Why did I do this to myself I should have never ranked up life as a parkour Noob was so much easier I got to say life as a parkour Master is awesome I mean this is what it’s like being at the top of Parkour civilization no way did I Seriously just catch another Master doing a one block jump to get to his house no I don’t even know how this got here okay now I have to start going to my house the real way and that means taking a trip on the parkour staircase here in parkour civilization Masters Should never be seen doing one block jumps if you’re caught you will basically become a laughing stalk in parkour city I tried keeping the one block jump to my house for as long as possible because I was avoiding getting to my house the real way and that’s Because the real way to my house sucks if I miss even one of these water bucket jumps it would be game over for me but everyone up here knows that the best Parkour masters never take fall damage and I was going to be one of the best Please don’t let me die oh thank you all that just to get to my house but this is the price I paid to become a parkour master I defied death too many times to count to rank up and now as a master in parkour civilization the only way to Survive is by doing the hardest possible jumps these were jumps I could only dream of when I was a parkour Noob but now that I earned my water bucket I have the ability to become the greatest master in parkour civilization my first days on this level were confusing but Now I feel like I’m starting to get the hang of it as a parkour Pro I was required to do a daily task every single day but now as a master I can choose to do a task whenever I want instead of being paid and practice time the Masters Get paid with blocks as a master if you want to pay for things you have to build your own jumps that means the more blocks you have the more powerful you are as a master and right now I can’t make many parkour jumps so that’s why I Got to work uh parkour delivery here come in all right let’s hope I can do this job well hey there you wanted some Parkour built right yeah that’s right I ordered my new chain couch you can put it right over there I can’t say I’ve heard of a chain couch before but I Guess there’s a first time for everything uh all right I think I built this right is this what you wanted oh yeah this is a real couch maybe if you’re as rich as me one day you can afford one of these uh sure uh well I Hope you enjoy your new Oh shoot no bro am I seriously not going to get a tip dude that guy said he was rich too I could have gotten some ice blocks or something the truth about being a parkour Master is that people don’t always get along not only do you have to Survive every single jump but you have to be ready to defend yourself with parkour wao wao wao buddy what do you think you’re doing everyone knows I’m the guy who sells houses go and take a different job wait what do you mean my job today is to sell houses you can’t Just Skip One Day come on man I need the money that’s it parkour battle you and me right now and by defend yourself I mean being prepared for a random parkour battle at any point for my first move I attacked with a three block diagonal jump into a three block vertical Diagonal jump I thought it was a strong attack but the parkour Master clearly had no problem with it now it was his turn to attack and I was in serious trouble the parkour Master build build a three Block Chain jump let’s see you tried to defend against this attack Buddy wait I don’t even have chains to build with I can’t do this Jump Then you have officially lost the parkour battle and the selling house job is mine again and there it was that was my first time losing a parkour battle but that’s just a part of the learning process for being A parkour Master but even though I’ve learned so much there’s one thing that I’ve yet to figure out and that’s how to get to the top of the parkour Temple if I make it up there I could potentially be the parkour champion but I didn’t see A way up back when I was a parkour Pro I could see the path on the side of the wall to rank up but now there’s nothing here that’s because you can’t see it it’s said that only the parkour Champion knows the way up standing behind me was The master that I beat in my first parkour battle he was the one who gave me the totem of undying and helped me find the way past The Impossible Jump without his help I would have never become a parkour master and I wouldn’t even be alive right now I knew giving You that totem of undying was a good choice now that you ranked up you have the chance to save all of Parkour Civilization by becoming the champion save parkour civilization wait what are you talking about why do I need to be the one to become the parkour Champion You don’t understand we are at War we thought all hope was lost before you ranked up you don’t understand people aren’t supposed to rank up but you did it anyways you need to come with me now what is going on there’s a parkour war and somehow I’m supposed to be the Champion oh what am I getting myself into I should have never never ranked up I was happy in my Mansion the master brought me into the parkour Temple and I followed him until he showed me a secret room when I walked inside I saw a smallscale version of a map of the Entire parkour civilization the master said he had a mission for me he told me to travel as far north as I could and find the highest parkour highway there is he told me there’s a building there that’s extremely difficult to get into but if I could get into it I could get The truth about parkour civilization he told me to go at night and if I succeed I might be able to save everyone it was time I woke up in the middle of the night this was a stealth Mission if everything went according to plan I Would get in and get out and no one would see me and obviously that’s assuming the parkour Master isn’t leading me into a trap but for whatever it’s worth I trust him if he was trying to stop me from ranking up he wouldn’t have given me the totem of undying that Means I can only assume if he wanted me dead I would have been dead already but at this point I wasn’t doing it for the parkour master I was doing it for me if there was any chance I could figure out the truth about parkour civilization I Was going to take it all I know is someone tried to stop me from ranking up and this place might give me answers I traveled North like the master told me to and all the way at the top I saw the parkour highway I needed to get to there Was no turning back now going up this might be a one-way trip but if what I was doing actually could save parkour civilization then someone’s got to be the one to do it so why not me now that I was at the top of the staircase getting to the parkour Highway was a Different story I didn’t even know if this jump was possible oh I’m going to regret this I backed up up to get momentum and I jumped no no no I thought it was too short but I made it okay that was way too close that better be the Last time I do something like that given that this place I was trying to find wasn’t supposed to be found that probably wouldn’t be the case I kept going on the parkour Highway until I saw a building this one looked different than all the other buildings in parkour City and I had a feeling that it wasn’t going to be easy to get to but that’s why the master sent me the guy who’s never failed a jump before yeah let’s pretend that’s true the entrance to the building looked like was guarded by a difficult parkour course as long as There were no people around I was just fine with doing parkour but if people were to show up and challenge me to a parkour battle well it’s been a good run this next jump was a four block jump I don’t think I’ve ever done a four block Jump straight up before but the master said that this Mission would be difficult and if there’s someone to do it it was going to be me I got momentum and I made the four block jump oh four block jump down and now oh my God what Is this I stood on a path of ice blocks and at the end there was a jump way too far to even comprehend this could have been a five no six block jump I couldn’t believe it I tried looking around for barrier blocks maybe there was a secret Path to this as well but I found nothing somehow I was going to have to make this jump and I think I had an idea of how I might be able to do it okay well I get one chance at this oh man if only I was Rich enough to buy ice blocks to practice oh I do not want to do that again there must be a parkour God looking out for me okay back to the secret mission now I was just hoping I didn’t walk into an ambush I walked inside and I saw a giant hole in the Floor with some Parkour jumps up top I was thankful that I didn’t see anyone waiting for me and what I wasn’t thankful for was this glass pane staircase oh man why do they have to make staircases so complicated in parkour civilization this was supposed to be a stealth Mission but the Staircase is making it really hard for that to be possible after too long I made it up the staircase into the top floor I looked around but didn’t see anyone all I saw was some weird pedestal in the middle and some giant screen what is this thing this looks so so what the Look I told you it was possible no way that was actually incredible all right well I got my money’s worth let’s go I got paid for parkour if you want I can keep making more parkour for you to do and I’ll pay you for it who what just Happened how did I see that Vision that’s my memory isn’t it that’s sewan I’ve lived that before what is going on I walked over to the screen and opened the book on the desk it said enter user well I was here for information wasn’t I Might as well see what this does I put my name into the the book and put it back on the desk and text appeared on the screen rank Noob wait how I’m a master though but before I could think any further someone appeared right behind me before they saw me I ran and Hid behind the bush oh no this is not good this is not good oh man going into work late today I guess or early maybe I don’t know so far the person didn’t see me but that’s when someone else came into the room it was seat I know him Don’t I he’s from my memory I saw him walk up to the desk and start putting something in the book and the the player that was on the pedestal started moving I watched as this player with no boots walked up to a parkour jump and failed The one block jump and we got another Noob good we needed more of those what is going on here you can come out from behind that bush you know oh no this is not good okay time to improvise I mean bro the bush is see-through you really Thought that was going to work okay can you just tell me what’s going on why did I see you when I stepped on that pedestal we know each other that’s our memory nope that’s just what every new person sees it’s a fake memory to make you think that parkour is how you Succeed in life I mean why else would people parkour if it wasn’t for money or social status so it was all just a lie I don’t get it what is this for these three jumps that new player just fell through on the first one what happened to him seat explained that these three Jumps decide whether a new player becomes a noob a pro or a master these three jumps right when you join parkour civilization decide your entire fate how was that fair it’s not about Fair it’s about order if you can’t parkour you deserve to be at the bottom this is so Messed up this is so messed up how is this happening I can’t let this keep going on I have to find a way to stop this okay if I can attack him with a parkour jump he has no choice but to battle me I have to do an attack that He’ll never be able to do it’s time to go for the 720 I wouldn’t do that if I were you I looked over and SE what already had an attack buil it was with candles yep candle jump one attack from this and it does 10 hearts and that’s Good night for you I was finished I couldn’t attack I couldn’t do anything I was defenseless so what happens now despite my best efforts to get rid of you I couldn’t do it so someone else will see what place down a parkour jump made out of Brewing stands I’ve never Even heard of parkour with Brewing stands before interesting thing about brewing stand jumps they aren’t just difficult but they can deal any potion effect you want this was it I had no Brewing St to defend myself I took the hit and slowly started fading away have fun with the champion in the Arena Video Information
This video, titled ‘Minecraft but I find the TRUTH behind PARKOUR CIVILIZATION’, was uploaded by Evbo on 2023-11-26 23:42:18. It has garnered 1006363 views and 23953 likes. The duration of the video is 00:11:00 or 660 seconds.
Minecraft but I find the TRUTH behind PARKOUR CIVILIZATION…the INSANE 8TH EPISODE of parkour civilization…will I be able to jump to save all of parkour civilization?…
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