox game pass and played it for free and I made it the shittest looking scorpion ship that was really Bad and then I L Quest what device are you on Heather son ass Heather son yes what device are you on I’m on a computer this kind funny we should put like a huge H Monument somewhere can someone please um tell me who is is laughing like this it’s giving anxiety get me Inside oh you son of a [ __ ] get away from me but it’s daytime why are they why why are there monsters wait didn’t ender man just get the guy am I going crazy I think I I think I just saw a guy get kidnapped okay I’m not joking I just saw The thinger whooped and he just vanished where is he surely you guys saw that oh look at that wow what a scrum punctious City I actually make this jump talking why does why is it doing this I’m going to have like I’m going to screen oh my God what’s the problem oh That’s that was the worst Lu think going put down my whole life okay oh my God my legs are like getting blood CLS in them my legs are going numb it’s true it’s terrible it feels I don’t like the feeling at all what’s it feel like it feels like my legs are going Numb what’s that feel like it feels like they’re going numb yeah but what’s the feeling numb feel like the numbness do you guys get like it’s hard to explain it but when your leg goes numb and you’re trying like to walk and the buzzing feeling and it’s Like you feel like you’re going to shoot your pants what happens to me no that’s just you but okay no be what I’m saying I I was trying to use the word orgasmic cuz yeah we got Heathers and sun in here so I can’t say that Word where does stick go okay 5 a.m. I know I’m sched until 6 but I’m going home guys going home then Heather’s son says tiny why did it not found me on Minecraft what who’s tiny I know that was my nickname in high school just joking okay that’s funny cuz I yeah cuz It’s similar to my name oh get it the tiny bit also like penis joke yeah yeah yeah oh okay you ruined it why you can’t say that there’s Heather Sun watching yeah but it could be just be Heather oh pretending to be Heather son cuz she has a crush on Me honestly probably cuz Heather’s dad’s not putting enough effort you know what I’m saying what do I do now hello do I know what what am I doing you said do you know that and then you stopped talking I’m got interrupted can I have the seed that’s how you picked me up R Wizard Jake is a is a Olivia asked me the very same thing in the first 5 minutes we met where Jake Olivia that’s the first thing you ever told me the same thing you told me when we first met stop it’s so easy there’s hea Sun uh how do I find the Seed why am I doing things there you go that’s it you can watch on the stream now you can pause also putting some stuff into my container we’re going to make a road that goes down there somewhere oh my God I was editing the I was editing the the Sign what about it I was writing wizard Jake is a raccoon and then he and then he destroyed the side as I was writing well you you can’t like you can’t like press people like that by calling them racons I’m not I’m I’m not his face is a Raccoon mask I was just stating facts I was just stating an observation that I had that I noticed so much my L’s gone oh that was a good Heather’s son Heather son said mask yes I am a raccoon I know that’s why I was writing it I am a [Laughter] racco I’m Also by the way Livia there’s like 20 minutes though Stone pickaxes in here can you actually use okay where done there we we need to get more um glow stone to finish off the duck where are you I need my wood we go get more wood no I’m not getting Wood where where are the um please love a go not CH CHP down the trees are you where are the pickaxes please some people that chop the trees down and really infuriates me okay I trust you W’s very hard to get ly to about what let’s over here follow me Heather Sun said said it is Utah oh Utah that’s a cool place is that a meme no I think that’s Ohio um she’s sorry he said Tiny Utah’s pretty big I’m not tiny I’m like I’m like 6’4 and already fat get out of my stuff it’s over here follow You good than I got more yes ready yeah I made lots of lots of this lots of it have the son said N I don’t know what that means but don’t say those words oh my God there’s it’s in the water look come little kid they’re drowning in the Water evil little bastards and no water those zombies should have used protection the zombies should have used protection was they nasty I just ate like Five Loaves of loaves of bread IRL she says hot what Heather son said she says hot I do not know what who’s hot bivia she’s Hot every time I play this game time I play this game just I’m just very lost for rewards I just don’t have idea What’s happen this this is the perks of streaming you just get to really Weir [ __ ] constantly and you can laugh off and then there some days when No one talks at all and it’s really boring you cry please what what’s my task now because I did a lot of things um we’re going to go back over here you are hot you R hot what yeah you’re a hot yeah yeah she definitely European Hot you you Ro hard okay well you know please where stop running away from me what what am I doing cuz I said what’s my task you run away well we’re still kind of knocking that out actually that’s done oh yeah that’s done done yeah that’s done hey [ __ ] yeah that’s pretty much Done like we got to fix the ground of the floor a bit but other than that it’s done okay oh yeah there other side to do oh okay oh yeah we got to decorate the pyramid I forgot about that why is Heather Sun saying you’re rot I know sorry I’m snorting but I’m Laughing wow we finally found use for the pyramid we got like a bookcase this is the Library what which side of the thing do I have to um to like break oh we got to go over here now down here where a I love you hey oh sure f a Hick Heather son said I love you me or Olivia cuz like one’s a problem one’s not a problem I never thought i’ punching an 8-year-old today but it’s going to [Laughter] happen where where am I going we oh oops uh we’re cutting down the rest of This crap to protect the other side of the base a little bit I love you not you not me not you not who What’s happen how dare you say I’m not she how dare you misgender he’s misgendering me she thanks I guess yeah back my weed gloves so I can Bash this kid please where are you I’m running [Applause] around I’m in the corner of this big block of things block of things I don’t see you I’m where the pyramid is in the far corner corner cutting this stuff off is so annoying we just got to make a safe Inside the pyramid no I’m where the see the glowing Stones you go towards the glowing stones and turn left and I’m in at that corner the other side here I’m we’re just digging like the moat kind of area here I I just I don’t know we just making this place a little Bit safer are oh you’re here hi we’re just going to dig about three across and then it’ll be enough for like Monsters not to murder us you’re already using a pickaxe for the dirt what do I have to use use a shovel for that be be buz she know how to play Minecraft you kidding me oh I built the entire Shack yesterday she just got two flowers a mushroom one block of sand some flowers there some flowers already I have to use um the shovel yeah there’s a stone shovel she knows how to play Minecraft yes she was trying To dig dirt with a with a with a pickaxe you don’t even know how to log into Minecraft so be quiet you L got off your nappies like 2 years ago that’s so mean you’re bullying not bullying this called a joke there’s a donkey donkey donkey Everyone likes Heather Sun but they Likeke what look there’s why you getting why are you getting ad ADHD oh my god there a donkey and and I wanted to say hello am I the person get has really big like deep throaty farts like is this no no no look it’s just a Question no I don’t want this yeah say another one to go you want sound like when you drop a book on the floor like your F sounds like when you drop like like a a textbook on a carpeted floor so just the funk but M one’s Like mine sounds like the War of the Worlds like what I don’t like this why are you embarrassed I’m not I just don’t like this thank you for saying thank you for saying I know how to play Minecraft it’s very sweet that’s very kind no the problem is that she thinks No no this this is what happening Heather thinks that Heather son thinks the camera of the main stream she he thinks that you are the main streamer oh I am Heather son said but my friend make fun of me what what does your friend make fun of You want me to punch your friend I’ll get my gloves out I swear to God what happened why you got quiet what happened to Olivia nothing I was trying to find you where find where I have to dig the stuff up I found iron I found iron I knew everyone thinks you’re the Main streamer I got to put your volume down a bit no that’s really mean I’m [Applause] joking I’m starting to think I’ve got like stomach cancer or something cuz like my stomach just won’t stop hurting it’s cuz you eat like like garbage what it’s cuz you eat garbage no I Don’t yes you do I ate fries EXA I how that garbage potatoes well no it’s like fried and stuff that’s why they call fries theas what was going to call yeah exactly because because of my shoes what’s what’s wrong with your shoes what’s wrong with your Shoes why are you repeating what I just said why you repeating what I said even though you repeated before me he still said it before me as well he’s still repeating he still said the same thing M I need you to enchant a pickaxe well I I to enchant a pickaxe apparent What what’s funny let true that I don’t know what I’m doing I’ll show you go to Pyramid work can at the Pyramid tonight I think that’s going to be enough just like no there’s some they’re floating it’s pissing me off you can break this off and then I think that’s going to be Enough or it’s going to look weird I as as I can’t get in Heather Sun said that don’t like my shoes well tell them that to stop being mean that your shoes are beautiful what what shoe are you wearing what where like clogs or something I don’t Know what’s funny I’m just this just funny I’m actually curious about what shoes he’s wearing are you wearing your mom’s shoes like no crying crying okay I used to my mom used to make me wear very tiny um gum shoes they made of like rubber everyone had normal shoes and I Had rubber shoes and the kids would make fun of me and they were very small and my toes never grew your shoes were made out of out of these shoes were make for walking he’s putting he’s putting flags and Fe sun [Applause] yeah I remember what you said how long How long um how long wizard I’m just trying I got to mentally finish okay it’s okay I’m mentally finished now the birs were made for walking that’s just what they that’s just what they’ll do one of these days I’m going to stipp your balls welome all over You okay this bit more my leg bit more over here and then around or a little bit around here we’ve almost built the what is this here okay I’m going toed inside the pyramid ah feel a sacrifice uh I’m getting like I’m getting beaten up inside of the pyramid Please I’m leaving I’m going press charges I’m pressing charges I changed the sign electric Nick big scientist named Dr retarder what he’s very good at stopping Flames from like spretty holy crap oh the book is head me stop making Weir sounds doesn’t make me Happ oh diamonds Diamonds and pearls oh wait I don’t want this stuff hey I don’t want that crap are we sleeping I thought I came in enchant some books or some magic stuff I came here to to be a part of the uh exploration of uh Mankind and I don’t want to talk about anymore I Just want to go to bed I’m just joking These boots were make for walking and that’s just what they do I have to make myself some uh I have to make a shovel live don’t come in here what that’s sorry she never comes what what um Heather’s son says he lives in Portugal H Portugal oh what that’s my Portuguese Portugal okay I understand thank you okay I’m doing something special what am I doing work kill him there’s no PVP kill him there is no PVP I’m a hero don’t murder people help me help me I need to go Inside the pyramid I need to go inside the pyramid I’m getting shot I need to go inside I need to go inside what’s what’s Just sh AR at me ow I need to hide you son of a [ __ ] is there a creeper here too I hope not I need to drink some Water no I’m not going to turn PVP on Cristiano Ronaldo said and Ronaldo do you reckon we Cristiano Ronaldo is you know what I’m doing talking about go see when he’s done you need to Die Why for love of God what are you doing you’ve got too much to live for Wizard Jake how about you just wait on One More Level I’ll I’ll just go kill some monsters well I’ll walk over to the mob grinder and just get myself some mobies mobs hello is the mob grinder thing working I have three levels if anyone wanted to know this is not working raldo okay Period period period now M actually I understand why why what’s his name why Heather Sun said said um s I’m trying yes what said you root because my character is beautiful that’s what I understand you look like you’re not chrisan Ronaldo that’s why I am just I know I am real Hot my character is very cute why are you trying to get levels I’m trying to get levels I’m just going to get my experienced like a man in the real world what bro Mas you all my food no I didn’t what are you talking about I’ve at 19 Bread why would I ni food when I’m the one that makes 90% of the food I Lally I literally mine and and and do stuff off stream actually I don’t oh wait never mind yeah exactly apid I’m acting like horn oh look it’s closer why did you find diamonds Well there were a lot more than nine diamonds in here I got to say that there was like 15 diamonds in here people have been picking at my stuff and it makes me very mad wizard is begging you to turn PVP on I’m not turning PVP On stop asking me it’s my my my channel my server my channel I’ll get stuff when oh there’s a pickaxe cool I I’ll do it when I feel like it but I want to do AR Uh I don’t even know how that actually goes that’s how stupid I am hether son said bow you have mods on I don’t have mods on oh I do not have mods on what they talking about who what oh that’s gross um what’s his name wizard said killing mobs will take forever just Turn off PVP kill me then turn it back off back on again you can turn it off again I need you to get levels I need need you to get the levels cuz I can’t do anything until you en enchant the pickaxe I’m going to attack Monsters I’m a modern man I do things when I want to do them well that’s over here don’t we I got to go clear all that crap out other side there’s plenty to do you can go back here and help me dig out this this shitty hole And then we go mine after that anyway I got to I got to go mine wait did you clear it already oh wow that’s amazing Heather Sun said that how BB you got Diamond diamonds apocy no the apocalypse is coming bro it’s like real life apocalypse I’m the narrator wizard said I want to dig the hole but I need you to enchant the pickax I when you say no people literally will never take no for an answer and then I realized they met the purse with like the highest level of patience and I just like I’m just going to Say I I can’t really be budged in things I don’t want to do I just don’t do it look I’m already four bars in no stop it stop what why is Heather Sun telling me to stop wait oh here we go I thought I was I thought I was rot or what we’re Preparing in for the apocalypse it’s coming I’m telling you I thought I was rot why we have to build a portal and then I’m going to get a Java server with all the mods in it and trust me it’s scary I already I looked into Into it today it will take 5 seconds but the digging will be so fast with the pickaxe I’m finished all this time God why did you hit me no it’s not youi what I just broke wind I swear to God if you kill me I’m Banning you am I killing you now or what I understand what Heather son is trying to say he said that he said that he’s mad at you not Me what mad at me for what I don’t know he made me turn on PVP and then he hits me twice instantly and then did you get it back off and then he lets me hit him start putting his shield up so I’m like you know what I’m turning it back Off it was an accident just kill me in the pyramid n I’m good says he I didn’t know it was on he’s got a point he didn’t know it was on cuz he’s like delay by 30 seconds should I do it again what can I change the um the plaque on Electric Nick’s name I put [ __ ] I didn’t mean it though I was just check I was trying to right re re re oh yeah by the way everyone who plays put your plaque down and then write your name look that’s one so funny attempted homeworking yeah all right so what am I doing Okay oh my God I just taing in the head now a couple times and ding you all right okay I’m level 30 now you happy I come after to the Buddy public sacrifice on my stream ah it looks so cool been slain have you noticed that man slaughter sounds worse than Murder where to live here she’s gone quiet again she’s in the I I know what you’re doing you’re in dams with Ninja electric ninja Nick don’t don’t tell him what I’m a librarian you’re L standing on a book hi welcome to the library what book are you looking for today 50 Shades of Gray um that would be in the erotica section yeah where’s that it between your pants are those shorts no it’s it’s no that’s a skirt yeah but it’s in the section when you move around you can see the cracks I don’t think it’s a skirt I Know but it annoys me that it does that but it’s a skirt okay it’s why do I wait why do I have the things here okay the lapis labia what am I doing with this all the was just 20 I’m not destroying bookshelves bookshelves it’s not bookshelves it’s Bookshelves yeah she’s a librarian spell properly I’m not destroying the bookshelves I literally being oh my God thank you for the kisses hey King J plays hello can I join joining is very easy La laon what what I know what that means uh if you want to play you got to Subscribe like and then you can play you just got to give me a username so I can add you this thing repair this chant what am I doing he what do I do now Heather Heather’s son said what the what put pickaxe what one I do I have 20 cheap Ass put the picture and Lapis in the slots this one bottom one why does it say 30 if it’s only use three that’s it oh wow what’s silk touch D see silk touches fresly shaven stop no it pass it to me okay oh that scared me King J play subscribe thank you Welcome to the chaos Army now we we have we have a subscriber okay ni G me username son are you subscribed what am I doing next you have to be level 30 to use it what are you kidding me did you just did you just trick me to make it for You he you he let me have one level of his level to then suck up three of my levels and now I don’t have a diamond pickaxe anymore he’s tricked me he took my diamond pick that he gave me and he made he made me kill him to Get one level take steel three give it to me I’m defending you yeah but you sucked my levels to make me give you that I’ve never had an enchanted item ever and I’m this is the 57th [ __ ] episode and finish Shadow he was walking around with this stupid one shot I’m Chasing I’m chasing I’m UPS I’m going to I’m going to headbutt somebody right now I’m really mad when I’m upset I go in here and then I and then I and then I get the Cure best off track and then I I come over here and then I do this and then And then I I oh my God thank you yes I subscribe perfect and then I see here cry he said I lost I lost 12 levels you lost three yeah but you got the pickaxe where’s my Pickaxe why would I want to lose three levels to have nothing I tried to to to defend you with my sword what’s this music he can’t he’s now be able there now you triy digging I went what’s this [ __ ] music and got the pickaxe it’s Fair and you if you say so that’s not [ __ ] music it’s the best of cure please it was hurting my head what did I I need to tell you something what is this bad news Heather son gave me kisses in the chat oh yeah I saw that it’s definitely an 8-year-old we’re not digging any holes I know it took forever I finished everything my cat’s here Merry Christmas we just got to finish off the rest of the mode over here oh that was a good fight that was like a 10 out of 10 stop please you’re Annoying me why what kind of Fu I don’t like when you do that it makes me like that’s pretty mean why you digging underneath we don’t have to dig underneath what do I need to do please well this guy thinks he’s so [ __ ] Fast what why does anyone get to join but not me Heather’s Heather’s son you need to give your username and then we can add you to the game to the server so you just type your username but it needs to be the correct one and then you can join us Okay I love I love being I love I love still working when I’m off shift those C is so great Diamond it feels like I’m still at the daycare yeah what do you think I had a daycare in the game before when I used to stream this 5 Years ago I had actual daycare I built a daycare cuz all these kids kept screaming on the mic and things I’m oh my God I like where the hell is your dad we not get to get milk got milk you’re working from home fixing PlayStations in the Dark can you fix my computer it’s like breaking down he fixes pay stations not PlayStations it was a joke I know it’s a joke I was joking I was joking about your joke that’s not funny yes I killed it I was joking by the way that that your joke was not funny can What’s the task cuz I’m just running around and it’s making me mad um well we’re over here like I showed you we’re just we’re just kind of fixing up the wall here so the Monsters can’t get to us what next to the pyramid going to borrow Yes I can’t even get my own to work I have a brand new computer I built right behind me it was joke hey where where do I go where do I go my blah blah Blah I see you I see you help me help me help me there’s an eagle that’s killing me it’s not an eagle it’s I think it’s a called a phantom we have to we have to leave and go sleep it means we we we haven’t slept for a while all right let’s Go let’s find the way out of here that’s me yesterday when I was like come to bed come to bed and I had to tell you 35 times to come to bed I was busy checking analytics I couldn’t come to bed I’m dying I’m dying I’m dying I’m dying jump PR the Jump I’m going to fall I fell all hold on what’s that noise what’s that noise please please let me some Weir shit’s happening what you do is right put a block down jump get so put a block down then jump on it and then jump and put the block down Jump with the block down you go up you can climb like this that and then see you jump on ah I got to do another one so jump look down jump and put a block down on top where you are like that then you jump put it down I can’t Cuz he’s standing in my spot yeah yeah yep just not on my one or I’m going to get stuck yeah yes yeah Jesus Christ screw you guys help we we have to run run to go to sleep said my username is Badu broom 20976 where in the chat in the YouTube chat What happened to the other guy who subscribed is he where he didn’t message let’s go in the thing who’s left in here okay going to sleep all right um I can’t see what wait I can’t see be bre where the message was was hidden do you want Me to spell it for you why is it hidden I have no idea just go to the invite I’ll spell it out just show the thing I did I clicked on show I can’t see it I I clicked on show where’s the other guy where’s kingj plays so can I join and that’s It I have no idea let me check where are these people all right I could try is it the same name as before cuz if it is it’s not going to work I keep typing his name in every single day for last week what is It B it’s a it’s with a a capital yeah B capital b e a du U no no Capital no capitals broom with capital B no capital B yeah 20976 20976 yes gamertag not found same things every day Heather son I need to have a conversation with you um I need we need to have a serious talk because your username is not is deceitful it is not it is not the right one you you don’t exist in this game I’m Not sure what to tell you that’s sad maybe he’s an AI now he just told me do exist like what are we doing I don’t know I keep asking I’ve lost I’ve lost complete train of thought now it’s the E time I’m asking you what do I Do and you’re like ah yeah we got to build a pyramid no I mean I mean the portal sorry got to build a portal I have to build the portal at the pyramid working at The Pyramid tonight I’m going to need a lot of things me rack when you’re crying Obsidian why would you put stairs there you cuz now the the monsters can come in with the stairs who put stairs I don’t know there stairs this here we’re still doing it we getting distracted I didn’t put stairs what are you talking about there’s stairs right here where Come these stairs they’ve been here forever yeah but then the monsters can come we’re putting no we’re putting a gate around here we’re putting a gate in the fake mode that doesn’t work put the gate okay stop being busy why you mean busy I’m not lady you being Bossy that wasn’t I was trying to fix the thing that was oh [ __ ] we need Netherrack there can you give me some Netherrack know what up you didn’t know what that is I have to do it myself yes I do know this is why we don’t hire women in this Business you just know the different types of flowers and colors that’s true can you give me that then flow please hey y some of my yes my stream is boring no it’s cuz it’s Lally 6:00 in the morning yeah you have to wake up in an Hour I play phone yeah well Bedrock is still you would still have the password go in the Minecraft app on the phone no it’s a weird sound and then you have to check what your username is because maybe you’re typing it wrong you maybe just typing it wrong or Something because we can’t find you please tell me this is the exact same word I don’t want these steps I’m breaking them can I break this the stairs no what are you doing why are you breaking things please there’s always people he that break stuff because they don’t like what they See and then I have to continuously have to repair everything stop it female that’s s like there’s like inel people hello female Now where’s that where’s that g yeah I’m getting sleepy too I’m actually knacked right now you’re naked knacked oh I was like what the [ __ ] you Know what knacked means was that a train to yes I know is that a stain to well I’ve heard it before I know what it [Applause] means we’ve almost made this safe see what happened to that dude made me made me kill him and then die and Then that’s it he’s never going to play again Wizard and he’s going to have the best [ __ ] weapon and I’m never going to have it well he’s still playing he’s still in game yeah but I want it well then steal it where where’s my [ __ ] he better like loan it to him when When he logs off he said what’s up I need it cuz I got to go get crying obsidian I think what is up is that he wants your he wants the thing Corin said kill him now he’s going to better he’s going to use the the weapon on me he’s going to Pickaxe my face there’s a dog hi I can make you a normal pickaxe and you can enchant [Applause] it he said how about you make me one it is look at I’m climbing it’s a pickaxe that wouldn’t kill you look I’ve died to a panini so um a Pickaxe that’s enchanted with like a million things can kill me I know firsthand look at me oh look at you all day look come yes I don’t even know how to do that look look how do people get use emotes I know how to do it what do you press Look yeah I know you’ve thrown a bird roll at me look and everyone’s everyone’s like all right you guys are awesome I can’t do I don’t know how to it’s like F1 or something Heather son said can I invite you invite who me or him he’s going be like She do you know when like you’re 40 or whatever and you can’t remember like when you’re like 8 years old I’m not 40 that’s a your problem can you remember when you four when you eight must 40 yes cuz it was last week okay you can’t say that um he’s Crying now I can see the tears in the chat don’t cry I can see the tears of Sorrow it’s fine you you’re not fully conscious yet I understand it will take a while when I was when I was your age I I I played an arcade Game and I thought I was convinced that I did have to pay for it and an old man walked up to me and went son you’re not playing that’s just the demo and I was there for an hour so I understand his difficulties [ __ ] is this why is like This that was funny that’s a true story I’m not even joking and I still think about it sometimes like my brain goes that’s how ZB you why man like I I remind myself how stupid I am there’s a horse hey there’s a horse in his baby I’m on the horse and it loves me so much who would love you can you get on a baby horse or am I going to crush it no I’m going to kill it okay I W do that you know what I’ve built 99% of his base with a stone pickaxe I’m proud of Myself I’m not some loser is going to like make a [ __ ] 16 books and [ __ ] and I’m on by the time he built that one pickaxe I finished everything I did it in town and I I heard but I’m just I’m ready I’m really busy like interrupting you and and she Has her baby with her and I’m with the baby and the mommy you going to kill them no I’m not crazy you’ll eat horses I’m just R I’m just riding the mommy horse what’s a horse called we need the horse like what’s the meat called horse meat they call it horse Meat why not beef or something like that like a cool name like I know laloue or some [ __ ] oh I made I made it up I know what l Means there people we we kangaroos here yes I know that people got upset at me tastes like beef I am upset at you there’s well there dog and there’s a sheep they know as a is a piss they just giant rats that’s not even true hello there chicken how do you make A saddle please please go in there die yes yes yes they never move and it really annoys me how do I make a saddle please that chicken’s in there permanently how do I make a saddle thanks for putting the hole in the wrong spot oh I can’t thank you so much man Where are you trying to do oh my God I asked if how do I make a saddle you didn’t answer what are you doing and so corn answered me and he said that I couldn’t so thank you for answering because can you please break those as you kind of reating Me break what no you wizard Jake is trying to case me with like diamonds I know you play Minecraft but you’re not giving me your the proper username so I don’t know what to do with that information he why is there Woody you have to break anymore actually I have to break cuz I’m stuck n it’s could be a couple more you actually right oh it’s you I was like who is this all cool this is kind of fun fun isn’t it it’s going to finish I gave you Three diamonds and you say you’re irritating oh my go here we go again another fight oh my do you know do you know it’s cool them joking oh my God everyone gets mad that quickly against me I know I they actually C BR I’m just joking I’m a middle-aged man I’m not going to get upset of Minecraft sorry you sounded for real no I am not for real don’t make me mad by saying it’s for real I’m just joking uh real or fake real or fake real or fake oh yeah they got from yesterday What a [ __ ] that guy was real or fake be quiet real imagine looking at the trailer and asking if it’s [ __ ] real or not are you stupid you think [ __ ] X-Men are real you reckon Thor is a real thing th was any a real thing just like 2,000 years ago or some [ __ ] actually I didn’t even know how long ago they were the Vikings I have no idea Heather Heather Heather sun is crying I know that’s what I told we we don’t know how to fix it bro I’m sorry go ask your mom what your username Is go to Heather and say Heather Mommy Mommy Heather a problem yeah the the cows are escaping why cuz I can’t close the gates now we have like a bunch of cows outside you have to use like wheat and drag them back in or something is it wheat oh my God don’t Kill them stop it he’s killing the animals why you killing the animals stop I’ve been feeding them this whole day I keep checking on them you kill them what the [ __ ] wrong with you look there’s the cows what are my animals missing cuz they’re they they escaped why are you killing them He’s not he’s cracking the eggs open it’s but it’s it’s hurting them I can see the red yeah cuz the egg is hitting him it does very minor damage oh oh you’re loud why behind Me is it weight that brings them back I think it’s weight that brings them back I like pushing them cuz I’m dumb um am I running out of bread I am running out of I need freaking bread am I going to be oh there bread here there’s lots of eggs Here bye I’ll see you tomorrow when you ask me again about your username bye can I join tomorrow yes you can all right I think I’m going going end it there I’m getting really super tired now and I’m getting a bit dizzy too nice while I’m going back into the little Bedroom and I’ll come back tomorrow oh man well I’m tired I I I’ve only had 3 hours sleep in the last 24 hours I’m I’m a tired man that’s a pretty good stream I have fun it’s more fun when when plays it’s more fun thank you they’re all getting murdered I can Hear them in the background just screaming for dear life please leave them alone okay I’m so saving an exit now bye-bye all right let’s end the stream there and I’ll be back tomorrow probably around the same time again maybe I don’t know yet actually tomorrow is Christmas I don’t know it’s Christmas I will be I I will be celebrating the Lord Jesus Christ I’m I’m just why you call him Jesus Christ upset like I’m going to I’m going to celebrate the Lord Jesus Christ that’s true yeah okay I’ll end the stream there I’ll see you guys Tomorrow thanks for the likes and the subs and stuff bye M merry Christmas everybody Merry Christmas bye Merry Christmas For Video Information
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The Minecraft SMP Server Apocalypse is almost here. This is the last chance for people to subscribe and join in on the story. In the coming days many events will take place. Can we build our defenses in time? Will you join in to help?
Who attacked Masked’s Minecraft SMP Server, destroying the entire base, Heroville? Some said it was Entity 303 but this was not the case. Masked knew it was something else.
Last month a Meteor crashed and destroyed Heroville. Masked visited the crash site with subscribers to find a massive crater and wildlife on fire. The landscape was sprawling with numerous portals, crying obsidian, gold and netherack blocks.
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