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E N Oh E N 1 2 3 4 welcome welcome come on everyone it’s a carnival party and we’re going to have some fun step up and try your luck out you could win a prize friends to spend your time with and Dan the Man himself of course he’s always family friendly

You don’t have to fret he’s the hokiest joest cowboy on the Internet welcome welcome come on take a peek join the party where the dad jokes aren’t unique laugh crying whenever he’s online he’s the funniest derpiest corniest funniest cat Cowboy around Wild West yea hey howy hey everybody welcome Hey kid just beat you monkey be you’re watching on YouTube there’s a slighter delay a slighter delay a more slight delay there’s a there’s a little more delay um oh man my my camera messed up hold on hold on my camera messed up wait

Wait just a darn moment here I’m not going to be using the camera a lot today actually have it off for in most of the scenes but someone just signed up to be a car markc thank you so Much 16 months I appreciate you my friend thank you very much I watching he cheers people when they they C gift subs and things I can also do that kids can also do that game’s louder than I am someone just signed up to be a Carney come on it’s Carival kids thank you for the resub also y’all are the best um is that the is that the live link yeah guys I’m on YouTube also if you wouldn’t mind just doing the lurky lurky um I sure sure would appreciate it um we are uh we are trying to get our

Hours watch hours up on the YouTube lots of villagers and zombies yeah lots of villagers and zombies I turned it down is that enough um so I mean I’m just going to be perfectly honest I want to get the um I want to get emotes I don’t care if I can

Make ad money on YouTube doesn’t make a difference to me I want emotes on YouTube so we can do more stuff over there um so we’re actually up from 80 hours uh before uh I started mentioning this to 134 so if you can just go to my YouTube

Page and just play some videos in the background mute the tab whatever you got to do um Mark love your face um I just I just need to get this to 3,000 I have enough subscribers I have more than enough video uploads um and uh and that’s fine I just

Need to get 3,000 watch hours um so you know don’t play more than one video at a time I I doubt that’ll count um but that would be that and yeah I do have my camera off for this scene um it’ll be off most of today uh please don’t hate

Me um all right let’s talk about what we’re doing today so I I started doing this on um kuya’s server on family craft yeah the 3K hours it’s it’s hard it’s just there’s there’s a lot there um all right so let’s talk about what

We’re going to do so here we are you can you can tell we’re doing villagers um sebie has done a ton of work out here um and let’s take a look at what it is you know what we’re just going to go into free cam so if you’re not familiar with

This this is my uh starter V I just I just air quoted you couldn’t see it this is my starter Village um trading Hall um I like that it’s a starter Village trading Hall oh look he put lamps out those look nice those are new uh but

Yeah sebbi added a a bigger wall around here uh got rid of the glass up above I think may have been a mistake because technically they could still get struck by lightning um oh I have that data pack on hang on I’m going to take that off

That’s not a data pack it’s a resource pack I have that resource pack on for farming because I’ve been doing a bunch of farming on family Craft um there are lightning rods around it well that seems like a smarter smarter plan oh yeah lightning rods okay cool

Cool cool cool look at that uh this is my terrible terrible blue flower farm cuz I needed a blue flower farm it looks like uh he made a different one I don’t know what flowers this one does uh but also we used to have over here a giant a

Couple of manual Farms is it over here yeah it was over there um and sebbi actually moved them went through the trouble of moving them over here so we’ve got all these Automatic Farms now I mean the other ones were automatic as well um but now they feed right up into

The storage here so we got melons on this side and pumpkins on this side so we can do um um there are four there are four lightning rods um so you get pumpkins and melons in here and I think that is super super cool now one of the things

That I want to do and I I don’t even know saie may have done some of this already is um on family craft let’s let’s actually hop over there real quick and I I’ll show you what I’ve been working on over here um hang on trigger home so here on family craft

Everybody’s building these ridiculously amazing looking builds that one is uh SAS if you’re familiar with Sasquatch uh this is King Winston over here this is kuya’s house and iron farm this is this is an iron farm it just looks really pretty um I’m really stuttery today um

I’m I’m very framy why am I very framy today um and then over here is yeah King Winston I think um Shadow Wolf that must be Shadow Wolf Shadow Wolf was starting one um I think that’s it but uh I we we started with this this small villager area down here that I

Believe hey J uh I believe King Winston worked on this one um and it’s got a pumpkin farm underneath um which was this size I actually doubled it we’re really early in the okay uh we’re really early in the server still so um things are things are still hard to come by

Um but I uh I doubled that working on my mod enjoy your mod uh it is a lot of hours um I tried I tried I accept your try um but yeah so I decided I would build this house uh this is my house how do you like it it’s not very

Big I know I looked at the I still look at the camera when I talk to you I just want you all know that um but um over here and over here there are secrets so if you come down oh I missed hold on hold on wait a second wait a

Second wait till I land if you come over here you got to close the door otherwise it’s not very much of a secret um you end up down here I got some some skull sensors down here just for funsies um there’s nothing there’s no no shriekers there was one

Shrier took me two hours to get rid of it because I had to dig over and I would dig dig dig and then and then I’d hear the shriek and i’ dig dig dig and I’d hear the second shriek and then I’d have to stop and slowly back away and set a

Timer for 20 minutes so that it would reset the uh the shrier count because you can you can set off a shrier three times um and once you set it off the the third sorry yeah once you set it off three times then a warden comes but if

You set it off just two times no Gordon will come so I had to dig over to it um and uh and and and remove it very slowly so I could dig out the right corner but anyway so we’ve got well it’s basically just a a a a Subway tunnel um and in

Here I’ve got a subway car it’s got some Wheels it’s got um it’s got It’s got axles um those probably shouldn’t touch the ground I should have made those upper half slabs whatever um it has um it has villagers inside it it has luggage racks above it um you can

Actually see how it sort of disappears into the distance with some black concrete um uh there’s um Emerald City uh that’ll go away eventually but one of the things that I’m trying to do here and this double door back here is supposed to only be a single door but I’ve been

Using boats so I widened it um that will eventually be just a a it’ll be what what it used to be is just this black concrete and then there was a wall here and you would go around either side of the wall uh hey Mr Taco and you’d go through

Here so like you’d come over and you do this but um we’re not doing that right now because boats um so anyway I got the the breeder in here and a terrible terrible Iron Golem Farm um um just cuz cuz I hate the iron

Golems and what I do is I come in here I drop down three or four lect turns and I wait for everybody to come over and I look and see what they are now the thing is about villagers um why don’t use grindstones upside down for the wheels it is um it

Is really really early in This Server this server’s only been up for two and a half weeks um so we don’t I don’t have a lot of that stuff yet so what I’ve been doing is on family craft these are my my train cars car number one car number two car number three

Um and I have farmers and armors and toolsmiths first and then I have my Universal section my boots my tools my helmets my armor my bows my crossbows my swords my Trident and some weapon Smiths at the end and room for eight more villagers if we need it um but what I’m

Doing is I’m trying to find the perfect five Emerald trades because if you can find a villager that will sell you something at max level for just five emeralds then we we don’t have to cure them we don’t have to deal with their prices going up uh if their natural

Price is five emeralds then uh everything will be great they are getting nerfed kid and that’s why I’m trying on monkey mines to replace all of our villagers with under 15 Emerald trades under 10 would be perfect so this here counts so like I

Have a 10 right here if this one was a nine I’d have another close right but it’s a 10 um if it was if if I found efficiency five for five it would be another perfect trade right um it’s basically just keeping track of what’s

Going on um if I’m going to add no I’m not on this one on RS nope wrong way on RS sebie has um the fishing rod as well as um the lect turn the Bane of Arthropods um so it’s going to be 3345 which is fine

Um that’s going to mess up my math though so let’s see if that was a five and that was a 10 nope that was a nine all right we’re okay um but this should probably be 35 one of these one of these here should be 35 no it’s counting up okay good I

Didn’t I’m not doing any subtraction um so I wanted to go around and look at our villagers on monkey mines and see when you trade too much yes um but we I figure we can we can always just uh you know they they go back down again after

Like half an hour or an hour or something so it’s not the end of the world um but yeah it it it is annoying but if I can get low priced villagers total in the uh in the world then we will be good to go theoretically

Right we won’t have to worry about these again unless something happens to the map so um what I want to do is I’m going to go here and I’m going to look at so I have a silk touch trade for eight so according to my book a silk touch trade

For eight is close that one’s great um added so much pumpkin traders that I just ignore the ones that are raiseed prices no they should all be that back down to Norm it should all be back down to normal this this tab here so this is

My my big book of streaming stuff this is the thing that I use for everything it’s got It’s got my database in it it’s got uh that thing I don’t know what that is uh it’s got extra life stuff it’s got my nether calculator it has my hosting

Costs it has my Magic Kingdom stuff has video references for the the the um the faux proo video I took at Magic Kingdom it’s got notes for Magic Kingdom stuff about Main Street this is my storage room uh how that’s worked out uh this is some stuff on on JJ db210 server

Uh Game Day plans um this is this is my my tentative schedule by the way um which you can see a little bit better if I push this button that’s a much better schedule um and then some villager stuff it’s just it’s all I’ve been using this for so

Long um Joshy it doesn’t really matter but the uh the playlist with the Magic Kingdom 360 videos has no audio so you won’t even have to mute it so I was just recommending that one it’s a it’s a good one um okay hey question for anyone especially

Kid if you’re still listening is there a way to restream to Twitch YouTube and Facebook at the same time regardless of bots we’re not caring about that right now um this is this is an extra life Boston question I know restream can do one service can it

Do Facebook A and B can it do all three at the same time um I don’t I don’t know the answer to this so that’s why we’re asking OBS plugin can do any yeah okay um now that’s going to use more bandwidth on the I I wrote band witch

Um um that do three times as much bandwidth on the the streamer machine right sorry now I’m I’m typing you don’t even have a FaceCam and I’m typing and you’re looking at an Excel document we could at least look at villagers I suppose Um all right Vin I like villagers I I kind of hate them um but I I’ve decided that what we’re going to do is going to be worth it so I’m basically going through like fortune 3 here right Fortune 3 that’s 32 that’s um

That’s what I like to call a lot um so fortune 3 is 32 so that one’s going to be red that one’s not even I mean it does count in the count but it shouldn’t I’m not going to make it not count in the count because that’s too much work

Um but yeah I got cat here in my mouth um I’m still sick so I apologize you know what it doesn’t really matter I’m going to put the camera on anyway it feels weird not having the camera on I don’t I don’t know what to do with myself without the camera on

I am coughing less but every time I do it makes Lily jump sorry sorry kid um so that’s good um have I tried not being sick you know that’s something I haven’t thought of I don’t know why I should I actually should have thought about that I didn’t I didn’t come up

With that one um okay so I’m just going to go through real quick and Mark all these down so this is dep Strider 3 uh it’s apparently it’s been cured by me but it’s actually 32 emeralds um so 32 um so I want to get them so that their base price is

Um is under 15 it’s 15 or under there are multiple that take 64 for a book yeah so those are the ones we’re going to try to replace so basically I’m going to go through uh I have this open on on on two tabs now um

So I’m going to go through and I’m going to mark down feather falling four is 17 before curing cuz remember only I can see that cured trade um and they reset themselves which is annoying uh Frost Walker for 56 so this is going to be like a long-term project that I have

Before um respiration three is here and that was 31 uh and it’s going to be very slow and it’s going to take some time I’m okay with that I’m going to just going to slowly get rid of them now I don’t have a great way like on on

Uh the on the the the family craft there kuya server you may have seen that I had um I had a a rail cart that brought them to Emerald City and I could just easily get them in the rail card this I can’t do as easily so what I’m going to end up

Doing is I’m going to go in here I’m going to drop some Le turns and I’m going to take uh I’m going to find a a villager that that looks better than one of these and then I’m going to come over here and I’m going to lower them down

Like this raise it back up um and then there’s a zombie back here back here um and he is going to try to eat this guy and then using an axe so I don’t have sweeping Edge I can kill the zombie villager without ruining my reputation

In the village um and then um we will be good from there um cuz there are a couple different ways of losing your reputation so um if you attack a villager your reputation goes down by one if you kill a villager it goes down by two if you attack a baby

Villager it goes down by three if you kill a baby villager it goes down by five if you kill a Village’s Iron Golem it goes down by 10 that’s good to know I didn’t know about that um and then the Max is 30 that you can lose uh to gain

Reputation back you can trade with a villager uh for the last offer slot in their list that will give you plus one um upgrading a villager to appren Apprentice is two to journeyman is three to master SL expert is four or hero of the villag is plus 10 for your

Reputation and I believe you just get it back over time or maybe that’s just cuz I trade with them all the time um so you do eventually get your reputation back but killing a zombie villager nothing nothing nothing about that that’s fine go ahead and kill the zombie villagers

And you’ll be okay so that’s that’s my plan um respiration three I got that one okay all right so when we first got these we’re just like yay um than um aqua affinity is a 12 that one is uh it’s good enough to keep but if I find a

A smaller one I will I’ll I’ll replace it so that’s basically what I’m going to do for the next couple of months um until 1.21 comes out so protection 4 is 27 27 um hold on I want to actually reorder a little bit of this here so just going

To grab you we’re going to bring you over here going to put boots cuz the boots were first uh-huh uhhuh uh-huh and then the helmet was next and then the armor is down there I’m just putting them in order so it’s a little easier

For my my my my little tiny brain to to work its way through here um and then uh technically it’s Universal that’s tools no I’m going to leave those up there cuz those I just know are up there U and then sword Bow crossbow Trident and fishing rod um yeah yeah yeah yeah

Okay so protection fire protection is 31 fire protection is 31 one so lots lots of these are red uh blast protection is 18 even that’s red so anything over 15 turns red on my list um if any of the monkey miners are interested in this I

Can make this I can save this tab as a different workbook and uh actually you know what let’s do that real quick um is there a way to copy to a new spreadsheet open that spreadsheet now what we’re going to do is we’re going to rename that spreadsheet to Mony mines

Villagers um and then we’re going to share it with others we’re going to share it with Wild West oh that is it is me excellent so we’re just going to share it with the world all right if anybody uh anybody wants to to follow along that’s the one I’m

Working in now I’m not working in the big book of streaming anymore uh we’ll duplicate that put this over here bring this over here close that close that cool cool all right so this is the one I’m working in now and it’s just got the

One the one tab in it um because I know saie likes doing some of this stuff too Sabie do not feel obligated to replace any of these villagers if you don’t want to um you don’t have to um this is this is a project that I decided I I wanted

To do on family craft and then as I was as I was doing it on family craft I’m like I really should be doing it on monkey mines hey Kua how you doing friend we’re having a we’re having a nice chill super quiet stream uh I’m

Doing what I was doing on your server on my server uh I’m not giving up on your server don’t worry uh 44 for Thorns um we’re just uh we’re just doing this one next I’m going to go going to go back and forth depending on which server I

Want to work on at the moment uh mending for 32 so Kua I have um I was just I was just showing everybody um no this one H well yeah I’ll show you this too I need 3,000 watch hours if people can go on my my YouTube page and just you know watch

Um whatever uh you can watch the live streams muted I don’t have to do you don’t have to replace any of these villagers you you’ve you’ve done you’ve done a ton um but if you wanted a a a playlist you could watch this playlist

Here of like two or three hours of uh no it’s like two hours of uh of of Silent 360 video uh you could even put it on like 144p it’d be fine um breaking the rules by sending people away no no no no this is this is for numbers

No just keep it muted on there just it’s all um but yeah so K I have um uh the in family craft here these this these are my train cars I got car one two and three right um I’ve been tracking how many I’ve found that are under 15 um and

Uh visiting is rubber ducky o are you hacking um and uh it automatically calculates like so if I find one for 18 that’s too much but I found it and it’s good enough like depth strier I really really really want a depth strier so I took the 21 um but as

I replace them I’m going to find one that’s 15 and then that’s okay and then if I find one that’s nine that’s really close but if I find one that’s five it’s the perfect trade um so what’s exciting about that I don’t know if it’s possible to get all

Of these at five like I don’t know if the max enchant efficiencies uh like the max enchant fives and fours and stuff I can find them for lower um but we’ll see we’re we’re still trying we haven’t given up yet um um I actually had Anvil Li villagers okay where is trading Trading

Main article trading okay so uh I want Librarians Librarians chosen randomly with an equal chance of any enchantment type occurring except for soul speed and Swift sneak uh an equal chance to get any level of the enchantment meaning high level enchantments are as likely as lowlevel enchantments as possible for librarian to same the sell to sell the same book

For more than uh more than once the price and emeralds depending on the enchantment level and treasure status minimum price of a book is given by 2 + three times the enchantment level okay uh the maximum price is 6 plus 13 times the enchantment level possible

Values are 5 to 19 emeralds for level one 8 to 32 for level two 11 to 45 for level three oh so I’m I’m doing this wrong so it’s 17 to 71 for level five okay all right so I’m never going to get those high level ones for less than but

I got these for 14 for protection four right okay so I need a new column in this one uh for minimum all right so minimum so this is we’re going to do a formula here so this is equals um all right so I need to change this back to

One otherwise I’m going to break things oh no I’m I’m actually having I’m having quite a bit of fun over there Mr Mr CA sir Here ladies and gentlemen boys and girls nonbinary folks of all ages just so you know it’s time for the target practice jri and kuya have currently joined this round of target practice Hi friend to you st many types he was so excited armill hasn’t been added yet oh yeah yeah that’s true

Oh I took my webcam out of this scene too I’ve been I debated not using a webcam today but it’s fine I already got the Hat on all right it’s just you two it’s just you Two oh yeah I should put the YouTube link um in the announcements section that’s an excellent point sebie uh what happened you both lost one that was stupid why’d you do that um Dan SL life see if that works yeah thanks eie um I forgot about that I forgot about

That I can promote things Mark you donated some bits earlier and I missed it they have all of the yeah there’s been a lot of content already already in the game I mean but that is what they said they were going to do um before it was

Last year I think it was just last year when they started this new policy they said you know look we’re going to we’re going to not show anything unless it’s something we’re already actively working on and ready to have out in the next few weeks and then they added more stuff

After that um so I’m hoping it’s it’s similar to how they do it this year and then they’re going to keep adding stuff find my two old phones to hook up with YouTube on [Laughter] repeat don’t use all of your data either make sure make sure you’re okay with

Data there uh okay so this one here we’re going to I’m going to to format that one like that and then this is going to get a eight all right now it’s going to get a five okay and then this has to add that in so that is eight

Nine that should be at 10 now okay good good good um and this is uh Stupid arthropods um I know it’s not there ban of arthropods it goes all the way up to five okay so we were doing uh equals here so this is this is going to be equals one

Is this going to be an if it equals a one let me read let me read this again so I’m uh I’m here on minecraft. Wiki and it says uh the enchantment chosen randomly with equal chances so minimum price given by 3 by two so it’s five um times the enchantment level so

It’s five plus the enchantment times the enchantment level um is the minimum so 5 * 1 no it doesn’t make sense I don’t understand it whatever so level one is eight uh sorry level one is five level two is eight so we’re just going to do

It we’re just going to do a couple of ifs here um equals if uh this equals one then five do I have to put a thing there or can I just do that okay that works uh you need to be centered all right and then uh I’m going

To go a little what am I going to do a little no I’m just going to do it ah undo undo uh we just going to leave it the way it was all right that’s fine that’s fine um I’m on Wi-Fi should be fine the other might be lost to the void

I mean I get that all right uh else if uh E3 equals two then move this over the other screen so I can see both at the same time it’s going to be eight for level two getting higher someone just signed up to be a Carney else come on everyone Love your face K thank you so much for that resub I appreciate you more and more every day and someday we’ll work on podcast stuff when we’re both not crazy busy we’ll get this thing started it’s coming don’t worry y’all it’ll get here uh 83 equals three then uh level three is 11

Else if E3 equal 4 then I didn’t I didn’t do a thing there hold on wait no open the parents open the parents if it equals four then it’s 14 and if it’s if E3 equal 5 then it’s 18 so was that the highest uh five and 7 17 17 for

Level five all right and then we opened 1 two three four five parens one two three four bam okay cool should be good for three months now yeah Life Life Is Life Is Life yeah all right so manying one that’s five two is 8 3 is 11 4 is 14

5 is 17 Okay cool so uh that’s going to change all of this as well um I’m just copying the formula into all of these normally I would just grab the handle and bring it all down dang it but uh it’s a little easier to do

It this way with all the spaces in between all my sections um the other thing I could probably do now that I have these much bigger colors I don’t think I need the space in between them anymore which would mean I could zoom my tabs back in

A little bit more dang it I keep missing you guys can’t see what I’m doing y’all can’t see what I’m doing doing uh I’m doing doing spreadsheets I love spreadsheets just for reference if anybody uh doesn’t know this about me you should I love spreadsheets I hate math love

Spreadsheets um I actually used to really enjoy when I was still working for the TV studio um all of the um the the the graphics stuff because so much of it especially when we’re doing sports um it was all cross uh lookups and I had hookups and vlookups and and

And calculations based on percentages and batting averages and all sorts of stuff and we used to do that um and I would just I would it would it would be hours and hours of spreadsheets to do graphics which you don’t really think about a lot but I spent more time in

Excel than I did in Photoshop um which it was just so much fun so much fun H that might be the thing I miss the most actually all right so now we know what that is so perfect trades perfect trades are no longer just five okay so if uh this equals this

Then uh one else nothing all right so that was a five cool but we’re going to undo that um I don’t want it there copy that and I’m going to put it here all right so if that was that five okay cool then what I’m going to do actually actually even

Better put it right here and I’m going to bring it all the way down all right um I guess I got to get rid of those okay so now any of these that equal that what was that I said 32 I think um you know what let’s do a

Zero do a zero so now any of those that are the right thing and what I’m going to do here is I’m going to take this I’m going to make it that color No undo I’m going to take the text and I’m going to make it that color so I can just barely

See it that it says a thing um B8 and equals okay so I don’t have any that equal yet uh but if I did a 17 here I’d get a one okay cool cool cool so yeah so we’re going to go down here pull this down all the way down

Um all right so I don’t know how to do my close trades now so how do I do my close trades and my conditional formatting it doesn’t really matter yet but this is now just going to be a sum of this column where’d you get

That let’s do this I need this to not be this color right now okay you need to be gone ah missed those and and that one shouldn’t be a one B10 does not equal C oh it does okay it does yeah ignore the fact that that’s red

Um yeah okay so we’re ignoring all the colors in here for now um we’re just going we have one perfect trade and it is Ban of Arthur Poots which I don’t think actually looked at the number yet so um so I’ve got so this is this is just counting if it is

Um uh if it’s less if it’s less than 10 okay we’re going to ignore that so I’m looking at this all wrong and now I can do better that’s unfortunate but uh it means I wasted some time on uh on family craft all right I might have another way of doing

That but I want to just keep going uh I love that you can just stand here and you’re totally fine uh so that is 32 for mending and that’s what I have there good cuz I was messing with that number uh 36 for Unbreaking three lowest I could get on that one is

11 um efficiency 5 for 61 and again I’m getting trades because I’ve cured these guys before so I’m getting different trade numbers for those sweeping Edge three for 34 34 um which is fine uh hold on I want to I’m going to change the order here actually I want to do that over

Here too cuz I was that was it was bothering me before silk Fortune depth uh silk Fortune depth uh yeah depth feather Frost okay those are all correct uh helmet respiration aqua affinity and so those are going to transfer so that’s a uh respiration three and that’s a

One uh 31 and 12 31 12 you guys can’t see this I know I’m sorry um all right and then change the order of these guys so fire protection is first where is my armor uh fire protection fire protection blast protection uh projectile protection wait I missed protection I did I missed

Protection protection fire protection type in the right tab after fire protection there blast protection after blast protection is projectile protection you found the second old Pony o and then Thorns okay I just want to keep these in the same order um so protection 4 is 27 that’s

Fine this guy is fire protection is 31 I’m just going to keep these in the same order because it’ll make more sense to everyone blast protection is 18 work my way down 17 and finally 44 okay all right all right all right then I got mending Unbreaking efficiency sweeping looting sharpness sweeping looting sharpness fire aspect knockback

Smite all right um I got to actually do sweeping Edge is three looting is three sharpness is five fire aspect is two knockback is two Smite is five okay cool that’s fine let’s double check the bow before we get too far uh crossbow is next so let’s move bow out of the

Way all right undo that apparently I can’t do that I should be able to do this yeah okay just can’t move the column while I move things around crossbow and then bow should be next yeah okay good so crossbow I got multi-shot piercing and Quick Charge all right quick charge is a three

Piercing is a four multi-shot is a one all right bow just getting everything in order okay so bow is is flame I don’t know why that one’s first Infinity power five and punch so punch is two power is five Infinity is a One Flame is a one all right Trident channeling impaling loyalty

Channeling impaling loyalty rip tide and that’s uh 1533 153 three three good good good fishing rod luck of the sea and lure both three bane of Arthur CLS five okay cool all right now I have everything in order let’s continue seeing what we got but have two very de devoted viewers

I love those viewers all right I was on looting looting three uh the other thing we could do uh I brought over a bunch of emeralds um we can buy hi you’re cheap you’re cheap 15 might be the cheapest I get looking for name tags all right we’re going to get some

Name tags here how many do I have 35 all right we’re going to get some more name tags okay good got 36 name tags that’s fine got 24 levels and name these silence me that only takes one level to do all of those oh this is wasteful I’m going to

Replace all these guys whatever it’s not like they’re expensive I realize this probably isn’t helping a lot because of all the ones behind me no helps helps a bit yeah I don’t know why they turn around instantly when they’re silenced perfect dish all right now at least the general area where I’m going

To be uh oh Kua I have so much deep site how much do you need um here I got one two three four I have four and a little four and two 2/3 shulkers uh two two two double chests full and a bit and some in the end I’m I don’t know

Why I’m typing to you you can literally hear me help yourself oh so much more quiet not completely quiet but more quiet okay uh where was I I was on looting looting looting three for 26 sharpness 19 that’s not bad actually all right uh fire aspect for 28

Uh knockback two for 12 that one’s excellent minimum for that one is eight uh Smite five for 42 multishot for 18 not great piercing four for 20 Quick Charge three for 29 I think I figured out how to do some more of the uh thing flame for five

That’s a perfect trade it’s the only perfect trade we’ve found so far Infinity for eight uh Power five is 64 emeralds a whole sticky stack punch two for 10 finish the tone I started ah I just tried to TP to me sorry I mean I’m right next to you it’s not it’s not

Far uh channeling is 11 impaling five is 60 uh loyalty 3 is 35 and this one is Rip TI is 42 all right and luck of the sea for 39 and lure three for 23 sebbi did so much work out here it is so impressive bane of stupid pods is

26 I mean if you want to make a spider XP farm it’s not completely useless it’s mostly useless okay so now we’re going to disconnect from here so we don’t have to listen to this and uh what I want to do is I want to see if we can do close so close

Is six seven eight nine within four we’re going to do within five so close is within five um in Excel you can’t do multiple sizes in the same cell I love that you can with googly Drive okay so what I can do is insert one column left and we’re

Going to take this paste it there and it’s tell me the reference does not exist that’s okay we’re going to delete everything that’s in there um actually we’re going to undo undo um we’re going to duplicate this to the right I’m just going to put a cheaty one over

Here okay and if anybody reads this this is the perfect trades all right and this one we’re not going to wrap and we’re going to write justify it cool um and then let’s format this one the same Boop all right uh actually let’s not do that yet because we’re going to

Do this so this is close so if is within five um um how do I say it’s within five what is a formula for this so um we’re going to do five and 10 if I forgot the equals if this oh easy if this minus this is less than five then one else

Zero okay less than or equal to five that was actually really easy so if this minus this it’s less than or equal to five right it’s because I didn’t actually write if all right no no we’re wrong welcome back sebie hold on I’m close sorry snuck up on me um that’s not

Entirely correct so if this is if this equals one if all right so we’re going to do two ifs again hold on if this equals one no equals zero then do this else zero formula parse error hold on wait a second all right hold on we’re going back over here one so Um we’re going to take this we’re going to bring it out here and we’re going to make it full size perfect I don’t mind see I don’t mind showing my work so if this is perfect insert one to the right this is close it’s a it’s a spreadsheet game it

Is I love I love spreadsheets I love spreadsheets um you’re talking about this I think while you were gone I maybe you might have still been here uh but sebie seriously though thank you for all of the work that you did um already for the uh for in the in the the trading

Hall it was it was definitely noticed and I I do appreciate it all right all right so I’m going to get rid of all of my conditional formatting here I just click by accident I’m going to get rid of all my conditional formatting here not that cool okay that’s fine so if it’s

Perfect it’s a one and there is one one somewhere this one right there okay um if it’s close so I want to say so what I’m trying to do here is if this is a one which is this one out here right if that’s a one you know what I can

Actually I can actually just do it here if this equals zero if it equals zero then I want to do the math um the math is if 18 minus 5 should be 20- 5 hang on I’m in the wrong row why am I in 37 hold on why is that a

One that shouldn’t be a one this should be be the one that should be the one okay hold on things are not entirely correct here oh sebie roll a 13 got another ticket what um all right hold on we got three here this is what we’ll do we just

We’re just going to put these in little uh little little boxes so I could see what the heck is going on C what time it is J re who you digging deep slate Al remember last night AR has been added other than that you uh you upped wrong I can’t tell you how many times on your server I try to trigger home and uh start typing instead sass has been laughing at me

Quite a bit about it Okay cool delete those delete those delete those delete those delete those delete those delete those I missed the whole section 3 2 1 here we go boom o that was better that was better I’m sorry jry uh here jry let me I I’ll help you with some instruction here um you want

To do this okay see that is that is your goal it’s 1111 if anybody cares um what I’m GNA do is I’m G to take that and we’re going to conditional format down to there perfect dish okay so now in this one okay so equals if

This equals zero then what I want to do next it’s how much breakfast cost this morning nice I don’t know how much mine cost this morning I it was already in the house so I don’t really know how to I’d have to go look at receipts and

Figure out you know this much milk and then the oatmeal thingy and then let me do I include the tea I should include the te um all right so if that equals zero then what we want to do is we want to do this calculation No No it should be simpler than this

Should be simpler than this this minus this is greater than Zero and less than or equal to five then put a one else put a zero that was easy and then if that’s a six it doesn’t become a one actually this works really good because the next one’s an eight so let’s do I don’t think I need PRS here nope didn’t help

So greater than zero and less than five b43 minus c43 so that should be two right now right got to run thanks Jer I really do appreciate it all right I’m just gonna take out if I’m just going to just going to confirm that that is

Two is a three why is that a three right it’s a three math is hard um I’d have to yeah and clearly I’m I’m I’m proving live that I can’t math a lot all right so that’s a three but I want that to be a I want to know that it’s I

Only care that it’s less than five shouldn’t that work equals before is greater than zero less than six it’s not false that should be true oh hold on wait a second there’s there’s an is between isn’t there is between this number comma lower value zero higher value five lower value

Is inclusive upper value is inclusive one and five ah all right let’s do that undo all right um delete equals if is between value to compare uh value to compare is this minus this uh one and five then one else zero nailed it that was eight don’t forget eight

Okay all right hi clear heart I’m GNA have to stop soon this whole talking thing it’s harder than it looks all right so that is what I want for if it’s close so then close equals now sum of all of these oop I have one that’s close and that

Actually is probably not true so let’s take this formula and put it in all the boxes and because of these spaces that I have in between um 76 naturally my favorites have been the Lily cam Rusty Bell I love you so much all right we’ve got seven that are

Within five so that’s pretty cool so next what we’re going to do is we’re going to do uh I’m going to temporarily hide a bunch of things hide these columns for a second because we’re going to go to our conditional formatting and uh we’re going to do a custom

Formula so apply to range let’s choose our range here we’re going to do this plus this plus this and this and this one and this one and this one and this one and this one and that one cool cool that’s the range so custom formula is equals um dollar sign AJ aj3 equals

1 uh if I do an equal Z yeah good so if I do an equal zero that works so I do AJ 3 equals 1 um no that’s not going to work is there a count if true just count if open close prints okay so we’re going to change this to

To can I just do this no I can’t spell still can’t spell all right and that no we’re gonna have to do one at a time all right so now this is going to just be equals count if range error fine I’ll do it correctly error you’re gonna make this difficult

Aren’t you aren’t you um apparently it wasn’t actually in the formula there that’s Annoying still error I have two equals not applicable not applicable all right okay all right it’s fine two coms to the right all right we’re take that just going to conditional format this and that perfect all right uh equals if this equals one then true else false dang it can’t hold down control

When you when you hit the down arrow did it again did it again out of curiosity will this just work nice I love it when things transpose for me I got to see where I need to skip welcome back all right so that’s still reading the a AJ and that’s a

L it’s literally just okay cool we’re we’re we’re not even in Minecraft monkey be we’re just we’re just having we’re just having fun with spreadsheets now all right so back to conditional formatting if a k three equals true all right I need to put this down to five emeralds temporarily oh all right

And then that’s going to be 11 if it’s five okay 11 all right cool that worked um all right so that one is actually that color so it’s perfect trade uh which we have one down there it already shows up excellent that’s done uh I’m going to add another rule for that same Range Okie doie and then uh that one’s going to be uh we’re going to go with light green oh no not that one light green okay that’s fine uh and then we’re going to do a custom formula uh equals am three oh dollar sign dollar sign

Am3 equals true good you can see some of these here are lit up correctly lovely monkey mindes map um it works if you use the IP address that’s in the Discord it does not work from the website right now that’s something that I have drop the ball on trying to fix I

Need to get back into um but yeah in the uh in the vanilla info I believe it has the IP address directly I didn’t want that public so I was trying to hide it and it’s giving me difficulty um all right custom formula oh this actually kept the

Same things which is lovely so we’re going to go with a nice nice red here um equals uh okay cancel that all right so I need two more to the right we’re going to format these the same and this is uh High all right why do I only see 33 of 35 here

This this number is not counting correctly there we go okay that’s better some time to play soon use the map a lot cuz I get lost a lot me too you know where I find it most useful is in the end when you’re looking for new cities and

Things uh okay so uh this is if equals if lots of things wrong there if there we go that minus that is greater than than five need to do it somewhere do I have a 10 channeling okay equals if that minus that is greater than six then true I’ll do I’ll do both

All right so greater than five yeah I couldn’t remember if that was going to be five or 10 okay um and then this is if that equals okay equals if this equals if this equals one then true else false yeah most of these are going to be true that one’s

False oh that was missing one 44 okay I think this is working I think this is working all right so now if they’re high we should be okay and I can just click in here click on this one add another rule if am3 and now if AO three is

True then you’re going to be red but less red than that I mean I could just go like red red but boy that’s annoying um we can live with that I can live with that all right so those are too high all right and if I don’t have anything should just be white

Cool all right now I can unhide all of these where’s unhide boom and close conditional formatting and we’re good all right so I’ve got one perfect trade I’ve got eight that are within five awesome awesome now we can play some Minecraft after all that hey look there’s a game

Here hello so what I want to do so I want to get a good bookshelf trade uh you know what let’s go back to spawn and see if we have any uh if we have any elect turns already here oh cool nice those cats are there to keep creepers away

These Vines are here because they’re temporary someday they’re going to go away I bet um what am I looking for where would I even find bookshelves in here I bet I wouldn’t yeah there’s no chance those are sorted anywhere I’m sure I would have remembered that any I need

Lava um yeah I don’t I don’t know where I could have possibly put those all right yeah that’s fine we shall make some Le turns it’s not hard to make um when you can get bookshelves from all of the all the villagers that you have oh co you streaming I know who

We’re going to raid actually let’s do that now let’s do that early if you guys don’t mind uh I got time for one more target practice if anybody would like to do one more target practice and then I think I’m going to go arrest my voice Minecraft in my Google sheet

Stream I’m sorry sorry to ruin your Google sheet stream hey buddy you want to sell me some bookshelves 12 24 I don’t actually need that many Le turns we got sebie we got monkey be I want I keep closing that I really don’t need that many at all but I’m

Taking them anyway put all those back to normal um can’t fit them here we go in three two one like delay nobody got it my goodness gracious oh man looks like a rotten egg I make mashed [Laughter] potato that’s fair that’s fair oh man okay all right

Um sebie uh I hope you don’t mind terribly but I’m going to widen this this up a little bit um so that just but just by one block I’m going to going have to move a have to move a bed um just so I can get a

Boat through because what I’m going to do is I’m going to now take these lect turns that I got here I’m going to put them in this hand I’m going to remove my sword from my hand because I don’t want to accidentally uh murderize somebody um

And then I’m going to come over here and I’m going to grab my my my my axe go like this and I’m going to wait look around I’m going to wait f3b helps with this a lot so you see how he’s looking directly at this Le turn boom he’s a channeling

For 14 so channeling right now we’ve gotten 11 so that’s that’s better and five is the minimum so I got a quick charge but it’s Quick Charge One Quick Charge three doesn’t no I don’t care uh sweeping Edge two two I don’t care that’s that’s also a three uh Thorns two

I don’t care but anyway so then I just do this for a while and uh when when when we get one we like I plop them down in a boat and then I’m going to boat them over here to the near the right place and then plop

Down a thing and I’ll have to accidentally Murder One impaling four think impaling is five into five you’ve failed me thorn two wait is thorns a two Thorns is a three and then if it takes too long I don’t bother waiting cuz that’s too much work uh what

Happens is they they see the workstation they start walking over um then uh when they start walking over uh they may run into another villager and then start gossiping on their way to work oh it’s the worst it’s like when you get in the office and you you’re

Trying to get to your desk and your co-workers like did you hear and you’re like quiet down I’m trying to go to my workstation uh so that’s what I’m going to be doing for the next month or so um so let’s talk about how trades work so the way

That the way that trading currently works is uh you get a villager who gives you the book that you want or whatever the item that you want and if that villager turns into a zombie villager okay so say it’s say it’s 20 emeralds right 20 emeralds for a book which is a

Little high but whatever say it’s 20 emeralds for a book um if you hey Amish holler welcome to the stream um if you were to if two people two players were there they would see that it was 20 20 emeralds now if that villager turned into a ZB zombie

Villager and then was cured with a golden apple in a weakness potion not in that order um then whoever gave them the golden apple would see a lower trade say 15 or or or 12 or something but the other player would still see the 20 um so that’s that’s how villager trading

Currently Works they’re working on uh ch ing the Villager system possibly in 1.21 they’re experimenting with that and you can do it in the snapshots right now um so that uh only villagers in or from and I’m not sure which certain biomes I think it’s from certain biomes uh will give you certain

Items um and a lot of the book trades are not going to be maximum book trades so what I’m trying to do is I’m trying to find using this this spreadsheet that we’ve been working on um the minimum trade villagers so I should be able to find a five Emerald

Mending villager and if I find one that is five emeralds it’s five emeralds for everyone on the server no matter what so the most expensive Emer uh villagers will have um are 17 18 19 20 22 or 22 22 is the max that I’m going to be looking for anything over

22 is uh is I’m not even going to not even going to keep them so that’s that’s the goal so we’ll have all of our villagers will be as cheap as possible without requiring any curing at all um and then we’ll have all these if villager trading changes we’ll be able

To keep all these um so I’m trying to make it not player specific that’s that’s that is the project that I’m that that’s that’s what I’m embarking on right now um but hey I uh love you all and uh my UPS just kicked on the battery for

A second that was strange we still we’re still good we’re still everybody good uh um it’s going to take me a while Rusty Bell uh but if if if you’re interested I’ll put the the spreadsheet the link to the spreadsheet in uh in the monkey Minds Discord section um and there’s an

Ad of course there’s an ad um all right well darn I’m gonna verbally tap dance for a minute and 11 seconds so that people are back before I start saying thank you to people because I would like to say thank you to people I just I’ll just pet the cat don’t mind

Me um I’m trying to I I tried finding a a better arm for my my overhead camera for when I’m doing cross stitching and stuff and um I haven’t found one that’s good no ads on YouTube that’s true as both an advantage and a disadvantage mostly an advantage

Um 33 seconds 33 seconds oh this is going to get really annoying if there’s mid roll ads on both be like how oh you’re so cute how do we deal with that like there’s an ad on Twitch everybody uh I can’t say go to YouTube that’s that’s that’s that’s against the

Terms of service but I could say there’s an ad on YouTube everybody go to Twitch all right five seconds Um can’t use ad blocker oh I don’t use ad blockers in general anyway but I do want to say thank you very much to kiz for being first today good job kid I know monkey be was trying didn’t quite make it um got a got to learn the the YouTube

Delay um mushroom Mark donating some bits uh kiz resub and mushroom Mark reubs I appreciate all of you and kuya resub man y’all are the best time waster rolled to 13 on the D20 to uh to manage to get uh one more ticket to our end of the month Carnival

Uh let’s see let’s see who we’re going to raid y’all let’s see who we’re going to raid we’re gonna raid we’re doing we’re doing a raid on to Twitch uh oh we’re gonna raid Kya we we already figured that out YouTube posted bits yeah they did some changes

Convince you to stream on YouTube for like 20 minutes before why uh we’re going to raid Kya we’re GNA raid the one the only kuya btb I never get to raid Kua this is exciting um thank youall for being here I really do appreciate it sorry that streams have

Been short lately um and late and and ending early uh we’re we’re getting we’re getting better I’m hoping that I will be okay for the 18th that is the goal um to do our 24-hour stream on the 18th assuming my voice can keep up with it we’ll see what happens um

Yeah we’ll see um but I do love you all I appreciate you all being here and uh hopefully hopefully we’ll be able to do some more next week I’ll see you Tuesday bye everybody as always my name is Wildest love you all