ShrekCraft: Captain America’s Minecraft Life!

And here is this Lake I finally got to it I am very happy now I will become very strong and will be able to take over the city now I’m very big and strong so I can take revenge on them we’ll be cool they don’t expect this I

Think I need to buy new clothes I really haven’t bought it for a long time otherwise there is not enough of mine left otherwise I won’t have anything to wear at all Dad I think I need to buy something to eat at home like something sweet I really want some cakes I love

Them if you want it let’s go look will buy them for you and you will eat deliciously went they’re lying on that table over there and here they are son you can eat them we’ll pay later take as much as you want eat Mikey it’s you I’m

Very glad to see you all I didn’t think I’d meet you here I’m really very happy Mason I didn’t expect to meet you either we haven’t been out for a long time and I think today is the time I love this idea Mikey I’ll be glad to go for a walk

Oh no there are some screams looks like something happened there oh no this is some kind of strange villain go away and I’ll deal with him oh no this is some kind of strange villain go away and I’ll deal with him haha you’re too confident

You won’t be able to defeat me I am very strong and we take over this door you can’t even count on it I’ll stop you I don’t want you to harm anyone I almost beat you stupid villain you are really weak hooray Masen you defeated him you

Really are a hero I’m proud of you you are very brave and strong hooray thank you and here the police have arrived now he will be sent to prison and he will not harm anyone again I am very happy hello you detained the attacker you’re really great thank you so much you

Helped us a lot now we’ll put him in jail I am very glad that now there is one less criminal in our city and now it’s a little safer maen I am very glad that you are catching criminals because there are really a lot of them I hope

They don’t exist thank you very much I think that now we need to go home and eat I’m really hungry I hope we don’t meet any more criminals and here are our houses we arrived really quickly I didn’t think I’d be fighting a bandit today I’m glad I beat

Him bye Mikey we found you Mason I’m your fan you fought really hard I understand that you are neighbors so your house is much better you are not right actually Mikey’s house is much better and he looks more beautiful so don’t even argue with me hey what are

You doing why are you quarreling over some houses hey that’s enough this is a very strange reason for a fight they’re not yours anyway I suggest you just go in different directions so that you don’t fight anymore masing in vain you blew them away it was interesting to

Watch them fight because my house is really cooler Mikey I really don’t understand why you’re saying this this is not true it’s much better than yours so don’t even argue hey boys what are you doing stop arguing fighting is very bad so stop it you are best friends so

You can’t argue if you are quarreling over a house then I can suggest building cool houses and then comparing them this is a really cool idea I think we need to do just that I think you should go for a walk for now and we will build I

Completely agree with him it will be much easier I think we can do it quickly and then we will definitely be able to find out whose house is better stop standing let’s go build a Mikey you need to try hard to build a very cool House I think it’s worth building a metal case so that the house becomes much stronger and nothing happens to it this will make him even more beautiful which will lead me to Victory I think Mason has no chance because I will build a very cool house both externally and

Internally and I’m sure that I can win it’s time to start building I want it to be very strong and I will build it from Bedrock so that it never breaks and you still need to get into the house it would be very clean and you also need to

Put an iron door at the entrance so that the door is also very strong I really enjoy upgrading my home he will become much more beautiful and we also need to make a bunker I think this is the most important thing I’m almost done with the

Frame I also want to paint the house green he would look very cool and the bles are the same color as me I completed the frame this is really cool and now I need to go get some paint to make it even more beautiful and here is the Witch’s House

I hope that we didn’t come here in vain and she agrees to rate hello witch our husbands build houses and we want you and a scientist to go and evaluate them we compete and we need evaluators fine I will be happy to help you send them to

The scientist we will ask him I’m sure he will agree and here is his house we arrived really quickly I hope he agrees it is very important for us hello we need to appraise the houses fine I will be happy to help you I still have

Nothing to do so send it on I will be glad to help you this is interesting thank you very much scientist we are really glad that you are helping us and here is our friend’s house I hope he agrees to help evaluate our parents houses hello we need some help fine I’m

Ready to help you no matter what because you are my friends and this is the main point I like everything thank you very much for coming with us I’m really very happy about this need to hurry up woo hooray Mikey soon we will be appraising

Our houses this is very cool I think you definitely can’t win all we have to do is wait for the judges it will be interesting to find out who wins I worry it will be inure and here they are this is very cool ting to find out who

Wins I worry we have found those who can appreciate our new homes it will be fun and I think that first you need to evaluate Mikey’s house send it to me then I have a lot of interesting things there you will definitely like my new home look it’s a kitchen wow Mikey you

Really worked hard it’s really very beautiful here I didn’t think it would be so cool here but it seems to me that this is just an ordinary house and there is nothing cool about it hous is like home there’s even a bunker my whole family can fit in it I have many more

Rooms on the second floor let’s go there Mikey my house is much better so you really have no chance of winning you will see everything for yourself I’m sure they will choose me you can be sure of it Mikey you really tried hard you have a lot of furniture in your house

And I like it it’s really cozy here cool that’s not all there’s still one last room left this is my and my wife’s room and here is my cool computer I admit that it’s really very cool here but I think it’s time to go and look at my

House it’s very cool there too and I’m sure you’ll like him more than him let’s go quickly I really want to know who wins okay Mason let’s go I also really want to look at your house and find out which of you will win I’m also very

Interested to know what you built there I’m really interested in who will win I tried very hard went now we will find out I tried just like you so everything is fair now you’re going to lose Mikey I really enjoy appraising a house and I think that there is no need to fight

Over houses after all these are just houses and here is my house look it’s a kitchen this is the first room like Mikey’s I also have a bunker to protect myself from anything now let’s go to the second floor I’ll show you my room and my son’s room there are a lot of

Interesting things there too Mason I want to say that you have less interesting things in the house than Mikey and this is really true and here too well a little less but here there is everything you need for life so that’s cool now let’s go to another room there

Will be my room she’s cool too Mason I don’t see anything cool in your house at all it’s much worse than mine so you will definitely lose Mikey don’t speak ahead of time they haven’t decided yet Mason we looked at everything and now it’s it’s time for us to go down and

Draw conclusions let’s go we’ll decide okay let’s go I’m really interested in who will win I hope it’s me because I tried really hard when I built it I’m really really worried I think I needed to decorate my house somehow then I would definitely win and now I have to

Hope we looked at both houses and decide that Mikey’s house is cooler after all there is much more furniture in it oh no I really don’t understand how this happened I didn’t think I could lose I was able to get out of here and

Now I need to get out of here before I get caught now we need to leave stop you won’t run away from us we will catch up and punish you stop it will only get worse and here is this Lake I finally got to it I am very happy now I will

Become very strong and will be able to take over the city now I’m very big and strong so I can take revenge on them we’ll be cool they don’t expect this stop I think we need to to throw Dynamite at our houses and then we will check whose house will be stronger fine

This is a good idea so we can check again and then you will have a chance to win let’s go check it out I really don’t understand why I should check this your house is made of bedrocks and it’s clear that you will win but now we have a

Chance and I’m very happy about it I hope your house breaks down I really don’t want to lose it’s becoming even more interesting for me now it could be a draw it was cool to build a house out of Bedrock Ma I really hope that it will

Be a draw I don’t want our house to be dirty I hope his house can’t handle it woo wow it exploded really hard this is very cool I’m glad that now we have a draw and even if you have to rebuild the house hooray now it’s a draw this is

Very cool we will still need to improve our house so that it is cool and we win oh no this is the villain I beat and again he came to us only big need to hide I didn’t think he could come back I hope he doesn’t find us in your bunker I

Hope he will save us let’s go to the bunker you will sit there and Mikey and I will defeat him and he will no longer threaten us I don’t want him to find you Mason I hope you beat him I don’t want him to destroy our whole house Mason I

Am very worried about you don’t worry everything will be fine the main thing is that everything is fine with you be here it’s safe here and I’ll go and we’ll defeat him in the place with Mikey stupid villain we must defeat him now I’m very strong and you will never

Be able to defeat me and I can finally take over the city this is great you won’t succeed we will not let you near our families you are really very stupid I hope that after we catch you you will be sent to prison for a long time and we

Won’t see you again Mason he doesn’t reach us so we can easily defeat him we need to hurry before he destroys our houses I really can’t reach you you are really very small but I’m wondering how to get to you you will regret this this haa I thought taking on you would be

Much more difficult and you just can’t reach us this is really very funny as soon as we defeat you we will immediately call the police and they will arrest you Mason we almost defeated him just a little bit left and he will fall you are very weak hooray we made it

I am very happy Mikey I’m very glad that we did it and now we need to get him out of the bunker I thought he would be much stronger he’s really very funny but we still need to restore the house I hope I don’t spend a lot of

Money hey get out we defeated him and now it’s safe there Mason I am very happy for you you were able to defeat such a giant we need to call the police oh but how will she take him away it needs to be made small which I hope you

Have a potion that will make it smaller and we can take it to the police of course have but we will take it there ourselves I hope that he will never appear in our city again stupid villain thank you very much we are very glad

That you helped us I also hope that he never comes to us I hate him witch and doctor thank you without you we definitely would not have been able to cope with the appraisal of the house or the Bandit you are very cool I think we should never quarrel again after all we

Are neighbors and we need to play the fool to protect each other I think so you and I will never quarrel again and we also need to make the houses the way they were and don’t think about it many months later we haven’t been suras for a

Long long time and that’s very cool I hope that we will never quarrel again and we’ll help each other everywhere after all being friends is very cool it’s good that no villain came to us anymore a few moments later place I was told that there are a lot of fish here

Thank you Mason for calling me here because I cannot find a normal place for fishing for a long time I think we will catch a lot of fish I think that it will definitely be caught on bread need to try oh no those are be toilets got to

Get away from here I don’t understand what they want looks like they’re just leaving good thing they didn’t attack us I don’t understand what they are doing hey where are you going we are actually fishing here ma and because of them we will not catch anything need to teach

Them a lesson for it okay Mikey get over here you stupid skidy toilets because of you we didn’t manage to catch anything hit them harder Mikey may they never do this again we’ll be a lesson to them I said get lost you are really stupid I

Wish I didn’t see you here again ha Mikey they were really scared now we can go fishing I hope they don’t come here again I think we will catch a lot of fish I haven’t eaten in a really long time but I don’t want to buy it she’s

Really precious Mikey sorry we didn’t catch anything but I think we’ll be fine I want to eat fish too and here they are they attacked us and wanted to beat us I think they should be put in jail for this and then all all of a sudden they

Will attack anyone else policemen I have money and I wanted you to put me in a prison for the rich please do it fine we will share you one we will put in prison for the poor and the second for the rich there will be very good Mason now let’s

Go hey I don’t want to go to prison for the poor I’ve seen how it goes please put me in jail I really don’t want to sit there it’s bad there Mikey don’t argue and that could be worse and here comes the prison never been in

It it’s good that I get into a normal cell hurry up each of you will go in different directions Mason to your left Mikey to you on the right sit there at your convenience and don’t complain hooray I’m still going to prison for the rich I am very happy I think that there

Will be like at home would love to see how it goes I’m really really impatient so here’s my camera open the door as soon as possible I want to see how everything is going there Mason is now your camera you can do whatever you

Want just be good if you try to run away it will only get worse why should I even run away from here it really feels like my home just don’t do anything you can play computer all day long it’s really cool it even has a toilet and a bathroom

But I’ll swim later I’m going to play computer now I need to buy one for my home I hope it’s not expensive come in here now it’s your camera stupid bum and just try to escape from here you’ll never leave here again and then you will

Work stop yelling at me let me just rest in peace you really annoy me it’s a Pity that I didn’t have enough money for a normal camera if you don’t like it then it’s mine and all the food will be mine too you can’t do anything to me anyway

Stupid weakling I’m not weak at all and stop hitting me and then I’ll beat you stupid bum I hope that they will change my camera and I will not live with you hey ski BD toilet I’ll give you money and you take me to the pool girls I want

To take a break from my computer that he bored me a little I’ve tried almost everything she’s really delicious I will eat a lot of it this room is right behind this door pass my e have fun here all for your money if something else needs to be called I will come well

Hello girls well I don’t want to collect this stupid garbage I’m already tired and you still make me work stupid scabetti toilets I really hate you shut up and work if you don’t work well I’ll punish you so shut your mouth and let’s get to work I didn’t just bring you here and

Hurry up oh I collected everything now let’s move on to the next task I want to get everything done and relax because I’m really tired and you still give me tasks what I’m not going to clean up this stupid better punish me but I will never clean it go clean it up

Yourself stupid skiping toilet if so I’ll put you in a very small cell it will be very crowded and it will be uncomfortable for you to sleep in vain you are behaving like this and here’s your camera stupid Mikey I think that you already wish that you

Refused because now you will be very uncomfortable she is really small I can’t even lie here stupid skid toilet someday I’ll get my revenge on you there really is no bed only one toilet this is bad how I hate this prison you need to destroy it and take revenge on them none

Of you will survive today stupid skidy toilets I am very strong you can’t do anything you stupid Titan man there are many of us and we have a titanium skiti toilet together with him we will definitely defeat you this is very funny you definitely won’t succeed I am much stronger than

You so don’t think you can beat me I alone can handle you and here is the Titan Sky toilet well I can beat him too I have a huge power that no one can handle and you two dumb Titan thick a bitty toilet you will

Die wow there is a huge hole looks like I can get away from here need to wait for a certain moment and run away from here as fast as anyone can see Mikey let’s go home while no one sees I’m glad I managed to escape from there although it’s good there I’ll

Spend a lot of money to live like this and I have a few left I haven’t been driving in a long time this is very cool I think I need to go to the store how good that Titan man attacked them now I’m here this is great I am very happy about

It Mikey is that you who taught you to drive where are you driving I can’t get through because of you according to the rules you must make way for me dumb bastard get your rusty trough out of here what are you stupid it’s your fault

But my car is faster than yours so you can’t catch up with me just don’t grow up and don’t cry Mikey it’s all because of you you wanted to chase now the police will come here and they will send us to prison again and all because of you you crashed into someone else’s

House and for that we must send you to jail and all this because of your stupidity stop I want to be put in a prison for the rich here’s your money otherwise I don’t want to be in a prison for ordinary people because I’m rich

Unlike some please let me out of here I don’t want to go to prison for the poor it’s very bad I’m still running away wow this is cool not like in the rest of the prison thank you so much for putting me here it’s not as good here as in the skd

Toilets prison but not too bad either I think I’ll eat tomorrow and now I’m going to sleep I’m really tired I hope that I sleep I’m here as the new one it’s very bad here it’s a sell for the poor if you’re here then you don’t have

Any money but don’t worry you’ll get used to it I have a plan I want to take revenge on the rich and destroy their cameras because they have everything because they are rich it’s not fair boy well what are these sounds looks like something is going on wow

It’s Mikey and his friends trying to escape from here if they kill them then I can escape from here what are they doing oh no looks like they’re following me Mason I will take revenge on you for being rich and everything is better for you than for us although you just gave

Them money Mikey what a fool you are it’s your own fault for being here and you throw everything at me I really didn’t think you were that stupid oh no it’s Titan spikeman we need to run away from here or he will catch us run faster

Hooray here is a hole now I can get out of here how good that you had pickaxes [Applause] Mikey we ate very tasty I think that now it’s worth going for a walk I think we will find a lot of interesting things I really like our city our city is really very beautiful I like to walk in it h myen look there is a girl crying I think

She needs help Let’s Help hey girl what happened to you let us help you I lost my child we went to the store and there he disappeared somewhere please help me find him I definitely can’t do it myself I feel very sorry for him okay we’ll

Help you find him we’ll go look at the video from the security cameras in the store I think they recorded something we’ll definitely find him just don’t worry Mikey we now have a very important task we must find him I hope that the camera recorded a video and we will be

Allowed to watch it my zen here is the store it seems to me that the camera recorded the video for sure I don’t understand at all how she could lose it and why didn’t she go to the police I don’t know Mikey I hope that the security will let us watch the

Video hello security guard we need to watch the video from the surveillance video camera because the child is missing and we want to find him okay I will show you this video I hope that it will help you and you can find him I recently video him he was in a blue

T-shirt with his mother Mikey here he is first he went to the store I wonder which way he will go he comes out Mikey I hope you can see where he is going H it looks like he wants to go to the right I understand everything you can

See where he went Mikey now we can look for him I’m sure where he went thank you guard I hope we find him let’s go faster myen I hope he didn’t go too far you need to ask some of the people maybe they saw him we will definitely find him

My in I hope that people saw him just imagine how happy she will be when we bring him I don’t understand why he ran away H hey hello bum did you see where the boy in the blue suit went very important to know this we will give you

Money I hope that now you will say h yes I saw him he went in that direction I don’t know anything else get away from me Mikey lets go there faster I don’t understand why he left so far from his mother I hope he’s alive myen we are already outside the

City I don’t understand why he came here myen look there is a hole it seems to me that he climbed in there I also think that he is there it’s a very strange hole Mikey climb up there and see what’s there I hope you don’t get stuck well what is there Mikey getting

Quickly Mason please help me there is something terrible and it drags me there I’m very scared I hope that you will pull me out Mikey I’ll get you out of there I’m sorry I told you to go there I hope you’re okay I’ll manage Mikey be patient myen it’s good that you pulled

Me out of there there was a living toilet you need to call the police here to deal with him he’s really scary and here are the police I hope that you didn’t think Mikey otherwise it will be very embarrassing hey cops please help us there is some kind of

Monster living in the cave and he almost grabbed me I managed to get out there I hope that you killed him I don’t want someone to climb in there and he ate him and here is this place please get in there and deal with it just be careful

Because it almost caught my friend okay we will kill this monster so you don’t have to worry come on quickly I wonder what’s in there Mikey you said that they are very scary I think they will not cope it is very weak we will never climb

There again sort it out yourself I hope you will defeated I thought that at least the police would help us but they turned out to be cowards myen needs someone brave enough to climb there we can’t just leave an open dangerous cave and suddenly another child enters there so let’s go look you

Can ask the homeless to climb Mikey I think they will not agree hey hello bums I have something to do with you you need to crawl into the cave and see who is there and kill him I think you can handle it do you agree no

We will only do this for money if you give it to us then let’s go okay agreed now we’ll go I hope it’s not dangerous there I still want to live don’t worry everything will be fine and here is the cave just be careful it seems to me that it can still

Be dangerous there I hope that you can handle it quickly Mikey I think we’re doing all this in vain it’s too dangerous I should not have told them it seems to me that they can’t cope why did you invite us here there is some strange creature there and it

Almost dragged my friend there let’s hurry from here we won’t come here Mikey and they also ran away I don’t know what to do now my zen let’s blow up this stupid cave it seems to me that then it will not be so scary and we will see what is

There I hope that he does not eat us well what’s Mikey oh no this stupid toilet is here run away Mikey he is very strong you can’t defeat him go away Mikey I’ll come for you hey boy go to the city to your mother I hope that now

You will not get lost run and do not rest and now I need to save Mikey I hope that you will really get there on your own I don’t understand where this toy came from here and why he took Mikey away I hope everything is fine with

Him it seems that I won’t have time to save Mikey and he will throw him off the bridge I came up with I will put this trampoline and Mikey will land on him and be able to survive Mikey don’t worry I will save you stupid toilet for this I

Have to take revenge on him he will soon throw it you need to have time to put the trampoline Mikey I hope you fall on the trampoline cheers my zen you saved me you came just in time now we need to kill this stupid toilet there is a trap

Here I hope he doesn’t understand us well then we need to wait for him to jump off and take him to a trap hope she can hold him until the police arrive hope he doesn’t catch up with us let’s run Mikey haha he’s slow so she won’t

Catch up with us I hope that while we run I won’t get tired I don’t want him to grab me we have already arrived there is a hole from which he will definitely not be able to get out I hope he falls into it jump fast Master m in it’s good that

We managed to jump over a little more and he would have caught up with us you need to call a helicopter that will kill him I hope there are no more such crazy toilets in the city I don’t want this to break into my house I hope that the

Helicopter will arrive quickly I don’t want to sit with it for a long time H myen and here is the helicopter soon they will take it away from here I hope that it will not do anything to them thank you guys so much for being able to

Catch him you made our job very easy you will be rewarded for this I will take him to the lab laboratory I hope he doesn’t run away from the laboratory and we don’t come to catch him again I wonder what they will reward us with

Will they give us money or house maybe a new car I don’t know myen it seems to me that he just said it so that we would not be offended and no one would reward us if so it would be a shame Mikey they took him away now our city is safe and

We can go home it’s a Pity that it’s already dark Mikey we had a good walk tomorrow we’ll still walk until Mikey I hope that there will be no more such toilets in our city how tired I am I think I’ll fall asleep instantly I hope that tomorrow the

Weather will be good and we can go for a walk [Laughter] [Laughter] again H