Hey Siri, show me what you got, in this roast battle scene, I’ll bring the fire, with rhymes sharp and keen. You’re a simp, so stupid, in airplane mode you try to soar, But you crash and burn, like never before.
You’re so fat, PS5 crashed when you made an account, In an iPhone, you’re so big, it turned into an iPad amount. Putting lipstick on your forehead, to make up your mind, Dentist for Bluetooth, you’re so dumb, it’s unkind.
Not even Thanos could snap you out of existence, In this roast battle, I bring the persistence. Like the video if I won, subscribe if you agree, In the world of Minecraft, I’m the news reporter, can’t you see?