Slmccl – I Found the Best Minecraft Slime Mod…

Look what’s glooping goobers and guess what today we are playing the coolest mod ever made ross the rubber one invited me and the just roll with it guys to try out a mod where he’s basically converting minecraft to be more like dungeons and dragons this is complete with all his own models lore

World builds mechanics it’s [ __ ] wild i can’t swear in the first minute this is a vertical slice of the gameplay specifically focusing on my favorite race slime so in this video we basically play four dudes uh trudging through this world of goo i’m really excited for this so stick

Around see what happens oh this is so cool i’m so glad i got invited this oh yeah creepers so go follow them on their twitter for updates and go creep down to that subscribe button it helps me in a lot of ways why did i say that so

Weirdly did you know a hawk can you know they swoop down so fast to kill their prey they fold their spine in half is that true true i could try that stand stand right below this i’ll try and swoop down on you and fold my spine in half ah

Oh oh it wasn’t supposed to go that way crack it back stay still yeah stay still yeah all right no spill a couple i know i stopped i guess this is better now that guy would be all right you know what now that we fixed your spine we gotta deliver that baby what

Everyone sitting here that’s not a baby what is we’re done did i miss something oh true he looks just like us i think i got to tell you something so uh welcome to the crips and creepers slime showcase this is something the development team has been working on for

Many months now uh and if you’re unfamiliar with grips and creepers this is basically uh the the goal is to create a tabletop experience like dungeons and dragons within minecraft so right now this is a mini campaign showing off the slime race which will be playable in the final game i don’t even

Know it’s like a little mini cafe awakening that’s so cool cool okay okay okay okay this is a post-apocalyptic fantasy world where basically uh eons ago the great evil one and all the tolkien races got uh [ __ ] destroyed and they’re all dead uh so the elves uh the dwarves everybody got um just

Exterminated i think if we’re all ready shall we just get to it yes oh my god yes dude i’m so excited for this okay okay i have a gift for all of you oh okay i feel pretty ready for adventure yeah oh oh you got food in here you should you just

Came out of a hat that if you hold it and type slash hat you’ll wear it properly my accuracy oh he talks look at him you seem to be the right people for this job that i have you seem to be all come join me he’s so old how how old are you

You know with you guys being made out of slime it’s like i don’t really know if you’re authentic old or if you just got like a goop beard you know i just wanted to kind of i’ve received word that a group of slime researchers located far out beyond the city walls have already

Looked great danger what just interrupt me why don’t you it’s good it’s really hey listen i’m sorry about chris cause you maybe you wait outside i receive word etc there’s a giant gelatosaurus rex and only through the ancient power of an incredible artifact can this great beast be subdued this artifact must be

Assembled by combining four sacred objects found within this land in your pockets is a quest are you aware on how to open a book no no i just use my iphone and eat potato chip open it you flex your j muscle dude i didn’t even know i had one of

Those uh you’ll find the witch doctor sent me a list of the objects you need to find you’ll find me where i think we no he means a witch doctor not witch doctor which witch doctor you’ll find the orb of time within the walls of the clock tower the

Slice of life from the scavenger town the coarse mata from the deep tombs and the varying flesh from the market but be careful there are many shady characters and ghastly ghoulies snooping around the lower levels what if we just dug a big hole and we just like wait and we just

He’s a sacred all right i’m sorry i didn’t mean it i never do that once you’ve collected them you bring them to the doctor on the edge of the badlands he’s quite a mystical man and we’ll combine the elements please just get out of my house

What do you think he does like all day what do you think he does i don’t know i think oh [ __ ] dude i i gotta leave i gotta leave the kingdom i think i’ve just been exiled whoa this is cr oh this guy’s a little two different colors i’m gonna

Pet the slime bunny hey hey hey hey hey come bouncing bouncing oh whoa i’m bouncing yeah it’s a uh it’s just a slow lag it’s a slag it’s just it’s a guys you’re not even talking to people i got to talk to these people this guy’s funny you’re super fleshy i’m hip with

The slag come on friend dap me up excuse me oh meat person i am made of flesh and not slime i’m hip with the slang come on friend zap was he trying to be like relatable just because he has a couple i’m gonna dab him i’m gonna dab them down

Oh man oh man oh my goodness are you looking for clowns oh um no i am actually looking for for some help though uh with a with an issue we’ve got currently if you’re up for that it’s the issue that you don’t have enough clowns oh we’ve got plenty of clowns here don’t

Worry but oh yeah um there’s one particular clown that i need real uh assistance with oh if you’ll follow me this way see we set up all of our um trapeze and everything in this little dude you’re being so [ __ ] nothing today it just looks wrong with you man very self-conscious okay listen

Uh-oh i’m very hungry are you talking about me everywhere he said he’s really lonely just need some friends okay that’s not what i said what’s your best joke quizzed well they’re not really jokes they’re they’re you think you’re some kind of funny guy you think you’re some kind of funny guy

At the circus think you’re making jokes i have the greatest riddles in all of the land they’re very very bad they’re real bad fine you know what yeah you town slinky yeah let’s let’s test your might and maybe i’ll leave i’ve done dozens of buzzfeed quizzes

I’ve got this guy i’ve got this all right here is the riddle one walks on four legs in the morning dog two legs i wasn’t even finished one walks on four legs in the morning two legs in the day and three in the afternoon but not at night babies because

They wake up and they crawl and then they stand up and then they fall over god they’re so [ __ ] stupid they’re so scary i’m walking in i’m locking in a stupid [ __ ] baby for 500. baby baby how did you get it right because quizzard weird baby if you’re so good at

Riddles why don’t you tell me a riddle give him a riddle knock knock i’ll get out of your way but this isn’t the last time you’ve seen the quiz i sure hope so what [ __ ] what what the hell so you have something to [ __ ] tell us

Man no i don’t know what that was i genuinely don’t know what that was prosecutor a real quiet you’re not a you’re not a big you’re not a big riddler are you did you yeah ross i i’m not where’s the clock tower whoa uh the clock tower well usually

It’d be out at that back entrance over that do you have a name yes my name is ringleader hilarious can you no it’s just i haven’t like nailed it down yet so you have to you have to bear with me yeah yeah we will okay yeah

Hit us with it what do you call a um yes a giraffe okay with you got this good so far um one leg i’m gonna beat the [ __ ] whoa whoa there’s some oh my god it’s a beast what the [ __ ] is that i love you

Hello are you new to the city yeah i love you so much i do a lot of research there about the time log which is this blue stuff over here would you like to know more about it yeah they’re like patches around the city frozen in time do you see the blue

People inside yeah people inside blue people oh oh they’re they’re not actually alive they’re they’re mere echoes of the past what can we help you with dude listen hey well i just want just one second i’m going to talk to my friend over here hey chris come over here man

You’re just kidding you’re coming on a little strong right now man and i’m just listen as your friend i’m just telling you maybe like like you’re at like an eight just drop it to like a four i mean if you’re a researcher i say we all just

Step into the time lock on three and just [ __ ] see what happens dude all right step over here with me just one more time listen man you’re all the way up there at 11 man i’m really worried about you dude would you like to step inside yes

Yeah um what’s happening to me oh dude i feel like really dumb oh no that’s just that’s that’s that’s just me [ __ ] dude we need to find the clock tower you said that was nearby where are my bones yeah the clock tower is far in the distance

This way where are my boats it’s sort of like a temple for research dad um it also seems like it’s the source of the time lock magic but i’m not sure oh hey guys there’s more of this blue timelock crab over at the top you said more beast tower oh [ __ ]

This whole area i’m fine oh wow they’re not like they’re not like dead or anything no this is just people from the past well this one’s talking to me what somebody’s in the timeshare okay yeah it says uh i think i found the clock tower there’s

A big clock do you think that’s the clock tower no i don’t know what really makes you sick okay there’s a little guy waving at me over there oh hello hello oh hello oh hey are you are you guys adventurers name history what is history why tell us everything

The history oh my god you want to know about the heroes the old heroes they’re so cool yeah they’re so cool you guys they’re so cool okay oh my god okay so they’re like just talking to this person is making me congested um so the heroes

There was um there was a great shielder there was a divine there was a pirate there was a dead eye and there was a um a chronomancer you think the chronomancer did all this time well hang on didn’t the world kind of sort of [ __ ] uh uh

A little bit but that was like a great sacrifice right so so that’s why all of us get to be alive today well what’s your what’s your name little group sir my name is squire do you think that we could be like those heroes one day

Oh you guys are so cool i could tell you’re really great adventurers and i bet someday you’ll save the world again if we ever need it they should call you liar instead of squats uh the clock tower is that the one with the clock on it yeah you’re so smart how

Do you know that you hear that dude okay maybe we can be heroes man maybe we can be you’re some kind of freaking wizard okay we need to we do we need to go to the clock tower first so yeah let’s do it within the walls

Yeah later i guess yeah if you go to the hall of heroes i’ll totally hang out with you there have this have this wart dude oh dude where did no no no no no dude that’s contagious absolutely absolutely do not hold on to that squire oh question question please

Yes grizzly tell us what should we do grizzly when we go in there he’s giving an anime speech dude he’s giving a speech we’ll walk up these steps together not as adventurous i feel like he’s misreading the intensity of this situation if i go down i need you to tell

I need you to tell the bee librarian i’m not that much hey guys hello hi people how’d you get here i guess i guess you can tell um we’re looking for the uh what’s the call what’s it called it’s called the the the chrono uh the capsule keyboard

Like you i don’t know how we’re gonna get up there you think i can jump up there since you can’t fly you’re gonna want to use the the this is really cool man how many how many of these how many of these people uh ancient people do you

Think died to this [ __ ] parkour challenge oh is that it right there i see it i see that i see that in that hole then you don’t throw the needle no no okay wait where’s chris i’m pretty sure he’s all the way to the bottom stuff that’s really surprising considering people started oh

Let’s take it wait give me the slumboro come bobby later it’s used as the key for the temporal engine in the basement of the library wait so how do how do we get down just fall this little this little hole right here welcome to the library whoa whoa this is cool

Yeah i spent a lot of time in here reading all the books i like to browse each section what’s your favorite of these books oh my favorite book is a book about uh the different types of dirt it’s very interesting oh yeah name them yeah you like all the dirt name them

Okay all right sediment yes oh this is the engine i’ve never seen it activated this is uh i don’t know guys this is pretty [ __ ] intense down here do you think you put it in this funny thing in the funny diamond lick it lick it

First so it conducts it first look at it first lick it first just so it’s all the way blowing it like a cartridge you know how that generally you know yeah whoa did you just wait there because they don’t this thing could explode oh okay yeah yeah yeah grizzly you got this man

You got this grizzly you got this what did you say grizzly people’s gonna love this can you say you believe in me i believe in you you know or ordinarily i tell you to stop banging them on but i think this is it’s fine because it’s the last time uh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh my god oh okay oh my god [ __ ] dude what are those what’s happening what’s going on right there you’re all right grizzly you’re doing great i’ve never seen it hey ross this is so [ __ ] cool bro you did so good man this is so awesome

What the [ __ ] so it’s powering up oh okay uh no just stay right there grizz i’m sure it’s fine i’m sure he’s fine no i’m in space where is it what happens grizzly wait guys what he’s over there oh it’s an echo it just she looks just how he used to

It’s an echo on them people chrissy died so peacefully we’re in the present we’re in the present wait no come back mourn me a little longer breaking ended up dissipating the time the time bubble wait so before oh that was before we were in the past yes

It was it was sort of uh like locked in a proceeding position oh wait that was that was the yeah you that was the past now we’re in the present people what about all your books and stuff does that mean this whole place is wait the books

Oh boy maybe i shouldn’t have said anything guys so just god oh no it looks like the library i didn’t even finish reading them all was this my fault did i kill the books well you did put the uh you did put the lever in i would probably say that that

Technically it was your own sort of hubris and an urge to please if this is my fault you’re gonna have to add another type of dirt yeah dude you’re um yeah you suck it’s not your fault i promise what the hell this looks like it’s part

Of the indian hey this is the engine um the door just collapsed oh oh oh what oh that’s like oh look look look let the the machine oh [ __ ] the machine that’s definitely oh i i stepped off oh oh guys i think i’m about to put the doodad in the doohickey oh oh

Ah all right let’s go quick let’s make against an impact whoa try taking it once it’s done i guess oh oh it’s charged again try using it try did you just say using it yeah use it on bebo okay skip it up apple madam oh whoa whoa whoa

I think i just i just scattered us into the past are we like criminals now i feel like we’re in a palace and uh oh whoa i’m god you control time what you’re the chronomancer dude i that that’s a dangerous power for charlie to have oh if only there were some way

Through here maybe in the how about this one i’ve got i’ve got a present for you actually well they’re moving dude don’t ruin this for me uh take note of the past and present if you come across a dead end try switching oh i don’t get so smart you’re so smart

People i think we want to oh wait a second this is a dead end but okay so we want to be over there oh we want to be over there okay i’m going to warp you ready conde yeah i’m here come on bro okay everyone say wiggly wobbly warp

No you all sound so stupid oh i think we go the other way i think we go the other way okay no we go back 88 to the power really no no you got this chris you got this chris here’s what i’m going to do you’re going

To jump and i’m going to switch it to the past or the present right as you jump and then you’re going to land ready yeah yep one two three oh look whoa is that that’s important artifact we were looking for i think it was yeah that’s one of the that was the capsule

Of time was an egg huh so egg whoa i think you’ve achieved your quest then huh yeah i think so we still got uh we got three more to find but that’s one of them oh no oh it’s squire are you scared no you’ll be safe

Did you guys have a good time at the quotatorium yeah it’s not always about us did you have a good time yeah i just kind of hung out at oh it’s open it was closed before and then you guys showed up and it opened well we are really cool oh it’s the heroes

Yeah there’s the chronomancer with his uh he’s got glasses i’ve got glass is that something we should do in here oh well there’s really cool puzzles maybe at the end um it’ll help you on your uh adventure but i’ve never been able to do the puzzles because it takes

Multiple people guys we’ll see that riddle guy again i really hope so no you know i feel like we’ve been we’ve been nice to a lot of people lately and i sort of just want one that’s like objectively bad oh oh oh your grandma yeah

So guys statue up there is of um the pie rogue the pirate oh beastly you’re a little bit of a pie rogue aren’t you a little arsonist what’s this i turned up i turned a thingamajig sometimes the um the entrance to the sewers gets a little clogged with slime

So you have to turn the valves to empty it out and get down yeah if you solve all the puzzles to get to the valves you should be able to reach the sewers um careful when stepping on the pressure plate make sure you don’t move like a statue

Oh man dude this is [ __ ] with me man this is [ __ ] with me this is [ __ ] with me dude that’s 45 degrees bro hello yeah that’s not the right that’s a really fun slide well if you say it’s gotta be fun it’s really fun god my brain can’t take all these angles

I don’t i feel like i did something wrong here i’m just back up here there’s a thing here and if you hit it you’re so nice what the [ __ ] i try wow crazy just change the direction as you guys are going down tell you when to

Hit it somebody else go down all right hit it don’t hit it if there’s a valve down there you should hit it return good job this is a good question what is our party name the b-boys i’ve got one through the regular dudes the meat man meat man the meat man

I’m really strong dude why are you so [ __ ] chat oh wait this is the divide room oh my god let’s call ourselves the goop gang i feel like there’s an actual goop gang in this city and they’re gonna stab us in the street if we do that so this is all the puzzles

Combined i think it feels illegal to test all of your knowledge oh dude this is like a [ __ ] fall guys map what am i even looking at yeah uh put that thing right there yeah put it right here okay yeah okay now nice no oh dang so is

There is there a lever is there a lever over there you can flip uh no i think i just moved it by standing on the pressure plate oh okay cool cool that’s yeah that’s what i was hoping all right sick and then we go here

I got it we got the lever oh you did it that was the last one this is where i leave you guys so if you go down this slide it’ll take you into the sewers no i’m gonna hang out here i’m gonna miss you squelch okay

Where do we even think this is taking us we’re kind of off the beaten path a little right now i guess garbage though hang on i’m gonna see the chest look at the that’s like three different things it is how are you real what are you

I’m in a hall sick det me up i have no idea what your brother no clue what you’re talking about oh this guy well he’s he’s hardly a slime he’s hard he rejected myself here have a have a bit have a bit through here i guess slime water new questions

Entry we went the right way oh yeah the slice of life from the rat king oh no oh no no no all right oh [ __ ] over this oh only wraps up the code can pass pizza that’s a pizza i run this joke story about myself people tell me my products

Are too cheesy frankly i find that offensive i find that pizza right here oh my god it was always right look at them oh my gosh they’re real pizza hey excuse me i love rats what what is your name kind wrath oh my name’s scrubloyd really good at scrubbing the dick if you

Want to find the slice of life you’re gonna have to talk to captain cam and bear over at the docks captain where’s the dog is that follow me so what happened to rats i don’t remember them being so you run so intensely and yet so slowly it’s incredible

Oh [ __ ] that’s good wait wait don’t don’t what is this witchcraft we’re looking for the slice of life ah the slice of life that be one of our greatest commodities here you want that yeah uh yeah come on yeah yeah can we can you give it that for me can you give

That to us oh i cannot sadly give it to you yet what you must up to the king the king the king and the king of the world the rats oh okay can you take us to the king sadly no i have some last minute counting to do but i believe you talked

To scrubler mia oh very good at scrubbing very good at scrubbing yeah yeah captain i don’t think we’re leaving here until we get that scat battle we came here for the famous scat battle you want to start us off yeah we don’t have to hit him with the combo yet okay

Connie yeah yeah bring it down do they call him the scout king impressive work me friends you’ve proven yourselves and i pass it over to you oh hey i think we’re going to see we’re going to see the rat king but we just found the scat king god bless your heart

Hey hello scrub lord oh hey how are you doing we got permission to see the king can you take it what’s up you little hey scrub lord you know it’s it’s kind of quiet here i wish there was maybe like something we could listen to while we were walking over maybe like uh

Maybe like a little scat yeah can you scat for us come on scorpio you’re doing so good you’re doing so good okay guys do you think that do you think the rap team is going to like scouting let’s talk let’s talk let’s talk a stock what’s our plan for getting

Uh talking to the king honestly i think we just i think we just scattered him until he gives us what we want when what if he executes us or kills us that’s fine that won’t be so bad honestly we deserve that won’t stop us yo the only thing we want to steal is

Some scat bars lay them down oh [ __ ] it’s a real [ __ ] dude oh my god please king squeaky with the slice of life oh right right worthy of the slice of life no no but we want it can i can i come up there and kiss your rings

Kiss the finger kind of deal yes he’s such a [ __ ] suck up dude i don’t i see everyone he meets goddamn shut up if you’re giving us permission yeah you can you can take some we we kind of sell it like on the dime now well that was oh

Oh it’s just like a it’s just like something we get a pizza all right everyone bad at the king uh thank you for your thank you thank you very much all right bye king squeaky we’ll be back for the throne we get to see look at the same reaction from everybody

There something wrong with us i think we’re i think we’re [ __ ] menaces okay how about this the next person that we meet let’s just try and be really really nice okay okay we can’t we can’t we’ve can we be like silent protagonists ah adventurers welcome back welcome back how would be

What’s the news how did it go tell me what’s going on yes ah you got permission it’s been a while assistant sets up if you don’t talk i bet his dialogue will keep rolling through okay did it go well ah splendid i i see here it is right here it’s cheese

Precisely is the stuffed dreams are made of true life or living cheese oh we completed the quest so this is it it’s just a slice of cheese yes i’m hungry well friends this be where we part ways however i have a gift do not look at me do not look at me in

The eyes i’m better than you because i’m gonna get them i’ll be seeing you all hope you come around some other time then i’ve got the slice of life and the capsule of time so now we just need two others right yeah yeah this place is kind of like a loop i

Think so we can just the course matter and the varying flesh that sounds awful guys i think we need to do some ominous ominous scouting yeah no well i was going to help you but uh i could cause you to stall a little bit or say fall a little bit what the [ __ ]

About he called you chit-chat oh what the hell i think we’re experts in in verbal combat oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] christmas that he knocked us down a hall now we’re here where are we you’re in my catcombs there’s catacombs oh it’s california oh like like like the ground my name is dumping

I collect that’s why i’m within the guy comes hey bones slimes you see they uh they take their form by like consuming bones and i’m the one who collects them so i have a question if i just see a bunch of slime and i just have a bunch of bones

And i just throw them in do i get do people i mean chances are you’ll make a grime not slime it depends how many bones you use what the [ __ ] is a grinder well you just ask what grime is by the way look over those boxes

Okay wait why are the grimes like that yeah it’s what happens when when slimes consume too many bones they get a bit greedy and then they lose their mind no i knew a guy with like 300 bones oh [ __ ] well i’m doing this i’m trying to keep

The grimes out to protect them oh oh yeah sure just ignore the the dead hanging oh that’s a holy big guy [ __ ] man they’re getting really close now what are you gonna let to do what are you going to do if one of those things gets in here wait sorry what the [ __ ]

Indeed yeah well the wyvern is our it’s our guardian per se if something goes wrong within the slime region of wyvern it appears like i’ve forgotten the solution to open this door here i’m gonna need a hand listen as long as it isn’t a quiz i’m fine yeah you keep mentioning the quizzes

Just do not want to i don’t want to talk about it filled with tears of resent so sorrow is filled with passion and then other ones filled with tears of resent so the first is feared with a fiery passion so passion oh so we oh uh

Hang on hang on ross ross i know you want to solve this uh puzzle but i want to solve another one which is how hard can this man hit connie with a shovel i have some dignity and i shan’t waste on you need every brain cell you have to swap this a puzzle

Yeah you should probably pay attention to the hallway where they are so brown orange yellow hang on i got this chicken green orange brown green orange brown orange yellow and you got it brown oh yeah i think it’s good nice oh wait there there you go oh yeah yeah oh

Okay all right goodbye here we could literally die okay do you think i could like pay him off i have money there are grimes patrolling here all you need to do is you need to wait for them to go so what happens if i was like just like

Hypothetically if i didn’t do that do it and find out i actually don’t know oh oh it’s like oh it’s looking at you it’s [ __ ] around what just happened hey we keep getting caught i made it i made it i made it oh [ __ ] it’s looking good

Guys why is it so scary when it gets you go go go go go go you’ll make it you’ll make it just okay there’s another one because i get caught wait don’t hold your spot hold your spot don’t move don’t move i’ll tell you where to go okay all right come

On that’s it i see it i see it there we go oh i’m really honestly worried about this [ __ ] big one the most oh look at this oh there’s five of them they talked there’s and what’s the books no in the war the heroes fought valiantly many fell in battle against the enemy

Favonus the great shielder fell before lawrence the divine but after leonardo the dead eye oh boy high road ignis was slain at the fort castle before android let me get a [ __ ] piece of paper guys only after lawrence sacrificed himself at the front gates using the information

We’re just using every brain cell all right wait wait so the pyruvate was slain before but only after okay so the pyruvate then was slain after lawrence okay so divine all right i don’t think i don’t think that that charlie can eat this one

Hey can i see that can i see that course matter this is our best one holy [ __ ] whoa is he godzilla at least i dig them up i put the bones in there he guards them etc etc here it is you use that to make new slime people wow

Dumpty where should we go from here we need to get the wait hold on let me look at my journal it’s called the burying flesh varying flesh over the very flesh well actually way out this way it appears i’m too large to get through this hole so you’re gonna

Have to go without me guys oh no no no have we actually called any people by their actual names or we just we we called we called beepo uh by their name but only because they’re the only person we’ve met that deserves it was that even their actual name wait was

It not bad it was be appalled and be appalled oh [ __ ] and we just called them bipo oh god well then no we haven’t we absolutely that’s what brings this yeah new quest entry okay what do we got uh a slimy situation it seems the slimes we’re going for the varying flesh you’re

Heading towards agura oh you may have to haggle with him some form of currency condi i think this is good news guys i’m rich see you later oh what the hell this is so pretty adventurous what brings you to the agura today and also cookies and also various kinds

Of cookies that sounds sort of familiar to me but i do have some shopping to do so if you want to follow me around maybe i’ll remember where the you know the shopkeep that sells the varying flashes our friend here is rich so maybe he can i’m

Rich yeah maybe we could uh you’ll probably need that to pay him whoever what’s that on your back can i buy it this is my sweet pet they’re a pearl oyster sorry i don’t know if you were listening the first time but my friend here is a very wealthy man uh recently

Came into a lot of money and he just likes that on your money is going to get me to sell my pet to you anyway you’re here for something specific was it yeah very varying flesh if you know the way it’d be really helpful i i can’t

Remember but you could always ask some uh some of the townsfolk on the way what do you mean let’s try it here there’s some clubs in here it’s not a place i i tend to know something young people like these clubs oh [ __ ] these guys look intense

Tag me in bro you’re not gonna make it uh oh this guy i’ve heard that term before i believe one big fella who comes here talks about it you want to find it look for a place that’s very out there lots of colorful flags and slime on it colorful flags and

Slime huh you know a place with a lot of flags and also slimes perhaps i think maybe it was this way uh try in here try in here hey welcome to the meat shop can you guys look kind of freaky what’s with the bucket you guys need this for some

Kind of like sandwich or something yeah we’re doing some crazy ritual or something we’re going to kill a dinosaur ritual we’re going to kill a dinosaur we’re going to kill a dinosaur ritual we’re going to find a dinosaur we’re going to beat the [ __ ] out of him hey

Yeah yeah you’re going to break tony our grandma’s watching so we’re going to need you to whip it up real special if that’s all right all right all right no you don’t have to whip anything i promise you grandma you’ll go with it whip it right

Now grandma hit the wheel rip it like you used to grandma we know you can still the flesh is ready do when do you want to take it how many coins tony how many coins i’m i’m rich man something for your time let’s let’s say something for

Your time free coins all right oh something for your time all right this is something hey tony something for your time something for you tony i’m going to need 10 obsidian and a flint and steel i got some guys i want to send to help some business to take care of come on

Get out of the guys all right all right tony i’ll leave you with you have a quest to be getting into hey stay tony not it’ll be a problem for you grandma are you gonna leave us like everyone else does listen i can’t join you for every part of your of journey

It’s kisses for grandma grandma grandma okay grab all my sweet sweet grandchildren again i can’t let her see me cry i can’t let me i got a new question okay everyone on the boat okay yeah i don’t think is ever is everyone sitting on the boat i’m sitting on the boat i’m

On the boat all right ready to go grandma we’re sitting on the bus i know whoa yo what that’s me what wait what’s going what the [ __ ] do you guys see a loading screen too no i didn’t see anything what do you mean grandma would be so proud of me

I got a i got a whole loading screen wait this isn’t the badlands i’m assuming you’re adventurers this is a place where we’ve researched big bones around our lands older creatures i like big bones follow the path to the doctor’s hut and the quarry you can’t miss it dude this is crazy man

This feels like a different [ __ ] world out here whoa where’s the oh guys i think i see the witch doctor’s hut oh yeah that’s definitely it that’s definitely it witch doctor what’s happening with this door hello hello oh this guy is funny holy humble witch doctor which doctor smitch doctor [ __ ] doctor you’re

You’re ruffled stiltskin under there i see you who i heard the witch doctor this is my home which doctor can you speak only in rhyme please i am the witch doctor that is me uh and now answer me these questions three they’re here yes i sent a very specific thing to your

Quest giver in town to put together this thing to stop the gelatosaurus wrecks maybe all goblins yes you’re going to need to toss all that in the car get out of there sorry sorry now okay throw the ingredients in all right who has the ingredients i got the egg i have

This i have the slice of life and then i have the slice of life in the course matter there goes the cheese okay hi of course meat coming right in hey hey here we go you want to put in the course matter there it goes

All right all right just tell it is that the whole thing yeah i think so one more still the meat there’s still the meat okay now before i throw this in this isn’t like a trap or anything right this isn’t like a riddle is it insane where’s my dice

I got a 14. he does this sometimes you believe him he does this you believe me go back down to the floor i must cast my magic they’re gonna cast the magic it’s full circle it’s a oh my god guys you just provided me with

The greatest gift of all time it was the quizzes for your time oh okay there’s way more coming i’m going to kick the [ __ ] out of you quiz i’m going to me you’re not going to be walking on any leg and now i will bid you a do thank you so wait no

Math question please i’m begging you wait what about the gelatinous erection where is it oh that’s still a problem see ya oh wait shoot wait why are you kidding us hello who’s that i’m trapped in my home it’s very unfair how do we get you out

This is locked away by a goblin who kept your party at bay oh god he’s speaking in rhymes i’m locked in a closet i run out of rhyme how do we do this you went out the closet buddy oh i found hey guys i found i found the

Wick i found the witch doctor’s key where does it go somewhere thank you thank you thank you adventure brave so it was uh it was very um damp there is no time to waste there’s a there really is a gelatinosaurus wrecked down in the quarry and it really is

Wreaking havoc on our friends well we kind of sort of used we used all the items to make a bunch of uh whole [ __ ] what i guess i’ll take a mushroom a minute work just for a while we’re trying to do yes they shoot exactly as i uh anticipated if you feed

The gelatinosaurus rex enough times maybe you’ll be able to sedate the which they save the quarry this is [ __ ] insane man it’s very dangerous at the dinosaur to put it to sleep is that what you’re saying yes so yes if we feed the dinosaur enough then maybe hop on in i mean

Tell me what you said privacy here isn’t surprising wait there you go and there you go there you go guys listen what do we do what do we even no one will be able to stop the what was it the dynamic you don’t even remember it’s the gelatinosaurus

Rex i mean what do we what do we even owe these people though right i mean like we just showed up the dinosaurs you’re right guys people it’s worth a try everything bad happens because of old let’s get out of here you’re right you’re right guys we can make a change

Let’s do it let’s go together let’s squeeze out the back door let’s leave this place thank you witch doctor we’ll never forget you so um i’m kind of worried this gelatinosaurus rex i mean is it like is it big uh i don’t know uh it’s it sounds like it’s

Probably like medium sized like onwards i don’t okay is everyone ready this is gonna be the biggest challenge we faced yet if we go there and it’s not actually a gelatosaurus rex and it’s just the [ __ ] quizzes again i’m gonna i’m gonna i’m gonna die

And i am going to shoot him with it hey there’s like oh oh whoa whoa whoa you can’t use this path we got an issue on the other side we’re here to help really we we can’t risk the creature escaping so you got to go around the long way so to answer your

Question charlie i think it’s big yeah i think that’s pretty large man it must be pretty large yeah i’m a little bit steps on me dude okay what’s over here whoa well now i definitely feel like i’m gonna think you’re moving hurts okay this person’s running over how are you doing

Hello there hey what’s up dude stop wait stop wasting your mcmuffin stop shooting me with muffins he just has one of an issue to the conservation preservation inclination there’s a bit of an issue going on here a couple of grams ran down to my conservation area and they started

Feeding my gelatosaurus wrecks their freaky dicky food oh [ __ ] is that why it’s all wild and [ __ ] yeah it’s going absolutely crazy and i need you to feed him with much better much pure food don’t worry about that partner we’re here to feed them up and then put them

In the oven and cook them up and slice them up yeah we’re gonna put it we’re gonna put him put him tell him to put him up and then we’re gonna put him down no no no we’re gonna put him down this is the conservation area you can’t

Go putting down dinosaurs what does that mean bro i’m a i’m a democrat i don’t understand they’re people they’re people too yeah no that makes sense to me no that makes sense yeah yeah hey should we be worried about this i think the pg answer is that they’ve been crushed

Through the quarry it left a train a trail of burning footprints behind wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold up important question crushed by what one of the the gillette so shouldn’t it be arrested isn’t it a

Murderer because it’s a person in the law’s applause you can find handcuffs to fit around that dinos wrists sure oh this is a check guys the music just changed i think we’re about to oh oh did you hear that what was that girl oh my god guys uh there’s fireballs coming at us

Inside of her mouth do you have any idea how crazy that sounds there’s a there’s a cannon over here i can’t time to make you full buddy anymore i need more i need more burgers come on double team we gotta do it we gotta do it same time same time ready do

You stand one night yeah three yeah two two one one whoa die [ __ ] i mean eat burgers the water ain’t no [ __ ] i don’t care if it hurts i’m not he died he [ __ ] died i’m putting a gun on my head so i can shoot twice as

Fast eat seed in peace dinosaur yes consume gg consume he said we almost got him we almost got him guys chris you’re not you and you’re hungry please go make cram crackers they say gg go make craft proud get him now for the final blow let me out good

I really appreciate you guys helping me out with this problem you see i openly admit that i’m a little bit of a coward and i couldn’t have done that myself so to reveal a favor i’d like to invite you to lunch at my ranch oh what are we

Having what are we eating uh you say mcguffin if you say mcguffin i will kill you right now honestly even if i just have to smell one more i’m gonna lose it i lost the apple on my head you lost your bucket check this out check it out hey [ __ ] damn me

Up guys yeah i have to say this has been quite literally the best and only adventure i’ve ever had oh my god you’re just other adventures you know what slime rancher yeah we will yeah do it really stop stop come so far hey where’s my where’s my son where’s my son

He’s right here he’s right here oh you made it you oh please stop please please just go at the end of all this you know maybe you can have another and this time ross really will be the father yeah and i’ll pay alimony and everything wow so before we go in

I do believe your fetus has something to say to you all excuse me that’s not yeah hey son hey son scooby-doo we’ve got some strange friends son yeah i know yes zooey mama i uh i didn’t actually expect i didn’t expect it to be the sickest mod ever

When i said it was gonna be the sickest mod ever but it was the sixth spot ever i really hope you guys enjoyed the video please go check out crips and creepers follow them and keep updated and and check out the slice when it comes out

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