See in there you purple booger you’re not going to get away from me this time Mr Krabs I am tired of working for you at McDonald’s or the Crusty Crab it doesn’t matter why did you even build a McDonald’s at Bikini Bottom wasn’t the Crusty Crab enough well Squidward I’ve Been hunting this purple demon called Grimace and this was the only way that I was going to be able to find him and bring him here I need to bring him to me so I can beat his ass why what what a grim still Grimace is an evil evil Entity and his Grimace shakes are ruining everybody in the whole world and we we got to put a stop to this yeah they’re turning everybody purple yeah look look at Spongebob he’s on purple and you are right there lad oh no I just was really excited for the Grimace Shake I was really excited so I dressed up for the occasion oh well is pretty good I mean it is a pretty tasty Shake but don’t drink it keep it out of your mouth because Grimace will come for you oh God I see him down there I don’t like any of This fellas why does he look so scary and stuff ugly purple booger I wonder what his Shake tastes like it tastes like death it tastes like death yeah all right you know what Mr CS let’s try this crazy Shake because I don’t think it’s going to taste like death whatsoever I’m Sure it’ll taste fly oh well it might get his intention after all you know we did build ourselves a happy little McDonald’s right here little McDonald’s is supposed to lure him in you know and I mean it got him this he he built his whole little cave over here I don’t know Is that like a spaceship cave or something hey this is pretty good actually tastes like berries oh does it oh oh god oh oh you know I think I’ll go ahead and take a little sip myself cuz uh it looks so tasty M good taste yeah it tastes like vanilla and berries hey You know this isn’t so bad this I’ve had worse you know I ain’t doing that oh oh oh my God guys I’m not feeling too good I keep oh I keep falling over yeah I don’t know if he’s allergic or not well you know what this means right fellas Now that we’ve all had our milkshake you know what it means anybody anybody any guesses orgy oh that well that’s close that’s very close it is going to get very uh it’s going to turn into a big purple [ __ ] here soon but yeah I’m pretty sure he comes after us in like 15 Minutes doesn’t he when you drink the shake Grimace knows it and he comes and takes you all down so we have to protect ourselves let’s protect the McDonald’s so that that way he can’t get to us we’re going to put an end to Grimace once and for all yeah I don’t know if That Tik Tok sh is true but I’m ready I don’t feel good all right fellas let’s protect this restaurant oh yeah yeah let’s do it let’s do this thing I’m ready all right I know exactly where to start I’m going to build an ice path that leads into cactuses who will slip And slip on the ice and land right in the cactuses it’s going to hurt him it’s going to poke him ooh Mr Crabs that’s so smart all right I’ve got a good idea what would happen if he got inside well obviously we’re going to need to do Something about that so that’s why we’re going to have a gun right here at the door waiting for him to come in a gun is he that bad of a person we can definitely use some guns and uh just just um just for precautionary measures I am going to place this time bomb on top of the ice cream machine just because it feels right oh yeah then that might fix it that might actually fix it for once yeah just uh make sure you uh be be careful with that thing uh this This McDonald’s cost me a fortune I’m going to armor up with some good old armor oh yeah that sounds Armory oh it’s so Armory it is so [ __ ] Armory you have no idea all right wall of cactuses is ready to go no Grimace is going to Slip and slide into it and get popped like a big purple pimple oh yeah you know one time I heard that Grimace can’t see the color purple oh what where’d you hear that from um my mom she said so so I’m thinking what if I built a bunch of Purple barriers like he couldn’t get around them right okay sounds like a reasonable idea I mean about as good of an idea as any I I got nothing I got nothing either so that’s why we’re going do it like this oh my God it’s a box What the [ __ ] wa hey check that out it’s like a grimaces secret box oh wow you know what maybe he’ll just stop and he’ll try to figure out what’s inside but all the way you can’t see the color purple maybe we can distract them with grim shakes yeah maybe they fill Grim EGS I don’t I don’t know they’re going to find out themselves yeah yeah they’re like purple landmines he won’t see the color purple so he’ll maybe think it’s a vanilla shake and he’ll drink it and die oh you’re right that might work I’m going to go in head and and I’m going to Build a watchtower up here on top of the McDonald’s a little place for us to climb on up are you building like a Grimace Trojan Horse kind of yes but it’s going to shoot out of its nipples St oh oh that’s pretty cool it’s going to be great big old purple nipples yeah Makes sense to me and I’m down for that purple niples purple niples oh yeah all right I’ve decked out our defense systems on the corner of all three of the uh levels of our uh building here all right now I’m going to set us up on the forth oh Hell yeah that’s what I’m talking about see what’s nice about this fancy McDonald’s is uh we got a lot of places to set up gun all right here we go oh yeah this is this is not a finished Watchtower yet uh let’s see oh yeah here We go we use purple to celebrate the whole uh you know purple Extravaganza sure why not there’s a purple extravagan what gu looks like Patrick this whole thing this whole wonderful Purple Place everything I see is purple squ this Grim ache is acting kind of funky inside of My gullet yeah it is making me feel a little queasy I’m doing pretty good right now I mean I uh I feel like I absorbed it you know being a sponge and all that should make the effects harder I would think you are quite lucky yeah Maybe it might kick in later I don’t know I’m a little worried oh [ __ ] I can’t plant anything on top of these and all right this is a really crappy Watchtower but you know what we’re going to use it anyway oh yeah what do you think of this fellas oh hell yeah this Is this is awful this looks terrible it seems like a good idea though yeah in theory not a bad idea we’ll go ahead and stick with it oh going I jump out oh my god oh almost landed on a cactus what happened feel almost got a cactus up my Ass oh that that would have been so painful and I would have been taping the entire thing wa SpongeBob I I’ve never felt so turned on by a work of art SpongeBob neither have I it’s been almost as long as uh that Mr Krabs we did for the the build Competition yeah yeah that’s right oh man does he have a nice big old beautiful butt cheek too oh he does have a little little p little butt to poke poop oh he pressed it in he has an Audy [ __ ] what oh my god I’ve got it all Figured out that’s where the Grimace EGS come from That’s why his ass is prolapsed oh yeah you’re so right oh no we’ve all been eating Grim’s purple logs in the whole damn time his lardy purple logs oh de nepton I have an idea check this out whoa what is this bam oh oh Yeah that’s what I’m talking about way to go SpongeBob McDonald’s Grimace Defender I guess I don’t think it know he can be uh he can be the new McDonald’s manager yeah how about that he gets paid minimum wage but he defends the McDonald’s the Grim shank is coming back For Revenge are you using purple from the mouth oh man oh I Can Feel It Coming oh no we got to hurry up we’re going to have to be quicker than this fellas this Grimmy Shake oh yeah we got to hurry guys I’m going as fast as I can fellas I’m going fast as I can here what else can I put down what else what else would stop grimy stop Grim did this track I have a good another good idea I’m just building us a way to get to the top of the building oh my God perfect what What’s up with the watermelon head snowman I have no idea honestly I have no clue what the [ __ ] are you talking about little watermelon and snowman you know squir guys I got us a nice easy pathway up to the place place but try not to fall off cuz I don’t have Railings yet ooh hell yeah it’s looking good Square let me see can I parkour up this oh oops I just broke something I don’t know what I broke out of your path but uh Mr cribs don’t break my [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] it’s gone wherever it was Okay there we go yay woo oh coming on up coming on up oh yeah oh check me out my my parkour skills are insane cuz I miss your crabs oh yeah yeah woo all right great now I can climb this purple pop zit Watchtower there we go hey look at That swggy swagy oh little doggy oh hey what’s up puppy they’re going to attack Grimace as they come out do you breathe underwater Oh do you breathe underwater oh I bet you do I bet you do I don’t think he does he looks kind of [ __ ] like he’s drowning nah he’s fine hey Grimace you stupid [ __ ] just wait we’re coming for you and look what I got if you think you can get through I got a time bomb that’s right yeah yeah eat dirt Grimace you you don’t s a chance against tou yeah he’s not even going to have a chance nowhere close or butting An end of this trend watch and for all oh yeah he’s killed too many people way too many oh man I’m really scraping the barrel for [ __ ] on this one I have no idea what to build uh-oh what the fu someone activated the bomb I didn’t put Some what the [ __ ] is going on uh-oh that doesn’t sound good uh-oh what oh oh Squidward Squidward oh my God Squidward oh no oh Jesus Oh My McDonald’s God damn it Squidward now if I did that I get fired I didn’t I know oh my God oh my I think we need to have a moment a moment of silence for my beautiful McDonald’s Mr CR I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to do that we all thought Grimace was a villain here but no it Wasing Squidward all along I’m so sorry Mr Crabs dear Jesus please bless this holy Monument mother McDonald’s and and bring it to the big old bring it to the big old happy meal in the sky I was just putting it down on top of the ice cream machine and it just turned on Squidward don’t youing know all those goddamn ice cream machines are broken it really must Be you know what guys we still can’t let Grimace take what’s left of McDonald’s okay he doesn’t deserve it he doesn’t deserve it oh it’s true and I mean we already drank the Grimace shake my McDonald’s might have been to the hills and back because of Squidward but my my These Grimace shakes are still inside of us well just take me down Grim can kill me now no SpongeBob we’ll re build bigger better than ever and the best part is it gets to come out of Squidward’s paycheck if you ask me this is a bit of an improvement okay but There’s no more ice cream machine I was going to get that fixed someday it wasn’t working anyway it doesn’t matter someday someday it would something it wood add some boats here so if they walk near the boats they get stuck inside the boats oh yeah that makes sense okay Sounds good I’ve got an idea how about uh a little swimming hole oh yeah they might fall in there yeah that’s right here we go little swimming hole give that big stinky taste butter cuz he stinks he smells he smells like boogers yeah he does ooh is this grimaces Reverse milkshake dispenser yes that’s where the vanilla comes from and they going to it’s going to be shooting at the vanilla oh God I know what that means I don’t I haven’t even seen it I know what that means we got the vanilla here and the syrup comes out the other Side I see I’m glad you got the gist of it what the did you say syrup oh yeah you know the the milkshake syrup you know to make it taste like purple you mean syrup right no yeah sirup oh no he’s on to you oh my god He’s [ __ ] Canadian oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] Mr Crabs we have to have a talk I knew my P was coming back to hunt me I I I mean uh no I don’t know anything about Canadians uh uh-oh Canadian crabs I drink coffee how do how do you say the word Sorry Mr Krabs I don’t know what you’re talking about and and I I say it the way that everybody else says it yeah which is what uh you know the way that it’s said say it that well you know it starts with an S say the wor now I got to spell It first uh so that way everybody knows that we’re on the same page you know no no i s o o r r y e oh oh oh yeah uh something like that yeah okay I think I rebuilt the inside of the McDonald’s pretty well actually Let me take a gander we’re not going to talk about the other floors just the bottom one you haven’t gone upstairs yet you haven’t gone upstairs yet this is definitely a uh a sustainable bottom floor I’d say let me take a peek upstairs oh okay hey all right yeah we Can work with this bill one mattered all right yep I think we can make it work I think we can make it work fellas the inside is intact now so franking time McDonald’s that’s right you ain’t stand no shame scrim yeah it it is now back Intact so now we do have a completely functional McDonalds again mostly at least all right I’m going to put on my armor and get ready for the Grimace uhoh well it’s midnight hey Grim Grim we we we’re ready for you uh-oh I’m scared it’s a good thing there’s just One of them in there yeah only one nothing to wor worry about we’re going to baat the tar out of him oh hell yeah whoa Grim didn’t get stuck in the boat look at him ah look at him suffer oh that was easy grimy grimy will you come on over to my house I want to show you my purple house oh G oh there we go I was finally getting along with him we got Grimace video over wait a minute but why do I hear more are Grims oh God that wasn’t Grimace at all that was a grim Grimace minion what There’s more Grim this minion oh no oh no I should have known it would be too S I should have known that was too easy oh my God oh my gosh oh no they’re growing up and out of the cave oh no we have to go and fight him come on wolves I’m Getting out of here squ that boat was for grimace the Grimace shooter oh God damn it oh I got whacked I got whacked by a Grimace come here you grimaces I ain’t as scared of you oh man a bunch of them got locked in the boats Ow why do I got whacked by oh one of them’s dead yeah that’s right I’m going to beat up on the oh what the heck these guys are throwing Krabby Patties at them it’s working hell yeah oh oh this is the best one yet taking another Grimes get Out of here Grimes I ain’t I scared of you been hunting you down for so long for the last like 3 days I’m going to ruin your life oh ow ow oh they’re coming back now oh oh my god oh oh oh they’re surrounding me oh the Grimace is The Grimace Army oh my God where did all these come from my game is running at three frames I’m climbing the tower oh okay maybe not I’m going to go uh up through the upstairs oh man if I didn’t blow up the roof I could probably get There safely but I’m running at such a low frame rate that I don’t know what I’m going to do oh grimus is shooting grimus is actually shooting holy [ __ ] there’s one on the roof there’s one on the Roof oh man look at that look at it Down there oh my God there’s so many grimaces got to blow them all up I can’t aim low up blow them up blow them up blow them up there’s too many oh my god oh I’m going fire my cannons I’m going to fire my cannons at that grimy Army I Told you guys these cannons will come in handy oh we’re blowing up the Grimace cave too there we go here we go here we go oh hey I think we got rid of most of them I’m going to jump down and try to clean up the remains yeah yeah get out Of here you purple you Purple People leader oh oh the Grimace is shooting from the [ __ ] I mean from the the shooter yeah yeah yeah get on out of here yeah look at this it’s working we’re getting him all right I think we killed them all wow yeah We we did it oh no we didn’t never mind there’s should like one or two more but it’s okay oh get him and we didn’t even have to blow it up yeah we ched yeah let’s do it anyway we kind of already did school we did it be sure to like Comment and subscribe because we destroyed Grimace yeah I’m embracing death really that’s pretty cool no oh my God we are all dead my game is Dead oh oh oh oh oh my God there’s a big crater in the map oh wow well no more Grims look there’s even purple fireworks To celebrate yeah wait I can’t see anything I’m still running at 3 frames a second like this video comment subscribe make sure to ring that post notification Bell for more videos goodbye everybody no all right boys today we’re turning off the Wi-Fi getting off the cell phones and playing a good oldfashioned Board game I guess who no no no Patrick guess who no no the game is is called guess who guess who are you too [ __ ] do you really not know how guess who works who oh oh dear NEP Jesus Christ all right guys here’s how guess who works you’re Going to go up to these dispensers here you’re going to pull out a random name of any bamb band character on the map oh okay oh shut up shut up I’m still doing it and then what’s going to happen is the other person is also going to be Pulling out a name on their side of the map and you have to give them Clues was like let’s say I have bamb Bina is your character white yes so I’m going to turn off all of the non-white characters okay okay but obviously that’s going to be Too easy so let’s try not to go with colors boys okay and then whoever’s left we’re going to guess if that’s who it is oh I get it okay that’s pretty simple to get this sounds perfectly reasonable but could you say all that again absolutely not yeah make sure to catch your breath This is the character I have guys oh I which one do I have how oh I got a roll I get it now Patrick what do you do here is it 2v one yeah Patrick is going to be on your team he’s going to help you Guess okay Patrick how about you roll uh what do I roll how do I oh oh sorry Patrick I rolled already oh okay I’ll let you read it though um I can’t pick it up oh the server’s laggy oh oh there we go uh um SP say it don’t say it how do I open it right click ooh okay here we go there you go SpongeBob oh I got it okay okay all right you guys got your character yeah but I don’t know which one it is Patrick Patrick direct him this one right here SpongeBob I got it is your character uh do they have one eye ah let’s let’s take a little look see uh yeah yeah yeah okay I win is it Stinger Flynn yeah well [ __ ] all right I win I win I win Squidward you cheated you paid to win no I didn’t You did that faster than taking a whole breath Man Squidward your correct guesses really take my breath away yeah it does you really good at this sward ah what can I say I’m a knack at it yeah I’ll let you guys go again pick another One and then uh we can start back up can I pr this time one I yeah yeah yeah yeah I’ll let you do it oh let’s see okay uh this is the character right here SpongeBob oh okay I got you all right guys ask me a question What color is your underwear blue blue my turn does your character stand on two legs uh uh ye yeah yes all right so it can’t be NAB nelina and it can’t be nabnab it can’t be slow Seline Patrick do you think his underwear is blue do You think he’s U kind of referencing one of the Blue Characters over there um it’s not zus I I don’t know it’s not singer Flynn this time I think I’ll let you ask the next question don’t worry we got this okay I turned off all the Characters that stand on uh more than or less than two legs does your character have two eyes yes he does or she he dies or they do because it’s 2023 oh so does that mean that we win no it means you got to go turn off all the characters That have more than two eyes or less than two eyes oh oh boy I hope they don’t figure out my character that would be really bad I don’t know which one’s on and which one’s off uh whenever it’s darker oh it’s laggy okay we turn them All off okay now we win no Patrick that’s not how that works that’s not how that works you haven’t guessed my character all right I’m going to ask does your character have wings you say he does it have wings wings uh uh yeah yeah oh oh oh my God oh my God I’m I’m going to win guys I’m telling you I’m going to win all right ask me a question about mine because it’s not Chef pixer it’s not Sheriff toaster it’s not Queen bounc aah it’s not ban bolina and it’s not ban ban ah Patrick I’m a little worried that he might guess her Character I’m worried too I I’ll let you ask a question it’s not coach pickles it’s not Captain fiddles is um is don’t [ __ ] this up Patrick don’t mess this up for us come on Patrick I’m going to win is is your character that’s not a character oh I Got it I got it Patrick you took too long does your character wear any accessories no no okay o is your character blue no no no I thought you said no colors well it’s all I have left to distinguish actually is your character a boy oh you already asked a Question Squidward yeah that’s cheating don’t cheat don’t cheat wait a minute wait a minute so unless you want to pay us to win yeah yeah so wait so does your Char is your character blue or no not blue okay so is your character op pill bird you already asked a question yeah Okay well U if you can’t guess my character on the first go I’m going to win oh you don’t know that you don’t know what our character is okay we have a a couple characters to guess here uh Patrick let’s strategize um uh um let’s strategize here we got a couple turned On and a couple turned off either we guess or we take a hint at uh what the character is oh crap the ones that are lit up are the ones that we we can guess right we got to guess yep squ is your character coach pickles what what was the question is Your character coach pickles it is not no no Patrick that was a good guess though is your character a pill bird no oh I win Squidward wins yay Squidward Squidward you’re doing payin yeah there has to be some sort of pay wi somewhere here absolutely not absolutely not I Have no idea what you’re talking about it’s impossible to be paying the win at this one you should totally pay me to win yeah that’ll be fun no I should definitely not be doing that I will put it in my pocket and use it for ice cream I think since I won that one I’ll let you guys have at each other ooh okay [Applause] Okay I like the sound of that oh man SpongeBob already got Barnacle Boy on his team all right I guess I’m going to play on Patrick’s team then yeah he’s helping me out isn’t that right Barnacle Boy how come he always helping you out Because I love old man in my ass I mean I love old man they’re so wholesome why don’t we get Mermaid Man on our team because I’m on your team yeah sward is super uh you know influenced on this topic of character so uh Mermaid Man can Watch me poop why do you want him to watch you poop I need somebody to make sure I’m doing it right how could you do it wrong [ __ ] from your PE believe me Squidward I found a way okay Patrick let’s let’s see what we get let’s see What we get for our character oh yeah yeah okay bacle boy we will see what we get okay you broke the button Squidward shut up Patrick there we go Barnacle Boy you want to read it all all ready Patrick oh yeah it’s th this character over here okay this one this one see That everyone at home this is this is this is the one this one right here yeah ooh I will show everyone my character once I search up what it looks like spong’s going to have no idea the character’s name so he’s never going to guess it this one right here is my charact You ready to start this thing SpongeBob oh yeah I am ready all right Patrick I’m going to need you to really not F this up I’m I’m a raining champ at this [ __ ] got it kneel before me when do I get to guess all right Patrick ask the first Question all right oh here comes a curveball SpongeBob is your character green h the answer this no I don’t think it’s green that means it’s that means it’s tram Taki and tataki definitely Tami it is not green you don’t have to worry ooh it’s not green okay if you had The second guess it that means it’s got to be a greenish character that’s why we can’t guess colors it’s just not fair that way well no it it can come in all sorts of colors it’s Captain fiddles it’s Captain fiddles what what is a captain fiddles he made that one up what I didn’t make that [ __ ] up if he give me multiple colors that means he’s Captain Fidel that’s all it can be okay bye turn last questions is your character stand like a human uh NOP okay all right Patrick you got to ask a really good question okay cuz Okay being On your team gives me aa SpongeBob um does your character stand on all fours no no it ises not we have to get rid of uh Tamaki and kamaki get rid of nabina and and NAB NAB and bamboozler yeah yeah almost you’re you’re close buddy you’re close and uh those guys Okay we’re good okay Barnacle Boy we got to think of a really good question here okay oh I like the S of that okay okay you guys ready for a question I guess so no does your character have any sort of nose uh no no oh okay that is a hell of A question though I got to say yeah Barnacle Boy asked does your character walk on two feet yes he does that eliminates zus oo that eliminates slen and Stinger Flynn Stinger Flynn Stinger Flynn okay I got to get rid of all the ones with the nose we’re getting down to The nitty GR here Patrick we’re getting down to the ready oh yeah I mean that that is considered to be a no of some sort so I’m going to turn that off sponge Dr stop talking to yourself I hey I’m talking to the video isn’t that Right guys no you’re being a [ __ ] ask us a question you [ __ ] AR good boy you have any questions no okay I’ll think of a good one does your character stand on more than two legs oh yeah more than two yes they do all right is your character Ah does you B boy they have no chance they have no chance does your character wear a hat uh no no he does not all right I guess we can eliminate chef pixster from the list and the toad and queen bounc aah the horse I saw a horse That’s a kangaroo that wasn’t what the Bible said Squidward does your character have a a invisible tongue uh no no damn that eliminates a lot doesn’t it yeah it does there’s only three characters with a visible tongue though yeah but that clears a lot from My side you have no idea uh-oh okay does your character have teeth yes I think I know who it is Patrick you have to ask next next round no te you’ll have to guess next round I think I know who it is H Barnacle Boy you want up he fing died No what do you mean he died it was bound to happen SpongeBob he must have left he he went away to go get pizza he was all out no I’m pretty sure at 80 the party is over I can’t do this by myself you you can’t drag them around everywhere SpongeBob they’re very fragile is your a character jumbo Josh absolutely the [ __ ] not oh well that was worth a try but that leaves it down to two other characters Patrick I think we should just I think we just should take a shot at it and guess and if we lose we lose Cuz I think he’s going to figure it out yeah let’s just do it is your character Captain fiddles yeah yeah we did it I gave waywe Hits From the Start braing Champion once again oh my God all right yeah it’s because ble boy I would have done it with him SpongeBob I’ll Tell you what you and I can play against Patrick and you can be on the winning team for once oh okay okay yeah I like Squidward’s team he pays to win hi Barnacle Boy oh no he’s got Barnacle Boy on his team now oh where’s bid man we Don’t need him Spong we can do this on our own barle boy standing under the tree over there he’s watching me like a creepy pedo oh yeah I mean I I T him his ways that makes sense what’d you get oh oh here you go okay let’s see what you Got SpongeBob let’s see what you got oh this is a good one this this is a good one SpongeBob it’s a yeah it it’s this one over here oh okay okay we got this in the bag with you on our team Squidward oh yeah you know what I’m a Garden of bamb band [ __ ] is that all you do besides play the clarinet watch band B oh yeah I watch him do lots of stuff all right Patrick do you have a character uh no um uh oops you better get one you [ __ ] we want to get Started today yeah this is going to be easy actually you should tell us what you get when you get it yeah oh okay all right I can work with this one any questions yet do we ask you a question sorry I went on a a hius there in my Brain what the you black out or something can I do that I think your whole life is like that yeah whose turn is it I want to play we should let Patrick go first h fine no fine we’ll let the louer go first oh yeah me me he Needs his Advantage with you on a team yeah okay okay um does your character have two eyes uh yes our character has two eyes Oo I’ll get rid of nabnab and nabnab Jor and stinker I don’t think any of these names are right he probably met like singer Flynn or something I’m pretty sure he did but he’s just stupid yeah it’s Patrick after all did you say that he does have two eyes yes get rid of Turtle guy that’s tataki and Tamaki those are the Ninja Turtles uh Patrick does your character have um teeth uh I forget what my character was oh yeah yeah he does he does have teeth all right let’s get rid of [ __ ] Bird yeah yeah let’s get rid of that oh God There’s a lot more character without teeth I think uh this one has teeth from the side this one has teeth that one has teeth Stinger Flynn does not have teeth he does have a butthole though I’ve seen it oh I got to check that out what about This big boy right here uh zus knows oh God zhus does not have teeth okay that’s everything then all right Patrick your turn to ask a question okay uh Squidward and SpongeBob is your character W uh does your character wear any accessories ah yes ooh oh [ __ ] I’m going to get Somewhere uh does your character wear any accessories um yes oh okay that really didn’t eliminate much honestly yeah that was not the best question let me see um you get rid of bamb bang get rid of Coach pickles oh my God Kaki is in my camera view I can’t even see [ __ ] I’m going have to go with first person get rid of sine what are you talking about SpongeBob this one right here has a shell that’s considered an accessory right here this the snail that’s not an accessory SpongeBob we have 1 2 3 four five of the 16 I guest from SpongeBob I Think we can get this boy all right fellas I’m going to guess your character okay I think your character is he’s not going to guess it he’s not going to guess it no Sheriff toadster you’re wrong Patrick good guess it’s okay toadster I’m here for you okay Is your character a girl uh no oh what a relief that takes off Queen bounia and NAB nelina H I have one more guess okay okay is your character Queen found Selena are you [ __ ] me hold on hold on hold on let me see your board hold on I’ve only got two Left this is ridiculous sorry Squidward wow he he beat us he actually beat us Squidward no but I’m the Champion I guess who he’s not allowed to win well here comes the new king I uped my charge wow that’s actually surprising no no no No no no no no no all right you know you guys in the comments you can tell us who the real winner is and if you think it’s anyone that’s not me well just you’re wrong and uh you stink and your mother doesn’t love you you should all type Patrick Star one in the comments yeah well no one did better than me that’s what’s the most important at the end of the day I like your shiny head Squidward Squidward you really are not a u a fair player Fair player Fair player I played So fair I didn’t pay to win for [ __ ] sorry loser if you guys like this video be sure to like like comment and subscribe make sure to hit that post notification Bell for more videos rest in power rest in power no SpongeBob you’re interrupting my nap time what is It that you want Plankton gave us gifts and he left them at our houses he told me to tell you gifts from Plankton at our houses what wait wait wait he left them at our houses wait yeah he’s having a change of heart just then what was that noise no my House oh no I didn’t know he was going to do this no I’m sorry guys I’m sorry my house ohoh oh sweet merciful Neptune I shouldn’t have trusted him I need to go to my house Mr Krabs you think he did something to your house no not my Easter Island head oh no I can’t even build on this land again look at the crater it left no my anchor my house is gone Gary’s dead no oh there’s nothing left but the tips oh well fellas I think we need to start rebuilding our homes we can’t sleep out Here tonight who knows what kind of seab bears could be around Bears after that one time I wouldn’t trust it let’s start building our houses anywhere we can oh God we got to buy land all right I guess I guess I can find somewhere I have been wanting To relocate for a while I’m going to go build by Sandy all right I guess it’s time to do this it’s I got to do it I need to adopt the new pet I’m at the hardware store and I’m going to need a door I’m going to need blue material Build it out here by Mrs Puff’s boating school my sweet puffy Mr Krab you’re just trying to get some yes Mrs Puff she’s my boing teacher she never let me pass yeah well she’s letting Mr Krabs hit she helped pass my kidney stones ew why do you have kidney stones Mr Krabs I Got all kinds of [ __ ] SpongeBob I’m loaded to the brim [ __ ] oh it’s true it’s really weird it’s really gross I would not go near near him Squidward how do you know that I have seen things that I do not get paid enough to say I am so Sorry me too you ever wonder what where we get the salt for the salt shaker well I don’t think I want to know yeah well let’s keep it that way yeah yeah E I think I’m going to make my house even more beautiful than it was before bigger Better and sexier I have no idea what my house was made out of so I’m going to just uh I’m just going to start putting some stuff down Mr Krabs I think it was metal it was an anchor yeah that sounds sounds proba bar it was a disgusting Giant Rusty Anchor but she was beautiful mine was a pineapple what am I going to do you know what else is Beautiful Death oh I’m trying to build my beautiful house I think I could use an underground Fort actually I think that would be a really nice change of pace oh an Underground for that’s pretty interesting you’re being a Hermit sward Holy SpongeBob why you got to be such a jerk this is your fault after all well I do look I thought look you didn’t stop him why would you help him put presents in front of our house when you know he’s Evil well I thought he was having a change of heart he’s like uh don’t look at him and I’m like okay I I trust you uh Plankton I I thought he was going to be nice you know well you need to stop thinking with your heart and think with Your head I’m sorry sward I am going to sue for this I’m going to build something something similar to am going to build an amazing Fort a fortress underground home to King Squidward King Squidward yeah King Squidward that’s right and you all will bow to me sounds Like a civilization i’ want to kill myself in you know you guys are really mean we’re not going to bow down to you squid we’re not your slaves okay yeah if anything I think you’re my slave I sure as hell feels that way remember I played Uno with I thought it was Checkers or was it chest I think you played both something like that I don’t know the dementia really working overtime these days you don’t say I don’t even know where I am right now where’s my caretaker somebody [ __ ] my pants holy crabby patties I could make So many with this hydrodynamic spatular hydrodynamic spatular oh yeah Mr Krabs it is topnotch stuff this is what I’m going to use as my scepter to rule my kingdom think about making a tower no more tow SpongeBob not for you oh okay okay I’m building a tower of swords and Anchor Tower a big beautiful anchor Tower yeah let’s go with that I’ll have to come by and visit I am making it look like a metal coral reef so that way no one knows that this is where my secret hidden kingom is I have a big old house Woring party for myself yeah but no one’s going to bring you any gifts that’s okay I’m a gift enough I’m a gift to mankind cuz no one’s going to show up my house is where all the trafficking happens where else would everybody go that’s what old man Jenkins was Telling me about I thought he was just going sceni and insane but I guess he was really telling us the truth I guess we shouldn’t have euthanized him oh poor old man Jenkins yeah I feel bad wait why are you saying poor old man Jenkins you’re the one that trafficked old man Chickens yeah but he liked it he was into it oh I didn’t think he was complaining I thought he was just telling us a story like well now your time is up poor old I could use some of plankton’s little magic here and dig Myself a hole with TNT oh [ __ ] I a fire fire you have a fire in your house Squidward oh no I just set myself on fire like a [ __ ] how’ you do that by being [ __ ] you know Squidward I’m going to be honest I’m not really feeling the passion today you know what Mr Krabs you know what your mom’s not feeling the passion it’s all right SC I know she’s feeling good today she’s hanging out with Nanny K oh Nanny K she’s going to be the death of me all right I think this is a good place to start building my little Cellar I’m Going to have so many parties down here I’m going to have an arcade machine maybe put a Pac-Man machine down here oo Pac-Man I know some [ __ ] that just threw away a Pac-Man machine he was too lazy to fix it himself yeah what a loser yeah what a scrub you know what he Probably does YouTube for a living he’s just a low life probably he probably got jipped for it too he probably could have gotten a lot more money but he was just cheap and wanted to make a cheap [ __ ] anyway what a boo this is why his cat Runs the house and not him probably chews up all his wires too and sits on his keyboard shits on his keyboard probably see Pacman inspired me to be a better person you know uh I thought Pac-Man inspired you just to suck more Pac-Man inspired me to eat it That’s going to be my earbook quote Oh yes this is perfect this is perfect be beautiful pieces of stone off my house is going to look fabulous oh I’m sure it is oh yeah we only have the finest and most expensive type of walls here oh absolutely SpongeBob absolutely this is Why you’re not allowed to come to my house cuz you might [ __ ] it UPG and Squidwards Squidwards I’ll bring the Scotch tape Scotch tape oh yeah you can have L to put with Scotch tape you can pry open and keep it open pry it open sometimes the juices get really like Crusty and you got to like use the jaws of life to reopen it and then when you open it it’s like opening a bag of Doritos for the first time all the air just comes out and you get a good whiff of Dorito dust that is [ __ ] nasty the More I kept going with it and realizing what I was saying and more I was like e why I didn’t stop I don’t know yeah vaginas don’t exist by the way all right my wonderful homy Tower is ready to live in oh all right all right you know I’ll Be the judge of that I’ll be the judge of that where are you Mr CR where are you located I’m behind Mrs Puff’s boing school all right SP let’s go see what’s up let’s go see what’s up I’m coming shouldn’t be hard to see I’m on the uh The very tippy top yeah let’s put it that way oh I see I see see yep it’s a it’s a rocket ship because I’ve always wanted to see the stars I think you’re going to see stars if this thing whips you in the face yeah I definitely don’t Want to get whipped in the face with it I mean Rockets don’t feel so good Mr Krabs I don’t think this is ready to live in oh yeah sure it is you see it just uh I mean I used to always live in there before I was born you just you you You you stand right here you close the doors and then you can come out of the closet this sucks I’m leaving this sucks I’m leaving this is terrible this is amazing this is the best house I’ve ever seen in my life I’ll change my mind when I fully see it Mr Krabs this is it this is all it’s ever needed to be Mr Krabs I think this is really bad I don’t I don’t like it really bad what do you mean what’s wrong with you Mr Krabs are you going to add to your house at all of Course yeah you know I got to work on uh adding some exterior features like um little wires to communicate with Earth whenever I go up into space oh is that is that so absolutely I don’t know if that’s how that works exactly Mr KS I’m not a scientist but um it seems wrong Who Squidward I don’t know what to tell you this is my beautiful red rocket ship oh my God and you get a beautiful view of the land if you just stand on top stand on the tippy top the little red nub on the top you Know I got a view of Mrs Puff’s backside back here the back side of your school that is you know oh of course of course I mean what else could you IM me I I I couldn’t think of anything else obviously oh yeah it stinks too bad it This thing on the complete opposite side of town of the Crusty Crab Mr what are you going to add to your house next I’ve got it I’ve got an idea think oh no squ you blew my balls off what no I definitely didn’t play a silly little Prank on you oh no I mean not my balls uh my my the bottom of my rocket ship that’s what I meant you’re launchers yeah the rocket a launcher definitely not a c ball I’m putting in my brand new floor guys oh it’s beautiful what a wonderful House I am building so far the floor beautiful the walls beautiful the owner beautiful I think the best part about your house is that I don’t get to see it okay SpongeBob that is just that is just messed up yeah yeah I went there I went there you’ve been so mean lately Squidward I think we can all use a little bit of church after today you’re are so right guys my flooring is almost completely put in on the basement it’s it’s cool M where are you going to go first when you go to space I think I’m going to go visit International Space Station strip club that’s on my bucket list now it’s where I’ve always wanted to go it’s always where I’ve tripped of being I hope you never make it that’s [ __ ] I’m okay with that maybe if I burn up in the atmosphere we finally have eternal Bliss great you made Mr Krab squ Look what you did I think I just brought the inner out I think it was always there it’s always there never goes away that’s what I’m saying told you oh yeah here we go beautiful beautiful home sweet home I am just building my Stairway to Heaven which is another word To my Palace I hope you guys bring housewarming gifts or else you’re not allowed oh I will I ain’t bringing dick except for my dick Mr Krabs my old crusty pecker I don’t know if that’s a song I’d like to sing my house is looking kind of nice I doubt it you Built it wow You’ll see you’ll see will I though will I yeah you will and you’re going to be so jealous you’re going to be weeping on the ground okay Squidward all right let’s see that works there okay time to put these stairs up to here Build my little walkway up oh [ __ ] how do I put the stairs on upside down who does that probably SpongeBob hey be nice what I’d ever do to you you blow up my house I had family pictures the last things my mother ever gave me were in That house cry about it I’m going to sue you for everything you got got oh wait a minute I cancel you for everything you got cuz now you got nothing got start building a wall to my first floor that the basement is pretty much set I don’t need material possession Squidward I got Money isn’t that a material possession The Matrix is crashing crabs his Downs all right fellas I think I’m almost ready to let you guys come by and just check out the place I’m just tidying up my first floor here I see I see my house looks very Very nice I’m proud of it if you built it it can’t be that nice oh you’d be surprised oh if it is nice in there I guess I would be surprised now wouldn’t I but that’s never going to happen you’ll like it you’ll love it but it’s a Bigger pile of [ __ ] than your last house at least it’s not fruit it started to smell it was rotting all right fellas I think this is pretty good I am almost done give me like 2 minutes all right fellas come check out the new digs okay I’m coming I’m coming oh hey check it out you made a boil I made a what it got a little less boily the further back I got it is my interpretation of a abstract clarinet oh yeah well it’s definitely abstract that’s for sure what is what’s going on back here do you blow Off half of the building Mr CR we’ve been recording for an hour and 12 minutes do you want me to keep building please please God no let it end it looks perfect squ I love it I would live here I would put my children through boarding school here well that Just happens to be one of the amazing programs I offer here at Shay squid a oh yeah yeah you can see it’s beautiful yep yep very it’s a very holy place I can tell you know I’m going to be honest Squidward your your cheese really fit off the cracker on this One all right fellas welcome to Shay squidy and today I’m going to give you the grand tour come on follow me first first you’ll see over here it is a abstract clarinet design yeah no kidding on the outside oh yeah yeah I can I can See it yeah I can almost see it but I can’t which part is the part that you blow into uh well this little block back here is um this is this is where you put your lips over it and uh blow I wish I was like clearing that I’m going to have To work on my mouth game to get my lips around that just it’s a matter of getting it back out of your mouth that’s the problem really yeah it makes sense now you’ll follow me down these very very expensive imported porcelain stairs and you’ll see we have a Completely red stained glass floor to take off the first and this this is Harry Potter’s room okay all right yeah yeah okay okay right shove that little under the stairs and we’re still uh you know we’re we’re running through some stuff you know here on the first floor But it’s getting there we’re putting up this nice wallpaper and everything I don’t know squ this looks a whole lot like my cancer x-rays Mr guys what’s with the c board clipboard I have a clipboard I’m taking notes that’s all you know it’s an excuse to not look at The house these walls and these here railings are made from the rubble of my previous house destroyed by some little [ __ ] Spong not to be named I can tell you who that is anyways continue and then we’ll go down the also imported stairs to the very expensive and Imported floor and beautiful wall W this definitely looks like a couple of things that I got this looks like my grandma’s house it’s called hepatitis C pattern yeah yeah that that was it I know it looked familiar and we’re back here we’re going to be building an arcade Next to the G and then we’ll be putting in an attic at some point so what do you fellas think what do you fellas think it’s okay it’s a little spacious I think it needs uh you need a place to sleep it only makes me want to throw up just a Little bit okay okay great great right only a little bit is a good start that’s a good start I I can work with that okay yeah yeah not too shabby not too shabby what would you give it we give it a rating guys come on give it a Rating I’m going to go drown Sandy that is a pretty good rating that I will also do the exact same thing hey Sandy I’m coming in crabs is a Knockin look the water in I was little a random string of thought you had there Mr Krabs why do we Always have to accommodate her what aing selfish cow you know just uh let us do the do the breathing for what’s inside of her house you know what you’re right hold on Mr crbs I’m going to teach this [ __ ] what for all right Sandy get a Load get a load of this Mr CRA you got the moves you’re doing the you better do like a white girl let’s go check out Mr kbs’s Place Mr CR let’s go I can’t wait for you guys to see what I’ve done with the place it’s beautiful oh my God beautiful ain’t She it looks girer than before Oh my God yeah yeah a little bit of veins and leakage a little bit warier you know is that supposed to be a vein you need to have veins to help the rocket breathe when it’s in space that’s all yeah if You look at the texture of the rocket why is the rocket so hairy okay what’s the inside look like oh wow we can actually get inside now he’s got a body pillow this is this is my body pillow uh his name is Floyd and you got Street Fighter yeah Street Fighter got Street Fighter over here got a couple of barrels filled with but never mind don’t look in there and uh yeah you know you can’t even see at the top well not quite but you know you can you can look up the shaft anyway I’m going to try I see Mrs Pop’s B you’re right you got a great view of the back end yep that that is for sure it’s wonderful I’ve even got a whole new method of uh the fuel exhaust you know comes out the top you can see there’s a little little puff of smoke Sliding down the side oh yeah that’s that’s that smog is very thick mhm yeah yeah I give this um three salty hookers out of five M yeah I can take that uh a pair of balls that look like tire tracks that’s why I give it all right yeah yeah You know both both worthy uh critical responses I’m happy with that I can do with that salty hookers all right all right where are we off to Spong job where are we off to as you see uh we have a little bit of stairs up here ooh all right Yeah sponge how the hell did you build so much I told you I’m an architect yeah you went to town over here holy crap yeah up in here this is my room pretty nice pretty nice this is my little house over here damn look this we donkey Konge yeah whenever I get bored oh oh my God okay your painting’s a little wet now upstairs you’ll see that uh it leads to a little Bridge why is this actually good what the hell damn you got a nice little set up over here SpongeBob yes Sir how did you actually build all this this is actually really good this is the end down here is the the really true beauty oh oh what the hell is this Eugene crabs is a special little crab he has downs I do love to get down Squidward is a little twink yeah yeah You like it check it out see oh yeah I love to get down yeah I wish you could see this from my perspective Mr Krabs cuzz I think you may want to kill yourself I love to get down I’m a happy little crab has got that down so yeah I’m down Mr Krabs is proving my point completely you know you didn’t even spell Eugene right SpongeBob I don’t give a f he spelled it the way that I spell it cuz I have Downs oh yeah exactly ex I’m out here I’m out of here bye Squidward see you Squidward or Little twink as the sign says you know this could have been a lot different of a day if SpongeBob didn’t just destroy our houses yeah you guys can St with your uh your clarinet and cows while I can live in luxury cow that’s not a that’s a big beautiful rocket ship I’m going to penetrate the sky with it SpongeBob SpongeBob I give your house one sloppy Dorito taco out of out of three French frogs French frog I like that what about you Mr Krabs five five buckets of fried chicken out of uh 10 stolen TVs that sounds Good d thank so much for watching this video guys we really hope you like watching us play Minecraft or if you want to see more Minecraft let us know in the comments below and if you think I built the best house let us know if you think SpongeBob built it best let us Know and if you think Mr Krabs built it best let us know oh yeah it was definitely me I definitely did it best I don’t know guys I think I won this one well I guess we’ll leave it up to the comments to decide thanks for watching So long see you next time bye no Patrick what are we doing here why are we on uh a giant cake no this is an icing who Patrick Patrick SP M oh no oh man what am I going to do hey Patrick what’s up oh hey SpongeBob I thought you were dead yeah You know it happens sometimes hey look oh wait a minut there’s a block there’s one block get it one block cuz the video’s called one block this one block is infinite Patrick Wa that’s so cool it is so totally tubular oops well Patrick why did you do that why did you do that There go all our blocks I thought I was going to stay crouched but uh yeah I don’t have Crouch lock on you’re [ __ ] tired it used to be that way on Console that’s how I used to play I used to play so much Minecraft on Xbox oh my God There’s like a little Greece man Greek mansion out there on top of like Zeus’s Cloud what the f yeah what the heck oh man I want to go taste the marshmallows underneath of the castle SpongeBob I think that sounds like a pretty good idea let’s go do that let’s let’s use This one block which is the name of the video one block everyone comment one block in the comments everyone comment it right now if you don’t comment it right now you’re not allowed to watch this video Yeah and don’t forget to hit the like button anyway guys stick around To the end of the video to see us do some crazy stuff just using one block in Minecraft you won’t believe what we get to make and where we get to explore yep and we’re going to do it with one block one block you heard it here first one Block yeah one block no more than that no more than that any any more than that and it’s just fake news nothing but a single block single block yep that means one thank you for clarifying Patrick sometimes I wonder if the audience will actually know that or not yeah I don’t Know they’re still learning how of count apparently they don’t teach that in school now surprised they know how to spell their own names yeah yeah it’s really impressive I don’t think they do I think their mothers type it for them and then they just kind of you know roll With it hi you know what I wouldn’t be all too surprised I’m not going to lie oh man oh that castle is a lot farther away than it looks yeah I’m noticing that myself you think that one is closer uh uh no that one looks prettying far to Yeah I it’s a very good choice you know in the matter let’s just try to build out to the Big Greek um uh Zeus looking Mansion yeah if we can do that then I think we’ll be good yeah let’s go to Mountain Olympus let’s do it you I used To love like Percy Jackson [ __ ] growing up like I love those books yeah me too although they had like I don’t know they were like a bunch of spin-off books too I think or something like yeah I I I want I started reading one of them and I Put it down after like the first chapter yeah it was like from multiple P perspectives and I think I was too stupid as a kid to understand what the [ __ ] was happening I still don’t know what was going on with those books I never read like the spin-off ones only The main line of books yeah I read the first six main lines the main ones are really good I wish they would have anothering movie yeah didn’t they like switch mythologies or something to like with the spin-offs M I don’t think so oh I thought they did something else I Think they they switch like the cast oh like Percy it was still the Percy Jackson Universe Percy Jackson still existed but it was du the new cast I see okay yeah it was like following just a new group of young half Bloods I see yeah they’re they’re doing a new series On Disney Plus for it Patrick are you there oh no Patrick I died with a bunch of [ __ ] oh no I died with a bunch of [ __ ] Patrick I died with the [ __ ] my game totally froze for a minute I think yeah you uh your internet had a stroke For a minute but it’s okay it got resuscitated okay well that’s good that’s good oh hey look pigs and sheep are out here now pigs and sheep that’s so cool how the hell did they get oh you’re just going to kill him yeah oh yeah murder I just turn over a little Bit before you even said anything just see you beating the [ __ ] out of him Mike yep that seems pretty part for the course oh yeah yeah holy [ __ ] how are we getting any closer it doesn’t look like it um I feel like we are if we Actually are I feel like we should be but uh I don’t know not oh oops should be an r a little different though you know yeah yeah as we have come to find out these last seven months oh my god Patrick get [ __ ] uh-oh careful SpongeBob Oh is it the spider it was the spider the spider me in the ass stupid spiders Patrick I really want to get to the other Castle why is this so hard I don’t know but if there’s one thing I do know is that we could persevere and we’ll get There Patrick you’re so [ __ ] right God I love you let me kiss you on the mouth yeah yeah oh my God come here these big old starfish lips ain’t good for nothing uh-oh there’s a bunch of but don’t worry I have a sword I’m just afraid I’m going to fall yeah me too Yeah I’m just going to hang out here though uh I’ll just keep building I have to go in third person so I make sure I don’t die if I’m in first person I’m more likely to die yeah it’s uh it’s TR something oh my God go away go away go Away okay I killed him Patrick I did it I’m a big boy now good job spoe Bob thanks Patrick ah oh you built yourself a little wall of the fence oh yeah I’m accidentally did that I’m trying to build down but it’s hard okay uh oh wait I have seven blocks of dirt Left okay dude this thing is this thing is so much farther out than I thought yeah is the man it’s really out there it is really out there Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack go under Lambo stick oh my God the creeper [ __ ] hey uh-oh let’s do Your creeper Mom oh God don’t explode please okay he almost exploded on the bridge and I would have been cuz I don’t have anything to build oh well at least you if you jumped you wouldn’t have anything to lose then either I do have some stuff in my inventory I have 31 Apples somehow I don’t know where they came from can I do anything with this cake or is it just for oh my God I threw an Ender Pearle I threw an ender pearl instead of using a block and I threw myself off the [ __ ] Edge oh oh it’s Okay oh I think we we’ll be fine or something maybe yeah maybe I’ll let you dig a little bit I’m going to sit right here and scratch my ass ter I wouldn’t want to be stranded on one block in the middle of the sky where imminent death Is probable with anyone else but you me either except for maybe Sandy this is facts dog this is facts here we go again making more dirt uh are we still building on to the castle or what are we doing I don’t know Patrick what the else Are we going to do I don’t no we could build up what [ __ ] why why would we build up so we could be up instead of over shut up Patrick shut [Applause] up all right [ __ ] calm down sorry my [ __ ] helmet is you’re going over time oh man hey guys my name is SpongeBob hi guys I’m Patrick I got totle hat I got toal hat oh my God toal hat to Patrick I think we’re actually getting like somewhat close o I hope so I think we might be at least a quarter of the way there oh man after this upcoming week I’m going to be a real Pro no are you not fing [ __ ] uh uh Crouch locked oh all right well it’s time it’s a time for me to be why weren’t you you [ __ ] I don’t know I just didn’t mess with it oh where is it where is it I Honestly think we’re closer to the the island than we are fing one block I sure hope so I got something a brewing some kind of turtle ready to poke his head out uh let’s see yeah Crouch lock I didn’t even know you could turn off Crouch lock why would you do that I did I it was automatically off for me when I started oh that was automatically on for me I guess cuz I never turned it on oh I I never messed with it at all since we began playing Minecraft we’re getting pretty close Patrick we’re getting Pretty close I would say stock up so you don’t have to go all the way back and whatnot but I don’t even see anything maybe it it’s not automatically Crouch locked on keyboard I don’t know oh uh that sounds like you’re fall for playing on keyboard oh it’s cuz that’s for real Gamers so we got to just be well adapted crouching I’m jumping off uh yeah we’re like right at the island just like [ __ ] Stack Up on as many blocks as you can all right yeah I’ll find this Crouch lock another time I made it this Far I can go without it yeah for sure for sure oh man we’re getting there Patrick we’re getting so close I am also thoroughly exhausted I cannot sleep at night and I don’t know why aren’t you at least getting some sleep from sleeping through like 300 P.m. really tiny bit I I went to bed last night at 10:00 and then I woke up at 3:00 a.m. and I couldn’t get back to sleep then I was just up and I just banged out a whole entire video and laid down at like I don’t know 8 or 9:00 and Passed out again until like 2:00 I am yeah that sounds pretty [ __ ] man not going to lie you should just kill yourself I’m closer and closer every day SpongeBob one of these days I am [ __ ] sure you just open a soda no it’s a water why does it sound like you opened A can that’s a good question I don’t know oh yeah now it sounds more like a plastic bottle no we don’t have any soda actually that’s a lie I did buy a bottle of soda earlier at Walmart but I didn’t drink it what’d you get Cherry Vanilla Coke I hate Coke so I can’t tell you if that’s good or not I go back and forth between which one I like more Pepsi or Coke I just don’t like Cola I never got into it I it never used to be my favorite but I don’t know as I get older It’s just like I don’t know it’s just my go-to I’m like yeah fing sure Pepsi Coke why not I feel you oh Patrick I got a totem of undying so that means if I accidentally throw myself off the edge like a [ __ ] I get to come back with Everything that’s in my hand no man that’s so cool I wish I had better about 5 minutes ago oh well what can you do Minecraft you just got to craft in mine yeah Minecraft Stones okay so it looks like I have about anything and everything I could possibly want all Right Patrick I’m going to go Traverse back over that way and hope for the best oh yeah all right I’ll catch up to you buddy I’m going to stack up on some I don’t know whatever is in here uhoh there’s like this little lying thing I’ve seen one of these before I I One time in an alternate universe played uh uh uh lucky BL stair Ras and they’re absolute [ __ ] these little like fairy looking oh I think I know what you’re talking about yeah one of those shits killed me whenever we were doing the lucky block be careful Patrick they are Nothing if not little shits I know man they suck they suck donkey dick yeah B donkey [ __ ] uhoh there is a creeper over here uh-oh he’s coming near me I’m going to try to throw him off get off get off get off get off get off oh You oh hey at least you got the thing to save you right I think it just doesn’t work in this game mode and that really blows cuz I sat here breaking blocks for 5 minutes straight we oneing thing that doesn’t work the way it’s supposed to in It’s game mode and it was the most helpful item it was the most help fulling item Patrick I want to be done yeah me too I want to be done so bad this is a pretty bad video this is awful this is awful probably going to be at Least another 20 minutes until we get to that castle too um I don’t know I think if we just I think we can bang this out in the next like five maybe 10 minutes if all we do is just like not die and not be [ __ ] and we make it to the End because I think if we could just load up on enough blocks we’re we’re close enough okay oh let’s see how we do why aren’t you cutting anything oh cuz I’m I’m waiting for you oh okay cuz I don’t think we can get the same things off of I don’t know I don’t know all right I’m going to I’m going to make a run for it and hope for the best oh God no no no no Patrick is another creeper Patrick he’s back God dang it spob you get a sword no I’m just going to stand here and wait Till morning for all I fing care I don’t think they die during the day yes they do zombies and skeletons do but not creepers well I thought all evil mobs do die at night I don’t know my brain is fed I’m just going to try to kill him Come here you [ __ ] Patrick be careful go down go down yeah oh that was close Okay Patrick you son of a [ __ ] boop boop boop boop Patrick there’s two more there’s two more oh my God you got to be kidding me this is a trial by God come on you need to die you just need to fall off and die you [ __ ] okay there we go I’m I’m I’m riding behind you Patrick I don’t trust myself enough yeah stay away oh God there’s a spider and a skeleton coming up now too Yeah but at least they don’t blow the [ __ ] up oh all right let me see oh well okay ow you [ __ ] stop Jesus Patrick oh my God you almost died on my screen oh God it’s all right SpongeBob we got this oh oh my God that was way too close I don’t have Any other Weaponry my pickaxe broke I’m just making a run for it I’m just I I I’m just running I’m just going to run I’m just going to run oh God no be careful SpongeBob oh god Patrick there’s more skeletons there are more uhoh oh god oh Oh oh man I didn’t know that there was so many skeletons if I knew that I wouldn’t have done it I I just I just thought there was like the oneing skeleton and spider and I was like all right I’m going to fing blow past them And then I did and it worked I I I mission accomplished but then more of those showed up yeah I swear the further we got the more oh my God what the heck and alpaca just spawned why the is there an alaca spawning I don’t know can I Ride you oh I can hey oh I can’t control him though oh be careful you might fall off then yeah uh can I rope you though oh I can but he fell oh I’m hanging my alpaca he’s hanging in the void yeah that’s okay it’s what he Deserves is it yeah he had it coming he was looking like a [ __ ] you’re right you know there’s nothing I can do about this you just you’re done oh I can’t even let go of the lead either though so he’s just stuck to me as long as doesn’t [ __ ] up with your doing they you should be fine I guess well hopefully yeah hopefully not this sucks cuz we’re like right at the end like I really feel like this video could be over any second yeah I just heard the alpaca choking he was like yeah well he did it To himself what can I say I didn’t put him here oh thank God the sun is coming up oh we are safe oh I should have just [ __ ] waited hello Pekka he’s having a time no he’s having a time already he’s he’s having a real time now I have a Sword of all fuing times I don’t need the sword now but I have it so dub I guess but yeah well I guess it’s there for anything else that crosses our path I guess so can’t imagine what the [ __ ] it would be though yeah I I don’t know if it’s going to Shield us much against our own stupidity that is the unshield unblockable attack for real all right I think I have enough blocks to make it to the end meet me at the end when when when you get your BLS good luck to you SpongeBob I’ll uh I’ll Be there eventually well actually I do have a couple saved up if if I die we’re ending the video okay I’m I’m really determined to make it to the fing Castle but I’m I’m losing my give a damn I think we can do it hopefully maybe I Don’t know yeah this is going to be the worst video If we don’t make it there this is going to be awful if you made it this far in the video comment I Believe In You SpongeBob and Patrick you guys can make it that might be a lot of words For you guys though yeah you’re real Champs that’s for sure oops uh oh there goes my alpaca oh did the lead break I think so I think it you like the game lagged and you cut out and then all of a sudden the lead broke so he’s done he’s Gone interesting oh Patrick I see where we were there’s a bunch of [ __ ] chickens oh my god let’s go hug the chickens look at them they’re flying and they die I didn’t know the chickens did that when they fall poor fellas wow you are getting pretty close I know I know I Right when I died it was like going all right hey I think I got it figured out I should have been crafting wood planks this whole time with the logs cuz that give us so many more blocks got like a 100 total now I think we’re getting There Patrick I I see things on the island now oh yeah me too oh man that’s really cool it looks really cool that’s for sure a little Sky Island Patrick you just fing put this in my way you [ __ ] yeah I know it’s hard to get it to not Do that sometimes wa hey what are these clouds made of I thought they look like ice yeah that’s a pretty cool looking material I wonder what it is I don’t know Wonder we could stand on her if we would fall through and die I’m not willing to test it I’m good all right Patrick start building up outward start building that way I didn’t even notice you had mesh leggings on that [ __ ] looks funny as hell yeah I think I just enough to get there SpongeBob oh good cuz if you don’t I definitely do good Oh we’re so close I’m going to start building up oh my God we’re actually going to make it Patrick we’re actually going to make it Hallelujah the nighttime trials were awful the night man cometh and the night man taketh away night man fighter of the day man oh Champion of these nuts champion of these nuts I can I reach no no not quite I think I should be able to now for a second I only saw your eyebrows I’m like why Patrick eyes look like that I just realiz it was your eyebrows oh my God SpongeBob Salvation no fuing way Patrick we survived the one block challenge oh my God we did it holy [ __ ] can we make like a little bed or something up here pumpkins and bees and chickens oh baby chickens yeah oh my God what the [ __ ] is that that thing it’s like a little blue Baby wisp thing oh man SpongeBob look Palace is I want to come to the Palace I’m I’ll be right there oh man it’s like Mount Olympus that’s what I was saying dude oh my God it’s so beautiful literally we died all those times and All we need to do was make it to the end one more time cuz we had enough yeah and we just kept dying like a bunch of tards oh there’s a chest here what’s inside please tell me is there a Bed inside oh my God a potato and cobwebs that’s That’s that’s huge that’s amazing I wanted a bed so that way we can set our spawn point here yeah we’re going to need some wool for that there’s an End Portal here oh and some [ __ ] oh hey yeah I found the Blue Fairy what the heck I know it’s weird right well guys If you made it this far in the video you’re a real one thanks for watching and be sure to like comment subscribe subscribe and comment Mount I can’t tell you to spell m Olympus you won’t know how to spell that you little retards you goofy little critters spell Castle in the comments which even then you might up there you go he probably can’t spill Castle right either but there is a te in there fellas all right yep hit the Bell hit the Bell come on hit it I got to take a [ __ ] go wait Patrick hold on wait wait I found a sheep how do I get his wool oh we need shears well I don’t have shears yep it’s over all right well hit the Bell bye see you no in today’s video we’re doing a Minecraft house build battle whoever makes the coolest house wins yeah I’m Going to build a cool house but mine will be cooler this is my side cuz this is where I walk oh okay I’ll go over here Patrick what kind of house are you going to build I don’t know you know I didn’t really think about it too much oh I think I’m going going to build a cool house oh wow real real real descriptive nice job Patrick I’m so excited for you oh of course yeah I really can’t wait to show it to you I’m going to build a mega mansion in like 20 minutes cuz I don’t Want to record for that long hopefully hopefully not I’m going to try to go as fast as I can and build the coolest house you’ve ever seen in Minecraft by the way guys be sure to like comment and subscribe and watch the end of the video if you want to see these amazing Creations that we have built the these houses are going to be blowing your mind man you’re not even going to believe it you’re not going to believe it oh hell yeah look I’m already making crazy stuff viewer see look look at this base isn’t this sexy oh you’re going to be so in Love with what we build it’s going to be Bas oh yeah you’re going to wish you could afford Minecraft but your parents won’t let you because they’re working too dead end jobs and they can’t afford to give you money to buy video games you can only watch us play video games on The internet that’s okay give us your money instead become members on our Channel yeah just sneak it out of their purse you know like they they won’t question it they they’ll see the transaction on their card and you know they just well at least you’re happy Little Timmy but you’re not going to be able to eat tonight yeah they’ll be happy you’re doing this instead of crack yeah yeah exactly I’m building the frame of my house right now it’s going to have two floors and a Sex Dungeon oh my God I was really thinking about adding a Sex Dungeon myself but uh you know I I don’t know I don’t know who I would have sex with I mean you could just borrow mine and you know we’ll figure it out oh okay well that works maybe squid will come over and want to play SpongeBob you know What I want more than anything in a nice big house uh the a shotgun oh well besides that you know besides my emergency escape uh [Laughter] weapon uh what Patrick what oh I really want a nice big entertainment center what do you mean like a like like an Inhome arcade yeah oh yeah something like that you know I would love to just have like a nice big wraparound couch with a nice big TV to watch movies and play video games on I feel that Ah that’s the American dream yeah oh man we should start on Only fans let’s do it we’ll get to that number a lot quicker if you want to see us start an only fans then uh well don’t tell Nickelodeon because I don’t think they’ll let us but uh I I I think they I think they might do something about us Then yeah yeah we might be a little bit screwed at that point they’re nice enough to let us do this yeah yeah and I feel like this is is already pushing the envelope yeah and we’ve been recorded for 5 minutes and in the last 4 minutes we’ve been pushing the envelope alone Yeah yeah that is true yeah poor little poor little Timmy poor little Timmy Timmy’s not going to be able to eat tonight but at least he had his F of dream yeah dream and uh here’s SpongeBob the two biggest Minecraft youtubers on Earth yeah by the way guys go subscribe To Jeffy and Jr and Jeffy and SpongeBob our two new channels that we’ve just started as part of the here’s Bikini Bottom crew yeah there’ll be lots of cool videos coming up there and uh we’ll definitely still continue these ones you’ll definitely still get lots of cool content here uh R SpongeBob oh Absolutely absolutely at least for the next year yeah yeah yeah but if you guys want to follow all the nautical nonsense of Jeffy and Friends be sure to subscribe to them and Jeffy and Junior will be posting very soon tell all your [ __ ] friends yeah you guys can finally have Some real cool characters to relate to by characters we mean the one because there’s no way that the other characters are just as bad as you guys how is what is Junior anyway is he is he stupid too or is it just Jeffy I mean I think they’re all stupid but jeffy’s stupid Stupid yeah he’s a little extra he’s a little extra now junior is just like as stupid as just some you know random ass punk kid can get gotcha gotcha nothing too bad not nothing unsalvageable Jeffy was unsalvageable since birth poor poor Jeffy poor Jeffy that was horrible go [ __ ] yourself Go watch Jeffy I hope that the wacky Jeffy bucks afford me an entertainment room next year that would be cool and maybe a new house oh my God God I feel like I wouldn’t know how to maintain one you can maintain it because you you know uh the wife always says you’re never Going to clean the house you’re going to hire people to do it she’s going to spend your money really good for you yeah she’s going to be real good at that I think I definitely think so she’s going to be real good at it that’s okay That’s what it’s here for I would love to be able to provide that for her not right now though now she gets to live off of pennies and crumbs and ass hairs how much is ass hair well I don’t know it’s probably worth a lot more to her Than just about anybody else true true hey uh Patrick I just realize we’re building houses yeah we are W yeah I could build my entertainment center right now yeah and then you can feel bad about not actually having it yeah getting uh water park flashbacks don’t worry Patrick that water park Flashback is about to get smited this week oh man I sure hope so oh I can’t wait I’m going to slide down Shrek’s [ __ ] I hope Shrek falls on us and kills all of us yeah you know might as well have somebody do it for us you Know what we should do we should spend half a day at DreamWorks and then go directly from Dreamworks like get out of the pool at DreamWorks like like let’s go into the hot tub at DreamWorks and then let’s just walk into the ski area SpongeBob are you telling me there’s a Hot tub at DreamWorks I’m almost positive I saw one when we were there Bob you shouldn’t have told me that I don’t know if I’m going to do anything else we’re going to go do that and then we’re going to go immediately from hot to cold and we’re going to we’re going To get in this the indoor ski lodge and then send ourselves into hypothermic shock oh man what a perfect end to a perfect week yeah the week that was 2 days long at that point I don’t need it to be a whole week SpongeBob you know Yeah go out doing something fun yeah I’m ready to kill myself now okay so you know I have no qualms making it a two-day week hey if it’s the two best two-day week of my life I’ll take it it can only go down from here yeah oh yeah what kind Of porn do you think Mr Beast watches oh don’t know he should just make his own porn brand oh my God that would be huge yeah he he thinks he has stupid money now well she Patrick you makes such a good point yeah are there any any like lamps or There it is lanterns that’s what I was looking for there’s lanterns and there’s Redstone lamps oh the redstone lamp is actually kind of cool you could stick it on like a redstone torch and make it look like a real lamp I just got finish with the frame of My house something tells me we’re going to be recording longer than I wanted to yeah something’s telling me that too I got this got this bad feeling in the pit of my ass I got this [ __ ] bad feeling yeah this deep dark dank feeling right In my left butt cheek y right next to the right one no the hemorrhoids in between them I ain’t too worried I’m making a cool house I’m making as cool as I can in the time that I have ski skimy skim Phantom tax oh no not the Taxes what do you even what even the is that Phantom tax fun as that I I looked that up the other day it just means stealing someone else’s food huh but I’m also confused about the usage of the phrase then in the context of that song You’re So Phantom tax you’re so stealing Food the the exact definition is uh uh when you Ste when you yon the word yon was used Patrick when you y someone’s food Ying out your gut for the rler I I I I can’t make the [ __ ] up Patrick it was sitting me right in the face on Google when I looked it up huh well all right then I can’t keep up with the kids these days I’m going to yoink the [ __ ] out of my dick yeah dick yoinker sounds like some guy’s like full name hello my name is dick yoinker dick pump oh poor Dick pump I don’t want to do this anymore skib skib toilet Skiby skibby skip the dip di what you favorite skibby toilet is skib toilet still a thing is that still my favorite skiy toilet um the one with the cameraman yeah me too probably I don’t know I just stole your Answer good [ __ ] I don’t know I don’t got it in me SpongeBob I can’t even think about skiy toilet right now Patrick I don’t even know what we’re doing are we building a house I think we’re making a an attempt to if you’ve made it this far in the video either We’re being funny as [ __ ] or you have no life because there’s no way you’re getting entertained by this building this goddamn mother God forsaken house yeah oh at least you get to see us build something kind of cool I guess maybe maybe Patrick maybe we’ll just shut up For like the next however and you know when when we build something interesting we’ll say it so that way Ace can just skip to all the parts where we’re saying something useful yeah there we go yeah oh my God we’re already 20 minutes in I shouldn’t have built my house this big This is a horrible [ __ ] idea this this is so i’ I’ve been trying to lay the floor for like the last 10 minutes use commands I don’t know how you got to reach within yourself and find the West within yeah that’s a West Bob thing I Only know how to do copy and paste that’s my specialty damn me too Ace have you stuck out your gap for the rizzler today let us know in the comments below [Laughter] [Applause] a few moments later hey Patrick I just finished putting in my last wall and all Of my floor and I’m going to put in some windows oh nice SpongeBob yeah I’m working on my roof uh but it turns out despite having two floors there won’t be anything on the second floor it’s all for sure that makes sense that makes sense yeah it makes it look like I have More property than I do but it keeps the property taxes down cuz it’s not anything special that’s why my house is extremely large yeah uh as a matter of fact this is quite ugly this like un unnecessarily fing huge my house is quite ugly I would not live here but it Is Big this [ __ ] makes me want to puke yeah mine too well at the very least I’ll be able to put some nice things in it maybe maybe all right Patrick I up so my kitchen is floating oh [ __ ] nice okay I have two fridges in my house and a Double siiz Pantry because something was labeled fridge but it’s clearly a pantry section off my house put the bedroom over here right next to the window so that way I can look out at night and people can look back in at me all right I finished my kitchen kind of that’s as Done as it’s going to get just barely fits it’s touching the ceiling but you know what it’s all matters I put enough toilets in here for everyone to go together I wouldn’t have it any other way I love me a good group poop this is oneing pathetic kitchen table all right Patrick I think I’m ready are you ready yeah definitely I can’t see getting much better than this no no all right I’m oh yours oh my god oh wow you’re actually half [ __ ] decent holy [ __ ] okay this looks nice this looks nice as what the hell it’s all for show it’s it’s really Hi yeah there my Appliance graveyard I love that love that all right Patrick let’s start the tour yeah the outside is a lot more pretty than the inside it’s like putting makeup on an ugly fat chick I don’t know this fat chick looks pretty good on the outside oh come this is this Is [ __ ] this place actually is like ah this place is not half bad this isn’t half bad it is okay here’s my one little pink candle and over here is my entertainment center look I can play Donkey Kong on the big TV oh you got like an actual lamp looking thing over Here God I think you might have me beat man I’m not going to lie and this is my bedroom where people can watch me sleep I see very big windows on the bedroom of course yeah and an even bigger place to poop and shower right on the front of The house oh my God yeah it literally is open like a peninsula in here yep it’s perfect anybody can watch me do anything hey guys h just sectioned out just so you could just so as you’re walking in the house the shower curtain doesn’t even cover this it covers the door if Anything yeah it’s literally on the wrong side you know literally on the wrong side oh wow every other side is completely open that’s that’s awesome Yep this is pretty good Patrick I’m not going to lie uh time to be disappointed with my house come on oh man let’s check It out SpongeBob oh my God it’s so big that’s yeah this part here with the roof that’s actually the house this is actually the [Laughter] house see how much time I spent putting on the floor for nothing yeah I’m I’m totally seeing what you were talking About now uh yeah I thought I was going to have time to build a mega mansion that didn’t happen hey you know it’s very angular just like you so you know it works out wa hey oh you got some nice Furnishings in here though I’d love to have a ceiling this Big you yeah this who this this is my glitching you’re putting appliance’s graveyard inside your house I didn’t even think to do that I should have tried that I not really a graveyard it’s more like it’s more like app Appliance hospice they’re mid dying yeah and they’re like all inside each other like This is man you just get a seizure from walking into your kitchen it’s perfect it’s like a hospice ory oh my God that’s a horrible thought a hospice orphan a what a hospice orphanage is that what you said no oh my God that might be an even worse thought no this like a Hospice orgy they’re all stuck inside of each other and they all look like they’re dying just a bunch of vegetables all crammed together with their meat and stuff all right hey I like what your countertops and your kitchen or SpongeBob it’s pretty nice thanks man I appreciate it Over here is my back bathroom where you can walk in as soon as you here and got all the you could group poop all together wow yeah perfect this is like the ideal room to group poop look look at all these paper towel holders too you Will never run out of things to wipe yes exactly see Patrick you know you know exactly where I was going with this oh hell yeah oh my God I think I might poop right now while I’m at it oh my god Patrick you’re on my toilet hell yeah I Read the newspaper and strain real hard it wouldn’t be complete if I didn’t sit on the toilet with you and we had a grp poop oh my God I got to I got to get a third person shot of this hell yeah this is Sophie with the group poop oh yeah Pooping with the boys pooping with the fellas oh yeah # memories pooping with the [ __ ] okay oh yeah pooping with the [ __ ] that should be a video we’ll do the group poop and over here is my living space we got some overhead lighting a Nice big old couch to sit on we well we can fit Squidward on here with us oh my God five TVs just in case uh we didn’t in case five people came over and we all wanted to watch something different yeah we got to watch something different There’s only oh I see there there are five I thought there were two little like connecting pieces in between the three TVs but nope those are TVs too that’s right Patrick hell yeah TVs for days I like the way you think SpongeBob Patrick who do you think won I don’t Know SpongeBob I think I got the better exterior but you got the nicer interior I’m going to have to agree with you on that one Patrick you spent all your time making the exterior looking real nice although my interior I I I can probably rent out this hole to some people yeah That is true yeah I mean I’d live in this hole I bet you would I bet you would hell yeah well guys I guess it’s up to you in the comments so let us know who did it best yeah and uh thanks for watching bye like comment subscribe yep Hit that notification Bell see you later no what a beautiful day here oh my God what is this over here hey you two you two what is this what did you do what did you put in front of my front lawn what are you talking about sward this this this cage What what is with this cage W I thought you did that Squidward me you know I didn’t do that you Thunderhead who’s in front of your house me and Patrick were kissing what do you mean you were kissing it’s in front of your house Patrick has a point hold on hold on Mye Wait I thought you got it ordered on Amazon Prime or something yeah it looks like it fit in a box one day shipping are we going to just look over at it or are we going to go over there because it’s making a lot of noise whatever it Is it looks like there’s some signs let’s see uh run in Terror I’ll chase you forever welcome to my castle soon we’ll do battle what battle with these clowns battle we are the rainbow friends we’ll lead you to your end in 10 minutes if you aren’t ready we’re coming for You I am come on Patrick you can do it uh the rainbow leader readed my friends and I will make you dead oh they’re going to hurt us what are we going to do oh I’m out of here you guys are on your own I’m going to go build my Own Bas it’s and fortify everything I need to oh man I got to go get out the heavy artillery save my rock those two don’t stand a chance against what I have at my sleeve this is good this is scary I’m scared but I’m going to get through this You guys are screwed I’m going to live through this and you’re not uh I think you’re going to die scard yeah well I don’t give a [ __ ] what you think so what do you think of that it’s right in front of your house Squidward I think you They’re going to come for you yeah that’s nice I don’t care wow M I hope you guys die cuz this is probably your fault I don’t die I don’t die let’s see I know what I must do I must build a hole Patrick’s on to something I think Hey Patrick how the hell do these Min guns work uh you have to put it down yeah and then it will shoot shoot what I don’t know I just hired an old man to help me out in this in this time of need what do you mean you hired an Old man to help you out what does that even mean nothing squard yeah don’t worry about it what’s Barnacle Boy doing here are you trafficking him well besides that he’s going to help me out why would he help you out he doesn’t even like you I didn’t know Barnacle Boy Was here I told him about the whole thing going on and he’s here to help you know as the hero of this town can you sign my taint oh how do you sign that he just bend over give him a oh what the [ __ ] what is he doing he’s doing a Little Jiggy oh yeah he brought pizza thanks Barnacle Boy I want pizza before I die you guys better go and order pizza at your place this is why I ordered barle boy not only to help me out but for pizza oh I was on fire there for a Second but it’s okay maybe you should be such a [ __ ] how are you on fire underwater uh I don’t know I found a way I’m just loading up on the heavy artillery cuz clearly we’re going to need it I have a fiery hole over here and I’m not talking about Mr Krabs garia Mr Crabs has so many diseases it’s disgusting I’m taking care of them for him I’m watching them while he’s out of town land mine land mine got to lay the land M I’m not sure what the hell was that oh my God oh my God sward what is What what’s going on those goddamn scallops he just made a huge crater oh what the [ __ ] oh he just made a huge crater in his yard squid work the scallops landed on it the scallop landed on it and set it off these scallops aren’t too smart oh well I might as well Just make another hole and just fill it with lava I guess hey Patrick come here come here for a second Patrick o oh God wait Patrick you’re supposed to wait Patrick come over here now come come over here now uh Squidward you left your corn flakes on the ground let me get Those for you oh godamn scallops Man Squidward I I don’t think you’re going to have a house left to protect not just right yeah you’re doing the absolute opposite of what you’re trying to do Jesus Christ keep your [ __ ] on your fck ins side of the yard you Filthy squid my god wow w wow no I don’t know where that came from don’t know what came over me Patrick I think you need to take some sort of skito pill yeah I’m holding got those for Mr Krabs too now I know where they’ve gotten why he hasn’t had Them I know what’ll keep them away I’ll put a popcorn machine out here so then they eat the popcorn and leave me alone Patrick shut the f up uh they do look like something that would eat popcorn yeah what if he’s right what if he’s right let’s be honest here no I don’t Think he’s right I think he’s going to die first quite honestly no I have a hole he has a hole he has a hole I thought he was going to say something else and he didn’t okay well I guess that’s iess I guess he just has a hole Okay nothing to worry about just a hole okay then you got something to say squiver you got something you got [ __ ] something to say yeah you’re a fuing [ __ ] that’s what it says on my degree where’d you go the school of retardation oh yeah and I’ve got a laser turret Hanging out in the lava that’s pretty epic oh wow a laser turd no Patrick not a laser turd you [ __ ] idiot he’s close he’s close check it out guys they’re never going to come over here now I have orange cones Patrick I think you’re missing the entire point to this it Means that they’ll stay away from me Patrick I don’t want to be near you now what the [ __ ] Patrick concerns me more and more every day I’m losing my mind um I don’t know what else to put I know what to put I’m going to make it so That slip and fall into a giant hole that’ll do it that’ll do it damn squ you got some crazy [ __ ] going on over here mistakes becoming Miracles L Bob’s got the CIA 911 Hideout Hut over here oh yes I do oh yes I do yo is George Bush over There all that yes he’s inside he has pizza Jesus where where where where’s Jesus no not actual Jesus a Squidward you are so dumb well I’m his biggest fan man I have all of his books there we go I found the Minun I’ll put it um Uh yes Patrick you got this right there in a mounted Minun o Jesus Christ he does the Patrick laughs so of course yeah he does it’s so scary I’m truly believing he’s a [ __ ] he didn’t believe that before Oh I’m a real good actor yeah I’m I’m Acting oh an actor an actor okay oh is that what they call it now I sell it pretty well I’ll say if you didn’t tell me you were an actor I would have thought you a [ __ ] well it is it is on my degree I passed with flying colors What the are you all about how do I get on the the the mounted Minun maybe we shouldn’t trust Patrick with a gun safety first always wear protection why isn’t this working maybe it’s cuz you’re really gay no no oh my God what’s wrong [ __ ] I Can’t find a window to lick a that is a real problem in the [ __ ] Community isn’t it uhoh I don’t think my Cannon is going to work wait a minute what you thinking Daddy I think I’ve got an idea does it have anything to do with Peter Griffin’s pants m not Yet not yet you’re like a whole seven videos ago it spirit is still with us those goddamn green jeans were something else I miss those jeans these rainbow friends aren going to stand a chance oh yeah we have so much artillery they they’re not going to do anything it’s June this is their Month I kind of forgot that we were even doing something with the rainbow friends wao h that was an interesting sound that sounds like my six dungeon Patrick you would have a six dungeon wouldn’t you I said that you [ __ ] I still have one hey Squidward where you At I’m in a hole thinking about death can I join you hell no you’re the reason I’m thinking about death hey what’s going on what the [ __ ] are you doing over here hanging out just stop hanging out you a lesser known Squidward quote Oh I’m going to go hang out at SpongeBob’s House okay it’s loud there you can go over there wao SpongeBob this is really cool oh thanks I’m glad you like it nobody step on my little black spot what what my little black spot I’m going to Stu on your little black spot squ I swear to God if you Step on my little black spot what are you going to do about it square up I’m going to you oh God yes yes what what no why how who said that so Patrick come check out what I’m thinking here come check out what I’m thinking what the hell was that Magic what’s Going on don’t come over by the Crusty Crab in the Chum Bucket what are you doing over there uh nothing my game is starting to slow down yeah same here I didn’t do anything Patrick what did you do that made my game Saw down nothing Patrick what did you do about the Crusty Crab no nothing CU I’m going to come check it out in a second no no don’t do that oh you did something he definitely did something he definitely pissed all over the place no I just St we just got to focus on our houses yeah Why cuz we don’t want to lose them to the rainbow people rainbow people yeah the rainbow people I don’t know about that one Patrick I’m not really feeling the passion what you’re telling me right now I think I’m ready for them Patrick come check out this trap I just built wa Holy [ __ ] Squidward all right so here’s how this is going to work Patrick do me a favor oh I guess he already did me the favor oh my god wow this goes really deep that’s what she said how do I get back that’s the idea you don’t what What’ you do to him SpongeBob come here I’ll me show you come here hey what’s up [ __ ] oh SpongeBob don’t go down there SpongeBob stop moving stop over you oh are you not moving I’m not moving [ __ ] you got this gluward I Le in you it’s okay Squidward we’re here for You what the hell do you need help with your trap that I could help you with and set up correctly you don’t have a waterf flow anymore Squidward now it’s just a body yeah here the point there’s no movement okay well if they fall in this Hole they’re going to fall in the hole okay okay Patrick your house looks like [ __ ] no it’s beautiful and it’s going to save reality okay well what happens when they come around to this side of the house oh my gosh you got a thing in the house hell yeah I’m [ __ ] loaded Squiver I was going to see what you did to crust your grab oh my God uh what do you do well I just found that like that well what about behind it uh Canada how how H H how did you even do this I uh um it’s like so perfectly fed Up yeah it’s beautiful isn’t it no wonder my game lagged you blew up half the planet funny thing is too it was just one little Bomb noing shot what bomb was it here’s Shiva the bomb diggity I think Mr Krabs did it he’s standing over there you old crusty [ __ ] Oh my god Patrick calm down Mr Crabs are you going to take that for Patrick Squidward you sucking [ __ ] what are you doing here come on I’m trying to why why did you pour water all over me restaurant what are you doing well there’s already water all over it to Begin with I just enhanced the water experience oh I swear to God sward sward I fixed your your [ __ ] trap SpongeBob you said you fixed my [ __ ] yes sir all right SpongeBob I appreciate it even though I made most of this that’s fair I’ll give you all the credit [ __ ] I Don’t give a [ __ ] for Squidward must be all but impenetrable I’m going to penetrate your ass I just did this I think my base is all ready and set up something like that spongeb something like that don’t you dare blow my [ __ ] I would never squard I would Never I can hear the smile in your voice no you can’t don’t [ __ ] lie to me SpongeBob I am not a liar you’re the liar of all of us no no no no SpongeBob it’s all you oh there’s a hole inside of my fuing house sward no there’s not What’s up with that no there’s not no there’s not what’s up with that huh nothing there’s nothing up with that God damn it squard you can’t have [ __ ] in the Bikini Bottom I think you’re going to break the game Squidward I’m just being very secure all right I’m ready You have [ __ ] down here too no wonder my game is [ __ ] itself I know how to make it [ __ ] itself no please don’t all right [ __ ] let’s do this [ __ ] I’m ready to die I’m ready to survive coming oh they’re coming out go go go go oh my God die bastards die the The orange one is destroying your turret oh they they pissed off I’m scared oh my God they’re so fast they’re destroying everything oh my god oh the S one got stuck in Squidward’s trap yeah that finally did something no kill him holy [ __ ] get him into my trap get him In my trap get him in my trap look at them look at the go they is destroying everything oh oh my God there’s more of them holy [ __ ] oh my God they’re multiplying guys guys I got sent to the cage I got sent to the cage of green they all empty Me I think I got a bunch of them stuck in my trap oh that’s what she said oh my God yes this little Piggy’s going to the house that has the most secure building structure I’m scared oh hey you got to press this button SRE it’ll blow up the red guy Run Run 5 4 3 2 one oh my God oh my God oh Squidward you did more damage to our houses than we did I did it I I did it in one bomb what the [ __ ] Jesus everybody hold on to your asses oh my God why is the game moving So slow Patrick what did you do I’m opening my secret little present oh my God look at my house oh my God my my house oh check it out guys we saved the day did we no there’s still one more at spawn the rainbow friends are no more But neither are we but are we I don’t know probably not thaty us all we’re going to die here well still looks a whole lot better than Canada at least there’s no smog in the sky if you guys want to see us go nuke China you should Like this video and make sure to hit that notification Bell for more videos I guess you guys want to help us get new PCS cuz I think Squidward’s about to blow him up then uh yeah you should really like this video yeah you guys are not going to Last long with this on oh Jesus Christ oh no don’t set him up Squidward don’t do it oh no I can hear it I run go Retreat oh oh my God you died it blew me across the map oh my God like you can’t spot in my God oh my God Squidward our houses look like swiss cheese well I think they’ve won we lost definitely they’re still alive hold on hold on we’re not down here oh [ __ ] what are you talking about oh no oh my God oh my I’m going to run Back to what remains of my house oh God oh God many there are look how many there are oh my God oh my God it launched me into Infinity where am I where am I oh my God oh my God Squidward what have you done you [ __ ] everybody I killed the Rainbow friends no Patrick I’m so excited you came over to hang out with me me too SpongeBob oh I’m so glad that you let me into your house anytime Patrick anytime but I hear we’re supposed to get a new neighbor and I’m kind of scared to go meet him a new Neighbor oh man we haven’t had a new one of those in like 25 years I know it’s exciting but a little scary would you like to go meet him with me yeah let’s do it okay cool let’s do it oh uh that’s weird he lives in a Weird little pineapple thing like me but midet here he’s still in your thing SpongeBob h i I guess there could be two pineapples on the Block but I’m the only sponge b yeah there’s no taking that away from you nuh-uh or at least it’ be very hard to come let’s go say Hiy hey what the heck oh oh it’s me SpongeBob and he’s scary looking it looks like he wants to break out and hurt us spude mob he looks just like you oh no I think I look a little cuter than that he’s got those Square Pants and Those huge buck teeth okay Patrick I I I get I I I get and all those holes so many hes okay thank you for that Patrick uh but I anyway I think he’s trying to break out of his pineapple and come hurt us we have to defend our neighborhood Yeah who’s going to watch after Squidward yeah Squidward Squidward come on Patrick we got to start building some defenses yeah let’s get some defensive Maneuvers going oh yeah a lava moat would be cool to start out with o oh man lava’s where it’s at I’m going to Uh make a cactus wall ooh a cactus wall oh yeah that sounds pretty good all right I’m going to make one little individual mode around all of our houses so that way he can’t get to all of us he could just stand there and watch as he loses the Battle yeah he’ll never see it coming no sir nuh-uh not today he won’t okay got a couple cactuses should we just protect your house no Patrick do you want your rock getting destroyed or more importantly Squidward uh my rock will be fine squid can handle it s knows what He’s doing he does I don’t know oh well I’ll take your word for it then that way I guess we could just defend my house hang on I got to go watch TV in my rock Patrick we don’t have time for that the TV won’t even be there if you don’t defend It that’s okay I’ll build another one oh I guess you technically could do that how does that thing even work starfish magic starfish magic I always heard about it but I didn’t know it was real yeah my whole family’s got it uh really no a Patrick be careful With the lava though you don’t want to burn yourself okay oh yeah no I don’t want to get burned not yet at least not yet uh yeah maybe someday just not yet yeah no today’s not the day someday not today so many cactuses why do we have cactuses underwater you mean cacti That’s a great question and I could not tell you the answer to that such a thing as sea cactuses there are now B how do we get that registered can we copyright that ooh C cact die Oo we probably could hey let’s make a Roblox game about sea Cacti we’ll make millions yeah I can really use some I’m sure oh I got some cobweb it’s going to slow him down real nice like he’ll never be able to even cross the street oh guy now I’m get myself caught in it I won’t be able to cross the street Either man he’s so so scary and ugly and smelly how’d he get so big he looks like a mutant I don’t know a mutant SpongeBob why is he wearing your outfit I guess he just knows where the good taste is at oh how you you all right over there yeah These cactuses hurt they’re pointy well you’re not supposed to like directly touch them how else am I supposed to put him down I have gloves on or something something oh I don’t own gloves well you know you could just go buy some barge and Mars all way down the street I don’t know SpongeBob those crabs paychecks ain’t hidden I’m stealing them from crabs okay oh Patrick I have the best line of defense possible oh what’s that more cactuses no superheroes superheroes oh my God it’s a whole Army of particle boys who wants to come to my house no no Patrick they can’t come to Your house they got to defend my house remember oh no SpongeBob they’re all like you already opt it no you already opted s already out of being protected me SpongeBob like they they really want me Patrick you already defaulted when you said that we were defending my my House only no that’s okay my house doesn’t need defending for particle boy oh my God I just going to suck on his nose I think we can have an army of AI robots too to help protect our house AI robots that’s right what kind of robots Oh my God weeny robot would you like another ice cream weenie I love weenie you’re a weenie ween ohoh one of them caught on fire let’s see oh I can get them out of here checking out my inventory ooh I got a couple lace spatula if should be able to help throw Krabby Patties at him oh yeah I’ll take care of them no one can resist crabby patties especially if he’s me oh hey SpongeBob don’t forget to armor up oh that’s a good idea Patrick I was thinking that same thing I got to be sure to protect my squishy little body Yeah mine too I’m really squishy uh-oh where are all the lady spatulas going they’re all disappearing Patrick they’re all disappearing oh oh oh my God where are they going yeah they’re Vanishing they’re fading oh man they just weren’t meant to be I guess not well time this armor up I guess but A real disappointment that was yeah poor fellas I wonder if Mermaid Man could help us oh I bet if bar boy could help us so could he hey Mermaid Man boink Bo oh I can’t touch him what do you mean you can’t touch him mer man is totally touchable there’s nothing I Can do to him look Patrick look I got a crossbow wa oh man yeah that’ll come in handy I’m going to take him down by impaling his chest I’m going to uh I’ll get a uh uh Neptune’s Trident wow Patrick you look like the king of the sea Yeah and I smell almost as good what does Neptune smell like I guess I don’t want to know these trid Dan are kind of useless SpongeBob they don’t do anything to the weeny guys well the weenie guys can’t be hurt wonder if I can hurt Barnacle Boy no Patrick I found the ultimate line of defense oh what’s that you’ll never guess who just gave me a call my long lost cousin oh my God a trick somebody once told me once told me oh he’s dead oh oh oh what’s he doing dude rip Steve Harwell I’m bringing all my cousins to Help me take down SpongeBob why are your cousin Shrek why are my cousin Shrek uh my aunt used to get really handsy in the swamps ohbob they all smell kind of funny they all smell like onions and why are they going over to SpongeBob’s house oh we’re going to eat the pineapple oh Man well I just hope that they’re helpful at the end of the day I can poke them with my Trent be nice look I have other friends to help us Squidward no that’s not Squidward these are people I found at squidville they’re just going to be here to welcome our new Neighbor to death to death how are you making these guys just show up you just kidnap a bunch of squid people and have them in your pocket uh how else are you supposed to do it uh SpongeBob uh I have a punch in my pocket too okay good I Thought I was just grasping it and nothing here I’m glad you do too don’t worry oh hey uh let’s see um this is really hard why are there two Squidward oh God what one of that’s the Squidward I was looking for actually I didn’t even Mean to put the other ones down oh yeah let’s uh want to make sure to hit this one with the trid end a couple of times yeah this Squidward is kind of like a throwaway Squidward he’s he he I think is friends with our new neighbors SpongeBob yeah he’s um not the kind of squid we’re looking for get out of here you gross ugly creep oh you just hit Shrek again oh there we go sorry Shrek hey I’ve got a stick for when you killed him boink wa oh I just barely Missed that one holy [ __ ] I didn’t know you were throwing these things around like that oh here we go SpongeBob I got a whole bunch of barrels of R oh God I just broke the cactuses what are you doing Patrick what are you doing I’ve got a bunch of barrels of rum we’re Going to need them for when we have to board ourselves up sounds like a plan to me also Shrek is uh this Shrek’s really down on his luck he’s killing himself oh oh no it’s I guess he’s not having a very good week it’s okay buddy don’t Worry buddy it’ll get better whatever it is it’s probably worth it here you go and a boy he just couldn’t go through with it well I’m glad you were there to help him out p I’m glad you were there yeah uhoh I think I gave him the wrong Kind of encouragement though because he walked away oh let me see Patrick I have a way I have a really good way to help us out here I’m going to build an end portal and a nether portal that way if he tries to come to our house he won’t a Yeah makes sense makes sense yeah just about anything else makes sense yeah yeah oh I’m down for that I’m down for whatever you want do SpongeBob I got nothing uh let me see please have something more than this this is awful SpongeBob stop doing these videos Patrick we need content there’s like a Billion of them though there’s like a billion videos we could do this is sad hey Shrek here in the nether with me oh God why do they have to make this [ __ ] so hard cuz they’re really gay we need somebody to make content for us we need Money to do that Patrick I know I know I want money too Squidward hold this TNT uh you too Squidward uh how about you Squidward which Squidward are you talking to there’s a couple yeah I’m talking to all of them oh here Squidward oh you’re being inclusive with the Squidwards I like it hey what about uh any Shrek any Shreks want to hold some TNT oh I guess they got bored oh what happened uh I guess uh I guess they killed the mutant SpongeBob somehow uh I think maybe he’s going to resp spawn any Minute now just let it happen just let it happen yeah yeah it’ll happen eventually probably I was wondering why they all stopped surrounding the pineapple I guess that’s why that doesn’t seem fair how did they kill him I don’t know yo what up Shrek greatest Sentence ever yo what up Shrek oh I did it hey there it is oh Shrek oh there go Shrek oh he was just hanging around he was looking for an Escape Route oh man poor Shrek man I think all these Shrek might be a little depressed I think he Was just hungry he’s going to eat some dragon now I’m dragging these nuts yeah good old nut dragons how all do you think Shrek’s nuts hang I don’t know I wish you didn’t have pants on so we could see yeah it would definitely make it easier yeah hey Shrek take off your Pants Jes I want to see how low your nuts hang Shrek you’re in my way you know what’s going on with his ears you ever wonder about that like the ogre ears like yeah I I’m not really sure how the hell that works it can’t be a very very comfortable existence like that Honestly no no I feel like they ought to be censored I feel like these things are phallic like I shouldn’t be looking at these oh they’re definitely phallic that that goes without being said yeah they’re like [ __ ] ginas you know it’s like what the what even are they [ __ ] Ginina yeah oh my god Patrick I figured out why the SpongeBob was gone he went to go pick up his friends what oh there’s an evil Patrick an evil crab and a cute little Squidward in there oh my God evil oh no Patrick I think they’re coming I think they’re coming we Got to go defend our base go back to the house go back to the house Patrick they’re coming Patrick uhoh I just fell into the end portal oh come here you what’s happening Patrick what’s happening oh hey sponge bomb Oh I don’t know I can’t see I’m inside of you Oh here we go oh man oh my God oh oh I only get one of those in survival where’d it go oh no Patrick Patrick oh my God what stay away stay away you uglies oh my God they’re everywhere oh my God they’re run Patrick run why are there so many of Them stay away stay away oh my God how am I able to keep my stuff oh God evil cribs evil cribs hi Patrick’s everywhere there’s Patrick’s everywhere too oh no no no no stay away stay away oh my God you guys are loud that’s just the Shrek oh My God please just kill me get out of here oh God go away go away go away oh I got it I got to blow them up they’re coming for me Patrick they’re coming for me they don’t even want our house they just want to kill us they’re So many of them Shrek help defend me Shrek oh my God oh God there’s way too many oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God come on follow me into the lava follow me into the lava holy [ __ ] oh oh they’re going in the lava they’re going in the Lava I’m going to ignite the TNT get blown up you oh my gosh oh hot hot hot hot uh-oh I love how that didn’t do anything to them now there’s just a crater that they’re in move Barnacle Boy move oh god oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hey stay away stay away you moner where are you Patrick where are you I’m over here oh I think I see oh God SpongeBob this isn’t working uh-oh uh-oh uhoh hold on hold on okay Patrick woo okay I’m hoping they just fell into the lava oh No they’re going into the nether portal they’re going to the nether it’s working yay okay where are you Patrick oh I’m coming I’m coming back wow there’s a huge hole over here how did this huge hole come to be oh I may have gotten a little Explody e explody oh I got oh my god oh uhoh oh Jesus they just killed me in one shot what the hell I wish they would oh my gosh they the Shrek in here or killing anything that walks in well that’s good at least I have an idea Patrick I’m going to blow up their Hideout mob I don’t know how to get out of here it’s okay Patrick once I blow up their Hideout they won’t be able to do anything ever again I bleow myself up down here let me find out you got to Blow yourself what yeah I got to blow myself up nope it wasn’t enough oh hey now I’m dead thank you Shrek Shrek put you out of your misery oh Shrek is love Shrek is life oh my God it’s another mutant SpongeBob uh Hey SpongeBob where Are you at uh just trying to get some TNT uh but I’m an idiot and I can’t maneuver my inventory properly okay I’m going to blow this [ __ ] up out of their house there’s a SpongeBob chilling in the lava go back to wherever you came from we don’t want you in the Neighborhood he’s just chilling and Grilling is he grilling himself from the sounds of it yeah pretty much this other guy kind of wants to it seems like he’s missing out on all the fun how is he alive die already ready Patrick no where are you what is this oh it’s a black Weenie what one of the weenie Bots is like stuck in your house and he’s like all black for some reason I’m building a path back to the house look how my cherished beautiful Barnacle boys oh my God they’re inside each other only they could be inside of me oh I see he must Have been cooked in the lava yeah you got a little toasty in there all right Patrick you ready for this I guess it’s ready as I’ll ever be let’s watch this thing I’m so excited oh God oh God oh the end portal survived though how did that happen that’s impressive the nether Didn’t wo the whole house is gone wo hey there’s another look just there’s a normal me in there for some reason and a normal Mr Krabs oh my gosh he must be the manufacturer you idiot you’re ruining our names yeah you’re too ugly Squidward I’m just going to kill you cuz I don’t like you once he blows up he’s done for now he’ll never be able to come out of here ever again oh yay we did it Patrick we secured my house not a scratch on the neighborhood yeah nope not at all except here hey I think Squidward is going to Like what we did with the place I think so too let’s celebrate with a pizza party come on Barnacle Boy Barnacle Boy pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza Give me the give me pizza yeah come on he’s not giving me pizza he’s being stingy man well guys thanks for watching Today’s video If you enjoyed our very first here SpongeBob Minecraft video let us know if you want to see more in the future and be sure to like comment and subscribe and don’t forget to hit that post notification Bell for more videos thanks for watching guys bye see you Let’s blow this up blow it up blow it up blow it up blow up blow it up blow it up blow up woo I love making holes no W SpongeBob it was real nice your grandma to let us come over while she goes to get her welfare checks yeah yeah it Really was nice of her although I wish she was you know here I don’t wish she was here we don’t need her [ __ ] ass here I want some sort of furniture to sit down she has nothing what does she do hey SpongeBob what’s up with your uh Grandma’s crazy neighbor across the Street crazy neighbor that’s not a house something funny about that guy he kind of stinks yeah let’s go check it out what the hell is this it’s like a little cage oh my God it’s a toilet skiy Scoopy I’m filled with poopy I’m the skiy toilet I’m calling for your welfare Checks you have 10 minutes to hide your F grandma or I’ll break all your necks oh no next thing you know he’ll want to have sex SpongeBob the skiy toilet what your grandma’s welfare checks we got to do something about this oh my God it’s Got ahead oh my god oh oh he’s he’s saying he’s looking at me oh he’s real oh my God okay let’s get the hell out of here oh what the [ __ ] you what out how the F do this even happen we have to defend your grandma’s House before she gets back yeah come on we got to go make sure that he doesn’t steal those checks yeah grandma might be dead I’m scared I hope she’s not dead all right we got to protect your flabby grandma oh yeah let’s put some turrets down I think they’re facing the wrong Way that’s a good start always a good start they’re facing at Grandma’s house oh they are aren’t they oh now we’re doubling up on the damage here all right let uh we got to defend this base I don’t know guys I think this might be enough enough there’s a lot of [ __ ] Guns yeah but the toilet creature I don’t trust him I’ve been experimenting with red stone SpongeBob oh have you oh yeah I think I know what to do oh we see you then let’s figure it out oh yeah boy I hope your grandmother gives me some of Her welfare check if I have to sit her and defend her house for free she’s still alive hey where did Mermaid Man come from Mermaid Man where’s Mermaid Man oh he’s he’s you the help don’t worry is he he looks uh he looks a little [ __ ] he’s having one of his Little episodes but don’t worry he’ll he’ll snap out of it hopefully yeah I don’t think he knows where he is I think oh I think he likes my grandma yeah he’s trying to peek in her window oh my God he’s droing over her and everything he Wants to watch her poop ew ew that’s really gross Patrick I don’t think he wants to watch your poop oh you do you see him drooling he’s looking right into her bathroom that’s nasty oh don’t think this red stone thing is going the way I Wanted it to what are you messing up on I think I put them in the wrong spot oh um I’m pretty sure with redstone too so I don’t know if I can help unfortunately Patrick I’m sorry it’s okay oh okay yeah it’s all right you I’m over it it’s all good are You over it though are you absolutely the [ __ ] not oh okay all right all right here we go filling up a nice little stairway and a have in here and by having i e SpongeBob Grandma’s CER oh yeah oh don’t talk about my grandma like that I’m putting lava down I’m making a Lava trap with the Redstone guys I have two turrets up here we can sit in check this out phas when he walks across I can flip the switch and it’ll fall into the lava okay awesome does it work probably not oh it does sort of a little bit the Other side’s kind ofu though I think that’ll be a quick video yeah what what did you do did a little bit of red stone oh yeah oh yeah check it out Squidward oh wow what did you just do red stone oh you become Minecraft not [ __ ] I like Redstone Squidward guys I’m going To leave us a uh fail safe here in case anything goes wrong I’m going to hide a time bomb ooh wow that’s a good idea that way we can tell the time that’s not what I was thinking but you know what yeah that’s a great attitude about it Patrick that’s a great attitude about it I did it you definitely did hey what’s what what do you put it what what are all these what what are you talking about on the fence you know it makes it look a little bit more you know Bassy oh You like the look of it yeah all right guys whatever you do do not walk over here do not come near the landmines or else you will blow up the world but what if I did well I nice knowing you oh uh looks like the clams did it for us God Damn [ __ ] entities damn clams it’s always the clams what do you guys think Mr crowns would say to something like this probably something boomy I can see it already holy [ __ ] oh my God uh I think the game might break when we let this guy lose why is that I’m just just Looking around at our beautiful uh Asylum you think grandma’s going to be happy with what we do at the place she better be that [ __ ] ungrateful [ __ ] okay okay sorry SpongeBob your your grandma’s a little bit of a cow you are the one talking right now SpongeBob we Literally got her a boyfriend okay she should be thanking us that [ __ ] was never going to have sex again if we didn’t do this it’s true and and I’m not proud about it either he didn’t say we couldn’t do anything around his base did he huh the toilet man he didn’t have any Rules against uh you know building lava around his base did he I hope not ah I don’t know how come I can’t put the thing oh good question oh SpongeBob your grandma’s house is dumb I know I know that’s why I don’t really go to her that often plus she’s everyone on the Sand floor I need another lever well get another lever you [ __ ] idiot wow that was uncom for I got one I pulled it out of your ass Squidward why are there so many in there same reason there’re in your mom’s ass yeah I put those there You put what in your mom’s ass all kinds of funny stuff there we go I fixed it I got it super good now check it out oh yeah man we really got something going here guys I I think we’re on to something and we got the turret set up For pride month too that’s fing huge that’s fing huge man that should be like double clickbait SpongeBob defend the most secure house in Minecraft from Skitty poop during pride month you won’t believe How It Ends this is the worst not clickbait not clickbait God damn it SpongeBob your Grandma makes me Happy yeah she’s [ __ ] dead it makes me a little happy too sponge your Grandma makes me horny yeah she’s dead so she makes me happy too oo yeah I’m into corpses guys I think we’re running out of things to do here you’re right we need more Weaponry oh make this work I Don’t know Patrick I think we’re pretty set I did it check it out check it out oh no wait it’s still not still not completely there but it’s okay I know the solution there we go oh no it still didn’t work what the fu somebody’s getting raped who who who wants to Volunteer what is I hearing I think Patrick’s having a stroke yeah I think so no no no no no no Strokes oh oh oh oh oh he’s choking something SpongeBob catch this in your mouth a yeah we got it right in your mouth what the [ __ ] what pck what I don’t know I don’t think you know as much about Redstone as you think you do I thought I did but it’s not working can I get it working now is it wait a minute wait a minute is it I think it’s yes yes oh it lives what’ you do I fixed it now we Have a super Bridge oh would you look at that nice hell yeah you’re getting really good at this Patrick I’m proud of you oh yeah no this looks pretty fuing secure to me yeah it does I’m not going to lie guys if anyone tries to get in here they Might die you got centry turrets in the lava honestly it’d be pretty impressive impressive if he can get past this watch him get past this hope he does I want to [ __ ] in him who put fire all over the front lawn oh why is there a fing bomb in Grandma’s House that’s backup I don’t want to touch that there’s one in the top twoo it’s backup SP it’s backup you’re like doof schs with this [ __ ] ass ideas they always go to hell because they always have a self-destruct I think it’s beautiful there’s one in the backyard Too they’re everywhere it’s back up in case things go all right okay hey mer my man’s still over here drooling and I’m pretty sure he [ __ ] his pants do anybody want to change him I will not be doing that all right I’ll do it oh God I think We need to put him in a hole now guys I think I think we’re ready I’m Miss Grandma I cannot imagine this place getting any more secure quite honestly let’s do this thing I am ready oh my God oh my God oh God oh me the crossfire oh He came out he came out Patrick don’t die turn me into swiss cheese go get back get back go to the sentry guns oh my God he’s coming through holy [ __ ] my POV is wild right now I fuing died no spiderbob I’m just going to hang out here and be a nice Quiet boy I hate the centry guns centry guns suck ow how what did I do oh how did I catch on fire squard you got the centry gun sped at our house whoops what he mean whoops I mean whoops I think I hear backup coming though oh No I think I hear him too oh no I can hear the toilets rattling around oh there they are there’s the backup run run oh God there’s a million of them I’m going to pull the lever oh no they’re not falling in oh no oh I’m getting chased I’m scared Oh Patrick they’re in the house oh they’re coming up they’re coming up oh my God oh my God oh oh oh my god oh no they keep scity bopping oh my god oh is everything dead squ I I think you reset time I think the Time bombs went off Patrick we got to go yeah let’s go check on Grandma we got to make sure welfare is okay guys my world is generating why is my world generating I think you hit the reset button the the reset I’m getting autism from doing these videos Squidward oh [ __ ] oh my God guys I don’t think we secured the house we don’t do this we business you’re all oh god oh no it’s toilet oh my God how did all of them survive the the nuclear apocalypse how did merury Man live I don’t know where to I’m at I’m Going to die I didn’t even do this this just happened oh did it I’m not even lying SpongeBob this [ __ ] just happened oh God guys I don’t think we secured the house I don’t think we did either oh we definitely we cured her drapes her drapes yeah they’re still hanging Somehow they are still hanging what a hell of a pair of drapes it’s kind of a dub right yeah it’s kind of a dub I mean those those [ __ ] things are hell of a dub oh yeah yeah yeah that’s a spirit well guys I guess that’s where we should End it if you want to see us hit more fat dubs in the future you should like this video And subscribe yeah make sure to hit that post notification Bell more videos oh oh oh no no no no no Video Information
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