Hey everybody welcome back to sleep this is our all new Minecraft server everybody and we’re gonna play on it every now and then Ben is dying to a wolf well in This Server you guys are gonna see just how awesome we are at Minecraft and just how uh mediocre of friends we are Well that’s not true true yeah I’m gonna go build my base a thousand blocks away see you later you’re avoiding looking at me yeah well see the thing is I I don’t know how to tell you but I actually am playing with like extreme lag so everything is like Freezing every five seconds so at least for this episode you know I’m gonna be a little uh someone’s got leg in Minecraft it’s not gonna look like I’m all there yeah you’re definitely not all there right now guys I disconnected and I come back and I’m just instantly Darkness nah that’s Cool it’s the it’s the bully Meek a bit look you guys are spending so much time bullying me that schlatt already got an upgrade I got an upgrade over here [ __ ] you whoa oh he’s got a sword already damn dude stop stop stop what the [ __ ] dude I’m just walking get back here No please do you think you could uh spare me and you know let me live because I’m like very I’m I’m at a disadvantage right are you even logged in yeah okay where are your coordinates what’s your address all right you want to know where I am what’s your mother’s Maiden name get away from here I’m I’m leaving I’m sorry leave him leave this wretched Place check it out we don’t have much on this island but we do have [ __ ] Mika where is she I’m gone man I don’t want anything to do with you dude you killed me Uh he went he went down that way I just don’t believe that okay why don’t you uh why don’t you ask me again maybe I’ll have a better answer for you I’m on a quest to kill all of you but what did I do you’re laughing I asked You where’s that and you’re like you know how people like always say oh I didn’t think my voice sounded like that when they hear themselves in recordings yeah yeah you sound like just like that don’t think I do I just don’t think I sound like that all The comments are gonna agree with me because they always agree with you you’re like you’re like the mother and I’m like the father that doesn’t even make any [ __ ] sense okay am I a mother or a father mother okay so there’s two mothers and a father Mika You’re an uncle thanks I’m happy being an uncle dead okay that changes things see I thought I would be like the cool dead uncle you know so let me get the shirt we’re all playing Minecraft together but you guys run away can I live with you guys too no I just Want to paint it a little with me I gotta say my base is looking pretty good yeah I wish I could see it hi Panda welcome back to my Island as you can see we have grown a bit since last time you have this looks terrible yeah it’s Really rude man you’ve never said a nice thing this whole record true yeah all you have done is kind of make threats about wanting to kill people you know yes they killed me I didn’t kill you you verbally killed me what killed my spirit You just beat a baby not a baby can you do a little goo goo gaga ew okay never mind schlatt if you could tell me where you are I I will come with a peace offering I don’t want you to come I do okay Astro where are you I’ll give You the peace offering what is it you’ll have to see it first I want to know what it is first half now half later I’ll tell you the first part of it and then I come find you and then I tell you the rest of it dude stop coming please I’m Not gonna do that I just wanna bring him I’m gonna bring him a peace offering you’re just making things really awkward by saying that word over and over again he’s offering what’s wrong with peace I’m not no peace I’m not saying wait Mika you’re coming right now you’re Gooning no I’m saying I’m going to you if you tell me where you are I’m not gonna let you panda and you guys try to play me so when you killed me that was in my head you think I had any vitriol towards you no you’re the one you don’t just Kill someone out of love you don’t kill people What if I don’t kill you out of love huh that wouldn’t make sense that’s not love you need to learn to love yourself Panda before you can even understand what others showing you true love is I’m gonna kill you dude I don’t Think you could kill me even if you wanted to you’re weak in spirit and in health just because you killed both and you had a lot of wood thank you I guess you could say uh Panda doesn’t is not rich in spirit but schlatt you have a rich rich spirit is That what you’re saying yeah okay so to that I would say quit playing for me turret sorry one more time one two three quit playing with me before I turn into a song what are you okay I’m attractive I’m completely and totally lost I gotta say I’m doing great right now do you think when you murdered Panda you’re you know your general self-esteem and joy went up yeah and my testosterone spiked do you have a monitor watching that at all times yeah I’m hooked I’m hooked up to a bubble a series of Trinkets and bubbles or uh Are attached to me right now and I’m I’m monitoring them you don’t like the word bubble isn’t it iron pick what was that noise you just made and I’m worried for your health man is it because I died because I did I just think you know mentally you just don’t Seem like you’re all there you want to like uh come to my house Panda I do and hang out can we start a family yeah I think we could repopulate this island with our children we should make Total Drama Island knock knock hey hey what the [ __ ] All right I’ll give you what I’ll give you yeah you will I was gonna give you it this was like that Yogscast Tekken episode titled Simon goes mad with power Is that a good reference to Mika yeah that one really made me chuckle I guess you could say I uh I don’t trust your sandwich right there really tired right now don’t kind of sleep deprived wow we’re just busting out all the references today huh hey pen it’s time for your weekly slap Uh J schlatt do you have uh that’s it I’m actually stealing your stuff no okay I’m sorry I’m pulse right now no I gotta use four sorry my dentist is calling me hello there’s definitely a voice on the line I don’t know why they would face all right Guys I’m back oh I died so what’s up with that dentist bit you just did yeah um I had a dentist appointment next week and and um on Saturday May 6th yeah where at at the dentist the dentist and uh they called me they asked if I could Reschedule to 4 20. on Saturday where am I dentist office it’s like nine days past April 20th no no 4 20 P.M yeah at 4 20 p.m on May 6th I will be at my dentist office awesome I just thought you guys would want to know can we all Come by yeah sure you’re getting uh you’re getting your mouth filled no I wasn’t gonna go there but uh anyway you know what I was gonna say earlier yeah yeah go for it okay do you have a pulse right now uh yeah I think so okay so now That we have established you have a pulse versus versus no no no no now that we’ve established hold on hypothetically now let’s say if you have a pulse logically it would follow that you are alive correct so if you are alive we could say that you are Jay schlatt live okay do you see what I did there yeah okay so yeah you see what I did there um okay it’s just uh no one is laughing so oh [ __ ] hide hide hype yeah it’s really upsetting to me that you guys like would Not tell me where you guys are and uh she just did not want to like just did not want to like play with me basically your eyes are deceiving you it’s an Enderman don’t look him in the eyes Panda jumping when did you two get all buddy buddy They’re buddy buddy and they’re killing me um can I like team up or something yeah yeah we should just keeping me they put me in a corner do you want to come to my secret base yeah I would love that if that’s okay yo schlatt come over we have A zoo come here it’s like really humiliating that I got the Stone Age achievement because and I just happened to pick it up you just got the Stone Age achievement I really can’t help you here yeah it’s okay I uh nor do I have any interest that’s really upsetting to hear You know what Mika no isn’t this doesn’t this isn’t it doesn’t this fill you with the rage hearing this like like what an [ __ ] right like you want to kill him yeah but like yeah you guys are being any better right now so you’re so important that we want to keep you Locked behind a case so you can’t go anywhere yeah that’s really awesome that you’re doing that Mika what are you doing wait wait wait wait wait okay wait wait wait wait who gave you permission for that listen it’s been real you guys the wild Mika wait where’s he going see You later no not on my freaking watch buddy you guys should give him one chance to come back willingly before you take him captive pika look we were wrong we’re sorry we’re sorry we made a severe lapse in judgment the lapse is so large it’s like a prolapse yeah we’re prolapsing we’re Prolapsing right now with you we’re we’re turn around we’re prolapsing we are okay can I can I ask you as a question yeah we made a severe prolapse in judgment would you would you say and schlatt you can feel free to help them out because you have experience with This question but would you guys say that you have a pulse oh my God Pat and I kind of share like one pulse yeah we’re conjoined we have like one pulse really weird um I’m gonna take this with me see ya oh my God wow free stuff all right where where is Your base why would I tell you we got a mutual enemy yeah I don’t have any enemies they’re totally neutral on me man yeah we love schlatt yeah all they do is talk about how they want to kill you no our governments send each other’s resources all the time like he gives us Oil and we give him chocolate what are you Mr Beast oh he can oh that’s a glitch so there’s actually a lot of glitches in this game and I keep telling a notch to patch them it’s just hard for me to empathize with a zoo animal I know that’s when I look at you I’ll see is an enclosured Beast okay all I see is Mr Beast when I look at you you guys do your thing I’ve had it up to here I’m gonna do mine it’s the classic uh Minecraft SMP experience everyone works together for Like an hour and they all go their separate ways and never see each other okay I was never on that page with you guys that’s true that’s true what does your dentist have on the TV mine will only have like the Cooking Channel like home renovation channels and like news Nudes news the dance just throws his nudes up there yeah so here’s your X-ray of your jaw I mean here’s a picture of my [ __ ] oh okay all right what’s wrong man my luck has turned around let’s go wow you slept in a bed I think I walked in on Something that I wasn’t supposed to see right here was it your dentist nude not sure where’d you go all the chests are gone did you leave me I’m just on vacation you [ __ ] left me I just said we could work together we can’t leave me I’m gonna come back I Cannot believe it I’m gonna come back with it nobody here is nice to me I love you oh you don’t you love I stand the impression again dude I swear to God I’m gonna find diamonds and it’s over oh my [ __ ] God I just stumbled upon something insane holy [ __ ] I’m only my God what the [ __ ] get a Molly that’s awesome maybe we can Team Up Wait hold on you know what Panda I would be down for you we’re doing something super genius right now I swear to God if you snitch though I swear to Pepe it all sort of happening Mika when you’re here you cannot say anything about what I’m doing hey Mika when you make it over to a pandas can you tell me what’s up with him oh my [ __ ] hey man lost all my stuff in a cave near here you have your coordinates no can you Take me to a panda yeah I would like my stuff though I’ll give you some stuff once you take me to him right over here yeah Panda and I uh you know we had a good thing going we had a zoo for a while really um yeah our zoo animal Escaped yeah shut up the one animal there’s a one exhibit thing so yeah we had one exhibit we were gonna expand uh maybe breed the wild Mika that we had in there with other wild Nikos yeah Panda’s right over here he’s got a great base does he yep here’s his uh doc oh Leads right in wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what [ __ ] wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I got something you might want what I can move sorry here oh come on come on this is your grand plan come on dude here I’ll do it for the video man you know how long what’s up man you’re not even falling dude you’re floating this trip sucks face sucks dude You’re griefing my [ __ ] house and you stole my [ __ ] again do I get anything on you oh yeah oh thanks man how have you guys made such little progress about 45 minutes you were supposed to fall down that hole no it didn’t work I saw right through that it didn’t even Kill Astro how does it not kill it was a hole how did it not even work don’t follow me all right here Mika and Astro if you guys figure out where he is I’ll uh I don’t have a base I’m a nomad I’m a digital Nomad I’m just gonna go back to Where I felt safest of all where’s that oh the enclosure [Laughter] you know would be pretty sick is like if we teamed up you want to team up with me I need some moral platitudes I need uh I need you guys to butter me up a little Bit and then I’ll choose who’s the best at it and you guys can you can live with me um I think it’s in your best interest but here’s my moral platitude uh I am way too laggy to even be able to betray you so it would just Be safe to have me around but then what if someone attacked I mean you you uh you just said you were useless does someone else want to try I’m good at catching wild animals okay here’s the question for both of you can you throw that ass back I’ve been known do it Mika you want to have a twerk off no Hannah do you want to chill here with me I gotta think of another plan because the first one completely [ __ ] up what are you trying to do you’re trying to get revenge on me for some reason what Did I do to you you killed my you got my slime ball where that is he’s doing The Impressions I didn’t even take your slime ball dude you think I took your slime ball mikas got it in his inventory right now he’s looking at it right now I can see him look cool Panda I didn’t know that it was important I can give it back to you I don’t need you man I don’t trust anyone Astro leaves me she like kills me twice I’ll come back for you babe Panda I’ll give you back your slime ball I didn’t Even know I had it I’m furious I’m fast and I’m furious so what are you saying here I know what to do I know exactly what to do and it’s so foolproof so you said that about the last plan and it ended up being a spruce trapdoor so I was actually a setup I want you guys to be in a full state of security thinking I’m dumb what about that is false because I’m actually really smart and I’m gonna I’m gonna say something smart right now the periodic table okay name all of them hydrogen helium lithium Beryllium boron carbon hydrogen oxygen neon holy [ __ ] what the hell it’s actually pretty good genius dude I think it would just be in our best interest team up here it’s on my slime ball let’s say I accidentally so you go oh my god look just happened I Actually jumped it’s a good joke let’s team up you want to team up yeah you’re funny yeah I’ve been told that are you guys flirting because you stole my slime all I got beef with all of you is it impossible beef so I had impossible beef The other day oh how was it um wait hold on and then I thought it tasted good okay no no no you just don’t understand hold on that’s supposed to be Kendrick Lamar you don’t understand hold on it’ll make more sense okay I’m just gonna be on the connection last Screen so I was trying uh impossible beef the other day okay and I seen uh a fry cook SpongeBob a blind fry cook pacing up and down the restaurant Squidward finally got his revenge she seemed to be a bit frustrated as if she had dropped something and having a hard time finding it So after watching her struggle for a while I decided to go over and lend a helping hand you know that’s nice of you hello ma’am can I be of any assistance is that what you said or are you saying that to me it seems to me that you have lost something I would like to help you find it she replied oh yes you have lost something you’ve lost your impossible beef who just did the [ __ ] Discord sound effect was that you oh no listen guys I’m making a castle and it’s gonna be awesome and it’s gonna be made out of whatever blocks I Currently have in my inventory at the time so you guys can [ __ ] suck on it how about that what should this s p be called Goonies hey schlatt hey man made it to your Castle you pick up that Cobblestone and give me all the Cobblestone here give me all the Cobblestone now all right hello let’s do this upstairs oh give me all the Cobblestone first yeah I got you all right check this out you want to see my funny bit that I was gonna do it was like kind of hard because like I had to Make sure you know I came during like the daytime because I kept dying during the night time but uh check this out all right Oh okay um it’s saying I can only sleep at night and I was um why’d you set up a bed I just thought it would be I just thought it would be funny if you want to slept yeah and then what where’s the uh like the like the comedic aspect of that yeah Well because I thought it would be implied like haha like I’m I’m setting myself my spawn to like where you are so it’s like now it’s like we’re talking up yeah but it’s it’s kind of funny because it’s saying you can only sleep at night and uh yeah yeah so yeah yeah So buddy I’m gonna need you to get off my property okay oh I’ll go maybe it’s time you came home huh no think about it that was when you were at your Peak arguably it was definitely not what that Panda’s [ __ ] with me when I walked back up my mind Moist play on Naruto black and white flashback when I walked back up my mind he had blocked it off and now I keep hearing walking noises I think he’s living uh in your base I think he might be are you in my walls dude all right sweet this is awesome what’s awesome you Wouldn’t you like to know buddy are you living in my walls no okay at least convincing no I’ve ever heard you are you’re here no I’m not gonna leave my house man I’m in the water you’re in my your this is my property yeah but the lake is public no it’s not It’s a private land I have the deed to the water show me what do you mean he has stocks and water dude you’re [ __ ] dude come on man I’m long on water can’t I just like enjoy the lake on you Vine boom moist Place sneaky snitch You guys ever see that movie about uh like you ever see in parasite you mean the one where there’s a guy living like underneath someone’s giant house and they don’t know yeah yeah yeah just like that I’m noticing some cinematic parallels here you do you know there were actually Multiple people that went down into that um lower level in the movie parasite you [ __ ] [ __ ] there wasn’t just the guy living down there but there was someone who helped remember oh you’re done you’re done Bud you’re done all right back to the drawing board so How did he uh how did he get here Mika I honestly I did not lead him like I swear on my life you [ __ ] the whole house is burning the whole [ __ ] house burned down I think it looks cool this way have you ever seen the Mario movie Bowser has a lava [ __ ] you [Laughter] come on come on come on look you suck look you suck how are you getting where’s your bed get out of here man you guys suck just let us look in your basement you guys are awful I’m hopping around Is this why you watch that you want there to be fighting yeah why you’re you’re to me you did it to me it is really fun it’s so good it’s so good you got to give me credit where credit’s due okay what are we gonna do should we plan Something for episode two sounds like you want to stop recording I got one last thing to do no you don’t no you don’t come to Daddy don’t say that dude step riding is insane next time I’ll know what to do next time keep telling yourself that buddy on the Next episode of sleep deprived SMP Google be sure to goon until next episode don’t release until the next one comes out come once you get that notification Video Information
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