Shocking: Tina The Tiger’s Secret Wedding in Minecraft!

O welcome to another day of daycare skir skir perfect okay you know today is one of those days that kind of honestly just want to take it easy I kind of want to play a house with everyone that sounds really really fun let’s see who I can go

Around up hi Ryan hi Goldie Hi whatever you want no I haven’t even said anything to you yet I just said hi I know you’re about to offer me something well what if I am I knew it I was right all along well what’s so wrong with that Duh fine what are you going to ask can we play house today please please please please please please please no no no no no no no a girl girl’s game let me spell it up for you okay we got a g okay where Tina go

I’m lit above you ah okay yes there’s be enough room an i that’s what you think an r and an L it’s a really tiny L there you go doesn’t matter thank you thank you first off for spelling it out for me I totally needed

You to spell girl for me yep that’s a girl game there you go but please it’s much more fun when the boys play I’m not playing why cuz I said I’m not playing fine would do you play house ofby Goldie uh nope what well what’s your excuse hey hold on a second

De uh I got man my my refrigerator is running really your refrigerator’s running that’s the best you got yep oh no better catch it oh boy maybe unicorn man will play house with me instead oh hey unicorn man uh what huh hey what’s up oh well um first what’s

That in your hand uh this is a new uh formula that I’ve deduced I just went out and got some new ingredients and I can’t wait to make it um but could you maybe wait uh what do you mean I really want to play house today um maybe later Tina I got some

Formulas to deduce and a bunch of hypoth the sizing and a bunch of I’m sure Riner Goldie will play with you okay see you D said no oh man nobody’s going to play house with me no one else is even here maybe I could trick them into playing house with

Me but how would I get to how could I do that oh maybe maybe might trap them all in the machine maybe I can like fiddle with it while unicorn man’s not looking you know what that’s exactly what I’m going to do I’m going to fiddle with the machine try

And get it on a family setting and then I’m going to trap them all in there just to be sneaky does he me how does he not see me okay okay I’m out of sight at least now maybe I can go around his desk can’t wait to make this new potion

Oops here we go and I’m up here around some things this around setting up a bit this down here oh wow okay okay okay um right I fiddle with the machine so hopefully they’ll do what it’s supposed to do now I just got to get out of the lab before

Unicor I just got to wait for him to move away from the door perfect I’m home free okay there we go all right now I got to make up some excuse to get them all in the machine how am I going to do that though let’s

See I could tell Ryan that there’s tea like outage or that maybe I could tell Ryan that unicorn man stole his tea and went was going to use it in the machine and then I’ll tell Goldie that Ryan stld chip and then I’ll tell unicorn man that Goldie sole a potion perfect then

They’ll all go into the machine blaming each other and then I can flick the switch and everything will work out perfectly now where did the other two go no Gold’s in her room at least there’s a hole in the floor I’m not going to question oh there she is

Goldie what hey uh so I saw Ryan take chip out of your room wait what yeah he was heading down towards unicorn man’s lab he said something about putting him in a machine no no no no you better an a chip okay where’s Ryan I got to hurry

And find him this has got to be timed perfectly where can he be though Lobby okay I have some some Celestial feeling that Ryan was in the lobby hey Ryan oh hey uh unicorn man stole your te stash and was taking it to the machine I know personally I was more curious about

Uh wait what wait what yeah Austin did you know about this there’s literally a sign upstairs no but did you know about this in the lava pit and all this no did yeah there’s literally a sign over here that just says height and I have no idea how I got there cool I

Guess now I got okay what am I doing where’s unicorn with my tea uh he said something about the machine not quite sure hey unicorn why’ you take my te get out of my machine no he’s where is he your sloth is not in she’s illusional because

She stole one of your potions you need to go in and get her unicorn you took my tea excuse me I didn’t take any of your whatever okay come on all right Tina can you open the door so I can drag these out I didn’t touch your tea what you’re

Talking what we’re going to play House what b b b come on kids we need to get back upstairs Goldie was hurting me in the machine Goldie hit him it builds character worked we’re going to play house together finally this is all I wanted all day okay everyone upstairs sit around

The table no yes no yes you just listen Dad no you listening to Dad no you ever listen to anybody m what you going be me not being me you’re being me you’re being me no you’re being okay first off heck no hitting each other that’s bad bad bad bad hit me

First get me first it doesn’t matter who hit who first you hit each other and that’s wrong okay okay now your father asked you to take a seat on the couch so pick a couch and sit down it’s snack time oh is it snack time yay snack Time okay there’s your cup of tea for your snack there’s your cup of tea here’s my cup of tea want chees and crackers no you get tea I want cheese and crackers no you get tea tea well having a little donut never hurt thanks Mom I love Mom I love mom

Only cuz your mother said so Yay floor donut well don’t eat anyways hi Honey hi it’s okay dog your dad voice Peppy Peppy jum on the sofa but we like jumping on the don’t make me break out the lightning stick so we dead any anyways I mean um we’ll get a puppy when you guys are ready for one

I’m ready I’m ready I’m ready I’m little right now no I’m very responsible one time I fed Goldie is that it and she said Thank you thank you MH no we’re ready for a puppy I don’t think you’re ready for a puppy at all actually okay go you feed me now okay

Yet I’m thank you oh my goodness we have our hands full here huh yeah yeah lightning [Applause] Ryan all right guys it’s okay it’s okay come here I will comfort you it’s okay mommy there we go there we got one and there’s the other okay don’t use lightning s unless you deserve it okay look I’ll say we can get a stuffed puppy yay the puppy stuff the puppy

Stuffed the puppy puy oh okay kind of morbid and weird but there you go one for each of you I’m going to name him Albert Albert okay what are you going your Goldie name is Albert nuget n nugget okay nugget is a dumb name what unicorn man be

Nice nugget okay now you guys I play outside okay you guys go play outside of the playground for a little bit okay okay don’t go far look now you can have some alot time oh thank goodness okay anyway Tina um so now that I am in they’re playing on the trampoline it

It comes in our eardrums all the way over here I know that’s a loud trampoline anyway uh more importantly so what do we want to do well I was thinking that maybe we could like watch a movie together or maybe go house hunting together we could

Pick out a house to live in um we could study this potato oh oh hi I’m doing pretty well potato oh you’re a potato that’s great okay um maybe we could um but I’m sure that man would want to help you with that he’s so smart and he looks at yeah that’s true

Fine we can go uh if you want experiment on the potato now we can call them back upstairs no the kids are tiring I can’t deal with them right now let’s go uh oh you know what let’s do a room makeover for one of their rooms o but who should we

Cho unicorn man oh yeah yeah okay Goldie room’s already been renovated like four times that’s true unicorn man could use a little you know Bruen up yeah okay so what should we do in here then H well first thing I would do is fix the floor there we go and the

Windows next thing is I would put this TV against the back wall like not just in the middle of the room you know like like there and there perfect there we go perfect and then we just move the couch and table over and perfect there we go o and then

We move the couch which is four things apparently oh it’s four it’s not three NOP apparently it’s four interesting oh yeah I feel like his room is is so much more open he’s going to love this I think he will let’s let’s keep like a toy box or

Something I found you guys hi unicorn man B I found Mom and Dad uh unicorn man we just renovated your room a little bit WAOW oh my God you’re like a new room yeah now you have space over there oh my God we a new room go I found my desert in my

Room go you got me there we go and now you got some new toys I made you a card you made me a card and goie did Mom Mom we made you a card mom mama mama mama mama mama I love you I love you too we love

You so I love you guys too well let’s see we love you Mommy a mommy this is so sweet um anyways uh mommy mommy mommy M unicorn man why don’t you uh oh thank you I’m going to take my car back uh why don’t we sit down and watch TV for a

Second yay let’s do it now everyone look at the TV see isn’t it such a nice TV mov over here Mom I want to play yeah we can watch TV with mom forever mom we can watch it forever we can we can I guess go outside guys you just outside want go outside Goldie M no well but we have a locket rocket give me that rocket launcher right now T we should go to Squad base and renovate the entire thing from the whole thing from scratch what no right mom mom my I give me our son too

See look Mom it’s funny when I do that oh okay this is weird m mom mom honeyy why don’t you watch your kids for a second wait but why would I watch them we want to be where you going Mom oh nowhere momy Mom okay okay I Barcade them out for a

Little bit but this is not going to keep them out forever um I think maybe something went wrong in the machine Bob oh no bom I can see you through here uhoh Mom what am I going to do let’s hang out mom come Onom oh no okay all right how am I going to get out of this Situation unicorn Mom Mom hi Mom I made you a cake yeah that’s so good num n yummy I love that cake so now you should go play with your sister no I want to hang out with mom forever right forever and ever and ever you I love Mom I love mom so Tina what are we going to do today I was thinking that we could also we could start going grocery shopping for the kids and then after that we can go ahead and probably clean up the rooms cuz they were kind of

Messy I do think we need to dust a lot of the daycare so we should probably get around to doing that too I probably fix the toilets and plumbing and that would be probably a good idea yeah that’ probably also be really expensive and I’m sure that i’ love to talk about this

But bye I think I got to wait for a second okay obviously something that I did in the machine didn’t did not go right because yes we’re playing house and we’re a family but they are like obsessed with me like obsessed this is not what I wanted oh man I got to figure

Out a way to change the back oh but I’m sure that they’re going to find me in no time it’s not going to take them any time at all I mean they I’m on the roof so they could really see me from anywhere if they really tried hard

Enough let’s see do I see anybody down there may safe to go down in the backyard I hope so okay go what okay all right I’m hiding out the place set so they hopefully won’t find me here okay um all right so how am I going to do this

Um Ryan’s acting like my husband and gold and unicorn are my kids so what are excuses that I can make up to get them back in the portal guess I could tell Goldie gold unicorn man should be pretty easy Ryan’s going to be the tough part but that

Noise mom I wrot you a song oh that’s so great you hear it sure I love Mom I love mom he is great and she is Mom I love Mom yeah okay wow okay yep mhm m mom come down we’ll play oh yeah I’m sure we’re we totally yes we’re

Going to play I want play that’s exactly what we’re going to do like trip with Me oh Goie fire I play with fire no no no no play with fire Goldie no bad Goldie no no fire it’s dangerous it’s dangerous no no no rocketer no rocket launcher either no what are you doing uh-uh bad buing no here look take these snowballs snowballs yeah snowballs oh oh oh oh you’re

Throwing them at me okay okay okay go through the B brother brother okay hey Mom look I’m playing the air guitar haha get it cuz I’m playing guitar in the air oh that’s so clever okay all right uh hopefully I just run away they won’t see me okay

Okay okay okay okay okay okay okay I need to find where where Ryan is cuz if I can get him in first and that should be pretty easy the doors okay s down to the lab can get a game plan in place maybe if I put the toys in then the kids will

Come in there okay let’s see uh Toy let’s um a toy soldier in there need cor man love toy soldiers perfect okay so I put a toy in there so that that’s set up that’s good to go I’m going to keep this book forever though that was so sweet of them

Oh okay um I can leave a trail of tea for Ryan he’s still Ryan even if he’s my uh husband right now I think I’m not quite sure hopefully he’s not anywhere close to the lobby mhm that would be bad okay let’s see we love you Mom when did that sign change oh

Hey the kids are putting these everywhere oh they were yeah that’s so sweet o tea oo tea mhm what’s with all this tea this is great what a good day this is yeah you should totally keep collecting all the tea all the way oh I will I don’t let

Any bit of tea go to waste that would be terrible I know right he the ACT let even a drop of tea go to waste no sir uh oh here’s one oh here’s oh there’s one in here grab that and hey uh sorry Ryan hey open it I’ll be back later drink all

The T I love you okay now I just got to get the kids in there and then everything will be fine okay we got to start taking down these signs they’re starting to get really creepy I don’t know how I feel about them okay should I take them one at a

Time or at the same time I don’t know I would be easier or harder not quite sure let’s see are they still outside they’re not they’re not outside where are they I guess I could just call them and they would come running I’ll go to the daycare room and then I’ll call

Them I feel really guilty about all this hope it works out okay mom forever we love you mom forever our mom wow okay this is totally not creepy oh Goldie cor I’m in the daycare room mom mom mom mom there you arey that’s not these are

Not puppy no no no Goldie Goldie these are not puppies these are not puppies gold these are not puppies puppies no these are chickens oh goodness play with me I will play with you but no more puppies puppies no more okay okay thank you okay there where’s your brother

Uh oh no Bob there you are Bob I thought you ran away no I would never run away from my mom I love you love you love you forever and ever and ever and ever and ever if anybody ever tried to touch you I’d kill

Them I love Mom okay I love you too whoa thanks for the dogs I love Albert oh yeah I’m sure here you keep him with you okay Albert here Goldie you keep nugget with you too okay okay all right uh so I may have gotten you guys another toy cuz you’ve been so Toys come downstairs H Mom I forgot it downstairs where’s your toy unicorn man come on there you are come on buddy you got it hold on mom be right back oh oh where are you going where he’s going but I got to make sure that Goldie does not go in there without unicorn

Man Goldie Goldie let me out come on no don’t let him out let me out come On but look do you see the new toy in therey yeah yeah yeah toy new toy when your brother gets here you two can go in there and play with it with Dad okay Ryan yes if you value our marriage in this family you’re going to stay in

There when the kids open the door okay okay I just need you to trust me okay okay where could unicorn man be I’m going to go check it in one more time unicorn mom what are you doing I made a bottle what but don’t you want to see

Your new toy well I want to put you in the bottle and keep you in there forever and safe forever no no no no no you I want to put Mom in the bottle forever and keep her safe forever look here how’s it mom gave me my dog and I love

It that’s so good but I’ll go in your bottle if you come look at your new toy first yay safe mom forever with new toys yeah exactly perfect okay Goldie are you ready I’m ready I’m ready I got my dog I know look at that new toy in there go get it look

New toy new toy okay how fun is this one was I’ll miss you guys okay thanks Mom you’re the best you’re making this hard I love you I love you I love you too I love you okay I’m sorry what what what happened what what’s going on why are we in the

Machine again oh oh yeah Goldie I didn’t take your I didn’t take your sloth and Ryan I didn’t take your te oh I didn’t take you didn’t take my sloth Ryan took my sloth where is it no I didn’t take your sloth no nobody took any my sloth I

Didn’t take you my tea okay what the heck is going on who you told me unicorn took my tea you you told me Ryan took my sauce Tina get back here I knew it oh uh uh oh that’s be hard um okay listen oh what’s with the giant jar what why do I

Have this oh yeah I got toy dog too why do I have a dog I like him I’m going to call him Albert I like my dog too well I got stuff to do see you later wait wait wait wait wait wait you wait what huh what

Did you say you just did I said I like the dog we call him Albert Yeah uh okay we’re hugging You made me sad and you made me miss you as a kid uh as a kid what anyways I should get rid of this jar thing I can’t can’t believe they don’t even remember any of it but at least the thing is is that I will have those good

Memories of them forever even if they don’t have them of me then you know that’s okay I think did I just learn something I feel like I did but I’m not sure anyways that was other day and take welcome to another day day care oh what are you two little doing why are

You in your bathing suit I what yep you’re in your bathing suit Goldie for shame for shame okay one sec me out okay all right okay I want to become a professional swimmer but then I realized I can’t swim okay great this is this is what we

Have this is this is what we have to work with as a friend as a human being I’m your friend I knew it no you’re his friend you’re back though I got Chang yeah swimming is not a skill she has and why do she want to be a professional swimmer

Anyway uh she’s looking for skills I think I don’t know she said something like that oh Tina hear me out okay hearing you out I want to be someone really cool with something like really unique you know so I try professional swimmer but I I can’t swim as you can

See I drown yeah that right I’m thinking of other stuff but I can’t think of anything from the top of my head like there going be something really cool and unique so you want something you’re good at like unicorn man is good at being a superhero Ryan is good at being a try

Hard and a winner and I’m good at being the best girlfriend ever best girlfriend ever yeah you’re right you need a boyfriend for the part but sure let’s go with it I have a my that’s what you think fine okay well let’s think of things that you may be

Good at um let’s see I think not existing would be a thing would be something you’d be great at hey no existing is literally the thing that punctuates from her hey come on guys come on what thank you okay what else is cool that you

Could do you could uh you could uh be a baker oh wait no that’s a bad idea you’d burn in the kitchen um uh stand up comedy you’re not stand up comedy okay let’s picture this right Goldie on a stage trying to do stand up comedy just laughing at herself hysterically

The whole time cuz no one could understand her jokes through her laughter but her that’s what what happened hey do do you remember that time Cody went up to to dance and she didn’t yeah yes and she didn’t dance she didn’t dance so nothing as far as

Performing Arts go no that’s not a performer I know how to Doodle I’m a doodle Master yeah but I don’t really know how that’s going to transition into a block world right what’s something really cool and unique that most people can’t do uh really to hard a priest what do priests do exactly

Uh well they like you know chant stuff and they marry people and they uh I me they do wedding cakes no that’s people GL not many people can marry other people that’s pretty unique and all you have to do is read from a book I like it all right now let’s teach

Goldie how to read because she’s dumb but Goldie you can read right I what’s up I’m Goldie I’m six I never learned how to read yeah I don’t read Cody done oh no I know how to read oh well whatever fine well what should we do to get Goldie

Ready to be a priest or at least a person who marries people give her a book she does need a book can you give her a book yes I got I got you I’m getting the book you’re just going to wish the book into existence that really scared me all

Right I got the book oh she found her whole no that’s a wrong book Goldie please that’s a wrong book I don’t think you want to get married under that book no oh okay that’s a soul bonding contract right there young lady there you go that’s that’s a lot better yeah

That’s a lot better okay okay uh now you need uh she needs some mared people she’s a practice you need marrying people practice marrying people practice exactly okay okay and where do you marry people uh Church weddings or outside wherever they want really yeah but like

You know it’s be like a little special area for it it’s true I just came up with the best PL ever all right what’s the best plan ever tell me okay okay okay when Ryan gets here I’m going to ask him to fake marry me for Goldie’s practice uh oh will that

Work well it at least give her practice see if it’s what she wants to do will that work though I don’t I mean I don’t know if that makes it uh for her to get get her license but like no I mean will he accept that cuz I don’t think he will

Look look look look look okay unicorn man uh-huh I pinky pinky promise it will be fake okay Pinky Dinky promise Pinky Dinky promise okay I promise it’ll be fake so you got to help you got to help me convince him to say yes okay yay we

Got to make a chapel first we’re a thing no no no no no we have to oh what is is he okay Oh go back inside I’ll take care of okay oh you guys you guys make the wedding place in like the performance hall or something what was going to do in the backyard okay do it in the backyard you know I’ll ask him to marry me what he comes to his senses I’m I’m

Sure he won’t see right right yeah I mean I just moved him but okay okay so um well I don’t I don’t want to make this up for him to Mar like to get married right now I all right guys I’ll be right back I got to go get

An outfit all right okay he is currently um in the ICU you what you do to him I didn’t do anything to him he want to respond I got a professional medical help excuse what what I don’t want to make the chapel though I want to set up a really cool

Way to ask him to marry me oh I see okay we do the whole Chapel thing later then you want to you want like a really like set up romantic spot then right yeah and it has to be something that he likes cuz I’m asking

Him to marry me he’s going to be my fi it’s a fun word to say f f I think you should go I think you should go a bit more of the recreational route and have a picnic no what I think we create a giant teacup

For him you see I was going to say just serve him tea at the picnic but uh okay let’s let’s okay let’s get um oh white stained clay and then we can get uh okay I’ll I’ll work on building the cup and you work on um figuring out

How we’re going to put tea in there easy easy peasy Easy Street Easy Street Easy Street I am a master at filling things are you yeah I’m I’ve never seen you feel anything like uh masterly yeah I actually have a master’s degree in you have a master’s degree I

Went I went to eight years of college yeah unicorn man how did I not know that you’re probably wondering what university I went to yeah I’m actually kind of curious um I yeah I went to um mhm I went I went to are you okay I went I went to piscato University piscato

AKA puu you know piscato means fish right piscato Universe I also I also got my master’s degree in fishing in fishing yeah I I took two courses you’re doing good with the teacup here thanks looking pretty good looking pretty good you know not bad not bad really yeah if I didn’t witness

You uh I if I didn’t witness if I was just like a random bystander I would say yeah you you were you’re pretty good at being a girlfriend really yeah good thing I’m not cuz I know the truth hey I would be a perfect girlfriend for R and everyone knows

It guys yes guys I’m back yeah Goldie look where are you oh my goodness I’m a priest yeah you are a priest you look oddly familiar too almost like I’ve seen that outfit before in my lifetime have you in a situation that was almost exactly like this

Really no I must be dreaming I’m crazy no oh yeah un let me see you oh very nice yeah very fancy what what I do yeah she very nice very fancy she is a very fancy mhm a very lovely mhm what mhm what were you m about M

What are you about guys look I got holy tea I don’t understand I made it holy cuz I’m a priest that’s not how that works it’s not at all I made it holy cuz I blush Jesus [Laughter] B I’m sorry I a muscle I can’t what’s wrong it I put a on my stomach cuz I laugh too hard whoa what’s wrong guys oh my God I’m in the worst right now okay I got a ring all right looks like minute I’ll be right back no he

Need his r no no no no no no you go anywhere oh do you think this is enough do you think me bribing him with a giant cup of tea will convince him to marry me Um I don’t know maybe give him a Dollar too okay um I will give him like a dollar I I’ll give him two I’ll give him two I’ll break him a deal great no you know what when I ask him to marry me you give you give him two to say

Yes that’s a genius idea okay now let’s sit right here and wait for him and hope he could here soon yeah look at the sky oh I wonder when Ryan’s going to get here it’s taking forever I think my eyebrow is a frozen SC Ryan Ryan what is that I made

Something for you made you holy tea no is that a giant cup of tea mhm after you just baned it and everything yeah because I had something important I needed to talk to you about and so I thought this would make up for it I’m frozen in

Place I I need you to not be frozen in place help oh thank you okay Ryan yeah put this big cup of tea behind me um I need to ask you something what will you marry me what will you marry me so Goldie can get some practice on marrying people she

Wants to become a priest as you see you want to be a priest I’m a priest you want to be a priest I want to be a priest come on guys why do you want to okay hold on if she’s not a priest then she can’t marry any she practicing yeah she wants

To get her marriage license this isn’t real you’re saying a fake marriage this is fake I pinky Pinky Promise unicorn man Pink Promise Me pinky promise me it’s fake fine I Pinky Dinky promise fine I’ll do it then I’ll give you I’ll give you two bucks oh wait oh darn I

Could have kept that ooh anyway okay so what do we do uh tomorrow come on to the daycare ready to get married fake married that is fake married yeah make sure the word fake is married married we’re going to have I’m going to become a priest guys I’m want

To I want to be unicorn man you should be his best man I’m going to be the bestest man well unicorn come with me we got to go get our fake tuxedos for this fake gold you got to come help me pick out a dress okay unn man come on oh oh

We’re going the same way that’s awkward oh let’s go this Way and that was an amazing day Dayare welcome to the most exciting Day daycare ever there he is let’s see what him and yine are talking about I can’t believe it I cannot believe it what what can’t you believe here Ryan tell me about it that we only have decaf te left yeah well you know

Sometimes you just got to think what life gives you my man but DF doesn’t get me Hyper d no maybe that’s a good thing before your wedding no it’s not even a wedding it’s a fake wedding well you know you got to treat it like a real

Wedding my dude otherwise it’s going to just go off like like not even a wedding at all well I mean this is all for Goldie anyway it’s I mean yeah also why did you get these oversized cups because I want an oversized cup you think I

Drink tea out of a normalized cup hi excuse me hold on we’re having a debate about cup size uh so I cannot believe that you are insulting the amount of tea that can fit in this cup the more tea the merrier unicorn man look these are

Tiny little holes my man no they are very normal these are these are thick rims these are the best teacups ever thick rims best teacups ever thick ribs his his his te oh no I give it back to him cuz it’s sad seeing them sit on

The table like that plus you guys got to get a move on because I got to start getting ready and I got to get everyone else ready too what I’m ready I’m in a suit I’m in yeah but yeah but aren’t you guys going to help me with the rest of

The guests what what do we do you got to pick out your best man I thought it was already him did you decide that I don’t know I that wasn’t talked about before wasn’t no oh I picked unicorn man best B oh there you go now you got to go help me

Get everything ready this is our wedding not my wedding hold on hold on yeah on a wedding aren’t we not supposed to see each other like ever until the wedding no it’s once I have my dress on you can’t see me till the wedding oh gotcha

But until then come on come on come on darn there goes my plan hi everybody hello I’m so excited today is the day did you get all of my invitations via text I got your invitation Mar wedding day indeed angel I’m so excited now if you guys don’t

Mind I have to talk to cookie if cookie if you’ll if you’ll come along with me over to the play kitchen where I normally talk to anyone ever cookie you have to be my ma of Honor please please please please please please please it would mean the absolute world to

Me do you have to wear a skirt well I mean yeah I’m wearing a dress I’m not making you wear a full-on dress you could have a cute little pink skirt it’ be so cute or maybe blue or whatever color you want but yeah you you’d have to wear a skirt

Though that’s that that is a requirement how do why can’t I wear a suit I mean okay you can wear a suit if you want but you’re still my made of on Right right right right right yay okay perfect come on How could you not Mimi oh sorry I was reenacting that scene in Harry Potter where uh no no no no NOS old no NOS he gets his Just Desserts and he Goes okay anyways guys you have to help cookie go get fitted for a suit he needs a suit yeah cookie is going to wear a suit um that’s what she wants you have any extra superhero suits yeah it’s just cookie a girl right yeah and she wants a suit yes she’s a

Girl Angel says she can help her okay you two go down to the bathroom then and Goldy I’m not going to help the girl get fitted well no I just I was wondering if you guys had another suit not going to help not going to do

It you didn’t have to help we get fitted that’s that’s out of my boundaries comfor Tina not not committing to that whatever okay Goldie come on you have to help me get my dress on okay I’m not helping with that either well you weren’t invited so don’t worry yeah

You’re welcome I invited uned the changing rooms in the theater feel like that’s that’s more appropriate plus you help have you have to help me tie the strings in the back and we’re not going to fit you are off to a bad start Goldie come on it funny okay now come in

Here thank you and now help me help me get the help me get the dress on okay all right did you did you get the back yeah you sure about that I uh yeah okay let’s take a look see oh wow it’s so pretty it almost feels like this is my real

Wedding uhh it’s not but I wish it was I’m going be the best priest can I marry you when in your actual wedding um I don’t know about that one H that’s a that’s a conversation for an older Tina another day okay ran wants to get married tomorrow then of

Course um I that you just walk right up and you and you do the like that okay um if everyone that’s in the Grooms party can go to the backyard and take your places uh I’m in my dress so you can’t see me oh what where what no you can’t see me unicorn

Man go to the backyard what John Cena is that [Laughter] you are they gone John Cena Yeah I think all the boys uh Tony go out there well no Tony can stay cuz he’s my brother oh what do you think guys I think Ryan’s going to be blown away he won’t be able

To withstand this beauty oh thanks I know it does feel really real maybe it’s cuz I’m not lying about a wedding this time and I’m actually just doing it for my own personal enjoyment I don’t know maybe that’s it a cookie you look so good a now since none of my parents are

Here you can also walk me down the aisle since I think why don’t you have your brother walking oh yeah that’s true oh Tony will walk me and then you’ll be standing there and and and supporting me okay all right let’s go then okay all right uh everybody can go

Take their seat uh cookie you can go stand at the by the alar Yeah you go to the front uh Tony you’re going to walk me down this is so weird but it’s so fun and Ryan looks so handsome down there okay let’s start walking sorry if I’m a little faster

Than you by the way I’m just really excited oh it’s like so important wedding music are you ready Goldie uhhuh are you ready Ryan Ryan huh guys come on are you ready yeah we’re ready I think Tony unicorn you to let’s go we were putting cards yeah I’ll follow you you walk

First oh unicorn you’re in charge of music what no he’s not there’s music playing right now good no no he’s in charge of singing over the music oh no That perfect thank you Tony I pledge allegiance to the flag United States Ryan come on you got to come up here all right we’re gonna we’re gonna give this a try we’re here at the fake wedding all right we have all your friends here most impressive fake wedding

Ever my little ride’s growing up so fast in it’s not even your speech yet unicorn man come on save it I’m sorry just come on priest let’s keep the building all right do you guys have any Wedding Bell uh oh oh oh I have some I have

Some do I go now yeah go ahead okay okay so I knew that I was going to marry Ryan real or fake since the day I saw him come in the daycare doors and and I just can’t believe everyone’s here for a fake wedding I mean it’s a really

Impressive turnout honestly thank you guys all for coming um also there’s a dog I didn’t invite uh so that’s a little awkward that’s my dog okay that’s sweetie I invited her okay uh I was allowed to have a plus one right okay uh anyway I also invited Bob so I guess I

Had a plus two hi Bob he’s my pen pal hey this is my uh time to speak so I’m sorry you were just wondering about the dog I thought okay anyways and and for the great turnout for this fake wedding I feel so special that everyone is here

To uh to honor Ryan and I and our romance that is here even when everyone denies it it’s you’re the only one that accepts it that’s not true everyone’s here because of a fake marriage that is for Goldie not for you not important okay that that’s what that’s

All I got all right and you what about you boy any vows boy boy uh I like the decorations this is going to be fun getting expensive good thing coming out of your pocket he yeah wait what you know what they say yeah the man pays

The wedding right they go no not or oh wa it’s the M parent no that’s right it’s his daycare it’s it’s the daycare wedding it is any best man all right any words now you there you go unicorn man now’s your time I get I get words to say yeah I

Think I I yeah uh okay man he’s got to be really good what’s the deal with baking a bumbleberry pie I don’t know what is the deal I mean you could get a 350 Fahrenheit and uh um and it comes out all delicious and stuff isn’t that crazy anyway Ryan I’m proud of

You cool thank you the inbit was all you needed to really say no no I like the pie part that was there you go all right we do now get exchang rings what about cookie don’t you get words oh wait cookie yeah cookie you want words

Wait I need a ring yeah you need a ring also I just realized uh you guys were standing on the bride side the whole time does that matter yeah Mr or is over there for you oh oh well switch Sid you guys got to Swit go on what I I I person

I can’t get my license I like to enforce femininity feminity oh somehow I got up in a tree we’re not going to worry about it okay Ryan here’s your ring is that a ring or a bracelet my lord they’re rings they’re just really big on us cuz we’re kids would be my

Wife young Pig mine’s not that big all right this is a lollipop ring okay we have to Exchange rings now okay here’s um uh it’s a lemon flavored lollipop ring a lemon flavored yeah well lemon’s great you went all this trouble to get lemon yeah there was a cherry one but as your

Wife I will have to teach you some class well almost wife go got to finish the ceremony now that we’ve exchanged well no no fake yeah a fake wife of course all right really you guys ready to do this yeah I’m ready uh are you guys ready mhm

To never be separated to never be separated to be together no matter what for sickness and health for Rich to Poor all right door to door guys um you go home what what you go home no no no you’re you’re missing like the biggest part yeah this is boring what yeah it’s really boring boring this has been one of the most exciting days of the daycare I’ve ever had

Um everyone came out for you to just send them home yep it’s a fake wedding so yeah bored went home it was really boring people have to sit a certain way you got to dress away you got to read from the book and I can’t even read it you said

You got ra kind of gold looks like it’s time to go home get the r my wedding fake wedding fake wedding oh she’s still coming after you’re going to pay of course I’m coming after you