Shrek’s Criminal Family in Minecraft – Parody Story

Everyone stand still and don’t move it’s the police and now we will arrest you for robbing you m I broke my leg and I can’t walk please help me I don’t want to go to jail now you and I are going to rob a very rich man so stay focused if

We succeed we will become very rich it’s time to begin so stay focused you need to be very quiet don’t worry Dad we will succeed he has a very huge house too bad we can’t steal it it would be cool Mason it’s closed here this is very bad I need

To come up with something else I hope the second door is open it’s closed here too this is very bad I need to figure out how to get into the house I really don’t know what we should do now all doors are closed I found one way I can

Get inside and open the doors for you I hope he doesn’t wake up I can do it son you are really great thanks to you we can go inside none of us would have gotten through there only you could son hurry up he could wake up any second so

You need to take everything and leave here here I hope he doesn’t wake up and we don’t have to run away from here we need to split up and go to the top we need to find a safe all the money is in it hooray we found the safe this is very

Cool we need to pick him up and leave here before he wakes up I’m also very glad that we succeeded now we are very rich and can buy whatever we want I hope all his money is there he has a lot of them I hope you stole something else for

Yourself because there is a lot of stuff there it’s really heavy I think there is a lot of money there cake and computer really cool now we have everything we wanted M everyone stand still and don’t move it’s the police and now we will arrest you for robbing you and return his

Things to their place please don’t arrest us we just really needed money so we decided to Rob him this won’t happen again please let us go we’re really ashamed no we will never let you go the perpetrators must be punished so you will be in jail finally caught you

Please no need we really needed money there is very little work in our city so we decided to break the law we will still get out of there and steal everything that is in this house and you will never catch us I thank you for refusing to let us go haha this is

Really very funny I haven’t laughed so much in a long time you won’t be able to escape from there you’re wrong to think so we will succeed your prison is very weak and anyone can get out of it everything has already changed and now there is a lot of security especially so

That no one runs away even a lot of Security will not help you we’ll come up with something and you won’t know about it Amon I really didn’t think it would turn out like this I’m really sorry there was no need to Rob him now we are

Here don’t worry we’ll Escape From Here somehow and they won’t know about it I’ll think of something you just need a little time I don’t want our son to be left without parents and we will come to him and we will protect him here’s your

Camera now you will sit here for a very long time so so laugh it off you won’t get out good luck get out of here stupid cop we will take revenge on you for everything do you understand me and when will we be fed we were very hungry while

Driving here so it’s time to feed us what it is it’s hard to even call it food I hope that you will be fed the same way at home I think it’s time to go to bed and it’s too late and we need to sleep I hope that we will be released

From here soon and we can go home Mason we need to get out of here I don’t want to be here I do not like the food here is very bad I want to go home I want to go home too but today there is no need to run Away I hear something son I am glad to see you me too dad wake up Mom I came to help you get out of here we need to come up with something thank you very much for coming to us we are very glad to see you we will make swords from wood and

Finally get out of here no one will stop us thanks lot and now get out of here run faster son I hope they don’t catch up with him I’m worried about him don’t worry everything will be fine with him he can handle it and now you need to

Make weapons and run away from here you need to quickly make a sword and make a trap for the guard it seems to me that they are already coming towards us I’m very worried too we need to take his weapon then it will be much easier I’m

Very worried too we need to take his weapon hooray Mason you did it I’m very happy and now you need to get away from here take his gun now you can leave here I hope I don’t have to kill anyone I don’t want to do this need to hurry up and

Then you will need to find your son he’s great oh no the passage is closed this is very bad but there’s more at the top so we can get out Amon the second one is also closing now there are no exits I really don’t know what we should do now

Oh no the passage is closed this is very bad but there’s more at the top so we can get out I hope they open them soon so we can get out hey you come here I know one way let me out and I’ll show

You where he is and you can get out of here this is a good idea I hope that you are not deceiving us and we can get out of here let’s go quickly it’s time to leave here before they come this lever is suitable for opening the door now you

Are free need to hurry after all they can spoil all our plans don’t worry everything will be fine and we will get out of here soon and let’s go home and no one will stop us thanks a lot we definitely wouldn’t have made it out without you good thing you made a secret

Passage we need to get back to our son very quickly he’s the only one left with us so we’re in a hurry W Mason you are really great it’s good that you were able to take the automatic rifle from him he helped us a lot here’s

The thread to go further you need to break it I don’t know what will happen if I touch her but I think there will be anxiety and we also need to kill the guard at the entrance so that he doesn’t chase us I hope you can handle this of

Course I can handle it it couldn’t be easier don’t worry I have a very cool machine gun and he can kill anyone I hope our son got away from the policeman who was following him he is here so it will be very easy now there’s no one

Else here so you need to get away from here no one will bother us anymore thank you for helping me get out of here I’m glad I’m free now I hope I don’t catch you and I’ll leave here and we will go look for our son good luck I hope that

They won’t find you either and you will live a normal life good thing there are cars here so we can get there quickly Mason good thing we did it when the doors closed I thought that we would never get out it was scary I thought so

Too but everything worked out and now we urgently need to go look for our son it seems to me that he went to our [Laughter] base look and here he is and he’s hiding from the policeman good thing they didn’t get to him hey stupid cop get

Away from my son it’s good that you didn’t have time to get to him we’re really on time I’m very glad that you were able to get out you saved me too now we are safe need to go home I’m glad everything is fine with you now they

Will never wash us they don’t know where our base is and that’s cool we met a man who showed us a secret exit and we got out oh no the helicopter is flying they finally found us I really don’t understand how we urgently need to go get the rocket launcher to shoot him

Down I hope I don’t miss well if anything I have two of them so there are two chances I don’t understand why they just can’t get behind us well if anything I have two of them so there are two chances I don’t understand why they just can’t get behind us stupid cops I

Need to go up to the roof for a better View and I definitely hit it exactly I forgot there are not two cartridges here but a lot so I’ll definitely be able to shoot him down they must not take over our base still it was necessary to climb

To the roof this review is not very good Mason I really don’t know what to do I’m really scared let’s go to the roof quickly you need to shoot him down don’t worry everything will be fine let’s go to the roof I’m tired of him flying here

Oh no he starts firing at us I am very angry I really don’t understand how they found us we didn’t tell anyone that this was our base exactly we left the car at the entrance and from it they realized that we were here how could I let this

Happen I’m really stupid everything is on fire here stupid cops Mason shoot at the helicopter already I’m tired of him we’ve arrived here yet they need to be distracted so that I can kill them I hope he just loses you and goes the other way I hope everything works out

For her I am very worried about you hey look there’s a girl there need to catch her go get her and I will stand here and control the entrance and I thought that she would be able to distract both of them then we could get out of here and

Run to safety foray she ran away from him she did it I am very happy all that’s left is to drive away one policeman get in quickly I’m glad it worked out for you only one left I also need to distract him somehow you run

Fast so you can do it he still controls the entrance but he is alone so he won’t succeed I’m already tired of going here and there we need to drive him away Mason I’m watching and we’ll distract him from the main entrance and you can

Get out and then I will catch up with you fine stop don’t jump it’s very high here wait don’t no are you okay Meen I broke my leg and I can’t walk please help me I don’t want to go to jail hurry up I’m in pain Dad we have no choice

Anymore All That Remains is to give up so that Ron can help his mother I’m sorry I also wish I don’t want to go to jail it’s really bad there I hope that we will still be able to persuade him to let us go they went to her I hope he can

Help her I don’t want anything to happen to her looks like he’s helping her this is is great we really have no choice and here you are I’ll help her but I still have to put you in prison I cannot do anything so right thank you very much

For helping it’s a shame you can’t do anything I told you we just need money I hope you try to do something Mason we will have to go to jail these are the rules I don’t want to run anywhere anymore a few moments later Mason I’m very glad that you threw a bachelor

Party I love it’s really fun I think this should be done more often because it’s cool Mikey I really like it too I haven’t had this much fun in a long time I’m Glad You Came can you hear that it looks like the neighbors are playing

Music too I wonder what’s going on there so you need to go and find out I think they are having a party too if so that’s cool Mason they really play cool music I need to find out what’s going on there I’m really interested hey look they are

In the window Mikey I’m also interested in what they do hey they swept us away and they run away you need to catch up with them and ask what’s going on I really don’t understand why they run away Mason seems to me that they went to the top floor I think it’s worth

Checking out there and finding out what’s going on here yes let’s go there I really want to know why they are acting so strange girls where did you go looks like they’re not here this is bad that means you need to look elsewhere I hope we can find them Mason and now we

Need to go to the floor below I think they are definitely there because they have nowhere else to go just go there I’m sure they’re hiding there so we’ll definitely find them I’m sure they’re hid in there so we’ll definitely find them and yet we find out what they are

Hiding from us we came look there’s some kind of portal here he’s really weird I think we need to go in there it will be very cool looks like they’re coming this way let’s go get them I hope I’ll be fine Mason nothing strange happened now let’s go explore this place I’m

Interested in what will happen next let’s go look for them Mikey I really don’t understand where we ended up hey look there’s a girl there but it’s not them so let’s keep looking looking I hope that we will be able to find them and that we are not wasting our time

Girls are here again I really don’t understand where they could go there are girls everywhere here I really don’t understand anything I need to leave here urgently this is a strange portal hey you what are you doing in this world you can’t be here get out of here now and

Don’t come again or you will be I really didn’t think it would turn out this way Mikey that was very strange but I think we need to find a dis SKU then they definitely won’t notice us Mason you really are a genius so we can find those

Girls and find out what is happening in that world I hope they don’t recognize us Mikey don’t worry they definitely won’t be able to reveal us we will look like girls so they won’t even have suspicions and we can find out whatever we want wooo Mikey I hope we don’t have to look

For them for long it seems to me that this world is big and they can be anywhere Mason I think we should go the other way and look for them there I’m sure they’re in that direction so let’s go quickly hi policeman went we need to

Hurry otherwise we might be late we are very lucky Mikey she didn’t understand that we weren’t real girls and it’s very cool I hope we can find them quickly I don’t want to walk for a long time Mason we’ve already come a long way they must be nearby somewhere hey look and here

They are we finally found them I’m really happy Mikey needs to come up to them and meet them I think they will agree hi girls we really want to meet you and be friends we’re just bored alone let’s get acquainted we’re glad we’re friends now now we will all have

Fun together and that makes it even better and more fun thank you very much for agreeing to meet us we are really happy it will be much more fun with you after all you are our only friends I hope that later we will have many friends it was really fun jumping on the

Trampoline and now I think we need to go for a walk around the city I want to get to know him better let’s go for a a walk we will show you the city and tell you where everything is this is a really cool City you will definitely like it

Thank you very much this way we can explore the city much faster and we will walk in it every day look and here’s the store let’s take a lot of different things into account I think you can definitely buy something for yourself wow there are really a lot of things

Here thank you very much for bringing us here but we don’t need clothes after all we already have a lot of it I think we just need to walk around the city and study it and I think that only then you can buy things for now they can wait I

Think this is what needs to be done let’s go for a walk first hey look this is a gym I think we need to go there it’s cool there gym you are somehow strange you think just like boys stay here and don’t go anywhere we’ll be back

Soon Mikey it seems to me that we will soon have big problems I really don’t understand where they went what’s happening do you suspect us of being boys we are not boys we won’t lie to you we just love working out out in the gym that’s all what are you doing I’m

Sniffing you because you have a strange smell and I can say that they are boys and we need to catch them now you won’t be able to escape there are tons of them here and everyone is chasing us you need to hide from them and periodically into our clothes Amon this building is

Perfect for hiding here I hope they just kick us out and that’s it I don’t want to come into this world anymore and now we need to get out of here Mikey needs to somehow get out of this world so that they don’t get swept away and here you

Are now you definitely won’t run away we need to kick you out of this world and to the girls too for walking with them they have nothing to do with it at all they didn’t even know we were pretending and just walked with us I really don’t

Understand why you’re kicking us out of here let’s go upstairs I don’t want to stand near this port anymore otherwise I’ll accidentally end up there again it seems to me that now we don’t need to be friends I think we should come along and have fun together I think it will be fun

Now you can’t go there either and it will be fun together thank you very much we are very glad that you invited us we are very sorry for how we behaved we will never do this again it’s really fun here we are very glad that you like it

You can be here as long as you want let’s have fun hey look here comes oin now we can take revenge on them for the fact that they penetrated our world I think we need to blow it up I told you it would

Be cool so I think we can have fun for a long time it wasn’t so much fun with two people and now it’s very cool you need to sneak up so that they definitely take it away and don’t run away hey these are Bandits and your home will no longer

Exist hey who are you what are you doing oh no our house why did you do this oh no our house is no more this is very bad Mason it seems to me that these Bandits were wearing pink I really don’t understand why Mikey because I think it

Was the girls from the portal and we need to take revenge on them for what they did and here is the portal I’m sure we’ll be able to find them and Avenge the house I’m really angry hey look there are masks now everything is definitely clear I think I

Know who did this let’s go look for them need to hurry up and then suddenly they go far away and then I don’t want to look for them all over the world hey are you here again I told you they won’t appear here again don’t you understand

Well Qui get away from here thank you and now we need to go and Destroy them I really don’t understand why they destroyed our house I hope we can find their home I want to take revenge on them hooray and here is their house hey

What do you need why did you come here we have come to take revenge on you after all we destroyed our house and I really don’t understand why it was just a terrible thing excuse us please we were just very jealous that you were friends with the boys and we weren’t

That’s why we got angry we apologized fine you can be friends with us hey Mikey what are you doing why did you throw dynamite oh no the house exploded oh no I accidentally threw it I really didn’t want this I’m really sorry for Mason looks like we’re going to have

Problems now I want you all to leave here now you have started communicating with them now you can’t come here either or you will be punished forgive us please we really didn’t want to do this it happened by accident we really are not lying to you it’s a Pity that she

Drove us away it actually happened by accident now we need to find something to do it’s really boring I think we should have a party because there really are a lot of us I think it will be very cool and fun wo Mason it’s good that we had a disco

It’s really really cool here it wasn’t so much fun with two people and now there are many of us I really like it too Mikey really fun H it looks like someone is coming towards us we found found out that in this world there is a

Party with a boy and we also wanted to join it’s very cool here I’ve never seen boys please forgive me for driving you away I also really want to join you you have a lot of fun here now I’m a police join us this is a party for everyone so

We won’t drive anyone away we’re not even offended by you Mikey I really really like this really fun I don’t understand why I fell asleep on the sofa not on the bed probably just very tired what happened happened everything is scattered hey mik wake up where are all the girls where did they

Go and why such a mess Mason what are you talking about there were no girls here yesterday we were the only ones and had a lot of fun I remember everything Mikey let’s go I’ll show you everything and you will definitely believe me we were at the neighbor’s house yesterday

And there was a portal in it into a world where only girls can be but we still made it there I really don’t understand what you’re talking about and what why we’re going into someone else’s house but it sounds very interesting Mikey and now we need to go into it went

Mason if there are only girls here that’s very cool but where should we go now I don’t know this place oh no I hope we don’t get lost oh no it’s a policewoman need to get away from here otherwise she might catch us and beat us

With batons but I don’t want that let’s run faster need to hide a few moments later hello everyone I’m a little Mason and I live in my cave since I don’t have parents and at home this is my cave here I have one room and everything is in it what a bad life

Changing here is such a complicated life for me there is no normal housing one bed is in a cave which will soon crumble and then I will sleep on the bare stones in the meantime I’ll enjoy my bed even if it’s not Normal good morning it looks like I woke up too early but I’m going for a walk what’s that sound outside oh my my God someone like that I hope not Bandits and they won’t destroy my house hey look there’s a child hey wait we want to talk

To you we won’t do you any harm tell me why you’re here and alone and I just live here alone I have no parents only this one cave then come with us soon TV man and I have been wanting to have a baby for a long time now you will be

Like a son to us you will like it wow I’m so glad that you decided to take me with you finally I will not live in this cold and smelly cave I am very glad hey come here this is our house it’s cool and I think there’s enough room for you

To play your bedroom is upstairs this is very cool I will have a nice bed of my own so also your house is so big and you can walk everywhere here I’m so glad you took me to your place because it was so cold in that cave and I didn’t like it

At all wow now I have my own cool bed thank you I’m very grateful to you thanks to you I will now be able to live an ordinary life like all children I’ll be sleeping good night wow what good water is here so warm I really like living with these

People mom and dad are the best I wouldn’t want to leave them hey son come to me I have to show you something I’ll teach you our family business and since you’re like a son to me I’ll teach you too H I wonder what this business is and

What will he teach me I also shoot like you well o son came hey son our enemies are the scabi toilets you have to learn how to shoot an arrow well good I’m going to take arrows now and we easily hit these toilets they will not hide

From me and everyone will be afraid of me and no one will touch you it’s very easy I get into skibidi toilets all the times Well Done son you are very good at archery I am sure that if you are attacked by skibidi toilets they will regret that they attacked you don’t have

To worry about me anymore how I would like to meet these toilets and shoot arrows at them just don’t tell Mom about it she’ll be angry there are two skibbidy toilets where we’re going you’ll kill them with a Bow Wow I’ll see them live and kill them so that’s what

They look like but they can say goodbye to each other because now I’m going to kill them they probably regret that they even met me here because this is their last moment in their lives I’m going to hit it wow I hit it hey you get out of

Here hey son you’re a good shot and you even hit this one toilet I’m proud of you they’ll all be afraid of you thank you Dad I’m glad that you’re proud of me and now I suggest we go from here before too many of them come even mom will

Worry she said that we would return home as soon as possible I brought you here to see your father and how he fights with his friends against these scabi toilets cheer for him it’s probably so cool to fight against these smelly toilets there’s a speaker man and even a

Cameraman there with Dad they’re probably all friends and they have been fighting for a very long time against these scabi toilets I would also very much like to enter this field together oh son you came to see how I’m going to fight with these toilets I’m glad you’re

Interested I and my friends will defeat them I believe in you Dad and I hope that you will defeat them all together with your friends my dad and his friends have to win this battle because they are much stronger than these toilets they probably don’t even know how to think

Unlike us and therefore they can be easily defeated I will also enter this Arena hey waiter please give us hamburgers we want to eat well we need three pieces please well son are you glad that we are your parents yes I am very glad that you are my family before

That I just lived in a cave without my parents I was so lonely but now I have you and I am very glad to you you are the best and kindest for me probably many would envy me several months later m good morning everyone I’ve grown so

Much already and I became old enough I’m very glad that I was brought up by such parents I’m grateful to them for their help what a wonderful life uh hi Mom and Dad I’m already awake oh Mom I see you’ve already made food yes son everything is for you and Dad you should

Always be well fed so that you have the strength suddenly these toilets will come oh thank you Mom you always get very delicious cakes I would have eaten it all myself because it’s very tasty oh someone came to us we need to go and check who it is look dad who’s there

Hello friend let’s go to our training soon we agreed that we would become cooler and stronger let’s go soon oh of course I’m going with you now hey son you can come with us too just eat everything before you go out you can’t eat badly well I’ll be able to eat

Everything here they won’t even have time to start training as I’ll already eat everything because it’s Mom’s cake and she cooks the most delicious cakes and all her food is the best well finally now I can train with my father and his friends I will kill all the

Toilet scabi oh hi Mom oh hi son today will stay and watch your father’s training you are late and they have already started so sit down today well today I’ll just watch you hey let’s beat them you are the strongest cameraman speaker man and TV man are the best and

Skibbidy toilets are the worst hey hi I see you’re also rooting for my father and his friends and you’re against these toilets listen wouldn’t you like to practice with me I know one good place cool idea my name is Mikey and as far as I know Mason it’s very cool that we’ll

Get to know each other your father is TV man cool let’s go faster so we came to my house I live with my parents you already know them I really like this house it’s very big and there are a lot of interesting things in it and my mom

Makes the best food and you and I will go behind my house and we will train in the yard it’s straight a suitable Place wow Mason I like your house your parents probably did it for a very long time so also a separate place for training

You’re right my parents made it for a long time take a bow from the chest and let’s train here we’ll shoot at portraits with scabi toilets from it they are our most sworn enemies they are very cruel but they will not compare with my father’s strength and with you

And me we will become much stronger than them and let’s fight well let’s train until the night we want to become cool like my father and beat these toilets ourselves we will become the best and here’s McDonald’s I’m so hungry I’ll need to buy hamburgers I’ll probably pay for both Burgers no I’ll

Pay for both burgers you’re my friend the best friend and I have to help you and do good deeds we have two burgers oh thank you very much Mikey you really are my best friend I am so I met you now I have a lot of fun I need to eat well

Because tomorrow we have competitions the real ones it will be cool it’s finally going to happen this day has come and I’m at the competition hey son I’m so glad that you’re going to fight with your father against gabii toilets be careful please okay Mom I will be careful and I will

Easily defeat them we have two newcomers with us today this is my son Mason and his friend Mikey everyone take your positions we will definitely beat them dad Mikey and I have been practicing archery for a long time and we are very good at it so Victory will be ours I

Promise you all let’s destroy these skidy toilets we are stronger than them and should easily defeat them shoot them maen we have to defeat them shoot more precisely and get into their heads they are too stupid and will not be able to dodge the blows quickly we will defeat

You all come on shoot more accurately we have to win these competitions we will become champions of the tournament they already have little strength left soon they won’t be able to dodge the blows a few moments later this is the last toilet goodbye smelly great we did it

And your son is well done TV man and his friend Mikey is also well done now we are the winners of the tournament this is my son and he has learned everything so much I’m very happy for you you will walk with your friend with us hey look

My son won this competition I’m so happy for you my beloved Son thank you all without your support I would not have been able to cope with them I am glad that I am together with all of you