Skotose me – Thesto’s IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE on Uneasy Vanilla Minecraft [No Hack Anarchy]

Guys i’ma wait 10 seconds before i go into this [Applause] so oh my god i was not prepared to stream actually um i had a very busy day i am streaming on my new pc but that’s all for later okay i’ll do the intro for the stream you see the title you see the thumbnail testo challenged me to an impossible challenge

This american man thinks he can beat me he thinks he’s better than me well he might be but today i’m gonna try to prove him wrong so i’ll give you guys some more context if yeah if you don’t know yet but desto posted this short saying i challenge you and tagging me on

Youtube so let’s watch it so i don’t have to explain to you guys all right let’s get those i know you’re gonna be doing a live stream or you’re going to be trying to get as many lighters as you can so i propose a challenge to you i now have 27 plus 27

Plus 15 69 elytras you really don’t believe me that these are like you know whatever we are on uneasy vanilla one two three boxes oh are we [ __ ] man and as you know when you open a box the tab menu does go away you can test that for yourself

69 elytra’s that is how much you got to beat in one stream do you accept the challenge ace kotos i accept the challenge turn the music back on i scottos me accept the challenge to get 69 elite trust now before i go and starts hunting for this light truss proving

This american man wrong i’m gonna call him up and see what he has to say Testo what up so tell me your last words before you die you suck you’ll you’ll never beat this challenge and uh good luck why am i even talking to you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you testo this american guys okay let’s turn the the epic music off okay so

Uh let me go to the minecraft tab uh right here let’s uh put some background music on do it i have so much to tell you guys this stream by the way so i’m super excited to be streaming um as you guys know i have a new pc now oh that’s loud

And with this new pc i’m playing with like 500 fps while streaming oh my god oh no it’s not 200 okay four dude what the [ __ ] it’s so amazing i’m choking on my own words dudes look how much fps i’m getting oh my god new pc and zero lighters allied trust

[ __ ] you i’m gonna beat tesla’s challenge this american has been bullying me for days now every day tesla comes online just to call me out for being poor like look i am poor in real life and you know testos rich and that’s fine but like he can’t be

Be rich in in minecraft and in real life at the same time that’s not fair come on guys testosterok i got him oh my god oh yeah wait is the music too loud how was the music i haven’t streamed in a while um I’m streaming early as well because yeah boy got a new job um my new job is cleaning in the hospital for all the new people watching i used to clean in the hospital when i started doing youtube and well i i stopped doing it because it’s a terrible job so

But you know it pays pretty well especially for like you know being in college um so yeah i went back to cleaning in the hospital and i have a lot of stories to tell you guys just from the first day i had my first date today um which i’m gonna tell later on

But you know let’s let’s let’s get our first elytra first before we do anything so i have two lighters already that i found before stream but those i don’t want to count those in with the 69 elytras those will not count so looking at your tweets making one make

Me hates twitter less by one percent thank you i thought you were gonna say like your tweets are horrible yeah gathered is now on twitter which is kind of funny hi bacon what’s up bro yeah i’m just gonna be streaming for like five hours i’m not even gonna look how

Many viewers i get or whatever like i’m just gonna be doing this and um you know i’m just gonna be vibing today guys telling some stories having fun and of course beating testo up i’m gonna beat testo up in real life this though that is a threat report me now

It is not by the way for youtube let’s go let’s go first ship what is it going to be a looted [ __ ] unleaded hell yeah number one [ __ ] oh testo are you sweating are you are you [ __ ] your pants are you [ __ ] your pants testo you are don’t lie to me

Testo is like oh god i made a mistake i went after the wrong belgian hell yeah you did hell yeah you did i’mma get six nine lighters before you can even get before you can get say something funny before you can do 69 in real life or something i don’t know

I’m bad at telling jokes give me the lightroom please you know maybe i’ll just hand out the lighters after this i need to get 69 adventures i don’t know how dudes how many people are in here like 12 okay so hold on i need to put the stream open on my

On my laptop because i want to be able to see what’s happening like what you guys can see uh one second okay so i had to wake up at 7 00 am today no no no no i had to be at work at 7 a.m today

Waking up at seven is easy no i had to wake up at like 5 30. it was my first day at the hospital you know 5 30 is decent i’m not feeling too tired right now i thought i was gonna be way worse but you know i’m actually feeling decent i’m feeling okay

And um so 5 30 i wake up i bike to the hospital and it’s all right it’s all right uh then i come to the hospital and it’s kind of like i don’t know where to go you know it’s a new hospital it’s not the same one as last time

So i just started like kind of walking around and well 7 a.m reaches and i still don’t know where to go so i’m like oh [ __ ] what if i what if they get mad for me being like late or whatever um but yeah eventually i found another cleaner which like then i um

They told me like oh you gotta go here you gotta go there i go to the place where i need this need to start cleaning and i need to clean the intensive care units with like you know all these people like dying it’s not fun it makes me very uncomfortable being around

People that are literally dying uh which i mean shouldn’t be a surprise surprise to anyone um but you know i’m waiting for my my boss to arrive there like the person that needs to you know show me around i wait like 20 30 minutes and nobody

Shows up so i’m rich i’m just there like 7 30 a.m in the intensive care unit just waiting and nobody’s coming and then i finally asked uh someone that’s there like could you please please call like hr like i’m i don’t know where to go nobody’s showing up what the [ __ ] dudes ugh

And then at like 7 30-ish someone finally shows up and it’s like oh yeah the person that normally cleans intensive care units isn’t isn’t like uh going coming to work today so i just wasted like the first 30 minutes of my work day just waiting and you know i like

I’m still getting paid so it’s not too bad but it’s just dumb it’s just like bruh these hospitals like you come on get your [ __ ] together so then i do the cleaning and all that [ __ ] and it’s like hella weird i i gotta work with like some old ass people you know

Like this one lady that was showing me around she goes like on what do you call it in america where you stop working um she’s like one year before like stopping to work i don’t know what it’s called in america um or in english or whatever

But yeah they’re like old as [ __ ] you know um and during the break all these old [ __ ] ladies started hitting on me and this other guy they were like oh we got some fresh meat in here being like oh i want to work with with the young uh nice looking guys i was

Like hey yo what’s up bro it was like hella weird bro this [ __ ] old ass dusty ass lady started hitting on me and on this other student uh dude that was working there i was feeling like mad and comfortable dudes like i don’t know what the [ __ ] like what’s happening here you know

Um so yeah i mean it was like half jokingly oh this is also i’m on someone’s trail [ __ ] it was like a half jokingly that they were hitting on us but it was like two they were basically being like like come to my house and have sex with me like

Almost at that point it was like hella weird bro i don’t know i was feeling weird so yeah and they only did it during the break i think like when all those old women get together they just get so comfortable that uh that they i don’t know

They don’t even have limits i guess one second my [ __ ] laptop crashed i don’t know why i can’t read my chat anymore so i’m sorry if you guys said anything gills oh yeah hell yeah dude those were gills for sure yeah i mean like one woman was like 55

Or so the other was like 60 something literally being like oh you can you can come to my house and you won’t have to clean anything there besides like you know i was like yo i don’t know man maybe i got me if i was single nah nah

I’m kidding not even single bro There’s people who work in retirement homes and those ladies are frisky is it is it also grief dude i’m on someone’s trail oh my god i’m just gonna go i gotta go like further away put my texture back on oh yeah so let me let me land real quick i need to

Fix my elytra i know the music is a bit loud for my taste so um bacon bacon official made me a texture pack which was really cool so let me just fly up high with this there’s something here and put on this texture pack uh oh here it is

Scott’s gonna get the achievement arch archaeologist bruh nah bruh ayo why is it not loading bro bro loads bro loads loads faster oh my god please oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god okay so um uh bacon made this texture pack with these beautiful totems yeah amazing rice

Dude i almost got a [ __ ] heart attack from the screen uploading you almost killed me with that dude yeah but the totem is too big so i’m gonna just i’m gonna i’m gonna take it off i’m sorry dudes it’s just was hoping for the dead shut up you need another right armor um

Do i get another red armor right now [ __ ] okay i’m not gonna bother i need to i don’t have time for this you know i need to just get the 690 light truss and then end the stream asap wait i am on some okay i’m not on someone’s trail anymore so i’m just

Gonna go this way The texture break is better with netherrides oh that no i’ve seen it yeah i know i’m not gonna bother guys i’ll do it in another stream thank you for the texture pack though of my face i like it take the dragon head as well oh [ __ ] i

Should sorry i’ll do it next time if you search close me greek songs come up i know i’m gonna do a video about it once it’s gonna get copyrighted and i’m gonna get no money from it but you know i don’t even make that much money from

Ad revenue most is from members and donations i should just carry empty chokers on you and place the ones you obtained for this challenge in a box easier to keep track and you don’t need to count true i’ll do it in a bit next time i land it’s because i didn’t explore

An end ship earlier uh because i could see it it was already griefed i’m pretty sure no i saw a broken block i think that’s why i flew over it You know the funny thing is i have enough i have enough netherride to make my sets and everything here never right but i just you know the chance is pretty big that i die here if you guys remember the eu survival stream where i just straight up didn’t look at the durability

And i just died that was painful testo gonna get the elytra no no no no no no oh yeah wait i forgot to explain the rules of the challenge one second oh my god i’m so dumb guys i’m sorry what the [ __ ] wait let me let me read the description real quick I forgot to read this i’m sorry skatos if you don’t accept you automatically declare you’re bad at minecraft what the [ __ ] this is harassment and you owe me an ingot but if you accept and beat the challenge i will give you the ally i’m currently using to end rates it almost has one

Million blocks thrown on it uh but if you accept and cannot complete the challenge you owe me a [ __ ] like this is not fair you know like if i beat this if i put all my hard work on beating testo he gets one he i get one elytra i don’t

Care at this though i want money minecraft money i want every i want five netherride blocks from you the electron now have is 1.3 mil yeah but like it doesn’t show how many flight blocks it has you know it’s just it’s yeah no guys i’m kidding i love tesla don’t call him

Dark water don’t don’t say actual mean [ __ ] only i can say mean stuff about this though because because testo knows i’m joking you guys cannot what’s the mod that shows the armor called it’s um inventory hud plus i only have one debris to my name okay then give me like 64 chokers of

Uh gunpowder I haven’t found a ship in a while what’s happening i need to find many many many many many ships oh yeah i need to stay maybe on the [ __ ] chun corners i have one c to my name because someone trapped me in a bedrock an obsidian i’m pretty sure it’s probably not bad

Truck um you already have access to my gp form true you’re off today test alright so you’ll be watching you’ll see me complete this challenge even if it takes me six hours because no five i only have five hours left to actually stream like if this challenge takes longer than

Five hours and i cannot do it because i needs to wake up tomorrow at uh 6 a.m for my work another day to get harassed by grandma’s trying to [ __ ] and i’m not trying to [ __ ] no grandma bro i got a girlfriend i’m not into that old [ __ ]

No king shaming though if you guys are i’ll pass you there number though if you want though maybe you should stop going straight line i’m on the uh i don’t know how it works so there’s this thing that’s your chunk coordinates need to be able to be divided by 20

And then you are on the right track for a uh end city so i’m just doing that but i don’t really think it makes a difference i don’t understand it okay grandmas are experienced forever you guys gotta get out of here with that [ __ ] like shut the [ __ ] up nah

Maybe you should just give the grandma the mcdonald’s number but tell them it’s yours that’s kind of funny i doubt they would actually make a move like that though there’s just no way and if they do then yes i’ll just give them a fake mcdonald’s number but like these people are literally like

60 like if it was like 40 and i was like single and then i was like yeah maybe you know but even 40 is like kind of dusty i don’t know dusty i don’t know why that’s such a funny word to describe old people are you where’s the hospital i need a

Job there shut the [ __ ] up nah get stay away from this hospital bro those grandma’s gonna groom you so the hospital i work at this a smaller hospital it’s like way smaller than the one that i used to work at at the beginning of beginning of my youtube and um

The most other people are way nicer and there’s only like there’s only like 20 cleaners or so and in the previous hospital there literally were like hundreds of of uh cleaning people like hundreds it was crazy big so i feel way better working at this this small hospital right now

Except for the grandmas of course um but yeah oh and another great thing is they give free soup at the break in the morning dude free soup i’m all down for a [ __ ] bro that’s so good work places that gave out free [ __ ] like yes it should be like that

I repeat those after the challenge is done you testo could sell all those lighters for one to four english each you’d be loaded that’s true i might give a few away i might sell some and i i’ll probably keep most for myself and for my friends uh

Those pirate doesn’t work by the way anymore it only works if you’re near the thing yeah i know i know it it’s but it works pretty well for the stuff in the ends i don’t know but i know it doesn’t work anymore in the in the overworld

The x-ray plug-in [ __ ] it which to be honest i don’t mind to be honest like that’s that’s all right these are not like banning it for being an exploit or something ignorant like that you know low electro yeah i know thank you we’re almost halfway there guys okay oh hell yeah

Yes let’s go oh boy we’re going fast today oh testo is shaking and crying and pissing right now hell yeah see this test though scott how many so i need to get 69 uh to beat testo to be testos challenge oh yeah i’m actually gonna get the dragon heads

I keep forgetting i’m sorry it’s pretty frustrating to see i hate when streamers don’t do like what i would do you know what i’m saying like yeah and streamers are just being dumb like me like i’m doing now but you know you guys don’t understand when you’re streaming you just you forget [ __ ]

Very easily you’re just not thinking about the the stuff you would normally think about how about you give me a free light converter and paper or rockets i would give you a free elijah and not not not the other ones though i mean maybe why not

Did i miss here or did you say 59 uh 69 i don’t know if i said it wrong lesson three jokes cringe no no no look look look i’m gonna i’m gonna be grinding i’m after i beat testos challenge i’m not done with the end you know i’m gonna keep going and

Then i’m going to like uh mine the jokers or i kill the chokers grind all that [ __ ] but the tesla’s challenge is that that i need to get 69 elijah’s in one stream so i don’t have time to like rate every uh entity technically 71 since two of those in

That box aren’t from this stream just suck suck suck my dick do you hear that i said it i said it i want it i said it i want it i said it per and bus you should get three chokes of electros yeah like i’m not stopping dudes

After after i beat this six nine challenge i go all in dude i go for the uh six thousand the light trust hell yeah you crashed your laptop from a thousand tnt minecarts dudes with my sexy pc right now dude i’m like i’m i can’t even believe that i’m

Streaming without lag that is so insane to me to it like my my pc is just it just it’s so sexy dude it’s just going for it it has like easily 400 fps right now dude you’re probably at 70k no further than that i’m a bit further than that i’m still

Under 100k though i only flew like 50k ish on off stream ship ships ah you [ __ ] i hate you personally [ __ ] yes it blessed me it hurt my cries for help testo start crying oh [ __ ] testo i’m going for that ass boy better start grinding for your ingots boy damn

I forgot so i almost forgot the ally try uh i should get like another choker out for the other gear i guess uh like that why is my inventory so filled so annoying oh my god okay dude at this rate i’m gonna actually beat this challenge dude oh my god i

Thought i was not gonna be able to do it at this rate i really think i can yeah i’m gonna take the dragon s2 69 dragon heads yeah you know like having two like having two stacks of dragon hats is like pretty insane right so i’m just gonna try to do that

How do i add shaders to normal minecraft you need to install optifine first and then run optifine only way you know the crazy thing is i could actually like put shaders on should i put shaders on let me do a poll ball time guys get ready for pole time

Uh how do i do poll oh here paul time paul time okay i don’t know why i’m screaming i’m such a [ __ ] dumbass my neighbors are probably like what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] these kids optifine is free yes shaders on yes 100 of you guys damn boy okay i’ll put it on

I need to keep this in my hot bar complimentary oh dude oh my god i i could never even dream of doing this ever i never even dreamt of doing this like streaming with chillers was with shaders was my like my wildest dream ever holy [ __ ] dude what the [ __ ]

Oh my god this looks so good and i’m still on 200 fps oh my god no i’m gonna cry skato’s crying stream holy [ __ ] the most beautiful ever dude if i even tried to to do this without streaming on my older pc i would die like the pc would die

Tears in my eyes crying shaking oh did someone subscribe hell yeah oh yeah by the way i changed i changed the donation sounds to it being a totem popping so you know what cheers is complementary it’s the same that uh shane also uses it looks so

Insanely good to it it like it’s not only this but it gives like a 3d effect to the blocks so it’s uh look everything looks looks like very crisp and smooth at the same time it looks complementary amazing probably the best shaders ever i i used to use bsl

For mostly because it was just uh not as um not as how do you call it like hard for dpc to run bsl shaders is still good like low cpu shaders but complementary is way way better looking two end cities with no [ __ ] ship disgusting i use optifabric because

Um iris gives like their weird menu rights and irish this is not this is like a weird menu i don’t like it i i kind of like it optifine just feels like normal minecraft with more options that’s kind of like yeah what i’m like all about

Like even this inventory hud that i have here i don’t like it i’m only having it because i want to look at my elytra because i don’t like to see too many stuff on my screen that’s not like vanilla so i that’s why i also

Don’t use a mini map it’s just i don’t know i prefer my screen to be like as empty as possible Scott don’t run on the right block what do you mean i want a nerd block what are you talking about But yeah when you’re not streaming or like recording anything you don’t really need a good pc to play minecraft you know like with a 500 pc or laptop npc as well you can play minecraft like completely normally Which is a good thing you know what fine if you do beat this i’ll give you a block of netherrides since you don’t want my elytra but you have to move those two lighters not from the stream into a different box fine i’ll do it at the next um ship that i find

Sanctuary malacca is behind you oh no the infamous and easy vanilla um person i don’t know if you’re like a griefer or whatever dude this [ __ ] is just so beautiful dudes i would look at this ah i would look at these shaders all day dude this is so good it’s so sexy

Oh my god playing minecraft like this is like [ __ ] a dream no lag [ __ ] no lag i’m just am i gonna take the golds i guess i’ll take the golds i have enough of all the other stuff so tesla wants me to put the other elytras the two other electrons that are

That i found before this stream and another in another chest or whatever so look two electrons go in here those don’t count because i found them before the stream and now we are at one two three six lighters so only 63 to go guys hell yeah 63 more i trust

Saying it out loud sounds terrible and i don’t want to do it anymore the shaders do look sexy but it is as sexy as those dusty grandmas is it as sexy as it’s just no yes i mean those dusty grandmas are not sexy i i promise you

They’re not even like the good looking grandmas you know they’re like like the dusty dusty ones 63 to go damn what challenge are you doing i just joined so if you want to hear the explanation you can go to the beginning of the stream where i do the quick intro

Uh but i’ll just say it here real quick so tesla challenged me to finding 69 in light trust in just one stream if i beat him i get uh if i beat his challenge i get one netherride block and if i don’t beats then i give him another right ingots

Is that i explained right i think i i think it is because what kind of hot chicks you like my girlfriend the only old chick i like she might be listening to this stream but that would always be my answer i hate the grandmas i love my girlfriends nothing else shut up testo Uh friend of mine do it i’m like ruining my my real life to play to to beat your stupid ass challenge test though a friend of mine like my only best friend that i have asked me if i’m free in a couple of hours and i’m gonna have to

Say no because i’m beating your dumbass challenge i’m gonna be like nah sorry i gotta i gotta play minecraft oh my god i’m such an embarrassing person to be a friend of in real life holy [ __ ] uh skato’s girl should be like excuse excuse me she’s not she’s not italian

But yes i i don’t want to talk about you know disrespect anything disrespectful towards my girlfriends but talking about grandmas is funny nobody’s gonna deny that out of everything that i thought was gonna happen today at my first day of my first day of the job i did not

Expect it to be anything with grandma’s i’m choking i gotta get some red bull dudes let me fly up i gotta get red though because i don’t have water in my room so i’ll just stick to red bull one second to be right back okay i’m back addict yes I’m tired and thirsty so like red bull best thing i used to drink monster i mean sometimes i still do but whenever i drink monster i just feel extra unhealthy even though even though it like it’s barely a difference you know but monster is just it just feels like toxic poison

If i drink it too much i don’t know but even though red bull is like just as bad but who cares hey it’s gotta wanna buy a box of thin mints then then ten minutes then mince these nuts or something i don’t know what’s what’s what’s thin mints am i getting baited

We’re actually gonna take this one it’s got no one stopping you from hanging out with friends shut up you you just want me to [ __ ] you want me to lose this challenge that’s all that’s why you’re saying that i am canceling all real life uh stuff to beat this challenge i don’t care

Friends are replaceable youtube isn’t that’s a joke if for whatever weird reason my friend is listening dude what is thin mints i don’t know what you’re saying am i getting baited scott let’s say you found a 500 bill and a hundred dollar bill on floor which one would you pick or would you

Pick it i would pick boat what do you mean dude i’m hella poor i need boats having like only even if it was like uh like anything you know like why would i not i need money bro i’m still in depth from uh buying this pc so

This guy is smart oh yeah thank you yeah no i just think like poor people when next event i don’t know i don’t know we’ll see we gotta like if we can’t do them too often because then you know people are not gonna start showing up

And we need some some some team some a reason like like my birthday or like someone’s birthday or some something special to come together is anything happening this summer does anyone have any good reasons for an event can you guys ban bahu i mean if he doesn’t if he’s respectful

In the chat it’s fine long as he doesn’t annoy anyone it’s it’s okay you know like what do i name the event just an easy vanilla event the eunesia vanilla events like what okay and what do we do like what do we do in the event

Like we all know pahu just wants to kill people but like what to what do the actual people do ah mopo yes maple’s right fun thing to do with your homies this summer what i don’t i don’t have many homies i only have like two real life friends i i

Honestly don’t even have time for more to be honest i also barely hang out with the few friends i have so let’s go it’s scott i have an idea for an event with me a better stream okay well there you go guys you have your events

I guess we’ll be doing it soon that’s still has idea aero party at those home yeah who the [ __ ] is flying out to my to my dorm bro like standing in my dorm could probably fit like 10 people and it would be like jam-packed like completely nobody else would be able to enter

Those maybe you can make rooms and we would have to complete it yeah that works but like you only need like one person to like act up and you know not follow the rules and it’s it’s already like kind of [ __ ] it’s hard to do you know like there’s only like a few

Like not many things you can do on anarchy like if you make something like a big event with like a lot of buildings and it just gets creeped in the first 10 minutes of a stream it’s like yeah kind of a waste of time why isn’t chat on because i don’t want

Youtube tv like i don’t want anyone to be able to report my my videos for anyone saying bad words so just to be safe i think it has happened before like if some youtuber had had cotton band for like from someone saying a bad word in chat or like has gotten

Their stream or whatever taken down for it i i forgot who it was but it happened to a pretty big youtuber i don’t even know if it was energy related but yeah it can happen not always though just don’t get by who get the chords if only it worked like that yeah it

Doesn’t work like that sadly and if we do it too far away from spawn it’s not it’s not accessible to everyone so yeah it’s hard it needs to be something easy simple not much preparation i don’t know but yeah testo has an idea so i guess we’ll hear it after stream

Or like i’ll hear it and you guys will hear it when events happening what was it what are you talking about i shall speed i’m not getting very lucky with these electrodes like i don’t know i have uh eight lighters now counting this one that i’m about to find I need all the dragon head dude do you guys think like steve uses these heads like as a flashlight because like when you’re playing single player like who else you’re gonna [ __ ] like steve ain’t [ __ ] no sheep or cow you know i ain’t going until 2023 so do whatever

That’s gap but you know who cares okay go this way scott i want to see what spawn for this is done i will come there shortly you know why not once i if i do get the 69 elite truss i’ll go to spawn by the end of the stream

Oh no never mind i can’t i set my spawn somewhere and i can’t show you guys so i can’t i’m gonna have to end the stream in the end when i find the nitrous don’t want to spoil it yeah sankri is right what else are you gonna do

Only explanation is that you like find another server to do it on or whatever self-control nabra pvp brain has no self-control and yeah you kind of ran away from daddy’s comings last time i don’t understand why i don’t know kind of weird for a vp ring

I mean we’ll do an event soon enough guys don’t worry about it and all the cool people will come and all the not cool people will not come Next event we do we will be doing i will invite those people though only the people i trust and people that i’m so soft i’m not gonna invite probably so we’ll see come on give me a juicy juicy city oh yeah so i was talking about this in the discord um

Last weekend i was with my parents working i i went with them for work and we were like pretty far away from from our house going back it was like 8 00 8 p.m or something and all of a sudden we get the car gets notification like the motor doesn’t work

Anymore and you need to stop the car immediately it was like it was like what the [ __ ] and uh or like the engine i don’t know why it says motor let’s touch the engine didn’t work anymore so we we we go off the highway and right off the highway there’s like a

Is a stoplight or whatever it’s called at like a super busy intersection and you know we stopped the car for stop lights for the red lights and when the red light goes on green we want to keep going we try to turn the car on and the car doesn’t turn on anymore so

We are there like stuck at the [ __ ] intersection like a super busy one with like a car not working and of course people start doing their horns and [ __ ] like that and my goofy ass had to go outside to like you know go do it like with my hands that people

Need to go past her car and we stood there with her broken down car i me behind the car like showing people where they have to go uh waiting on the police to come to bring us to safety um so yeah like 20 minutes later the police comes pulls up

And yeah the car needs to get towed and then like they put us in a parking space like a few minutes away and then they are like okay well your insurance doesn’t cover anything here uh because we were in the netherlands and we only have belgium insurance so

We need to wait for a towing vehicle from belgium to come all the way to where we are to pick us up and so yeah it was it was long nights and it sucked and i hate i hate cars now like why do cars break down the [ __ ]

So yeah that was my weekend super exciting um i heard about it in the discord yeah i was texting in the discords i don’t know because do you want to make a server with me what do you mean make a server with you a public server like for older people to join

Because then probably not no actually not nothing i wouldn’t make a server with anyone i’m too busy i literally i don’t even play minecraft anymore because i don’t do this time i make time for streams only scott i sent you a small version of your

Head this totem i fixed it oh let’s go i’ll put it down a little bit then equilix survey and you can make money out of it no i wouldn’t be down i would feel bad not bad i don’t know making a server like that where you know it just feels like

Give me money i don’t know maybe one day if i like if i am like uh how do i say it like if i want to make a server like right now i’m not motivated and if i were to do it it would be just for money

I don’t want to do that if i ever do it i want to be doing it because i want to have a cool server where i can you know make content on mostly so probably not i’m getting no luck with these [ __ ] ally truss [Laughter] [ __ ]

I’m kind of [ __ ] here if i don’t get more it would be paid to win yeah no like ain’t no way i’m doing a pay to win server can you imagine holy [ __ ] just being like hi guys i made a survival server like completely out of character nah ain’t no way

If i ever did the server it would be some kind of some kind of um anarchy type server you know some kind of [ __ ] like that i don’t know like ernicky but something special like something like that i would like really enjoy and where people have the choice to donate

If they want to or nobody gets no no pay to win [ __ ] i have served as a child you know being paying giving so many so much money to servers that don’t deserve it i’ve done it too many times as a child nah i don’t want anyone to go to having

To go through to through that [ __ ] because i know how easy it is to make [ __ ] dumbass children based because i was one of those dumbass children so i would never what the [ __ ] shut up oh no the pirate i’m using the pirate oh no i’m gonna get vans i’m gonna get by

And oh eat up please e-dog i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry for pirating on your server e-dog one two three four five six seven eight nine ten oh my god dandelion dress boys uh i’m going the right way right yeah dude purity players are like crying right now looking at my pirate

They are like shaking and crying bye bow if you ever make a server tell me because i’m a pro at making servers yeah that’s i mean i have i have some friends that make servers as well so i’ll see i don’t want to say any disabled and sit generation the same city generation

Oh my god stop edok i’m not using nct generator you know what it is actually really cool seeing testo online with his main i always wanted to see that phone was removed due to an exploit oh my god mossy you’re a real an easy vanilla player saying that

Second monster going i mean red bull going up let’s get those i’ll make a server for free and all the money gun go to you now i don’t want to like promote any servers right now i’d have to do it on my main channel and like uh i don’t know

The only sponsorship i sponsorship i actually took was uneasy because you know i was gonna play an easy vanilla regardless so and it’s just a nice thing to have But i don’t know at the moment i wouldn’t take any like a real sponsorship of a server like maybe for a stream but not for a video i think or they would have to offer me like a bag which nobody would ever do because i’m irrelevant can someone let me know when it’s

Morning i mean i can’t but like anyone in chat let this man know if it’s morning or when it’s morning what else happened let me think oh yeah do you guys know this um the stupidity guy named smart african or something yeah smart african is his name right

I’ve been watching him lately i don’t know we we just he started commenting on my videos and i started watching his videos so he could do it to b2t like yesterday or two or two days ago i was watching all his servers on all’s videos on it i can’t tell if if

Smart african is like like doing a bit you know i can’t tell if he’s like joking around or how serious he is because he sounds like so serious doing his videos but i can’t tell like something about it just seems off or it’s just me like not like having hard times believing anyone

Uh but this video was really good about it and uh why he quit super tutti i liked it it was fun watching so shout out smart african if you guys want to watch anything now i have eleven nitrous rights so 75 78 wait what am i saying 70 what the [ __ ] i

Mean 57 more to go what other mods that you use but let me go higher up by the way if you want to join the discord the link is in the description to my discord my instagram my twitter my tick tock my second channel anything you want in the description

Also the donation link okay i’ll go over my mods so i have better third person which allows me to look around completely then i have better f3 which is you know obviously this the better stream menu um but let me go here then i have bobby which saves chunks

You see how that i have more chunks that stay safe normally you can’t have that with bobby it saves the chunks it doesn’t use any much more like ram for its you could use it with low end pc then i have boosted brightness which doesn’t work when you have shaders on

But you know it is what it says it boosts brightness with it’s allowed in almost every server so you can get that inventory hud plus is you know the inventory speaks for itself and we got logical zoom which is basically just optifine zoom but a bit smoother a bit a bit more cinematic

Because the basic default optifine zoom is a bit it’s a bit too slow for my tastes then we have i know what this is it’s like some library mods then i have mod menu which basically is this menu and then i have not enough animations we just add some

Some extra animations to people it’s it’s client side so it’s just like how how players interact you know like yeah i don’t know uh realms like no i’m not gonna make you stream odds i make people stream out if they’re here like for like two trips two or three streams in a row

You know people are i feel like are always just watching they are stream mods because i want people that i can rely on for to be there if someone starts being annoying to mute them to delete their messages you know that’s why i need stream mods oh voices brightness works with some

Mods okay good to know are you playing on an easy never mind you’re yeah i am playing on amazing oh wait there’s so you don’t have mod yet what the [ __ ] i’m sorry wait let me let me make you chat mods just though i’m sorry

I thought you were somehow in my mind i thought like oh you must be mod right but there you go now you can delete annoying people you can abuse your power system we love power abuse we are all about that [ __ ] that’s the first mute in in chat let’s go

Hell yeah this though i’m getting so bad luck with these chunks with these nut shanks um oh i’m out of fireworks oh yeah you see the the the more and this is the the better f5 thing i can do this it’s so cool and the animation mod is just like it

Shows your short toning in there and it gives like extra animation so [ __ ] you do animations look more smooth i need more [ __ ] uh where’s the fireworks i’ve listened to this background music so much and it’s i still like it i don’t know what it is it’s just it’s good

If i’m ever rich i’m gonna get this guy that that made all this music like i’m gonna just hire him to like make me some custom soundtracks i’ve been using his music for so long it’s this guy called white bat radio very epic he by far has the best like stream music

No copyright [ __ ] i know he could one day make always music uh copyrighted and get all the revenue from all my streams he could do that which is uh why you should never use other people’s music even if they say no copyrights because they can always [ __ ] you over later

But you know i’m just i’m just trusting my guts that this guy is not gonna do that okay make discord channel where you put all your mods check out my second channel i have a video on their whale where i link my mods uh it’s like top five client sides mods

It’s all my second channel the main mods are in there my second channel is called toastme if you don’t find it you can click on my channel and then look at the channels i recommend on there i also post daily on my second channel so holy [ __ ] what’s up bro

Why do i keep getting these these double ships i get like no ships for like so long and then i get just double ships like this is like a third one or so faster fill up faster if i’m actually fast enough i can still have a social life

If not i’m gonna have to disappoint my real-life friends scott’s second channel oh yeah thank you for linking it to us though yes yes actually making tesla mods my best best decision ever because you always hear this though thank you i love the second channel hell yeah

Who is this guy the guy that makes music can i show it i don’t know let me try so this dude white oh white bad audio i’m sorry i said radio white bad audio this man is like insanely good at making music and it’s all no copyright so you can

Also use it for your videos or whatever he has like a couple of genres of music let me yeah let me close this i guess this dude super cool yeah so check him out for sure um can i go back yeah use ncs no i don’t like the edm it’s too intense

It’s too like noisy i i wanna fight when i stream i tried it i tried putting on edm when i first started streaming and like like no copyright music the channel trap it’s too much thank you testo i that’s those being the perfect mod oh my

God this though i love you so much you know this to when you stream make me mod i’ll do the same for you i really appreciate it that’s that’s really nice of you first to be muted by testo that is a historic moment it’s captured on stream guys holy [ __ ]

And cs coded i used to listen to that [ __ ] back in the day i don’t i don’t enjoy it too much anymore i mean i only listen to rap nowadays so you know or like mostly at least damn dude what the [ __ ] is cheap g plates damn dude what yo

I’m getting straight g sets from this bro holy [ __ ] straight g sets gang wait do i have half a choker filled already oh death so start crying right now start pissing and crying she said all in chance at max not some of the enchants what i had a plot for

Oh it didn’t have mending oh my god i’m sorry i forgot about mending i’m sorry it’s not a g-set but almost i’m sorry i doubted that manning i didn’t see desto shut up [ __ ] we birds out here she said gang for life hell yeah we passed out here oh dude it’s so funny

I couldn’t have picked a better minecraft skin i can’t even lie i love being a minecraft bloods that’s the goofiest [ __ ] ever is this you’re just so dumb make a badass map bar tell ya what do you think the reaction is going to be when you win this challenge

Testo is gonna cry and piss i think probably he’s gonna call me on this scorch like absolutely sobbing dude he’s gonna be like i can’t do crying but uh i i wanna do crying voice of testo but i can’t i don’t know how to do it but uh yeah

It’s the gang life in minecraft hell yeah i’ll put down the texture pack in a bit will you add the channels i recommend uh i don’t know you know yeah sure i’ll add a channel in my discord where i put all the texture packs skatose me related and all the mods that

Are also that i use yeah let me do that i’ll do it like tomorrow but remind me go into the discord if you see me talking tomorrow just remind me on and i’ll do it because i will forget if you don’t i i i kind of want the swords bane of

Our arthropods if i ever have a spider farm hell yeah i’ll probably never have a spider farm but you know it’s just it’s cool oh no double boat come on that is a bra moment right there i’m a road known actor but can i call you testo do you wanna

Do you wanna cry for me on stream like do you want to do your reaction before you actually do it if you if you know what i’m saying because i will add you to my channels i recommend but i don’t know how to add to recommended channels so i guess it’s google time

Yeah i’m i kind of half understand what you’re saying so that’s so i feel like you should call in and do your sobbing voice just so the people can get ready to to see to see like how big of a [ __ ] you are oh my god [ __ ] god i’m dudes

I’m sorry i’m not actually i’m not i love zesto everyone knows this i’ll ban you from your own channel if you beat me when i’m at like 60 elijah’s i’m gonna just ban desto from being mods this could those mean never lose you know the thing is i won’t lose but i

Might be forced to lose if this takes too long because i have to actually work tomorrow morning very early dude i’m gonna be here in like five hours with no viewers trying to beat this stupid challenge oh my god bro dusto is part of the mega master moment

Oh my god we’re making a kids like actually rage in minecraft it’s still the funniest [ __ ] ever nothing will ever beat mega master video Unless i make like another kid cry but that’s kind of hard i also always feel like mega masters always watching me who in chat has seen the minion movie my girlfriend just uh came to my house and the first like one of the first things she asked was like

She said was that she was wanted to see them [ __ ] minion movie i was like what now i’m probably forced to go see the minion movie with my girlfriends Make a pirate video that beats mega master what do you mean minions the rise of gru no it’s such a bad movie i mean i don’t know i haven’t watched it might be decent but your girlfriend is so based i’ll tell her that you said that before stream i was playing some

Valorant with my girlfriends it was fun we play every now and then i had like 39 kills it was so dumb we were playing against some [ __ ] bots bro and i had 39 kills it was so crazy by far my record of kills hurt a bands

Going to see minions in a suit i mean only like one theater and of course that one dear there makes the news if it even happened for real you know like there’s just no way that would actually do that like you would want as a theater you would

Want all those people to come in in a big group because that’s hella money bro there’s just no way what does height user on this channel do that makes like that makes the user completely disappear from all my channel so if the user ever comments like no one

Will ever see that comment so only do that with like the real bad people that are not meant to be in this chat uh because if i have to like unban them then i need to go in my youtube settings and click on ban and i can’t be asked so

Don’t accidentally hide someone from the channel test though like bohu only if he if he goes too far but he has been decent and in the chat i feel like dusty minions damn bro i want i want some no i don’t not even gonna finish the sentence it is basically a ban yeah

Oh yeah by the way my gifts you can actually gift subs nowadays though so when you are a member you can gift memberships to to viewers and those viewers when someone buys a membership need to select like yes i want to be a member or like i want to have the

Chance to become member and then youtube picks the most active viewers to become a member like um like in this case it would probably be like uh henning because he comments on every video like youtube looks what’s the most active youtube uh the most active viewer

On the channel and gives it to them first you know it’s a really cool thing i like that they did it like that because on twitch anyone can become a member or like sub even though you’re like first time viewer and on youtube that’s like all the real fans get priority

Pick one you want who wants the first band no that’s no shut up wait for winning challenge you get 100 bucks or 10 gifted oh my god 10 gifted 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 and get it i want it i want it

Okay i’m gonna tell all my friends in real life i’m gonna say bye right now my job tomorrow i’m saying nah bye i mean we only have like 10 viewers so like everyone viewing guys by the end of the stream you hear that if you want a membership for free

Uh stay till the end of the stream you have to chat a lot for for you to be able to get it and um and you will have access for free for one month for all the members only exclusive videos insanity hold on i need to ask my accountant or

Just do five tests though i don’t know what can you give just one anything is fine you don’t have to the grandma’s in the hospital is minions no delica is best micros player life that is kind of true though please give me scoto’s premium i mean

Yeah desto is going to give out i mean maybe maybe tesla is going to give out members at the end of the stream which would be cool to have the first members and remember when tesla does the membership gifting you need to click on the message

And say that she wants to to to be able to eligible so youtube is very stupid it doesn’t just give it automatically you have to actually click a box that says yes i want to be eligible to to be uh to receive a gifted membership so remember that when he does it

And if he does it because this does not he doesn’t have to it also means that i can give memberships oh my god guys i can also give memberships to you guys it just hit me yo yes yes yes okay okay i can use this many times then

Like if i ever get like a big donation or like a good paycheck i’ll just be like end of stream or like at a random moment in the stream i just give uh free memberships oh hell yeah dude i’m excited now i like that [ __ ] i didn’t even think about that option

Very epic can i be the first dan dude you’re not nobody’s gonna ever see your your comments or or chats ever realms why do you want that when a spawn party stream i’m back i got to go tessa you you just asked your girlfriend anyway you asked your account your [ __ ] accountant um

Spawn party i would get killed asap like in a second i don’t know or you mean just a party near spawn yeah that will happen but not like ad spawn give me membership so i can comment on the members only vids oh yeah dela guy um yeah are you yeah

You are delicate um delica you get uh these you get members only emotes as well you get exclusive emotes testo drop some members only emotes in the chat right now as soon as you hear this i’ll protect you don’t worry do it it only takes one crystal no it doesn’t it

Takes like three but you know you know what i mean hell yeah this though your girlfriend’s your accountant i mean yeah smart option i would ask my girlfriend to be the same i’m always nerdos why are they not working i think you yeah there they are

I need to add some more emotes but i forget i’m sorry can anyone remind me tomorrow to add more emotes i will do it as soon as you remind me tomorrow because my brain is just dumb i i’m just way too busy and tired always so i forget

The title and thumbnail seem to imply that wait scott didn’t you do the unofficial face reveal with the bandana off in one of your members only videos i mean you’re gonna have to be a member to see that one so if you wanna see which member views

You’re gonna get access to if you get a gift membership go to my channel and scroll down a bit and there you can see all the thumbnails and titles from the members only videos i’m gonna be dropping some some better ones in the future but i’ve just been so tired

Scott you have too much of a life i mean my only life is [ __ ] work and youtube you know like mostly work i i wish i had more of a more of youtube life and less work my entire [ __ ] days just work like if i wasn’t streaming right now i

Would be working my second job and well because i’m streaming right now i need to do my second job tomorrow the the administration job that i still have going on right now so you know i’m always busy i hate it but it’s part of life and it’s part of not being broke

It’s better to be always busy and always tired than than being broke that i can assure i mean i’m also still broke but you know what i mean i can at least sustain myself and buy food right now yeah i’ve had this administration job for a few months that’s been paying me really

Well but they are having less hours a week for the the summer holiday because they’re also making us money so that’s why i also took the hospital cleaning job so i kind of have like two jobs one and a half because administration job is less hours

And i get to pick my own hours with the administration job but yeah the grandma’s in the hospital is just as good as minions to fork what right scott stop having a life minecraft is love my versus life yeah i would you know i’m just thinking about imagine having an entire week

To make one video like like these hermit crafters and and other big minecraft creators you can do so much in a week like bro i i didn’t really understand how these minecraft hermitcraft people did it like make such a good video every week or other youtubers

But if i like think about my entire week and see how much extra how much extra time and effort i could be putting into just youtube it would be so insane dude like mostly most of the time i work like two days two three sometimes four days on a video

And that’s not entire days it’s like a couple of hours per day um but if i work to do like like six seven hours per day for a video for an entire week dude the quality would be so insane bro i could do like every [ __ ] video idea i have like just yeah

But you know maybe one day How do you have the sky like that hi joe it’s yeah it is the shaders it’s complementary shaders investing in stocks nah i don’t have the money to do that you know everyone always says like only invest in stocks what you could you know the money you could afford to lose like

People with a regular job like people with like a regular income can put down like maybe a thousand dollars into stocks or or maybe even a hundred but i don’t have that money you know even putting down fifty dollars for stocks would be too much for me to lose

It’s like entire week for food i could i can’t afford to lose that so i just don’t have the money to put into stocks and i also don’t know anything about it so i’ll most likely lose it um scrolls me when i told you about the command i found

Basically a nokum exploit for minecraft bedrock and no what the [ __ ] yeah i don’t know anything about bedrock and i hate minecraft that truck it’s it makes me angry i love stocks of course you do this though speaking of exploits the pirate is an exploit guys purity vanilla said it

But yeah now that pirate is useless on pure on an easy as well with the x-ray plug-in it’s time to go x-raying or i mean Uh pirating i mean it’s the same as x-ray to some people you know on simply the mr epic covered on exploits which allows you to transport items from one server to another damn that’s insane i only know the mr epic by name and i see him on twitter a lot

He has some pretty base takes sometimes so i have never watched his videos yeah user was kind of dead as of lately simply is more like popping so byron simply i mean at least you’re still allowed to buy arion here can you imagine they banded dudes after me supporting an easy that like

Imagining edok just comes out and says like nah can’t use it under no circumstances i’d be like nah suck my dick but eric would never do that edoc is is my baby daddy i love him and if he does do that then i i will be coping very hard

No that’s just propaganda don’t worry about that i don’t know though i’ll ask he’s pretty fast beer i still can’t believe how it up just managed manages to jump scare me so easily i mean right now i have this donation sounds of a totem popping which will probably also jump scare me

Uh but yeah either cause like jump scared me like four times or so already i think even a fifth time that i haven’t even released yet i’m gonna release it in a second channel video i think how loud is it i don’t know i put it

I put it i put it pretty loud i mean i’m also wearing headphones so anything is loud scott before the server updates 2019 start using the shortcuts the shortcuts what do you mean in four minutes you have streamed one 100 minutes damn this has been that long already no actually that’s fine

That’s not too long that’s fine it’s doable the 69 and i trust i feel like if i’m done before 10 pm i might still go out with my friends for like an hour but i’ll see maybe i might just be too tired and i might be risking not waking up on

Time tomorrow so food f 3 plus f wait what what do you mean before the server updates to 1.19 what are the shortcuts let’s go 100 minutes live and how many lighters do i have let me check in 100 minutes i got 14 plus 519 elite truss so that’s like um

50 more to go damn that sucks that’s just painful wait the shortcuts got removed wait but can we still what nah what no that’s not i mean f3 plus shift still works or oh just f3 plus f got removed okay so okay okay yeah yeah i

But byron is still there though on 1.19 [ __ ] saying that it’s not a vanilla feature moyjang knows it’s there bro anyway oh yeah the next ship i’ll put my totem on that’s fine i mentioned you in two of my tweets oh is it twitter time do i go on twitter on livestream

It can be bad there can be a lot of sticks and [ __ ] on twitter and other naked body parts you know in the comment section but i might re i might just risk it you know [ __ ] it for gathered i’ll open my twitter see what’s uh what’s poppin

I hope i’m logged in please please oh my god please just [ __ ] ah i’m not logged in oh yeah i’m on a new pc right now ugh so annoying okay i’ll log in while flying i guess i want to see what color tweeted at me

And i want to show you guys as well so no i don’t want to create an account login [ __ ] this is so frustrating no oh my god speech ads could doze me login i forgot my password wait you guys can see right okay good these work Yes it works okay i’m not gonna fly while showing my twitter though that’s that’s too risky even i don’t do that [ __ ] okay let’s just see my [ __ ] um this is literally you you broke as a [ __ ] [Laughter] that is me [Laughter] uh literacy controls me after he sees

Anything else then right okay wait let me hide real quick Literacy tells me after he sees anything else than arise and what’s tuna i’m scared that there’s gonna be some like titties or something wait let me check it before what the [ __ ] is this dog i hate you guys i hate you okay well it was not worth it your tweets are mid

I’m sorry i said it mid tweets Password reminder grandma lover 69 oh no why did i tell the story about the grandmas look i didn’t [ __ ] no grandma you know would it even be worth asking mojing about that about the pirae i feel like they would just be like like yeah it’s in the game i don’t know

It’s literally been there since literally forever i don’t know what to tell anyone like it’s it’s been there since forever just approved it in this video it’s since the first update so i don’t know why anyone at morgan would be like oh that’s bad or like oops bug exploits like no

And the pirate has been updated like many times from blocks like in different versions different blocks show up so they are they must be aware that blocks show up on the pie race so what the [ __ ] um scott how do you have that money bar on screen oh it’s a stream lapse

Streamlabs is terrible the only way i you the only reason i use it is because i don’t know how streaming with obs works like all the widgets and [ __ ] like that the best thing about streamlabs is that it gives an option for people to donate through streamlabs if you can’t use the

The youtube sound the youtube donation sounds uh sound what am i saying the youtube donation way so it gives that section a second option and also it gives just a lot of [ __ ] like just chats like um the little donation bar which i just don’t know how to do an obs

Uh it’s probably very easy but i just you know never looked it up and i uh too lazy i would have donated but i’m not giving google my details i mean do troops streamlabs then if you don’t want google to have your details do like use the link in the description

Also yeah google has literally every detail of mine because they need it for um for me to be monetized so totem time nah nobody’s donating bro which is fine i will be giving gifts ups next stream probably as well is it possible to get a membership through paypal

Yeah i have my memberships on on paypal through paypal i mean like you need to go through youtube and then pay with paypal yes the good thing about the youtube thing donations through youtube is that it has more payment options and streamlabs only gives paypal which to some people is good and for

Some people isn’t sorry i had to pause still fast oh no tesla’s gone damn i drank two of three monsters i keep saying monster red bulls already and i’m getting thirsty again let me get my third rattle i’m gonna go up and then okay i’ll be right back Come back scott when i click the join button i see no option to play through paper am i missing something hmm let me check no idea oh wait i need to i’m gonna try in the private window i don’t know if it works like that though

Because i can’t i can’t become a member to my own channel oh totem you forgot oh yeah i’m sorry i’ll do it next time i land i’m sorry i’m trying to check what um oh god i need to sign in uh let me do it on on another account on my phone

I have no idea what it looks like to become a member so on my phone i get all the options but it might just be because it’s on my phone so i don’t know i don’t know i can’t check right now on pc but what payment option does it give

Like does it just say nothing because i can’t see from of my on my pc we are not having luck with the [ __ ] cities which is kinda annoying me because i kinda don’t wanna be streaming for five hours which i’m probably gonna have to do because i want to win testo’s challenge

I don’t want testo to be able to tell me anything he’s already richer than me in in on an easy vanilla and he has he has been here for less time I have had two months to gear up and tessa just joins and in like two weeks he becomes more rich than me insane what if you look out you for no i can i’m allowed to log out but the challenge ends as soon as i ends the stream so you know

I am allowed to take breaks from the stream so if i like if i get hungry i want to eat in like an hour or so i’m just gonna put the stream on pause for like 15 minutes so the stream stays up you know i’m not gonna

Die of hunger because i want to beat this challenge you know if i get hungry i’m gonna eat and that doesn’t count as ending extreme this is gonna be my longest live stream in a while though for sure but it’s fine like normally i start streaming at like 8 00 pm so

We got time it would be nice though if we were to find some more ships anytime soon i am flying on the right coordinates so okay right in time i was about to question uh some says e-dog okay erock always tried to throw me what if he just removes every end city

In a million court radius he would be the type of goof he has to do that [ __ ] come on go down go down okay i’ll this goofy ass wants me to put his totem on i’m sorry i’m not i’m not trying to be mean but i am just lazy um

Okay skatosmi totem texture pack it’s right here wait which one is it i think it’s this one [Laughter] i don’t know if i like this it’s kind of it’s kind of off-putting i don’t know just having my face looking at myself in the corner i don’t know

Sure i’ll i’ll keep it on for a bit It’s still it’s still a bit big i don’t know it looks bigger than the normal totem if you know what i’m saying oh yeah but i fly in f5 so it’s fine you almost never see it it’s it’s all good yeah i’ll put i’ll put the the pack and

All that [ __ ] in the discords if i don’t forget tomorrow i don’t know why anyone would [ __ ] use that but yeah you’re yeah feel free i guess seeing real life [ __ ] in minecraft is always just so goofy oh 28 durability i’m already out of potions or like bottles

I can go a little bit further ship no ship let me get some more okay We gotta get some more i’ll do it tomorrow gonna get a haircut my hair’s too long before youtube i didn’t care about my hair being long now that’s the only thing i care about or like you know what it’s like it’s the only thing about my appearance that i have control of and

Not caring what my hair feels like bro oops so i’m gonna keep it short and to be honest i like it more when it’s short wait what wait did you guys see dave’s plate in the f3 corner it’s 60 420 days played so in exactly nine thousand days

We’ll have six nine four twenty oh my god dude imagine if it already was six nine four twenty damn with how much time would it take for for 9 000 minecraft days to go like uh if one day is 24 minutes and then multiply it by nine thousand i have no idea

Is anyone good at maths in the chat because i’m stupid as hell bro i feel mad both in high school and in college no in uni College and uni are different things in belgium i know in america it’s kind of the same right if i’m not mistaken oh yeah by the way [Laughter] um did you guys see the last video on my on my skatos to me channel on my second channel

Like uh did i find a megabase or whatever it got like a like a hundred views or something and i thought i was gonna get like no views but yeah it was good click baits i guess and it wasn’t even a death click baby because i put a question mark in the title

Uh triune okay so i’m gonna believe jo this is no schmuck because he sounds smart so in 125 irl days that’s pretty good you know i feel like i’ll still be alive then so yeah 125 days from now we’re finally gonna have the epic number

And we have to do an event on that day [ __ ] i’m thinking like what if that’s like on the worst day that i just cannot play on i’m gonna be so mad i think i’m gonna put it in my calendar like yeah 125 days from now that’s like in

Did i i don’t know what date is it then i can be asked to [ __ ] figure it out how many dates i need to put it in my calendar it’s super important am i going the right way no so but yeah if you’re watching you’re not

Yet in the discords let me know or like not let me know join it it’s epic i think this week i’m gonna film the q a video for my second channel and i have a lot of questions so it’s gonna be a pretty long video i think and then

I’m also gonna film a second warden video because like warden versus crystal pvp because that [ __ ] popped off on my second channel bro that [ __ ] has like very good views and like many watch hours and i know that warden versus crystal pp is like a meta that

I feel like i kind of created it or or i just i don’t know i haven’t seen anyone really do that [ __ ] before me because i did that [ __ ] way back before the warden was really out and like one of those shorts is like my most

Viewed short ever with like uh i don’t know how many views i got like a couple hundred thousands like warden first crystal pp that’s my [ __ ] i guess i don’t know if anyone’s actually done it like i should look it up before me at least but yeah it’s still popular so

And i’m not gonna do it for my main channel even though i should because it would get me more money but i don’t know it’s like it’s not really my thing for my main channel it doesn’t really fits the the main channel as well so i’ll just keep doing those videos on

My second channel and i’ll probably get my second channel monetized like that just by posting those warden versus crystal pp videos and i also like i like it i like making them those videos and editing them so it’s a win-win in 125 it’s november 6th okay november 6. that’s on a sunday uh

Okay you know i think i can try it i could i could yeah yeah yeah we should do an event then for sure make sure you’re free guys 69420 event on an easy vanilla and if we can’t do six nine for 20 then we can just do six nine six nine zero

I guess it’s so funny seeing my face i can’t get used to it god i can’t believe i can’t live with the [ __ ] um like thinking that my [ __ ] parents and family will ever see see my face it’s so cringe or like see my my face my youtube channel i mean

Like no but everyone would be like so why are you wearing a bandana it’s like no i would cry it would be so cringe it’s like yeah mom i’m uh i’m so i’m a blood gang member in minecraft oh god no the totem gives me ptsd same even though it’s my face

The totem skin is too cursed yeah it’s so bad oh my god why did why did you make this uh he wait bacon asked me for for for uh a picture that i wanted as a totem and i sent him i asked him like do you want my my real

My like my real face or like my character skin and you know he said it didn’t matter so i sent him first i sent him a minecraft skin like just the face of it and then i was like oh i i still had like this this picture that i took on my pc

For like a thumbnail so i just sent it this way and i thought he was gonna use the the minecraft skin but no bacon bacon chose to use the most cursed [ __ ] ever just my [ __ ] goofy looking face oh yeah awesome my [ __ ] the the video where i unbox my pc and [ __ ]

Like that did pretty well i literally didn’t expect it to do well at all because when i hit 750 subscribers i did a room tour or setup tour and you know okay my setup back then was like very trashy but it’s got like 200 views or something

Like it’s still up on my channel my setup tour it’s so bad i mean it probably got no views because it was just a bad video um and this video was at least like pretty good edited i feel like but yeah i don’t know it’s pretty cool to see something um

That doesn’t really have to do much with minecraft i mean maybe having desto atleganti and all those other people reacting to it was like another fun part of it or at least i found that the most enjoyable parts seeing uh testo and atla reacting to me having a new pc

I watched that back or i watched it back when the video came out it was fun i love making dog water texture packs yeah i i love looking at it i just i can’t promise that i’m gonna have this texture pack on the entire time it’s just it’s so bad dudes i’m sorry

Hello i’ve joined high flow falls damn you’re already three months member [ __ ] bro time goes fast i damn i think after gold it’s um so it’s first bronze for one months member it’s silver two months gold three months and then you jump to six months

I think that’s diamond oh yeah you got a diamond shield behind your name but i don’t think i even have members enabled for six months so wait let me let me check what what’s my oldest members i think i can check right i mean i can’t show this to you guys because confidentiality

Let me see my oldest member testo is my oldest member with five months subscribers so tesla is gonna be the first one that’s gonna have the diamond uh shield behind his name dude five months oh my god i literally thought i had members for like three months or so but uh time

Flies damn it does feel like a week ago and by the way if you like if you are a member i think it works like if you are a member and you stop being a member you still get to keep your um your shields like when you renew it it doesn’t reset

I i i’m pretty sure it works like that i thought so at least because pewdiepie also had um i was i was a pewdiepie member for a while until i literally didn’t have money [Laughter] i was like a two two dollar a month pewdiepie member

And it really came to the point where i had no money on my account so i had to cancel it and i was very sad it was i bought it because i i re-watch i like to re-watch streams from people that i enjoy and pewdiepie set always streams to members only so

That’s why i bought it and worth it not gonna lie worth it for sure let me put my other um oh these ones almost one choker how long have i been live dude how long is this two hours okay not too bad could be worse right two hours almost one choker so

Two more hours is a north choker and then another and then like another hour or so oh my god damn bra five hours that’s just painful but you know desto said that he was gonna give memberships so i’m doing it for you guys watching so you guys watching gets the membership hell yeah

It’s been a year and a half since you first joined manville anarchy a year and a half damn boy that’s the longest time yeah i mean i haven’t even been doing youtube seriously like this for like a year i think it’s like for about seven months i’ve been putting no not

Oh let me see let me check my channel i don’t know for how long i’ve been actually putting in the work And with putting in the work i mean like putting real work into it because before like to the point where i uh lose sleep over youtube you know wait let me first rate this uh ship i think it’s about six months because when i first joined simply vanilla i was

Still pretty new to to youtube and my my videos were still not that well edited like looking back on it not that i did it like um explicitly i just was bad at editing i tried to make it grooved but i didn’t i didn’t understand pacing i was like

I didn’t retake my voice recordings you know like if something was like trashy i was like oh it’s fine but no it takes like one minute to redo it and now i learned i just if something doesn’t sound perfect you redo it always i was looking at my channel wait so march

Damn so yeah in march i already had my members enabled oh my god i need to be more careful i need to fire up higher Um february December Yeah i feel like around around november december is when i started to take youtube pretty seriously like when i started like really going for it and i don’t i wasn’t even monetized back then um but being monetized does this uh motivate it in some way or just it justifies putting in work

I guess in my mind because i’m putting in like hell hours into youtube right now but yeah november how many months is that like one wait let me fly up more november is how many months ago one two three four five six [ __ ] uh seven eight so about eight months

I’ve been doing youtube that’s pretty decent or like for real i mean eight months that seems about right because i’ve had my channel for like longer than that obviously but yeah it’s kudos you got some work to do for our archangel fyi the thing is today oh my god it’s today

Oh my [ __ ] god i thought i said it’s wednesday i swear they said it’s wednesday I told them it’s i thought asaka i couldn’t do it today i said it wednesday and i swear wait let me open these chat messages i swear i told this guy that i’m i couldn’t on monday because i knew i was gonna do this thing Yeah wednesday i got the receipts asaka i said i was gonna do it wednesday shaking my head and he said yes i guess i change it you know i’m just too busy to take discord you know come on i forget no i mean they might they might be doing

It today that might for a second might have forgotten that i said i couldn’t on monday because i wanted to do this stream because testo had already made the short you know challenging me so i was like okay i’m gonna keep money free to do To do this stream i’m making kids for watching the stream as a good stress reliever kid making is fun but also tedious yep true that’s why i hate it making kids is horrible i mean making kids with a t you know like making kids hell yeah bro

I mean not actual kids i don’t want the kids but i’m the joke is having sex but uh i i didn’t have to clarify that you know this inventory hud plus is so handy dudes i’m never running out of electron my eyes are just fixated on the [ __ ] pirate and on the

Yeah that i try in the in the corner there i’m not gonna have an ear survival no moment anymore that clip was so painful dying in the voids such a noob nope moment wait i drank all my red bulls oh my god Oh i have two monsters left oh no i’m gonna wait i’m not gonna just i need to not drink too much unhealthy drinks sorry i’m late it’s got those discord link hell yeah don’t worry testo i reminded them your stream is today wait what do you mean oh yes you thought archangel

I don’t know what they’re doing but uh i told osaka that wednesday i could and not today so i don’t know i’ll i’ll check back on them after the stream too much reading to do in the discord if you don’t have to worry about kids wait you don’t have to worry about kids

With hot kills ah dude it’s it makes me like it makes me like want to throw up thinking about some like oh no i can’t even say it dude I’m not even gonna say what i’m thinking bro that shit’s [ __ ] up now shut up about kills bro i don’t think they got a memo i literally thought osaka and osaka said okay i don’t know bro he can check the dms it’s not my fault uh i’m not gonna take an iron

I have the urge to talk about grandma [ __ ] but that’s like so disgusting oh my god because it’s funny not because i’m into it by the way for anyone no oh no why did i say that i’m gonna get clipped oh no oh no oh no

Dude i gotta stop like speaking my mind bro oh my god i’m so dumb like someday someone is just gonna drop that and i’m just gonna be like nah the only gracie no no i’m gonna die don’t do that [ __ ] bro that’s disgusting no the only [ __ ] you can get shut up i

Literally have a girlfriend and no it’s not my hand she’s in this in the discord literally come on no ship come on bruh i’m trying to like trying to like have my life back tesla took my life away now i need to beat this challenge to get my life back

At least i got this banging music to be honest this would be easier off stream because i could just put on a movie sit back you know the uv’s got one christine yo when when is the fan art of me looking at some gruesy dudes no no no no don’t urbunda

What do you mean bunda bunda is just an ass right so scott looking at chrissy map hearts uh yo i’m gonna get on another axis one second like on another elytra quadrant i’m having bad luck right now i don’t like it it’s annoying wait i need to go further

Maybe i’m on a bad trail of end cities i’m gonna get them some on some good [ __ ] real quick because those me looking media channel um yeah i’ll check it uh oh oh no oh no i saw the clip i saw the clip i don’t even want to play it on stream I sound i sound too serious when i say it [Laughter] hold on i’ll play it when i’m when i get on the right x axis or whatever uh 100 more chunks and i’ll open it by the way is it there to get level 3 rockets or do i just keep it

With the level 1 rockets i could literally cannot still like which is better for for flying far away Because i always just use level 1 because to me flying is easier with it but uh for traveling i don’t know come on come on come on come on come on okay five more chunks and then i go to the left okay nothing here damn bro

Wait let me just check the clip first i want to see it i want to see how bad it is uh oh [ __ ] i opened my spotify that was not meant to happen okay let’s see how bad it is i have the urge to talk about grandma [ __ ] but nah

Okay you can kind of hear i’m joking kinda that’s my only i thought it was worse why is this enderman looking at me bro I use strictly level one rockets yeah yeah same i i always die when i use level three rockets like or like i pop my totem like not when traveling but i mean like when i’m at base or [ __ ] like that because i’m so used to level 1 rockets that i just

It throws me off having level 2 or level 3 so i just can’t calculate it decently afk flying that’s illegal on most servers right your speed just last a little longer before slowing down i still think level one is where it’s at cheapest okay that’s what i always was thinking so i’m glad

I’m glad that something’s the same hello andrew and andre lucas what’s up brother not having too much luck with these cities well afk flying is not is banned on most servers right like having something that allows you to afk fly i’m like i’m pretty sure i saw i saw it

Somewhere i don’t know oh never mind you just fight up like 5k y level yeah okay no no that yeah i thought you were talking about like some some mod that keeps you up like this because i know that exists but yeah i know what you mean gliding is allowed yeah

On the simply vanilla you can’t go above like why 500 or something crazy like bruh oh my god next thing you know it just look at the bands imagine ah speaking about band i’m not gonna say it but tester recorded some funny [ __ ] for one of his videos so

Definitely check that out when it comes out i guess i mean if you’re in my discord you’ll see it pop up when tesla drops it skull it makes me think of the [ __ ] the discord emotes you know the skull or like you know when people type skull in minecraft chats but

Yeah you know what i’m saying no oh very very good sexy armor that’s like almost chief sets bro hell yeah you know i’ll take on breaking three that’s like oneness enchant that i have to do is this sugarful ah still not no testo i hate you you took my life away

Why do you do this you demon you are a horrible person testa i got like barely a choker full like how many blocks are in in a joker like what uh 36 yeah right it’s 36. i got like basically one choker fill 20 oh no no no no no you’re joking right 26

No not 27 okay oh my god 69 is so much dude 69 is so much i literally can’t Ah i want the gift subs i want i want to have it i want to beat a stupid challenge dude why couldn’t you just give me like 30 or something even that would be too much Did you hear about this 5k spawn render i did no i don’t think so i want to see yeah i’ll look in media channel the the sky texture is from complementary shaders very epic shaders bank i’m also almost out of fireworks at least in my inventory wait can you the fights

Wait i’m stupid right okay i’m gonna calculate something and it’s it’s embarrassing so i’m gonna hide it oh yeah it works never mind i’m stupid okay i’ll look in the media channel what’s what’s here what’s happening oh no all right let me go high up i i want to show you guys this

Um do this do this i love gracie why am i bald what i just thought why the [ __ ] am i bald bro you could have just used the sketch you had last time this guy is fast with this with the fan arts too it’s damn i mean okay it’s not that impressive but

Let’s just pretend to this baldo is me okay sure ship yeah pyra is not affected by skulls i feel like it’s like immediately i don’t know what’s happening i think it’s literally only for chests and um jokers and [ __ ] like that i i think i’m not sure maybe maybe just

Oh no probably because this is naturally spawned and so maybe then it doesn’t the x-ray work the x-ray thing doesn’t work so it might only work for naturally generated structures okay now i finally have one choker fill wow let’s go ah not worth it guys this is not worth

It never accepts challenges from testo tessa you spent like five days on your [ __ ] 69 stupid dumbass light truss okay if we keep going wait i’m going wrong way wrong way all wrong way okay i’ve been playing with pirae a lot on uv seems to depend on the item yeah

But like for show curse i think it it does it the x-ray does hide it the x-ray hides it with the the most nearby block the most nearby natural block that’s uh around it the x-ray yeah i said x-ray alright yeah so i don’t know did 38 of them were in one night

Three-hour session the order 31 were the next knights yeah see everyone can do two nights it’s different when you do it in one stream [ __ ] yeah i said it i called you that i said it and only i can can say that to testo nobody else the music do be vibey though never

Boring hell yeah okay here we go it’s going a bit faster now so uh what is the what is half of 69 it’s like something so i’m always halfway done guys holy [ __ ] halfway beating testos challenge i’ve got on to hunt when you got on the stream i play on

Going like all day oh you’re gonna go all day okay i mean i can also do all day when i’m not streaming streaming is just way more tiring than uh you know not streaming oh god stop stop stupid almost one mil out in the end on a single axis damn i’m i’m

250 250k right now so i’ve been covering a lot of grounds down 250k already [ __ ] bro oh holy [ __ ] was it like three in a row damn boy i’m having luck today like the one before these two was like super uh fast as well oh yeah boy no no

Oh [ __ ] his second amendment right caught me guys he shot me scotch you didn’t take all the diamonds yeah i mean i don’t really care too much about the diamonds i have a lot of diamonds and i don’t think i’ll ever use them i just give them to people that like start

Out or whatever wait did i already loot this one i did right yeah so i’m going the right way the wrong way i mean okay i also have enough emeralds thank you though for uh reminding me of everything appreciate you oh yeah anas was your account hacked

What the [ __ ] i forgot to ask you to ask you you sent me that goofy sdm bro the one that uh that’s been going around damn boy another one oh hell yeah bro oh my god edok is [ __ ] it look educ is [ __ ] me like in a good way

He’s [ __ ] me and i’m enjoying it if you get what i mean hell yeah i’ll take it i didn’t bro you didn’t notice wait i don’t want to oh yeah wait bro you didn’t notice this with i i can’t show all my dms one second bro this is the [ __ ] uh

Spam dm that’s aaron that’s been going around there you go i mean that’s you right i mean there’s nobody else okay can we get four in a row dude if we get four in a row i’m like taking my pants off right here right now

It has to come like any moment now any moment now come on come on come on come on nah we’re not we’re not we’re not having any ships today okay i guess three in a row is the the best we can do if so that’s because i got hacked somehow i’m okay

It’s fine though yeah i mean some people lose their accounts with that [ __ ] but i’m glad you um yeah i mean i’m not dumb luckily at least not that dumb i don’t send like i mean i don’t believe like scam dms i never have uh

I hope i never fall into it i don’t think i there’d be something like very targeted and personal for me to believe in something like that i feel like it could be hard to [ __ ] scam me like that i just don’t click or open anything from anyone i don’t like

Fully trust or like anything of that [ __ ] you know ever ever i’m too paranoid about that [ __ ] and i also don’t know anything about like computers so i just and yeah so i just don’t don’t risk anything do diamond blocks let’s [ __ ] go i love diamond blocks dude those are some saucy diamonds

Okay the choker is full let me get it back where’s the music let me go back to uh number one in this playlist okay so this one is full that one is with the light truss let’s start putting them in this chest or chest i mean choker

Let me put the 30 dragon hats in here as well just in case and just like if i somehow die then i at least don’t lose all of that you know anything can happen i don’t think i will die though but this yeah they’ll make more paper because i can’t

Be asked to every time crafted so perfect that’s okay that okay are dragon heads worth anything no but it’s like you know having a lot is pretty cool that’s all you know like it’s just as hard as getting a light truss you know so yo can i join please

The ip is in the description it’s an open anarchy server and right now i’m doing a stream where testo the guy you see in chats um challenged me to get 16 annual trust in one stream but yeah play.nizivanila.com hell yeah another one uh it’s a no hack energy server so

You can just join on java vanilla just don’t use hacks that’s all easy as that and i’ll just have words true but it also doesn’t take too much time oh no no ah why am i scared i should be fine right do i take the plans protection helmet

Do i take it i’ll just take it [ __ ] it thank you for the server ip test though oh yeah by the way mods are the only ones that can send links so if anyone else tried to try to send links or or server ips they can’t which is cool

I mean that’s that’s good most of the time so uh the other servers i play the other one i play is simplyvanilla.net also a no hack energy server but uh you can check my channel i only i only play no i guarantee servers so and my main series are both

Simply when the line and easy vanilla but uh the one i play most is uneasy at the moment media channel again uh oh we have another clip guys yo okay and 1.20 they should make so you can break your armor for the percents the armor what are you saying uh

Bacon i don’t really understand what you’re trying to say there can you guys see i know now you can wait i’m scared to click oh i’m like okay let’s watch this clip guys taking my pants off right here right now oh i’m like taking my pants off right here right now oh no

What the [ __ ] is this bro hey oh i’m like taking my pants off right here right now [Laughter] i say it so aggressively what the [ __ ] oh my god oh my god wow i should make the sound bites like um um for like subscribers like if someone subscribes or something [Laughter] serious dedication

No you don’t have to break in the right hole to get serious education you just have to make one and you you get it immediately anyway guys how many subscribers are we at or like oh no never mind you guys can see i hate that youtube made it that way like regular people

Can see how many subscribers you have exactly oh okay we gained like eight subscribers from the stream which is not bad i guess like back in the day used to be that you could see the exact amount of subscribers and it’s so dumb that they took it away You know i need to do more base hunting on stream because the [ __ ] last base hunting stream got so many views and subscribers it’s so insane i need to do more i don’t know when though i’ll try uh when when this weekend nah friday maybe i’ll try friday

Yeah they did it after all the drama with like james charles and all that [ __ ] when uh people were like canceling people and like taking away their subscribers and then it was automatically updating so everyone was like hyping it up like oh my god look how many subscribers are losing

And you should’ve said i am i’m like pretty sure that they did it for that reason that uh people you know can’t see how many subscribers you exactly lose and [ __ ] like that yeah you should be stupid oh my god the [ __ ] dislikes bro shut up annotations i somewhere understand because

They were getting used like by spam like a spam you know people would would put like a huge annotation over the entire video and if you wanted to [ __ ] pause it it would just like go to some [ __ ] spam so i mean maybe they should have just put

Limits or whatever on how much or like whatever but that would probably be too hard uh but yeah dislike is still the worst [ __ ] thing that youtube has ever done to protect small creators first suck my small dick [ __ ] you like come on man

Like if if my video gets like a [ __ ] ton of dislikes like so be it i’m not gonna like cry there what the [ __ ] i don’t care like what’s a dislike gonna do to my ego like come on it’s literally just to protect big corporations and i could have just said

That you know like at least be honest you stupid ass so dumb like um my most disliked video is the why i don’t play purity vanilla but it still has way more likes than dislikes i can show you guys let me let me let me show you guys

It got like a [ __ ] ton of likes compared to the dislikes it has and like those few dislikes are not gonna do anything to me like i literally could not care less about the dislikes uh how do i show these oh yeah here we go wait let me share my screen

I’m not showing anything bad no i’m not so here why i don’t play i’m purely vanilla 166 comments bro oh my god that is insane probably one of i if if not the most commented on video and look 105 likes compared to only like 12 dislikes like

Who is youtube trying to protect with with their [ __ ] goofy ass banning dislikes that makes no sense enable dislikes now but yeah nothing is gonna change youtube mind you know not even like like yeah no no nobody’s gonna hi darian perez uh there’s a chrome extension that returns dislike

Yeah i know i should install it probably but i’m just i forget every time but it doesn’t really change anything yeah you can see it but of course having dislikes enabled makes people dislike more easily you know but um so everything that has dislikes has way less than normal still

Damn that’s almost a g pick but yeah i don’t know so stupid i’m going to dislike all your videos [ __ ] don’t i’m gonna unsubscribe this though don’t make me unsubscribe don’t you dare this way an extension that restores annotations i suppose like from old videos then because new videos don’t can’t have them

Which like okay fine that’s that’s okay but i feel like the it’s kind of useless because you can’t make new ones bro when you finish i made you a cake what where where i want cake i don’t think i’ll ever finish bro testo gave me the impossible challenge also

I kinda like my thumbnail i don’t compliment myself a lot but my thumbnail i like it i kinda went for the testo thumbnail you know it has like the tesla vibe because it’s like test always makes like these super easy thumbnails that like somehow do insanely well [Laughter]

I mean the video tesla’s videos are super insane but we all know you could do some work on the thumbnail system i mean me too of course but at the base you dropped off the silk touch oh it’s you yo guys it’s the guy from the second channel video wait

Let me show you guys for the ones that haven’t seen it yet let’s go to youtube.com toast me if i don’t die this is way too [ __ ] weird let me just this is sketchy i can’t just be flying and uh let me show this to you guys because this is the most

The most best video ever bro this one i think it’s like my one of my first katosmi videos i mean most of you guys have probably seen this if you’re watching this stream and look like i i left i found this random bass and i left him silk touch

And like a few weeks after he [ __ ] commented on the video and i thought i never thought like i thought this bass would never like the bass owner would have been like already had quit the server but but no he’s right here and now he’s in the [ __ ] uh chat hell yeah

Also this is my second channel for people that don’t know i post here every day i post shorts daily but you don’t get notifications from shorts so you don’t worry about that you do get from videos if you turn the notifications on of course uh just some small videos you know that

Are just cool but not good enough for the main channel or just not long enough for the main channel mostly uh so yeah check it out let’s keep pay something the stream keeps buffering for like two minutes now ah i’m sorry testo i don’t know what’s uh well what’s causing that

Thank you for the link oh my god tester you’re fast with the links to it damn hi uh arabic name man i don’t know how to pronounce or or read it it’s called i think i accidentally found out your last name uh no dudes my last name is nowhere

I have a lot of fake last names but uh none of them are my real one so don’t worry uh bro do you know that technoblade died yes i i do know play 2b2t one day i will but i’m just not ready for it now

I’m just i don’t know i’m too busy with uh with everything with youtube in general i feel like if i get bored of like an easy vanilla in a couple of months i probably will um were you asking how to pronounce my name properly you just did your name

No no no there’s this there’s this guy if you scroll up a bit with a arabic arabic arab name i can’t speak english by prior yeah you know i’m not supposed to playing 2b one day i probably will three hours already damn boy i could buy prior priority crew for 2b

It’s not that expensive so yeah i don’t know don’t even want to talk about technoblade [ __ ] it’s just sad i don’t know but let me put my lighters in my choker damn it’s looking pretty juicy dudes not bad what the [ __ ] did you guys hear something i

I swear i’m tripping i heard something in my like left ear like choker or something i don’t know maybe i’m tripping i don’t know what do you use to stream i use streamlabs if you don’t know anything about computers and don’t want to bother looking how anything works

Streamlabs is probably the easiest thing to use at least the only thing i know uh but obs like probably works better and obs is probably just it’s also less um intensive uh cpu usage and everything but i just don’t know how to use obs for streaming and i

I just cannot really be asked to uh look how i how it works even though i should i don’t know yeah it probably is better i mean i love obs for recording and [ __ ] like that bro of 20 perc no cap what are you talking about attending come on and ship and chippies

Wait anas you’re also dutch oh no oh no Dude we have a dutch person in chat oh no everyone tesla banned him i don’t actually but disgusting don’t be dutch in my chat that is offensive I’m kidding i don’t care i was about to click notice that actually banning i would feel bad and then i would have to oh you’re american oh you just cool translated i suppose that’s fine no ship oh my god come on But scott as a belgian don’t you speak dutch anyway yeah i do i am belgium i am belgian and dutch boats Can you imagine my pain It is so painful being belgian and dutch at the same time my accent is [ __ ] i can never have an english accent because i because my uh first language is dutch and spanish and spanish people also have terrible accents so i have i don’t know what it is bro like i’m just

I’m just not meant to be talking english maybe i should just become a spanish youtuber or a uh no i couldn’t even think about becoming a dutch one that youtubers are like actual cringe dude oh my god oh no if i ever become popular i’m not collabing with no dutch youtuber [ __ ] you

Hey no way spanish yes i like spanish He said no dutch when he is dutch yeah yeah i did you heard that right Have your danish people talk english i mean i feel like swedish people can pretty easily learn english right they can adapt their accent i don’t know how it is about danish but i would suppose it’s like kind of the same would you ever collab with a polish youtuber

Hell yeah of course i would nothing against polish people uh it sounds so bad when danish people try to speak english nah it can’t be that bad if it’s similar to swedish then it’s not bad the main two languages of belgium are dutch and french stop reminding me stop reminding me

I’m gonna scream so how are you disgusted by the french yeah i don’t care i am if i would have to choose though between french and dutch i would i would choose french every every time dutch is literally a useless language bro who else talks dogs [ __ ] dutch in the worlds nobody

Only belgium in the netherlands useless language french at least is stocked like in quebec in like half of africa or like more than half of africa and um yeah french is useful at least they’re just so aggressive yeah that’s a weird language it’s also pretty hard like it’s a hard language too

To learn if you’re not you know born into it and even the grammar is pretty hard it’s such like it’s so like difficult for no reason they have like so many exceptions for no reason in there like um german and friend in france for france what the [ __ ] german french

And spanish are all easier than dutch by far like looking at grammar and [ __ ] like that i mean do you pers like of course it can change from person to person but just from the grammar that i had to study from all those languages which was always harder um

Swedish accent is not close to danish what i literally thought it was speak dutch for us no never you’d have to pay me for that [ __ ] and even then i would like doubt it that you just nah i can’t do it on stream it’s too cringe bro no if you dog

Oh you don’t oh if you don’t speak dutch he makes it we have to get 420 elijah’s if i don’t speak dutch i have to get 420 lighters no [ __ ] you dude why am i not getting entities what is happening entity hello okay if there’s not one i’m gonna change

Trails in the next one minutes one two okay i’m just gonna count to 60. i guess i’ll i’ll go like do an even amount of chunks and then i’ll um change routes in most any schools we have to learn dutch what no way i didn’t know there were any other

I didn’t know anyone learned dutch what what the [ __ ] that actually blows my mind i didn’t know no it tested you can’t change the [ __ ] rules dude what the [ __ ] you made the video you should have thought about that before you made the video i don’t care whatever you got to say no

Oh it’s german not dutch oh okay okay okay that makes more sense because i was like what the [ __ ] like i i i would have i feel like i would have heard about that if it was if it was an actual thing he confuses the languages dude how can

You confuse german and dutch come on man yo narwhal narwhals belgium but don’t talk dutch in here in our role i will kill you damn the 28 people online that’s what’s up we like that i mean we have like three accounts from uh gold on top gold’s uh

Ox i don’t know let’s say his name and then we have like five accounts from testo don’t mind scots just speak dutch in here no no no no no no no no stop talking dutch guys is it normal seeing player on pirate entity yeah it’s normal it’s it’s

Seeing yourself i’m pretty sure it works like that at least oh what’s this ping oh my god my guy is like lagging lagging minus one what the [ __ ] yo how is he on minus one thing bro damn boy talk about dutch grizzy oh no dudes imma go pee have fun bro

Hold the tights i don’t know why i said that no boats bro oh yeah the energist and chest come in late on the fiery damn i just noticed yeah but the school is instant so we might have to test entities maybe entities are like instant as well and we might

Have to start hunting on entities because why would anti-x-ray hide entities i mean it should but i haven’t seen it what the heck this chia would i don’t know i don’t know that works don’t worry anas it’s fine come on entities straight up no luck with this huh okay might have to go

On another bit more to the left maybe you get more lucky i hate belgium hell yeah we all hate belgium worst country ever i mean it kind of is terrible [Laughter] uh they [ __ ] nah i’m not even gonna talk about politics i’m trying to like really get more lightress i don’t know How long have i been live guys i really don’t want to give up [ __ ] so long i don’t want to give up i want to beat tesla’s challenge but but from not streaming at all to like five hours just like the amber it’s hard pov the grocery in the hospital speaks dutch People that just joined don’t know what the grocery is they haven’t hear the story but uh guys yeah no you don’t want to know you don’t want to know what the curse is but be honest with me guys would the grossie be good or would it be too dusty let’s have a pull

Cross c for everyone that doesn’t know is grand grandma [ __ ] so let’s do a poll if you think degrassi would be good or too dusty let me let me let me get the ball started okay guys let me know about if you uh let me know in the poll

Let the pogo live already can you see it oh there you go what do you guys think about the grassy let me check yes grossie bro you guys are disgusting oh [ __ ] i accidentally turned my [ __ ] on my sound on on the on my laptop that i used to look at the chat

Okay okay now we have 10 votes oh it’s 50 50. so half of you are like hell yeah give me that crusty other office like nah too dusty yeah i think it’s too dusty i literally tried looking up crossy oh my god the search result got blocked nah that’s

Gap no no no no no no i don’t believe you until i see it myself What is gracie it didn’t get blocked wait ill what the [ __ ] oh my god wait let me oh my god let me show you guys this holy [ __ ] can i even show this now i’m gonna read this because i’m scared i know urban dictionary says with crossy um

Uh that it’s a greasy a greasy uh uh [ __ ] yeah that’s i don’t know what a greasy one looks like but that sounds ill i don’t even want to think about it okay let me end this ball that’s some degenerative [ __ ] i got going on here [Laughter] degrassi bro oh shut up narwhal

If the grocery too dusty just wipe just just wipe it dust off shut up guys just forget about the entire courtesy [ __ ] i didn’t say i am trying to [ __ ] grandmas the grandmas are trying to [ __ ] me okay not my fault fault imagine the stream gets like age restricted because we talk

Too much about currencies oh gods no i’ve been outdone in immaturity by scott shut up [Laughter] oh god i’m 21 years old dude holy [ __ ] Yeah maybe the stream should be age restricted thinking about everything i said holy [ __ ] guys have proof that youtube can go future puts the playback speed on two no that’s just delay shut up eating popcorn that’s just oh my god if you’re not in the discord join it right now dudes

Fluffles records himself eating popcorn and he uses it he he uses it as a reaction gif and it’s literally the funniest [ __ ] ever like when i started [ __ ] i was like laughing so hard oh my god [ __ ] my [ __ ] friend is calling me oh my god guys how do i explain

That i can’t that i can’t see her because i’m playing minecraft ah okay no i’m i’m not gonna answer the call on stream uh i’m also not gonna mute i’m just i’ll just [ __ ] text her [ __ ] it um oh my god my friends are hanging out and

I need to and i need to be like yo Okay that’s embarrassing oh well um ask her if she likes chrissy no no no no i can’t ask her i have another friend that i could ask but it’s he would still look at me weird And if you can eat yo nah this though not no not even reading that you’re the moth testo you should be you should be like the only normal one here come on man 31 likes oh yeah nice ah i hate you dude so many elijahs to go I did not think this was so painful does she give the groceries shut up i i’m not friends with with [ __ ] grandmas in real life i mean like uh like i’m not friends with grandmas periods why did i say in real life like also not like in any other way

I look i blame it on my bad english let me i need food there we go let me get some golden carrots you definitely have like four cursing in your basement oh my god no cnro dude guys just imagine [ __ ] a grandma that’s just disgusting come on no don’t imagine it’s it’s disgusting

Yeah actually you guys yeah imagine it now and throw up i want you guys to vomit imagine grassy in your face all like shriveled up [Laughter] ah stop no i hate it i want to die yummy oh no you’re nah nah you’re you’re no No don’t clip me oh my god i keep forgetting about clips i can’t say [ __ ] like this stop what you gotta watch grandma grandma’s boy what’s that is it an actual movie or is it look is it like i’m born up or something like what the [ __ ]

Is it just me or do my messages come up late uh yeah no i think i just read them late i don’t know i will imagine i’m an old man eating grocery yeah i mean i guess that’s normal It’s an action wait what’s grandma’s boy do it oh no oh no i need to look it up now oh no this is a real thing okay okay okay let’s read it in a bit i’ll fly up higher okay okay did it it’s got a 15 percent on rather than tomatoes

Wait let me see what’s what the [ __ ] is this about where’s like the summary about what the movies about come on give me a short summary One second i’ll show you guys or i’ll just read it maybe uh the film features a video game tester who is forced to move in with his grandma after being evicted from his house while falling for a woman who was sent oversea so what what happens who who gets degrassi

That’s the most important part uh alex is a single 35 year old video game tester who lives with his friend josh josh wastes their rent money on filipino hookers okay not bad that’s a joke so who [ __ ] the grandma after an embarrassing encounter oh my god i’m reading good parts with jeff’s mother

Rachel jeff is god masturbating in the bathroom testo why do you know about this movie what’s wrong with you who [ __ ] degrassi just tell me who [ __ ] the grassy it’s too much text look how much text this is nobody’s even telling me who gets secrecy i mean somewhere here probably okay screenshot this

And let me know um grandma’s boy is a 2006 american stoner comedy film directed by okay i don’t care um lex tries to stay with his marijuana dealer dante but cannot do so because dante is adopting a wild lion what the [ __ ] is this tesla what the [ __ ] um

Meanwhile an attempt to sound cool to his younger co-workers alex says that he’s living with three hot babes uh alex friends believe the lie and actually think the reason he is so tired every day at work is because he is living with three women who constantly wear him out in the bedroom okay

So when does he get degrassi who gets degrassi i’m just trying to know who [ __ ] the grandma bro i don’t know that doesn’t explain much also testo you haven’t explained how you know this movie there’s no gruesy there’s no grussy burr you [ __ ] dude i was about to like look that [ __ ]

Up but okay just abated me it’s fine no gracie no grossy guys don’t clip anything ever i think i can i can remove clipping i’m pretty sure [Laughter] i don’t know if i can i think so i don’t know oh ship ship ship dude i i don’t know

Man i i don’t know if i can do this anymore oh my god i’m just having so such bad luck with why am i not getting any ships i was like doing pretty well and now i’m like doing i’m like having the worst luck ever

Oh god i need so much more help me that’s 10 so i have 37 now ah that’s like barely more than half well i’ll i’ll go on till 10 pm and if it’s not by 10 pm then i’ll i’ll give i give up like i can’t go further at 10 pm because

I have to wake up early i have to do real real people stuff um hi nova there are lots of clips in the main media channel oh no one want me right now no you should make a winner for no reason i actually would but i have no like um skulls on me

I sc i ship scott with margaret thatcher what the [ __ ] did you guys see this i’m literally like i don’t know there’s just nothing this is like the worst look if i had better look i would i would probably already have like 40 at least you know or like 50 45.

I guess i’ll go on another [ __ ] trail scott you could clip saying you like cursy i know and i never said that i never even said i like crazy i said i want to see who who gets the gracie let me check the media channel i don’t believe you guys anyway

Who [ __ ] degrassi just tell me who suck my small dick [ __ ] you gladly i forgot i said that oh no why do i have the urge to like repeat myself what’s wrong with me he goes to care home for christy i work at the hospital bruh it’s not my fault everyone’s years old

Also bad news drought is delayed again bruh shut up nova get your server up right now i wanna make second channel video i wanna play some sky block bro it’s been a while kind of miss it and [ __ ] hypixel skyblock is cringe because i have 1.80 and i don’t like that

It makes me want to be angry grrrrr i’ve spent over twice my budget into it bro don’t do that i mean i hope you like i hope you’re like not actually like having fun like in financial trouble because of this server that would be bad i mean i hope so

How many elijah so far only like 37 bro i don’t know if i’m gonna be able to do it i gotta sleep early i work tomorrow morning i don’t just i don’t [ __ ] anyone at the hospital guys i still have girlfriends you just made a clash royale reference what

You did so much progress i do it i i know i know i know i know i just i don’t know if i can do it testo i don’t know if i can do it man i only have 37 i had no i had literally no elijah for the past like 20 minutes

It’s so painful i don’t know what i’m doing wrong and it’s like already 9 p.m unless i go on a [ __ ] winning streak like right now i’m not gonna be able to do it i would like i would push it to 11 pm but i need my sleep so badly so i cannot

Do more than 11 p.m you said girl gr i did say that not really because of the server i don’t exactly have a job anymore and the job i applied to said no to me today uh i know the pain you know when i applied to this hospital

I applied that day to like four jobs when i was looking for a job for the summer and like literally i applied at like 10 p.m in the night the next day at like 8 00 a.m the hospital called me like yo yeah yeah yeah we want you and um

Yeah they work fastest where’s the ship where is the [ __ ] ship give me ship oh my god [ __ ] you okay um so yeah the hospital replied to me like immediately but of course you know like cleaning in a hospital it’s not like the best job to have yeah

But all other jobs that were like actually goods ignored me so and i have had struggles finding jobs as i knew as most people know for like a longest time but yeah hope hope you find hope you find job very quickly nova nova man blue ship it’s so it’s so big bro i’m

Gonna [ __ ] oh oh my god i was about to [ __ ] lose my mind bro i i could not do it anymore throughout this network i’m building satos can tell you about it shut up pay me i’m not doing free promo [ __ ] i’m kidding i do free promo for my friends always um

Yeah nova is building this server called trout Period i don’t know what else to say what do you want me to to say bro it’s not even up yet but like there’s nothing to promote i’ll i’ll be making videos on his server when it’s out so on on the second channel so if you

Want to see that um check out katos to me youtube.com slash scott me you bro only applied because there was a grassy shut up oh god you know what’s crazy i had to sign an nda to work there and i had to show my What’s it called like my like the paper you can request that shows that you have that you have never committed a crime or never been charged or uh for a crime i don’t know what that paper is called in english but i had to show that as well

Which i have never had to do that for any job so that was pretty weird trout’s an active non active sure i’m kidding i’m kidding um paid to a network non-pay to win with network which is backed by proper youtubers such as the horizon and the duper trooper

I’m sorry yeah yeah yeah no no that’s real that’s real i’m not i don’t want to say mean things about drought you know yeah sure it is yeah i like drought i like nova it’s a good server check out droughts when it’s out but as i said i’ll be making videos on

It and promoting nova server because i love the guy i’ll have a creator code but i’m not getting directly sponsored by nova so um but yeah i’m excited to play on drought you know it has like um you can promote it in this in the self promo channel on my discords

Like nova is gonna it’s gonna have like some sky block and skyblock is always like so shitty play to win pay to win so i’m just hoping that throughout is gonna have some vanilla sky block that’s like not pay to win because i want to play that for a series i i you

Know i like skywalk you can’t post links in in the youtube chats i found a minecart track in another and after 30 min minutes it led me to the 6969 base from your video let’s go do it yeah now you know how long i set in that minecart yeah

I love that [ __ ] dude nice no ship of course of course why would there be a ship why nobody wants a ship right just don’t give me a ship ever dude i’m never getting these elijahs if i donate 10 memberships for the grocery pick dude what the [ __ ] you are not

What grocery pick are you talking what do you even want just google crossy or like you know you know what to google shut up um what are you talking about school kids ollie two more hours of pain guys and you’ll see uh when it’s 11 p.m i’ll

Still not have the 69 elite truss and i’ll just be left beaten destroyed sad heartbroken in pain [ __ ] and pissing myself with testo calling me broke and a loser that’s how i’ll end oh no more fireworks well at least i have more than enough fireworks i guess so that’s good

Gunpowder and sugar cane i’m just getting no more lighters i don’t know what it is so annoying it’s just not fair i don’t want to work tomorrow it’s not fair it could ask me do you like drugs no only alcohol i’m not into drugs it makes me feel bad at least weeds

Wheat makes me feel bad so what shaders are using i’m using complementary shaders um can i give a call or are you currently at work i’m eating and enjoying the stream gotta make sure scott loses this challenge oh god that’s you’re just you just want to see me

Suffer dude like this is pain like seeing this it’s spain it’s literally pain no ship look at me i’m in pain do you see this no balls what i mean i don’t care come on bro no gracie dude i didn’t even eat i just realized now i didn’t even eat any dinner

What the [ __ ] testo is like murdering me bro i’m like i’m like so focused on getting this 69 elijah that i literally just forgot to eat what a [ __ ] [ __ ] this american i’m gonna bully him for having no social security or what what is called insurance health insurance oh my god testo where’s

Your health insurance at [ __ ] that’s so very sure um what else do americans not have um there’s so much [ __ ] i don’t know try going to the hospital test though i don’t know because i’m gonna continue working on the server but if you want to be aware of the super secret project we’re

Working on give me a call at the end of your stream super secret project oh my god are you gonna make pirate exploits in minecraft holy [ __ ] damn whoa what the [ __ ] that’s an insane shovel okay almost a g shovel wait where’s my armor joker just been being tortured by testo

He’s a monster guys testo is horrible try getting grocious something to do with music oh my god no way i love no copyright music yes whatever this i can probably use it and i love it and yes yes yes yes yes i mean really that is really a great way

To promote a server not even gonna lie like if if hypixel or cubecraft were to like release a lot of like streamer friendly music or i mean i don’t know if that’s what you’re doing nova but i’m just assuming if you’re not doing that you should because it is a great [ __ ] marketing

Thing and um mutually beneficial obviously damn i had never even thought of that how many light truss about uh not enough i want to cry like 40 or so i need like an entire choker extra not like that okay sad well you should be doing that imagine it’s like hypixel

Like produced an entire album of of like music i made it like no copyrights everyone would be bumping that [ __ ] dudes yeah maybe if i ever listen a server i would probably do that not gonna lie yeah it is a good idea can’t believe nobody has done that i will watch me

If i had the money or the skill i would have i would just do it just you know okay uh bacon shut up you were just spamming the same goofy ass [ __ ] the entire time i have insurance through my job okay testo shut up shut up you don’t have um

Guys what do americans not have let me google it real quick what do americans not have here 11 things americans don’t have wait why can’t i scroll on this what the [ __ ] what i can scroll on here what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] goofy ass website okay never mind

What do americans not have come on come on i can’t find anything give me a good website okay don’t spam grossie you’re gonna get timed out by testo i’m not banned by the way there’s so just timeouts [ __ ] i wanna see i wanna bully desto but i can’t find anything man

Maybe america really is a good country i’m wrong [Laughter] you’re right this though i suck or maybe it’s american propaganda hell yeah brother okay come on commanding helmet let’s go So how many do we have so we have 27 plus uh 15 almost yeah right so like two more in there and then we have 15 and then we just need 27 more i’m not going to be able to do it i can already tell i don’t have

I don’t have the time i i i have the energy i just don’t have the time And it’s painful high quality and universal healthcare for everyone the affordable mandatory health insurance for everyone for example might go into an ambulance must reach any inhabited space within 20 minutes yeah okay i mean there’s plenty of [ __ ] americans don’t have but i just yeah doesn’t really matter

I’m just having fun with testo and his god-given rights to carry arms yeah of course you found it on the website i didn’t think you turned all uh ten thousand iq out of certain i’m like 300 something okay pain i’m in pain no ship no ship oh ship oh yeah

I sometimes forgot forget that i’m holding a totem of my face and it kind of like puts me off i don’t know it’s weird what come on stop hitting me oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] come on i don’t have time to fly put me down i need to go fast

Am i going the right way no i’m not i’m just going fast guys we got no time to waste on ship ship if in five minutes it’s been four hours dude no oh my god that’s so long yeah i think i started to stream a bit

Later because i still had to set up my uh streamlabs on my new pc i still find it insane that i can stream like stream widths complementary shaders and still have like 100 fps and have like chrome open uh discords other [ __ ] i could never on my other laptop do it

Oh my god so you’re in are you enjoying me having pain for four hours knowing that i’m gonna fail this challenge still living in my delusion thinking i can still beat it somewhere no no no not thinking i can beat it hoping i can beat it hoping for a miracle hoping for finding

Like every single one of them right now but i can’t it’s impossible i’m gonna fail guys why why is there nothing i just don’t understand maybe i go on the on the other axis i might just go on the other axis and give up on this one no ship oh ship shut up

No i get too excited ship ship ship ship no don’t hit me if that [ __ ] hits me i’m gonna kill myself shut up shut up i don’t have time for your balls no balls got em i don’t even know which way to go i think it’s this way no time to waste

Guys after stream you should watch every tesla video if you haven’t yet and dislike it and tell him you hate him no okay no i love this though so much i want i want i want to be with this though but his girlfriend’s he’s holding his him hostage

You know if testo didn’t have a girlfriend he would be mine already four hours damn boy need to go as fast as possible ship ship ship ship yes yes get the heads get the heads we need to get heads yes we have that and now we can continue this way no wrong way

Wrong way don’t you have a girlfriend scott uh yeah but i feel like if i would ask if i could kiss you okay no i probably wouldn’t be allowed need to be faster i’m too slow imagine i should i just don’t wake up for work tomorrow

Because of this stupid stream oh my god that’s gonna cost me so much money i no i can’t i can’t entire day of work is like what like 60 65 70. something around that range Euros oh my god nah can’t i just need to find the 69 i trust very fast i’m gonna change axis in like 200 chunks come on i’m gonna do the gliding and firework thing to go even faster tests are you gonna put me in the video crying after i lose this challenge

Because i will copyright strike your video oh my god imagine i do that [ __ ] nah i would never that would be [ __ ] up the only like piece of [ __ ] i copyright strike are like bots you know there’s like so many bots re-uploading my [ __ ] videos it’s like so disgusting and even toast

To me videos and sko toast me videos are hard harder to take down because skatos to me is not monetized and um when you’re not monetized it’s way harder to take [ __ ] down because when you’re monetized you know that you get like better tools to do it

Uh but the non-monetized channel is like you need to go with a pleasant way of doing it which uh you need to fill out an entire document it’s so annoying But it still works luckily i got a couple of re-uploaded videos taken down like videos that pieces of [ __ ] uploaded my content how dare they i feel like there’s really like a very bad bot problem on youtube lately and there’s just not being done anything about it dude it’s so annoying

Like the short spots so many views are going to short spots and it’s so disgusting i don’t know like youtube could do something about it i feel like but they’re just not like there’s just these bots uploading like shorts like so many a day and taking away video uh views from honest creators

And um getting hundreds of thousands of subscribers through like bottled shorts and reuploading other people’s shirts and also and that’s not even mentioning the [ __ ] comments spots that are even more horrible how do i join your world well this is a server a open server got an easy vanilla it’s a no hack

Anarchy server you can join it by using the iplay.net.com it’s in the description maybe you know do the obvious and check the description before you ask question instead of fixing actual problems they take away this like yeah sorry i’ll do it oh my god yeah i don’t know

Like have like not being dependent on youtube is like good you know because youtube [ __ ] over creators so much and people can abuse the strike system get channels deleted and if you’re not like a massive channel you can’t do anything about it so let’s say i was like a channel with

A hundred thousand subscribers and i got [ __ ] over by some some company or some some malicious person striking down my videos i could do nothing about it because youtube has no good way of actually contacting humans at youtube so it is scary you know and just like that

You lose your job it’s like what the [ __ ] uh i want to become a member with the problem is my credit card has no cardholder name and for some reason it requires it’s uh you can pay through paypal with your phone i saw that and if not cardholder name is less important right

I don’t know you finally started playing purity and how is it is it fun i feel like it’s it will be all right right damn i should not have gone on this axis it’s even worse band no no testo don’t ban him yeah on your phone honest

I mean i don’t know about pc but on your phone it is very sure did you check on your phone i don’t know maybe it’s not in your country you know it could be different but i don’t know i i would find it weird there are still mem there are still

Countries where memberships are not enabled by the way which is kind of like bro come on youtube the [ __ ] oh no [ __ ] it’s so painful every time yeah no problem honest thank you for even considering it desto should i j should i make videos on purity i kinda already know the answer but

I still want to ask well like this i’m not gonna [ __ ] win this challenge a challenge with literally no um chips if you want yeah i mean of course you’re never gonna say no to me [ __ ] you testo i [ __ ] hate you sometimes i’m just not getting any ships you’re

Seeing this right i’m getting no ships like how i have like 40 issue light tracks i don’t know just no ships i’m thinking about using the map like this chunk map but that also is not accurate so i’ll just be losing my time looking at that you know just not working

My cords are like uh 350k oh chunk chords i am i mean i can say it so i don’t care x minus two two thousand something and z is uh minus 22k something both minus minus ship oh my god that almost killed me i mean i got fair falling for so i’m

Good she okay shoot them with the bow shoot them with the sniper gang hell yeah [ __ ] oh my god you [ __ ] no manny okay let me count how many is this guys i can’t tell like uh let’s say 20 or so so like 47 ish ish

Man this challenge is way harder than i thought just because i’m stressing that i that i’m not gonna be able to wake up tomorrow 23 more to go ah that’s so much that is so much my girlfriend asked me what did you say about grandmas nothing nothing

I didn’t say nothing about grandma’s bro i don’t know uh it’s about to be 10 p.m which was gonna be my limits but um Because i’m pretty tired getting pretty tired and i can’t i can’t drink monster because then i’ll then i’ll never sleep like at least not till like 12. you still live i do live how dare you question me and my skills to live and to hunt elytra how dare you shame

Nobody questions me but me i was thinking about doing this with a face cam but you nah you could just you would be able to see how tired i was and just how like bad i look you know i have so much respect for streamers that go live for like

Five plus hours with a face cam because that is not normal you know like you need you need to understand like how you look after five hours on a stream like i don’t know how these people look so good after like five hours that’s like insane dude i could never

Texture pack says it down i was actually pretty tired when i took that picture from the texture pack one more hour you should be able to find 10 to 18 more nah dudes at this rate not i’m having terrible rates i’m having like literally the worst luck

Like i’ve literally wasted like hours on bad luck like hours like not maybe an hour just finding nothing for like a long amount of time oh my god you shoot so many new [ __ ] what way do i go okay this way i think yeah you’re totally miss your face cam

Streaming first person no it’s so bad dude you can yeah that’s my face cam sure i’ll just keep it nah i need to do it like this because i i i don’t want to miss anything no here here you can see me you see me there in the corner

Before you leave you gotta get the cake uh nah i can’t when i end the stream i’m gonna have to like immediately go to sleep like asap i literally eat one meal today i ate some bread at like 2 p.m it’s now 10 p.m what’s wrong with me

Go eat snow [ __ ] you no testo i’m not gonna eat because i don’t have time to eat because i want to beat your stupid challenge that’s what i thought [ __ ] you’re trying to make me lose you’re trying to get in my head no i have no hunger no hunger no sleep no tiredness

Only thing i have is a lytra and i don’t have enough elytra so i need to keep going and i will beat your stupid challenge testo and then i’m gonna make you regret it yeah bread hell yeah ah i can’t do it i’m gonna be so tired tomorrow oh wow

I’m not tired you are tired i would like fall asleep you know just flying the sound of the firework every now and then the quiet music [Laughter] oh yeah i’m like actually tired like actually actually what shaders are you using i’m using complementary shaders that’s what it’s called

No i’m gonna just be drinking helicopter tomorrow at work oh my god [ __ ] i’m not tired i’m not tired i’m not even thinking about sleeping [ __ ] no no we gotta stay awake guys okay okay okay what we got going on on the youtube channel um yeah yeah yeah let’s let’s uh talk about

Smart african um let’s be careful here let me just fly out more let me just stay awake so he made this video why i quit 2b2t i commented and he responded to my comments oh my god oh my god oh i get scared when i hear that

Oh my god imagine someone donates i would cry no i understand yeah okay yeah so i i have nothing to say i’m too tired i’m too tired but look at my analytics though hell yeah yo i wonder how many how many views this stream is already on

I mean probably not that many fine like no nothing crazy what’s this guy saying oh who is this to be honest though like what the [ __ ] simply it’s eric for a week who is this goofy ass i don’t know you no name talk about gracie i we have spoken in extent about

About grandma [ __ ] today guys there’s nothing to be talked about anymore like i i feel like i never need to talk about [ __ ] crusty ever again diamond diamond if you go to sleep you are a symbol do you mean simp for what what okay which way do i go

God i’m actually [ __ ] tired oh my god stop stop stop stop stop keep eyes awake me when no more those me talk about girls you guys come up with talking topics and don’t say [ __ ] grassy i’ve been talking for like [ __ ] four hours i am out of [ __ ] to talk about bro

No actually no i probably have a lot of [ __ ] to talk about i’m just too tired to think about anything to talk about yeah you can tell i’m getting very sloppy like what the [ __ ] dude [ __ ] uh what’s on my brain well i am going to um

I am going on a holiday with my girlfriends for the first time ever to like another country then uh by plane at like the end of july so that’s also kind of why i took the second job to have like enough money for for that i guess

I mean i would have had enough money i think with my with just doing my other job but i just wanted to have some extra funds for like next year as well so i’m going to yeah on holiday with my girlfriends i’m not yet gonna say to where i’m going um

But yeah i’ll probably do an entire uh an entire vlog of my journey there i’m going like for six days and i’m super excited about it so that’s been on my mind mostly um and yeah also thinking about my next video i have two videos that i want to drop

Very very badly one pirate video and one video that i also filmed a while ago with um with someone on an easy vanilla that showed me their amazing base uh so i’m gonna try to get those two videos out like asap i just i don’t know

If i don’t if i don’t stream anymore this week then i probably have time to just work on those two videos because i need to do the entire editing process thinking about how i’m going to show these videos like the thumbnail the title i have no idea i don’t know

Like the pirate video is kinda easy to do a good thumbnail but the other secret space is hard to show it like it’s so glory i don’t know come to denmark oh the friends wait denmark oh no my friend is going to norway i think not the same thing

Dude i left for an hour i left for an hour you’re still going yes i should be stopping it’s 10 p.m now [ __ ] dudes i mean i have some food in my uh some fruit fruit in my fridge if i get some fruits you know shut up

You can just chat in the in the [ __ ] game like in the in the stream chat like a normal person but no edok needs to use his powers again uh i don’t know how many i got i don’t know not enough though not enough i need like 20 more

And i’m not getting any luck yeah educ has to be the best server owner another one second place wait oh my god i’m so delusional not delusional what do you call it like that i start seeing things i don’t know where’s the ship oh shut up shut up shut up my skull wow No shut up this is the right way i’m probably gonna reach 400k today in one day test though shut up i have more This is the last time i do a challenge from tesla if you ever make another short being like scottish me i challenge you i might just be like no like i don’t care i’m not i’m not i’m like not even gonna listen to it i’m just gonna comment now i’m debating having

Allowing you to finish a second stream but would have to give you a hard time limit ah [ __ ] dude i would lose though like with the rates i’m getting now i would lose i think even if you give me two more hours on another stream the chances are just

Are still there that i would lose because this is just horrible dude i just don’t i’m not getting any ships it’s so bad Brain shutting down okay i’m gonna go to the sides first repair lytra don’t wanna die everything but that okay well i’mma get some fruit i’ma be right back okay don’t worry about it i’ll be right back Okay boys i’m back i got my pineapple luckily i bought this today i went to the store i bought some pineapple it’s already made so it’s like it’s already cut up what are you guys saying no i’m not gonna sleep i wouldn’t sleep give up stop the stream go for a walk

Oh my god shut up oh my god my real life [ __ ] friend commented no i’m not i’m not gonna give up stop watching me that’s weird i’d laugh if he just leaves goes to sleep goes to work comes back i’m very tempted to do that very tempted but no i’m not [ __ ] bro

I’m no [ __ ] ass i don’t know who you mistaking me for i’m scottish me [ __ ] i don’t sleep i got some pineapple i got i don’t have anything else yeah so you should make a short and it’s just to be like scootalose me i challenge you to eat a golden card

Are you gay yeah no i’m not taking any challenges ever i’m traumatized to it i thought like okay this is max five hours how long have i been live have i been live for five hours not yet okay okay never mind it’s not even been five hours [Laughter]

Dude imagine i just leave the stream open no i can’t because i know i’m already too tired so there is just no way that i am gonna like like tomorrow when i come off work i’m going to sleep i have no energy in me left to [ __ ] continue tomorrow okay changing axis

I’m gonna go this way maybe more look sometimes it works someone sometimes not when has when when has like and bursting ever been fun to anyone who has ever enjoyed doing this i don’t think anyone like why the hell did mojang like think like oh let’s just let’s just make end cities

Put them on random locations no it’s not even random but they just don’t generate they just give people pain i just oh my [ __ ] god oh my god stop i believe in you oh my god [ __ ] you i hate you that scared me dude don’t do that oh my god

And this is no [ __ ] oh my god ah testo why did you do that okay well it woke me up at least it brought my hands straight to my keyboard yeah i need to [ __ ] i need to up the donation amount i can’t let people be able to [ __ ]

Get me like that for for a [ __ ] dollar yeah like the end is by far most boring dimension like at least there’s some variation in in the nether i feel like they did a good job with the narrow updates like maybe they would have they should have added more uh like

Buildings i don’t know like an extra something extra in the nether would have been nice like next to the bastions as well um but yeah like some like maybe like a wood light wouldn’t mansion type thing in another that would have been cool bigger than village oh hell yeah oh that

Would be so sick dude but yeah i do feel like minecraft do a very good job with the the deep dark city with the warden and [ __ ] like that like the warden is amazing addition to minecraft i really like it oh god so many more i need like i don’t know

No stop hitting me oh my god oh my god oh my god i’m gonna kill myself come on wrong way um yeah the loot in ancient cities isn’t great and the warden also doesn’t drop anything but i think just the warden itself the fight with it it’s the coolest part

I don’t even think there’s a guarantee on large there might be but i might just don’t know about it i haven’t really played one of 19 i am gonna play it on simply vanilla uh eventually when i find time as i said i just need to release

These two videos because they are just these videos are recorded so long ago like literally these videos are for out from almost a month ago which is like way like videos that are a month old are just two olds and i need to get them out because they are good videos

Like i honestly enjoyed filming them and uh i think people are gonna enjoy them too so no don’t hit me no okay so someone calculate how many i got i get one okay let’s say what’s 27 plus 27 what is 27 plus 27 um 54 if it’s 54 then i’m probably gonna kill

Myself because i’m super far away from i got 70 more i’m just eating my pineapple maybe i should just live on one meal a day and then one fruit one fruit in the night and i just do it every day it would probably be healthy if the first meal is healthy

Maybe i should try it it probably is healthy like for example the first meal is just like some rice with a salad but like it’s got to be a big meal you know like like not too big but you know and then um in the night just some fruit just to

Like stop the hunger maybe i should try it maybe just alert me a new diet holy [ __ ] good pickaxe again let’s go do it let’s go do it i am not that close but getting almost close i was i’m almost to the point where i

Can say like i’m close but like not that you know i made one dollar from the stream it’s already worth it let me check how many subscribers i made oh hell yeah 10 subscribers let’s go oh it was one that’s 69 dollars i’m sorry just though the most important thing though

Is i’m gonna beat your [ __ ] ass test though that’s the most important thing [ __ ] so i can still fly in like have like basic motor function by the end of this that’ll be cool stop okay okay two chokers full so that’s um 27 plus 27 that’s uh 54 okay okay okay so 54.

That’s uh 15 more oh no So I don’t even know what to say i’m just i’m just debating like if i should do it i don’t know i know it’s worth it bro like honestly i don’t know ah dude i can’t have a 30 hour stream on my channel that would be the goofiest [ __ ] ever No way imagine the watch hours on that though oh no it doesn’t count when you keep when people keep watching and it only counts when people re-watch it i take you in the best tweet every year i saw it and i’m gonna show the stream and i think it’s funny but

I just don’t have the emotion in me to to to laugh because um tessa took away all my emotions this this challenge has emotionally like murdered me Because i don’t think i can do it [Laughter] yeah the goal is to make testo feel so bad that he just did he give stuffs either way let me show you guys this tweets it’s pretty funny from gillard guys i figured out how developers can touch grass yeah you know

Maybe i should get one of these in my room maybe it would feel good i might feel as bad about doing six hour streams um this one is barely five man i used to do eight hour streams what’s wrong with me oh yeah i have to wake up early that’s why

Scudo is what does having whatever test is giving us give you so if testo gives you memberships he basically pays for it and you know that money goes to me mine is of course youtube youtube’s a share of it so you get something out of it and i get

Something out of it so it’s pretty cool So memberships uh gives you channel perks you got monthly free videos like exclusive extra videos that only members can see a rank and a discord and some other perks if you press the join button you can see all the members perks and if you want to see the videos that

Are for members only you can go to my channel and check the playlist where you can see all the members only videos and it shows you all the thumbnails and titles for the members of course look look look look there’s no there’s nothing there’s nothing there’s nothing here why is there nothing

Why is there nothing here i hate it it’s like gonna be 11 pm dude look in 30 minutes debating life right now i just got two chokers full i actually i’m gonna put this choker in my inner chest just in case because i’m very tired so i’m like i’m about to make mistakes

Bounds to make mistakes oh and i’m out of oops hell yeah uh i don’t know guys i don’t know if i continue dudes Beer is on holiday in sweden that’s pretty cool 15 more only 15. the end is inside guys you know if minecraft would just you know spawn in a ship right now it would be pretty cool but of course we only see nothing i need to do 15 15 not 50.

I i just need to get 69 that’s the challenge i’m so tired i slept so short today and yesterday and i’m gonna have to do the same thing today then tomorrow i’m gonna feel dead but it’s fine i just need to work for five hours and after that i can sleep

I can do that six hours sleep five hour work i’m not weak guys i am strong man i say that that’s i’m like almost sleeping five hour shifts yeah 7 a.m till like 12 something oh [ __ ] i needed to check something like i i need to know to what hour exactly i work

Music i’m not completely sure and i lost the documents oh i got it because i need to work to like some some weird hour of the day like 12 12 and then something very specific where does it say what the [ __ ] why does it not stay on here um I’m reading my contract and i cannot find it even though it should be on here it says the dates i work on but not the hours i work hello from russia hi dude what the [ __ ] how do i know to what hour i work exactly

Exactly i mean i feel like i should know probably but like who told me i don’t know [ __ ] oh my god don’t do that what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i hate you so much sister why i’m not checking my [ __ ] favor i need to know to what hour i work tomorrow

I mean you’re the one who’s working yeah like i don’t know dudes i might have like clocked out it’s too early today oh i found it oh [ __ ] yeah i did i clocked out 20 minutes too early oh well i oh [ __ ] i don’t know how to

[ __ ] i’m gonna [ __ ] then okay never mind uh and i’m gonna have to tell my boss like yo uh i ended my shift early oops oh well i can’t i’m too tired to even try to care right now only do it when he’s not looking [ __ ] you guys [ __ ] you all

You’re horrible people watching me suffer oh my god i almost actually popped the totem right there dude i clocked out too early i can’t believe i’m such a dumbass oh my god like i’m so stupid i was like talking i’m so dumb i was like talking to this [ __ ] um

To this other guy that works there also on uh students and he was like no i clocked i clocked out it’s like 20 minutes later and i was like oh no no i mean that’s weird i cluck out earlier and i was so sure of myself that i that

I worked less than that guy but no i’m just stupid and i uh i was too early you clocked out early to go home with the grassy no don’t unsub grow player no i just want to pray paid through paypal do it on your phone then bro wait

I can’t see the joint button bro no way what damn dude i mean if desto gives like five subs everyone here gets subs or like then everyone here gets their membership [Laughter] yeah i don’t know anna’s it’s fine though if you figure it out someday i’ll see you pop up in the members

Or if you get gifted to sip from testo if i can complete the challenge which i probably can’t I am streaming on my new pc thank you how can you tell getting 100 fps while streaming with shaders 400 fps without I’ll take it 13 more guys 13 more light truss oh my god oh my god oh my god i cannot believe only 13 more how what’s happened oh thank you for subscribing You’re literally showing off with who is me with my pc because hell yeah dudes my biggest achievements And if you’re talking about allied trust well i should be showing off because this is spain i like know for sure like if anyone else tries this out like see how many lighters they can get in like five hours they would have more luck than me because my look is [ __ ] terrible here

It’s grossy time i’m sorry i wanted to say that My brain is running on like 20 energy Bro tester was like what’s the best way to torture scots let’s just make him not sleep plug in your brain oh hell yeah 12 more let’s go i’m getting there i’m getting there guys 12 more let’s get the skull the last 10 are gonna take like five hours again ah

Yeah so close dude i’m getting so close to this yeah guys get ready to get your gift subs in in three hours from now i don’t think your sleep routine is worth 100 block no but it is words then gift subs hell yeah dudes it is definitely worth 10 gift subs

No if it was just another red block or this or distance electro i’d be like nah i’m out no actually i don’t know i would probably still still go through with it just because i want to win what’s up e-dog Ido can you pee me to the nearest end city thank you Just real quick i’ll like i’ll act like it’s light like it’s like oh no we’re lagging ah tipping me now ah tipping me now ah okay he’s just not doing it what a [ __ ] we changed the stakes i gave scott an option 100 block or 10 gifted

He picked gifted now i’m just waiting for my bank to call me and like the transaction for frauds just be like bro do you even know about this guy’s got those me you should definitely check his stream out for sure Streaming is painful guys don’t ever do it I’m kidding it’s fun no destable gift once i get 69 uh lighters guys if i don’t get it this doesn’t gift so oh no you didn’t get me i didn’t get scared i didn’t get scared i didn’t get scared i didn’t get scared i didn’t i screamed before because i was like ah

E-dog see i don’t get scared i knew it it was obvious i knew it and my brain isn’t is too tired to to to have reaction time e-dog so by the time i noticed you i was already phased out so no it will not work 11 more let’s go How did your girlfriend think about your youtube channel i mean she’s supportive but uh i think this like tastes like these she’s like what the [ __ ] i mean yeah probably like who wouldn’t if my girlfriend was like streaming for like uh five hours putting her job at risk for for minecraft

I would be like bro you got a girlfriend time to boycott scott now shut the [ __ ] up e dog don’t even don’t you dare i’m i’m busy okay don’t you waste any of my damn uh expensive ass time bruh shut up expensive no not like important uh what do you call it uh

Words words words uh word full time we’re worthy my my special time i don’t know i can’t you know what i mean okay let’s go back to some uh to this i don’t know i like this this uh this this this playlist i don’t know it’s good i enjoy it a lot

Incept for a girlfriend no that’s though you know i would still kiss you dude come on uh i love people asking why i’m still streaming i shouldn’t be destroy forces me i’m losing my job tomorrow because of tesla i’m sure of it i clocked out too early to date [ __ ]

20 minutes too early and tomorrow i’m probably gonna [ __ ] not show up at all stop scott’s prey stopped working last year i just gotta get it it’s too far it’s i i went too far i went too far to stop you don’t understand i gave up too much already to stop

I gave up my life i gave up my work i cannot i cannot stop if i stop now i i get nothing if i complete then at least i get i gain something i need 11 more 11 more eleven eleven eleven eleven eleven i need eleven more oh my god I’m at uh 410k ship oh of course no ship yeah i have um five in this box and then 45 in my under chest courtesy shut up stop talking about grossy dude oh my god so oh i need 10 more hell yeah 10 more doesn’t make anything better i want to die still

Whoa uh i love the members emo it’s it’s it’s it’s just great [Laughter] oh god it’s so bad dudes any more clips in the media channel anything else dropping you said girl okay no shut up stop stop stop clipping me being cringed guys come on

I have no hands on my keyboard right now okay now now i have to uh should i change change the axis a little bit again i feel like i should if i don’t find anything by the time the next song comes on or the beat changes up then i oh [ __ ]

Nine more nine more nine more nine more nine more nine more your mother is ugly nine more hands come on work don’t give up on me bro did i pick it up yeah i did tell you hell yeah nine more uh i gotta go this way one second

That’s the time for me to build the dock and stop structure generation no uh it’s funny how in germany 14 year olds drink more alcohol and 21 year olds americans nah i feel like americans just drink it illegally like who the [ __ ] is gonna wait till 21 dudes the [ __ ]

There’s just no way like how can you be like 18 and like not be like piss drank every day like what the [ __ ] they should make alcohol just legal in [ __ ] america at 18 at least you know it’s just [ __ ] weird for it to be illegal to 21 bro

But you can buy guns at [ __ ] 18 like oh my god the [ __ ] is wrong with america indeed what’s an american who knows no pahu you gotta leave bro i don’t want i don’t want paahu to have a [ __ ] gifted membership from this though okay yeah no don’t drink alcohol in your

Nine that’s uh what the [ __ ] no stop i mean thank you you don’t have to you know it’s fine just drink it when you’re older you can’t even do much when you’re like drunk as a kid like what you gonna do like i don’t know what do kids even do when they’re drunk

Sounds boring as hell oh you’ll be 14 in september hell yeah yeah i mean 14 is too drunk in my opinion like in belgium is 16 and that’s like like yeah i could see it be 18 you know but i’m not too conflicted about 16 year olds

But yeah to an american that probably sounds crazy ship okay eight more eight more right right right right right right right right someone anyone answer me eight [ __ ] you [ __ ] wait let me put it in my 45 plus one two three four five six seven that is 61 right

I i would do so much weeds if it made me feel good i can already tell i don’t drink much alcohol because for only reason that i don’t have time to do it that’s like literally only a reason if i had like all the [ __ ] time in

The world i’d be drunk every day weed doesn’t feel me make me feel good yet i’m addicted i get way too [ __ ] anxious when i smoke it’s horrible come on give me give me [ __ ] i’m getting tired you know if i can get if i can get the 69 liters before

Like in the next hour then i’ll be happy if not Then i might have to give up but um like six hours of sleep is like my minimum i can’t i literally cannot go under that so if it’s if i have like one hour and seven minutes to complete this challenge and if i can’t do it

It just gotta be like that i can’t uh can’t sleep later and solve yeah it shouldn’t take me more than an hour but you know as you see i’m not the luckiest person out there my girlfriend is like you’re still streaming yeah sorry oh god so painful streaming

Okay i’m going on the axis a bit further oh what the [ __ ] that was a good plan i guess wait did i just go to oh i think i just went the wrong direction okay whoa i’m actually getting disoriented now what the [ __ ] that’s weird uh thank you testo for being

Good mods while i’m brain dead streamer you know i actually have so many fireworks still and enchanted xp bottles i could probably get like two three hundred the light truss with the gear i have but it would take me a [ __ ] ton of time that i don’t have

So apparently my credit card does have a cardholder name let’s go get the three rockets and do a nap after every rocket you use i imagine dude and one time i just don’t wake up and i just die in the void and everything was for nothing just imagine

It says my bank tonight my payment oh it’s fine bro thank you for trying appreciate you i [ __ ] oh my god dude i hate belgium i re i re i requested a credit card and my bank wouldn’t give it to me they’re like nah you’re too broke bro you’re a broke [ __ ] so

No i’m stuck with a [ __ ] prepaid care credit card some dumb ass [ __ ] in america banks are like oh you want you want debts you want credit card tips hell yeah bro 10k a month to waste it all and belgium they’re like uh like oh you you have a

You have a decent job oh but like you’re still kind of poor okay now [ __ ] you then like what the [ __ ] i’m not even trying to use my credit card like actually i’m literally just trying to have it for holiday and they won’t give it to me [ __ ] bye girl player uh

It doesn’t work like that like i can’t just give you my paypal you need to do it through youtube because they take a pay cuts you can donate to people that’s not the membership It’s fine bro Yeah you can try it in our time maybe you get a gift from from testo if i if i can complete this and um then you have another month to figure it out you know i think so i think i’m gonna make it damn boy 90 light tries what’s 9 plus 63

Six more six more electra guys six more i can do it make a deck the blade memorial at your base uh yeah i would i would not title the video or thumbnail like that though that would be so wrong nah yeah no i would but first of all i’m bad at building

And it would feel disrespectful if i do it i would just you know show it in the video but not you know title it like that or whatever Six more you know what this though you should probably um gift like five this stream and do five next stream because there’s a lot of important people that aren’t here right now and i would feel bad for them not getting it like there’s probably like five people

Here that i would like to have like for them to have one you know and i can’t blame nobody because who the [ __ ] is gonna watch me [ __ ] suffering for six hours you know holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] five dollars from did detector play on purity already oh my god

Thanks bro for the five you know i might bye thank you see ya bro i mean i will eventually as i said but purity from it no we stand purely why is it not um That’s weird and not showing up in streamlabs i’ll figure it out by next time out then test i’m pretty sure there’s like not even 10 people watching oh what oh now it shows them correct there you go oh i didn’t change the youtube donation sounds to to the totem

I’ll get that fixed too Dude why am i not getting these last six light truss it’s like not it’s just it doesn’t want me to go to sleep it wants me to suffer you should do the jenny mods video hell yeah dudes i love jenny mods to keep motivation keep in mind i made a cake you know

Thank you man you should move bases though if you’re still living at that same base or at least remove your portal because that’s just gonna get found fast you know maybe next time i drop off an elytra now that i have so many Okay i’m gonna switch axis again oh never mind five more to go guys oh my god five more to go holy [ __ ] i cannot believe it i’m so close to being free of this torture it’s it’s horrible i’ve never had to do anything this bad oh my god oh my god

It looks so easy it’s so painful doesn’t youtube give to people yeah but like the people gotta be if the most loyal people are not watching right now then you know it just yeah you can you understand right i can’t [ __ ] believe i’m so close to getting this [ __ ] bro oh my god

What the [ __ ] oh my god oh my god oh my five more to go okay okay no no no no you’re such a [ __ ] sister i hate you i was like laying back in my chair you made me jump up why do you do this what’s wrong with you

I was like laying back i was like all right bro i need to [ __ ] up the domination amount you’re you are such you’re so mean no no so it will only give to the then most loyal people if they are watching at the moment that’s why i’m

That’s why i’m telling you like you should do five five or just drop out then next stream like near the start i don’t think you youtube will allow you i think youtube will be like like nah like who like who else would it go to you know

I i feel like youtube expects only big streamers to get to get like gift subs so i don’t know dude you’re gonna don’t test so please you’re gonna give bahu a [ __ ] membership bro oh my god i’m gonna [ __ ] be so mad oh bruh i’m so dead

I’ve been hunting for 11 minecraft days is it real no rights wait it’s 11 minecraft days i thought it would it would be way more than that but i guess 24 minutes times 11 is that equal to like six hours oh my god why did that scare me what happened who donated

Oh what the [ __ ] hello it’s crash minecraft damn what the [ __ ] thank you damn boy even the [ __ ] moan jump scares me oh god i’m like in that moment where i’m like about to like fall asleep and then so and then and then and then like all of a sudden like anime moan

A minecraft face 20 minutes oh i thought it was 24. What do channel memberships even do uh you get exclusive members only videos and i mean you can click the join button and look at the perks but like the the best thing you get is the discord rank and the members only videos i guess uh you can check it out what happened

Oh my god what the [ __ ] wait who is hello it’s crash wait he became an extra exclusive composer what the [ __ ] yo hey bro i i mean what this guy just drops a bag on me damn what the [ __ ] thank you holy [ __ ] bro hell yeah dude thank you crash that’s sick well

I’m motivated now to get those last five doubt you remember me wait where should i know you from we played on purple prison what what when did i play there i probably played there like one time the [ __ ] how is how do you even did i tell you about my channel dan

What the [ __ ] i normally remember like random ass people like that that i just meet like one time only the ones who suffer which you will get the membership scott no no test though for discord friends wait message me message me right now i wanna see i’m gonna change accesses if i don’t

Find the city right now one two three okay once i hit an even number oh my god i completely forgot about this wait this was in the 29th of march whoa that’s like more than a year right 2021 yeah dude that’s the longest time ago holy [ __ ] thank you bro oh my god

That’s so funny that i told you about my channel back then that’s so long ago damn real og right here insane okay come on come on five more skodos i can do it come on i’m not tired anymore after that bag from crash i feel nothing i feel motivated

I feel like i’m on crack right now even though i have no idea how that’s supposed to feel how does crack feel anyone in chat is an experience let me know come on man slam your head on the wall no i’m not gonna do that [ __ ] bro

Wait where am i even going what oh my god what where huh oh i’m sorry guys i i just got i just got disoriented disorientated by flying in a straight line i was like where am i going i kind of forgot where i was for a second um

Don’t worry i’m i’m all good this is how minecraft feels like just straight up pain just remember never accept challenges yeah it is terrible honest it is [ __ ] horrible doing this like the only thing you should be doing while like uh elijah hunting is it’s just vibing out listening to some

To a movie some youtube videos that’s the only thing you should be doing nobody should be forced 269 a large trust um no but i feel bad for the people that were here for like four hours straight and had to go because like it’s too late in europe you know

Lick your toes nah dude i don’t even i can’t even lick my toes if i tried could have you ever tried to lick your toes like how do you how do you get your foot in your mouth i mean crash we probably did meet on mineville that’s uh

That’s where all the og’s come from you know dude no ship oh my [ __ ] gods you did dancing bro dan schneider peter dude i haven’t heard dan schneider’s name in like years that’s the poser from nickelodeon right trying to look at like children feeds how is that real okay

I can do it guys i can’t do this i can do this come on come on just give me a city i just need five more oh my god i knew it this was gonna take an entire [ __ ] hour shows like icarly victoria’s salmon cats good ass shows though all of those

Yeah i was a nickelodeon stan back in the day and it took me like five years to realize that um the people weren’t actually talking dutch because everything is dubbed in in [ __ ] belgium you know so i was like so confused when i found out that the shit’s this originally english

I was like what like it sounds so weird but nah that dutch sounds horrible it’s so bad it’s like terribly dubbed and once i saw it i just couldn’t see yeah i watched everything on nickelodeon disney channel all that [ __ ] bro i’m getting no ship yeah when i watched nickelodeon better

Times i didn’t have testo like literally murdering me out here doing six hour streams god it’s about to be six hours let’s go my god i like never watch anything what do you mean like nickelodeon how can you not watch that [ __ ] drunk is [ __ ] in france watching the

Stream muted on 4g data that’s so iberian hell yeah he can’t hear me but you know testo tell him i love him oh and tell him to to not accidentally give me money definitely don’t do that iberian how is this [ __ ] in france what’s he doing i thought he hated the french

I mean i also mostly just watch youtube you know like it’s like my my go-to is always youtube and if there’s just nothing i i’ll i’ll go to like disney plus or whatever since you know i i got the simplest mostly for my girlfriend so why not use it myself

I wish we had like hbo or whatever in belgium but nope doesn’t exist i’m gonna repair my lytra because i’m tired but not not ready to die in minecraft i’ve said this many times i would rather die in real life than die in minecraft like especially carrying all this stuff

Being so close to completing the challenge i’m feeling quite tired right now just like you and as bro you don’t have to stay up for me like nah you can just afk the stream to get the gifts up if you feel feeling tired nobody should go through this uh i hope so too

It just it just doesn’t want me to have it either really disabled uh structure spawning imagine he did though oh my god he’s going to make it you think i’m i’m doubting myself more right now Come on come on okay ship [ __ ] oh my god you [ __ ] oh my if i ever cry on the stream it will be this one I cannot believe i just skipped foods [Laughter] what’s wrong with me of course no ship of course makes sense come on boy i’m just going to do this maybe i find something if i broaden my my range of uh render distance oh okay okay if there’s no ship i’m killing myself oh

My god oh my god oh my god oh my god i’m losing my [ __ ] mind bro i’m gonna [ __ ] no how i yeah i am gonna pull out my toe hair and eat it i’m gonna eat it all i’m gonna pull out every toenail i have and eat it how is this possible Three end cities no ship three please please okay okay number four there we go four more four more for more former skull [ __ ] four more come on man how can you keep going i don’t know because i went too far that’s the only reason if i would have stopped after one choker

Like yeah but like once it surpassed 10 pm i was it’s like too far i committed and now i have to commit because as i said if i give up now i lose everything poop in a cup and eat it downstream i really want to do that right now

But because i have not eaten i cannot stomach empty pain i feel like edok should gift me a rank the highest rank for doing this right now i’m waiting edok it’s the least you can do [ __ ] he’s not even watching probably that [ __ ] i’m sorry i don’t want to be mean to enoch So toast me one cup no oh my god once could toast me one cup nah there’s no amount of money or clout that could make me do anything like that i want a refund on my rank why what the [ __ ] just find a demolisher bro i want to go

To bed so badly i want to sleep so badly there’s just no oh [ __ ] there’s just no [ __ ] if you get a rank for this i’d want a refund you can go suck my suck my dick test or suck my dick right now i deserve every rank on every server ever How can i give you a look bro if i knew i would have told you bro i’m so dead god if i had my face cam on right now oh my god i look so bad i’m just my art my eyes are like half open come on dudes come on

I got like four cities in a row with no ship i’m so close i’m so close to beating testo i cannot give up now this is biggest bro moment stream ever come on man i just want to go to sleep wait testo can we count the two lighters

That i found before the stream i think like i think at this point yeah i deserve to have those two also to be counted because this is just not normal like the the the the rate i’m getting of ships and i got those like like just before stream i would have

Gotten those either way so i don’t know i was going in the direction already i i feel like i should dude what the [ __ ] i should be able to like [ __ ] count those it’s literally just fair i hate you please please oh my god i’m going to like punch something

Like that’s not even normal like i should be getting like [ __ ] music is making me sleep give me harder music dude i can’t smack my head on the wall because it’s like my neighbors middle of the night so you’re just some bozo listen to ncs the music is so cancerous i can’t

I would rather sleep than listen to ncs dude on your pc then no i’m not gonna break my pc oh my god what the [ __ ] okay i’m just going more this way I’ll just turn up the music i guess oh three more is it three more tell me it is tell me it is i’m gonna kill myself if it’s not this is it’s three rights one time i smacked my hat on the wall and my sister thought i was going crazy i mean

She thought right bro what the [ __ ] is wrong with you did you like lose a [ __ ] fight like you lost the crystal pp battle one two it is nine ten eleven twelve thirteen two more nah ain’t no way right really i have 13 in my box 45 oh my god two more

Oh my god two more oh my god Oh my god oh my god shut up test so i don’t i don’t do english anymore i don’t care i’m going the wrong way [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you no no no no no i made this too easy shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] oh i’m i’m not

I’m not even no i’m sorry i love you this i’m sorry i would be hostile towards anyone at this point you made me you made me go through hell for this i hate you so much but i also love you at the same time just though

I have yeah i do have this in the back bro let’s go let’s [ __ ] go come on give me [ __ ] right now lick the chorus fruits there we go that was just a quick lick i do a feather filing i was about to like yeah come on ship ship ship ship ship ship Okay boy come on just eat two more please dudes yeah bacon you have been here from the start holy [ __ ] dudes i was so e dark hell yeah student guy [ __ ] him what a chat bro six hours damn I’m fighting to the music Give it to me let’s go and you made this texture pack yeah yeah yeah you definitely [ __ ] deserve this one it’s good are you gonna touch grass after this bro i’m gonna go to sleep as fast as possible and i’m gonna be touching [ __ ] dust all day tomorrow at the hospital

I’m gonna be dusting off some Some beds and tables and all that [ __ ] dude come on give me a ship like i’m gonna [ __ ] kill myself just i’ve been doing this [ __ ] for too long i want to go to sleep i changed my opinion about minecraft it’s like the worst game ever i don’t care

Why the dust off the dusty women no no no no no i’m not gonna be doing nothing with no dusty women i’m not into that dusty ass [ __ ] bro testo you want me to fail you’re preying on my downfall disgusting how dare you you’re gonna get dudes hell yeah bro Oh my god come on come on where is it where are the last ships i just need two i just need to i’m about to hit 500k in the [ __ ] end bran oh my god in one stream that is so insane what is gracie uh i was telling this story that

Happened today about some grandmas that i work with at the hospital um like flirting with me and other students calling us like fresh meat and asking us to come over to their house and [ __ ] like that jokingly of course but uh still weird so yeah

I know i don’t i’m i have a girlfriend i’m not into that [ __ ] um no no i want no gracie bruh scott jack dms i am on the grinds telekai i will check it though i have no hands on my keyboard right now no no no no what is this bro

Why do i sound so sexual i have no hands on my keyboard right now no no no the way i’m breathing out at the end is not okay do it like nah stop it no no wait i’ve got a huge bite mark on my leg what what who who or what [ __ ] you

Whatever [ __ ] you kill us kill us right now Henning what the [ __ ] bro how why did you clip that how did you even think about it i didn’t even i guess i’m just too tired to even realize what’s what sounds bad not a [ __ ] for sure hell yeah him um bacon Yeah delica is funny as [ __ ] always cracks me up Come on man i i’m literally spanning spending the longest on these [ __ ] last stool i trust i don’t know how that’s even possible like like what the [ __ ] this is not even funny anymore yeah bacon official is from simply vanilla oh my god no okay

Okay okay okay okay okay okay no no no no no no it’s trolling me bro i’m gonna [ __ ] i’m getting trolled no there is just no way i was so happy for a second there i was like hell yeah dude one more nah no it’s not giving it to me come

I’m going insane this video is gonna be titled like how tessa ruined my life emotional yeah i don’t know whether this would be can cities with nose ship that’s like come on man literally the worst [ __ ] luck i’ve been i’ve had 20 minutes with no ship how how

Technically i literally did found 69 light trials but tesla doesn’t want me to count the first two that i found before the stream just so stupid they literally do count Simply gangsters i love my simply homies my god i need to land soon for my morgan powder dude i should this should have been over already this is so bad six hours already dudes what this is so trying to keep my mind working trying to keep thinking

In the distances of the end you can hear the grinds never ends wow It really never ends just got better complete you’re such a oh my god how how i literally just don’t know what to do even at this point come on wait did you just throw one of your diamond tools you could have thrown the purple stairs oh well

I don’t know if you noticed i brain not work clearly this is so painful oh god i have 20 more minutes and then it’s over dudes 20 more minutes just give me something just something i’m concerned for you i’m concerned for me too i am mad [ __ ] you testo [ __ ] you

How is it even possible that it lasts to a light trust i just cannot get just two It cannot be that hard right like it’s literally it’s just too light trust how i got 60 [ __ ] seven and i can’t get the last two like that should not even be possible i’m about to hit [ __ ] 500k nether and i end and i just and it just doesn’t work there’s just nothing How scott i challenged you to beat my elijah account i have 74 not in this stream i can’t i’m going to die I will die if i go if i do more dude and gateway oh my god i’m going no no shut up and gateway please please testo i hate you you have the worst challenge So there’s nothing i can do i can’t go faster i can’t help look i i can’t i can’t do anything shut up testo you’re trying to make me lose you want to get in my head it’s not vlog game this is this is real life challenge it becomes real life once it’s impacted

My real life test though shut up flying to the void hell yeah no oh my god there’s just no there’s just nothing there is just nothing no entity no ship nothing only paying six hours and 15 minutes oh god yeah i know i’ve gone like so long without a ship Oh my god e-dog blessed me e-dog did this i don’t care what anyone says edok did this one more only one more holy [ __ ] just one more guys what the [ __ ] okay um one more one more oh my god oh my god please give it to me fast

Give it to me fast boy come on hell yeah oh dude if this takes longer than like five minutes i’m gonna [ __ ] kill myself i’m just gonna jump in the void i don’t care i don’t care give it to members emotes oh my god oh my god It’s over all the pain out of suffering it’s all over it’s how it ends here it ends here oh my god shut up shut up where’s the emotional music guys where is it uh one second one second let me get something good on um [ __ ] all the [ __ ] is copyrighted oh my god

What’s this this is not emotional come on come on come on give me something good testo hold on testo shut up hold on hold on hold on i’m not even looking at chat i’m gonna find sad sad music shut up everyone shut up one second i’m looking

[ __ ] it bro just look wait no i can try this i think oh hell yeah maybe this is too sad but okay no no after flying for for six hours and and like 20 minutes i i finally have 69 ally trust right here oh my god i cannot believe it took this long

This was probably one of the most most painful things i’ve ever done on stream holy [ __ ] he did it okay guys if you want a membership you need to you need to press the message from testo right now and selects that you want to be eligible to to get the membership

Guys press the thumbs up yeah yeah it’s working it’s working holy [ __ ] yes you guys have memberships oh my god wait i’m gonna ping the discord right now holy [ __ ] i’m gonna paint the discords bruh oh my god a car oh my god holy [ __ ] yo what the [ __ ] oh my god

So many memberships oh my god this was so worth it this was so [ __ ] worth it thank you tessa so much oh my god yeah yeah yeah press scroll up press testos message from memberships presents say that you want to be eligible and you can you get it immediately oh my god

I cannot believe i [ __ ] did it henning you need to press testos message oh my god you guys do i need to show you everything in life how do i how do i make you guys everything in life oh oops guys look look look look look look you press this

And then you say allow gifts and then you choose this wait did this do not get did did hannah not get it imagine that the ending doesn’t get it now no look on bro dude that is so sad that’s so give more that’s to give another five how

Oh my god can i get five more i feel so bad no i want to give five more like i feel so bad why is it so expensive you know what guys [ __ ] it um i’ll i’ll give five memberships um to you guys for sticking with me the entire stream

I love you all so [ __ ] much oh my god guys click it now as soon as you see it click allow gifts click on gifts you deserved it boys henning click it henning if henning doesn’t click it i’m gonna [ __ ] die bruh henning click it now

This man has been with me for six hours and youtube doesn’t give him oh my god i feel so bad for him wait can i give myself a membership i don’t think i can or all five have been wasted already holy [ __ ] guys wait if you’re new if you

Haven’t gotten it yet just click allow gifts uh look if there’s any more left i think there’s like one more one more left Bro this is so crazy damn dude we got 15 more members hell yeah dude that cost me 15 so i hope you guys are happy i’m so sad that henning hasn’t gotten his yet oh my god tanning play minecraft [ __ ] i’m sorry oh my god how is it free so

It’s first click allow click click allow gifts so go go to the message click on the message click allow gift i want to see if there’s any more left so yes 69 [ __ ] elijah i cannot believe i [ __ ] did it holy [ __ ] um tesso thank you thank you thank you thank you

For this opportunity for the gifts it was a journey i’m i like this will be remembered by me forever and by all the people that are in here uh i’m i am gonna stay alive because there are still people that yeah see you can still you can still get your membership guys

There’s still membership left i will marry you henning let’s go dudes let’s [ __ ] go [ __ ] and yeah guys um wait let me show this to you guys real quick so actually i’ll keep playing minecraft so um here you can see the members only videos uh monthly i mean there’s more than

Monthly but like yeah you get those there uh i’ll i’ll be making a new one very soon since we have so many new members now and in a month um yeah no i’m not sure i’ll be making more let’s loot this left this this last end city i’m so [ __ ]

I cannot believe i [ __ ] did it to it so many times i felt like i was gonna give up and yeah get her [ __ ] up about my hair dude i don’t care [Applause] looting end city guys hell yeah oh [ __ ] yeah dudes gg everyone thank you so much

Dude i’m gonna [ __ ] die what’s happening i cannot believe that out of everyone henning did not get his [ __ ] membership how did henning not get his youtube is rigged bro i feel so bad oh oops dude i am on no sleep i don’t even i’m like trying to even look around i i

Can’t even no because i have the best totem that is true i have the best totem i will never die god i i am so [ __ ] happy oh someone else got the the membership hell yeah wait is it this is tesla’s girlfriend let’s go that’s this girlfriend is a member now

Thank you tesla yeah there’s like one left i think so i’m gonna have to stay alive until like one more person becomes a member shane we just got 15 more members dude 15 is such a crazy number even though i paid for five of them damn

I will be doing it more more often by the way giving memberships out the stupid thing is that 15 is the cheapest i can do it for i the most the biggest reason that i gave out 15 now is because um what’s his name oh my god i forgot his name uh

Crash crash donated 15 so like i felt like it was you know i had to let’s go to reach youtuber now i’m here thank you tester what the [ __ ] ah why is there so many jokers in here one more membership get your mom get your get your dads henning please

Why why why does henning not get it it’s probably denmark denmark probably like doesn’t allow it or someone some cool [ __ ] like that oh my god what the [ __ ] this though holy [ __ ] bro no you don’t have to apologize for anything what the [ __ ] thank you so much

Just uh what the why am i saying testosterone shane shane i mean shane oh my god i’m s guys i streamed for six hours shane shane i love you same as shane shane don’t say sorry look i am so tired you guys have no idea how tired i am right now

I am dead and um i appreciate you all so [ __ ] much it’s you tricked me into your behind this bandana video i did make the money back that is really cool thank you shane i love you and crash and testo and um well you guys for being here alas

I had to do the bandana video guys i had to like did anyone become member does the last memory come oh yeah shane you get uh you get messages from being a member once a month let’s go wait bacon is in denmark he called it ah heming oh well it’s fine

Uh tesla you also have those messages somewhere i don’t know how it works though but yes somewhere you have those messages once a month that you can use yeah sharing testos the nicest people ever bruh did you make it work tester but what was it sounds

Oh hell yeah congrats on 690 light truss damn boys six months member what the [ __ ] well guys we are not ready elijah hunting i only just started hunting guys i was kidding you guys thought i was weak you guys thought i was going to sleep like a [ __ ] like oh sleepy ep no

I just started imagine i just do another six hours right now oh god it’s it’s 12 am right now i could not have seen this stream go any better way to it wow all the new members it’s so cool that more people can see the members only videos now and um Yeah damn i’m not gonna stay up all night i’m gonna sleep i have six hours of sleep i don’t care about member i have wife look i i give bacon permission to s to a screen share my members videos to you only you don’t forget to join discord’s link yeah hell yeah

Thank you testo oh my god dudes well i guess i’ll go to sleep it’s been a good stream but i was not kidding in my free time i will continue the hunts on the light truss maybe on the stream i don’t know it is pretty boring i mean this one

Isn’t because it’s me suffering but like if i just do it for a chill stream i mean i might do it just to talk to you guys you know so yeah and by the way if you are watching on a 40 54 inch tv dude send the picture in the discord

That’s insane what the [ __ ] uh i’ll beat my hamilkandrose elijah accounts yeah i am going to go for a big number of ally truss i do not give up testo thought he could beat me i beat his challenge [ __ ] testo i challenge you to get 64 netherride blocks before

The end of the summer 64 tests though and if you don’t do it you give me a choker for light truss and if you do do it i’ll give you a sugar flytrass deal not possible oh not possible okay let’s say 69 69 another box then oh my god dudes best stream ever

The stream is even even even better than my [ __ ] birthday stream holy [ __ ] okay i gotta like go [ __ ] wait scott can i i can just give him the accounting oh yeah please do that yeah let henning watch the videos he really deserves it he’s a real one um

And i feel really bad attending didn’t get the chance to to become member like literally the entire chat but yeah okay guys thank you so much for [ __ ] watching oh my god thank you guys for anyone that donated i hope you enjoy the members videos give me suggestions whatever you want to see

For members videos and i’ll be i’ll be streaming more often because i have so many members now dudes what the [ __ ] damn on a tv that’s how it looks nice okay guys buys okay guys i’ll see you next time goodbye i go sleep now i love you all fairy park members

I’m very happy i’m just hoping i wake up on time damn