Simply Vanilla Anarchy ep 1 | I got rickrolled in Minecraft??

Okay so you might think oh no another small  youtuber trying to make content on this simply   vanilla server but no i am different okay  just watch this episode and you’ll see i   am better than them no i’m kidding uh but i  would really appreciate every subscribe if  

You like and join the discord and yeah enjoy the  video i put a lot of work into this one so yeah   see ya so i just joined the simply vanilla server  for the first time ever i have no idea what  

What to expect about the server i have not  watched any videos about this oh i i do know   that uh like the basics of of it so basically  it’s an energy server where you can’t hack   so you can basically grieve there’s no  like claiming rules you can do everything  

But not hack and uh yeah i don’t know how the [  __ ] i’m going to play without hacking because   no i’m kidding i’ll be fine i have a little  surprise i won’t be playing alone i’ll be playing  

With one of my favorite people atlanti this  first episode i won’t be talking to him   but in the next episode i’ll hopefully reach the  base and then we can start playing together i’m so   so excited for the series and uh yeah i  hope you guys like it too okay so let’s go

Oh my god okay don’t take fall damage  don’t run i’m so bad i’m so bad   uh okay i will not jump down there  i think that would be the worst   thing to do right now no ah [ __ ] ah  that was very stupid oh our first death

Okay oh okay how the [ __ ] okay maybe  i can go to those vines over there and let’s go big bray uh no never mind i hear a  skeleton i just do see that they are water logging  

The entire spawn oh my god oh oh no i’m going  to drown oh that was so [ __ ] close okay okay   and we’ve reached the end of the water cube let’s  go okay i do need food like uh anytime soon no oh  

My god i go let’s go come here come here you  die you died today you died today come here   stupid ugly okay i’m too good at  minecraft nobody can even kill me he tried   the spider was like how oh my god please let  me kill you i’m bad but no nobody kills me

What actually surprises me is that this server  kind of looks the same as anarchy servers with   hacks which actually just proves that people  don’t need hacks to do anything like it’s it’s   exactly same thing like random obsidian all  over spawn you don’t what the [ __ ] like  

There must be dupes at least right like how  the [ __ ] are they getting this many obsidian   oh my god what’s that sick  yourself i bet bro i’ma suck myself why does it say suck yourself in the [ __ ] oh  we have weeds it’s too easy it’s too easy oh  

Minecraft’s too easy dude wait come on you gotta  drop don’t make me look bad don’t make me look bad ah there we go okay okay we  did it we beat simply vanilla   easy i uh i probably won’t be streaming like a  lot or at all on this on this server because i  

Don’t know i i wanted to keep like videos only  and uh i won’t let anyone else join us okay   i swear what the [ __ ] there’s  a dog here what the [ __ ] i’m sorry oh my god first three  okay okay we did it guys let’s go

I don’t know how long these recordings will be  every time i hope it’s not going to be too long   i’ll try to keep them at like 20 minutes ish i’ll  try to make it like as less boring as possible so  

I hope you guys will watch everything always okay  promise me that you watch every every single video   promise me right now okay deal thank you i need to  farm some [ __ ] though for real because uh i’m oh  

My god a pig let’s go come here come here stupid  you made the worst mistake of your life you’re   dead you’re dead you should have never even looked  at me ah what a stupid pig he was like a friendly  

Player no i’m not friendly don’t mistake me for  the other people okay i see a bunny let’s just shh   he doesn’t see me he doesn’t see me   i don’t know what the [ __ ] how do you  see me he’s hacking bro he’s hacking  

Nah that’s gab he’s he’s hacking he’s hiking come  here come here stupid ugly oh come on oh come on oh my god bro he’s so dumb yo what he was making a base here hey  yo there’s an entire base here what

Yo okay this must be like one of the best  things about no hacks because you actually   get to discover things by by actually  really looking around i i like this yeah and like there i haven’t seen a  single block of iron or or or coal or

Okay i might just go this way  let’s hope i’m the best okay   ah nothing not even a single  block of [ __ ] iron or coal hey you oh people are go oh no oh  oh that is very bad dude that is very bad  

Oh okay so everyone was just coming through the  nether that’s how they were all finding the space 2020 is the earliest oh no 2019 so it’s pretty old oh it’s so cute  it’s following me i love you too it’s weird for  

Me to [ __ ] to film by myself because i’m always  streaming and i feel like streaming is way easier   than filming something by myself because you have  people from the chat talking to you you have like  

You have so like you have like pressure on  yourself to always keep talking during the stream   and when when filming a video it’s like completely  different and i almost never do this so it’s like  

If i need to get used to this i i i think i  should be thinking about what to build because   i want to do some crazy [ __ ] you know i want  to do it’s like i want to make something big big  

Something that people would be like oh damn  bro how you make that like can i please suck   your dick like people just come up to me like hey  bro i saw what you built and simply vanilla like   like you you sing over and i  might be like nah bro i got a girl

Okay i’m saying dumb [ __ ] i know another mob farm dude what the [ __ ] hey yo i’m going up there i don’t care  i’m going up so many bases just everywhere   oh hoppers and a chest ah they are  empty okay very sad okay some woods

Pretty epic and nothing or maybe it’s oh this  is for the for the for the mob farm to work   okay let me just afk here for a second and  i’ll i’ll think of bases i’ll look up [ __ ] okay well enough fk let me check on the mob form

Ah i feel like this is dead can i can i boat  off of this ah this might be the worst idea yet oh no i’m so scared wait how many blocks can   i can’t find it okay this might be the worst idea  is there no water nearby nope i know any water

Ah this might be the worst idea  yet oh my god that works and dream   oh let’s go dude let’s [ __  ] go uh i hacked the system   i hacked the system dude i hacked the system  oh i’m too good i’m literally too good okay  

Okay oh and we got some ops in here in this  page too give me a disc oh let’s go let’s go   dude wait oh let’s go it’s a bad disc but i  don’t care like what the [ __ ] are you holy

For interrupting you oh my god i didn’t know it  was your house i’m sorry mages landing yo this is   sick what the oh a smoker with coal in it oh my my  day can’t get better bro my day can’t get better   yo what the [ __ ]

Oh what the [ __ ] a spawner ayo nah  nah nah i’m getting too lucky here   yo how do i get in in here though  oh oh my god i thought i was dead

Oh what the [ __ ] they made a trap here hey oh  that’s [ __ ] up dude you can’t just make traps   oh the stuff then drops here and they die and we’re out okay okay okay i mean if i didn’t  have to go to atlanta i would just stay here  

For uh for a day or so but nah we don’t have  time for that [ __ ] okay we gotta get moving okay we got a bunch of food okay let’s hope this  one is not trapped ah it isn’t okay let’s go

Ah there we go i knew it dude i [ __ ] i called it it’s not an energy server without highways okay  hey yo let’s go hey i’m taking this map to it   yo that’s that’s [ __ ] cool that’s cool dude yo  yo that’s the thumbnail i don’t care that’s sick

Okay yeah so i just uploaded my video so i  had to like be away for a second oh what the   yo hey yo let’s go dude three diamonds that’s  the [ __ ] i was looking for dude oh my god okay  

Oh and i have three iron from the mine shaft  so let’s go dudes it’s easy it’s too easy if   anyone ever say that simply vanilla is hard  then [ __ ] you you’re just bad well i’ll  

Get back to you when i uh got some iron armor  okay well obsidian mining compilation let’s go okay 10 bucks that’s so perfect uh now let me  make a portal real quick okay don’t laugh at  

Me if it goes wrong i’m trying really hard okay  okay for now it’s it’s doing this this is fine   okay no no ah i’m so dumb   okay let’s go let’s go can we get a park moment in chats  oh let’s [ __ ] go dude yo who is dream  

Who is dream answer me now peasant is nothing i  am the next dream i’m telling you better subscribe   right now and we enter the nether and i’ve  got 10 obsidian oh [ __ ] yes do it [ __ ] yes   now this is uh going to be the worst part about  

This whole series is the traveling in the nether  is going to be a [ __ ] pain do it it’s going   to suck a lot uh so not looking forward to  to traveling in the nether or just anywhere  

It’s because we don’t have a light truss you  know the fireworks we need to start making farms how is yo what am i tripping or is this gravel hey yo oh oh  hey yo what’s happening here dude why is the  

Gravel floating no should i jump on this nah nah  nah nah wait no no no i’m not even gonna risk it what could be cool is make like huge tree houses i have never  actually tried to do that

Oh that was so close oh my god please don’t  die please i beg don’t die i [ __ ] beg   also i was uh i i i face revealed to atlegante  on telegram because we’re going to be calling on  

Telegram for the video collapse and uh because  it’s just better audio quality than discords   and my my profile picture on  telegram is my face and he was like i think auntie said that i look  cooler than i than he expected i mean   i guess he means that everyone  that plays minecraft all day  

Should look like a [ __ ] loser but uh  i’m kidding but now he did say that that’s   either cooler than they expected which is a  compliment to be honest because i don’t feel cool uh but yeah i thought it was funny

Oh also i don’t understand how the [  __ ] i i i have 500 views on my on my   youtube shorts like what the [ __ ]  i have more views than subscribers   i have double the views and subscribers  i’m actually going to cry like youtube  

Just hates me it’s like you know you don’t get  subscribers she only gets views on your shorts   if they always recommend my videos like my shorts  i would have one thousand subscribers by now i i  

Bet i mean some of my videos are low quality like  in the beginning but i feel like come on man how   the [ __ ] did my chest video get so like almost  no views i worked so hard on that chess video and  

I was like okay this video is so good and yeah  it was like one of my worst performing videos   on my channel so let’s go will  i be able to take those though okay let’s go i’m scared oh no way no way  no no this is scripted bro i i’m how how how  

That’s literally the first the first weird  skeleton ever i oh my god how is that even   possible okay okay so let’s go yo i found it oh  my god i’m so smart okay let’s go we on a boat  

Oh my god this base is so far away from the  portal it’s like basically unfindable already oh i see it oh no oh oh oh  my god that’s like auntie you   almost killed me what’s wrong with you what the

How did i oh oh my god i would  have been i would have died imagine i died there bro ah   that would be so sad okay yes this is his  banner oh my god let me just hit my spawn here  

Uh but i can’t find his house what the yo he  has done so much i spent all my time traveling   and he just he just outplayed the game he just  he’s just done with gaming already he’s like  

End game yo what the [ __ ] this guy is crazy  what do you mean junk what’s yo i’m taking that   it’s just chunk for you what the [ __ ] hey yo you  trying to kill me wait let me just boats down here

Oh bro atla gante is crazy how does he grind  so much what’s wrong with this guy he’s what   the [ __ ] are you guys seeing this this  dude doesn’t know how to chill he does so  

Much in one episode how am i ever going to  catch up to this dude he’s crazy he’s insane   oh my god he’s going to get so angry at me for  doing this but uh i’m sorry i’d like auntie if  

You ever see this i i don’t know how to get  back up and you didn’t make any stairs so uh but yeah i like auntie is crazy the  amount of [ __ ] he does in one episode oh  

My god impossible this guy is is actually crazy i  didn’t really realize this when i was filming but   leganti built his starter base somewhere else  and then he traveled to this base i was a bit   confused so i was looking for a starter  base here and he probably hasn’t released  

The episode where he built all this [ __ ] uh  so yeah but um just want to clear that because   maybe some of you are confused if you’ve  watched atlantis video so yes i am kind  

Of sad that i couldn’t find his his starter  house uh but i i i arrived at his base kinda   it took me about two hours to  to get iron armor and come here   uh but in the next episode it’s going to start  kicking off i swear i swear i will make a house  

And i will tell you what my plans are for  the future and believe me you’ll be excited   so subscribe if you haven’t yet and uh  oh i’ll see you in the next video bye bye