Foreign oh it was just the Mailman what is this anyway oh God let me just finish this clip real quick see anyways yeah I shouldn’t have moved out at 10 subscribers now I have to get an actual job did somebody say job struggling to make ends meet are you not Eligible for YouTube monetization yeah actually well I can’t help you with that but I’m the job Genie with my services I can help you get a job in no time with a low subscription price of one cent a second just call me at this toll-free number 1-800 job Genie damn I Swear these adware are getting more and more intrusive I feel like the NSA is spying on us it’s a pretty good ad I think I’m gonna give them a call what the uh hello foreign oh that was weird what did somebody call the job Genie uh kinda Didn’t even get a chance to say anything but don’t worry about that Mr Sid there’s no need to say anything we’re gonna hook you up with a job in no time that’s great but how do you know my name because the government is spying on you Anyways let’s go out there and find the perfect job for you A McDonald’s why did you choose this for me well seeing that you have no job history and McDonald’s is quite the entry-level job God that constant beeping noise is so annoying where is it even coming from hey can you like stop talking mid-shift if you can hear you do The headsets it’s pretty distracting oh my bad here I’ll let you have this guy no please for the look hi welcome to McDonald’s how can I help you hello sir can I get the um uh yeah uh yeah I don’t think my patience is cut out for this job they look Somewhere else sure after you complete this order um can I get the vanilla ice cream cone sure sir that’ll be one dollar vanilla ice cream bro just tell them that she’s broken and move on why the machine’s working just fine okay whatever dude here you go sir This ice cream kind of tastes funny I gotta order for quandale Dingle quandial Dingle here we are sir hi welcome to Starbucks how can I help yeah just shut the up just give me a Venti Caramel crunch frappuccino with 13 cups of caramel five pumps of white mocha heavy cream five pumps of Honey five slices of banana double Blended Extra whipped cream with a drizzle of and extra caramel crunch on top God damn sir I think if I made you this drink I’d be charged with attempted murder oh yeah we didn’t ask so make me my damn drink I got a meeting to go too soon All right man it’s gonna come out to twenty dollars man I hate this job I quit yeah me too buddy hey what are we putting in that drink scared me yo where the have you been this whole entire time never mind that are you lacing this customer’s Drink yeah I don’t I don’t like this job anymore okay that doesn’t mean you poisoned them bro it’s just laxatives it’s not gonna kill him now could you find me another job before they call the cops on me thank you all right here you go sir thanks jackass oh oh my oh My ass oh Dog are we in hell what you’ve never been in a waffle house before like what service do I provide here they’re just fighting like animals oh you’ll provide service just with your fists okay how about we stay away from food songs you two all right Oh my God I can’t believe this is happening help us please doc I just got hired 10 minutes ago I don’t even know what my position is uh Sid check and see what’s happening in the cockpit okay okay yo what the is going on in here don’t mind us I’m teaching this rookie How to Pilot the plane sir I just started flight school I’m not qualified the controller claim then why don’t you take over the controls uh I’m actually new to flight myself so I don’t know how to land the plane damn Spirit be hiring anybody we’re uh emergency use Only all right everyone I’m gonna get us the out of here Yo isn’t this the place where five kids went missing nah you’re thinking of Chuck E cheese for this job you’re gonna be taking the night shift as a security guard and all you have to do is pass time and periodically check the cameras to make sure nothing goes bad gosh that Sounds super easy actually this job might be the one yeah it’s gonna be such a breeze there’s no possible way you can mess this up anyways have fun oh Hell no this place haunted as damn who the would want to break into a place like this it’s creepy as hell don’t understand the point of this job all I gotta do is kill time can I at least run league on this two hours later oh oh what the what the is that I can’t pause my league game God damn it uh there we go oh my my bad man my bad how about how about I peacefully leave this Establishment ah doc please please don’t hurt me I’m broke as man I got I got nothing you can take I just I just wanted to play my game wait a minute game you got the computer working uh yeah well why why do you ask why didn’t you say so if I’m trying To get it fixed for years it’s just always been stuck on the camera system oh yeah nah all I did was all F4 out of it damn they didn’t know you were chill like that yo chica turn on the lights wait so y’all aren’t gonna kill me no I Said matter of fact how about you run a couple rounds on Guilty Gear Guilty Gear uh I I would but I probably need to find another job meanwhile So glad I don’t have to deal with that stupid picky ass jobless loser anymore I mean I know it’s my job to find him a job but ah God hope those haunted animatronics got rid of his slow ass by now anyways time to relax breaking news local restaurant and entertainment center Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza has caught fire due to a malfunction and misuse from the restaurant’s generator all of the Beloved animatronic characters have perished as a result and it’s estimated that this will cost the company hey Genie Sid how the did you find my address uh your business is listed on Yellow Pages so yeah I’ll surprise that Yellow Pages were still even a thing my phone perished in the fire and oh yeah about the previous job this is actually going very well but I guess their old dusty ass computer couldn’t handle the modern Graphics of the game you were Playing so okay okay Sid I think I’ve got one more job for you hey the are you two doing in my house well looks like my days of squatting are over God yo slow the line down man employee number 22 is permitted for their mandatory break oh my god finally oh my God okay great time’s over what I haven’t even I need to use the bathroom man employee 22 I’m gonna have to write your ass up if you don’t get to the line Right now Jesus man Ah what the hell are you doing you look dog I I really needed to take a piss I told you I have to get back oh man please stop well Jeff Bezos we’ve done it I had him sign the contract and he’s now legally bound to Amazon and can never leave the facility Okay it wasn’t that funny good job now we have one more worker that’ll never leave nor complain just in time for Prime day hell yeah Prime day yeah go Thank you Foreign Video Information
This video, titled ‘Minecraft But I Have Rent to Pay…’, was uploaded by sideeus on 2022-10-02 11:16:34. It has garnered 1554 views and 123 likes. The duration of the video is 00:10:09 or 609 seconds.
Sideeus prematurely moves out to live on his own after seeing the success of his career- a whopping ten subscribers. Short on money along with overdue rent, Sid turns to the Job Genie in order to help him secure a job.
Inspired by kitty0706, the old Smosh ‘IF ___ WERE REAL’ format, and MsBreezy.
Videos made using McHorse’s Blockbuster Mod: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/blockbuster
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🗺️ Map Used: • Patriotville & Freedom County City by Poison_Ivy (https://www.planetminecraft.com/project/patriotville-amp-freedom-county-city/) • Waffle House by oldfarmer (https://www.planetminecraft.com/project/waffle-house-3886416/) • Spirit Airlines Airbus | A320neo by JordanCO_TV (with permission :D) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrk__6L2bb0) • Five Nights at Freddy’s (EXTERIOR) by PERRITO_WOOF24 (https://www.planetminecraft.com/project/freddy-fazbear-s-pizza-4062431/) • Five Nights at Freddy’s (INTERIOR) by TheIronCommander (https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/mapping-and-modding-java-edition/maps/2450222-vanilla-five-nights-at-freddys-map-with-3d-models) • Greenfield V0.5.1 (Amazon) by THEJESTR (https://www.greenfieldmc.net/)
🎤 Voice Actors: • Sideeus – Sideeus • Red Teletubby – Cire • Starbucks Customer – Mep • McDonald’s Worker – GF • Literally Everyone Else – Sideeus
🎵 Songs Used in Order of Appearance: Maplestory – Kerning City OMORI – Push & Shove Maplestory – Kerning City Subway Aaron Kenny – The Curious Kitten Kevin MacLeod – Anxiety Dark Souls 3 – Vordt of the Boreal Valley Club Penguin – Charlie’s Here DOOM Eternal – The Only Thing They Fear Is You Purple Planet Music – Panic Attack Animal Crossing New Leaf – 3PM Tim Beek – Ghost Persona 3 – Iwatodai Station Guilty Gear STRIVE – Smell of the Game (Instrumental) Catherine – Also Sprach Brooks Spongebob – Bikini Bottom News Theme Kevin MacLeod – The House of Leaves Kevin MacLeod – A Turn for the Worse Deltarune – Spamton Deltarune – Vs. Lancer
📖 Chapters: 0:00 – Jobless 1:35 – McDonald’s 2:48 – Starbucks 4:12 – Waffle House 4:36 – Spirit Airlines 5:24 – Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza 7:21 – Intermission 8:25 – Amazon
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📝 Note: As of currently writing, it’s been 5-months since my previous upload. Since then I’ve moved, got a job, and was stuck with writer’s block for a solid month. The original concept of this video made it to be very similar to my very first video where I was recording in a first-person player perspective and for an eventual bait-and-switch, and I’ve even got a render of it before I scrapped it completely and reworked it into the video you see now. I was stuck on the Starbucks & Amazon scenes the most, Starbucks had a choke-hold on my ability to finish out the scene (this was what I was stuck on for a month) and juggling my job and social life definitely didn’t help.
I’m so very happy with how this video turned out, slightly disappointed with the ending as it was gonna end VERY differently and more climactic but I didn’t want to drag the video as long as it already was so I just opted with the classic character getting beaten.
Anyways, for the 2 people who read this or care, I promise that I shall never spend this much time on a video like this ever again, and that I have a ton of banger ideas, so I’m very happy to finally move on from this video and onto the next. Thanks.
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