Shocking: US Presidents Hate Minecraft!? POTUS Play

So I guess I guess that we’re back at it huh like in the old days man to be honest I kind of missed this it took you guys a while to get on the realm with me but we’re finally here do you still know

The controls yeah I do and as much as I hate to admit it I miss playing Minecraft with you too as well we need a break from all those crimes we committed in real life so a chill night with the boys on the realm wasn’t actually a bad

Idea at all now don’t make me regret it all right don’t do dumb and let’s start the adventure yooo Minecraft adventure uh and what are we exactly doing where are the big houses Michelle portrait the elytra wings and all the items we had Donald don’t don’t tell me

You lost the saved game file then if you don’t want to know about it don’t ask me keep it pushing buddy start chopping up the trees oh look here you have Michelle and Melania oh man they get along great too bad that before I get to chopping

Trees I need some pork chop to eat you see you’re starting already with the jokes you demented piece of garbage keep melania’s name out of your mouth but now that you mentioned it some pork chop would be great right now N I got to tell Melania to get to cooking after this gam

Session anyway just so you know guys the save game file still exists well partially we haven’t been in Minecraft for so long that we even lost our spawn point so we need to find where we had our base but before we do that let’s get some starting items and don’t you have

The coordinates of the base and also can you two stop punching each other this is why I hate playing games with you always end up fighting over stupid just ignore Joe and his stupid jokes Trump and let’s actually make some tools yo Obama do you know why Trump is so

Against illegal immigrants no Joe why enlighten me well it’s thanks to all his Latina Exes who overstayed their visa so they could blackmail him with his nude photos here you go again with this you really can’t keep your mouth shut huh don’t make me start talking about that stinky named

Jill you wouldn’t like what I’ll say about her nice you killed me and now I lost all my Loot and I also got spawned in the ocean good thing you didn’t kill Obama he would have rage quitted as soon as he respawned oh really and why is

That Joe you know what I told Donald to not give attention to your jokes but you’re now starting to get on my nerves buddy keep me out of it before I team up with Trump and post on Twitter about Jill’s dirty secrets that she has it’s

Called X not Twitter anymore and I don’t know why you guys keep talking about this person Jill like I know her or something I don’t even know who she is so you can talk smack all you want I won’t get offended dementia is a real thing isn’t it I’m wondering how you are

Not creeped out by all the people you don’t know who are in the White House Biden to be honest I most of the times I close the door and don’t get out for days I don’t even know how these people are in here they have suits and

It’s scary bro don’t worry about it Joe they don’t know why you’re there either shut your ass up all right Joe take this flower and let’s have peace but before we do that we need to be even so let me kill you one more time what no no bro

Wait that wouldn’t be fair you killed me first and then I just got my revenge oh well you see Obama never tell me again that I’m the bad guy just look at how Donald is behaving like a 5-year-old so is that the reason why you are acting so

Strange around him how many times do we have to tell you Biden to stay away from kids what are you talking about that doesn’t even make any sense you know what leave me alone both of you follow follow me I found the coordinates of the

Base in an old video and we aren’t that far away and I’m wondering what actual saved game file we have if it wasn’t for Obama right now we would have still had the same saved game from when we last played so you can thank him Joe for

Spawning in the middle of nowhere With No Loot oh really and how is it my fault you Cheeto head oh how is it your fault maybe if you didn’t send me that virus on Discord that made me change my PC I wouldn’t have lost the saved game file

You idiot and all of that because I said to you that Michelle has been on the bulk and needs to cut it wasn’t even that much of an insult yes but you still hurt her feelings did I then let’s go ahead and ask her hey Michelle did I ever hurt

Your feelings or is Obama eating shut oh crap okay so for instance if we don’t find the base in the next 10 minutes I’m about to Nuke both of your houses for losing the saved game file I can’t even compare coper comper comprehend comprehend the fact that we lost all the

Hard work we did bro that realm took months to build months it can’t just go out like that those were memories bro n I’m starting to get angry only thinking about it just get us to those coordinates and shut up I haven’t even said anything and as I told you is not

My fault buddy but I got to be honest with you and say that I’m amazed that you remember the days when we played Minecraft 24/7 those memories are deep engraved into my brain Brody I can’t just forget them it’s not the same thing as forgetting the name of a person those

Are like your first love when I fell in love with Minecraft my life changed my addiction to ice cream fell by almost 10% we get it Joe you’re addicted to Minecraft now can you stop losing track of us and follow follow me I can’t go

Back to look out for your ass so you don’t get lost in the forest dang Obama we should have put him in a leash or something put your degenerate Visa overstaying wife on a leash I don’t need your help to get to the base I know

Where it is it’s funny that you know so much about my wife but you forgot that you even have one don’t make me call those men that are dressed in suits who are walking all over your house to break into your room and turn off the internet connection behave when you’re talking to

Me I didn’t forget that I have a wife I was saying that I don’t know who Jill is so you guys can leave her out of it shut the no way what what happened the portal boys this is that destroyed portal that was near our base do you

Remember it it means that we’re getting close and that we’re on the right path oh my let’s see if it has any loot now bro this is insane so many memories that just stirred up and not only the portal but this entire field I remember it vividly something Joe can’t do but trust

My word on it yes this is getting exciting stop stealing the loot Obama I I didn’t even touch the chest look at you two both of you have gold chest plates we’re back at it again huh stealing from chests and then blaming me for it I hate you guys that’s why I

Always left early when we played on the realm because I preferred to spend the time playing Smash Bros with Michelle and Mario gokart as well Smash Bros more like she’s smashing your head against the wall because you didn’t wash the dishes look guys my new horse what

Should I name him Zenia and of course Joe comes to destroy the moment as usual you have a problem hitting everything you see Biden let’s keep going and see if we finally get to that old ass base you guys are starting to piss me off and

I might bomb whatever is left there look at you you’re not doing anything but feeding the temptation of coming into the white house right now to choke you out dang Obama I don’t know how you’ve been friends with this prick for over 20 years all right okay I’m not hitting you

Anymore but you stop trying to put me on fire I don’t want to lose my honest earned golden chest plate honest earned you stole that from the chest back at that portal and then blame me for it haven’t you learned yet Obama Joe considers honest earnings stealing from

His peers in his country no wonder he doesn’t feel ashamed laundering money through Ukraine and stealing from the taxpayers money well let’s be honest neither you nor me had any shame stealing from the taxpayers money weekly a little bit there at least half a percent going into our pockets they

Weren’t even feeling it but doing it to your friends it’s another level of idy yeah yeah right shut up already stop crying like a baby and get over it it’s a video game also I need some food soon enough my hunger bar will get to three

Pieces and I won’t be able to run anymore I can’t run anymore already and I also have one heart left thanks to you no because if we die here when we’re almost to the base I’ll Rage Quit so hard I’ll call Elon Musk to drop a satellite on top of the White House

While you’re having dinner you’re so cruel Donald but maybe we can do that while I’m not having dinner or maybe while I’m not in the white house so we can get rid of some of those weird people that are dressed in suits and that follow me around yo am I tripping

Or is this the main house we built when we first started playing yo n this is insane we got here boys we arrived we finally found the base YooHoo this is the base oh my yes it’s still here hopefully my Green Goblin house is here as well let’s check out the main one

First though wait wait for me don’t go emptying the chests that are inside without me I work for this base as well shut up Joe if I see you touching one chest after you almost killed me and I don’t have food either your whole entire house gets blown up with TNTs well I

Guess let’s see you do it then I know you don’t have the balls to lay one TNT near my house so let’s see what we have here yeah but as far as I remember we had portraits with Jill Michelle and even Melania we also had my drone where

Are those oh and I just remember that big ass Joe pill we made and that Beacon after we beat the Wither where are all these things what did we do last time we were on the realm last time we were on the realm we had a build battle remember

And you got mad with your aquarium and called George Bush to bomb our Realm in constructions like a that he is and after that Biden got mad at you and turned off your internet connection and that was the last time we stepped foot on this realm until now but as I told

You time passed and this saved game file isn’t the last one oh yeah I remember it now huh and bush has the audacity to ask us why did we try to assassinate him in real life after what he did he knows best that if there is one thing that you

Shouldn’t play about it’s that you shouldn’t play about the Minecraft realm of a man glad I’ve cut Obama’s internet connection as well maybe I should do that more often so he doesn’t bark as much or maybe you should take your pills on a regular basis like you’re supposed

To do so you won’t forget that you have a wife and that you are somehow the president of the United States I mean somehow you see I don’t even want to believe that I helped you rig the elections I don’t know what was in my head sorry Donald it’s all right Obama I

Forgive you just make sure this year you help me rig them the same way anyways let’s go each other to their house and see what we have there as well I just peeped at Joe’s house but I don’t want to say too much about it I’ll let him

Find out by himself a man my beautiful mind craft Mansion let’s see what I have here oh full enchanted diamond armor nice full Enchanted what n hold up bro I’m coming right now you don’t have to say anything else that’s mine keep your hands away from it what do you mean keep

Your hands away from it get out of here you idiot this is my house what do you think you’re doing whatever I want this house looks nasty regardless I still didn’t forget when you and Trump cheated on that war we had you placed a trap

With lava that I fell into in your own stupid house making me lose all the I had in my inventory including the elytra wings and just so you know what you did then is something that breaks friendships making your homie lose his elytra wings too bad that I don’t care I

Would do it again if I had the chance so don’t worry and this realm is whack don’t tell me we have to build all we had back at least make the server so we can go in creative mode and build it back bro I’m not about to waste my time

Getting the materials and making again Joe’s pill and our wife’s portraits just to get mad again and build a drone to bomb strike the realm having the Mexicans rebuilding it once again we’re not using creative mode we’re playing this game the right way without cheating

It is what it is Obama this is the save game game file we have so this is where we’re starting again and Joe have you seen your house yet I mean what is left out of it it seems that whenever we saved it we had a little heated argument

That resulted in the evisceration of your place evisceration or not everything that I have in here is mine and what could I have expected other than this at the end of the day I still played with you two on this realm and every time an argument came up between

Us it always resulted in somebody getting something blown up I’m not too worried though I wanted to change the house either way oh when it comes to your chest nobody can touch them but when it comes to ours you want to come in and steal greedy don’t worry

Barack I’ll make sure in a second this turns to something nobody can use anymore I’ll help you get rid of this Joe so you can have a more even ground to build your new house no way don’t do it oh I guess it’s too late you see and

Then you two ask yourselves why did we stop playing Minecraft together well it’s because of this I can’t do anything in this game without worrying that you two are going to pull a prank on me and bomb everything that I have in the game like it already happened before shut up

And come here where do you think you’re going